Friday, March 21st, 2008

Quote of the Day

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Chris Rock jokes about how it would be if there was a black first lady:

“I don’t think a black woman can be first lady of the United States. Yeah, I said it! A black woman can be president, no problem. First lady? Can’t do it. You know why? Because a black woman cannot play the background of a relation ship. Just imagine telling your black wife that you’re president? ‘Honey, I did it! I won! I’m the president.’ ‘No, we the president! And I want my girlfriends in the Cabinet! I want Kiki to be secretary of state! She can fight!’ “

We all know Michelle Obama is the hottest chick in the game. She’s going to make it rain as our first lady, YES WE CAN!

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Comments(236) on “Quote of the Day”

  1. WHO CARES! WOMP WOMP

    first *****essssssssss

  2. Milio

    He is sooo boring. Next!

  3. Curiousfemme78

    funny but irrelevant

  4. seely

    second baaatches

  5. trendydiva1987

    this is pure ignorance…..top 5

  6. uptowngirl

    He keeps bringing the NOT FUNNY!! Next please.

  7. trendydiva1987

    this is stupid…top five

  8. Ebonyize

    Why is he looking at her like that??? The look on his face is priceless!


  9. CHRIS STICK TO EVERY BODY HATES CHRIS WITH YOUR LOONEY TUNE LOOKING *****

  10. It'sBritney*****

    hahahahahaha that is like so true…

  11. Doc

    Chris Rock jokes are staring to get boring . i do not find anything funny about that.

  12. Phenomenal Me... Ms. Dee

    Wow… what a buck-toothed dummy! He should stfu, cuz his wife sure played the back while he was out getting backs from whomever was pressed enough to lay down with his ugly azz!!!!

    So NOT funny!!!

  13. msindependent

    his brother is way funnier then him

  14. HereIambaby

    Why does someone discriminate black? I don’t think love is just belongs to white. I’m a black and but my hubby is white. We met at blackcentury.com which tell us love is color blind. Our love proved this. I hope each one will not discriminate blacks.

  15. And...

    Those jokes used to be kind of funny in the 90’s. It’s 2008, they aren’t quite as entertaining, matter of fact it’s kind of corny.

    I have friends that can’t & won’t fight for ish…so it’s like womp waah – next Black woman joke please.

    Bring back the old Def Comedy Jam when Martin was the host or HBO One Night Stand – now that was funny. Robin Harris, Bernie Mac (I aint scared of you mfkas!), Chris Tucker w/the thick eyebrows & mean mug…

  16. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    I like Chris Rock. He displays the black man’s burden. When he was broke and poor he had to settle for a negress wife and when fame came he took his fill of European delicacies. I expect him to only progress upwards from now on.

  17. And...

    By the way…just as Danny Glover will always remind me of Mister (The Color Purple), Chris Rock will always – I mean first and foremost be Pookie to me or need to drop the quote “How much for an order of ribs? Damn! Well how much is it for one rib?”

  18. liquidackee

    He may have already set the bar for the dumbest statement of the millenium…Way to go Chris…and who da foq is Kiki?

  19. rosemarybaby

    chris rock will NEVER be funny he needs to sit down i hate self-loathing blacks he making jokes so m*****a will think he funny again a cl*****ic case of “**********ness” thanks puff for the term

  20. liquidackee

    and how do i get my gravatar up?

  21. fan

    good

  22. msindependent88

    yeh back in 90s he was funny

  23. Duquan

    OBAMA IS DONE. HE MADE A BIG MISTAKE BY ALIGNING HIMSELF WITH THAT BIGOT PASTOR AND ITS GOING TO COST HIM THE JOB OF PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.!!

  24. shameca

    hello

  25. Nat Turna

    That was funny!! and also true. its one of the main reasons why 70% of african-american women are single.

    notice that every comment on here that says it was not funny is from a women.

    Black women learn how to pump ya brakes a little and stop trying to dominate the relationship and you might find a good man.


  26. HIS CONTRACT MUST BE ABOUT TO EXPIRE……AND HE’S LOOKIN FOR CORPORATE ATTENTION

  27. Black, yet very well educated

    I like my partners to be demure and ladylike therefore I am yet to date a black woman. I’m open to the idea though if I meet one intelligent and feminine enough. I know the chances are unlikely.


  28. Challow everyone, and TGIF! I never thought Chris Rock was hilariously funny, but I guess I can understand what he’s saying

  29. Kompton's Kutie

    @msindependent

    his brother is way funnier then him

    ——————————-

    I agree. “Chocolate Sundaes” at the Laugh Factory, he is hillarious!


  30. dammmm! what is her meaning?i just saw it at equestriancupid. com/photo/ orange.view me ,chat with me !

  31. me888

    Chris Rock has fallen of late. And his memory is unhilariously short: don’t we all remember Hillary’s best 90s quote, “We are the President!”

  32. Kompton's Kutie

    Hell we might need to go find Kiki. I bet we wouldn’t have anymore terrorists attacks!

    Treating Kiki if you want to!

  33. Kompton's Kutie

    *Treating…Threaten

  34. Lady Architect

    Ummm ok I didn’t really find this too funny. Chris Rock what’s going on? I think he’s getting old.


  35. she is such a nice lady, I like her very much.

  36. KeKe

    I love u Bossip for recognizing the REAL!! Michelle Obama is the Hottest CHick in the Game!!! Beautiful, Cl*****y and Strong !! GO BOSSIP!! LOVES IT!!!!

  37. jogger

    I’m tired of black women being portrayed as tactless and loud. It is reflecting on our youth. My neices think being a ’strong’ woman means getting *****ed off and loud over every little thing. I tell them being strong means being dignified and successful.


  38. I THINK if a woman is beautiful ,i will no t care about their colorS.like sexy girls on lovebiker,I,m happy to date with them

  39. Its6amHogetOut

    @Jogger

    what’s corrupting your young nieces mind is the tattooed breast Fantasia and Mary J Blidge are rocking..Or maybe it’s “Khia’s” filthy lyrics and her advice in magazine columns. Black women for once own up to your foul and unproductive ways! Chris Rock is wrong for this quote, but stop making black men the root of evil in all black women problems

  40. YAHH!! TRICK!! YAHHHHH!!!

    that pic is funny. like frying ants with a magnifying gl***** funny.

  41. Sarafina

    And…

    Those jokes used to be kind of funny in the 90’s. It’s 2008, they aren’t quite as entertaining, matter of fact it’s kind of corny.

    _______________________________________

    Cosign

  42. Southern Belle 225

    @FAW…good morning cuz! whacha know good?

    Good Morning to the rest of the Bossip regs.

    I like Chris. He isn’t the funniest comic in the world but I like his HBO specials and I love everybody hates chris. Me and my daughter watch it together faitfully. It wasn’t that funny but I understand what he’s saying.

  43. Old Timer

    White culture is patriarchal. A patriarchal society is male-dominated, male-identified, and male-centered. Men hold a great majority of the positions of authority within their society. For example, men typically occupy top positions in politics, business, religion, and in the home.

    Black culture is predominately matriarchal. The African –American culture is female-dominated, female-identified, and mainly female-centered, especially in the home. Black men are dispensable (high murder rate) and mostly irrelevant.

    White men and black women both define their cultures from their perspectives.

  44. dayg715

    ^^^^^^

    STFU. that makes absolutely NO sense.

  45. temeka foster not usher wife lol

    WHAT IS CHIRS ROCK IS LOOKING AT? ISNT THAT MEN MARRYED? DAME LIKE HE NEVER SAW BREAST BEFORE.

  46. Da R

    why does chris rock still have a career? he is the corniest MF since will smith. black people will laugh at ANYTHING.

  47. Its6amHogetOut

    @Old Timer

    That comment was an insult to anyone who thinks. Not only did it not make sense, I’m afraid you get your policies from “Scientology bloggers”. You should kill yourself now and save the burden you’ll only present your family in the latter years.


