Friday, March 28th, 2008
Beyonce Gets Jacked
Posted by Bossip Staff
Your girl Bey is featured in the April 2008 issue of Jack magazine. They took some bangin’ shots of Ms. Knowles, trusty lace front, bushy eyebrows and all. She even looks a little like Naomi Campbell in some of them. Not bad, not bad at all.
More pics and a special Solange kicking it in MIA treat right now…
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a little too much air brushing but still nice
What a skank…..
They airbrushed the shit out of her…and they don’t need to. She’s a cute girl already.
Why do the pictures look so fake?????????????
nIt just looks oo fake for me
what in the airbrush hell? she looks like a damn robot..
anyways thank you Bossip for ‘leaking’ beautiful nightmare..its on repeat
these pics are very old, not the cover but the others are
Bey you look good like always bay.
But they are heavy on the airbrushing
The airbrushing really makes the pictures look super plastic. They took 6 inches off her thighs alone. Beyonce has some thick hamhock thighs!
4real,
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& Solange is rarely cute
NAh B….the last pic of her is the best. It doesn’t look airbrushed to high hell. They got her lookin like a mannequin.
Glad I could get my comment in before her STANS come in here and cuss you straight the hell out like I dissed her or something.
And Solange go SIT YOU UGLY ASS DOWN!
It looks too fake for me. But as always, beyonce has tocome out being fake. Some of them dont even look like beyonce. I’m dissapointed
PHOTO- FUCKING-SHOP from the Mariah Carey school of FAKING IT!
Bitch is a fat heifer with thunder thighs- ain’t no way she looks like that!
nice pics though and Solange is looking aiight!
These don’t even look like her. SO airbrushed. I mean they are average at most. *sigh*
Solange aint ugly, she’s just not pretty.
@ WHOA
brace yourself- the STANS are going to be on your ass like pubic lice on Paris hiltons butt crack!
@Kitty Katt
ok ok, not ugly, but I definitely don’t want to see her long face self. I can’ believe they have the same parents! Compared to B she’s a monster.
Solonge really needs to consider getting that nose tweaked. That would make her look much better.
@BeYaki is a skank ho
shheeeeiit I got My cavalar, bullet proof vest and M-16. I’m ready! LMAO
Beys looks great but i have to admit that the picture is a litle airbrushed.
I was gonna ask, “What’s so bad about Solange?” Then I clicked the thumbnail with the close-up of the grill…
Nevermind…
On second thought… Maybe it’s the glasses…
She look like Kim K in that centerfold pic. Its all in her face. She is still killin it
they air brushed the shit outta those pics…her arms never looked that skinny
smh
@ WHOA
lol- am just about to run down to Walmart to pick me up some ammo!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@ whoa!
Yeah, maybe their lying, maybe she was adopted
lol@Kitty Kay
I’m telling you….”Matthew, you are not the father!”
stunning
She looks cute but they airbrushed her to death! They probably would have looked better if they had left some of the real Bey in there.
yall stay talking about solange how she look ugly..but she actually regular looking…
Who in the ham sandwich told Solange she was cute?
I would love to see how some of y’all thighs look like. Beyonce is not fat! It it very obvious that they took inches off her thighs.
Thats no Bee!!!!!! She wish!!!!!
@ Whoa!
LOL, Tina aint the mother either. Maybe they found her somewhere. she doesn’t even have beyonce’s figure. She’s just so opposite
AIR BRUSH
AIR BRUSH
TOO MUCH HAIR
SHE LOOK LIKE A
BARBIE ON SPEED
Why does she look South American? Unnecessary to agree to printing those pics when she’s so terribly photoshopped and brushed. Why would she need to do this at this stage of the game? And she does it all the time because in white magazines, she looks like “Brittany Heather Meagan Witherspoon”, here she looks like “Eva Emelliana Vasquez” and then in Essence, “Denisha Big Booty Johnson”. What’s up Bey?
Damn can they airbrush my thighs too….lol
Please tell me those are the fakes glasses you buy at the party store and they have the nose attached to them already. Please somebody Please……..
On my way to a photo shop studio right now……..Solonge needs her nose photo shopped.
bossip is full of haters. all they had to say was cute pic and leave it alone. hell beys lace front cost more money then bossip can even pull in endorsements. HATERS. maybe they mad cause miss bey aint paying them for publicity like 5 head rhianna obviously is.
she’s a pretty girl so why do they airbrush her to the point that she doesn’t look real ? Why do they keep making her look so skinny? She has a beautiful body and beautiful curves and that’s one of the best things about her.
I do like some of her songs anf thinks shes a good entertainer.
Sorry but I came back to look at these photos
She dont look like that, she has been airbrush to high heavens damn !
She looks plastic, i see they trying real hard to bring out the EUROPEAN FEATURES that she adores so much
yeah she do look plastic
im just tired of bey peiord let jay-z nutt in that stuff and chill, for some years…
airbrushed blow up doll
i tell ya wouldn’t of been me grabbing and knocking up the wicked, non talented, live off the strength of my sibling.
solange not prettier than keysh cole
i mean does anyone think that beyonce look like that in real life, (its a nice picture of course) but common now, that pic look like an asian woman, her hair, just everything about that photo , it just look fake…that doesnt even look like her ,, i know for a fact she herself (beyonce have to take a double look to make sure it her) its all a fantasy photo,
@Da TRUTH
Amen!
go head on to the lady that calls herself darkness. “close ya eyes and you can see me bay bay.” bite’in ass.
