Friday, March 7th, 2008

You Better Get On Your Grind

Posted by Bossip Staff

garycoleman12

The U.S. Department of Labor announced negative job growth today which has ended the recession debate. We’re in one. The checks are about to stop coming in for a whole lot of people.

Now you’re going to have to be more slick and get your Bossip on while keeping your job. “The Man” is going to be looking for someone to let go.

Comments(145) on “You Better Get On Your Grind”

  1. Cage

    “The Man”? yeah, bossip is white owned lol


  2. Hey Cage! What up with you?

  3. Boomboomroom

    Tough times up ahead. The sh*t has hit the fan.

  4. Lauren

    Dammit! Now I’m going to have to go back to my old job as Gary Colemans lotion pusher!

  5. Ugly in Los Angeles

    Yo Bossip, y’all got me cracking the ***** up over this photo. Man, y’all going to hell. . .but this is some FUNNY ***** though!!

  6. @Cage

    I second that thought.


  7. That picture….

    :-)
    :-)
    :-)

  8. Cage

    @ Braided: Chillin ma… How you?


  9. He looks like he just stepped out of a fireplace


  10. @Cage

    Whats up brotha?

  11. R.I.P. Cheese(The Wire)

    ive been in a recession since the week after Bush took office!

  12. NotoriousOne

    @ Lauren…

    “Dammit! Now I’m going to have to go back to my old job as Gary Colemans lotion pusher!”

    Well from that looks of ol’ boy’s pic you should be in bid’ness for quite a while…LMBAO!!


  13. @Lauren

    Dammit! Now I’m going to have to go back to my old job as Gary Colemans lotion pusher!

    _____________________________________________________

    I’m through with you LMAO

  14. Ugly in Los Angeles

    @Loving “The Wire” Forever!

    Yo sis, I hit you up (under the waxy ***** Jermaine Jackson posting) and asked you your opinion on the question: DOES MARLO LIVES OR DIES SUNDAY NIGHT?

    My fiancee and I have a $200 bet. I say he lives. . .she says he gets his dome tore off. My Wire game is tight but I see you hold a PhD on it (Wireology).

    What do you think? If you says he dies. . .I’m gonna be a ***** ***** ***** and renig on the bet with my Baby (her stacks are much bigger than mine) because I trust your expertise. Hope you hit a brotha back with your opinion. Thanx.

  15. NotoriousOne

    @ Brother M…

    “He looks like he just stepped out of a fireplace”

    You wrong for that one…*sniiicker* Yeah man, totally wrong!


  16. Cage…. Im fine how you? I like that How you? I am just takin it slow and dealing with my slight hangover . Its hard to deal with it when you are not really a drinker. Just had some lemon and water and will see if that helps clean out the old system.


  17. Cage… Just had my hair re-braided , maybe some of my braids are a little too tight,, just a thought!!

  18. Ugly in Los Angeles

    @Lauren

    LMBAO! Your remark is funnier than homey’s picture. Great one!

  19. cola

    It’s sad when people go broke after being blessed with so much money. he still bogus for being that ashy!!!


  20. @NotoriousOne

    Dude needs some serious vaseline or baby oil or Crisco, WD 40, Armor All. THE WORKS!!!!

  21. PeepEye

    Yeah, I need to buy a lip harness from the “Tall and Big Man Shop” to keep from laughing out loud!!!! You guys are too funny.

  22. 6 Figgas aka Knotx

    I ain’t worried. The checks never stop comin’ in for 6 Figgas. Money grows on trees for us young black entrepreneurs…

  23. NotoriousOne

    @ cola…

    “It’s sad when people go broke after being blessed with so much money.”

    In his defense, his parents did jack his bank considering he was so young when he made his money. He still is bogus for being out in public looking worse than Ashy Larry!

  24. PeepEye

    You know it’s a recession when you see white people waiting for the bus in an all black neighborhood at night!!

  25. Shawn08

    Well, what does recession really mean when all everything keeps going up??? Aren’t rent, food, and things of that nature are suppose to freeze in hiking prices. But, it seems like everything is continuing to go up…Everything, except the COST OF LIVING that is…

  26. NotoriousOne

    @ Brother M…

    “Dude needs some serious vaseline or baby oil or Crisco, WD 40, Armor All. THE WORKS!!!!”

