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Okay ladies, if you haven’t noticed…the trending topic this week is lying and cheating. Yesterday, the Bossip team posed a question to our lady readers asking if they would stay with a man who cheats. But how do you know he does if you haven’t caught him in the act? As we all know, men have a tendency to sweet talk their ladies into believing they are more than faithful when, in truth, he’s a cheating ass. As always, women are inclined to give their guy the benefit of the doubt and chalk up our gut feelings to being overly suspicious. Couple that with the conversation you had with homeboy confronting his sketchy behavior when he hit you with the “you trippin’ I would never do that to you” or “those are your insecurities,” and suddenly you’re convinced…”I am trippin’.” But ladies, read the signs! If you have the feeling of unrest or suspicion, pay close attention because there are behavioral patterns that point to infidelity.
1.) Senseless Arguments – every couple bickers and nags occasionally, that comes with the territory. However, if your guys seems to get overly irritated at things that haven’t been a problem but suddenly he can’t stand that you don’t put the cap on the toothpaste, something’s up.
2.) Frequently Threatens to Bail – this behavior can be coupled with No.1, if your guy threatens to leave the relationship every time you argue over foolish nothings, he’s looking for an out. For example, if your guy fusses over the toothpaste and he says “you know what, maybe this isn’t working,” or “I think we need a break,” you already know what it is.
3.) Frequent Late Nights – if at one time you could expect your man to reach out or come home at a certain time, and the entire routine of your union unravels and comes to a screeching halt, this could be a sign. If your guy starts to keep late nights regularly, and is always out with one particular “boy” or “cousin,” chances are he’s seeing someone else.
4.) Random Overtime – to follow up on No. 3, overtime hours could also be a camouflage for those frequent late nights. If you always get that phone call around the time he normally comes to see you or comes home, and he tells you he’s “working late,” you may want to be concerned, especially if you can’t reach him for hours or until the following day.
5.) Spending Habits Change – one thing is true about a man: he will not be dishing out cash on more than one woman, period. If you guys used to paint the town red, with dinner and movie dates and take vacations but suddenly it stops, that’s a red flag. Of course if he’s saving for a house or taking on a personally funded project, then naturally the cash flow will be affected. But if he’s making excuses about why he can’t take you out, he may be spending his cash on someone else.
6.) Verbal Abuse – every relationship has their ups and downs, and at times hurtful things will be said. But if your man seems to be taking digs at you for no real reason and seems to find joy in hurting you, not only is he a douche bag, he’s probably a cheating one.
7.) He’s Suddenly a Gym Rat – if working out and getting ripped is a new found priority for your man but he’s never been a fan of the gym, be weary. If the two of you have put on a few good eating and sleeping pounds, but he just has to get rid of them, he may be seeing someone else. Those are fat deposits the both of you put on together, therefore, you should lose them together. If he’s hitting the gym without you, he’s probably doing some other things without you too.
8.) He Starts Asking Hypothetical Questions – “is it possible to love more than one person at a time?” is a question that is more than just hypothetical. If he’s asking these kinds of questions, he’s probably feeling some kind of way, maybe torn between his feelings for you and the other girl. Instead of answering the question, seek the reasoning behind the inquiry.
9.) Deletes Cellular Communication – if you’re the type to go through your man’s phone, and you notice that he hasn’t made or received a call or text for more than two days, he’s been deleting his history and clearly has something to hide. If he’s deleting, he’s cheating.
10.) Condoms – if you have been in a lengthy relationship with a man, more often than not, birth control pills are the contraceptive of choice. If you’re on the pill, but you start finding condoms in your guy’s pockets and wallets, you should know he’s either sleeping with another girl or trying to. And, you should start using them with him, pills don’t shield disease.
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TIABABY09
7/30/09, 10:25:am
Im starting to hate men.
uptowngirl
7/30/09, 10:25:am
Notagain with the cheating….
uptowngirl
7/30/09, 10:26:am
Not again…
NIKIKI UNDERWOOD
7/30/09, 10:26:am
LOL@ his smirk…
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound in 2 days
7/30/09, 10:29:am
Definitely in agreeance with number 9.
Angee
7/30/09, 10:29:am
I think we/they beat this conversation to death yesterday.
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 10:30:am
Why is dude grinning like Fat Albert in the background?
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 10:31:am
Judging by the way the man looks in this picture, I’m giving the woman my blessings to go forth and cheat.
NIKIKI UNDERWOOD
7/30/09, 10:31:am
Re…
Did you make that word up?
Hot*****o79
7/30/09, 10:36:am
@LMBAO at Re…when I scrolled up I was dying
Mia
7/30/09, 10:37:am
“Of course if he’s saving for a house or taking on a personally funded project, then naturally the cash flow will be effected.”
“effected” is incorrect – the correct word is “affected”
cruzan trini
7/30/09, 10:37:am
A WOMAN ALWAYS KNOWS IN HER GUT WHEN HER MAN IS CHEATIN’ UNLESS SHE IS JUST A PARANOID *****.
EITHER WAY TRUST UR GUT LADIES. GOD GAVE US INTUITION.
I BET A MAN DAMN SURE CAN’T TELL WHEN HIS WOMAN IS CHEATING. MEN ARE STUPID! PLAY THEM ALL.
MWUAHAHAHAHAHA (EVIL LAUGHTER, FOLLOWED BY EVIL CACKLE) N BEFORE U BROS START ON ME…I DO HAVE A MAN. MATTER OF FACT I HAVE 2 SO SAY WHAT U WANT.
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
7/30/09, 10:38:am
Ladies!
One way to know if your man is cheating on you is if he is no longer interested in f*cking YOU!!!
Boredom is the number one motivation for cheating!
If your not doing all that freaky suductive sh*t you use to do in the beginning when you was trying to stick your hooks in him he will quicky loose interest and seek elsewhere.
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 10:38:am
@Hot*****o79
LOL! I mean look at that mouth on that fella.
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
7/30/09, 10:38:am
What’s Up SHO NUFF?
Hot*****o79
7/30/09, 10:39:am
Number 11 should be he comes him with a child that you didn’t bear
Nosa I agree with all 10 but it is what it is next topic!!
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:39:am
11– If his body smells like King Kong and his ***** are Irish Spring fresh.
He’s cheating.
Nique
7/30/09, 10:40:am
This is why I love the show SNAPPED! *****’s keep thinking playing with ppls hearts is a game…
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 10:40:am
@Nikki Underwood
Lol…girl I don’t even know. I’m just “jesse jacksoning” it…(he makes up words alot)
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:41:am
12- If you stumble on him and her and he introduces her as his cousin while she’s throwing you shade.
He’s cheating WITH HER!!
Hot*****o79
7/30/09, 10:41:am
@Re…I scrolled up again **in tears on the floor**
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:41:am
13–If his name is Steve McNair–
He’s cheating.
Hot*****o79
7/30/09, 10:42:am
@1Trudiva…I like ur #11 LMAO
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:43:am
13b-If his name WAS Steve McNair–
He WAS chaeting.
Hot*****o79
7/30/09, 10:43:am
#13 ahhh man that was a harsh 1
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 10:43:am
@Hot*****o79
Lol, now you’re making me laugh! But no seriously, he’s even showing bottom teeth and gums. I bet his name is Beauford Jebediah Jenkins…prolly laughs like Professor Klump.
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:44:am
@ Hot*****o79–
They got me on a roll!!
Awwww hell!
Lol!!!!
Hot*****o79
7/30/09, 10:45:am
@Re…why u gonna make me scroll up again but I gotta see them gums ah man here I go again…LMBAO
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:45:am
Nikki and RE–
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Negrodamus Believes
7/30/09, 10:46:am
Won’t let you see his facebook. lol
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:46:am
If he takes a liking to getting a mani AND a pedi–
He’s cheating.
With anotha brotha!!!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 10:47:am
15. When he comes home take a shower and knockout snoring on yo *****, that ***** cheating…lol
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:48:am
If he won’t let you take the clothes out of his gym bag to wash them–
He’s cheating.
Check the bag, ladies! Check the bag!!!
cruzan trini
7/30/09, 10:48:am
GOOD MORNIN BK STAND UP…U SEXY ***** U.
TOO ALL THE REST OF YALL ….. QUIT TALKIN BUT MCNAIR LIKE THAT. HAVE SOME DAMN RESPECT!
TIABABY09
7/30/09, 10:48:am
@ Re
@ Hot*****o90,Yall r crazy,yes,he’s smilin a lil TOO hard.
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 10:48:am
If his my*****e page status is single and he keeps ignoring your friend request….lol
Miss B
7/30/09, 10:49:am
@TIABABY09…Im starting to hate men.
LOL.. YOU TOO!! I’ve been through 1-10 with #6 being the worst so I had to get out in a hurry!
@Re & Hot*****o79….
I scrolled back up LMBO as well.
Damn, these topics makes me even happier to be single!!
Hot*****o79
7/30/09, 10:49:am
Damn I’m over here cracking up and my damn comment is all messed I meant to say
Number 11 should be he comes home with a child you didn’t bear…ok now I’m gonna scroll up and laugh at this ***** some more…LOL
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:50:am
17-If he always “cleans” out his cell phone before turning it off-
He’s cheating.
