Thursday, March 6th, 2008
More Acting Gigs For Bey
Posted by Bossip Staff
Beyonce will star in an upcoming film called “Obsessed” playing the wife of Idris Elba. She and her father Matthew Knowles are the executive producers. Damn, we were interested in seeing some love scenes with her and Idris, but with daddy on the staff, they probably won’t be too steamy. That and we know Hovvy Hov ain’t having that ish.
Speaking of which, here he is at the Cavaliers/Knicks game last night sans Bey:
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julia stiles attending knicks games with Hov? hmmm…
Why does Hov seem more comfortable around other women than he does B? I know they like to keep people wondering about their relationship, but do they wonder themselves?
I am sure that her acting will be horrible as it always is! Face it stans! BEYONCE CANT ACT !!!!
And watch how her and papa are going to go around promoting that movie like its going to be Oscar worthy or something.
I can’t tell the difference between Daddy Knowles and Danny Simpson (Jessica). Both pimp out their mediocre daughters for quick cash from cultish stans.
Enough already.
I meant Daddy Simpson.^^^
Bossip bless ya’ll heart 4 givin us a new post!!!!! THANK YA!!! anyway, oh hell no to bey playin idris’ wife…DAMN lol. nah…would be interesting to see what in the hell that movie would even be about.
she should step her acting game up before getting on screen with idris. she’s gotten better but she isnt ready to be next to that talented, fine hunk of chocolate man
bossip, you should’ve posted a topless pic of him or something. can the ladies get some more idris eye candy???
STOP INSINUATING SHYT BOSSIP
I think beyonce sucks as a actress! She’s a great singer/songerwriter and preformer and i thinks she needs to stick to that. Not hating just being real.
in case anyone forgot, beyonce said that she wants an oscar by the age of 30. i guess her plan right now is 2 act in any and everything 2 make that happen. however, even she stated that getting an oscar by 30 is a bit ambitious. i hope she focuses on quality and not quantity
^JAY-Z WITH THAT WHITE GIRL
TEAM BEEYANSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE HER A BREAK YALL SHE TRYING TO MAKE IT LIKE THE REST OF US! I LIKE B IF NOTHING ELSE SHE IS VERY SOPHISTICATED AND I LIKE JAY TOO – IF NOTHING ELSE HE’S A “GO-GETTER” -
@Eye
I was going to say the same damn thing. He always having fun with other broads. I never see him crack smiles like that around his Bey. Hell, he was smiling at Solange harder than ever at some awards show…..Bey probably boring as hell. Can’t crack a joke or nothin’….
Damn will I miss “The Wire”!!!
HOV
Trusted you are 100% right. These two work really hard and even tho not everyone is a fan of them together or apart, they still do their thing and anything negative said is pure HATERED. I am a Jay-Z fan from back in the day so its nice to see how far his come and how far he is yet to reach. I cant hate, and neither should anyone. Black folks doing big things, i cant get mad at that. Thats all am saying.
Please make it stop! This girl can’t act…geez…
And if anyone really wants to see Jayz laughing and having a good time, go to Beyonceworld.net under her picture gallery, i think people speculate too much, its all i am saying.
She gonna be playing “The Wife”
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
The haters will be mad
You know she probably hand picked Idris. Girl if I had a chance to pick my leading man, he would be on the top of my list too. Yummy.
I met this dude a couple weeks ago in front of my job on Madison Avenue & 56th Street (NYC) He’s madd cool!
I thought that’s what gossip sites were for – speculation.
People trip me out when they get their feelings hurt over someone ELSE’s opinion. It ain’t that serious -
Jay-Z is such a FAKE. \
Look at his face in that second pic w/ Julia Styles. He look like he’s just happy to get TV time cause he sitting next to some Hollywood white star. It’s like he’s saying yeah I’m so cool CAUSE I can go to big games and chill w/ white hollywood females cause i’m so dope. I’m HOV!!!
***** outta here! like that chick said on “Hovi baby”
JAY-Z IS A DAMN DEADBEAT FATHER.. HE’LL NEVER HAVE MY FULL RESPECT B/C OF THIS.
BARACK ON!
@loving the wire…girl, i just started watching it for the first time. I’m like halfway through season one and LOVING IT!! Idris is the ***** in everyway and he is fine as the *****! Beyonce CANNOT act! She can do the dancing and the singing very well but acting….hmmmm, lets see….NEVER!!! Give it up Bey!
Beyonce is just bored w/ that Camel and wanted to get up on some sexy chocolate… Damn just when I thought we were getiing a break from her *****.
Idris! So delicious….mmmmmm mmmmMM!
And, as much as I can’t stand her as an actress and don’t want to see her in a movie with IDRIS, I aint mad at the girl if she was the one to pick him. that ***** *****a is off two chains!
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!
I met this dude a couple weeks ago in front of my job on Madison Avenue & 56th Street (NYC) He’s madd cool!
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BROOKLYN SIT THE F-DOWN!! No real offense Brooklyn, Stand-Up. I kinda like saying that..
what could this movie possibly be about?
Idiris is a dreamboat!!
Plenty of people think she acts fine enough especially white people so it’s too bad her own people cant stand behind her and root for her to get better and prosper
She better watch it b/c them white girls are submissive and out of control….
If you don’t do it a white girl will….
And Idris is always a good look a damn good one
@ Southern Belle
@loving the wire…girl, i just started watching it for the first time. I’m like halfway through season one and LOVING IT!! Idris is the ***** in everyway and he is fine as the *****! Beyonce CANNOT act! She can do the dancing and the singing very well but acting….hmmmm, lets see….NEVER!!! Give it up Bey!
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It’s such a great show gurl.. The second season is really a banger you will be hooked by the end of the week.. lol I luv it.
Please fell free to ask me about anything you might not get or wanna discuss. I’m really a “Wire” nerd and really enjoy discussions about the show and its characters. Glad you’re loving it… BIG BIG smile over here.
Let me know when you on Season 2..
The movie is a thriller about someone stalking Idris who will play Beyonce’s character husband
Apahatty, I may have spelled that wrong BUT sorry if i did….
Not getting feelings hurt, i am just happy to see when people of color are doing well…I cant knock anyone’s hussel, thats all i am saying….If it were u, shyt, i would feel the same way, she doing her thing and thats whatsup…Now weather they love each other etc. i cant comment on that because i dont know them past their music and movies.
Even tho bey can’t act i’m still going to enjoy watching idris
Idris aka Stringer Belle
He’s the man!! Have u seen the episode where D’angelo is breaking down the chess pieces? Great moment.
Whatz good with all the Jay-Z slander???
@WTF…just because she is in alot of movies that white people like doesn’t mean she can act. She is what’s hot right now so she will get to do alot of things that she shouldn’t get to do. And just because she is black doesn’t mean we have to support her bad acting. If she can’t act, she can’t act and some of us won’t sugar coat it just because she’s black. A person saying she can’t sing is probably hating but a person saying she can’t act is just telling the plain truth.
Idris accent is madd hard, lol!! Britz are cool in my book… Do ya thing Boy! Much Respect playboy!
PS> She (Bey) doesn’t have to know how to act. They pick her cause she’s pretty.