She is sooo pretty, but I have to agree with the others, the photos are very airbrushed! I feel sorry for Solange…having to be in B’s shadow like that. Nothing will ever be good enough:-( Beyonce is PERFECT!
The pictures they used are old. These were taken in 2003 or 2004…
@ beautiful B
Oh no… here it starts- the Stan army!
Look Bossip diss RiRi,Alicia, Ashanti and other artists too! not just your Queen! The problem with you Bey stans is that you take everything so damn personally- almost like you’ve got shares in the House of the Deranged!
I mean come on now, be REAL- do you think those pics look natural? Do you really think she is a superhuman robot who can do no wrong?
if so then you are just as deluded as your Queen and you should just go and worship at your dammn wig Crypt!
BTW- Solange rocks!!!
Real Talk these pics look so airbrushed. Very unatural..her features look different..Some of them don’t even look like her..too much..Altough, I do like Bey.
her face is like……….white!!!!
These pics are old and from Spin magazine about 2 years ago when the second cd dropped. They recycled pics
Say what you want, but Solange has come into her own over the last two years. . .she’d get knocked, no doubt.
I bet when you recycled picture you become white.LMAO
id do solange alllll niiiite looonng!!
I think the cover looks nice. very classy
She looks good but Solange is ATROCIOUS!!! BLECH!
Ok did Beyonce really pose for those pictures. Those pics look so fake. They are air brushed too much and she is not that thin. Solange looks real.
Well that picture is sooooooooo photoshopped….and Solange is an average looking sister i dont have a problem with her nose its her ethnicity and she shouldnt change it..but now them clothes i know mixing patterns can work but in this case NOT!! the skirt, the shoes and the purse wayyyyyy too much
Beyonce’s breasts look saggy. Am I right?
Holla back.
airbush shit is getting ridiculus
I’m not feeling these pictures because they don’t even look real. And she looks like she had plastic surgery or someshit
THAT’S MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
Photoshop award of the year right here folks. We ALL know that Bey is at least 20lbs heavier than this and the pics are old. The mag probably figured it was better to steal old photos then to wait out in the rain to hire Beyonce.
Southern Belle 225
she’s a pretty girl so why do they airbrush her to the point that she doesn’t look real ? Why do they keep making her look so skinny? She has a beautiful body and beautiful curves and that’s one of the best things about her.
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Girl, you know curves aren’t in style in Hollywood! LOL! Bey has a cute figure and face and they really f-ed her up in these pictures.
@ Bossip
y’all kill me w/ the lace front comment. Is it really that bad? lol
It’s really starting to feel like Bey’s 15 mins of fame is surely coming to an end. Thx in part to Ms. Rhianna and the fact that Bey can’t really shine when she’s not the only one in the room w/ the talent.
This is my girl on the talent tip and everything but they did not have to airbrush her this hard, she did not need all that but she is still fierce.
Why do they dress like Sears and Roebuck models we know they are setting their own style but come on now!!!
OKAY IS THAT PYTHON AND POlKA DOTS SOLANGE IS ROCKN?
You folks must be biology majors. Your disecting a few photos of a pretty girl like you would a frog in a lab. Accept the fact it’s some nice photos of Miss Knowles & leave it at that. Really folks, this level of nit picking is silly. Crying about airbushes, her hair her dress, her breasts, etc.
Next.
You can’t give credit when it’s been touch up that much.
All of us have a very good chance if not the certainity to look immaculate after hair and make up & pro photographer and just in case they touch up the picture after- come on now
Leona Lewis
Negrodamus believes Beyonce is only as famous as she is because she fits the “white standard” of beauty for a black female. Talented yes, beautiful yes, but her talent doesn’t outweigh her beauty.
@ BRAIDED BEAUTY, WHERE ARE YOU? AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CHICAGO AND THE RAINBOW ROLLER RINK? COME ON YOU CHICAGO STEPPER GET BACK WITH ME.
HATERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BEYONCE IS BANGING! AND SHE LOOK BETTER THAN RIHANNA..in whatever outfit..that BITCH put on! NOW WHAT?? DO IT BIG BEYONCE!
What you smoking,there?!
Most of those pictures look old. They look like the Destiny’s Child, pre nose job Beyonce.
There is much different style “abroad” they like that airbrush/fake look for their publications. I’m pretty sure Bey had no choice in the matter, it was part of the contract.
She looks like Kim Kardashian. SMH.
We need some new Jay-Z pics. Some new Pharrell pics + some new Kanye pics. Some new Beyonce + Rihanna, etc. Ya’ll be slackin on them niggaz. They the flyest black celebs out. They’re supposed to be our Brad + Angelina and our Britney and our Ben + Jen. Get on it Bossip.
…I hope you all read some of these comments otherwise this is such a waste.
@AuntViv
Kim Kardashian? You got ta be kiddin!
Bey is hands down the prettiest chick in the business! She has got it all! Kim K WISHES, PRAYS, she could look that good.
Beyonce’s breasts are too saggy to be the prettiest in the game. Cassie, Kim Kardashian, Mya (not really in the game, but still…), Amerie (on a good day), and Alicia Keys among others are prettier than Beyonce
kim kardashian is prettier and more natural ( did i say that )
Damn man ya’ll fuckin stalking this chick and Riyanna. They don’t even have a new record out. Man I’m so fuckin sick of seeing beyonce and riyanna on this website. Can ya’ll take a week off of these chicks please?
Nose Job?