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 10:50:am
@TIABABY09
@1truDiva
I can’t help it! I always notice the wrong things…sometimes I wish I never noticed it. Like this dead tooth this lady is exhibiting around my office this morning.
chaka1
7/30/09, 10:50:am
Number 0. His sex habits change. If you go from getting it every other night to once every two weeks, your man is gone…
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:50:am
RE—
A dead tooth???
Is it hers or her young childs?
SMH!!!
Negrodamus Believes
7/30/09, 10:51:am
“If his my*****e page status is single and he keeps ignoring your friend request….lol”
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@Snoop
like I said you and me is cut from the same cloth lol.
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:52:am
LOl @ Snoop!
Or–If you are no loner in his fav five on the cell phone.
Dat ***** cheatin’
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 10:53:am
@1trudiva
Not even! The battered neighborhood stray dog!
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:53:am
If he moved and left no forwarding address–
He long gone.
Hot*****o79
7/30/09, 10:53:am
@Re..I love people like u u make these gossip sites hella funny…keep pointing out the crazy cuz I am always looking for a laugh in this crazy ***** world…tell me more about this dead tooth
C33L0
7/30/09, 10:53:am
sumbody ***** gon end up boiled jus lik dat old dude last week i swear lol
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 10:54:am
If he use to go have drinks with his boy’s with coveralls with oils stains all over his clothes and hands, now the ***** getting suited and booted to go have a drink.
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:54:am
Re–
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:55:am
@ Cruzin trini–
I couldn’t help it!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRIMEWAVE
7/30/09, 10:56:am
Bossip is starting this up again lol.
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 10:56:am
If yall go grocery shopping and that ***** stay in the magazine section the whole while you been shopping….lol
BK
7/30/09, 10:56:am
in the picture he looks like he just told her its all her fault and she is thinking maybe it is !
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 10:56:am
@Hot*****o79
Well, it’s pretty brown, sort of like a crushed lil Debbie brownie snack (minus almonds)…
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 10:57:am
If yall go grocery shopping and that ***** stay in the magazine section the whole while you been shopping….lol
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L….M….A….O!!!! So true!
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:58:am
Or—
If he turns his phone off and puts it in the glove compartment–
He cheating.
lani3000
7/30/09, 10:58:am
homegirl in the pic is a WINNER! i CALL TEL WHY DUDE is chessin
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 10:59:am
@ Snoop–
True! True!!
Lol!!!
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 11:00:am
“If dude phone is always lacking reception at the exact moment you called…or he’s asleep…”
…you already know.
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:00:am
If you been with the ***** for 2 yrs. and ain’t never heard his cell phone ring…lol
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 11:00:am
How come yall *****s didn’t tell me this ***** before I kicked crackhead outt he house the last time? Ya’ll call yourselves friends.
Moreaces
7/30/09, 11:00:am
How many times can you have the same thread, just worded a different way,, I think this is like the 6th time in 2 days that bossip has bascially posed this same quesiton.
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:00:am
If that ***** suddenly loses interst in coming to your job–
He’s cheating with one of your coworkers.
Jazz
7/30/09, 11:01:am
If you mirror what your mate is doing and they complain….cheating is going on.
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:02:am
@ Snoop–
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U—is—STOOOPID!!!!!!!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:02:am
If he comes home from the club and you give him a surprise bj and his ***** smell zest fully clean…..lmao!!!
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 11:02:am
If you hear any of the following:
1. My phone had no reception
2. The battery died and I didn’t have my charger
3. I was asleep and didn’t hear it ring
4. My phone broke again…
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 11:03:am
@Moreaces
LOL! So true…
NIKIKI UNDERWOOD
7/30/09, 11:03:am
LOL@ Re and 1Tru
I dont know what number youre on but ***** it:
#69
If his Moms calls and tells you to end it.
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 11:04:am
@Nikki Underwood
LOL! Damn you came bustin in here like LAPD!
Miss B
7/30/09, 11:07:am
It’s so many signs. Only 1 is needed:
WHEN HIS ATTITUDE & TREATMENT TOWARDS YOU CHANGES!!!
Follow your instincts (gut feeling), I’ve learned mine has been right EVERYTIME!!
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:08:am
@ Nikki–
Damn–he made his momma break if off????
Awwwww hell!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 11:09:am
If you pull down his pants and he has a used condom on…
…search your feelings. He’s probably cheating.
Hot*****o79
7/30/09, 11:10:am
@Re…I need help getting up from the floor after that LAPD line…(OMG breathe)
OMG and whoever said that being in the magazine aisle the whole time u shopping…(what are u trying to do to me **in tears**)
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:10:am
@ Nik–
Or–
If you been with him for 5 years and a lil water head 3 year old calls the house asking to “speeek my dayeee!”
Miss B
7/30/09, 11:11:am
Mann…. I’m ready TO GO SHANK A Sucka up NOW!!!
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 11:11:am
some of this is just speculation although # 9 and re’s #11 could be a possible as well.
yall think yall know the signs huh
# 15 you never met his boys or his parents…
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:11:am
RE—
Youn KNOW where to go…..
—————————->>>>>>>>>>>
Do NOT p***** go!
Do NOT clooect $200.00!
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:12:am
**collect.
Damn–I’m LMAO so much I can’t even type!
NIK
7/30/09, 11:14:am
If you been with him for 5 years and a lil water head 3 year old calls the house asking to “speeek my dayeee!”
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TruDiva!
LOL…. oh she took it there…. all the way there
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 11:14:am
If he asks you uring sex, how come you don’t do that with your tounge anymore?
Know that the Cougar has been with your man
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:15:am
1. My phone had no reception
2. The battery died and I didn’t have my charger
3. I was asleep and didn’t hear it ring
4. My phone broke again…
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i have mastered all the above, i have upgraded to using a “bat phone” keep it in my trunk underneath a spare tire….lol
NATASHA
7/30/09, 11:16:am
HE is giving u second cl***** treatment if when ur around he answers his phone like this
YES………YES……….UHHUH NO……YES …..YES……..YES…..I SED ***** NO……..NOPE…..YAE….OK ME TOO..(BY THE WAY THAT WAS I LOVE YOU)
Your relationship can be saved just MAYBE,,,MAYB if u dint hear OK ME TOO…IF U DID CHILD PLZ…ITS DUN!!!!!
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 11:16:am
i have mastered all the above, i have upgraded to using a “bat phone” keep it in my trunk underneath a spare tire….lol
Always keep on silent while she is in the car
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:17:am
If you go to his house and he have alot of pics with his favorite female cousin.
NIK
7/30/09, 11:17:am
i have mastered all the above, i have upgraded to using a “bat phone” keep it in my trunk underneath a spare tire….lol
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SNOOP omg lol… Fellas is it really worth it? Really? I don’t know how ya’ll get the energy to work this hard for a piece of *****?
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:17:am
IF YOU GOT TO SUCK HIS ***** AND HE GOT A “HICKY”
ON IT!
YOU GO TO KISS HIM IN THE MOUTH AND HE GOT A PUBIC HAIR BETWEEN HIS TEETH.
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 11:18:am
@Miss B
LMAO, did you say “shank???” L-o-freaking-l…
@Snoop Bloggy Blog
Oh no! You’re one of those? Lol…I used those when I was annoyed and wanted to be left alone…
@1trudiva
*hanging head*
Ooooh-kaaaayeee….
NIKIKI UNDERWOOD
7/30/09, 11:18:am
1Tru…
Or when YOUR child with him says:
“Mommy I want to go over Mika’s house” and your babysitters name is Molly.
LOL@ Snoop having a spare phone with his keys in a lock box under the car…
NIKIKI UNDERWOOD
7/30/09, 11:18:am
*****CATFUN….
LMAO!! ***** lookin’ like Cherries…
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 11:20:am
#16 when you ride in the car with him he keeps the tinted windows up.
“im goin to cut the air on…no need to let the top back…and slide back in your seat ma” lol
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:20:am
A HICKY on his dyck?????????????????????????????
LMAO!!!!!!!
OK….OK….. now I’m dead!!!
*****CATFUN has entered the mu*****kin building!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:21:am
YES………YES……….UHHUH NO……YES …..YES……..YES…..I SED ***** NO……..NOPE…..YAE….OK ME TOO..
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not true, could’ve been a bill collector…..lol
D.wood
7/30/09, 11:22:am
what 10 ways to find out if your woman cheating,, They are the pro’s..
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:22:am
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@NIKIKI
…IF HIM COME HOME SMELLING LIKE A FISH MARKET
OR IF HIS FACE IS GREASIER THAN A MISSISSIPPI FISH SANDWICH WHEN YOU GET HOME FROM WORK.
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 11:22:am
Dude I was messing with after crackhead,, told his daughter to tell his baby mama that I was thier cousin. Wait, I am not from West Virginia. THen told his other woman, I was his cousins girlfriend. But then he told her to call me to tell me he was in jail. And wanted me to let he come over my house so he could call he collect. THen got mad when I said NO.
When you cheat fellas, stop calling us your cousins.
Lady D
7/30/09, 11:22:am
I’m getting out of a relationship, and these were my man’s top quotes:
1. It ain’t like that
2. Why you looking for bad *****? That’s how you hurt your own feelings!
3. I lie because you don’t believe me when I tell you the truth
4. I love you, but I’m just *****ed up right now
5. You deserve better, and I don’t know if I can give you that
6. I need to get my ***** together
7. Well, dudes at work like you, so what am I supposed to think?
8. I do try to talk to you, but I just don’t know how
Ladies, what were the best or craziest lies your man told you??? I have heard some straight bogus bull***** from my (almost) ex.