    ^^^^^^^CTFU^^^^^^^

    The car wash around my spot has a special called THE WORKS…you know you had me thinking of poor ol’ Gary going thru the wash getting a vaseline wash, lotion rinse, baby oil lube, Crisco *****tering, WD 40 application, topped by an Armor All for that proper shine. LOL

  27. P-niiice

    Gary Coleman shill has that job punching bags of flour, so its all good


  28. @NotoriousOne

    Yeah his parents did straight D-BO his money from him


  29. NotoriousOne

    The car wash around my spot has a special called THE WORKS…you know you had me thinking of poor ol’ Gary going thru the wash getting a vaseline wash, lotion rinse, baby oil lube, Crisco *****tering, WD 40 application, topped by an Armor All for that proper shine. LOL

    _____________________________________________________

    LMAO For real

  30. Lauren

    @ 6 Figgas…I know thats right boo! Get it!


  31. PEEPEYE… that was funny about the whites waiting for a bus in the all black neighborhood… you know they like to jack all our good things like dance steps, slang, hairstyles, and the way we shake hands and all kinds of other things… it would be nice to see them jack all the bad stuff like poverty, unemployment, crime and all other so called shady things…. dont just jack the good stuff.. i mean im just saying…………..

  32. Lauren

    @ M DADDY….

    @NotoriousOne

    Dude needs some serious vaseline or baby oil or Crisco, WD 40, Armor All. THE WORKS!!!!

    ____________________________________________

    *********************DEAD***********************

  33. Pistol Pete

    negative job growth today which has ended the recession debate

    “We’re in one”.

    DUHHHHHHHHHHH, shoulda known this was coming in 03

  34. daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnn!!!!

    this needs somelotion asap


  35. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….I have only been warning of this for…*****… three months? I work in the financial industry/insurance. This recession…now? A cake walk. Depression is forecated 1 year out from here. I pray that it happens while bush is in there, and not when, who ever is elected, bears the brunt of it. That is not fair.

  36. CHEA...DMV

    LOOKS LIKE MY MANS BEEN IN A FIGHT WITH A CHALK BOARD..

  37. daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnn!!!!

    typo


  38. RP warning folks this was going to happened and schooled the fed chair about how ‘evil’ what he’s doing is. Wonder if Obama could have this type of discourse and actually have a *****ing clue as to what he’s talking about? *****…

    youtube.com/watch?v=mkUc0k2ePhk

  39. CHEA...DMV

    QUOTE the late great RICK JAMES.. COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG…

  40. 6 Figgas aka Knotx

    @ Lauren

    Good lookin’ out ma. Bless.

  41. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    You all are hilarious?!?! Poor lil ashy Gary…maybe he has ezcema .

    On another note, yeah, I’m sure things are about to get tight for a whole lotta folks…

    BTW, hey M-Daddy, Lauren, Notorious and all y’all…:-)

  42. Lauren

    @ Just Sit…..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

  43. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Oh Heather shut up…where’s your boy RP now? No one really takes kooks seriously…

  44. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    @Lauren, LOL, I just realized I never shout out folks so thought I’d start…:-)

    Okay, I’ve gotta go check out some other forums. Big Jim has been impostering me and I have to see if he’s been up to his antics while I was gone.


  45. One word “LOTION”

  46. PeepEye

    @braided beauty,

    I think during this recession, everyone will be coming on strong with their own economic woes.

    It’s amazing, now you see White and Hispanics working at Popeye’s Chicken, Wing World, McDonalds, the ghetto grocery all in all-black neighborhoods. Even at night!!!

    The only white people we normally see are owners and the lost!!!

  47. RL

    “Now you’re going to have to be more slick and get your Bossip on while keeping your job. “The Man” is going to be looking for someone to let go”.

    This is so true but if I was fired or layed off my employer would be doing me a favor because I hate this job! Rent is due and college foundation wants their money, so until then let the monotony continue.


  48. Oh Heather shut up…where’s your boy RP now? No one really takes kooks seriously…

    Yeah…its the kind of crazy that sticks, too. As…the economic downturn he forecasted for 2006-2010 back in 1999 comes to frutition.

    Yeah…and ***** you too, as the dollar a gain hits an all time low vs. the euro. :)

  49. PeepEye

    I got my pantry filled with dried beans, cornmeal, some flour and some Jack Daniel. I’m going to try to get ready.

    If you have only $10.00 a week to eat with, what do you eat besided those ramen noodles?

  50. Trisha

    W*****up with Ashy Larry!!!

  51. virgo911

    The economy is some ish!! I’m glad that I am an educator. There will always be positions in our field ;-) In addition, the more education you have, the more money you make. To those who are feeling the effects of the spiraling economy, keep your heads up!!!


  52. If you have only $10.00 a week to eat with, what do you eat besided those ramen noodles?

    You buy as much Gold as you can now. That is the best thing to hedge inflation and keeps responsible spending in line with costs and responsiblities.