@C-Red
Look at People or UsWeekly. They have Bard + Angelina or Britney or Paris Hilton all the time. Why can’t we get our fix?
@ Mr Jamal (the man)….. How did you know i am from chi-town…. just curious.. but anyway i am not there now but i miss there and the Rainbow Roller Rink on Clark and Lawrence closed down a few years back… and steppin of course, you will get jacked livin in chi-town and not knowing how to step… didnt Kellz say steppin in the name of love”" remember when he was singing songs on the Chicago El for money now he has millions but problems also… tsk tsk!!!!!
DEM TITTAYS AM FAKE!
@ BRAIDED BEAUTY, I SAW YOUR COMMENTS ON ANOTHER POST AND I LIKE WHAT I HEAR BUT NOT A STALKER SO DONT RUN AWAY SWEETHEART MY BROTHER HAS SOME PEOPLE IN CHICAGO WHO MAY KNOW YOU. ITS ALL GOOD NOTHING BAD.
her hair always looks so unfortunate!!!! and why no one calls her out on it is beyond me…. that crap don’t even look real…. come on!!!! and while they were photoshopping her skinny they should have photoshopped her girls in front… is that saggage? not a good look!
@ Miss Sugar wells
You are a certified- wig crypt stan and ass licker!
I really want the the pink dress that Beyonce is wearing in the 2nd photo! That outfit is hot! I would wear that dress with similiar shoes when me and my husband go out for a night on the town in Miami.
@ Jamal…. (the man)….. what is your brothers name if i may ask? maybe i did whiz pass him at the Rainbow a couple years ago!!!!!!
she doesnt look natural at all…those pics look scary!!!!!!
Do da Damn thang BEY!!! She is looking fierce!! Air-brushed or not she still Fire!! Stop hatin……knowing good and damn well somebody say half the shit ya’ll sayin about her to any of you ya’ll lose ya’ll f-in mind!! I ain’t Gay I Love the hell out of men but when a Bitch is bad she’s Bad and that’s one from one Bad Bitch to another! Holla!
I lIka me some Beyonce … and Rihanna is cool too !!
Just trying to spike up that conversation that border war
one side for b the other for Rhi Rhi !!
I am 100th! 100th is the new first…
@ Ms Braided Beauty + Jamal makin a love connection.
Awww.
These pictures are a good example of what makeup and photoshop can do…
@jjj
How did you figure that you were 100th?
Did you count out everyone?
If so, good for you.
BEE IS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS..
SOLANGE’S WEAVE IS WRONG AND THAT NEW-GROWTH IS CUTTIN UP!!!
She looks fake. Anyway, although she looks good I still say Rihanna is better looking NATURALLY.
Here comes the stans now…
(stick out my ass) Talk to my ass…
She looks damn amazing, airbrushed but banging all the same.
@ Ashley Seals
No I did not count everybody… LMAO, Before I posted, there were 99 comments so that means I would be 100th.
I think Solange is adopted… does anybody agree???
Solange is not ugly though… she is just not pretty.
HIS NAME IS JAMAR HARRIS AND HE HAS A PICTURE OF HIM SKATING WITH A FOX WITH THE SAME NAME AS YOU, UNLESS THERE ARE SOME MORE BRAIDED BEAUTIES OUT THERE. THE PICTURE IS ABOUT 2 YEARS OLD OR LESS, MY EVIL TWIN WHAY CAN I SAY.
beyonce look really great in that
pic, all you beyonce haters, thats not
airbrush she looks like that natural
bey they just jealous of you and your fine self
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@ Ashley Seals
Beyonce’s breasts look saggy. Am I right?
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Yes you are right! Honestly, I was saying the same thing… Especially in the main pic with her on the cover and in the pic, where she is in the black bathsuit with the red thing over it… looking fake and photoshop, as ever.
oh shit
jjj is back stalking hating on Beyonce! I knew that this bitch..would crawl from whatever hole she came out of! It never fails….Hating because Beyonce..is crushing..Rihanna! It is always going to be some fat sloppy bitches as JJJ..that have fantasies of being on a track team..I think that is what the bitch told me..RRRRRRRRIGHT! bitches keep hating..Because Beyonce is doing her! BACK BACK!
She is a pretty woman, so why airbrush her to the point that it hardly looks like herself.
@ jjj
Not to get all technical, but if you peep the time that you posted your “100th” comment there is another person “Crazy” who posted at the exact same time, but before you.
Sorry to say it, but I think that you might be #101.
Ooo it hurts.
Just joking around so please don’t get mad a me and say something mean.
And on the black bathing suit you’re right you can see she’s got that mean saggy boob game as Bossip might put it.
Breastlift anyone?
Very nice pics…Solange looks nice to..
@ Miss Sugar Wells
in defence of JJJ
Oh shit- you’re back- you are a CRAZY ASSED WIG CRYPT STAN.
Yep Bey would crush RiRi – with her massive thunder thighs and ass- no problem! Thats why the photos are so wak- cause we all know- Beyaki’s jelly is Supersize!
Lord I see the Rihanna stans have taken a break from readying the burnt offerings for the sacrifice at the Rihanna altar today-to continue raging this holy war against all that is not Rihanna! lord and everybody’s breast looks like that when they do all this definition airbrushing retards, no one has control over what they look like after the magazine is done tweaking the pictures, hell I saw youre “goddess” posing “naked” on FHM and they photoshoped her breast so much they looked like they were paralell to her naval! -ughh when will it end ?
anywhoo-I think these pictures are old, and all these magazines will not rest untill theyve comvinced everybody too look like a cartoon! I mean the one of her face is cute, and is the most natural looking , theyre cute pics nonetheless but good grief when do the editors draw the line?