  48. HEY THERE Southern Belle 225

    HOW MY CUZ DOIN TODAY I HAVE SOME EASTER CANDY FOR YOU….LOL

  49. dapdap

    How did this quote get to be a generalization of all black women blaming black men for their problems.  I know plenty of different types of black women, Its6amHogetOut,Black, yet very well educated,Nat Turna, and Swirl King? I did read where a black woman quoted anything stereotypical of black men. However, since you brought it up let me just say I’m sure loads of black women would be happy to hand over the reigns as head of household as soon as some of your counterparts (see how I didn’t blame all black men for the transgressions of a few) would get on their “grown man” and start taking care of their children, find jobs in other fields besides all aspiring to be rappers and selling drugs (oh and I don’t want to hear the white man brings it in the country, it’s still a choice you make as an individual to sell it. If you are that good at math and cooking drugs, ever though about a career in accounting maybe pharmacy?), and start treating us like you want to be treated. Some of our black men forget they aren’t the only ones that are considered second cl***** citizens. We go through it with you. A vast majority of the time we have to carry you weak *****es through it. It was the black women of olde that were considered bedwarmers, had to not only breast feed their children but their white slave owners children too. Black females of today have endured just as much injustice (i.e Tarika Wilson and child), but it seems the only time some black men choose to be with a black woman is when he is down and out and need to be carried, let him get up on his luck, you think the spoils are shared with us, Nope. You find someone of a different race to take care of forgetting who took care of you when you were less than nothing. So for this reason,black women have had to do what they needed to do. We will no longer be stepped on and take the shyt you bring. A higher number of black women are in college and are college graduates because they don’t need the drama. Too many black men are scared to grow up and face the world. Black women are human being just as every other race in this world and deserve to be happy, angry, loud, sad, disenchanted, and every other feeling that other races in the world are too. why should we lay down and continue to be the whipping boy for everyone else to dump their problems and misconceptions on.

  50. victory is mine

    who cares what Pookie thinks….

  51. Its6amHogetOut

    @Dapdap

    All the negative comments about black men on here have come from women with bad experiences. Well you are what you attract. ***** attracts flies don’t it? The Swirl King attracts European goddesses don’t it? The best way to be a positive person in society, is to surround yourself with positive persons! Don’t sleep with “aspiring rappers” and “drug dealers”.. That’s YOUR MOTHER*****ING FAULT!


  52. I disagree with these statements from Chris Rock. He has truly forgot where he came from. Black women have it bad enough with the white man calling us nappy heads hoes, we don’t need Chris helping the rappers degrade black women. Joke or not. When you go to his concert he has a ninety nine percent black audience making that money for him. But how much has gone to the black ghetto he grew up in. It’s time to come up with some better jokes Chris.

  53. Make the haters my motivators

    why is he starin at rihanna’s *****ETS?

    bossip had to throw in rihanna in thos conversation, u all cant live without her.

    RIHANNA, u look good.


  54. I don’t mean any harm…but was I suppose to find that funny? is he trying to call Michelle ghetto? I must have missed something.

  55. SDMH

    What an ignorant n*gger statement..

    Not a day goes by that the black male ceases to remind me that he is, remains and will always be the biggest threat to the black woman, PERIOD!! Black women it it time to do you and leave this ignorant coon s***** behind..

    Apparently white America feels the same way about black men or one of them would have been in office by now..

    SMDH!!!

  56. Black Barbie

    Chris should put his eyes back in his head…he’s staring at Rihanna’s back a little TOO hard!

  57. Isla

    Chris Rock is just a self-hating black man. The only thing these stereotypical jokes do is set us back 200 years. He’s probaby just talking about his wife.

  58. dapdap

    First of all let me correct some of the typos that I thought I had corrected: 1.I did read where a black woman quoted anything stereotypical of black men. This should be I DIDN’T.

    2. That shouldn’t have been a question mark after the names.

    3. I did not generalize all black men, I made examples of some situations I’ve heard of.

    4. I don’t nor have I ever thought about the idea of entertaining an aspiring rapper or drug dealer.

    5. My comment was just like yours, to express my malcontent with the way SOME black men act towards black women. The only difference is I didn’t say ALL.

    6. My comment was to give black women a voice in all the disdain shown for them on a daily basis on this site, on television, and in everyday life. Black women have had to be strong, loud, and aggressive because too many of our men cower behind us insted of standing up for us. I’m a very positive person. I’m also very outspoken and will not stand to see all black women generalized. It’s gone to far. We aren’t just hoes, w*****s, *****es, baby mamas. Oh and here is some food for thought, if black women are unmarriable and aren’t the ones getting married, who’s to blame for the high divorce rate in this country? ( I know that was completely off the subject, but I just thought I’d throw it out there.) So Its6amHogetOut don’t take this as a personal attack on your character, it was just in response to your post among others. I don’t even know you, so how could I possibly judge you. Think about it. My eyes are wide open.

  59. SDMH

    “Well you are what you attract. ***** attracts flies don’t it?”

    Black men being ***** and these good sistas out here trying to be good women to their useless ***** black males are the FLIES!!

    Now the minute the black woman stands behind you *****ing apes you make ignorant *****ing comments like this but the minute she says ***** the black man then she’s emasculating him or “feeding into the white mans plan to separate us”..

    Black men have such unrealistic views of what a woman should be and until he comes off his unearned high horse and accepts that there are TWO people in a relationship who deserve EQUAL respect, his relationships are going to continue to fall apart regardless of the race of his mate but especially with black women..

  60. soulwoman

    Chris’ comment was very ignorant and a slap in the face to Black women. I’m really sick of the self hate. It’s pathetic.

  61. SDMH

    “Chris Rock is just a self-hating black man. The only thing these stereotypical jokes do is set us back 200 years. He’s probaby just talking about his wife.”

    As some ignorant coon said further up “***** attracts flies”..

    Perhaps thats the type of black women his monkey ***** attracts..

  62. Princess Me

    Chris Rock displayed nothing but ignorance in that statement. His point is ridiculous because we all know that Hilary Clinton was president while Bill was messing around with ugly fat girls

  63. Nat Turna

    @dapdap

    first off i would like to say that you sound very bitter. Secondly i would like to say that i recognize the historical and social importance of black women in our society. but like some one said before, young black girls are being taught that being a “strong” black women means that you have to have a nasty attituted and become a difficult person to get along with. which is why i said before 70% of black women are single(if you dont believe me look it up). young girls learn this because most of them grew up in single parent homes with bitter mothers who did not teach them what kind of brotha they should choose for themselves.

    but on the flip side i also agree with you when you say that these deadbeats need to man-up and take care of their seeds

    i understand that black women are strong people…i was raised by one. what im saying is slow it down a little and give your “man” and opportunity to be a man. and if he’s a drug dealer or an aspiring rapper then kick his sorry ***** to the curb and find a brother thats got it together. but make sure you get it together first cuz just like Its6amHogetOut said, “you are what you attract”

    1luv

    FREE MUMIA!!!

  64. SDMH

    “I don’t nor have I ever thought about the idea of entertaining an aspiring rapper or drug dealer.”

    Again, thisis a perfect example of the black man projecting is *****ed up issues on the black woman.. Because a rapper, drug dealer or athlete (all positions any ignorant uneducated clown can accomplish) is all he aspires to be – he some how convinces himself that’s all black women want.. He is shifting his worthlessness on us, that’s all..

    SMDH!!

  65. SDMH

    “young girls learn this because most of them grew up in single parent homes with bitter mothers who did not teach them what kind of brotha they should choose for themselves.”

    So now a woman, single mother, who teaches her daughter to be strong, go out there, get her own and don’t behold to any man to give you what you want or need even if it means going for self first – has to be bitter??

    WOW with comments like this I guess we are some of our own worse enemy too, huh??

    SMDH!!

  66. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    I’m shocked and appalled at the hatred being shown to black man Adam from many here.

    Also Bossip that photo is a bad look for Chris. No self respecting brotha wants to be shown as eyeing a negress. It’s all camera trickery I’m sure.

  67. Old Timer

    Black women understand that if it’s going to get done, they will be the ones that will have to do it!! Bottom line……….whether it is work, children or community, black women wil be doing the bulk of the work.

  68. Isla

    Swirl King, why do you bother to post on here? Go back to your master’s house and fry some chicken for their blue-eyed daughters.