  53. PEEPEYE… I dunno what we will eat, but i know i love me some ramen noodles! Hey i have a picture but no camera, how do i get the picture on a gravatar after i go to gravatar. com. can someone please help me with this???????

  54. NotoriousOne

    @ Brother M…

    “his parents did straight D-BO his money from him”

    And its sad that these companies are STILL running his shows and won’t front him a lil’ dough from syndication.

    @ Lauren…

    “Dude needs some serious vaseline or baby oil or Crisco, WD 40, Armor All”

    So yeah you gonna hafta expand your lotion supply to include all the other options. LOL


  55. The economy is some ish!! I’m glad that I am an educator. There will always be positions in our field

    Unless you have an extensive tenure and what grade you teach, dont be so sure. School (k-12) enrollment here in chicagoland is all ready for *****. College enrollments are at 20 year low in 2007 and expect continued declines this year. As economic situations worsen, expect kids staying home for a variety of reason including whcih they cant afford to go cause they have no clothes or they are of the older set and they have dropped out to help the fam make ends meet. Some are probably thinking, the parents will be in trouble legally for keeping thier kids out of school. With economic down, turn a rise in overall violence should be expected. The least of the concerns of the police and the judicial system is if your kid went to school today or not.

  56. NotoriousOne

    @ virgo911…

    “the more education you have, the more money you make.”

    That’s the truth right there. College degree is like a high school diploma. Folks, get that MBA, JD…whatever, just get that higher education. And get involved w/ politics!

    Aiight, that’s my public service announcement for the day.

  57. PeepEye

    Gold is a $1,000 per ounce and I can afford perhaps, maybe look at it!! That’s it……..just look!!

  58. as seen on t.v.

    @braided beauty

    after you put the pic up when you come back here use the same email address that you used for the pic and voila…


  59. “I ain’t worried. The checks never stop comin’ in for 6 Figgas. Money grows on trees for us young black entrepreneurs…”

    6 figgaz- what kinda field are you in?

    *if you dont mind me asking..

  60. Lauren

    @ Notorious One….U so crazy! lol!

    But yeah I wanted to know if you caught Obama in Delaware about 6 weeks ago??

  61. Lauren

    noosy….ahem…..

  62. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    virgo911, you got that right. My sis is a teacher in Yonkers and is getting pizzzaid!! My industry suffers in a recession because I have been at my firm when folks got laid off after 9-11. However, the secret is to have enough top-billing accounts to work on and your spot tends to be relatively secure. Whew *wiping brow*, I’m glad I was a part of the team that won that big account last Fri. :-) I’ll be fine for at least another year…


  63. Gold is a $1,000 per ounce and I can afford perhaps, maybe look at it!! That’s it……..just look!!

    Sorry….I forgot to also mention silver. Silver is trading at about $25. Again, I have not looked to day.

  64. Marlo Stanfield

    love this of Gary coleman. looks like hes been playing in a sandbox


  65. Employers Slash the Most Jobs in 5 Years

    Friday March 7, 2:20 pm ET

    By Jeannine Aversa, AP Economics Writer

    Employers Slash 63,000 Jobs in February, Most in 5 Years, Feeding Recession Fears

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Employers slashed 63,000 jobs in February, the most in five years and the starkest sign yet that the country is heading dangerously toward recession or is in one already.

    The Labor Department’s report, released Friday, also indicated that the nation’s unemployment rate dipped from 4.9 percent in January to 4.8 percent last month as hundreds of thousands of people — perhaps discouraged by their prospects — left the civilian labor force.

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    Job losses were widespread, with hefty cuts coming from construction, manufacturing, retailing, financial services and a variety of professional and business services. Those losses swamped gains elsewhere, including education and health care, leisure and hospitality and the government.

    The latest snapshot of the nation’s employment climate underscored the heavy toll of the housing and credit crises on companies, jobseekers and the overall economy.

    “It’s clear our economy has slowed,” President Bush said.

    To provide relief to persistent credit problems, the Federal Reserve announced Friday that it will increase the amount of loans it plans to make available to banks this month to $100 billion.

    It has already provided a total of $160 billion in short-term loans to cash-strapped banks since the auctions began in December. Another Fed step will involve making $100 billion available to a broad range of financial players through a series of separate transactions.

    On Wall Street, the Dow Jones industrials were down by nearly 180 points in early afternoon trading as the Fed’s actions helped to blunt worry about the eroding jobs situation.

    The Labor report also showed that January’s job losses were worse than the government first reported. Employers cut 22,000 jobs, versus 17,000.

    It was the first monthly back-to-back job loss since May and June 2003, when the job market was still struggling to recover from the blows of the 2001 recession.