WTF is this?
where did you get your info about the movie? jus curious……
@lovin the wire…thanks gurl!!! i do get a little confused so i will be asking questions!!! i do have one now. I can’t think of his name but the black police sgt (the skinny weird looking one that used to play on OZ). I think they said that he wasn’t all the way right, like kind of a dirty cop. i haven’t seen him do anything dirty. did i get it wrong?
Why do we have to like everybody because their black? Seriously, I have to know this. That’s some racist ***** ***** right there. I’m mixed, so does that mean I have to support all black AND white people? Come on man, grow up. It ain’t always about color. Smh…
I don’t like R. Kelly either. He’s talented, but he also likes to ***** on youngins’.
Bey may not have *****ed on anyone, but she gets on my nerves – is that OK with you honey?
Aphatty
I thought that’s what gossip sites were for – speculation.
People trip me out when they get their feelings hurt over someone ELSE’s opinion. It ain’t that serious -
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Thank u…damn. Can’t say ***** on here without people bashing u for giving your opinion.
if i were an aspiring actress i would be *****ed that women that can’t act are getting parts only because they are pretty but lack acting talent. that must suck to those other black actresses in hollywood that are just as pretty but can also act but can’t get any good parts because they aren’t a superstar.
@ Mimi, no worries – I understand where you are coming from, and I agree that she has done her thing to the fullest. However, I have the right to watch good movies with good acting. If Bey’s name is attached, I have to give it the side-eye….sorry….
Wow, okay, i did not even insult you and i did say PEOPLE OF COLOR, meaning not just black. I had to rephrase myself so i dont come off like a racist. Well i too am half white so this isnt about color. BUT i dont see anything wrong with me or anyone else on this blog being happy about people being sucssessful. This is about us having our own opinions and i respect yours, thats why i spoke for myself when i said, KUDOS for them being able to do what they do and so well. If they werent good at it then they wouldnt have the status they have. Anyway, u dont have to respond to my comments because they are mine, not anyone elses.
Aphatty, I feel u, no hard feelings….
Beyonce is bad in her own right….the girl is pretty, she can sing and dance like few can…but, it’s no secret that she can’t act. I just wonder why she’s determined to put herself in that critical predicament. A person does not have to be skilled at everything that comes their way to be appreciated.
@robbierob..great comment!
Southern Belle 225 – I cosign you 100%. I will never understand why they keep giving her acting jobs…she is a HORRIBLE actress. One thing I bet though, she will be singing somewhere in this movie (be it in the shower, nightclub act, street corner, somewhere). As for the Oscar thing, they only way she may ever get one is producing, which I think she is also doing here.
At least this isn’t a music movie. Dang, haters can never be satisfied.
I LOVE ME SOME Idris Elba!!!!!
BEYONCE NEEDS TO STEP HER ACTIN GAME UP BEFORE ANYTHING..THATS FOR DAMN SURE!
I think that there are alot of talented, prett actress out there like Kerry washington, Nia Long, Sanaa Lathan Paula Patton etc… that they can give they roles to.
@Mimi
Sweetie, it takes a lot to insult me. I have a thick skin, so go for it – it won’t keep me up at night I promise.
If I recall, you responded to my post first, so if you didn’t want me to say anything, you shouldn’t have addressed me. Its cool though, I ain’t about to start no E-feud over Beyonce.
We agree to disagree, its that simple. Have a great day.
Beyonce cant act…so what? We have heard it a million times. ASHANTI CANT SING!! But we will never see Ashanti put a mic down. So why should Bey stop accepting acting roles??????
LOVE THE WIRE TOO!
and i like the lesbians baltimore accent
ps. thats to anyone that peeped her when she was doin Rap City in the Basement
@shrennie…or, she could always purchase an oscar! i mean, i did hear that diddy purchased his walk of fame star! LOL
dat aint Bey, Bossip dat iz Julia stiles
Austin, TX..ur right..thats true, shoot Rihanna can’t sing either! But you still see them doin there thang, you gotta love their confidence!
julia stiles is cool i liked that movie saving the last dance..hahahahaha
@ms. kerr…Kemah (her name on the wire) was on Rap City recently?
Aphatty, u have a good day too…We disagreed politely, no harm done. Peace out all!
Fo sho….
I love Julia Stiles!!
What is Idiris nationality?
cause I saw one movie where he had a perfect patois Jamaican accent and another with a british accent and another with a regular english.
this man either very talented or..
hes british..
but he is very talented…
i never heard him speak Jamaican what movie is that?
when i first saw him in a movie he spoke perfect english..then i saw him off the screen being interviewed by soneone and he had a british accent, shes from London..hella sexy
We know acting is her weakness but she isn’t showing it because she keeps cashing these acting checks, signing onto more movies, and now she is EXECUTIVE PRODUCING a movie!! This chick can’t be stopped for nothing. Now that she is an executive producer, she doesn’t have to know how to act. That exec producer check is even more money than that acting check!
i say its all a scheme to breakup bey-z, matt never liked him and if she wants an older man he’s gon set her up with someone he approves of
Southern Belle 225..girl where u been she was on Rap City in February for like 3-4 days mama
wonder if he used the word ***** around her? like “do you think you’ll get NAS’ ***** album?”
hahahaha at Diddy buying his walk of fame star…thats hilarious. if Diddy dont sit down somewhere….
@ Ms Kerr
One Love! with one of Bob Marleys son,is that the one your speaking of? and he was the abusive and insecure fiance to the main character?
OK PEOPLE!!!
I HAVE THE INSIDE SCOOP 4 U !!!!!!!
“OBSESSED”
(think “Sleeping w/enemy” or “Enough” or ect…)
THE MOVIE WILL BE ABOUT A HUSBAND “OBSESSED” W/HIS WIFE.
AS HIS “OBSESSION” BUILDS HE WILL CONTROLL AND DOMINATE ALL PARTS OF HER LIFE. JUST AS HE IS ABOUT TO HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL; SOMETHING OR SOMEONE, WILL SHOW HER HER TRUE STRENGNTH & WORTH.
IT IS AT THIS POINT IDRIS WILL GO ALL “IKE TURNER” ON BEY ONCE AND SHE WILL HAVE TO FIGHT FOR HER LIFE!
EARLY DRAFT OF SCRIPT HAS HER GETTING “CARMEN JONES’D” IN THE END!!!
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A REALLY DARK, GRITTY, DRAMA WITH LOTS OF DIALOGUE, CRYING AND CLOSE-UPS…….
(Think “Monster’s Ball” w/lil MAKE ME FEEL GOOD!!!)
I guess since her and daddy knowles are executive producer that means no one can steal her shine like in Dreamgirls. Neither one know anything about producing movies.
Y’all all know y’all need to stop HATIN! Y’all know deep down that y’all lov3 Bey. And y’all all know y’all goin to see that movie.(Whether you like her or not, because that fine hunk of chocolate Idris Elba is in it) Y’all know its goin to be good. And Jay is just at the game, plus Julia know they datin.
am I the only one who DOESN’T know what tha hell this movie is gonna be about?
I WOULD LIKE IDRIS PEE ON MY ANYTIME
LET*
GO Bey! I loves me sum Idris so can’t wait 4 this movie to come out
@lil mama…you aint never lied! I am going to see any movie that Idris has put out!!! I could look at his ***** ALL DAY!
Fine ***** Idris AND Bey gets murked?
Best. Movie. Ever.
Jokes, people jokes….
