Random Ridiculousness

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Michael Jackson sure can attract some weirdos:

A woman named Billie Jean Jackson was arrested for trespassing at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. Santa Barbara County sheriff’s deputies were called to the house Monday night after Neverland’s security detained Billie Jean, 60, who has long claimed to be Michael’s wife. She was arrested and booked at the Santa Barbara County Jail.

That just sounds crazy, everybody knows Michael wasn’t trying to wife any woman back in the Billie Jean days. Maybe Webster, but broads?? Nah.

Via TMZ

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  • checkoutmystatus

    UNO!

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    say you wanna be STARTING SOMTIN!!

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

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  • checkoutmystatus

    =O)~ lol

  • bree

    is she the one he wrote Billie Jean about?..i’m being so serious though

  • Zayah

    “Billie Jean is not my lover HeWwWww OooOOoOoOOoo..” haha..

  • kamikaze

    damn she looks good for 60!!

  • Southern Belle 225

    She sure does look good for 60 and she don’t look that crazy either. I think this story is suspect! LOL

  • Raven

    Oh come on. Michael would never marry a woman like that.

    She’s way too chocolate for that freakazoid.

  • MIKKIMO

    We sisters sho do age well.

  • http://ChocolateWithChips.blogspot.com Chocolatelina

    She kinda looks like the mother of New York from Vh1’s I Love New York. lol..

  • hummingbirdee

    He wrote “Billie Jean” about her. Billie Jean is NOT my lover still…

  • Mimi

    Damn! Black don’t crack…she looks damn good for 60. Even in a mug shot!

  • Sickofit

    “She look damm good for 60”

    Took the words right out of my mouth. Screw Michael, her crazy ass can be doing something worth while with that face of hers. 60 years old that is amazing “go ahead girl with yo crazy azz.”

  • Da R

    she looks like keyshia cole’s mother.

  • Guilty Pleasure

    Maybe she was there to make a contribution to save the Neverland Ranch?????????

  • Up2NoGood

    Dang dayg715, its like that?

    Ummm, what should we do praise Michael – he put himself in the position that he is in.

    Don’t get it twisted Michael is er,uh was a bad mutha.

    Home gurl was just tryin to go home that’s all. LOL

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    That must be an old pic because that woman appears to be in her 30s. Even though black folks age wonderfully the neck still has that certain look when we get older. This woman’s neck in 30 something too.

  • I'm Just Me

    WELL DAMMIT HE SAID BILLIE JEAN WAS NOT HIS LOVER!!!!

    YOU KNOW MICHAEL DON’T LIKE ANY BLACK WOMEN SO SHE NEEDS TO STOP!!!

    LMFAOOOOO IF SHE IS TELLING THE TRUTH THOUGH…IT IS FUNNY EITHER WAY!

  • http://www.barackobama.com/index.php Kdogg©

    You know how she got caught, right?

    The silent Alarms went off as she was trying to get past the fence.

    The surveillance videos shows her scratching her head in frustration and talking to herself.

    It went a litle something like this:

    Billie Jean Jackson:

    “too high to get over, Yeah, Yeah

    too low to get under, Yeah, Yeah

    stuck in the middle

    and the…

    Policeman: “Maam, move away fom the fence!”

    Billie Jean Jackson: “You wanna be startin’ somethin’!”

    Policeman: “Maam…”

    Billie Jean Jackson: “I said, You wanna be startin’ somethin’!”

    Policeman: “Put your hands where I can see them!”

    Billie Jean Jackson: “Beat it, Beat it…Beat it, Beat it!”

    Policeman: “Thats it!” (shoots her with taser)

    Billie Jean Jackson: “Hee, Hee!”

    Judge: “Why did you do this?”

    Billie Jean Jackson: “Well…

    mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coosa

    mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coosa

    mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coosa

    mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coosa

    mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coosa

    mama-se, mama-sa, mama-coosa…”

  • M

    i think he slept with her alright

  • damn

    She do look good for her age. She crazy, but she’s 60 and looks that good? Go head girl.. She even jumped the fence..lol…

    And Michael…STOP leading these grannies ON….

  • MS. NYTX

    @ Kdogg©

    LMFAO

    ____________________

    i believe it..!! come on now her name is Billie Jean Jackson….im sayin tho..

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Lol, Billie Jean and that wig. I’m sure if she was his wife, sneaky entertainment paparazzi would have dug the liscense already and put it on TMz by now.

  • Mrssexcee1

    hahahahahah @ Kdogg©

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