    The health of the nation’s job market is critical in shaping how the overall economy fares. If companies continue to reduce hiring, that will spell more trouble.

    “It certainly solidifies the notion that the economy has fallen into a recession,” said Ken Mayland, economist at ClearView Economics.

    Friday’s report was much weaker than economists were expecting. They had been predicting that employers would boost payrolls by around 25,000. However, they were also expecting the jobless rate to edge up to 5 percent. The reason why the jobless rate went down, rather than up, is because so many people stopped looking for work and left the labor force.

    President Bush’s top economic adviser, Edward Lazear, acknowledged Friday that it’s possible the economy shrank in the current January-to-March quarter. A growing number of economists think that will be the case, but Lazear’s comment was the most pessimistic *****essment heard out of the White House. He would not discuss whether the White House is predicting the economy will actually fall into a recession. Some economists think it already has.

    “We are disappointed any time you see a number showing lost jobs,” Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez told The *****ociated Press. “This is consistent with a slowdown,” he said. Still, he was hopeful that the recently enacted economic stimulus package forged by the White House and Congress will help bolster the economy in the second half of this year. Bush urged people to spend their rebates to help the economy grow.

    Workers with jobs, however, saw modest wage gains.

    Average hourly earnings for jobholders rose to $17.80 in February, a 0.3 percent increase from the previous month. That was on target with economists’ forecasts. Over the last 12 months, wages were up 3.7 percent. With high energy and food prices, though, workers may feel squeezed and feel like their paychecks aren’t stretching that far.

    With the economy losing momentum, fears have grown that the country in on the brink of its first recession since 2001.

    Economic growth slowed to a near standstill of just a 0.6 percent pace in the final quarter of last year. Many economists predict growth in the January-to-March quarter will be worse — around a 0.4 percent pace. Some believe the economy is shrinking now.

    Spreading fallout from the housing and credit debacles are the main factors behind the economic slowdown. People and businesses alike are feeling the strains and have turned cautious. Adding to the stresses on pocketbooks, budgets and the economy: skyrocketing energy prices. Oil prices have set a string of record highs in recent days. Gasoline prices have marched higher, too.

    To help s***** up the economy, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke signaled last week that the central bank is prepared to lower interest rates again. Economists predict another cut on March 18, the Fed’s next meeting. The Fed, which has been slicing the rate since September, recently turned more forceful. It slashed the rate by 1.25 percentage points in the course of just eight days in January — the biggest one-month reduction in a quarter century.

    The White House and Congress, meanwhile, speedily enacted an economic relief package, including tax rebates for people and tax breaks for businesses. That — along with the Fed’s rate cuts — should help give a lift to the economy in the second half of this year, says Bernanke.

    Still, unemployment is expected to move higher this year. The Federal Reserve predict the jobless rate will rise to as high as 5.3 percent in 2008. Last year, the unemployment rate averaged 4.6 percent.

    All the economy’s troubles are putting people in a gloomy mood.

    According to the RBC Cash Index, confidence sank to a mark of 33.1 in early March, the worst reading since the index began in 2002.

  66. Lauren

    WTF was all that?? lol

  67. Southern Belle 225

    @just sit…hey mam!

    @lauren…girl, imma get you for that comment. That was some funny *****!

    But for real though, I think I read he has some sort of disease that causes ashiness to be one of the symptoms. If that is the case, then a brother needs to keep lubrication on him at ALL times!

  68. lightskinblackwoman

    This sites confirms The mother of all races Eve was ( A Black Woman) as for Adam he may have been White because Black genes were dominant and White genes were recessive and that a recessive cannot produce a dominant.But Eve a (Black) mother of all races………………………… thats why we have different shades of races today…………………………………….because a white woman has Recessive Genes cant’ produce darker races and the black woman has the Dominant Genes that means the blacks have the strongest genes of all races…………. she can produce all skin tones………………Dominant

    GO READ THE LINK BLACK WOMEN!!!! READ THIS IS TRUE FACTS BLACK WOMEN WE ARE THE DOMINANT GEANS THIS IS WHY GOD PUT US THE HEAD WOMAN OF ALL RACES BECUASE WE ARE WAY MATURE AND NOTE SO DAMN EVIL AND CHILDISH LIKE THESE OTHER *****ES THIS IS WHY WE GET DOGGED OUT DAILY. AND ADAM WAS A WHITE MAN BECUASE WE HAD TO MAKEALL COLORS. WE WAS THE FIRST ONES TO MAKE HALF BREEDS THIS IS WHY OUR SKIN TONES ARE CRAZYER THEN ANYBODY THIS IS WAY. READ!


