Beyonce and Eva Longoria are Gay Swirlin’ and Cleaning Carpets

Posted on August 13th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Beyonce, New Movie, New Music, News

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Remember back in 2006, when we reported that Beyonce and Eva were going to play gay lovers, well it has resurfaced… If this is true, your girl Beyonce is really going for that Oscar. It didn’t happen with playing the side chick in Dreams Girls and the slut junkie singing sensation in Cadillac Records. Brokeback Mountain won three Oscars… Can cleaning carpet bring an Oscar home for Beyonce???

Until we figure out what is really going on with that movie, Beyonce is back with a new joint, Poison. It doesn’t sound bad, but then again, the real Beyonce haters will tell us that it sounds like this, or it sounds like that and it is garbage. What do y’all think?

  • DADDYO

    damn

  • WHATEVA

    BEYOWULF CAN “ATTEMPT” TO PLAY MARY JANE PITTMAN & STILL WON’T GET AN OSCAR. STICK TO WHAT SHE’S GOOD AT – THE WIND MACHINE & BOOTY SHAKIN.

  • DAYWALKER(YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!)

    3rd, SNITCHEZZZZZZ!!!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Eva looks like somebodys grandmother. WTF is she wearing?

  • liyah76

    *just*

  • http://n Ms.fabulous

    BEYONCE NEEDS TO STOP AND LEAVE THE ACTING ALONE SHE TAKING UP SPACE FOR THE REAL ACTRESSES WHO REALLY NEED A JOB SMH

  • MrTavMarie

    I hope Beyonce took some ACTING CLASSES. For real this time, FOR HER SAKE…

  • Angee

    I can’t hear the song, so I can’t comment on that.

    However, looks like Eva has on some of that Ghostface Killa make-up in this pic. SMH!

  • http://twitter.com/mastermk7 MasterMK

    Beyonce playing gay person could be a bad career move or a homerun… Beyonce is big enough, she does need to do make or break roles.

  • melo

    She’s a bad actress…who keeps giving her these roles that a real/good actress should be playing? Leave the acting to the professionals Bey and they’ll leave the booty shaking to you.

  • Meggie Letterman

    @ MasterMK:

    I consign.

  • Meggie Letterman

    @brooklyn kid:

    I consign yours too.

    I’ll just be consign the truth today…..

  • http://bossip secret

    I like the song!!!Nice music and she sounds great.

  • melo

    Oh and the song makes me sick…and sounds like every other monotonous Beyonce song. Oversaturation is never a good thing. Ima turn this ish off now.

  • Poked in the Morning…

    What is Beyonce’s obsession with getting an oscar?

    has she seen her own acting? Its mediocre. I have seen better at a 3rd grade play.

    I think she and her camp need to stop lying to themselves, and if she really wants an oscar that bad, she can hit up them souvenir shops in Hollywood and get the miniture versions!

    and I am through…

  • http://Bossip She gonna get an Oscar because she’s begging for it.

    They gonna end up giving it to her. Her dad is controling and if his baby girl wants a Oscar she’s gonna get it. 1st time in history we will have a SYMPATHY OSCAR given out. She gon get it her and daddy is not taking no for an answer. Damn shame this chick is begging for it.

  • bay girl

    i thought eva was beyonce’s mum there for a mo

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Beyonce will never get an Oscar.

  • http://bossip maria

    it is her usual yawn, it sounds like all her other songs and which most of them are like a bad tooth ache. she tries to hard and her stuff is blah i know that it sounds like i am hate n but i am not she so over rated. she is no mariah but any way if she want to give away her sole that’s ok

  • tgif

    LOL @ Poked in the morning…
    yea beyonce can’t act whatsoever. I think her acting has gotten worse because she was terrible in Obsessed and Cadillac Records was a flop. I feel sorry for the real actors out there.

  • just because

    dang thats crazy on this pic of them standing side by side, Eva looks like auntie who work at the chink nail shop, thats always dragging and tired and walk on the back of her shoes, lol

  • john hope franklin

    hoes sit down!!!
    oscar my ass…

  • BOSSIP strikes once more

    who cares about that
    i want to know what beyonce does to her skin so that she looks so light sometimes, here she seems dark, i thought she would be lighter or as light as eva, mmmmmh.

  • KAY77

    is this EVA if so that’s not the best pic of her

  • Bdot

    Only way Beyonce could win an oscar is by playing the role of a terrible actress with a speech impediment..

  • MS. PANAMA

    I LOVE QUEEN BEY.. SHE CAN DO NO WRONG!!!!

  • BOSSIP strikes once more

    Beyonce needs to end her weave addiction, seriously.
    i wished the michael jackson/beyonce thingie was true, we would have had a revolutionary new lace front from these two- their money and obsession with lace fronts. ow what a missed opportunity!!!!