  69. SDMH

    “White culture is patriarchal. A patriarchal society is male-dominated, male-identified, and male-centered. Men hold a great majority of the positions of authority within their society. For example, men typically occupy top positions in politics, business, religion, and in the home.

    Black culture is predominately matriarchal. The African –American culture is female-dominated, female-identified, and mainly female-centered, especially in the home. Black men are dispensable (high murder rate) and mostly irrelevant.

    White men and black women both define their cultures from their perspectives.”

    AMEN!! Excellently said!!

    And its always comical to be how the black society is matriarchal and the black woman tends to be the breadwinner but the black man – after all her hard work – expects the black woman to step down and worship his non contributing ***** and if she doesn’t then she’s “emasculating” him..

    SMDH!!!

  70. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    The black man was created directly in God’s image people. Yeah thats right if you diss a black man you’re dissing God. Think on that for a second.

  71. Southern Belle 225

    @FAW..I have some easter eggs for you!!! :)

  72. I'm Just Me

    HE HAS BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS..THIS IS NOT NEW!!

  73. Its6amHogetOut

    @SMDH

    What NAT TURNA was saying is a lot of these females don’t understand “partner choosing”…because those bitter moms didn’t do anything but ***** about black men and how they ain’t *****, when that mom should have been supportive of her daughter and instill in her good moral fiber. That will in turn make that daughter’s choices in life better.

  74. SDMH

    “The black man was created directly in God’s image people. Yeah thats right if you diss a black man you’re dissing God. Think on that for a second.”

    Whatever n*gger..

    Even if you buy that biblical fairytale, God very quickly created Eve as Adam’s EQUAL team member!!! They did everything together.. Eve was not walking around kissing Adam’s ***** or worshipping like black men expect women to do..

    Get the hell on with that BULL*****!!

  75. Isla

    There needs to be a way to ban people from this site.


  76. @ MY CUZ

    THANK YOU BAYYYYYYYBAYYY!! :)

    —————————————–

    LMOL @ ISLA AND TELL HIM TO BRING ME SOME OF THEM GOOD SHOES

  77. Nat Turna

    Because a rapper, drug dealer or athlete (all positions any ignorant uneducated clown can accomplish

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    You see thats the bitter, nothing is never good enough attitude im talking about. it takes a lot of skill and education about the game to be a professional athlete in any sport, and also with being a succesful rapper and although i dont condone it alot of the D-boys out there are very smart people they just took the easy way out or feel a sense of hopelessness. im not suprised by your comments at all cuz it typical for my sistas. no matter what a brotha does. if all brothas decided they wanted to be doctors, lawyers, and professors you would eventually find a problem with that too.

  78. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    @ SMDH

    White woman Eve took her place besides black man Adam in Eden. This equal union of magnetic attraction is God’s given definition of paradise.

    Criticise or remove either half and you’re preaching the devil’s word.

  79. SDMH

    “because those bitter moms didn’t do anything but ***** about black men and how they ain’t *****”

    Why do you clowns always *****ume a single mother is sitting around focused on *****g some *****ing black piece of ***** who wasn’t man enough to be a father to his child?? Do you really believe black kids are that damn dumb that they can’t see on their own that a man who abandons his kids aint *****?? Why do you *****ume the mother has to be sitting around *****g him.. She doesn’t need to.. He dogged himself, in those kids eyes, when it was easier for him sorry ***** to skip out than to be a man..

    The black man is so focused on someone else *****g him or making him look bad that he often misses how he does a great job of it all by himself..

    SMDH!!

  80. Old Timer

    Black women are NOT bitter or angry. We just accept the fact that a black man WILL NOT be there for you. No more, no less.

  81. SDMH

    “White woman Eve took her place besides black man Adam in Eden.”

    Then why is it that THE BLACK WOMAN is the first sign of life on the planet and not the white woman?? The oldest sign of life is in the form of a black female skeleton, found in Africa?? Where’s your white womans skeleton??

    Stupid *****ing n*gger, run your porch ape ***** some where and suck on a chicken bone, will you??

  82. Dolla Bill

    Chris bores the ***** outta me….LOL

  83. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    @ SDMH

    The devil has you hard in his grips, has you saying all sorts of lies. I would pray for you, but you’re way down the list.

  84. NotoriousOne

    Never really thought that Chris was all that funny…marginaly at best. He definitely aiming for that mainstream audience w/ those lame a*s jokes & observations.

  85. RIP Snoop

    @SMDH

    You are taking your aggression on the wrong people take your antics and opions to a blog site that dogs black people instead of *****g your own.

  86. Dolla Bill

    The comedy never stops….LOL

  87. SDMH

    “You see thats the bitter, nothing is never good enough attitude im talking about.”

    However, absolutely true.. It takes ZERO skill to throw a ball through a hoop.. Perhaps basic motor skills but really nothing more.. Don’t get mad because I’m not impressed..

    “it takes a lot of skill and education about the game to be a professional athlete in any sport,”

    That’s why anyone can do it, huh?? Being a doctor is something that takes skill – LOL.. To be an athlete, all you have to be is tall or big and good at what you do.. Its has no educational value whatsoever..

    “and also with being a succesful rapper”

    Ignorance needs to education…

    SMDH!!!


  88. Chris Rock described a typical ghetto woman… Obama’s wife is not ghetto, she is VERY educated and intelligent. She would make a great first lady.

  89. dapdap

    @Nat Turna

    If you go back a reread my post, you will notice that I used the word some, not all. I also said these are situations I’ve heard of. Speaking an opinion is in no way bitter. If that was the case, the same point could be made of your post. Please don’t take it personally. The people that I quoted in my post was because their points stood out to me. I was not raised by a single parent. My father was married to my mother before I was born and they were married for over 25 years (before he went through midlife crisis and wanted to date younger women and bought a new sports car, now he begs her back every day. She say’s no, but still cooks him Fat free, sugar free Sunday dinner and makes sure he has his diabetes medicine. Go figure, too much history and strong lover for the father of her children she says. Everyone makes mistakes, and this is his cross to bear. Nothing wrong with being cordial and kind to oneanother she says. He doesn’t like her new beau.)I learned to love, forgive, respect, and honor the relationship between a man and woman of any race. There was a old white couple that had been married for 56 years across the street from us, and would watch us after school when my parents were at work and take very good care of us. I noticed nothing different in their relationship than I did in my parents because when people love it doesn’t matter the race or age. So trust me when I say I’m not bitter by a long shot.

  90. Strongest of them All

    Good Morning people!

    @Nat Turna

    I agree whole-heartedly. Even though I am off the “market”, sistas still hate, just random ones, but I will defend sistas and say that just might be a case of being a “female”.. Either a dude is well-off and a dog or good guy and broke..You just got to take the good with the bad.

    Not everyone is perfect, not even your spouse, but you love them and try to make it work. *****, there are a lot of good brothers out there, marrying women with kids that ain’t theirs. And I don’t think we should make fun of athletes. A lot of cats do get degrees and if they don’t get degrees, they have access to money and start their own businesses. The problem is, too many of these athletes don’t have good guidance in life. And I don’t mean business wise, cause they have managers and etc. helping and guiding. What they don’t have is someone telling these brothers to stop having all these kids and getting divorced! That’s the problem. Thats where the education is lacking!

  91. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    @ RIP Snoop

    Amen brotha. You clearly heed the inherent value of the black man. The amount of s***** in some of these ghetto mama’s mouths is astounding.

  92. Strongest of them All

    @SMDH

    “That’s why anyone can do it, huh?? Being a doctor is something that takes skill”

    Lol to be a doctor all you need is a fraudulent degree from Mexico and you can pump people full of HGH in California.


  93. What I do find funny is the picture… SMH at Bossip; out of all the pictures you have of Chris Rock, you had to put up that one, with Rihanna.

    Lol, at the expression on Chris’ face… I guess he wants to hit it??????? LMAO

  94. bigcute

    It’s boring to guess what he thought at that moment. But I like this picture. So do my boyfriend at largeplace.com

  95. Dolla Bill

    Love, honor, and respect the black man!

  96. SDMH

    “That was funny!! and also true. its one of the main reasons why 70% of african-american women are single.”