Y’all haters can’t be satified, you said you didn’t want to see her in a movie singing again, so here she goes trying to actually act, and y’all still hatin, judging by that one dude’s description of the movie it sounds good. Fan of Beyonce, so can’t wait. And stop tryna always make it look like Hov is always cheatin on Bey, you know he love her, cuz he wouldn’t have been with her this long if he didn’t.
Damn, KIM – that ***** made me laugh….wow.
Idris is fine. Jay should be concerned….lol
@ KIM
Cl*****y!!
Yeah – but his money ain’t as long as Jay’s. She ain’t going nowhere…..
Lucky B…:-)
@Honey
I second that motion! I think people hate on Jay & Bey cause they hate their sorry ***** lives and wish they could be Beyonce.
*****, Beyonce don’t need Jay’s money! She is doing quite quite well on her own.
Yeah – but his money ain’t as long as Jay’s. She ain’t going nowhere
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At least your being honest. This is how women think! Get your paper up!
UH OH…..Bring out the Rhianna stans! They are *****ed because Rihanna doesn’t know how to act! HAHA! Bring it on Bey! Do it big!
Damn, that sucks. I’d pay double for anything Idris is in (you guys ever seen “Sometimes in April?”), but I can’t listen to Beyonce talk for more than five seconds without wanting to throw a rock at the TV. That “duuuuurrr” accent of hers makes me crazy.
@ Southern Belle – you are right about that. She definately has her own stacks….
She might let him hit it though – just like she let LeBron, Mos Def and Andre 3000
(ducks for cover)……
Y’all mothaf*ckas are too funny…reading WAY too deep into *****. Just cause the k***** is sitting next to a white girl does not mean he’s looking for validation or a new chick. Damn!
@ Southern belle
When is it ever “enough money” when it comes to females? Not tryna start some *****. I just call em’ how I see em’.
PS> There are females that are with their dude cause they love him, not cause he got that gwap!
STOP HATING ON HOVA!! You look stupid talking about the best rapper ALIVE.
@ Brooklyn
Baby – I was raised by an independent single Mother – I will ALWAYS have my own money and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I ain’t gonna stick with a camel because his paper is long. I want a FINE ***** MAN to ***** me down everyday – I don’t need to be rich to be happy. I was saying what BEY would do. Don’t *****ume ***** about me, homie.
If beyonce gets an oscar before Joaquin Phoenix, i’ll tear my own head off
I THINK BEY IS A GRAT ACTRESS I LOVE TO SEE HER AND J LO IN MOVIES MORE THEN PERFORMING ON STAGE AND WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE STOP SAYING JZ DONT LOVE BEY CAUSE YES HE DO AND WHY WOULD’NT HE?
RE RE
Can’t wait for the matinee, this should be funny.
Hollywood is not knocking at her door- Beyonce is buying her parts- The girl cannot act and DAMMM she is ghetto- cannot articulate- so on so on!!
@Aphatty
You the one judging people. Why can’t Bey’ be in love w/ Hov? Why can’t he be “*****ing her down” RIGHT?
@Aphatty
Yeah – but his money ain’t as long as Jay’s. She ain’t going nowhere
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Aren’t these your words Mama? I call em’ how I see em’.
Is this suppose to be straight to DVD or what I am confused.
Idris was born in Britain, but his partly Ghanaian and partly Sierra Leonean
I’m out… keep it pimpin’ See ya’ll tomorrow… *****ers!!
Who said he wasn’t – it just jokes man – be easy!!!
NO ONE in here knows for real – that’s why this is supposed to be a FUN place to gossip and make jokes and speculate.
Some of ya’ll act like you on their street team or something. Take that ***** to a fan site if you can’t take other peoples jokes/opinions.
And from what I’ve heard, Jay does lay the pipe proper, so Beyonce is winning.
WOW at the emotions in here LOL!!!
@ Brooklyn – READ: I was saying what BEY would do…..READ, READ…..
Sorry I meant he is partly Ghanaian and partly sierra leonean
Is this suppose to be straight to DVD or what I am confused.
Now that would be funny.
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We woul dhave to go harder than this. there is no reason for KIM K to get 900 post and Beyonce (supposedly) the hottest chick of the game gets only 120!
Come on people, lets argue now!lol
@ BK Stand up
I can’t stand dead beats.. why can’t he claim & take care of his kid? come on now. he’s HOV!
Dude is African/British. . he was born in london but his parents are from Ghana & Sierra
@ BK & Dame
I can’t stand dead beats.. why can’t he claim & take care of his kid? come on now. he’s HOV!
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Exactly! Why can’t he take care of his kid? He’s in a position to be a decent parent. So why not?
He’s a damn DB and it’s sad..
damn Idris Elba is so sexy!
BOSSIP anybody can tell the picture of Bey has been altered.
YOU Are idiots.
but what else is new.
altered?? that is beyonce, what is so different?!
i’ll wait for it to come out on dvd…
although idris elba is beautiful so i may have to check it out just to see him….
Beyonce cannot act. She’s talented in other ways, but acting is not one of them. Its not hating. She’s a bad actress, it doesn’t take away from her other achievements. *****ody not even Beyonce can be good at everything. Acting should be treated as a craft, it shouldn’t be done just cuz you want an Oscar. I think she should leave acting to the real actresses.
This is the first time Beyonce’s actually looked attractive.
Besides Denzel I’ll take Iris on the second go round cause Denzel is first!
GO BEYONCE GO BEYONCE GO BEYONCE. YOUR BETTER THEN ANY OTHER SINGER. CANT *****ODY WORK THE STAGE AND SING AND DANCE THE SAME TIME. NOW THATS SOME DEEP ***** *****ODY CAN TOUCH.
I think Im going to be sick…..
@Nustarr….
Everyone buys their own Walk of Fame Star, you have to go through an application process and pay for your own. Not to hate on B, but she did the same……Its not like the good ole days where you were specially chosen.
SMH at how HENNY BOSSIP just forgot to through in the part about fine ***** Ali Larter of HEROES being in the flick to make it a sexy IR 3 sum!!!
She is ba-gooshin out that dress
***** these *****s
OMG! Her daddy is really trying to forcefeed her ***** down everybody throats. I like Beyonce as a singer but acting! Dam boo stick to what you know best. I suspose the soundtrack to the movie will consist of nothing but Beyonce music to huh? Well the good part about the whole situation she get’s to star in a movie with sexy ***** Idris Elba dam.
Well we see how she get around. Save the last dance and then Othello. She really dig the brotha’s watch out”B”
Idris Elba can do better. He has no ambition slumming it with a poor quality ghetto girl like Beyonce.
I like the look of Jay-Z’s companion at the basketball. Thats more like it, upgrade my brotha.
Even at beyonceworld they are talking about the movie going straight to video. If it’s not a success, I wonder how Matthew will spin it. He’s funny to listen to when he’s defending his daughter.
awww….this is a no for me….
Idris?…..Yummy. She might have to dip into that…LOL
why no LIB? you don’t think it’ll be Oscar worthy??
with Idris’ good looks and Beyonce’s earth-shattering acting skills…I think we have a WINNER!!!!
PS…DON’T FORGET DA WHITE GURL ALI LARTER U BYTCHES…LOL!!!!
you REALLY love Ali Larter huh?? fan club president maybe??
oops, I forgot…..BYTCHES
PURE BULL*****!!!!
this is some bull*****…
DO.NOT.WANT.