They may as well not even take magazine photos anymomre. She looks computer generated and fake! Pics look good tho, but not ‘real’…
How da heck does Beyonce’s breasts look saggy. What woman has naturally perky breasts. smh. I’m gonna have to pray for yall haters. So Beyonce is fat now? Wow is all I have to say. And I love that you guys keep coming back to talk about someone who you supposedly don’t “like.” But okay carry on and spend the next 2,3 hours arguing over how ugly, untalented, and fake Beyonce is while she is living the good life.
Negrodamus Believes Solange looks like “Sho Nuff” or the popular 80’s cartoon character “Alf”.
Negrodamus also Believes Beyonce is like white women’s pussy. I wish it would just go away, but every time I turn around, it’s in my face.
@Mimi
dont waste youre energy sweetie, logical questions are lost on stans, it dosent compute with them..its like asking an ant a question regarding physics!
I gotcha, girl.
Okay I admit I am jealous as hell of Beyonce. Okay!
I am fat and ugly and I wish I could be as beautiful and bootylicious as the one and only Beyonce.
That’s why I stay hating on her!
She’s getting skinny……..
yall on here acting brand new to airbrushing .. they airbrush EVERY COVER GIRL it aint just beyonce ashlee simpson was on the cover of a mag airbrushed beyond recognition, she looked like a plastic barbie doll .. but solange was feelin herself real hard in that second picture lol but thats cause she ’bout the only one
I hate this bitch! How come nobody ever comments on my talent like they do Beyonce?
lol @ Be-Yaki…..”Yaki”….lol….THATS A GOOD ONE…
LMAO@ Kim Kardashian being some standard now, and that she is more natual and prettier than Beyonce. Yall done lost some brain cells around here.
Beyonce is the hottest chick in the game hands down. Yo whoever said her 15 mins was about up must be smoking dat shit.
People been saying that shit for years Beyonce not going nowhere and Rihanna sho aint hurting her career none. Mami sexy talented and in Forbes.
She look sexy in them pics do yo thang B.
LMAO @ LAI who sounds so dumb talkin about they have different standards “over there” and that airbrushing was agreeded on in a contract LMAO!!! they dont need a celeb or models permission to airbrush their photos. the photos are the magazines property which gives them permission to do with them what they want… she’s so dumb LMAO
This is crazy – that is way too much airbrushing, she is not that tiny. She looks good the way she is normally.
oh boy i wish i was beyonce
i love you , you are my idol…..love
be love you
Are idiots on here really calling Kim Kardashian and Rihanna natural. ROTFLMAO!! Please both them bitches are fake as hell and look deformed. Rihanna got a deformed head and Kim got a deformed ass. Please dont make me gag ugh!. About Beyonce her curves are the best thing about her so they didnt need to photoshop.
@ Ashley Seals
I am not like that at all, I would not say something mean to you… you were not being mean.
Ok, so I was 101…Well, that is too bad. Better luck next time!
Yeah Beyonce’ seemed to have had a saggy day at the airbrushed photo shoot.
yea kim do look better than beyonce
# 1 thats kim real hair ( even though she a hoe)
#2. hell yea kim i more natural than – that beyonce
# 3 kim is also a better hoe than beyonce
so there you have ……
Beyonce is gorgeous and she has the best body in the business. She’s a lot prettier than Ciara Alicia Amerie and all them other chicks out there IMO.
Now they know DAMN WELL B’s legs ain’t that damn thin!!! I thought she liked being thick! B please dont’ fall for the Hollywood stick thin bullshit! BRING BACK DA BOOTY MEAT!!
@ Jamal … (the man) I dont remember the name but a big whats up to you and your twin brother… kicking chi-town always works!
cece stfu. dont nobody give a damn about no kim with her fake ass. Beyonce ova kim fake ass anyday.
please ….have anyone every seen a natural beyonce
without the weave-and all that make-up
@Misty Knight&my friend Sandra Rose……..
You are so amusing!….you crack me up everytime.
That’s the baddest bitch in the game right there. Go girl Beyonce is still that top chick. Love her!
@ o for peace sake
YES we have! Beyonce has been seen plenty of times without make-up and people say she looks even better without makeup and I agree. I’ve seen her real hair a few times and it’s shoulder length so to answer your question yes and she is still beautiful! Bossip hates Beyonce so dont judge by this site. If you go on her fansite there are plenty of pics of her with no makeup or no weave over the years.
@ BeYaKi is a skank ho
“CRAZY ASSED WIG CRYPT STAN”
“Yep Bey would crush RiRi- with her massive thunder thighs and ass”
“Beyaki’s jelly is Supersize”
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LOL! LOL! Thats right…
Well Kim K. is a Cutie…..but I gotta root for my Sistahs everytime….Bee blows her out the water.
Bey looks beautiful as usual to me.
That Bitch ‘Suge’s Balls’ stays on my name… LMAO at her commment…fall back you don’t know me bitch.
Why???Why do they insist on changing the way she really looks? Somebody lost their airbrushing mind.
It seems like every picture I see of this woman is airbrushed to death as if she really needs that!
In a minute we won’t be able to reconize the real Bey. Shit! I can see it now.Folks throwin’ apples and oranges at her on stage and shouting,”Get that Beyonce’ impersonator off the stage,We want the real Beyonce’!” LOL!
beyonce all the way… how did kim k get in this?
