Pure Comedy: Super Heroes Get Beat Up By One-Time After Superman Socks Up Lady Cop

Posted on July 10th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Pure Comedy, Random Ridiculousness

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Some goof balls were hanging out in Time Square yesterday dressed as Batman and Superman. They ended up getting into a scrap when Superman freaked out and punched a female cop:

Superman and Batman took on New York’s Finest last night in an epic Crossroads of the World battle that left the Man of Steel behind bars and the Caped Crusader in cuffs. Stunned Times Square tourists and office workers watched agog as cops struggled to subdue Clark Kent’s alter ego without kryptonite. “The Man of Steel didn’t go down with just two officers…… it took seven officers!” witness Ryan McCormick said. “He was putting up a good fight. Little kids were like, ‘Mommy, it’s Superman!’ “

If that weren’t weird enough, McCormick turned and saw the Dark Knight handcuffed to a chair like a common villain. As this was happening, someone is like, ‘It’s Batman!’ I turn around and there’s Batman in handcuffs,” he said. Superman, a k a Maksim Katsnelson, 23, of The Bronx, was arrested and charged with assault and resisting arrested, police said, accusing him of punching a female officer in the face while she was trying to subdue him.

“He freaked out and punched the girl cop in the face,” Batman said later. Cops cuffed Batman, actually Frank Frisoli, but let him go because he didn’t cause any problems, he told The Post. The Maine resident, who has been visiting the city for two weeks, said the two had dressed up as the super heroes for laughs. “We were just having a good time,” Frisoli said. Their comic-book adventure went awry when cops approached the dynamic duo on 43rd Street to see whether they had the required license to perform in costume in public, Frisoli said. When they said no, cops asked for IDs. Again, they answered no, which prompted cops to handcuff Batman. That’s when Superman took off, screaming, “I’m not getting arrested.” But a crowd of police took him down and brought him to a special Fortress of Solitude — the Midtown South station house. Meanwhile, Batman left with another costumed character, said Melba Williams, a tourist from Tennessee. “He walked off with the Statue of Liberty.”

Real tough Superman, hitting a girl. SMH&LMAO  at this story.

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  • told you so

    damn, i missed it. that would have been fun to see

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  • Smoovee Sayz (forever Random)

    Thought that was Stevo’s doin…lol

    No really this is the type of RANDOM behavior I love love love:)
    lmao

  • MaRRieD_MoMMy

    LMAO, I’m just happy they weren’t black.

  • nobody cares

    LMAO…i wish i would have seen this

  • charlieblanko

    lol@nobody cares and at this story, pure comedy

  • Toxicity

    so much off the wall sh!t goes down in NYC everyday I have become jaded

  • missunderstood

    Now THIS is hilarious… lol….

  • HarlemWorld

    NYPD be beastin’

  • You Smell Me??

    @ Toxicity

    agreed

  • C Allen

    Would Superman run away screaming “I’m not getting arrested” ??? And that second picture looks like a game of Twister.

  • Trini Bwoy

    lol, that was a good one. I almost missed it.

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