Blast From the Past: Damn Lisa Turtle, Lay Off the Foundation

Posted on August 4th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Blast From the Past, Kim Kardashian, Melanie Brown/Scary Spice, News, Seen on the Scene

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Damn, it was crackin over at Mr. Chow’s in Hollyweird last night…Latoya Jackson, Mel B, LaLa, Kim Kardashian, the little jawn from the Pussycat Dolls, and last but not least…little Lark Voorhies. Come on now Lark, why the f*ck you put all that goddamn make up on your face, and it doesn’t even match your skin tone???

We guess it could be worse. She could look like Latoya’s ole white and knifed up a$s. Flip the script to see everyone in action…

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  • Negrodamus Believes

    Lol she look like Dave Chappelle “white-face” or one of those silverback gorillas in “Congo”..That don’t make no sense. Lil Kim must have opened up her own line of cosmetics.

  • c dizz

    2nd

  • the_dom

    bronze

  • BlackDiamondcenter

    Whoooo

  • nobody cares

    i absolutely hate seeing black women with the powder face look. first of all, we don’t need a lot of make-up, secondly, it reeks of insecurity. you’re too pretty for that lark

  • mz.cee ♥

    Said it before; Lark aint aging too well!
    Why’s LaToya going bare midriff at her age (yea even if skinny and all), plain tacky!

  • CAT EYES

    WTF?

  • Gaviota

    she is a NATURALLY Gorgeous woman!!! YOU DON’T NEED ALL THAT MAKEUP LARK….

  • http://bossip miss dior

    Pc Melody is a cute girl.

  • Gaviota

    did she look in the mirror before leaving her house???

  • num1dominicano

    look at Lark’s hands….they look old as hell..

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  • Gaviota

    I wonder if that’s her mom with her in one of the pics.. and if it is, why did she let her leave the house looking like a clown?

  • Redd Foxxx(Pretty Wings)

    Damn Lisa WTF????

  • Gaviota

    @Dominicano

    who looks at hands??? if anything that’s good… it means that she does household work like any normal woman.. LOL

  • Dr. Heather

    She doesn’t look like herself in these pictures…like she’s had ‘work’ done…

  • I hear that

    that isn’t her, I don’t believe it no way!

  • Angee

    I am going to blame the lighting and the angle. That can’t be Lark Voohies!!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    Wow. This was very very disheartening early in the morning and shit. Look at her hands?

    Is she 50 years old? Was “Saved By The Bell” THAT long ago?

    All I can do is SMH.

  • Jamaican Princess

    This is wrong on so many levels. What is going on with the foundation? Hands and feet looking a little crusty. She needs a do-over.

  • Gaviota

    ohhhhh boy! here comes Glok!

  • Glok9n: Lev 20:13

    THAT BYTCH DONT LOOK REAL AT ALL ,..SHE LOOK PLASTIC!

  • Angee

    Glok, you always hold it down for the sistas!! Thanks! :D

  • Angee

    Somebody needs to do some research, or get a better picture. That is not Lark Voorhies!!

  • Glok9n: Lev 20:13

    Gaviota !
    OHH KNOW HERE COMES YOU!,..YOU MUST DONT LIKE ME HUH?,..AND FUK A JOB ,..OK!

  • Gaviota

    maybe she’s preparing for a role as a Geisha!! LOL

  • Glok9n: Lev 20:13

    ANGEE B!
    NO REALLY THANK YOU, AND SISTAZ LIKE YOU HOLDING IT DOWN!

  • blackbeltshopper

    LARK!! oh my…her looks didnt hold up long…she look older than Oprah and the payless pumps is on a whole didnt level…somebody WIPE her DOWN!!

  • Gaviota

    @Glok

    I don’t know you to NOT like you! but you are always here 24/7…. just saying! and what do you man F**** a job? how do you support yourself?

  • Kristi

    It’s not foundation she is just ashy… look at her ankles.. same color.

  • Gaviota

    typo! what do you mean?

  • Gaviota

    @ Glok

    and not to mention you have a potty mouth!!

  • http://BOSSIP KR

    I HATE WHEN PEOPLE WHO DON’T NEED MAKE UP USE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Glok9n: Lev 20:13

    GAVIOTA !
    IM HERE 24/7 PLZ LIKE I SAID YOU TOO AND EVERYBODY ELSE,.. YOU BE LURKING MOST LIKELY RIGHT? ,..IM A THOUSANDNAIRE, FUK A JOB ,…I GOT IT MADE!

  • no bueno

    she’s so cute, she really doesn’t need all that makeup. her and the rest of the cast of saved by the bell are on the cover of this week’s people mag, btw. she looks more like herself on the cover.

  • Glok9n: Lev 20:13

    GAVIOTA!
    IF YOU’RE FEMALE ,..I’LL THROW A PARTY IN YOURRR MOUTH !

  • MistaO

    Bet money, Lark on them rocks…

  • Glok9n: Lev 20:13

    SHE LOOK LIKE A WAX FIGURE..OR JUST HYPNOTIZED !

  • BE

    Lark looking all messed up…..wow

  • TheMostAmiable

    This is a damn wax figure. Not the real person. Duuuhhh.