I was told that she dated a guy living with Herpes on ” PositiveLoving.com”. But now they become good friends now. And she helped about 5 users on this site to buy the basic drugs to control the STD
THis ***** cannot act. If her weave depended on her winning an Oscar award she would be scraight bald next year!
this makes me sad…unless she says “IM FOXXY CLEOPATRA AND IMMA WHOOOLE LOTTA WOMAN” i wont be wasting my time….my daughter has some BRATZ movies if im really interested in seeing frame by frame emotions and fake hair….
Billboard Top 20 :
1. Low, Flo Rida Featuring T-Pain
2. With You, Chris Brown
3. Don’t Stop The Music, Rihanna
4. Love Song, Sara Bareilles
5. No One, Alicia Keys
6. Apologize, Timbaland Ft. OneRepublic
7. Sensual Seduction, Snoop Dogg
8. Take You There, Sean Kingston
9. Independent, Webbie, Lil’ Phat & Lil’ Boosie
10. Sorry, Buckcherry
11. See You Again, Miley Cyrus
12. Superstar, Lupe Fiasco Ft. Matthew Santos
13. No Air, Jordin Sparks duet with Chris Brown
14. Like You’ll See Me Again, Alicia Keys
15. Shadow Of The Day, Linkin Park
16. Teardrops On My Guitar, Taylor Swift
17. Clumsy, Fergie
18. Sexy Can I, Ray J & Yung Berg
19. Suffocate, J. Holiday
20. Tattoo, Jordin Sparks
Eye
I know they like to keep people wondering about their relationship, but do they wonder themselves?
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OK
WIZZZZZZOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIB!!
SNICKY *****Y!!
WHATSSHAKIN LIBRINGINTHEBACON…LOL
WHATS A HAPPENININ!! IT’S BEEN A MIN
I love Julia Stiles because she is not into the whole hollywood thing, she actually took her money and went to college.
MY OPINION ONLY……
Is it me or does Jay look good with other chicks? Im liking this pic of him and Julia, him and Kelly @ fashion show, him and Rihanna @ awards. IDK, he seems happier, at ease, and comfortable.
LIB the BRATZ are young starlets on the rise! They’re gonna be HUGE!!!! you just wait…
heeeey FAW!!!!!!
HEY SNICKY!!! HOW YOU B!!
Enjoy the film! My friends at STDromance.com have check the main info of the movie
what you drankin FAW?? I KNOW you got a bottle close by!
but the bigger question is what’s on the menu??
im good fizzo….
and snick…i know about the BRATZ…doesnt beyonce look like one of them?????
FAW and LIBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!
Damn finally some peeps up in here, up in here!
Oh, are you STILL up in here?? Lol!!
Damn, Snickers–
You done changed up on me! How you gone be snickers with a whopper? Lol!!!
I’m glad ya’ll was here ’cause I got hella tired of lurkin’ in the Kim K. post!
DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Herpes girl-
The hell?
How you gone be adverstising for Herpes all will nilly?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heeey Diva! not a whopper,(I hate whoppers) that’s a #1 from What-a-Burger!!!!
they are truly burger geniuses!!!!!!
I SWEAR I fell asleep twice in that Kim K post!
Damn girl–
I’m off of red meat for a while so I can’t get one but…..
Don’t tell *****ody…..
***licking the screen***
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!
Mama, boni mamma!
Som mo dini, mamma!
MMMmaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ma!
He-he!
I think we need to make some missing persons posters for WESSSIIIDDDEEEEE!!!!!
Or should we put the picture up on the “Do this in memory of me” table and have a service?
What fo you think?
(Check out my name)
@ms. sugar wall, rihanna sends an apology fuh takin ur man and leavin u high dry with 5 snotty nose children. get over it, when the time comes fuh rihanna to act, she will act. LIKE IT OR NOT, RIHANNA HAS MORE MONEY THAN UR *****.
btw, someone said that pimp knowles is executive producin this joint cause he would let beyonce repeat 50 times a line till it is perfect.
Aw Damn! Let me get rid of the typos!
brb….
OK. It’s done.
@JJJ
let them know, where are the rihanna posts?
we had two beyonce posts today and no one is complainin.
Uh, I thought we didn’t have to stay on topic after 100 hits!!
Has something changed and I didn’t get the mu*****kin memo?
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw, how beyonce could play some man’s wife when she cannot even role play fuh publicity jayz’s wife?
how she gine get that work out?
HEY TRU!!! WHAT IT DO !!
AND SNICKY, NO BOTTLE TONITE HEEFA!!LOL
AND I COOKED STEWED CHICKEN W/GRAVY AND RICE WITH VEGGIES…LOL
WHAT SWEETS ARE YOU EATIN….
Beyonce and Idris making love as husband and wife! FIYAH!
not lickin the screen Diva, you silly!
im sad cuz wessies been gone for a while!!!!! but its good to see DIVA in such a good mood!!!!
yeah that kim post was NOT the bees knees…
Damn FAW–
You need to cyber some of that this way! Don’t make me have to do a drive by with a knife and fork!
Police= “Well, FAW, what happened?”
Faw= “I don’t know. It happened so fast. I heard loud scrapings then I realized my dinner was gone”
Police= Looks like the MO for 1TruDiva. OK. it’s a wrap. We hope you got some chicken baloney left for the kids.
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no sweets for me FAW!!
LIB what’s baco??
“NOT the bees knees”
What the hell????????????
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl, why you up in here sounding like my 7th grade Science teacher?
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it cut off “bacon” FAW blessed me with a new name….*WHATSSHAKIN LIBRINGINTHEBACON…LOL*
LOL @ U TRU!!!
YOU KNOW I HID YOU A PLATE BEHIND THE POT IN THE FRIDGE…(SHH DONT TELL SNICKY SHE BE LOKIN EVERYWHERE)!!!
OH AND LIB IS HER LOOK OUT!!
Het snickers–
I can still say I honestly have NOT touched any red meat.
Why is my tongue glowing all of a sudden?
WOW…so sweet, seems she is famous on a tall dating site~~~~~~~Tallmingle.com ,there are many hot models.they vote the most beautiful member each month.
funny thing…..
*Hey–
LOL @ LIB
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now dats what’s up!!!
Why I’ma act like it ain’t nothing to eat. Once everybody’s gone, it’s on like a pot of neckbones.
LIB–
I’m almost up there witchu with the bees knees. Lol!
OK. OK. I got a game.
Who’s down???
FAW, you know I’ll tear a house UP lookin’ for some food!!
Diva, I tried no red meat once, and I acually did good…I lasted two and a half years with no red meat!!! I’ve been off of pork for seven years now!
Snickers–
When me and my husband was still together (that’s before he got M.I.A.–the police haven’t found his body and when I find him Ima cut him to the white meat) we did the “no pork” for 6 years. It was good ’til my mom came with some collard greens and pork neck bones!
Girl!!! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah well basically, im tired of beyonce SHENANIGANS….. theres another word for you diva…. WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST SAW THE DINNER!!!! WHAT IN THE HAIL???????? i had ice cream for dinner….strawberry cheesecake…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I got a game dammit!
Dammit I say!! Lol!!!!!
brb………
don’t get me started! I was going strong with my no red meat diet until my daddy smoked a brisket one day and left it on top of the stove……I was in HEAVEN!!!!!!