  69. WTF was all that?? lol

    Try….I dont know…READING????

  70. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    “All the economy’s troubles are putting people in a gloomy mood.”

    ___________

    Hmm, wonder what’s going to happen to crime statistics? Ya know, I just might invest in that Taser after all…LOL, it’s legal where I live.

  71. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Heyyyyyy Southern, how are ya?

  72. CRACK IS WACK

    ewwwwwwwwww

    his black ***** needs some lotion

  73. mr mr

    Again I resort to my fav quote regarding keeping your job….

    F&*k up today, you’ll be frying fish tomorrow…

    R.I.P Ike Turner

  74. Trusted Source

    LOL – YOU AINT NEVA LIED ABOUT THAT (GETTING SLICK TO KEEP YOUR JOB CUZ THEIR LOOKING TO LET PPL GO) – FOLKS MIGHT WANNA THINK TWICE ABOUT PUTTING THEIR REAL PICS UP WITH THE BLOG POSTING THE “ACTUAL” TIME – LOL (YO ***** IS SUPPOSE TO BE WORKING)

  75. PeepEye

    During a recession, if you have a good job, whitey wants it!!


  76. tried to put up a picture .. it wont work .. maybe its me but something wont let it go thru… oh well i have a good picture of myself but it wont go thru.

  77. Southern Belle 225

    @just sit..doing fine. Just scored stage side Hannah Montana tickets for my little girl!

  78. Lauren

    @ braidedbeauty….it might take a second….like at least 10 min

  79. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    @Southern, awww, I’m sure she’ll be ecstatic!! Kids love them some Hannah Montana!!

  80. NotoriousOne

    @ Lauren…

    “I wanted to know if you caught Obama in Delaware about 6 weeks ago??”

    Nah I didn’t catch him in Delaware. I was tryna stoke the fires here in the NYC & Jersey. Was sooo disappointed that he didn’t take either state. Are you gonna try to catch him when he’s in PA? I think I might look to make the trip down for that…it’s gonna be electric down there!

  81. NotoriousOne

    @ Just Sit and Be Pretty…what’s good on this dreary day?


  82. I THINK GARY’S RUSTY ***** FEEL LIKE SANDPAPER OUCHHH!!IF HE RUBS HIS HANDS TOGETHER HE COULD START A FIREEEE!!!!GARY AND HIS WIFE IN THE BED TOGETHER HAVING GARY FILTY-***** ON TOP OF YOU /YUCKS!!!”THE BURNING BED”THE ONLY WAY TO GET THAT ASH OFF GARY IS SOME LIGHTER FLUID AND JERHI CURL JUICE AND TELL GARY TO STAND UNDER SOME HOT CONCERT LIGHTS…DYNAMITE!!!!!

  83. Lauren

    @ Notorious One….

    OMG I can’t wait if he comes here I’ll be the first in line campin out like American Idol…lol….

  84. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Heyyyy Notorious. Tell me about it, it’s pouring here in DC. Anyhoo, I’m sitting here in my office watching Obama on CNN speaking in Wyoming and there is not a single person of color behind him…just a bunch of dowdy looking white folks.

  85. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    God, I hope he wins tomorrow!!


  86. @ thanks lauren…. i am still trying… by the way your picture is nice and i aint no homo just givin a sista credit from another lovely sista. Everytime i give my self a little credit Jenna the homo gets upset… she should not waste her time hating me b/c i love me… like some one said u do u and i do me….!!!!!!!

  87. PeepEye

    There is a *****ounced tendency for more men to be killed-mostly by stabbings- when times are tough and recession becomes more and more of a reality.

    Women are the more frequent targets of killings-mostly shootings- during the prosperous boom years.

    Wonder why?


  88. @Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Hey miss lady

  89. Luving "The Wire" Forever! HOV

    Why is gary the “art” for this story?

  90. NotoriousOne

    @ Just Sit and Be…

    “God, I hope he wins tomorrow!!”

    Obama is actually projected to win Wyoming on Sat. and Mississippi on Tues. The big one is really gonna be Philly so he needs to get on the grind w/ his campaigning there.

  91. ImKeepingItReal4DaHooks

    Why is Gary so ASHY? Yall remember when you were little and you noticed you were ashy, you would just lick the ashy spots and look moist for 45 seconds until the HAWK (wind) cut your skin to shreds so you were ASHY and *****?

    Well, Gary looks like that is happening to him in the pic. He probably just finished licking his arms and someone pulled out a camera 45 seconds too late.