  • Sharie

    @MEL7- UR A FREAKIN IDIOT…..

  • H2O ***THE WATER BOY***

    People are all so child molesters and pediphile in real life…let’s just get over everything it’s all good.

  • Poked in the Morning…

    @ mel7

    too long to care…

  • DAYWALKER(YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!)

    @ mel7:

    ALL I WANNA KNOW IS WHEN IS THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST/BARBECUE, REVREND???? :wink:

  • Moreaces

    Sharie

    @MEL7- UR A FREAKIN IDIOT…..

    =============
    co-sign,,, 100%

  • $moK.E.Y.

    seriously bey just cant act, not by a damn long shot.

    but i do be loving her music, so keep the wind pipes blowing.

  • Resurrected

    Beyonce is also suppose to be playing the Black Panther activist which I also don’t her playing well..

  • Love

    She can’t act!!!!

  • DAYWALKER(YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!)

    :lol:

  • Huh? (new on here but not 2 b confused with the other 1)

    Haters, Beyonce will get her Oscar….. sure she will have to steal one from someone’s house or bidone at an auction. She may have to get a magic marker and x out the other person’s name and write her own on it but she will have her Oscar damn it!

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    This will be beautiful.

    **wiping tear**

  • fashionista

    i wonder what role would beywolf play
    the man or the woman
    i could see her as the man,

  • NEEEZY

    @ Kim Anderson
    __________________________________________________
    You’re very right about that, now let me see what eligible Hollywood Royalty bachelor will want to marry BeYawnSay after her divorce from Hov?

  • o boy o boy

    what good is she doing by takin her clothes off
    and kiss another female, what is she tryna prove,

  • DAYWALKER(YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!)

    @ o boy o boy

    what good is she doing by takin her clothes off
    and kiss another female, what is she tryna prove,
    ____________________________________________________

    IF YOU HAVE TO AS, YOU’LL NEVER KNOW….. :lol:

  • DAYWALKER(YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!)

    ASK*

  • #%$&?!!

    grammer error *
    ..its the typical ghetto wannabe pimp move her husband is making to have her behaving so foolishly for the public.

  • LADY ARCHITECT (I BRING THE OBEDIENCE OUT OF EM)

    SOUNDS LIKE A PUBLICITY STUNT

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    ♥♪♫ HEY LADY A ♫♪♥

  • fee

    AS FAR AS THIS SONG GOES>>>>”HATED IT”!!! AND AS FAR AS THE ACTING GOES>>>>”TRIPLE HATED IT”!!! SHE DESERVES A “HO SIT DOWN”!!!!

  • Isla

    I don’t think any REAL actress’ goal should be to win an Oscar. That is just shallow and desperate. Hone your craft. Get into the depth of a character, work on trying to tell a story and be convincing.

  • LADY ARCHITECT (I BRING THE OBEDIENCE OUT OF EM)

    Man, I just don’t care™

    ♥♪♫ HEY LADY A ♫♪♥

    sONGBIRD !…I’VE MISSED YA <3

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    @LADY A

    I’ve missed u too. I like the gravie too!

  • LADY ARCHITECT (I BRING THE OBEDIENCE OUT OF EM)

    Man, I just don’t care™,
    THANKS…I HAVENT REFRESHED YET SO I STILL SEE THE OLD ONE.

  • lovely one

    @ Bdot

    Only way Beyonce could win an oscar is by playing the role of a terrible actress with a speech impediment..
    ———————————-
    LOL

  • ummmm…,ummmm

    @telia
    black people and white people think
    differently so what they praise her on other
    site , stay over there , casue what you are saying
    dont make any sense.

  • H2O ***THE WATER BOY***

    @ Lady Arch, nice of you to grace us with your beauty…

  • H2O ***THE WATER BOY***

    @ lady A, if you can get pass the fact that I have a girlfriend I would make you so happy…

  • LADY ARCHITECT (I BRING THE OBEDIENCE OUT OF EM)

    H2O ***THE WATER BOY***

    @ lady A, if you can get pass the fact that I have a girlfriend I would make you so happy…

    HAHAHA HEY THERE…THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT….I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

  • Undacuvabrutha

    @telia

    What white sites?

  • Undacuvabrutha

    @ H20

    LOL, i’ve seen the many faces of Lady A, real talk, she fine as hell too.