Re----->Rio de Janeiro bound tomorrow.
7/30/09, 11:23:am
Alright ya’ll, I’m going to clean up some work so I my co-workers don’t find out I’m trifling when I come back from Brazil.
You all be good
Keep ‘em laughing, and wish me a safe trip! Peace…
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:23:am
Whn you gotta check his dyck with a flashlight…..
…beamin’ down there like you’re Inspector Gadget.
Count your losses and move on!
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 11:24:am
and slide back in your seat ma” lol
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He jsust doesn’t want you to hit your head in case of an accident
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:24:am
@ Re–
Have a good and safe trip!
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 11:24:am
RE
Have fun and twitpic me some pics of a fine brazillian man!!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:25:am
SNOOP omg lol… Fellas is it really worth it? Really? I don’t know how ya’ll get the energy to work this hard for a piece of *****?
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not anymore, i’m a recovering pussaholic.
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
7/30/09, 11:25:am
@Snoop
i have mastered all the above, i have upgraded to using a “bat phone” keep it in my trunk underneath a spare tire….lol
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Now your just giving up too much information bro, lol… Please Stop! LMAO
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:26:am
…YOU TO SMOKE THAT HALF OF BLUNT YOU LEFT IN THE ASH TRAY AND THE BOTTLES OF HEINEKENS ARE GONE
YOU ASK THAT ***** WHERE’S YOUR ***** AND HE TELLS YOU THE DOG SMOKED AND DRANK YO *****…THAT’S WHEN YOU PULL OUT YOUR BLADE!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:26:am
re…..be good ma
Bettencourt
7/30/09, 11:27:am
Ugh! I hate cheaters! You want to sleep around? BE SINGLE!
Lady D
7/30/09, 11:27:am
@ *****catfun
LMBAO!!! WTF???? Mississippi fish sandwich??????????? L-O-MF-L!
NIKIKI UNDERWOOD
7/30/09, 11:27:am
D.wood….
Sorry…there aren’t any
*****CATFUN…
Girl or you find CD’s in his car like:
Monica’s Slow Jams…who the ***** is Monica?
Lady D…
I am going to call the Fire Department because there needs to be a fire under your *****!! (Almost???) Girl I’m about to quote the most intellectual quote of the 21 Century:
“On to the next one, more fish in the sea, girls (*****s) are like buses, miss one next fifteen one comin’” -Gucci
tb
7/30/09, 11:27:am
Dog for Sale – Fix the link and check it out… Funny as hell!
http:// 3. bp. blogspot.com/_u3–
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Brooklyn, Stand UP!
7/30/09, 11:28:am
@Bossip
I hope tomorrows story is 10 Ways to Know your Woman is cheating!!!
Now that’s a hard one.
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:28:am
@ Lady D–
I’ll have to say that if a brotha told me #2?
I’d elbow him right in his throat!
Then I’d ask him “Was you looking for that? Did you see it coming?”
How the hell am I trying to hurt my OWN feelings?
*****—I’d have to call up my goons on THAT one!!!
Lol!!!!!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:30:am
Now your just giving up too much information bro, lol… Please Stop! LMAO
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LMAO!!! alright fam
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:31:am
…WHEN YOU GO TO WASH THAT *****’S DRAWS AND YOU FIND A HARD CRUSTY WHITE STAIN ON THE FRONT BY THE ***** SLOT….AND HE TELLS YOU IT WAS MAYONAISE
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 11:31:am
@Bossip
I hope tomorrows story is 10 Ways to Know your Woman is cheating!!!
Now that’s a hard one.
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those secrets will never be devulge(sp)
NIKIKI UNDERWOOD
7/30/09, 11:33:am
MAYONAISE???
I hate you!! LOL!
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 11:33:am
Re you go have a hard time in brazil mama!!!
you are cute but them chicks is bad too…
you cant be goin’ with hubby or are you…lol
#17 i turn off my cell phone at nite to save the battery!!! (yall aint really up on that)
#18 we always go have a drink after the 18th hole-its called the 19th hole
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:34:am
@ Nikki–
Right! Right!!!
Lol!!!!
Or when you go to his momma house and there are tons of pictures of him with a newborn.
You KNOW his momma’s gonna be down with his cheatin ways!
SMH!!!
DenverBruh
7/30/09, 11:34:am
Why not do one about how to tell if she is a gold digga or how to tell if she is cheating?
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:35:am
If he have glitter all over him and you don’t even wear glitter.
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:35:am
GTFOH…HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @ NIKIKI
LADY -D
1 TRUE DIVA
IF THAT ***** START HUMMING THE SONG “ANOTHER WOMEN IS TAKING YOUR TIME”
STAB HIS *****!
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
7/30/09, 11:36:am
@JB
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:36:am
BOSSIP NEED TO DO A “LIST” ON WHY BLACK & HISPANIC WOMEN LIKE TO STAB!
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 11:37:am
@cat
he could have had a nocturnal emission (wet dream) lol
#19 those c*****ats arent mine-they are for my nieces…lol
Ho Please !
7/30/09, 11:37:am
This is total *****, I do all these things what the ***** is Bossip trying to do ?
Memo to Bossip:
Women need not know all these things. You are making it hard for us men who like to have bird in the hand and a few in the bushes.
Damn you Bossip now I have to change up …
Lady D
7/30/09, 11:37:am
@ NIKIKI UNDERWOOD
I hear you!! Since we were married for a good minute, I tried to give Dr. Trifling the benefit of the doubt, but he kept on with that bogus mess!! The fire has been lit… Enough is enough!
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 11:39:am
@snoop
lmao about that glitter-***** club no-no!!!
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:39:am
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @ 1 TRUE DIVA
IF I GO TO HIS MOMMA HOUSE AND I SEE A TON OF PICTURES WITH HIM AND SOME INFANT……
HIS NUT WILL BE TURNED INTO PEANUT BUTTER WHEN I’M DONE…I’LL DO THE “RIVER DANCE” ON HIS *****S!
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:39:am
@ *****CAT and Ni
I was already dead with the “Monica’s Songs” Cd and the “can we go to Miki’s house?
Ya’ll two just bury me proper.
And do forget to lay me out on the “do this in rememberence of me” table with my flowery hat and Gardenia perfume.
And make sure my stockings is tied in a knot up under my knees!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m out, guys!
Take care!
*1TruDiva has left the building*
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:39:am
LMAO! @ *****CAT
If that ***** start listening to *****goty songs that ***** cheating. i.e. If yall rolling and “Halo” by Beyonce comes on and he turns up the volume he’s cheating.
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:40:am
@ HOPE JOHN…..YOU DON’T EVEN BELEIVE THAT DO YOU?
LMAO!
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 11:41:am
**back in**
@ John Hope–
Not the car seat are my neices??????
**slamming laptop shut**
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:42:am
@ SNOOP…HE WOULD FEEL SOMETHING HARD GOING ACROSS HIS LIPS
AND THEY WILL BE SWOLLEN FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS!
NIKIKI UNDERWOOD
7/30/09, 11:43:am
LOL@ *****CATFUN…
Or that Kelly Price song “As we lay”…hmmmm
1Tru…
You know in my day Ive come this I I close to beating a Momma’s *****…
Lady D…
Please get some alimony too!!
Lady D
7/30/09, 11:43:am
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals–waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
LOL!!! I was blind, but a ***** can see VERY clearly now!! Trust, I have seen those snapped marathons on the Oxygen channel on Saturdays!! LOL
CAT EYES
7/30/09, 11:44:am
Damn,after a list like this,I guess women are just gonna become detectives instead of having a relationship.
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:45:am
…WHEN HE COMES HOME “AFTER WORK” YOU FIND GLITTER UNDER HIS NUT SACK.
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:45:am
#19 those c*****ats arent mine-they are for my nieces…lol
______________R.I.P. SNOOP_______________
Lady D
7/30/09, 11:46:am
@ *****CATFUN
You are on a roll!!! PURE COMEDY!!!
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 11:46:am
this game is to be sold-not told!!!
#20 i always dress like this when i go watch the game (hard bottoms shoes and linen creased as i hit the door)
#21 you know i cant get a cell phone reception at my mamas house
chocalady
7/30/09, 11:47:am
If his status on his my*****e, Facebook, Blackplanet, Tagged…the list goes on says, “Its complicated.” He’s cheating!
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:47:am
@ CAT EYES…”DETECTIVES” IS APART OF OUR DNA…YOU ALREADY KNOW!
LOL!
Trouble
7/30/09, 11:48:am
If you have to LOOK for signs…
your sh*t is already in trouble…
They say ignorance is bliss…so if you think he’s cheating and you want to stay happy…stay ignorant!!!
but if you are anything like me! kick him to the curb when that gut feeling hits you.
GUT FEELING DEFINITION: When something that you noticed subconsciously is trying to creep into your conscious….
That means that the gut feeling is there with reason…
Sharie
7/30/09, 11:48:am
#1-he’s a man
#2-he’s a man
#3-he’s a man
#4-he’s a man
#5-he’s a man
#6-he’s a man
#7-he’s a man
#8-he’s a man
#9-he’s a man
#10-he’s a man.