@ JJJ
Sugar wells been jacking my name too!#
Oh and she is way prettier and talented than Rihanna so Bossip stop hating because she is better than your obsession!
I have multiple personalities but the truth is I really love Beyonce!
And how come no man will claim me? Why did my boyfriend put me on jump off status? Claim me Chris claim me!
I know am a ho! I am Jay-Z’s personal WHORE! and I am selfish latino creole Diva- and think my shit don’t stank!
alicia has the game on lock and really is
becoming a certified fox, but hands down bey does
have a slim lead in the looks department
but give akeys a year or so to get that body right
infact I love to take it up the ass on a regular basis – cause am worth it!
ROTFLMAO @ the impersonators. Ya’ll are waaaaay more amusing than the boring people ya’ll are impersonating. You’re giving me my laugh for today. BTW Beyonce looks hot in all pictures and she is a natural beauty and dont need any photoshop.
@ Beyonce Knowles
OMG I am your biggest fan! I copy everything you do hoping to be like you some day. I even tried to get with Jay but he said my forehead was too big and that I had nassatall. What’s nassatall?
Have people figured out that I fucked for tracks? But it was only with L.A Reid and it was one time! After he came on my face he sent me away! I’m not that big of a ho I didnt fuck no gay ass Omarion. But I did fuck Shia and Josh them white boys are killing it right now!
*Dead* ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF?! It be some crazy ass people with no lives on the internet.
All the people yall hating on are doing better than your broke ass hating behind a computer.SMH Beyonce is beautiful and has a great body in real life and she is one of the few women who dont need any photoshop.
beyonce’s fotos are a beautiful nightmare
@ Rihanna
aaaww sweetie, am so glad you look up to me, when I was your age like 20 years ago, I looked up Miss Diana Ross and Tina turner too. hence the hollering emulating that I do.
I don’t mind that Jay prefers your cute toned ass and tighter vaj jay than mine, cause am southern girl and y’all know that like my mama , a good southern creole girl, turns a blind eye at her man’s indiscretions, cause thats how we are brought up!
@DIxon
well thank you I aims to please!
anywhoo-back to the stans, honestly If I was a Rih stan, I’d be more concerned about my “idols” “naked” pics appearing next to the title anal sex! maybe thats why she insisits on the S&M outfits? hmmmmm…why do they always place her pics next to the most unfortunate of titles? like the whole Vajayjay thing in Cosmo?….i dunno maybe shes experimenting with a untouched market*shrugs*-hell times are hard! but Im sure youre leader Bajan, will brief you of such matters soon in youre next meeting at HQ
LOL! Yall are funny.
anyway my humble, adoring and gormless fans- I will now bid you farewell as Jay Z wants me to go suck his and Mick Jones dicks, before they do me up my bum bum, southern style!
In the meantime please keep on with the good work, of defending my creole honour, from the fresh young RiRi fans. Remember- ride till we die! Don’t forget to stock up on budget Dereon butt plugs for the weekend too aiiight.
Love y’all you beautiful brainwashed people!
@ Beyonce Knowles
Actually Jay said my pussy was too loose from all the guys I done fucked and he said it smelled like fish! I thought he was trippin but then Shia and Josh both said the same thing so I dont know. He said you had the best pussy in the world and that you smelled like milk and honey so Jay didnt want me but that’s okay I settled for Chris even though he dont claim my ass!
Oh and how come your fans call me the “wannabe beyonce”? Even though it’s true but I’m one of them. Remember when I did a tribute to you and the girls with Amerie them and sounded a hot mess? And I almost cried at the AMA’s when you won that award I am just your biggest fan. Sorry for copying your look dance moves and trying to steal your man and your whole life but I see I am no measure for Queen Beyonce! I’ll just stick to having my ass out and pretending I can sing on stage since my album flopped I have no choice. Oh well.
Sorry my stans but continue on posting on my idol Beyonce’s posts more than you do mine. I’m very upset that my own stans dont even pay me any attention when Beyonce is around. Sigh.
Hello all
she looks like a man in those pics
Rihanna
@ Beyonce Knowles
Actually Jay said my pussy was too loose from all the guys I done fucked and he said it smelled like fish! I thought he was trippin but then Shia and Josh both said the same thing so I dont know. He said you had the best pussy in the world and that you smelled like milk and honey so Jay didnt want me but that’s okay I settled for Chris even though he dont claim my ass!
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ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your a hater..no ur a hater..ur poor broke and lonley..beyonce was the only female born on this planet earth with perfect skin(makeup and nose job)long beautiful flowing hair(lace front wigs) and a beautiful singing voice(ear drum bleeding)..so whats up with all the hate?? She is perfect and we all know that God dosen’t make any mistakes..he sent two perfect people on earth…Jesus and Beyonce..enough said!!!
@ dc diva
Is you for real?
Beyonce dont look nothing like no man ya’ll be on some other stuff sometimes.
I dont know why women be hating on Beyonce so much but they hate on Halle too so I guess they just hate the baddest bitches in the game.
She look sexy as fuck to me her body is bangin’.
@King
Maybe u need to read what I said again. I said “she look like a man in those pics” “those pics”. Got it? I actually like Bey but those pics arent flattering! Thank you
tasha just made my point. Ya’ll females can call Beyonce or any other of these women out here every name in the book but trust there aint a man out there complaining. We all know Beyonce is beautiful I seen her without makeup and she still fine and her nose looks the same so chill. My girl is beautiful and she dont feel the need to hate on any other woman because she is just that secure with herself. I dont know about some of ya’ll on here.