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  • i hope ypu sleep better at night

    the only reason anyone is listening to this song is well because biotche made it i mean if someone like letoya lucket no one would care

  • melo

    Beyonce has been around the block…do ur research

  • tg

    Beyonce seriously needs a new hair style. I am so tired of seeing her with that oversized weave. Between Wendy Williams and her – they could hatch a family of birds up in those weaves. I know why Wendy likes her hair big – though. She thinks it makes the rest of her body look small and she could be right. lol

  • 10 1/2 INCHES

    I would love to see Beyonce with a lick-her-license

  • 10 1/2 INCHES

    @ LADY ARCHITECT (I BRING THE OBEDIENCE OUT OF EM)

    are u blowin kisses @ me love? lol

  • http://yahoo.com nadia

    @Bdot you were right on it! I hope her people see this they might recommend that she play that role, that would be her just being herself!

  • http://realestniggas.com bigslim24

    no chance she wins an Oscar seeing as though she cant act a lick.

  • Suzy

    the song is good

  • EVA

    Leave Beyonce alone…so she cant act..so what!
    she is not the first or the last to try. Those other badmind actresses need to go sit down somewhere…
    Beyonce has the backing she needs to pursue one of her many goals..an oscar…why shouldnt she?…I say keep doing your thing girl
    there is no rule that you have to wait your turn to reach your goals.
    That song sounds like Jay may need to start worrying….I think Beyonce is having an affair lol

  • Suzy

    haters STFU NOW

  • thurs

    im mad beyonce’s shoes always look like shes going to the prom and its 1996..ugh.

  • STHU

    The homosexual agenda continues…I wonder if it is going to be released during the new Homosexual month of June that Obama declared???

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

    mel7, you really gotta lighten up or find yourself a hobby.

  • Loch Ness Monster

    WHATEVA said,

    BEYOWULF CAN “ATTEMPT” TO PLAY MARY JANE PITTMAN & STILL WON’T GET AN OSCAR. STICK TO WHAT SHE’S GOOD AT – THE WIND MACHINE & BOOTY SHAKIN.
    ————————————————————————————————-

    Hahahaha! ‘Beywulf’ HAHAHAHA!

  • marcus a

    @mel7 damn straight brother.

    Not everything is okay.

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

    Nia Long’s stock is dropping fast and she knows it. She’s bitter. Poor thang.

  • thurs

    **singing** ))) ..y u so obsessed w/ me…mf i wanna knowwww(( hahahaha

  • thurs

    lol@ loch ness..
    dissertation writing mf..haaaa

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

    You need to sing it to yourself. Stay monitoring the thread to see if somebody responds to your bullshit. Good luck with that. You ain’t got a job?

  • It’s me

    There are some things that are not worth losing a persons soul over.

  • thurs

    same job u got hoe..!!! haaaaaaaaa

  • thurs

    matter fact a good one seeing tho i have to entertain beyonce stalkers…ahhhahahaha

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

    Keep living your life in tune with a book that was written over a thousand years ago, dissected and pieced together by men with their own secret agenda. It’s all gonna work out in your favor. Keep praying to the clouds. SMH.

  • thurs

    and i see who will respond..you! dumb dumb! get off your phone and get back to flippn burgers.

  • thurs

    pray to your boss…in hopes of gettn a raise..minimum wage is a mf hun!

  • JoJo

    Bey is gonna do whatever she can to prove that she is an “actress”. She need to take some damn acting classes first cuz she is sorry on the screen.

  • thurs

    your gravie name?? do that …please.

  • Moreaces

    STHU

    The homosexual agenda continues…I wonder if it is going to be released during the new Homosexual month of June that Obama declared???
    =============
    You dont have a clue do ya. smh

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

    Mock, girl, you stay on your game. LOL. I ain’t knockin’ it.

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

    Why is Beyonce huggin’ up on that ol’ Puerto Rican woman in the picture?

  • crackpipeass

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  • Callem Out

    After all that shiz she talked when Britney and Madonna kissed—–HYPROCRIT once again, anything for fame money attenioneyonce is at it yet AGAIN

  • Callem Out

    And Beyonce, who gave a dazzling performance of her mega-hit CRAZY IN LOVE at the same show, admits the girl-on-girl antics had her amazed – and insists she’d never make that kind of a spectacle of herself.
    LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR….she will do anything for the right price, including leading an entire generation of young impressionable girls astray…for the right price. F the Knowles and the Knowles-Carters’

  • Callem Out

    “Beyonce: ‘God Won’t Let Me Kiss Girls.’” The story has the 22-year-old Grammy winner describing her religious beliefs (“God is the main person in my life, and I wouldn’t do anything to offend him”)

    “I couldn’t do what Britney and Madonna did,” Beyonce says in the story. “I have standards. There are things I will not do.”

    No, you have a PRICE BEYONCE, you have a PRICE and I guess you got it if this story is true.

  • Callem Out

    “Beyonce: ‘God Won’t Let Me Kiss Girls.’” The story has the 22-year-old Grammy winner describing her religious beliefs (”God is the main person in my life, and I wouldn’t do anything to offend him”)

    “I couldn’t do what Britney and Madonna did,” Beyonce says in the story. “I have standards. There are things I will not do.”