Need anymore examples? lol….. I’m just messin wit u bossip…
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:48:am
…WHEN HE COMES HOME “AFTER WORK” YOU FIND GLITTER UNDER HIS NUT SACK.
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your man response: oh baby don’t trip that’s that new johnson & johnson baby powder with glitter
KayGee
7/30/09, 11:48:am
We’ve heard the same advice countless times, people cheat, and that’s just the way it is. If you love your SO then perhaps you will see cheating as relationship therapy…and make some changes, or start cheating yourself. Why sit around and wallow in misery…2 can play that cheating game…
Trouble
7/30/09, 11:49:am
If you have to LOOK for signs…
your sh*t is already in trouble…
They say ignorance is bliss…so if you think he’s cheating and you want to stay happy…stay ignorant!!!
but if you are anything like me! kick him to the curb when that gut feeling hits you.
GUT FEELING DEFINITION: When something that you noticed subconsciously is trying to creep into your conscious….
That means that the gut feeling is there with reason…
CAT EYES
7/30/09, 11:49:am
@ *****cat
I understand it to an extent but this list will have some women looking for ***** they know deep down they don’t really want to find.Sometimed the detective stuff just goes too far.
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:50:am
..YOU TRY TO BE SEXY FOR YOUR MAN WHEN HE COMES HOME FROM A HERD DAYS WORK….YOU COOK A HOT MEAL
…LIGHT CANDELS….YOU GET A BRAZILIAN WAX…SO…YOU LAYING THERE WITH YOU PURPLE LIGHTS ON..DUDE STEPS IN AND YOU SEE WHITE SPOTS ALL OVER HIS MOUTH…AND HE TELLS YOU IT’S TOOTH PASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:50:am
LMMFAO!! @ John hope
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 11:50:am
no more from me….(although i got plenty)
i dont like to see anyone get caught up in *****-not a good look…
#22 those are just female friends on my facebook account
@ ladies plz give us men a shortlist??
Lady D
7/30/09, 11:52:am
@ CAT EYES
Women don’t have to be detectives to find out if their man is cheating… Men do such a sloppy half ***** job at cheating, that you don’t have to look for anything. I said it before, and I’ll say it again… MEN, QUIT DOING ***** YOU’RE NOT GOOD AT!! Cheating is one of them. Unlike men, a woman is smart enough to wipe the dirt off her feet before she walks through her front door. Men leave trails and chunks of bull***** behind. Once again men, if you do dumb *****, be smart about it!!
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 11:52:am
@CAT EYES…GIRL I KNOW….THEY CAN REALLY GET OUT OF POCKET WHEN IT COMES TO THAT…THEY START SEARCHING FOR ***** BUT, CAN’T HANDLE WHAT THEY FIND…..YEAH…I DIG WHAT YOUR SAYING.
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 11:56:am
If his mustache smells like tunar….lol
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 11:56:am
@*****catfun
white spots on his mouth…lol
@snoop
new baby powder w/ glitter …lmao
@sharie
all men dont cheat….for real…
undressingHER
7/30/09, 12:01:pm
Well I’m guilty of doing all of them except verbal abuse. Thankfully, I’m not in a committed relationship so I can’t cheat.
Fellas, you know your woman is cheating when her breath smells like my d*ck.
CAT EYES
7/30/09, 12:02:pm
I’m justsaying that if you have to look for any of these signs in your relationship,you really don’t have a relationship.And if you decide that you want to look for things,make sure its something you really want to see.My mother always said”you looking for something you just might find it.”
Women,don’t even put yourself through that type of mental trauma.
@ Lady D
You are right but the ones you’re talking about are boys,they’re not men yet.
Lady D
7/30/09, 12:06:pm
@ CAT EYES
You are right but the ones you’re talking about are boys,they’re not men yet.
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VERY TRUE!!!
Hood Hero
7/30/09, 12:09:pm
What happens when a woman is doing 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, and 9? Cuz it seems like when ya’ll act like this, it’s just an “emotional thing” ya’ll going through. Advice: Just pay attention to what lies they are telling u, then ask them again. If you’re smart enough, you’ll be able to pick up on the lies. Instinct doesn’t always tell you the truth, but it sure does give you a heads up better than anything else.
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 12:10:pm
Men
When you get caught, why do you cry?
THAT DUDE (MR PHF)
7/30/09, 12:10:pm
@ *****CATFUN
U ARE A RIOT!!! ON A ROLL 2DAY!!! LLS
Hood Hero
7/30/09, 12:11:pm
Someone please explain to me, “if you’re looking for something, you just might get it” So if I look for potential cheating, I might come across it? Why would anyone want to use that as a line?
Aunt Viv
7/30/09, 12:13:pm
Good list-sad, but a good list nonetheless…
Good afternoon Bossipers!
Hannibal's *****
7/30/09, 12:18:pm
#103: If he has a huge red spot on his upper chest and he tells you he got hit with a tennis raquet, that ***** been cheating
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 12:22:pm
@jb
it is a last ditch play to show that we have learned contrition for our previous behavior and that we are tryin to change our ways.
It should only be used like the big joker in the spades deck!!!
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 12:25:pm
we are tryin to change our ways.
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So this means that you may have mor than one Big Joker in your hand
Hannibal's *****
7/30/09, 12:32:pm
BTW ladies, if your man is cheating just blame Beyonce ok.
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 12:35:pm
So this means that you may have mor than one Big Joker in your hand
@jb
you better…lol
Lady Architect (I bring the Obedience out of em)
7/30/09, 12:42:pm
Hey Everyone
Arasiam
7/30/09, 12:49:pm
Somebody tell that grinnin’ ***** in the back that Sean Combs called and he wants his teef back!
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 12:52:pm
lady a
enlighten us all with some wisdom of the game-from a ladies persective…
rose by any other name
7/30/09, 12:52:pm
Brooklyn~~~~thats a good one trying to find out if your woman is cheating, not even Sherlock Holmes can get up on that one!
Lady Architect (I bring the Obedience out of em)
7/30/09, 13:00:pm
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
lady a
enlighten us all with some wisdom of the game-from a ladies persective…
about a man cheating?
Just Me
7/30/09, 13:01:pm
I am so entertained by all of this! (as I take notes)
D
7/30/09, 13:02:pm
Its the same with Women… They just hide it better..
enkogkneegro
7/30/09, 13:05:pm
What up Fam…..
If he has a hickey on his side of his neck and tries to p***** it off as a bruise he got playin Ball…..he’s cheatin.
If he comes home and has a hickey on the BACK of his neck he’s PLAYIN WITH *****……..not only is he cheatin but he cheatin with Tyrone…….LOL
Some of ya’ll be checkin his collar for lipstick when you need to be checkin the front of his draws for dookie stains……..ROTFL
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
7/30/09, 13:06:pm
@rose by any other name
Brooklyn~~~~thats a good one trying to find out if your woman is cheating, not even Sherlock Holmes can get up on that one!
**********************************
LOL!!
Hey Rose
SIDEWAYZ
7/30/09, 13:07:pm
This is a bull***** list.
Lady Architect (I bring the Obedience out of em)
7/30/09, 13:07:pm
Going through cell phones or emails is a no-no in my book…if you ever have to do that you have either low self esteem or you already know your relationship is on the rocks….other than that everything on the lists seems pretty much the same for both sexes…one of the greatest ways a man knows his girl is cheating is if the fit is not the same.
Kami All Day
7/30/09, 13:14:pm
Damn!!! Ya’ll are crazy! Sitting up here reading these comments. LMFAO!!!!!!!
Especially @ Re (you already KNOW you crazy girl!!)
@Tru: you got them going today boy! Even I was over her DYING LAUGHING….who said ***** that look like cherries?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHA…..
@Nikki: LOL @ “Monica’s Slow Jams”!!!!!! That ***** was TOO funny!
I had a dude tell me that this particular chick was his cousin, yet, the conversation on my end (when he was on the phone with her) didnt match up. He said it was his cousins’ cousin…yada, yada, yada. They planned to meet and everything and on that same date and time, he was nowhere to be found. SMH
I wasnt worried nor mad, cuz I was ALREADY cheating on that nucca! He didnt know it cuz we ladies are SO smart.
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 13:14:pm
…one of the greatest ways a man knows his girl is cheating is if the fit is not the same
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damn…aint thought about that one…good look.
but after birthing kids-that ***** is just big…lol
Been there....still doin it
7/30/09, 13:16:pm
@enkigkneegro
Hi, Thank you for sharing your story with me yesterday. I hope your wife is o.k. now
I was always told you have to go through the bad to get to the good. That way you will appreciate it!
Kami All Day
7/30/09, 13:18:pm
And just for the record, I’m not a cheater, but for most men, its always good to give them a taste of their own medicine.
Doesnt taste too good when they get it…..
Taylor
7/30/09, 13:20:pm
I’ve been with my male friend for over 2 years and his wife knows nothing about me. So those “signs” don’t apply to all men.
Danielle
7/30/09, 13:22:pm
This website is making it harder and harder for me to trust my man. I find myself trying to scrutinize and look for signs just because i see list like these on this site. ughhhhh!
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 13:23:pm
@taylor
naw this is about women and mens’ relationships…
perhaps you should write about the men on men ***** later…lol
Lola
7/30/09, 13:23:pm
@TIABABY09…Im starting to hate men
LOL.LOL…Ain’t that the truth
mydixiewrecked
7/30/09, 13:24:pm
Does ANYone at Bossip even know of someone with more than a two yr degree? Phugg it, how about a GED? Surely not, because y’all come with the dumbest *****!!!