OK TRU!!!!!!LOL
GO!!
first civil war history reports and now eating ice cream for dinner…LIB YOU are my IDOL!!!!!! I’m so envious…….
lmao!!!! yessir SNICK!!!! ***** bey and ri…its all about ME!!!!!
SOMEBODY SAID ICE CREAM!!
OK. Why is this woman in the next office staring at the wall and laughin’ like it’s no tomorrow?
WTH??
***** must be Bi-polar!
OK. Ima play the dammin game by myself!
*humph*
ok i need to share this with you ladies…my rabbit is running around his cage with cardboard over his eyes….i took his food out,this n*gga drooped the cardboard and side eyed me…. the nerve!!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GAME?? TRU??
@1 Tru how are you? Run she see dead people!
TruDiva= Please name a phrase–any phrase you’ve heard from you’re mother, grandmother, great-grandmother or anyone in your family that you found yourself using on your children?
TruDiva= OK. BOSSIP!
@ My business–
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIB–
You STILL got that crack head rabbit? Where’s the dog with his spoiled a$$?
OK. OK> back to my game….
ok got one; If you don’t sit yo ***** down Imma knock you from hear to glory.
TruDiva to son= “Boy, if you don’t stop, I’ma knocked you in the middle of next week!”
WTH????? Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You silly rabbits need to get a life! All you guys do is hate on the beautiful artist known as Rihanna and degrade the ethnic diversity shared by Bossip
**Ahem**
To someone that feels the need to use a REAL model as her pic…
STFU!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This ***** don’t really want it! And to think I was nice to her awhile back!
Bring me yo ***** and give your heart to Jesus!
OH OH OH LORD WHY NOT ME WHY DIDN’T THEY CHOOSE ME! OH WELL I GUESS I SEE IT IN THEATRES
DIVA! why my dog kill my sons hampster!!!! i came home( after enjoying some delectable libations) to a dead hamster…i spent 20 minutes telling the dog “LOOK WHAT YOU DID! THATS A BAD BAD PUPPY” it was a *lifetime movie network* worthy performance
OH, my bad! She was on topic!
That’s what you get!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ My business–
That was a good one!
How about…..
I thought Ana Nicole Smith was dead get a life. Daycare close go home Boo.
Can I play you guys game?
“Get out my purse before I strangle you with it”
” do as i say, not as i do”
arghhh,,, i hated that one!
Damn, people killing me always calling me for something while I’m at work! Don’t they know I’m BOSSIP’ing!
OK THIS IS MY FAVORITE
IMMA KNOCK THE PIS OUTTA YOU….THAT ONE HAS 15,000,000 FREQUENT SPOKEN MILES
When I get you home with the lips folded in!
Damn JS&BP–
you stole mine! Lol!!
How did the one go..
Ima make you rope like Okra?
WTF was that about? Lol!!
“ANYONE WHO SAYS HUH, CAN HEAR!”
Stop talkinh fo you run my damn light bill up and go sit down don’t sit yo ***** on my couch.
Why my grandmother tell my brother–
“Boy you so good at stealin’, you could steal a person’s socks w/o taking their shoes off!”
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DEAD.
Children should be seen and not heard!
NOt the light bill one!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How about–
“Be quiet. You know it’s thunderin’ and lightnin’”
GIRL DONT YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME…
Good for her, Bey be $tacking those $tacks. Idris is fine as hell Mmmmmmm he is fine
TRU NOO I WAS GONNA SAY
CLOSE THE CURTAINS AND STAY AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS BFORE LIGHTNIN STRIKE THE HOUSE DOWN
My sister wore a patch over her eye (for a minute) so Gramma would say
“girl, dontchu roll your EYE at me!”
Dead!
^^^^MOM?????
How about–
“Go and get the belt so I can beatcha a$$!”
I’m like–WTH?? I gotta get my OWN *****?
Aw, hell NAW!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cut yo lieing 4 I knock you to hell and back
my mom told me i was crazy, and i told her the voices in my head dis-agree……..whooooo, that was an attempt at suicide….:)
What about–
“Close the do’. You letting all the heat out!”
“Get off that phone, its storming outside”
How many of y’all used to sing in the fan?
Don’t lie! Lol!!!!
SOUNDS LIKE YALL GOT GREAT GRANNY MAMAS…LOL
GURL GO AND GETS ME A SWITCH
Do i look like hazel to you?
OK. OK.
Damn! Ya’ll got me!
GIRL THE FAN WAS MY MICROPHONE……….AND I DROVE EVERYONE CRAAAAZY
“If I catch wanna dem boys over here I am gonna go talk to his mamma!?
HUH???…^^^LOL
why you wanna run around with those FAST TAILED GIRLS??? {lmao at any girl in red lip stick cuz thats an auto-matic fast *****}
Do you think money grows on trees?
@ Let Your Haters Be Your Motivators
Rihanna’s post is not far away, I just know it.
Bossip was posting Rihanna all day, everyday, last week; so THE HATERS CAME RUNNING LIKE A HERD OF WILD DOGS saying how tired they are of her.
I GUESS BOSSIP READ THE POST
…but Bossip don’t be silly Rihanna is the hot topic right now! Peple wanna know whats up…
Yeah, why all the girl’s had to be “fast-tailed” girls??
Was everbody effin’, Grandma?
Damn!
* people
Go sit yo fast ***** down somewhere
lmao diva!!!! gran’dad was getting it!
@ JS&BP–
Girl–I heard that one so much, I just plum got tired of asking and found a job! Lol!!!!!!!!!!
@ 1TruDiva
I still sing in the fan… No *****! I’m telling the truth.
And don’t LET *****ody in the “hood” owe gramma money. She was NO JOKE about her paper!
Why she go down the street, knock on Rev. Banres door and ask him for her money she loaned him? Why he wouldn’t some to the door.
Sent his daughter out talkin’ ’bout “my daddy ain’t home.” Why she sit on the porch and wait?
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Rev. Barnes
I know yall played hide and get my granny came outside and at first I was standing out waiting to be caught but when I heard the door screen I ran and jumped in the ditch!
diva…dont start! grand mothers are no joke!
@ jjj–
Don’t let it bother you girl!
Get it out! Get it out! Lol!!!
I do too!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My license plate on my car says “SING2U”. Why I got a microphone in my car and be singin’ my A$$ off!
People be lookin’ like WTH?? Lol!!!!!!!!
WHY THEY HAD TO JUKE YOUR HEAD ALL OVER THE PLACE JUST TO DO 2 PONYTAILS..LOL
MY HEAD STILL HURT
My Business
I know yall played hide and get my granny came outside and at first I was standing out waiting to be caught but when I heard the door screen I ran and jumped in the ditch!
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YESSIRREEEE BOB!!!!!!!
Why when the streetlights came on, I was ALREADY on the porch.
And tellin’ on errbody who wasn’t!
@ 1Tru we had this neighbor that was raising her grand kids and she would send them over an ask for chicken talkn bout my grandma said you got a couple pieces she can borrow. My granny said look up there and give her ***** some soup and every time they wanted to borrow something my granny would send them some soup. If they wanted sugar they got soup!
@ FAW–
Why I still by Dixie Peach and Royal Crown along with my Carol’s daughter?
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ My–
I’m mu*****kin dead over here!