@ DC Diva
I don’t care cause she still dont look nothing like no man. Whateva women are evil as hell ya’ll make a man happy to be a man best believe that. I’m out. Peace!
She looks beautiful as usual to me.
I woulda thought u was a female da way u on here goin back and forth like one. Man up slim! lol
Bey is a notch her sister is average looking
@Ms. Sugar Walls
THE HATER SHIT NEVER STOPS BUT I WOULD THINK BECAUSE ITS PAY DAY FOR MOST HUSTLERS EVERYONE WOULD BE IN A PRETTY GOOD MOOD BUT I WAS WRONG. INKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M GOING BACK TO BED.
^^^^ I might be acting a little slow right now but what is a notch?
@MS BRAIDED BEAUTY, I AM GLAD I CAN GIVE YOUR HOMETOWN A BIG UPS BEING I WAS THERE AND ENJOYED IT A LOT. SWEETHEART YOUR CITY HAS EVERYTHING GOING FROM FOOD TO PLACE TO GO AND DO, HOPE TO GO BACK ONE DAY SINCE MY BROTHER HAS A KID THERE. LATER LOVE.
LOL…..WOW dis is sum real crazy shit going on here!
What in the world happened to this topic? Take me higher, lord!!
@mimi
let’s hold hands and march up YONDER
smdh
Beyaki is stank
JJJ is that U?? Further more HOE…I don’t wear WIGS..bitch! Get it right! IDIOT!
and Who the fuck want to Jack ure name? Bitch..It is either Ms. Sugar Walls, or 314 babbbbby! I don’t have to jack your name..it is other Beyonce fans..in this piece!
its Spring Break so the teens have alot of free time! its also computer time for the mental homes, so there are some who’ve been allowed to leave the rubber room…and I m beginning to think that the Rih stans have nothing better to do then hover on a Beyonce post I have attempted to direct them to the Rihanna Stan Club Headquarters aka sandrarose (as pictured above) but they are ever present, stalking for a Beyonce post while complaining about not seeing enough Rih Rih pics , but yet they stay, refusing to acknowlegde thier “omnipotent” one! SMH what would Rihanna say?
@ Jamal (the man)… lovely just lovely!!!!!!!!!! but remember if you cant step they will grab you up and teach you. (smile)!
@ $moK.E.Y.
This always seem to happen on the Beyonce topics for some reason. Btw, who is that in your avatar. I am an anime lover, lol.
I am outta here… I’m gonna go do some school work. Peace…
Its funny how fans take this shit so seriously. U care about the wrong shit. Ur idolizing someone who doesnt give a shit about u, and then u shouldnt b worried about no one but the almighty. We got this chick Tasha talkin bout god only made 2 perfect ppl Beyonce and God! UR SAD!!! What does that say about u? Get a life and go to church!
ok we all no chicago got the steppin game on lock>>> are we still steppin in the name of love?
Hahahaha… this is too funny!!!!
ROFLOL
@ BeYaki is a skank ho
LOL! They jack peoples names… I will know when it is you posting (I think)
****I am out of here****
@Mimi
yes i notice this WILD WEST SHOOT OUT of words always takes place with “Swirl, Beyonce, & Kim K” topics
cowboy beboy my fav anime
@ jjj
Saying “I am outta here… I’m gonna go do some school work. Peace…”
and then commenting 4 minutes later. Bless your heart.
@DC
obviously the art of sarcasm is lost on you, sweetheart…do they teach that in church?
LOL, yeah those two, also!
I love Tenchi Muyo, although they don’t show it anymore.
LOL @Misty Knight&amy friend Sandra Rose and Ashley Seales, yall are crackin’ me up over here!
I love YuYu Hakusho, but they don’t show that.
Have you heard of Avatar: The Last Airbender? I don’t know if that’s considered anime. That’s another good one.
iS THAT RIHANNA ON JJJ’S GRAVATAR LOOKING LIKE BEYONCE?? LOL
YEAH..THAT DUSTBUCKET BITCH WIL BE BACK! LET’S COUNT DOWN!
How do we add a pic to our profile name like some of the people on this site do? I wanna add a pic of myself.
WILL
@Samuel
go to gravatar.com
@ Misty Knight&my…
How bout this one then! I hope dats not u or anyone related to u cuz dats just ugly.!!! LMMFAO
Yes i have seen that one it is quite good.
Did you ever watch Rourni Kenshin (aka Matosui):The last samouri?
What about Naruto or Ghost in the Shell!?
Benonsense stans are a freakin’ joke. The bitch couldn’t care less about ya’ll. Couldn’t even wave when she passed those poor kids standing in the rain.
Everything about Beyonce is fake. So we shouldn’t be surprised that she’s photoshopped to look like a Barbie, she already fake from head to toe. Natural beauty my ass.
@Ethang
lol
@jjj, girl you know that picture aint you, i saw that girls face on a game show called next on tv. give it up.
What happened to her chest? They really airbrushed her titties away!
I’ve seen Naruto a few times. I’ve had to have my brother explain to me the whole demon trapped inside him business. But I haven’t heard of the others.
I wish they had a channel dedicated to these type of shows. Maybe they do and I’m unaware.
But I recommend YuYu Hakusho and Rourni Kenshin, they are very good and addictive. The story lines are easy to pick up even if you don’t get to pick it up from the beginning.