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 13:33:pm
@ THe Men
When you get caught, like I mean she brings the kid and the DNA test over to the house type of proof, do you still lie?
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 13:38:pm
When you get caught, like I mean she brings the kid and the DNA test over to the house type of proof, do you still lie?
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hell yeah, i still got that .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 chance of not being the father….lol
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 13:41:pm
if you all of a sudden start getting “bladder infections” every month, that *****s cheating…..that’s chlamydia lmmfao!!
peaceshine3
7/30/09, 13:45:pm
this has to be some of the dumbest ***** ever…lol keep tryin *****z
peachtree
7/30/09, 13:47:pm
And always remember that what goes around comes around and karma doesn’t stop for no one men or women
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 13:48:pm
If that normally tight puzzy start feeling like you *****ing a bowl of pudding, that ***** is cheating.
enkogkneegro
7/30/09, 13:48:pm
When the ***** starts clippin his toenails after slicing yo ***** up in bed for the last 4 or 5 years…..he’s cheating..LOL
Man, I just dont care™
7/30/09, 13:50:pm
@JB
“When you get caught, like I mean she brings the kid and the DNA test over to the house type of proof, do you still lie?”
________________________________________________________
Yes. You have to lie so good that YOU can’t even remember the truth.
bebe
7/30/09, 13:59:pm
OMG y’all are crazy!!!!!!
Man, I just dont care™
7/30/09, 14:00:pm
When will women learn, it’s only “cheating” if THEY do it.
SMH.
Devin
7/30/09, 14:05:pm
You *****es Just Need to Shut The ***** Up Always Something With You broads
enkogkneegro
7/30/09, 14:08:pm
If your girl is now using the remote to flip thru channels and eating sunflower seeds while you hittin it………she’s either cheating……or tired of fakin it…….ROTFL
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 14:10:pm
If yo girl can suck the meat off a neckbone and want suck yo *****……the ***** is cheating….lol
mydixiewrecked
7/30/09, 14:11:pm
@enkogkneegro
you got me cryin’ over here!!! LMAO FOR REAL!!!!
I’ll give you that one… cuz u know a nikka will start brushin’ his teeth when a chick so much as smiles at him. LOL!!!!
Mr.K
7/30/09, 14:18:pm
This post was so cliche! I need you to post the signs that a woman is cheating. Women are the best cheaters, because men don’t expect their woman to cheat. We never find out until “the other shoe drops” and that’s when we want to beat a *****es *****, but I digress.
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 14:22:pm
If she use to make you full course meals, and now you come home to hamburger helper her ***** is cheating.
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
7/30/09, 14:23:pm
You know a woman is cheating when you start to find new lingerie in her drawer but she still wears the old tshirt and funky headwrap to bed with you LOL
…whateva
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
7/30/09, 14:25:pm
#3 When she starts to sing woman liberation songs while getting dressed before going out:
“I’m every woman”
“Ain’t nothing going on but the rent”
“Independent”
“To the left”
…whateva
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
7/30/09, 14:26:pm
#4 When her girls come over and they get into a huddle before leaving the house
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
7/30/09, 14:27:pm
#5 When you ain’t hittin’ bottom no more! LOL
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 14:28:pm
LMMFAO! @ Whateva
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
7/30/09, 14:28:pm
#6 When she doesn’t ask you advice on how she looks
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
7/30/09, 14:30:pm
#7 When she starts doing ***** excercises because she’s all of a sudden figured out it may be jigglin’ a little too much
CAT EYES
7/30/09, 14:31:pm
I’ve been with my male friend for over 2 years and his wife knows nothing about me. So those “signs” don’t apply to all men.
______________________________
@ Taylor
Believe me, she knows-she’s waiting for the right moment to strike.Just because she doesn’t say anything about something,don’t *****ume she doesn’t know. You know how a snake can watch its prey for hours,even days before it strikes?Well,some wives are no different-there’s a time for everything to come out in the open.I’d be careful if I were you.
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
7/30/09, 14:32:pm
#8 When she used to ask you to wash her car and now that joint is detailed DAILY (I could go all day on this one. Join in my fellow negroes, time to take this one over!)
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 14:33:pm
If she wearing 7 in. stilettos to go pay the gas bill, it’s a more than likely chance another ***** getting a slice of yo pie…..lol
Lakeshow
7/30/09, 14:33:pm
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
#3 When she starts to sing woman liberation songs while getting dressed before going out:
“I’m every woman”
“Ain’t nothing going on but the rent”
“Independent”
“To the left”
…whateva
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Funny!
Oshie's Family (Brother and Father)
7/30/09, 14:34:pm
huh?
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 14:35:pm
If she went from granny panties to wearing thongs and french cuts, it’s a possibility the puzzy has been tampered with…lol
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
7/30/09, 14:35:pm
#9 When suddenly her best girl starts conversating with you about what you like to do and where you like to go (she’s doing recon *****s so your girl won’t show up there!)
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 14:38:pm
WE still cheating over here?
Man, I just dont care™
7/30/09, 14:39:pm
ROFLMAO at SNOOP
“***** been tampered with.”
Lakeshow
7/30/09, 14:41:pm
enkogkneegro
What up Fam…..
If he has a hickey on his side of his neck and tries to p***** it off as a bruise he got playin Ball…..he’s cheatin.
If he comes home and has a hickey on the BACK of his neck he’s PLAYIN WITH *****……..not only is he cheatin but he cheatin with Tyrone…….LOL
Some of ya’ll be checkin his collar for lipstick when you need to be checkin the front of his draws for dookie stains……..ROTFL
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ahahahahaa! That it im out!
Man, I just dont care™
7/30/09, 14:42:pm
@WHATEVA
**writing down your listed signs**
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 14:51:pm
@whateva
your ***** is hilarous and well as truthful…lol
john hope franklin (still waiting on my apology from that cracka)
7/30/09, 14:52:pm
#6 and #8 so true…
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals--waiting on my new gravie of Mykel.
7/30/09, 14:53:pm
ROTFLMAO @ whateva!!
You is Stooopid!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
7/30/09, 14:59:pm
#10 When she used to cry about things to you and now you haven’t seen a tear in weeks!
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 15:10:pm
When she is no starts arguments to keep youfrom going out..
Your girl is cheating
enkogkneegro
7/30/09, 15:14:pm
When your woman gets her hair and nails done and puts the wrap and hair pins in before bed and won’t give you none because she’s going over to her girls house to help her paint in the morning…….
Mr. Tongue Bath
7/30/09, 15:15:pm
See this is that bullshyt I’m talking bout. Women aint *****, LOL I love yall though, yall need to stop being so damn paranoid, and if you were satisfying your man at home trust and beiliev he wouldn’t go anywhere. Please believe that
Lespir Je
7/30/09, 15:16:pm
@ TAYLOR
I’M WITH CAT EYES ON THAT ONE. MOST WOMEN ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE GIRL ON THE SIDE. BUT THEY’RE NOT GOING TO BLOW THEIR COVER(only retards blow cover). THEY EITHER WAIT FOR A PERFECT MOMENT OR JUST CHEAT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 3 OF MY FRIENDS DID THIS. AND ONE OF MY ELDERS IN THE FAMILY JUST WAITED FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT. SHE JUST LEFT WITH DIVORCE PAPERS ALREADY PRINTED AND NEATLY STACKED ON THE COFFEE TABLE. TOOK ALL HER MONEY AND CLOTHES. LEFT QUIETLY AND PLAYED HIM. BECAUSE HE WANTED BOTH AND HE THOUGHT SHE WOULD JUST LET HIM.
mydixiewrecked
7/30/09, 15:18:pm
when she starts shaving a “D” in her bikini area and your name is Wilbert…
Mr. Tongue Bath
7/30/09, 15:20:pm
What about when a woman cheats, women always blamed that on men…Men lie, women lie, but the numbers don’t, men and women both cheat, and don’t play that scorned lover BS, cuz when you do, you end up playin with someone elses heart and messes up their trust for the other sex…Stop the BSn LOL
Lespir Je
7/30/09, 15:20:pm
@ MR. TONGUE BATH,
YOU’RE RIGHT THOUGH. ALOT OF WOMEN NEED TO REALIZE WHEN THEY’VE “ALREADY WON”(FROM WHY DID I GET MARRIED). IF YOU’RE DOING EVERYTHING OR EVEN MOST THINGS RIGHT-IMPORTANT THINGS, THEN DON’T TRIP. ‘CAUSE ONLY A *****TARD WILL STUPIDLY CHEAT ON A GOOD ONE. I’M NOT TALKING EVERYDAY TYPE OF CHICK, I MEAN THE RARE HARD TO FIND WOMAN.