    No that’s because with all the black woman has ot do to have the necessities of life, the last thing she needs is the dead weight of some sorry ***** black man.. Its easier to date you *****s on OUR terms..

    “notice that every comment on here that says it was not funny is from a women.”

    Damn right.. If we don’t defend ourselves, who will – ignorant *****ing monkeys like you and Chris Rock??? We have to have our own backs.. Its not like the black male does..

    “Black women learn how to pump ya brakes a little and stop trying to dominate the relationship and you might find a good man.”

    If we are dominating the bills whats wrong with us dominating the relationship?? The black woman tends to be the bread winner in her relationships because we are attached to the only race of man who does not seem to have the patriachial mannerisms that other races do.. She tends to have the better, more stable, higher paying job between the two – and that’s if the male even hasa job.. Why should she be doing half or most of the hard work but then have to back down to some sorry ***** piece of *****.. She deserves to dominate.. In patrichial societies the breadwinning male dominates so why shouldn’t we dominate what we cultivate?? We’re patriachial and matriachial…

  97. And...

    “Because a black woman cannot play the background of a relation ship.”

    I do and I like it – I would never want to be a man or deal with the things they have to.

    I’m comfortable w/it because I’m strong, confident, educated and *****ertive coupled w/tact.

    With that being said my partner is happy to respect me and allow me to make decisions.

    Women that act out have control of nothing but their mouths – that’s it. Any woman knows being loud, erratic & acting a fool gets you nowhere.

    *He’s so slow & stupid. He needs to get out more and stop making generalizations.

  98. Its6amHogetOut

    Chris is merely exposing the dark seed that festers in the black women’s soul

  99. Nat Turna

    However, absolutely true.. It takes ZERO skill to throw a ball through a hoop.. Perhaps basic motor skills but really nothing more.. Don’t get mad because I’m not impressed..

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    it is obvious you know nothing about sports. basketball is the only sport that requires a ball be thrown through a hoop. Oh and if i’m not mistaken women play the sport too(ever heard of the WNBA) and they make millions of dollars doing something you say is realitivly easy. So why arent you in the WNBA getting your gwap!

    you just help further prove my point that alot of black women(not all) minimulize the accomplishments of there men for no other reason that he’s not a harvard grad or something like that.

    you sound like a sista that needs a man thats whipped or either a white boy. cuz with an attitude like yours,your gonna be alone……Alot!

  100. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    @ Its6amHogetOut

    Black women don’t have souls, they ARE souls. Look it up in the bible.

  101. RIP Snoop

    @SMDH

    Do you have a man? Are you married? Do you have children?

    “70% of african-american women are single.”

    Where did you get that from?


  102. @Strongest of them all

    LOLOLOL. Man are you right!

    ___________________________________________

    ps. I KNEW the race wars were going to start in this post….

  103. Proud Republican

    LOL Chris Rock is so right. He says what the rest of America is just thinking. Well done that man. :)

    VOTE MCCAIN 08!!!!

  104. Strongest of them All

    @Rip Snoop

    Lol no way in hell is SMDH married? Are you kidding me? White men hate the slight hint of backtalk and although I don’t know SMDH, I can tell she is a hand-full in real-life..She’s probably an over-weight,leper, just sitting on the couch eat pints of Breyers ice-cream daily. No way in hell would a man put up with the ignorance she exhibits on this website!

  105. Proud Republican

    I see a lot of bible and God talk above. That is good as Jesus is our only means to salavation. As good God fearing people I hope you will consider voting Republican as my party best upholds Christian values.


  106. You guys are starting early


  107. @M-Daddy

    Lol, RIGHT

  108. Strongest of them All

    What up M-Daddy

    @Proud Republican…

    you are correct in the other post..Why do the more “suburban black beauties” with a black father in the household still date white males?? That ***** amazes me on campus…


  109. @Re

    How are you this morning?


  110. @Strongest of them All

    Whats good playa

  111. Rambo

    Damn the *****es who post on this site are dumb…

  112. Proud Republican

    Strongest of them All why do you wonder why that is? Obviously white men don’t want 99.9% of black women but when one iof higher cl***** appeals to our standards of beauty we will take them.

    I have a buddy who wined and dined that black actress who was allowed to be in Friends. It didn’t last long but he sure had his fun.

    I hear Halle Berry is with a white man too, she became quite “in” after the Oscars I must say.

  113. Proud Republican

    Also you say I spoke sense over on that thread, well let me just say I speak sense on this one too. May I ask if you shall be voting McCain? If not, why not?

  114. Nat Turna

    Damn the *****es who post on this site are dumb…

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    was that really necessary?

    your not helping me prove my point at all

  115. SDMH

    “it is obvious you know nothing about sports. basketball is the only sport that requires a ball be thrown through a hoop. Oh and if i’m not mistaken women play the sport too(ever heard of the WNBA) and they make millions of dollars doing something you say is realitivly easy. So why arent you in the WNBA getting your gwap!”

    Because as I said – you have to be good. While I can definitely aim a ball at a hoop – I am not good at it and I don’t pretend to be.. That still doesn’t mean that it takes any sort of intelligence to be an athlete..

    “you just help further prove my point that alot of black women(not all) minimulize the accomplishments of there men for no other reason that he’s not a harvard grad or something like that.”

    But its ok when your out there minimizing our accomplishments or chalking them up to us being domineering or “emasculating” you.. We do what no other race of woman does or even has to think of doing because all other societies are patrichial.. Do you ever give us credit for that??

    “you sound like a sista that needs a man thats whipped or either a white boy. cuz with an attitude like yours,your gonna be alone……Alot!”

    Me and my man are just fine – thanking you!!!

  116. dapdap

    I must apologize for starting the aspiring rapper drug dealer comment. I reread my comment and it did sound condescending to rappers. There are some very good rappers who aren’t past dope boys or criminals. I was wrong to make that generalization especially when I’m on here trying to speak against generalizing. What I meant to say is I don’t entertain drug dealers and those aspiring to be rappers who won’t do any other type of work beside selling drugs or robbing until they make it rapping. I did not intend to offend anyone aspiring to rap if they are going about it the right way and have an actual p*****ion for the craft. I understand that not everyone can rap and it is an artistry. Again I apologize for the confusion.


  117. NEXTTTTTTTTTTT

    WE KNOW WHO THIS FOOL VOTED FOR

  118. SDMH

    “Lol no way in hell is SMDH married? Are you kidding me? White men hate the slight hint of backtalk and although I don’t know SMDH, I can tell she is a hand-full in real-life..She’s probably an over-weight,leper, just sitting on the couch eat pints of Breyers ice-cream daily. No way in hell would a man put up with the ignorance she exhibits on this website!”

    N*gger, your monkey ***** doesn’t know a damn thing about me or my life.. You’re *****uming – which is the reason black men have such trouble interacting with black women – you know you aint ***** so you’re always *****uming she’s not either..

    Instead of being so damn focused on my comments, why not comment to these ignorant ***** clowns up in here bashing black women??? Oh right, as usual, thats ok!! Its ok for us to be dogged as long as we don’t stand up for ourselves or turn the tables on you, huh??

    Get the hell on boy!!

  119. dapdap

    @ Proud Republican

    99.9% of white men don’t like black women. what would you say would be a fair percentage of white women that like black men since white men seem to be losing a very large share of your women to the black man, rich or poor.


  120. michelle Obama :)

  121. Jahpson

    it was just a joke. relax!! no one takes him seriously anymroe. who cares

  122. jjoines

    YOU *****HOLES SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE. THIS IS A DAMN JOKE AND YOU BORING *****ES ARE TRYING TO JUDGE HIM. PLEASE NONE OF YOU IGNORANTS *****ES NEED TO VOTE, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

  123. SDMH

    “99.9% of white men don’t like black women. what would you say would be a fair percentage of white women that like black men since white men seem to be losing a very large share of your women to the black man, rich or poor.”

    That’s a crock of *****.. The white man has NOTHING to fear….

  124. Jahpson

    @ dapdap

    you clearly demonstrate that you live a very sheltered life!!

    that is a false statment at its best!! white men look at black women like a man looks at a woman!!

    they know what we have!!

    in the end, a man is a man no matter the color, race or creed!!