  • TheMostAmiable

    LOL!! Yeah, sad to say it could very well be her.

  • elle

    ewww Lisa ewww ma

  • Ummmmmm….

    She looks a bit LaToya Jacksonish to me….

  • VJ

    Everything is off about Lark in these pics. Head to toe….SMH. Please retire the shoes, or at least polish them, damn.

  • Alicia

    Lawd…Lark doesnt even look like herself! She should have checked make-up in better light!

  • I Knew It

    So…….Latoya got Vitiligo too?

  • I Knew It

    Lark got to be sick, there is no other explanation.

  • Bklyn_Chick

    Why Lark?! Why!? I was just talking about how good you looked in People in the SBTB reunion cover and you had to leave your house looking this?

  • reader

    I know someone who used to be married to her. She is supposedly a little crazy in the head. Anyway, someone should have definitely said, “No, no boo boo that ain’t the look you need.” She is way too good-looking to do that to herself. She was the pretty girl before Christina Milian. They remind me of one another.

  • WordtotheWise

    I hear that

    that isn’t her, I don’t believe it no way!
    ————————————————-
    I thought the same thing! So many times people have some kind of resemblance to their former selves, but she doesn’t look at all like she used too.

  • SOMER

    LARK must be broke down financially. That is swap meet beauty supply store make up that she has on. They type I could only afford when I was in college. I wore it once & decided I didn’t need make up.

    Latoya eyes look like she got into Michael’s pill stash. She look dead behind the eyes. Yeah, I know she just lost her brother but why is she at the spot where all the C, D, and F listed celebs go to be seen.

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    YIKES! :(

    Sh’e still fine but WTF is she doing?

  • Maria

    Lark is a cute girl, but she does look rather ghostly in this pic. Maybe she was trying out new make-up and didn’t realize how bad she looked til after she left the house…think?

  • http://Bossip Kimberley

    Looks like a death mask.

  • Cande

    With all that makeup on she looks casket sharp.

  • Sloppy Seconds are for Losers

    Wow, Lark looking a bonafide mess. Lark and Melanie Brown need no makeup on their gorgeous brown skin.

    Dnt know what it is but LaLa bores me to tears.

    Kim K> take a look at Latoya and see your future!!!

  • http://yahoo.com hot sauce

    She used to be so pretty what in the world happened. She had to be in the dark when she put that on.

  • *ballerina*

    damn she look like she just came from a funeral…and i mean she look like she said “im not done with life” and got out of the casket…maybe the dead look is in because latoya, kim and lala faces looked like they just came from a mortician insted of a beautician

  • eveinthegarden

    Hard to believe…Lark looks wayyyyyyyyyyy diff.

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  • Winona

    What’s up with those busted shoes? Well she is still my favorite character on that show! She is so pretty!

  • BlkRayne

    I believe she might have that disease that changes the pigment of her skin. Look at her legs and feet, they are two different colors. (SOMETHING AINT RIGHT)

  • Mrs. Big

    Oh poor Lark… she looks terrible. That make-up is just awful and wrong like her sense of fashion…dreadful!

  • MADE.IN.NY

    SMH. La La stay having “the uniform” on. She needs to gain her own sense of style and stop trying to be a clone.

  • MADE.IN.NY

    “…and i mean she look like she said “im not done with life” and got out of the casket…”
    _____________________________________________________

    LOL. Good one.

  • lady LaLa

    OMG!! that is Lark!??? I only realized it was her AFTER reading a comment! cause I sure was trying to figure out where the hell she was in the pictures! OMG.. Black females were blessed with beautiful skin.. shame she is ruining hers with all that make-up/ foundation. She looks a good 45-50 in that picture..

  • Peenut

    DAMN………. ID STILL HIT IT

  • cturtle

    Kim looks plastic

  • sixfoota

    Leave Lark alone!

  • JUDY

    Lisa is still pretty(she looks horrible here)she just needs a good make-up artist asap.

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    I think Lark looks beautiful underneath and was just a victim of unfortunate make-up.

    Lark,pop by the “Field Negro” site. He’s been looking all over for your cute self!

  • big boi

    LaToya needs to sit the hell down and quit with them big ole tiddys. Lark…go to the makeup counter..Kim K is hanging with La La to get a new pro-baller????

  • http://www.freewebs.com/bestsexever christylove

    Lark has VITILAGO. Same skin disease Michael Jackson had. RIP Mike. I didn’t realize it till I looked at her feet.Bless her heart. Miss ya Lark!

  • barb

    ROTFLMAO @ “Damn Lisa Turtle, Lay Off the Foundation”

    that is soooooooooo funny to me.
    i will be saying that for many years to come!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

    Lark looks like she just got up off of a mortician’s gurney.

  • Not her Fault

    I don’t think that the foundation is her fault, I’ve had it happen to me as well….it is Mac foundation STUDIO FIX. STUDIO FIX and flash photography don’t match.

  • T-Bird

    She looks like Coretta King in that pic

  • cuteguy32

    she was pretty back in the 8os nuw shs lukks terrible

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