Mr. Tongue Bath
7/30/09, 15:21:pm
@mydixiewrecked ***** WHO NAMES THERE KID WILBERT…RMBAOTFL
Loch Ness Monster
7/30/09, 15:21:pm
The guy in the photo above is laughing because homegirl next to him has no ears. That photo is so strange. It also kind of looks like she has no lower body either.
enkogkneegro
7/30/09, 15:22:pm
When you come in the front door and think you hear the back door, your girl is in just a t-shirt, smiling and sweating and right after that your boy knocks on the front door and steps in with his shirt half tucked, wearin one of his Jordans and one of your Air Flights……they *****in..LOL
Lespir Je
7/30/09, 15:24:pm
LMAO @ DIXIEWRECKED
YES, WOMEN THAT CHEAT NEED TO STOP BLAMING SHYT ON MEN. HEY YOU DO IT LIVE UP TO IT. THAT GOES FOR BOTH. THERE’S DIFFERENT WAYS TO FIX A RELATIONSHIP OR YOU CAN JUST LEAVE. YOU CHEAT ‘CAUSE YOU WANT TO. JUST ADMIT, YOU LIKE IT, IT WAS FUN AND TEMPTING. BECAUSE YOU’RE HUMAN SO SELFISHNESS IS PRETTY NORMAL. WHY DON’T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT.
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 15:24:pm
When you come in the front door and think you hear the back door, your girl is in just a t-shirt, smiling and sweating and right after that your boy knocks on the front door and steps in with his shirt half tucked, wearin one of his Jordans and one of your Air Flights……they *****in..LOL
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Lespir Je
7/30/09, 15:25:pm
LMAO @ THE FRONT DOOR SITUATION LOL
Oh Well...
7/30/09, 15:26:pm
@Taylor
I’ve been with my male friend for over 2 years and his wife knows nothing about me. So those “signs” don’t apply to all men.
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awwww poor baby. what’s the matter can’t get a man of your own so you have to sneak around with another woman’s husband? lol…simple *****!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 15:27:pm
when she starts shaving a “D” in her bikini area and your name is Wilbert…
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Bwahahahahahahaha…….* in my Pinky voice* you almost made me spill my YAC nucca.
Mr. Tongue Bath
7/30/09, 15:27:pm
@ Lespir Je LOL I actually said that, but thats some real spyt pimpin, you understand shyt. I love women to death, but they be on that bullshyt and thats real talk homes. Stop pointing fingers and look in the mirror first. And, believe that if you spend time trying to dig dirt on your man, you are bound to get dirty yourself even if he ain’t…
white male
7/30/09, 15:28:pm
If he doesn’t want to kick it with you everyday he’s probably cheating. And the never answering the cell phone thing is a good sign too.
Women don’t care though. The reason why he cheats is because he knows your sprung enough to always be there.
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 15:29:pm
WHEN YOUR MAN START TAKING LONG SHOWERS AND SPLASHING COLON ON HIS NECK…DUSTING BABY POWDER ON HIS ***** TO KEEP THEM COOL…IRON AND SPRAY STARCH HIS BOXERS EVEN PUT A SHARP CREASE ON THEM
SPIT SHINE HIS JORDENS…TWEEZE HIS NOSE HAIRS…DROP VISINE IN HIS EYES…LISTREINE STRIPS IN HIS WALLET….A FRESH HAIR CUT….GOT HIS CAR WASHED….WITHDRAWS SLIPS FROM THE ATM…NAILS AND TOES CLIPPED & FILED…..CREST WHITE STRIPS ON HIS TEETH…….JUST TO GO WALK THE DOG!?
Lady J
7/30/09, 15:29:pm
Ok, I see these rules and they are good points if you are MARRIED…. If two people aren’t married; that man or woman don’t belong to you!! How can this so called “relationships” go on for 2 & 3 years and this man aint yo husband??? Women need to wise up… Don’t expect a man to be truthful/faithful to you and he didn’t think you were even good enough to make you his wife… He’s just p*****ing the time along while you are giving up the cookie until he finds his wife…
Angee
7/30/09, 15:30:pm
When you come in the front door and think you hear the back door, your girl is in just a t-shirt, smiling and sweating and right after that your boy knocks on the front door and steps in with his shirt half tucked, wearin one of his Jordans and one of your Air Flights……they *****in..LOL
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LMAO! I almost spit out my tea on this one!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 15:30:pm
@ tongue bath…..talk to ‘em pimp!
Mr. Tongue Bath
7/30/09, 15:32:pm
@ snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta “Bwahahahahahahaha…….* in my Pinky voice* you almost made me spill my YAC nucca.” Man that was cl*****ic nyicca lol I laughed my ***** off and Im in my dang office at work, people were lookin at me n stuff lol
Oshie's Family (Brother and Father)
7/30/09, 15:33:pm
When your mother says that she has a headache every night, she is cheatin
Lespir Je
7/30/09, 15:33:pm
OH I KNOW, IM SORRY MR. TONGUE, I DIDN’T MEAN TO CONFUSE, I WAS TOO BUSY LAUGHING AT DIXIE. BUT I WAS REPLYING TO YOU. YES, I THINK WHEN THE SPYING STARTS THAT MEANS ITS ALREADY DONE. JUST LEAVE. THATS TOO MUCH TIME WASTED WHEN BOTH PARTIES COULD BE HAPPY ELSE WHERE. BUT I DO UNDERSTAND ITS HARD FOR SOME TO LEAVE. BUT IF DIG LONG ENOUGH NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU’RE THE RAT. LOL
Mr. Tongue Bath
7/30/09, 15:34:pm
@ snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta da sad part about it is a lot of the females on this site wont even understand the knowledge im dropping on them…It’s a sad sad story.
Lespir Je
7/30/09, 15:35:pm
LMAO@ *****CATFUN,
YOU ARE HILARIOUS!
enkogkneegro
7/30/09, 15:37:pm
When you and your boy approach your front door and you start pattin your pockets to find your key….and he reaches past you and opens the door with his…..your girls cheatin..lol
Mr. Tongue Bath
7/30/09, 15:38:pm
@ Lespir Je Im glad you understand what I am saying. LOL im a young cat too man, I been droppin knowledge for a while now. I got 40 year old peeps askin me for advice n shyt. It’s crazy, but women yall need to open your eyes and realize men aren’t as bad as you think we are…Not the REAQL men anyway, but I find yall like a nygga that will knock yall upside the head and cheat yet you stay and then compare all men to your thug boifriend…GIRL STOP
Oshie's Family (Brother and Father)
7/30/09, 15:39:pm
white male
Kanye said George Bush hates black people. How can someone disrespect our president like that?
Mr. Tongue Bath
7/30/09, 15:41:pm
@ Oshie’s Family (Brother and Father) Mr. Bush isn’t the president anymore and you are in the wrongt thread…SOOOO look at the ground and run as fast as you can into a brick wall
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 15:41:pm
@ enkogkneegro….LMMFAO!!! you killin me fam.
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 15:42:pm
….OR YOU COME HOME FROM WORK AND !!SURPRISE!! DUDE IS ALREADY HOME IN THE KITCHEN COOKING!!!!
HE GOT STEAK IN THE OVEN…RED SKIN POTATOES WITH ROSEMARY AND GARLIC….RICE PILAF….GARDEN SALAD WITH LEMON & CRUSHED BLACK PEPPER VINAIGRETTE…CRUSTY BAGUETTE WITH HERB BUTTER…RED WINE ON CHILL…CANDELS… AND TWO LONG STEM WINE GL*****ES…. YOU GOT A BIG SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND YOUR HEART IS FILLED WITH A NEW FOUND LOVE…THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU NOTICE HE’S PULLING OUT ALUMINUM FOIL AND START WRAPPING ***** UP AND STACKING IT TO TAKE OUT TO HIS CAR…YOU ASK HIM WHAT THE ***** IS GOING ON…AND HE SAY HE’S TAKING IT TO HIS GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE CUZ HE WANT TO VISIT WITH HER…FOR A HOT SECOND YOU FEEL STUPID THEN JUST AS HE’S PEELING OFF AND BURNING RUBBER AND SMOKE IS COMMING FROM HIS TIRES YOU REALIZE…HIS GRANDMOTHER BEEN DEAD FOR 15 YEARS!
Oshie's Family (Brother and Father)
7/30/09, 15:42:pm
Wasnt there some ***** on here that said her ex boyfriend’s ***** was too big? How in the hell did he know when she was *****ing someone else, since he has already blown the ***** out? Whoever the hoe was, I would never wanted to ***** her
CAT EYES
7/30/09, 15:43:pm
when she starts shaving a “D” in her bikini area and your name is Wilbert…
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@mydixiewrecked
Absolutely hilarious!!!!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 15:43:pm
@ Oshie’s Family (Brother and Father) Mr. Bush isn’t the president anymore and you are in the wrongt thread…SOOOO look at the ground and run as fast as you can into a brick wall
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LMAO!! picturing that *****.
JB (Odum in Miami and Vick in Dallas!)
7/30/09, 15:44:pm
Enkognegro
Wait what if they are the same? Your boy who got your key and your sneaks? Of what if they are two different friends?
Lakeshow
7/30/09, 15:45:pm
*****CATFUN
….OR YOU COME HOME FROM WORK AND !!SURPRISE!! DUDE IS ALREADY HOME IN THE KITCHEN COOKING!!!!