  125. @dapdap

    Co-sign

  126. RIP Snoop

    @SMDH

    We dont know you, but from what you say you sound like you have low cl*****

  127. Proud Republican

    @ dapdap

    I agree with you that is a problem. *****ody wants 99.9% of black woman and competition for white women is fierce. I would argue that it is mainly a lesser standard of white woman who do date black unless you have examples to prove me wrong.

  128. SDMH

    “We dont know you, but from what you say you sound like you have low cl*****”

    And you sound like someone who is *****ed because alot of what I say applies to you…

  129. elle

    shut up chris

  130. dapdap

    @SDHM

    I was just quoting the first part of proud republican’s comment. Please reread for clear comprehension of my post. Maybe then you’ll get the gist as a whole.

  131. SDMH

    “I agree with you that is a problem. *****ody wants 99.9% of black woman and competition for white women is fierce.”

    Actually competition is “fierce” for foreign exotic looking biracial brown skinned and latino origined women.. White women are really getting kinda played..

    I guess that’s why white women are out here throwing themselves at black men..

  132. dapdap

    Proud Republican wrote:

    Strongest of them All why do you wonder why that is? Obviously white men don’t want 99.9% of black women but when one iof higher cl***** appeals to our standards of beauty we will take them.

    I was not agreeing with this person. I was just asking him for a percentage. Gawd!

  133. I Know

    It’s a joke!!! Don’t laugh if you don’t like it


  134. @ the men on this site that hate black women

    What type of relationship do you men have with your mothers and grandmothers? Are you ok with them being considered loud, bitter ghetto and cl*****less? Do you have daughters? And if so are you ok with society thinking she is a future video hoe? And how would you feel if your daughter or sister came home and all she talked about was her love of the white mans flesh and how all black man aint *****. Just curious

  135. Dolla Bill

    LOL @ SMDH….Gurl ur a trip!

  136. Proud Republican

    Let it be known I don’t hate black women. Given the chance I would consider having some fun with that 0.01% of cl*****y ones myself.


  137. @M-Daddy

    Wouldn’t be a fantastic morning if we could go through a post without going into a race wars? Lol, smh

  138. RIP Snoop

    @SMDH

    no of what you say can EVER apply to me TRUST. Your vocab is limited. I dont even think you can speak words other than condesending racist remarks. You probably talk to your kids that way.

  139. I Got Juicy Lips

    It is hilarious because it is true in a sense. For instance, my fiance is in Med School and when he graduates in 1 year, we will be a doctor. Ya feel me. But you know why, it’s because this blk woman is holding him down, keeping him in shape, making sure he eats a home cooked meals most nights of the week, and swallowing all kind of … with these lips. Real talk. I’m going to a be a Doc bytch.

  140. DaPro

    It wasn’t funny, simple as that! Why turn this into another Black men vs Black Women episode.

    @SDMH

    Damn let the hate out and hug a brotha!!

  141. Old Timer

    @SMDH

    If we are dominating the bills whats wrong with us dominating the relationship??

    LOL !!That’s exactly what I’m saying. Around the world, we practice the “golden rule”…….he who has the gold makes all the rules.

  142. JRiddles

    Mar 21, 2008 – 9:27 am Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    The black man was created directly in God’s image people. Yeah thats right if you diss a black man you’re dissing God. Think on that for a second.

    __________________________________________________

    And, if you diss the Black woman, who was created right by his side, you’re dissing God, too.


  143. Check out the video responses to the 2008 controversy.

    Leonard on Obama

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iSkESu4bUY

    Leonard on the N-Word

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdy6ECKl3g


  144. @Re

    @M-Daddy

    Wouldn’t be a fantastic morning if we could go through a post without going into a race wars? Lol, smh

    _____________________________________________________

    If that happened the world would definately be coming to an end. LOL I dont mind people stating their opinions but do we really have to use racial slurs to get our points across?

  145. lilyleon

    She is awesome .my eyes is attracted by her goodliness.I have ever seen some hot and beautiful photo at ~~~Tallmeet.com~~~ which is a niche tall dating site.Thousands of new members FREE to join daily to meet dream date there.

  146. SDMH

    “no of what you say can EVER apply to me TRUST. Your vocab is limited. I dont even think you can speak words other than condesending racist remarks. You probably talk to your kids that way.”

    Whatever son!! Again, you don’t know ***** about me.. You only “know” what you tiny little ape mind tell you..

  147. SDMH

    “LOL !!That’s exactly what I’m saying. Around the world, we practice the “golden rule”…….he who has the gold makes all the rules.”

    AMEN!!!

  148. JRiddles

    @M-Daddy, I’m good w/out the racial slurs, some people use them out of frustration!


  149. @M-Daddy

    Lol, well, apparently the world is far from ending.

  150. Old Timer

    I Got Juicy Lips sez,

    “It is hilarious because it is true in a sense. For instance, my fiance is in Med School and when he graduates in 1 year, we will be a doctor. Ya feel me. But you know why, it’s because this blk woman is holding him down, keeping him in shape, making sure he eats a home cooked meals most nights of the week, and swallowing all kind of … with these lips. Real talk. I’m going to a be a Doc bytch”

    You know I hope that your darling husband-to-be appreciates your sacrifices and loyalty and doesn’t dump you for a young, white, fat nurse once he graduates. I hope he never tells you that he just doesn’t want to be with you anymore because you have nothing in common and he needs a wife that can help him climb the ladder to success. I just hope you’re putting your eggs in the right basket!!


  151. @Jriddles

    Hey you! I need a funny friday joke ;-)


  152. @JRiddles

    @M-Daddy, I’m good w/out the racial slurs, some people use them out of frustration!

    _____________________________________________________

    Yeah I know. My question is, how can another persons opinion frustrate somebody into racially bashing another? By the way nice picture> :)

  153. JRiddles

    @Old Timer’s response to Juicy Lips…I totally agree, feed him god, wash them clothes, but I hope you get married b4 med school is over!


  154. @ Re

    @M-Daddy

    Lol, well, apparently the world is far from ending.

    _____________________________________________________

    LMAO I can definately co-sign

  155. RIP Snoop

    @SMDH

    My ape mind tells me that you are probably unemployed, (by choice) because #1 you cant articulate without cursing and you have NOTHING positive to say which means your are a sad negative person. you ARE the black mans worse nightmare, a chick that dont know when to shut up and dont make no sense. SMDH


  156. @Re

    @Jriddles

    Hey you! I need a funny friday joke

    _____________________________________________________

    I have one do you want to hear it?

  157. JRiddles

    @Re, I don’t crack jokes…lol

    @M-Daddy, I don’t have to resort to that but some people acta certain way and you just give them the name to match.

  158. Boo!

    This whole thread is “whoa” as *****.

    Chris Rock is a highly confused negro with white mistresses that he takes to public events while his Black wife weathers the humiliation.

    He is projecting his own bull***** BIGTIME obviously, and here we come taking the bait of a joke whose whole premise is dated and moldy as *****, thanks to the regal presence of Michelle Obama

    As for those of you who talk about Black people the same way that those inbred, ignorant ***** white supremists do (negress, ape, monkey etc.), get a *****ing grip already.

    Reactionary racism is still racism. Whether it’s the Swirl King’s doofus racist-sexist irony or SDMH’s blind rage (but with flashes of wisdom)

    Chris Rock needs to read more and deal with his sexual addiction and wounded psyche.

    Ps:

    I haven’t taken a Black comedian seriously for social commentary since the golden days of Pryor, and Dave Chappelle for about a hot ***** minute.


  159. @JRiddles

    I understand

  160. JRiddles

    @M-Dad, thanks for the compliments, haters on Bossip dissed me yesterday. When you’re right about one thing, they just clown on your red hair I guess…and what’s that funny joke?

  161. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    @ JRiddles

    Wrong. White woman Eve, was created as the perfect yin to black man Adam’s yang.

  162. Old Timer

    GROUP HUG EVERYONE!! ALL IS FORGIVEN!!