*wiping tears from my eyes*
Howda hell you borrow C.H.I.C.K.E.N??
How about a new game?
Do you guys have any drunk uncle stories to share??????
Why when I used to get my hair straighten I would burnt up and smelling like sulfade!
***still cryin***
How the hell you borrow chicken?
I heard of….
Sugar.
Salt.
Ketchup.
Soap.
Toilet tissue but…..
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C…..H…..I…..C…..K…..E…..N???????
@ 1Tru with my granny like she said send they ***** some soup hell she’ll get tired and make grocery her damn self
you mean uncles come in “sober” well ill be……
i love her!
OK- Just sit–
Gimme a new one ’cause I’m weak over the chicken!
Y’all remember when I went to my “impromptu” family reunion and I ran a post up with the “why” questions. Y’all betta get one going before I start! Lol!!!
I don’t think I ever was in the presence of any of my unlces and they were sober!
Not even in church! Lol!!
How about all my uncles still have curls and the baby uncle is just 38 year old still stay with granny and hes married but his wife has her on place and he has his on room at granny house with no JOB.;
Why I got an unlce that sill drives a ‘89 duece and a quarter?
@1Tru
I will combine the two.
Why did my Uncle get a DUI on the way to the family reunion and my cousin went to bail him out and was arrested at the jail for public intoxication because he was drunk too! SMDH
Why my uncle Pete got four teeth and walk around with a toothpick in his mouth?
I’m just asking.
How bout my uncle still wear rayon suits with sandles and socks
diva…why we got the same uncle????
@1Tru
I will combine the two.
Why did my Uncle get a DUI on the way to the family reunion and my cousin went to bail him out and was arrested at the jail for public intoxication because he was drunk too! SMDH
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Why my gramma have my Uncle arrested for stealing her car then went down to the Police Dept. and posted his bail?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIB–
Girl! Why my aunt still wear Orange lipstick?
Talkin’ ’bout OJ ain’t do *****! They lyin’ on OJ!
WTH????????
Let it go, auntie, Let it go!!!!!!
Why all my aunts and uncles got nicknames?
why MY aunt talking bout “you know, ike wasnt all bad….he gave that bish something to sing about!”
How bout my granny was getting an award at church for the oldest Missionary and when they got ready to call my granny up she told everybody touch each other so we can stand at the same time and my uncle came to church drunk and he was sitting on the front role nodding and they touch him and he woke up and said ***** That and how bout it wasn’t but 30 members to the church!
IDRIS ELBA IS ONE HOT PIECE OF MAN MEAT!! I WANT HIM..
His parents are Nigerian and from Sierra Leone.
Sadly his name is Idrisa… LOL
He was born in England. Grew up amongst West Indians in London. So he can basically do all the accents, whether British, Islands or African British..
He is just too hot!!!
LIB–
There’s a special place for you for THAT one!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why all my aunts got Ann in there name and all my uncles got Lee in theres and why I got a aunt that still wears Cherry Jubuliee lipstick! Ant the other one wear mood!
Why my Aunt Carol win 8.7 million in the lottery in 1996 and now she is talking about she needs to find a job? WTF
My Business
How bout my granny was getting an award at church for the oldest Missionary and when they got ready to call my granny up she told everybody touch each other so we can stand at the same time and my uncle came to church drunk and he was sitting on the front role nodding and they touch him and he woke up and said ***** That and how bout it wasn’t but 30 members to the church!
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why i always get in trouble!!!!!
She won WHAT???????????????????????????
Where she live? Tell me, dammit! Where she live???
**puttin’ on ski mask**
my buisness…real talk i got some anns and lees in my fam too… thats some funny *****
My my Uncle Johnnie still smoke weed?
Get high and be talkin’ ’bout the good ol’ days!
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to himself!
@ TRU………..OK I AM LATE
C.H.I.C.K.E.N.!!!! LOL
GO GETS ME A CHICKEN FOOTS SO I CAN PUT SOME “RUUTS” ON YOU
Why does my Uncle Ray always have a used car in the front yard with a homemade For Sale sign and when I visit he says, “Take the keys, I know you want to take a test drive!”
I told myself that I would boycott Bossip for lack of Rihanna post… but I’ll stick around. You guys are funny!
My family don’t like it when people come over and eat (dinner, breakfast, etc.) then leave EARLY… My family call those people “eat and left”… I don’t understand though, because whether they stay long or leave early. THEY STILL LEAVE!
@ LIB–
I STAYED in trouble!
One year–this girl kept following me and “my crew” so we ran around the corner (This was in High School) I grabbed the fire extinguisher and gave it to her–dead in the face! She had on gl*****es and when she took them off she looked like a racoon! Lol!!!!!!
LIKE MY OLD “UNCLE FRIEND” HE USED TO SAY ALL THE TIME ALONE “I GOTTA MAMA!! I GOT A DADY!! I AINT A *****!!”
LOL
Wait I got one my aunt from Cali sent her son down her because she couldn’t handle him anymore and my granny neighbor plants came up missing and she went straight to him and made him go and get them back but when he came back before he got that ***** whipped she told him I’m sickka this ***** you ain’t ***** and you ain’t gonna never have ***** now turn he seen that big ole thick belt she pulled out he *****ted on hisself and she told him now turn yo *****ty ***** over cause I’m sickka this *****!
How bout I had this cousin that use to run away all the time but when her friends mom kept bring her home the last time she got ready to run away because she didn’t want no whippen my granny told her hell I’m sick and tired of renailing dem windows shut stop going out my window walk out the door and when you get back Imma beat the black off that *****. you think you grown Imma have to show you.
My my gramma beat my uncle johnnie with a belt one time?
He was about 52 then!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! She chased him around the yard and beat the brakes off him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol!!! Lol!!!!!!
My granny couldn’t get around to good so we had to take her our ***** and form the position she would sit in her chair and open them knees up and we put our head between them knees and she would get pure *****.
Why does my grandmother wears heels that are higher than mines…
LMAO @ MY BUSINESS
@ jjj–
It’s so many regulars up in here tonight–we ALWAYS change sh*t up!
**scrolling back up to see what the REAL topic is**
Why my Uncle T “hook us up” with 5 tickets to the Philly Eagles game and then when we arrived at the gates the usher said they were counterfeit. Six hours of driving and no game!!!
The world needs a Beyonce break seriously!!
LOL @ TRU AND HER GANSTA GRANNY
@ My business–
And why my sister Monica always want to cornroll my hair going to the front so I had to put my head between her legs. I think she wanted me to smell her stuff!
I usta cry!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHH DO I MISS THE SMELL OF THE CLEANING CHITTERLINS DAY..LOL
NOT
FAW–
Gramma was the bizness! She had drug dealers straight scared of her!
Real talk!!!!
GO TO BED DIVA….JUST LEAVE WORK…TIDY UP YOUR CUBBY, CALL YOUR SON, TELL HIM TO BRING YOUR CAR AND TAKE YO’ ***** TO BED!
UGHHH TRU WHAT U DRINKING I COULD TELL BE HONEST
When my grandmother talks to me and I don’t obey/listen to her, she says I am… “hard of hearing”
@ Just Sit how bout I got some cousin the sell that fake ticket stuff to and when Tyler Perry came here they told her they got her front role seats for being the best Auntee my granny say I play bout lot thangs but I’ll turn yall ***** in.