BTW to get back onto topic if they can airbrush Beyonce, Mariah, and Trina, to all look so good then WTF can’t they make JAY CAMEL look good enough to something better then a Hell Beast.
sure makes my mind go POP POP POP!
@DC
Ohhhh slow one! no thats not me thats my friend and ever loyal rihanna stan (other than ethang)-sandrarose, and youre comment just solidified the fact that the whole concept of sarcasm is lost on you, because that comment has not one ounce of sarcasm , and stop hatin on Sandra shes the baddest bit** in the game!
and spare all youre hilarity acronyms youre slow ass is not laughing that damn hard!
you Beyonce haters kill me..YOU say stupid shit..Like she have no sense..COME ON
who the fuck are YOU?? Do we know YOU? She have to have sense..because YOU dumb haters are hating on her..OBVIOUSLY haters YOU know her..so she have to be doing something right.
Beyonce is such a natural beauty so I dont know why they photoshopping her beauty away. She has a gorgeous face and her hips are out of this world. She looked just like Jessica Rabbit in that movie Carmen. She is not fake her hips are real and she does have real shoulder length hair so stop making up excuses just because you jealous. She is a lot better than fake ass rihanna now everything on that bitch is fake especially the fake ass breast implants she got. Bitch need to invest in some ass implants and singing and dancing implants. At least Beyonce has talent which is more than I can say for half the industry. Keep doing you Bey and making your haters mad! LOL I love it!
@BRAIDED BEAUTY, MISS LADY FORGET YUK MOUTH I GOT PLENTY OF JOKES FOR YOU.
If these women are so attractive why do they need to photoshop them.
Honestly, Yall just hate her to hate her. There is really no point, give credit where its due. Beyonce is a great example of a young successful black woman who isn’t going around doing nasty and bad shit. How the hell do yall expect us to rise on top, if we cant even support a great black artist. But yall are the same one’s who are screaming your lungs out for horrible examples like Lil’Weezle. And yall are the same fuckers who think Rihanna is naturaly pretty when she looks like she has an extra chromosome and we all know it. Just because one person starts hating everyone starts hating. Calm the fuck down, gror up and get your mind back, because this attitude will get you nowhere in life. What has Beyonce done to yer ass? Facts are facts, When it comes to talent she blows away every living soul out today.
AND why the hell are more than half the comments saying “they airbrushed the hell outta her”. We got the point the 40th time. About 180 comments on here say the same thing. I am not even I Beyonce fan, I like her but im not crazy for her and I think yall are ridiculous. Take a look in the mirror then comment ’cause some of yall project livin ass’s no you look like shit but talking shit about Beyonce and Solange. When Karma comes around….DAMN!!
RIHANNA WHO?
Who cares if the pic is airbrushed too much??? We all know Beyonce fine with or without airbrushing…enough please!
Fly Pics! I love it!! I wish they didn’t airbrush her so much…yes, I care….
What’s Accomplished When Hating?…u need to relax, its not that deep.
She looks Spanish!! I love it!!
well i know everyone is saying they airbrushed this girl too the third degree but all the pictures in this magazine are OLD.. the pics they used for this magazine was on beyonceworld.net like around the time before she came out with her first album. So indeed she was smaller then she is now REGARDLESS of the airbrushing.
airbrushed like a bitch that girl was thick as hell at the grammys and i know she didn’t tone it back up that fast.
That’s true, a couple of the pics were taken during the dreamgirls era and no one can say that she was “fat” during that time. She was crazy skinny. I’m glad she is now at her normal curvy size, which is beautiful despite what these haters keep saying 20,000 times.
aren’t these pictures REALLY old? i thought i saw these back in early 2007…
I JUST CHECKED AND YEA THESE ARE OLD, SHE REALLY WAS THIS SKINNY–AROUND THE DREAMGIRLS ERA…SHE LOOKS BETTER THICK!
That’s so sexy and hot .She is so pretty .I love her style.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.Dose she had searched her new love in this site?Dose she really has a new baby?
those pics are screaming PHOTOSHOP… i hate it! she aint that skinny… it looks so not like her WTF?!
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all them pics of B are old..jack literally jacked all her photos and air brushed them even more…changed her pink dress to gold on the cover
Now they wonder why little girls are having low self-esteem, wanting to be pencil thin, with no flaws. Hell didnt she make the song “Flaws and all” I’m not hating on Beyonce, she is one of my favorite artists. I have always admire her business and vocal swag. But damn everybody on the front of a magazine doesnt have to be a size 0!!! They got my home girl looking different!
Nevertheless @least she’s on the front of one!
Ok coming from a real DUDE for 1. who’s not gay or 2. some lonely ass muthafucker beatin his dick to a Beyonce poster who kind of a old/young cat who wifes body is way bangin than Beyonce. Mean when I say Fuck That Plastic Ass Hoe.
Real Talk I’m so sick of faggot ass muthafuckers praising this bitch like she the Almighty Allah what the fuck? Damn the bitch is fine but. Damn I’ve seen better and when her shit be bumpin in the club what the fuck I look like jumpin my ass on the dance floor jammin to her shit? I tell you what I’d look like a straight up faggot thats what. And if any real suppose to be niggas in hear acting like yall be jammin to her shit yall some straight fags real talk if your ass is doin any of them dumb ass dances to her songs . Damn muthafuckers get a fuckin grip for all that or a fly ass bitch instead clit ridin on some tranny ass lookin bitch.Yeah I Fuckin Said It!