  163. Jessica

    Sorry God if this is a sin but I must say….Chris Rock is a FOOL! His stupid azz sounds like he’s talking about Hillary. If you look closely at her campaign it seems like she’s caiming the experience Bill had as President was hers as well.

    Once again Chris is a FOOL…

  164. JRiddles

    @M-Dad, cool


  165. @ Proud Republican -

    You would NEVER express your views face to face with a black person. You are the typical cracker foolish enough to support a senile cracker. You must support the war! Why aren’t you fighting?

    Get off this site!!!

  166. Jahpson

    ROFLMAO @ Back to the Bone

    and your definitely making that shyte up!! thanks for the laugh


  167. @JRiddles

    @M-Dad, thanks for the compliments, haters on Bossip dissed me yesterday. When you’re right about one thing, they just clown on your red hair I guess…and what’s that funny joke?

    _____________________________________________________

    Dont let these people get to you. The fact that you are brave enough to put an actual picture of your self on here shows you are not insucure. Thats says alot

  168. JRiddles

    @Black to the

    Did you really just say that?

  169. afrcan king

    @RE

    i have a joke for re. GET LOST!!! and go check out my reply on kimora and djimon thread. MISS WANNA BR AFRICAN!!!!!!

  170. afrcan king

    TYPO BE


  171. This is an old joke so I’m sure alot of you have heard it:

    A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods, the bear asked the rabbit “Do you ever have trouble with Sh%$ sticking to your fur?” the rabbit replied “No” so the bear whiped his ***** with the rabbit.


  172. Black folks who are upset at Chris Rock’s jokes are way too uptight. He is definitely the funniest comedian of our time!!!

  173. JRiddles

    @M-Dad, no, for the three people who said negative things about my hair and whatever, I got so many compliments. Thanks again, I don’t care what haters have to say.

  174. B

    Lol, but really he has a point in some respect. We are not as bad, as others think we are, it just go back to the submisssive role thing, that we are not. Some black women can play the part but there are those of us who wants to partner on every aspect with our mate.


  175. @ m dady… good morning boo! nice joke!!


  176. @ JRiddles

    I dont see how anybody can say anything negative about you, you are a pretty lady. What is your nationality if you dont mind me asking?

  177. JRiddles

    LOL@ M-daddy


  178. @ms braided beauty

    Hey sexy, how are you? Did you get my last e-mail?

  179. JRiddles

    I’m from the US Virgin Islands and I’m Black…thanks again.


  180. @JRiddles

    Are still in the Islands?

  181. JRiddles

    @MD yes


  182. @ JRiddles

    Thats cool. Now I’m going to the King James thread see ya over ther

  183. JRiddles

    LOL, I thought u meant the Bible for a minute…see you there, that’s where I’m at!

  184. WHAT U GONNA DO HAMMA?

    WOW!!While I DO NOT AGREE with the black on black crime, i.e: derogatory name calling like monkey, ape, *****es and hoes. I think SMDH had a point, why is it that mostly women are the only ones who seem to have a problem with this ignorant statement? This whole thing got escalated because SMDH was offended and voiced her opinion, and instead of the “brothas” acknowledging that was offensive, they went on a tirade about how bitter she is and what women need to do as counterparts in a relationship. As someone else asked of the “brothas” on this blog, would you have been offended if this was your mom, sister, aunt etc…being stereotyoed as loud and ghetto simply cuz she is a black woman? I never did see any of you respond to that…hmmm just wondering.


  185. A m daddy… no i checked but for some reason it didnt go thru… so get busy and email me again.. plus i have to go along with you on the KIng James … Lebron James!!!!

  186. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    @ JRiddles

    Yes I did and will continue to do so.

    @ M-Daddy

    I see you bruh doing the Keith Sweat meets Ralph Tresvant begging and pleading with sensitivity thang again. Aim higher than these ghetto mamas and join me up here.

    *Reaches hand down to M-Daddy*

  187. Stronger than Ever

    @Black…

    man I wish you lived out here in Gainesville…lol these white girls would love you

  188. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    @ Stronger Than Ever

    Is Gainesville a good Swirling ground then? I’ve heard good things about Miami and Florida in general. Luke Campbell opened it up in many ways.

    Its always good to compare locations. So far my favourite spots are London and Paris, I was a succulent chocolate cake and the natives were hella hungry. lol

    In the US my favorite stomping ground is probably Hollywood but parts of NYC certainly know how to swirl.

  189. Richard

    Yeah it’s not funny because he called sistas out.

  190. Stronger than Ever

    @Black

    Just go to any neighboring bar in a predominantly white college-town and you would be in heaven.

  191. Stronger than Ever

    Miami not so much, but Jacksonville/Orlando area is all swirl

  192. Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    @ Stronger Than Ever

    I’m sure these girls look the part but I’m a man of high tastes and prefer European accents. Thats why I prefer to be in Europe or major American cities where I can meet tourists. I hear ya though.


  193. @ m daddy… I got your hand boo! keep aiming for what you desire.. no such thing as higher or lower!

  194. I Got Juicy Lips

    @ Old Timer

    You better know that I’m in graduate school working on my MBA at UGA and that the ONLY reason that I hold him down is because I’m going to get what’s coming to me regardless. All I’m saying is that when he becomes a doctor, I will be one along side him. I can with confidence say that his azz ain’t going nowhere cause I get down. I’m in the gym, getting it. If he leaves, it won’t be because I’m a lazy blk broad that don’t want anything and have a million kids cause I not and I don’t. You see, in addition to making sure my boo is cool, he takes care of me as well. I would NEVER bank on marrying rich and that is exactly why work 50 hr weeks, schooling, entrepreneur(train 3 clients a week) and keep myself up because whyte broads know what to do. I will give them that. I don’t see my people in the gym during lunch breaks. I see them. All of my clients are them. I don’t see my people in that night cl*****, I see them. Lastly, when I occasionally travel with my fiancee when he is touring the different med schools, I don’t see my people, I see Indians and them. No disrespect to my people but I don’t see us when it relates to the environments that I’ve mentioned above.

  195. SDMH

    “My ape mind tells me that you are probably unemployed, (by choice) because #1 you cant articulate without cursing and you have NOTHING positive to say which means your are a sad negative person.”

    You mean your ape mind actually told you all of this?? *pats the little ape on its head*

    Now run along and go have a banana..

    “you ARE the black mans worse nightmare, a chick that dont know when to shut up and dont make no sense. SMDH”

    Yeah because I speak the FACTS!! No black man wants to hear about his own *****.. He loves to tell others about theirs but how dare someone tell him his ***** stinks too..

    SMDH!! Ho sit down!!

  196. yo

    Well wouldn’t it be just like a man to say “I” did it. I think we all know if Obama does do anything, MICHELLE helped him to do it. Those Newsweek covers and her brains and personality is really why he’s half the man he is. I might not be sure about OBAMA but Michelle is the BOMB.


  197. @Black to tha Bone AKA The Swirl King

    @ M-Daddy

    I see you bruh doing the Keith Sweat meets Ralph Tresvant begging and pleading with sensitivity thang again. Aim higher than these ghetto mamas and join me up here.

    *Reaches hand down to M-Daddy*

    _____________________________________________________

    Actually I’m doing my M-DADDY thing. Take notes

  198. Richard

    Not all sistas run their mouths nonstop but like many stereotypes it has some basis in fact.

    All Black men are not criminals but too many go to prison for crime they actually DID commit. It’s not nice but …..

    To my sistas-

    If you are out eating and your waiter makes a mistake perhaps next time these stereotypes will come to mind and you will keep that in mind.

  199. I Got Juicy Lips

    @ Richard

    That’s exactly why i try to be patient because sometimes, just sometimes, when someone jumps me in line or a waitress forgets my fork, I try to be patient and not roll my neck and snap my fingers only because sometimes I believe they “f” to get a reaction out of us. It’s like they look at how you are going to react to them. Kill them with kindness cause they’re the ones that need help.

  200. Bohwe

    What Chris Rock failed to realize is that Hillary Clinton said that, “You get two for the price of one”, she did the same thing, that Cris is trying to do. And it’s ironic, and really proves a point that comedians don’t research because, Michelle Obama has made it clear that she will be first wife, and her concern would be raising her daughters. So, why would she suddenly change and be like Cris thinks she would act.