IM STILL HARD OF HEARIN…AND MY GRAND MOTHER STILL THREATENS TO WHOOP MY NARROW BEHIND..LOL
I TELL HER SHE HAS TO CATCH ME FIRST THEN SHE SICKS MY KIDS ON ME..LOL
WITH HER MESSY SELF!!
Why my Uncle T “hook us up” with 5 tickets to the Philly Eagles game and then when we arrived at the gates the usher said they were counterfeit. Six hours of driving and no game!!!
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AW, Damn! All 11 of us woulda jumped his *****! Lol!!!
Why I had an Aunt we have this thing here when something go on in the city if you know the whereabout of the criminal you can get 1000 dollars its call crime stoppers why my aunt was watching and they showed on tv where someone had robbed different food stores and showed the picture why it was her son and why he was in the bed sleep she called on his ***** and told them to bring her money when they come and get him!
MY BUISNESS…. YOU GO TO BED TO….LMAO!
sorry…TOO
Why all y’all got me
ROTFLMAO!!
LIB–
How you know he got the Benz??
You know what–his a$$ betta pick me up on-damn-time–tonight! I’m NOT playin! I’ll report my sh*t stolen!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**acting like he my ghetto man– droppin me off at work and takin my sh*t! Lol!!***
LMAO DIVA!
My Business
Why I had an Aunt we have this thing here when something go on in the city if you know the whereabout of the criminal you can get 1000 dollars its call crime stoppers why my aunt was watching and they showed on tv where someone had robbed different food stores and showed the picture why it was her son and why he was in the bed sleep she called on his ***** and told them to bring her money when they come and get him!
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Please STOP!!!!! You got me cryin!
Please, please stop!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why the police come looking for my brothers one time. Gramma said “come on in, officers.” She made them a cup of coffee then told them “they’re upstairs in the attic. officers.”
hopefully ill catch up with you ladies tomorrow, i need to go to bed…MY BUISNESS? you need dr phil….good nite WIZZOOOOOO AND DIVAAAAAAAA!
@ my business–
Ima need for you to refrain from posting anything else!
I got a headache from effin’ with your crazy a$$!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a joke, dunno if you’ll find it funny :
A San Diego patrolman pulled over a driver and told him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5000 in a safty competition. “What are you going o do with the money?” the officer asked.
“I guess I’ll go to driving schol and get my licence,” the man answered.
“Don’t listen to him,” said the woman in the p*****enger seat. “He’s a smart alec when he is drunk.”
This woke up the man in the back seat, who saw the cop and said, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.”
Then there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked in Spanish, “Are we over the border yet?”
WHY EVERY TIME MY GRANDFATHER WOULD GET DRUNK HE WOULD COME HOME WITH 10 RALLY BURGERS NO CHEESE ALL CRINKLED UP IN A BAG…LIKE HERE LOOK AT PAW PAW GOT YOU .,,AS LIKE TO GIVE MY GRAND MOTHER A BREAK SO SHE WOULDNT BE SO *****ED OFF THAT HE’S DRUNK..LOL
How bout we use to steal my granny dishes and go outside and make mud pies!
I respect Beyonce as an artist, but she needs to be realistic…She wants an Oscar by 30?! People like Johnny Depp and Kate Winslet have been in the game for years, and they haven’t even gotten one. She needs A LOT of work, and I’m not sure if 4 years is enough time.
OMG, so I’m at home, decided to check my email/see what’s going on Bossip and now I find that someone has decided to bestow the honor on me by jacking my screen name to play a game? WTH!!
Now I truly know what they mean when they say imitation is the truest form of flattery. To whomever the stupid *****er is that’s impostering, please make sure that your conjugation is on point!! For example, the genuine JSABP would never say…”Get out my purse…”, I would say “Get out ‘of’ my purse”. SMDH that even hours after I’ve left I’ve left such an imprint on someone that they’d imitate me.
LOL, I think you were a bit more creative when you stole my pic with the big red X over it!!
1 Tru, someone’s playing games!! First of all, am I usually on Bossip in the evenings? Second, y’all know I don’t play games…I just beef.
Plus, I don’t have a damn Uncle. Sheesh…silly, crazy, impostering rabbit….
@ jjj–
That’s was funny!!!!
* to
* school
Sorry I was typing fast!
Good night yall, I’m going to bed
Bossip give a Rihanna post!
How bout my grand daddy use to give us dimes til I was 10 and then we went up to 25 cents and than when I got 16 I said hopefully we can get up to a dollar one day and he heard me and said I aint giving yall ***** else broke ***** *****s!
On another note, the imposter’s posts were kinda funny, so I’m not upset, but really…stop flattering me so much or else I’ll think you have a thing for me….ya know?
Damn–JS&BP–
How the hell they dupe me? Lol!!!
Girl–like I said “Imitation is the truest form of flattery”. Notice how just about all of us got jacked at least once.
BTW–
I remember when they posted your sh*t with the “X” going thru it! Girl–if I coulda reached through this computer screen…..Lol!!
They should just have PIMP Daddy MK play IDRIS’ part…another true life story…when will she stretch herself as an actress LOL!
I AM OUT YALL MY PILLOW NEEDS ME
GOOD NIGHT
My Uncle Names
1. Willie aka Willie Will
2. Raymond aka Ray Ray
3. Thurgood aka Big T
4. Curtis aka C-Money(he is broke as hell)
5. Soloman aka Man
6. Armond aka Big Money(lives in a one-bedroom apt and drives a new Navigator)
7. Felix aka Froot
8. Richard Lee aka Richie Rich
9. Sidney aka Knight Rider
Notice the theme of money in many of the names and they are living week to week! LOL and stay SMDH
OK. Nighthawkers!
I’m just about ready to close out for the evening! It was fun and until next time..
…Be safe!
***1TruDiva has left the building***
What the hell Just Sit damn did you change you face what the hell going zone in here it some strange ***** going on!
Well its been fun see ya later bye!
************My Business**************
I thought that was P.Diddy.*smh* at the rest.
1Tru, yeah, they did an okay job, but from my vernacular, by now, they should know that even if I’m playing a game or telling a joke, I would not omit verbs from my sentences.
Okay imposter, funny list of my nonexistent uncles…:-)
My business, no, the face is the same, just not “me” posting prior to me calling out my STAN!! LOL, I feel so special. Someone’s got me on the brain…
You stay on my brain. I had a dream about you and since I only see your face I created a body beyond belief. You were good too if you know what I mean
Hey, where’d my imposter go? Hmm, maybe they didn’t expect the real JSABP to show up. Anyhoo, it’s late and I’m out. Anyone posting as Just Sit and Be Pretty after this is MOST DEFINITELY A FAKE!! Besides, I do much better at this ish during my slow days at work. Let’s play then if you’d like.
Good night all…like 1Tru, *Just Sit and Be Pretty has left the building*
Okay, JSABP @10:36, whatever you say. *thinking…you’re a nut*
I will do my best to impersonate you. Nothing to disrespect my island princess
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@ Southern Belle
@lovin the wire…thanks gurl!!! i do get a little confused so i will be asking questions!!! i do have one now. I can’t think of his name but the black police sgt (the skinny weird looking one that used to play on OZ). I think they said that he wasn’t all the way right, like kind of a dirty cop. i haven’t seen him do anything dirty. did i get it wrong?