  92. NotoriousOne

    @ Lauren…

    “I can’t wait if he comes here I’ll be the first in line campin out like American Idol”

    Save me a spot. I definitely wanna try to link up w/ one of the Obama support groups down there to see if I can zip down there a weekend before the primary.


  93. I am still trying with the picture and it wont go… I guess i have to get someone on my end to help my crazy butt get this picture on here…. oh well, i tried and as soon as someone on my end helps it will go up! oh yeah, i apologize to anyone who i used curse words to, everyone except Jenna b/c she/he/he she deserved it!!!!!

  94. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    Like people really need to hear it on the “news” to know that we’re in a recession… duh!!!!

  95. NotoriousOne

    @ ImKeepingItReal4DaHooks…

    “He probably just finished licking his arms”

    He would have had to slobber himself down something serious to get rid of all that ashy mess. Maaaan, I can’t help but feel bad for this cat.

  96. I'm Just Me

    THIS PIC IS HILARIOUS!!

  97. lightskinblackwoman

    BLACK WOMEN ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN produce SKIN TONES! BLACK WOMEN ARE Dominant Genes. WHITE WOMEN CANT PRODUCE SKIN TONE COLORS LIKE WE CAN. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE MORE EXTOIC FACES MORE BODY THICK HIPS THICK LIPS THICK BOOTY FULL BOOTY. BLACK WOMEN ARE THE MOTHER OF ALL WOMEN WE MADE WHITE MEXICAN RICAN ASIAN ALL!!! WE ARE DOMINANT. A WHITE WOMAN CANT PRODUCE DARK BABYS BECUASE THERE ARE THE WEAKIST LINE. ONLY A BLACK WOMAN CAN PRODUCE THATS WHY WE HAVE MORE SKIN TONE COLORS THIS IS WHY PEOPLE NO OFF LINE NOT TO EVERY DISRESPECT A BLACK WOMAN TO THEY FACES. A BLACK WOMAN AND BLACK MAN ARE THE DOMINANT IN ALL SKIN TONES BUT A BLACK WOMAN CANT MAKE ALL RACES WE ARE STONGER THEN ANY OTHER WOMAN AND ADAM WAS A WHITE MAN TO HELP. WHITE WOMEN JUST CANT MAKE SKIN COLORS LMAO THEM *****ES CANT DO ***** RIGHT BLACK WOMEN MADE THEM HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA. W*****S. THIS IS WHY WE HAVE EVEY THING THEY STILL TRYING STILL. WE EVEN THEY MEN FROM THE START BLACK EVE WHITE ADAM W*****S LMAO. WE ARE TO DAMN Dominant AND STRONG BLACK SKIN. BLACK MEN GET ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK US YOU 2ND WE ARE FIRST WE PRODUCE BLACK MEN HAVE TO GO TO THE WHITE TO MAKE AN HALF BREED *****. BUT A BLACK WOMAN LOL CAN PRODUCE ALL RACES BECUASE SHE HAS THE DOMIANT WHY YOU THINK YOU SEE BLACK WOMEN HAVE ASIAN EYES? WHY YOU THINK WE LOOK LATIN? BECUASE WE MADE EVEY *****IN BODY.

    NO OTHER WOMAN HAS THE WHOLE BODY LIKE US. MMMMM JUST LIKE NOAH *****ODY WANTED TO LISTEN THE PROVE IS IN YOUR FACE ITS IN THE LINK THINK ABOUT IT.

  98. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Hey MDaddy, you’ve been catching quite a bit of heat lately…what’s up with that? :-)

    Notorious, that’s good news. Yeah, PA is going to be tough, he’s probably going to do well in the major cities but those towns on the outskirts and rural areas…well, it might be tougher.

  99. NotoriousOne

    @ Just Sit and Be Pretty…

    “PA is going to be tough”

    Yeah it is gonna be ruff but he just has to stay on his game plan. Some of his aides have been fugg’n up his program by saying ish derogatory against Hillary. That is NOT his style and he should not try to resort to that just cause he lost TX & OH. And these are high level advisers that are putting their foot in their mouth. The lastest was a Pulitzer Prize winner who served as an unpaid adviser. Keep his grind and he’s good!

    OBAMA ‘08 & ‘12

    YES WE CAN!! &

    YES WE WILL!!

  100. Lauren

    @ Notorious One….I will def do that…we must exchange e-mails some how….so we can celebrate when President Obama (((i like how that sounds))) gets in that BLACK HOUSE….JUST KIDDING!

  101. RL

    @NotoriousOne

    “College degree is like a high school diploma. Folks, get that MBA, JD…whatever, just get that higher education.”