    It’s 2008 and comedians are still discussing race, how original? At this point, race is so over, when people are losing their jobs, homes, health care.With the vast integration of different cultures, why making jokes about a particular race even relevant?


  201. @ m daddy… i got your hand boo!

  202. Bohwe

    Well as a black woman, I don’t react in a hostile manner when a waitress forgets something, because my mother raised me to be kind and courteous at all times. 2. I was taught to act like you have sense when you go somewhere. 3. My mother raised me to be a lady, and ladies don’t act ghetto or loud. But, we really should stop labeling this as a black woman problem, because all women act like that. The only difference is that black men are the only men to publicly ridicule their women for such behavior, to justify their attraction to other women.

  203. I Got Juicy Lips

    Right on Bowhe

  204. Tracy

    I’ve never liked him. I think he is so ignorant and reflex’s the stereo type of the “buck eyed black man who is a but kisser to his master” So sad. As if he KNOWS all the black women in the world. If I were first lady I would play the “role” of first lady.

  205. Tracy

    @ Bowhe…I second that.

  206. big_watcher

    Chris rock is a great comedian, that’s why he sold out seats here in Europe every time

  207. Tiff

    @ big_watcher. Lol yes I am sure he did “sell out” seats in Europe. LMAO. With the comments he makes I am sure a group of non blacks would love to laugh at his…….jokes.

  208. Marquis de Sade (The Real One)

    @ The fake 6am & Marquis

    Hey *****hole, there’s unwritten rule and certain cyber etiquette that you need to adhere to: STOP THE NAME JACKING! It’s not cool. Create your own screen persona/legend. Btw, The real 6am is Japan for the next week or so and announced that he wouldn’t be posting for a while. I reiterate, if you have a problem with my comments or anyone else that you’ve namejacked, then be a man/women and create an original username and take me/us to task. Your constant namejacking ruins the integrity of your fellow bloggers opinions and views. CUT IT OUT!

  209. Coffee Break

    Chris Rock don’t have no ***** to step to his wife and beside we know how’s the smartest between the two. His wife.

  210. Old Timer

    I would be extremely demure, compliant, delicate, delicious, well-behaved and ladylike if a brotha would tell me that I didn’t have to WORK one of those things called a JOB!!

    But since I have to plow the south 40 along with him, my demure goes to have dinner and a movie with SMDH!! LOL.


  211. Ha Ha !!Why out all pics Bossip had to post the that got it lookin like Chris Rock is checking out shorties ***** .LOL

  212. K-ten

    i cant stand chris rock!!! he’s making it seem like every black woman is the same: ghetto, unsophisticated and uneducated. its really annoying that he would say that, him being a black man. but he’s chris rock, so, i guess thats expected.

    and do black comedians always have to talk about race? its annoying, it never was 100% funny. he needs new material, something thats actually funny and not demeaning.

  213. Ms. T.

    That picture of Chris Rock looks exactly like the footage captured of Big Foot walking in the woods. Same pose and everything. Too funny.


  214. After Chris Rock cheated on his wife with trash, and had the illegitimate baby scare, Chris Rock better have nothing to say but GOOD things about black women.

    I don’t see this statement as good.

    Secondly, I always thought of Sally Hemings as the first black First Lady. But that’s just me.

  215. The Bear

    @ SMDH

    Hi. I don’t think its so bad that you express your displeasure with the way some black men conduct themselves but I am not feeling the way you’re doing it. You’re not doing yourself, as the indedendent black woman you claim to be or any of your independent sisters any favor by getting on here and saying F— the black man, and the black man ain’t S—. By expressing your feeling in such poor taste you are actually doing us all a disservice because it perpetuates distrust between the sexes.

    I’ll be the first to admit that alot of brothers are slacking. But alot of brothers aren’t and the truth is that no one (black or white) is perfect and we all go through our ups and downs.

    I can see you’ve experience/witnessed some deeply hurtfull behavior by black men. I can tell you from my own experiences that sisters are no walk in the park either. Yet I LOVE yall, will defend yall with my life, and ride with yall till the day I die. I’ve never dated any other. I can do that because I don’t generalize and say if one black woman I dated was a w***** and did me dirt that means all of them are like that. Also I have learned not to expect people to be perfect and have a forgiving heart.

    I said all that just to tell you stop spewing that hate for the black man sister. I’m a black man and even though I don’t know you I love you so why are you saying black men aren’t S—???


  216. why do I see so many black men on bossip talk down on our black Queen’s it is a shame and it is disrespectful do you know when you talk about us you talk about your mother you truly brain washed we have enough problems being sterotyped by other races .then know our on suppose to be brothers damn shame you say that we hating on females in other races and all this other bull***** it is 2008 and black women are more educated,got businesses etc anyway what I like to know are you mad cause you know we are just as strong as you are and you cant really handle us so you go find someone that will fetch your sorry *****es a drink,some fried chicken etc it is a damn shame how you see us i think you are afraid of us on the real and make up all kinds of excuses well I for one dont give a flying ***** who you ***** with them *****es bleed once a month just like we do and you probably help them change their pads,their are alot of educated sisters out here and I am one of them and I had my baby at 17yrs old and did not let that stop me from getting my bank account on swole you really sound stupid I dont know what kind of family you come from but their must be no women in them and if you think their is something wrong why not help cause the bull***** you popping out your mouth aint doing nothing but hurting your own peoples you come on here taking up for women in other races how dare you. you can give them good comments but you go to far with it do me and my other Queens a favor do not compare us to them I was also wonder does that make you feel more of a man I think it do you have to respond cause I will not be back to this site

  217. C.C.

    All he could ever do is dream about getting that. He’ll never be that rich.

  218. KUKU

    J

  219. WordtotheWise

    Can someone tell me how this post became an attack on black women? Ladies, please ignore some of the ignorant men on this post (excluding Bear because he’s a logical voice of reason). They aren’t worth the time or energy. They obviously are the bitter ones because this post wasn’t even about black women per se. It’s funny how when people attack you and you defend yourself, they say things like, “Yeah, you prove my point” or “yeah, you seem bitter.” They have deep seated issues and they deal with it by criticizing others. Let them be, the poor things.

    Bid men like this farewell and thank the Lord that you don’t have to be stuck with some screwed up man who cannot take responsibility for who he is. Most people that project negativity have some inward issues going on. They must criticize others in order to exhalt themselves. Do you want to be paired up with someone that has emotional and mental baggage? I wouldn’t so quit getting emotional behind these ignorant men who sit behind a computer screen and talk crap like they are perfect. They aren’t worth it. Every person has issues regardless of the color; some just seem to overlook either their own issues or the issues of the mate they so desire. It’s a sad reality.

    Oh, again, thank you, Bear, for being the voice of reason and your appreciation of sistahs.

    Just my two cents.

  220. newbein

    White men don’t want 99.9% of black women?

    This is nonsense. There are a lot of non black men who love black women. Any negative reaction to these coulpings is indicative of the insecurity and ignorance of outsiders. Enjoy the swirl.


  221. chriss forget bout that fresh diva!

  222. Starquis

    Michelle Obama is ugly as hell bossip wylin….

  223. FOXYCLEOPATRA

    CHRIS ROCK HAS JUST PROVED HIS EVER SO HIGH LEVEL OF IGNORANCE.

    DOES THIS GUY EVEN HAVE AN OUNCE OF RESPECT FOR HIS WIFE THAT HE’D CHOOSE TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT BLACK WOMEN?

  224. FOXYCLEOPATRA

    @ THE BEAR,

    U ARE THE TYPICAL BLACK MAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE FOR THE SISTER. U R JUST AS BAD AS THE OTHER IDIOTS WHO WERE TALKING *****. U POSTED UR BULL***** TO SMDH ABOUT HOW U WILL RIDE FOR SISTAS TILL U DIE. WELL WILL U SHOW ME HOW U ARE DOIN THAT. THE FACT THAT U CHOOSE TO DATE BLACK WOMEN IS NOT ENOUGH. AFTER ALL, ALOT OF THESE ‘HO-ING’ AND ‘*****-ING’ RAPPERS THAT HAPPILY DEGRADE BLACK WOMEN STILL DATE SISTAS. WHY IS IT THAT U DID NOT CALL OUT ANY OF THE BLACK MEN WHO WERE INSULTING SISTAS ON THIS POST? YET U’LL SEE BLACK WOMEN COMIN IN THEIR DROVES TO SHOUT DOWN A SISTA WHO SAYS A NEGATIVE THING ABOUT A BLACK MAN YET BLACK MEN NEVER DO THE SAME FOR BLACK WOMEN.