HE GOT STEAK IN THE OVEN…RED SKIN POTATOES WITH ROSEMARY AND GARLIC….RICE PILAF….GARDEN SALAD WITH LEMON & CRUSHED BLACK PEPPER VINAIGRETTE…CRUSTY BAGUETTE WITH HERB BUTTER…RED WINE ON CHILL…CANDELS… AND TWO LONG STEM WINE GL*****ES…. YOU GOT A BIG SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND YOUR HEART IS FILLED WITH A NEW FOUND LOVE…THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU NOTICE HE’S PULLING OUT ALUMINUM FOIL AND START WRAPPING ***** UP AND STACKING IT TO TAKE OUT TO HIS CAR…YOU ASK HIM WHAT THE ***** IS GOING ON…AND HE SAY HE’S TAKING IT TO HIS GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE CUZ HE WANT TO VISIT WITH HER…FOR A HOT SECOND YOU FEEL STUPID THEN JUST AS HE’S PEELING OFF AND BURNING RUBBER AND SMOKE IS COMMING FROM HIS TIRES YOU REALIZE…HIS GRANDMOTHER BEEN DEAD FOR 15 YEARS!
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@ *****CATFUN
You are a gorgeous woman, but I am beginning to detect some serious issues here!! lol
CAT EYES
7/30/09, 15:45:pm
@ *****cat
You are hilarious.But I hope none of these things ever happened to you??
Oshie's Family (Brother and Father)
7/30/09, 15:48:pm
Mr. Tongue Bath
@ Oshie’s Family (Brother and Father) Mr. Bush isn’t the president anymore and you are in the wrongt thread…SOOOO look at the ground and run as fast as you can into a brick wall
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shut up little short fat ***** wearing a white ghetto suit with white shoes!!!
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 15:50:pm
You know the ***** is cheating when you fingering her and you pull out her puzzy a used magnum xl and you wear medium extra sensitive trojans…..lol
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7/30/09, 15:50:pm
[...] 10 Ways to Tell He’s Cheating. (Bossip) [...]
Lespir Je
7/30/09, 15:52:pm
I KNEW THIS ONE CHICK(HO). SHE LEFT A GOOD ONE BECAUSE HER BABY DADDY HAD ALOT DRUG MONEY. SHE PLAYED THE OTHER GUY REAL BAD. THEN GOT WITH DRUG DEALER/WIFE BEATER/CHEATER LOL. SHE STARTED SNOOPING AND TRIPPIN’. CALLING THE OTHER CHICKS. CAUSING SCENES IN PUBLIC. BUT SHE CHOSE THE DUDE THAT KEPT HER IN DESIGNER STUFF. SHE EVEN GOT TUMMY TUCKS ON THE REGULAR TO KEEP HIM. THEN WOULD FUSS AT HIM FOR CHEATING. BUT SHE ALREADY KNEW HE WAS LIKE THAT. SHE KNEW THE DEAL-SHE BASICALLY SOLD THE P*SSY TO HIM. I CAN’T STAND SILLY HOES.
@ *****CATFUN,
YOU MADE ME SPILL MY DRINK EVERYWHERE LOL.
Whateva (the original, accept no substitutes)
7/30/09, 15:53:pm
11. Last one for me people – When she starts watching Waiting to Exhale and How Stella Got Her Groove Back again!
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 15:53:pm
LADIES,LADIES…ALTHOUGH I’VE BEEN CHEATED ON LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE…BUT, I ASURE YOU…THIS IS ALL IN FUN…IF I MADE YOU LAUGH..THEN MY JOB IS DONE HERE.
THANK GOD I FINALLY FOUND HAPPINESS WITH THE GUY I’M WITH NOW…….4 1/2 YEARS (SO FAR)
THESE ARE ALL FUNNY LITTLE FUNNIES…THAT’S IT
THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN
HAVE A BLESSED DAY!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 15:53:pm
You know the ***** cheating when you hitting the puzzy doggystyle hard ***** you could and she text messaging……lol
snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you'd do betta
7/30/09, 15:54:pm
11. Last one for me people – When she starts watching Waiting to Exhale and How Stella Got Her Groove Back again!
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For real? I’m go kill this *****….lol j/k
enkogkneegro
7/30/09, 15:57:pm
When washing your girls car and in the trunk you find a backpack containing lingere, stiletos, oils and a studded dog collar……..She probably *****in Snoop or Ice-T…lol
Lespir Je
7/30/09, 15:59:pm
WELL IT’S BEEN NICE TRYING TO CONTROL MY BLADDER WITH YALL. LOL BUT I AM A GYM RAT SO I HOPE THAT DON’T MAKE ME A SUSPECT TO MEN LOL. GOTTA GO KEEP IT TIGHT. MR. TONGUE KEEP DROPPIN’ KNOWLEDGE. AND *****CATFUN KEEP THE LAUGHS COMING..IM OUT. BYE
~MUAHS~
CAT EYES
7/30/09, 15:59:pm
@ Snoop
If you’re hitting it doggystyle and she’s texting,sorry the ***** is wack!She shouldn’t even have a phone near her!lol
ManUp
7/30/09, 16:00:pm
Now all of these can be misinterpreted, Bossip you gonna get all the women starting arguments and breaking up relationships for no damn reason.
1.) Senseless Arguments – TO A WOMAN ALL THINGS WE MEN ARGUE ABOUT IS SENSLESS!
2.) Frequently Threatens to Bail – MAYBE WE”RE JUST PREPARING HER THAT THE RELATIONSHIP IS JUST OVER
3.) Frequent Late Nights – SOMETIMES OUR JOB REALLY DOES REQUIRE US TO DO LATENIGHTS OR MAYBE WE’RE OUT BUYING CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR THE FAMILY AND DIDN’T WANT TO TELL?
4.) Random Overtime – LIKE ABOVE, SOMETIMES OUR FRIENDS WANT TO HANG OUT RANDOMLY.
5.) Spending Habits Change – MAYBE WE WANT OUR WOMAN TO TAKE US THE HELL OUT SOMETIME. MAYBE I’M JUST TRYING TO GET MY CREDIT CARDS STRAIGHT.
6.) Verbal Abuse – MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT SOMETIMES WE SAY STUFF AND IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS AND WE DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO. WOMAN ARE SENSITIVE SO THEY’LL SEE A LOT OF THINGS AS VERBAL ABUSE.
7.) He’s Suddenly a Gym Rat – MAYBE MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I NEED TO LOSE SOME POUNDS. MAYBE WHEN YOU COME WITH ME I LOSE MY FOCUS??
8.) He Starts Asking Hypothetical Questions – MAYBE THERE WAS SOME GOOD QUESTIONS THAT I GOT FROM READING BOSSIP THAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT??
9.) Deletes Cellular Communication – MAYBE I’M SAVING *****E ON MY CELL PHONE. MAYBE BECAUSE I DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW MY MAN IS CHEATIN ON HIS GIRL. MAYBE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU’RE VIOLATING MY PRIVACY SUCH THAT YOU HAVE A NEED TO CHECK MY STUFF?
10.) Condoms – OK YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE. IF I GOT CONDOMS I’M CHEATING OR HOPING I WILL BE CHEATING SOON.
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 16:03:pm
GOOD NIGHT LESPIR JE…I HAVE A GYM MEMBERSHIP TOO
I JUST NEED TO START GOING…LMAO!
I WENT TO THE GYM AND I STOPPED AT A SOUL FOOD SPOT AND PICKED UP SOME SHORT RIBS AND GRAVEY WITH WHITE RICE AND GREEN BEANS…THE SMELL OF THE FOOD FILLED UP THE GYM..AND I WAS ASKED TO LEAVE.
Oshie Reigns Supreme
7/30/09, 16:03:pm
This is not even needed because we all know coloreds cheat no matter what. It is mostly because their animal instincts since they are still full of ape blood.
Oshie Reigns Supreme
7/30/09, 16:05:pm
*****fun
Your fat ***** bought the gym membership to feel good about yourself but you never even broke a real sweat there. LMWAO And I am sure you call describe yourself as thick, get over it you are chuncky!
*****CATFUN
7/30/09, 16:07:pm
OSHIE, NEXT MONTH I WANT YOU TO LICK MY ***** *****…YOU S***** BAG *****!
no bueno
7/30/09, 16:09:pm
@ snoop… If he have glitter all over him and you don’t even wear glitter.
LMFAO. DEAD.
CAT EYES
7/30/09, 16:11:pm
Did anyone hear the latest? Arturo Gatti’s death has been ruled a suicide and his wife is being released!!!!!
no bueno
7/30/09, 16:18:pm
@ mydixiewrecked
when she starts shaving a “D” in her bikini area and your name is Wilbert…
I CAN’T BREATHE. BEST ADDITION TO THE LIST.
LMAO
Sunshine 305
7/30/09, 16:23:pm
You know your man is cheating when he comes home on a friday all tired and you ask him for his paycheck and he says he doesnt have any money because he just paid the rent, but you have a MORTGAGE. Then he says “oops” and runs out the door!
Been there....still doin it
7/30/09, 16:23:pm
If she claims he’s the gardener or the pool boy.
“Excuse me Ma’am, could I come inside for a drink of water?”
**cue music**
..*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*..
7/30/09, 16:24:pm
ladies cheat just as bad as men to!
one time i was beating this chick while she was on the phone with her man,so i started hitting it harder,and he was like whats wrong,she said i need to get of the phone,he said why? then she said i gotta go to church in the morning.i started laughing so *****ing hard i fell out the ***** and she end up getting caught. MADD GRIMEY! but that was one of the funniest moments in my life tho.
Sunshine 305
7/30/09, 16:25:pm
You know your man is cheating when his ***** smells like altoids!