    This is so true! I’m a recent college grad and these entry level salaries in the human service/criminal justice field are crazy…less than $30K. How am I suppose to pay off student loan debt when my debt is more than my annual salary! I can barely afford rent and utilities and I can only dream of getting a new car because its just not gonna happen. I still have to rely on my parents to help ends meet eventhough I have a full-time and part-time job! Grad school here I come! I guess that means more debt…oh well.

  102. RL

    Oh yeah…OBAMA 08!

  103. Lauren

    @ BraidedBeauty….Thank gurl! :) no homo taken….But IDK what is going on with your gravie…it took me a while too but keep trying….

  104. it's me dammit!!!

    Greetings from the Sip! (Mississippi) For all those who don’t know, Obama is going to be in my states capital on Monday, I can’t wait to see him. I am so glad that it has finally time to vote in the primaries here. I’m so curious of how he is going to come out here, because the neighboring state of Louisiana he won, and in response to this post, I’m glad I have a Masters Degree in Education and I work in post-secondary Education.


  105. @Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Hey MDaddy, you’ve been catching quite a bit of heat lately…what’s up with that?

    _____________________________________________________

    Yeah well you cant please everyone :)

  106. T-Real (Ain't he some gorgeous eye candy?)

    Look out Mr. Brown…Gary Coleman is gaining on you. Mr. Brown checks his mirror and cuts Gary off. Gary’s closing in. Mr. Brown shouts, “Arnold, you tryna manipudip me (What’s Done In The Dark). I can’t be manipudipded.” Gary swerves beside Mr. Brown. Their running neck and neck. And the winner is…….

  107. CapeMayCourtHouse4lyfe!

    dayum??!! what is going on with gary coleman’ ashy ***** arms ahahahahahahahahahah omg i think i just shart myself!!! OMG that ***** is on a WHOLE nother level! Dayum sum body get him sum cocoa butter, or sum olive oil…that need DEEP moisture treatment…ahaha black *****!!! lol

  108. T-Real (Ain't he some gorgeous eye candy?)

    Speaking of the election…Wonder why Hillary is suppose to show her face in Birmingham this month to the reinactment of crossing the bridge tribute?


  109. WHAT kinda ***** is this

    his hands look like

    he’s been enslaved in a flour factory

    woooooooooooow i was just watchin

    his lil show on bet today tooo

    WHY HE Look exactly tha same Tho ?

  110. Squidbilly

    WWJD

  111. anc*****d

    why yall be getting at this ***** like that?

  112. anc*****d

    what’s going on with the p*****port and all that ***** around. he should be in the movie “I’ma get you sucker part II.” that ***** would be hillarious with him oh my god lmao

  113. CLINTON WILL NOT BE THE FIRST LESBIAN IN OFFICE!! OBAMA 2008!!

    LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION!!

    LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION!!

    LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION!!

    LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION!!

    LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION!!

    LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION!!

    LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION * LOTION!!

  114. Lil' Kevin Mayne

    why does it look like he was punchin bags of flour?

  115. Virgo911

    @ Lauren You do have a point. I am blessed to work in a public school system with adequate resources. It’s the most affluent predominately African American county in the country. So there are many benefits and incentives for new teachers and successful teachers when it comes to student achievement. There are some issues, don’t get me wrong. I majored in Sociology, so I am well aware of the deficits when it comes to school systems with dire financial and economic situations.

  116. Stringer Bell

    Man.. thank god I live in Canada!

  117. Lynn

    Yo Bossip, y’all got me cracking the ***** up over this photo. Man, y’all going to hell. . .but this is some FUNNY ***** though!!

    I will paste this article in my profile on the dating site ++++MeetWealthyBoomer.com++++ It is a great place for 30+ singles to meet love and romance. I’ve met my soul mate there. Congrts on me, folks! :)


  118. but fareeal

    what do you have to do to get your hands lookng like that


  119. Ash e e e e e!…

  120. Bohwe

    We are in a recession, because the U.S. is so stupid giving away hard earning tax payer dollars to Israel, while our people are losing jobs, homes, health care. We give Israel like 54 billion a month, yet we have homeless people and Americans go without. Pay Taxes, and it goes to someone else a world away. That ain’t right. We give billions of dollars to other countries to keep them afloat, but what about us? If you ask me, we Americans should stand up, and sue the gov’t for mismanaging our money.

    But if anyone discuss cutting off Israel until we get our house in order, people will say, it’s anti-Semitic. Forget about hard working Americans suffering.


  121. Man.. thank god I live in Canada!

    The ignorance with the economy is astounding. Who do you think it is going to hit almost as much as the US, eh? Welcome to the down-turn Canada!