    No, you have a PRICE BEYONCE, you have a PRICE and I guess you got it if this story is true.

  • Ms. T.

    Beyonce should realize and embrace her limitations. She can not act. End of story.

    ~ Carry on!

  • Ms. T.

    Is it just me or does Eva look a little “bothered” to have Beyonce’s arm around her? Just an observation.

  • Charvon83

    Now yall seeing that Beyonce was a hoe b4 she got a little money she prob been licking cats for a while and finally getting paid for it

  • Old School

    That child can’t play a straight role let alone a gay one. Next!!!!! ( as in a real actress)

  • Beyonce Will Win A Oscar

    You guys are haters.

  • xxx63

    check out youtubenycdastreets police brutality footage

  • Suzy

    full of haters right here

  • 2009

    The people in Brokeback Mountain can actually ACT. Doesn’t matter if she plays a Gay person or not, you still need to know how to ACT. She must be the Executive Producer on this project too.

  • princedonte

    yall need to stop with this swirl stuff yall act like yall aint never seen tow people together of a different race

  • MochaBaby

    @MoniSings

    Beyonce looks WAY better than you. I see why you hate her so…

    Get a life, you’re ALWAYS on her post!

  • Callem Out

    Jada never spoke so judgmentally of others, that is the difference, jada is just jada, beyonce is a lying hypocrit

  • PUTITOUTTHERE

    B NONCE` (non as in the existance of her ating ability) might be an O.K. actress if she asks Santa for some lessons this Christmas.

  • Kelly Rowland

    If there’s any justice in the world Beyonce won’t get an Oscar before Nia Long does!

  • LETOYA LUCKETT SAYS FUKETT

    Jada Pinkett is gay.

    Halle Berry should had won an Oscar when she played in BOOMERANG! So, it was loong overdue.

    Letoya Luckett will win an Oscar waaaay before Beyonce.

    That’s why she wants one so bad. Cause she wants to be rub it in Letoya face so that way when Letoya gets one she wont feel too bad.

    SAD SAD SAD HATER!!!! THERE IS NO LIMIT WHAT BEYONCE WILL DO FOR MONEY. NONE!!! SHE WOULD KILL..

  • STHU

    Eva Longoria is not doing it. Only Beyonce is confirmed

  • http://www.twitter.com/goBEYgo YourBoss

    SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD…

    I KNOW YOU HATE IT, BUT I’M

    SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD…

    I’M DOING SO SO SO SO SO SO GOOD

    :-D don’t u just love that Destiny’s Child song? :-D

    GAG B!TCHES! :-p

  • chaka1

    @YourBoss

    I LOVE THAT SONG!

    “Wasn’t it you that said, ‘I thought I was all that’ and you said, ‘I didn’t even have clue?’ Wasn’t it you that said that I would make it through?”

    “This is for those haters who said we wouldn’t make it. Now we selling platinum and now you can’t take it.”

    Love that song.

  • chaka1

    Good luck to Beyonce. Everyone knows all the big Hollywood money is in acting and being on the A-list. Not singing…

  • wifey06

    BLACKS FOLKS DO NOT DEMAND QUALITY..

    THAT IS WHY WHITE MEDIA KEEPS FEEDING US A BUNCH OF BULL!!!!

    BEYONCE CAN NOT ACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Elana

    Gosh, some of the crazies go really crazy, when Beyonce’s name, or picture is posted. Some of you need to take your medication, before you really end up in a psych ward. This is some serious hatred on here. You would think that this is a person from another race that you hate so much instead of an African-American. Some are criticizing her acting, but others are just downright mean trying to slander Beyonce’s name, and calling her vulgar names. It is advocated that you learn by doing. Does this really make you feel good to attack someone so VICIOUSLY that you really do not know ? It seems that some of you are in serious trouble mentally, and need to seek, counseling, or to seek JESUS ? Remember that you are to love one another. Do unto others, as you will have them do unto you. Stop hating your African-American sister. It is time for African-Americans to stand together. We will not attain the respect, and success we seek as a race, if we do not unite. No other race is trying to dstroy one of their own like some of you are trying to destroy Beyonce. It seems that we claim that others hate us, but some of us have more hate for each other. It appears from this post that we are the number one haters in the world. Jealousy,and evil is not the way. Get an education. It will make you feel better.

  • http:/yahoo.com tina

    yall just give her a chance to try and get that oscar, she should have had the one that gal got from her that jennifer girl. but they beat her out of that oscar beyonce has been out there longer than that gal have anyway, she was on the sport ill. and no one else have been other than the real fashion models.

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  • Te’

    UMMMM if she cant manage to EVER get rid of that country accent, she wont be able to even get away with a sitcom!

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