By the way check out my gravatar it explains it all later for this bitch.
shes gorgeous already why dey need airbrush
@southern belle 225 Nobody even listening. Has nothing to do with her personally.?? Editors want to sell more mags. WHo’s in “control??”
The thing with Beyonce is is that she is very plain faced (without makeup); she makes a perfect canvas for makeup or computer alterations. She can look extremely different depending on what you put on her; very similar to a mannequin. If you don’t believe me google her images and notice how often she looks like a completely different person.
Beyonce’ looks SAGGYlicious in dem pics.
Bossip where is Rihanna?
She is pretty. I got a brother who said he saw you on a celebrity dating site called WEALTHYLOVES.c o m. Is that you?
they over did it on them pics and I thought the younger sister suppose to be the prettiest maybe she will grow into her looks lol
I am not a Beyonce fan by any means, i do however think she is a beautiful woman, so I hate to see how they photoshopes the hell out of these pics. A friend of mine photoshoped a pic of myself about two weeks ago, and I almost didnt recognize my when he was done, so now I can spot it a mile away. She is beautiful at her natural size so I dont see why they felt it necessary to cut her down the way they did. Oh, well I guess if you feel the need to conform to the current idea of beauty, instead of being naturally beautiful, then you will always have haters.
i don’t like when a pic has been photo-shopped to the point that you know it has…a lil tweaking is o.k. but this is way to obvious
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Two points: Why do Beyonce stans always start their comments with”im not a Beyonce stan but” im sorry but the game is up we know that is just you stans tryin to disguise yourselves so you can infiltrate the comments section!!
^^^
I thought there were 2 points?
and @
What the Fuck etc,. etc.,
Ok maybe youre not gay!,I mean you say the word Ni**a repeatedly, and real, and faggot, and you say that you have a wife who’s body is more bangin then Beyonce..so thats pretty much undenialbe proof of youre hederosexuality(snicker), but Ive never met on straight guy whos felt so passionately about the girl one way or another!? why all the bitches and hoes, and explatives, why soo personal, and then you took it upon youreself to find and post a gravatar (with youre straight ass) that is supposed to be unflattering, and attempt to call attention to it for what purpose exactly? nor have I met a “straight” guy who uses the word tranny! but meh to each “his” own! usually all the straight ones I meet, dont care about “fake” and “plastic” parts etc,. etc., soo all youre rethoric at the very least one can assume you posess and undeniable amount of “BITCHASSNESS” in youre system, cuz sweetie your emotions are way to invested in someone you dont know! sometimes its better to just lay low!
Goodness, the whole zzz thing is really played out. It’d be a better idea for you to hit the sack rather than e-thuggin’ if you’re really that tired. What’s really going on?
she is a ho.
She is a disgrace to the black race
^^^You are in the minority on that one. I’m one of the many who thinks she is a great model for the black race. Do you see any other black person on t.v with 5 commercials like beyonce? No so she is doing big things and is a much better role model than ugly sluts like rihanna and cassie. Beyonce is beautiful and extremely talented and always classy so I give her her props.
Damn it be some faggot ass dudes on this site either that or some females posing as dudes.
This one nigga up top has too many female tendencies dont no niggas hate on Beyonce so might want to man up my nigga.
Beyonce is sexy as hell even in that picture that faggot used she still look good.
Hating is what women do dawg fuck all the bullshit Beyonce a bad bitch.
im not feelin her pics AT ALL!!!!!
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Freelancer, I agree with you. Some friends went with their cousins to her concert and took pictures with her backstage and when I saw the pictures I was shocked that she didn’t jump out at all to me. I, literally, had to pick her out of the group (as one of my friend’s cousins was in the shot with her and I didn’t immediately recognize Beyonce wasn’t the cousin or the cousin, Beyonce). So, my point is she is an average looking woman, naturally…an attractive woman, but not at all the “BAM, BAM” effect you’d expect when seeing her with other women.
Shawty right there is a 10, yeah a 10!
i wud luv to root out beyonces nice peachy ass man. i wud bend that bitch ova, make her spread those legs, lick on her tight ass ring and then bam – shove my dick in hard up that ass and make a bitch scream. yep b cud definately get it, i wud make that bitch bleed.
God damn I need some creamy beyonce pussy up in my nose man, I’d be sniffing that all day all night!
The person thats been leaving messages under my name needs to FALL back – the differences are obvious; mainly that I can spell and use grammar thats higher than that of a 6th grader. Get a life dude!
she looks strange…
@Misty Knight
OMG We have a bossip psychologist! Girl if u are a girl get a fuckin life!!! Do u have to comment on everything dat some1 says. Its a f*ckin blog b*tch! A place 4 opinions no need 4 ur irrelevent and meaningless comments. U make urself look real stupid wit ur ugly ass. Dont put dat uglyness on sandra u kno dats ur hidious ass. And im still LMMFAO!
secure with herself….hmmmm if that was the case she wouldn’t have used four women to get to where she is today?? Ever heard of Lativa, Letoya, Michelle, Kelly..oops i forgot Farrah…
We got this chick Tasha talkin bout god only made 2 perfect ppl Beyonce and God! UR SAD!!! What does that say about u? Get a life and go to church!
If you didn’t realize i was being sarcastic!!! Hello!! I know im far form perfect never would claim to be…Thats how she is percieved as “perfect”…thank u for the suggestion about church though!!!
them two pics on the end are hella old. im lovin that 1 in tha middle gttem b