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Gurl some how I missed that response.. I’m sorry I’m responding so late.. hope u get this. its 11:45pm and there’s like over 1200 responses..
The dude you’re talking about is Leut. Sedwrick Daniels.. yes he has some dirt on him but it’s some ish from his past back when he was working at another district in the police dept. You’ll find out more about this lata..
Great show babe keep hitting me w/ it.. I luv this stuff..
The Wire’s official # 1 Bandaid!!
@ just sit & be pretty
If thats u in the pic… No wonder why your comments are often so rude, you’re damn ugly
@ Just Sit
U look slightly better in the shade pic but I bet U have a gut!
GTFOH *****. *****ody cares about that no talent flat ***** Beyonce wannabe named Rihalien. Please the only one doing publicity stunts is Rihalien who trying to use Chris to save her since she is so irrelevant and her album flopped. 6 years and still going strong Jay loves him some Beyonce and vice versa.
Oh and I know you’re some idiot psycho because awhile back you said you was a huge fan of Beyonce but since people have been hating your God Rihanna you trying to flip the script. ***** get a life and stop sucking on Rihaliens p*****ed around *****. Dumb*****.
Beyonce is the bidness !!!
You go beyonce !!!
Get your money BEY
Stop judging her guys!No one is perfect in the world. Although I am not her fan, I hope 08 is good year for her. I am surprised that she has joined WealthyLoves.com and continue her journey to new love. I believe CelebMingle.com is the right place for spears. Hope it works for this poor girl.
What a beautiful girl!I saw her on “S e e k i n g R i c h.c o m”yesterday.
The magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported he is dating beautiful girls on service seekingwealthy.com.these days. The stupid man uploaded some hot pictures there and wants to find her sweetheart. But he is said to ask his lawyer to take some actions against the magazine!
This sites confirms The mother of all races Eve was ( A Black Woman) as for Adam he may have been White because Black genes were dominant and White genes were recessive and that a recessive cannot produce a dominant.But Eve a (Black) mother of all races………………………… thats why we have different shades of races today…………………………………….because a white woman has Recessive Genes cant’t produce darker races and the black woman has the Dominant Genes that means the blacks have the strongest genes of all races…………. she can produce all skin tones………………Dominant
I think the girl is very good.You can find her on “SeekingRich.com”.
i have a little *****
Was that Julia Stiles from “Save the Last Dance”?
VICKILICIOUS
where yo gogastric ***** forehead at? I see u got some cyber beef. Lets see that PHYSIQUE!!!!! hypocrite
Can’t this girl do anything without her father? Must he have his hand out for everything that she does?
I love my girl Bey, but she needs work on her acting. She’s tooo pretty, so she’ll keep lighting up the screen. Julia Stiles is one ugly chick. She matches Jay-Z more than Bey does, we all know Bey is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of his league. Thank God for money, cause without it Jigga might have to settle for a ugly ***** Becky like Ms. Stiles.
WOW. so sexy girl,does she still play on the tall dating site ~~~ Tallmingle.com ~~~ ???The last time I saw her profile is
last mondy, hope she does not leave.
~~~~~~Selina1987,as a model playing that site,hope to know you.
Ocho, I see you too are yearning my attention. Yeah, I’m ugly,fat gut, blah, blah, blah…*yawn*
I Dont think she’s an amazing actress but she’s not like bad bad, with time she’ll get confidant and when is confident she going to be good!
But for now good or not I’ll go watch that movie cuz this man is fine!!!!!!
Executive Producer??? Wow!! Do your thing Miss Beyonce!! She is living her dreams and taking care of BUSINESS!! Now that’s what I’m talking about.
I flipped by Home Shopping TV the other day and saw her mother on there selling clothes. They are getting their money RIGHT!!! I ain’t mad at them. I’m happy to see Black people getting these types of opportunities.
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS OF BEYONCE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
Ummm, Executive Producer is code for I put money up for this *****! Look it up people, dont be fooled by fancy terminology. I guess Bey said if they wont give me a role i’ll pay for it, I’ll make a way out of NO DAMN WAY IS SHE GONNA BE IN MY MOVIE!
I aint jealous of Beyondsayit..just for her money really. Theres a special quality of a person when they KNOW they cannot accomplish EVERYTHING. Since she does not know she cannot act lol, I really have to wonder about her mentality in expecting her oscar. But I cant knock Beyond completely, everyone is entitled to their own world of dreams lol.
lol @ DSongbird…..”NO DAMN WAY IS SHE GONNA BE IN MY MOVIE!
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What the ***** is wrong with you??? TOO FUNNY!
LOL @ Leaveitbe ““IM FOXXY CLEOPATRA AND IMMA WHOOOLE LOTTA WOMAN”
ummm no….its SHAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! I always think of Beyondsayit with that wirey dry ***** fro she had on in the movie that you can tell was cheap as hell too…It needed moisture and lots of greasing…
LMFAO ROFL..
TO: D SONGBIRD:
And good for Beyonce’…more actresses should follow her lead! Buy the script and be a part of
the production! EXCELLENT!!!! I love the ambition! You say it like it is a bad thing! WTF? Make money and grow in your craft! that is whats up! Tyler Perry does it with madea and he is huge. All bee is doing is procuction…a little toe in the door..but a huge step for a sista. She is expanding her empire! MUCH RESPECT! STOP THE HATE…DAMN!
she will make her money regardless…..
NOW GET BACL ON FRIES *****!
For Beyonce to be in another film she had to front some money of her own. Horrible actress.
Maybe it’s not that she cant act but she just comes off a little phony and I mean phony in real life.
Can someone say Diddy & 50cent..child support is what they have in common! Jay Z is worth more then them,about 600 mil roughly. The woman would be STUPID to sit back and let Hov slide..would any female on this blog do that? I believe he has addressed this! Does anyone see the white male next to Julia? Jay don’t need to sit by Julia Stiles to get attention..no disrespect but come on Julia Stiles???
It’s absurd.But it’s only for the money.Maybe they want to chanllenge themselves.I know a website called Wealthychat.com.I wonder whether they had chatted on it
Well if Beyonce’s in it I damn sure won’t be wasting my dollars to see it. I simply cannot stomach her wooden plank acting. Nuff said.
@Ummm, Executive Producer is code for I put money up for this *****! Look it up people, dont be fooled by fancy terminology. I guess Bey said if they wont give me a role i’ll pay for it, I’ll make a way out of NO DAMN WAY IS SHE GONNA BE IN MY MOVIE!
EXACTLY!!!!!!! THAT BISH IS GOING TO TRY HER BEST TO BUY THAT OSCAR AWARD! DAMN SHAME. ALL MY REAL ACTRESSES WORK HARD FOR THAT *****.
beyoce is not hot at all sorry but she not appealing to me
i meant beyonce
i wonder how jigga like that white *****.i wonder do she have pink or brown nipples,hmmmm!
i would like to see this fake ***** weave free for once damm she has been wearing wigs, briads, for so so many years she must be bald. as for her acting she is ok not that bad at all.
beyonce overdose…
we are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney’s pregnancy, Lindsay’s joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs site sugarcupid.com? Is this news true or not? who knows…
DUMP BEYONCE JIGGA AND GET SOME OF THAT SNOWBUNNY
dayum Beyonce does it all!