***** you No Beuno, my ***** is funnier!
Oshie Reigns Supreme
7/30/09, 16:25:pm
TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR MAN IS CHEATING
1. HE IS BLACK
2. HE IS COLORED
3. HE IS A COON
4. HE IS BLACK
5. HE IS COLORED
6. HE IS A COON
7. HE IS BLACK
8. HE IS COLORED
9. HE IS BLACK
10. HE IS COLORED
Sunshine 305
7/30/09, 16:25:pm
or summers eve!
CAT EYES
7/30/09, 16:28:pm
I think the best way for a man to know a woman could be doing some bull***** is when back in the day,when he would say he’s going out she would tell him things like”baby I want you home with me” and now when he tells her he’s going out,she actually helps him get dressed!!!!!!!lol
Shane
7/30/09, 16:41:pm
I’m TOO glad my gf doesn’t read Bossip! I got exposed on number 1,2 and 9!! Then she has these feelings thats super CREEPY!! Yes- a woman’s instinct is a Powerful scary thing.
Mr. Tongue Bath
7/30/09, 16:57:pm
Oshie’s Family (Brother and Father)
Mr. Tongue Bath
@ Oshie’s Family (Brother and Father) Mr. Bush isn’t the president anymore and you are in the wrong thread…SOOOO look at the ground and run as fast as you can into a brick wall
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shut up little short fat ***** wearing a white ghetto suit with white shoes!!!
LOL if only I was fat or my suit was ghetto, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, but hey its life, and I am too grown to be arguing and name calling over the internet SOOOO look at the ground and run as fast as you can into a brick wall…
I'm Just ME
7/30/09, 17:00:pm
You forgot a GOOD one Bossip. If your man suddenly stops giving you the good business, I mean for real for real. He is just going through the motions sexually he is cheating and yes I have seen it done and yes it has been done to me. I mean you can tell when you are getting leftovers….if your man is giving you leftovers in the bedroom….be wary.
KR
7/30/09, 17:18:pm
WHATS GOOD FOR THE GANDER ALSO APPLIES TO THE GOOSE
1. FIXING HER HAIR ALL OF A SUDDEN NOT NORMAL
2. HANGING WITH HER GIRLS ALOT
3. WORKING LATE OR ON WEEKENDS
4. SMILING WHEN YOU FUSS
5. GOING TO VISIT HER MOTHER ALL OF A SUDDEN
6. DON’T ANSWER CELL PHONE AFTER LEAVING FOR HOURS
7. TALKING QUIET OR BASIC ON THE PHONE
8. STAYING LATE AFTER CLUB CLOSE
9. GETTING HER GIRLFRIENDS TO LIE FOR HER
10. SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME DROPPIN OFF AT BABY DADDY’S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oshie's Family (Brother and Father)
7/30/09, 17:40:pm
@ Oshie Reigns Supreme
10 ways to tell if your mother is really your sister:
white *****
white *****
white *****
white *****
white *****
white *****
white *****
white *****
white *****
white *****
aqueenwaits
7/30/09, 17:42:pm
@KR – those are great and very accurate!
U people are sooooooo funny! When I need a pick me up, I come here.
When I’m feeling black and radical, I come here.
When I want to know the neopolitan scoop first, I come here.
So Bossip, keep putting in those relationship articles. Most of us appreciate them. They are interesting and informative. And besides that, the advice is free and good.
I ain’t made at *****ody today……..well, atleast at this moment. Check back with me in 5.
white male
7/30/09, 17:42:pm
Oshie
-I was surprised to see you post my post from another threat on this thread. That’s fine if you agree with me but your negative posts aren’t helping my reputation. Racism is bad Oshie. I am trying to stop racism against whites and against all.
Oshie's Family (Brother and Father)
7/30/09, 17:43:pm
Mr. Tongue Bath
Oshie’s Family (Brother and Father)
Mr. Tongue Bath
@ Oshie’s Family (Brother and Father) Mr. Bush isn’t the president anymore and you are in the wrong thread…SOOOO look at the ground and run as fast as you can into a brick wall
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shut up little short fat ***** wearing a white ghetto suit with white shoes!!!
LOL if only I was fat or my suit was ghetto, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, but hey its life, and I am too grown to be arguing and name calling over the internet SOOOO look at the ground and run as fast as you can into a brick wall…
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unless that WHITE suit you have on is an Armani or something comparable, or maybe a tuxedo, IT IS GHETTO SON!!!!
aqueenwaits
7/30/09, 17:46:pm
@ I’m just Me
—-dang GF, I forgot about that one! That happened to me twice and then after they understood the 90/10 rule, their ashy *****es tried to come back and I just farted right in their face and I also flipped my hair. They never got this dynamite EVUH again. POW!!!
Oshie's Family (Brother and Father)
7/30/09, 17:46:pm
@ WHITE SUIT TONGUE BATH
YOU ARE A LITTLE SHORT ***** *****A HUH? YOU LOOK TO BE ABOUT 5′ 1″ – HELL YOU ARE SHORTER THAN A FILIPINO W*****! LOL
YOU Xpose
7/30/09, 17:51:pm
@ManUp
Thank You so much for breaking it down and bringing forth a more hopeful and encouraging view from your standpoint.
I was getting ready to say, this is really BAD. In all honesty, I was getting ready to cry. I know you guys are having fun which is OK but reading all these comments and Bossip’s article brought back some PAINFUL memories.
So ManUp, I thank you for that with all my heart. Really
..*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*..
7/30/09, 18:12:pm
oshie
why have you been so mean lately?? i thought you were cool.
I'm Just ME
7/30/09, 18:49:pm
@ KR
NOOOOOOOOO!! I stay smiling and smirking in the argument and I AM NOT CHEATING! I promise. But for real, I just be doing that to prevent myself for cussing his azz the hell out.
@ A Queen
It done happened to me several times (with the same dude). I done had the garbage given to me! I mean for real. But you know what. I am sexually more experienced than him now anyway, his loss is someone else’s gain!
Facts
7/30/09, 18:53:pm
I’m Just ME
I am sexually more experienced than him now anyway, his loss is someone else’s gain!
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ahhh…does that mean you are a full time w***** now?
i done gave up that narcotic
7/30/09, 19:23:pm
Most women can tell thier man is cheating through pure intuition…your gut never lies !
Hot*****o79
7/30/09, 19:29:pm
Ahh man I wanna hang out with *****catfun and Re I know them chicks will keep me in stitches all day…still laughing about bringing the food to the gym and being asked to leave
Oh and whoever said that line “the *****’s been tampered with” OMG WHEEEEEWWWW–CL*****IC!!
Somalia
7/30/09, 21:05:pm
DROP KICK ME JESUS!!!
I need a asthma pump after all this. I thought I might learn something, instead I got a mean dose of comic relief!
I am still in tears and I do believe I *****ed myself a couple of times ..[shakes head in disgrace]
deedy
7/30/09, 21:11:pm
thanks bossip!!!
pretti brown
7/30/09, 23:16:pm
Please! If your man is displaying any of this type of behavior who gives a ***** if he’s cheating leave his ***** because he doesn’t really like you. Why would anyone want to be in a relationship where they feel like someone is cheating, if you feel this way bounce it’s not worth it looking through phones and following people around. If they are not spending time with you making you feel like the baddest chick or dude in the game, someone else will, provided you have enough sense to keep it moving
Devinair
7/31/09, 00:47:am
First and foremost, the guy in the picture is ME!-Devinair! lol. Not sure that this was the right pic to post for this specific topic, however i was very flattered. NOTE: I am NOT a cheater though lol.
I was reading some of the trend topics and they are seemed a bit interesting. Ive witnessed a few of my boy when it comes to #8. Thats something ive heard plenty of times come out theyre mouths. But fellas out there, if u got that special person (who you dont cheat on) make sure to lock it in, and put a ring on it.
Devinair
Twitter.com/Devinair.
Devinair
7/31/09, 00:47:am
PS….
I know i did.
THA TRUTH
7/31/09, 00:50:am
Take it from 15 year cheater never develop habits and always be unpredicatable every day you will never get caught never do the same thing twice and only cheat if time permits it if you got to rearrange stuff to cheat don’t
tony
7/31/09, 01:39:am
I am waiting to see the 10 ways to tell SHE is cheating because women cheat too, its 2009, they are cheating and doing a good job of it, then they use that lame excuse “Men being doing it for years”
GI JOE
7/31/09, 02:39:am
if your girl says she is on her period 2 weeks in a roll, she is cheating.
miso
7/31/09, 03:58:am
Number one sign that a man is cheating:
He seems really happy!
Eva
7/31/09, 04:09:am
when he calls you “accidentally” Nicole 5 times in one day and your name is Michelle… your relationship now involves 3 ppl.
*this ish goes both ways)*
Funny lines ppl!!! I’m still laughing and need to wipe some tears from my eyes.
NotTrue
7/31/09, 05:22:am
I do all of the above and Im not cheating…
Liyah_13
7/31/09, 15:20:pm
thank you so much for the advice so now i can tell whether a guy im with is cheating on me. I will surely use this in the future and persent…….
Mr. Tongue Bath
8/1/09, 18:24:pm
@ Oshie’s Family (Brother and Father
The suit is cream colored. It was custom made and guess what, Gasps it is Armani. Unlike most people I can afford nice things, and I am in no way ghetto in nothing I say and do. Oh yeah, I am 5′9, not I am not tall, but I am not short either SOOOO once again, look at the ground and run, run, run, as fast as you can into a brick wall.