  122. Bohwe

    We have the money, the only thing is Americans need to stop fighting each other, and demand that the government stop sending our money to foreign contries and strengthen or economy. I believe we should hold these politicians responsible for these crimes, taking the average poor-middle cl***** Americans hard earned money to help a foreign country, where most Americans have no ties to begin with.

  123. Shonna Gayle

    But really why are his arms that ashy? It looks like that much ash would actually take some effort to achieve. Help me understand it. Please.

  124. Brianna

    did you see how ashey his arms were

  125. The Devil Is A Liar

    It had to be for publicity. It get’s his face on a picture,even if it is making fun of him. He just wants some attention


  126. Seriously people, this is a serious issue. It just shocks me to see how much Americans are neglecting this coming recession. A stormy recession is looming over America and *****ody seems to care. Instead of focusing on the economy issue, you are instead talking about Gary’s ashy hands. Sad!

  127. Bohwe

    That’s what I’m saying.We are so concerned about Hollywood and their drama. HOLLYWOOD IS NOT REAL.People are more concerned about famous people and their publicity-driven drama, than worrying about the recession. People are worried about idiotic things, when they should be concerned with the reality of homelessness going up , while Mortgage companies make billions of dollars, their CEOs living like royality on our dime, and not being prosecuted.

    See people who are against Obama need to realize that when he’s saying that lobbyist and Special Interest need to get out of Washington, and his plan is to ban them from Washington, that is a great thing, because these people influence Washington and pay these politicans to ignore the people and vote in their favor. But people won’t pay attention too concerned with celebrities and sound bites.

  128. Blue Eyed Angel

    lol…@ “Now you’re going to have to be more slick and get your Bossip on while keeping your job. “The Man” is going to be looking for someone to let go.”

    Whoever wrote that is 2 funny..


  129. Dammn dat ***** need sum Coco Butta *****to !!!!

  130. TheTruthHurts

    Too late, lost my job in january…so bossip,it’s me and you ride or die…til’ my internet gets shut off…

  131. E. DuBois

    get that man some kind of moisturizer, even a splash of water will do – ANYTHING!

    Sit tight folks, it’s going to be a bumpy ride for the next bit. We’ve been in recession for some time, despite evasive commentary from the “President”.

    I may even move back to Canada – they’re creating jobs while this economy is shedding them like dog fur.


  132. GARY COLEMAN I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT BUT YOU NEED SOME OLIVE OIL REAL FAST BEFORE YOU BLOW AWAY……………………………………


  133. kevin you are such a loser ***** sucker!

  134. Al-Anon

    Youngsters, make sure that you save some money. If your boss fires you, you should be just a LITTLE hurt, but NEVER HOMELESS OR HUNGRY!!!

    I call my savings my “pimp fee”. Everyday I send myself out to “prostitute” for the “MAN”, I make sure that I get my 30%, sometimes 40% off the top..just as all good pimps do. Save some money, even if it’s only $5.00 or $10.00 a week. Save some money even if it hurts. Over the long run, it adds up.

    When the checks stop rolling in, you can keep on rolling………..

    Stepping down off my grandmother’s foot box and taking off her flowered hat, now. Listen well, it’s gonna get tough out there!!!!

    Back to your regularly scheduled laughter……..

  135. PIMP DADDY

    bossip your feeble minded writing staff is *****ing PIMP DADDY off with this weak *****.everybody need to get there grind on.leave gary alone he needs help and support and for superhead to give him some special attention.


  136. i didnt get it..but yeah..ok…anyway, im not even gonna say anything about his ash…nope……still not gonna…

  137. loveryea

    JUST Checked out him at “WealthyRomance.com” and found he has a crush on wealthy women.

  138. haha

    get this man some lotin

  139. kathy

    maybe u can go head down to macys wif ll cool j to go get some lotion

  140. anc*****d mad at the hbo and the wire wack ending

    fuc is wrong wit my brother lol lolol holy ***** he scooped out some flour and never washed his hands. fuc gary. wash off bro

  141. anc*****d mad at the hbo and the wire wack ending

    @MS.NYTX shorty right there is a teeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, oh yeah

  142. johnny

    Ugly face !But i just want to add one question here..is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby?? it’s an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship, such as sugarcupid.com. how do you think of such a thing?

  143. jerishere

    Man – Coleman looks bitter even when just casually signing something…his arms look pretty ashy too lol

  144. Nate F. Baby

    it looks like he just swam in quick sand

  145. daysia*

    DAMN!! WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE BACK OF HIM..LOOKS LIKE HE LIVING IN SOMEONE BASEMENT! * INHALING ALL THE MILDEW*

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