    U R INFACT PART OF THE PROBLEM. BLACK MEN HAVE BEEN DISRESPECTING BLACK WOMAN FOR YEARS YET THE ONES AMONG U WHO CLAIM TO SUPPORT SISTAS NEVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. BLACK MEN HAVE STEREOTYPED BLACK WOMEN BEYOND BELIEF YET BLACK MEN LIKE YOU SAY NOTHING ABOUT IT BUT THEN EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE YOU SUPPORT US? SILENCE MEANS CONSENT!

    THE PPLE WHO I FEEL SORRY FOR THE MOST ARE AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN. WHEN IT COMES TO BLACK MEN, AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN ARE THE LOWEST PICK OF THE BUNCH. EVEN AFRICAN MEN HAVE SAID THAT A LOT OF THINGS THEY HER AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN SAY ABOUT BLACK WOMEN WOULD GET THOSE MEN LYNCHED (BY THEIR FELLOW MEN)IF THEY EVER SAID SUCH RUBBISH ABOUT BLACK WOMEN IN AFRICA. THOSE ARE REAL MEN WHO KNOW HOW TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES AND THEIR WOMEN AND NOT THE PATHETIC ONES LIKE YOU. THOSE ARE MEN WHO HAVE EARNED THE RESPECT OF THE WOMEN AND OTHER MEN ALIKE. YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT SAY THE SAME ABOUT THE MAJORITY OF AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN. YOU ARE NOT RESPECTED BY THE WOMEN AND YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT RESPECTED BY THE OTHER MEN (NON-BLACK) AROUND YOU. ALSO, IF YOU THINK U R RESPECTED BY NON-BLACK WOMEN THEN U R A JOKE.I HEAR THESE WHITE AND LATINO WOMEN REFER TO YOU AS N*****S…………NOT EVEN BEHIND YOUR BACK BUT IN YOUR PRESENCE. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT THE LOW REGARD THEY HAVE FOR YOU. U WOULD SEE AN UNATTRACTIVE WHITE CHICK WHO WOULD NOT DARE LOOK INTO THE EYES OF A GOOD LOOKING WHITE GUY YET WOULD HAVE THE GALL TO GO AFTER A BLACK MAN WITH THE LOOKS OF TYSON BECKFORD AND YET BELIEVE INSIDE HER THAT HE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY! U BLACK MEN HAVE SHAMED YOURSELVES SO MUCH.

    THE VERY FEW BLACK MEN WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO BE A MAN, DOESN’T FEEL THE NEED TO PUT DOWN BLACK WOMEN TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER ABOUT HIMSELF AND DOES NOT IN THE MOST PATHETIC WAY COWER OUT WHEN HE SEES THESE BLACK WOMEN HE SUPPOSEDLY LOVES SO MUCH CONSTANTLY BE INSULTED AND PUT DOWN BUT RATHER, STANDS UP FOR HER IS THE KIND OF BLACK MAN WE REALLY NEED TO START SEEING.


  225. I found him on a celebrity dating site called WEALTHYLOVES.c o m or

    something. I forget the screename. You can check it out if you don’t believe it.


  226. I found him on a celebrity dating site called WEALTHYLOVES.c o m or

    something. I forget the screename. You can check it out if you don’t believe it.

  227. cola43

    @SMDH

    SDMH

    “it is obvious you know nothing about sports. basketball is the only sport that requires a ball be thrown through a hoop. Oh and if i’m not mistaken women play the sport too(ever heard of the WNBA) and they make millions of dollars doing something you say is realitivly easy. So why arent you in the WNBA getting your gwap!”

    Because as I said – you have to be good. While I can definitely aim a ball at a hoop – I am not good at it and I don’t pretend to be.. That still doesn’t mean that it takes any sort of intelligence to be an athlete

    i am a black woman and i take offense to this statement. i play professional basketball in the WNBA and abroad. i read this board daily for entertainent purposes only. it takes a lot to be a the top and considered a part of the ELITE in this profession just as any other profession. i am a college grad. but just because we atletes dont spend our workdays in an office, its hard work an dedication none the less. countless hours on the court practicing, 4 days a week in the weight room, running and keeping in shape everyday. but lets not forget the endless film sessions…remembering 100 of my teams plays then being required to remember the oppossing teams plays. its not book smarts at this point but it is a knowledge of the game. we are very intelligent. this is my GOD given gift and i strive to perfect it everyday. we, men and women in sports didnt just wake up one day at the age of 22 and jump on a professional team and start shooting hoops. its years of hard work starting at young ages…8-10. so please do not insult my profession. and just in case u go there….i was graduated with honors from high school, had 3 college creds going in to college. and i graduated college with a B average. so i am far from the stereotypical dumb jock. and many of us are far from it….men and women who dont go pro, the majority move on to successful careers other than sports.

    but on topic i am not a bitter black woman. i love my black men….i am confident and who i am. i love being a woman. i love letting my man be a man. i feel no need to overstep him, but i am neither in his shadow. he lifts me up the same as i lift him. i am his backbone, his queen and he is my king. all black men are not the same, and all black women are not the same. if other ethnicities float ur boat, then by all means do u. i dont hate, i have dated outside of my race. but i dated him not because he was white but because i was atrracted to him, and he was attracted to me. and believe when a white man is walking around with a black woman, there are just as many stares and hate coming from both races.

    in my opinion everyone is too worried about the next person and not themselves. take a break and look in the mirror and see what it is about yourself that U dont like, and possibly others. fix your baggage and your mishaps. heal yourself, then the rest is a peice of cake.

    much love


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    http://www.beingeddieblack.com

  229. thatbrutha

    How dumb are you porch monkeys in here? Bossip, ” she is going to make it rain?” Way to put the potential first lady to stripper status.

    Chris Rock boring yeah maybe if you are small minded.

    Why do COONS always have to play their artists like hot for today gone tomorrow? Why are groups like Aerosmith the Rolling Stones still selling out coliseums? At the age of 50 plus?

    STOP BEING COONS SPOOKS!! DAMN

  230. Keisha

    Michelle Obama would make a horrible first lady

  231. thatbrutha

    keisha

    you are some fake black girl, probably some angry diesel dyke white republican chick.


  232. lmao @ that brutha

    Chrack Rock aka Pookie has never been funny to me……..

  233. Barack's *****

    @ Mahogany

    Who’re you trying to bull*****? If you ran across Chris Rock or me, you would get your knees dirty in a starstruck attempt to see what fame and power tastes like. Stop frontin’

  234. C.C.

    Chris Rock is so ignorant it’s appalling. For him to adopt such a limited and negative view of the women of his own race, simply highlights his insecurities and obvious self hatered. My entire life I have wondered why Black men are the only men who seem to enjoy disrespecting the women of their own race. Are they that easily emasculated? Just stand up to white men and demand equality for yourselves and maybe this need to “knock” black women will go away. Black women didn’t lock ya’ll up, force you into subordinate positions or strip of your manhood. Black women are not your enemies. If Chris Rock is ready to leave his wife and take up with some blonde no self respecting White man would be seen with, he should just do it. Michelle Obama is a beautiful, poised, very well-educated first lady. She would be considered a very valuable *****est to her husband in all situations. And if Black women tend to take the lead, it’s because they have had too. The last time a Black woman listened to a Black man they woke up in a cotton field.

  235. Give me a break

    Every now and then the POOKIE comes straight out of Chris Rock. You can take Pookie out the ghetto but you can’t take the Ghetto out of POOKIE!

  236. Darkest Nubian

    Chris Rock is one of the most ignorant ***** comedians ever. Everybody hates chris is a great show. Their is no way that he writes the scripts.

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