Michelle Digs Into President Obama For Eying Young Cakes… Allegedly

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Bolitics, News

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This story sounds suspect because of the National Enquirer reporting on it; although, when we read what she said, it sure seemed realistic. Michelle Obama supposedly told President Obama off:

First Lady Michelle Obama ripped into her husband Barack after he and French Prez Nicolas Sarkozy were caught gawking at the behind of a pretty 17-year-old at the G8 Summit in Italy. The “Tail-gate” episode made Obama and Sarkozy the “butt” of jokes across the world as the photo spread like wildfire over the Internet. But it was no laughing matter at home, according to friends of Michelle. “After she saw the picture, she exploded at Barack behind closed doors and said to him… …’See, all the hard work you’ve done – and this is what they’re going to remember this trip by. Who do you think you are – Bill Clinton?'” revealed a source.

“Michelle really let him have it. All Barack could do was try to get out of earshot. She verbally berated him for several minutes.” While TV commentators studied video of the event and debated once again, The ENQUIRER is first to report the hottest news over whether Obama was really catching a sneak peek. The ENQUIRER got down to the bottom of the international incident. Top body-language expert Patti Wood, author of Success Signals, told us: “President Obama was displaying a ‘full gesture cluster,’ which means that every major body part has some signal that shows his attraction to her rear end.

“His head is moving toward her rear end, as well as his eye contact. His right arm is out away from his body toward her, and his pelvis – that’s the most significant – is fully twisted toward her as if he wants to encompass the rear end. His outer knee is significant because it shows how he wants to go towards her as well. There’s absolutely no mistaking his attraction to her.”

The teen, identified as Mayara Tavares, a student from Rio de Janeiro, was one of 54 youngsters who were allowed to speak on global issues. And while Obama and his French counterpart were painted as dirty old men across the world, the teen’s father Eduardo says he harbors no ill will towards the world leaders. “She’s not only pretty, she’s articulate, confident and very engaged in her work,” says the proud dad.

Again, the story seems kind of suspect, but if President Obama was actually looking at her young cake, he played it off well. Should a man be able to admire cakes nonchalantly without having his wife tear into him?



  • Hannibal

  • rome a.k.a. (A alike B alike, we don't vibe no more cause we don't C alike)

    Yeah right……..


    This is a STRAIGHT LIE, do you really think Michelle would let anyone hear that comment if she made it, all this time and they cannot get dirt on them and this is what she would do, yeah right. She is smarter then that people

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  • ShavonDenise

    Never was looking at her. That was established weeks ago! Youtube it… And again.. Ben Roethlisberger needs to be addressed

  • KayKay

    Don’t belive any of this BS!

  • as seen on t.v.

    damn i keep trying to give this site the benefit of the doubt but you keep coming up with bullshit…

  • KayKay

    @ Drenk

    I agree with you, not hearing enough about Ben…

  • It is what it is

    True or not.

    He is human and we all look.

  • http://deleted John D. Hater

    AT LEAST HE AIN’T GAY!!!!!!!!

  • L bka Mrs. Philly


  • Man, I just don't care™

    Michelle got some balls to be tellin Barack anything when she know damn well that second baby ain’t for Barack.

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog

    This story is fabricated!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Should a man be able to admire cakes nonchalantly without having his wife tear into him?


    Regardless if we’re married or not we are still men and men need visual stimulation.

    As long as he doesn’t get caught in bed with another woman he’s okay.

  • Gimmeabreak78

    Hannibal, you are so wack for that degrading avatar.

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