Shaq Turns 36

Posted on March 31st, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Seen on the Scene, Sports

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Shaq was all nestled up to a countrified heffah as he celebrated his 36th birthday party at Club Body this weekend. She’s almost as tall as Shaq. Either ole girl is on stilts or she’s a authentic amazon.

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  • swoosh

    1ST

  • swoosh

    WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CHARLIE B?

  • Bozo D. Clown

    Charlie Baltimore? Where the hell did they dig her up?

  • Ling

    That’s the singer Jerzee Monet.

  • QueenofallGs

    Not as cute as Shawnie but I guess she knows better than to sell items on eBay for profits lol! But for real happy b’day Shaq & hope you’re happy now!

  • KDollaz

    Shaq’s new girl looks like Shaunie. I guess everybody is on their global grind.

  • MissJoyInsideMyTears

    She is not bad looking…could have done something with the droopy breasts…but overall, not a bad looking couple…more proportionate than shaq and shaunie…

    countrified?

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    Ol’ girl looks like a broke Shaunie… maybe she should try to sell something on ebay.

  • Kamee’

    Another blog site is reporting that ole girl on his arm is Jerzee Monae (not sure of spelling) who had a hit back in 02, but album flopped!

  • Map

    Damn 36? Don’t know why I thought he was older than that.

  • chrissy snow

    and charlie baltimore???????? and shaq turns 36 every damn year it seems like….

  • http://myspace.com/afiya00 Afiya

    GOOD LAWD…he didn’t leave his wife for this??

    Say it ain’t so!

  • http://same jay

    SHE CAN STAND UP TO PLAY WITH HIS WEE,WEE(WOW)

  • Caramel Qtpie

    wow! Shaq is so ashy! he could have atleast put some shea butter on those dry knuckkes of his.

    what is wrong with that girls dress? he under arm look like she has a peice of bologna in a headlock.

    Just nasty!!!

    Shaq looks older that 36!

  • msjlh

    **vomiting**

    after all this time Chopper is still one ugly mo-fo!!

  • Kk

    she could come to my shop and i can give ole girl a nice trim on that mustache!! rotflmbao!!

  • jusplayit04 The Great

    That ain’t Shaq’s New Chick is it? God I hope not.

  • Negrodamus Believes…….

    Negrodamus believes all the free “swag” given away at this party was collected by rapper “Chopper City” and sold on the streets.

    Negrodamus also believes Shaq would be the “Big” in Mtv’s “Rob and Big” if he wasn’t playing basketball. The ultimate friendly negro!

  • chrissy snow

    @ mahogony, i am thinking choppa and charli got that same damn blackberry that chingy got, either that, or has beens who’s names start with the letter C got invited this time instead of the has beens who’s names start with the letter M, monifah, or N, nivea lmmfao

  • $moK.E.Y. has a question?

    Choppa always got a STUPID look on his face.

    like a deer caught in the headlights

  • victory is mine

    damn does charlie baltimore have d-list events on email alert or something….

  • Tiabia

    Seriously, can Shaq’s hand be any ashier!!! YIKES

  • Lyte Bright

    charli b-more looks cute without that bright, clown red hair she usually rocks. and why is chopper even there? he looks lost….

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    Choppa I see you wut up!!

  • chrissy snow

    to $moK.E.Y. lmmfao the real question is how did choppa even get in???? throo a fire escape exit, by dressing as a damn bartender or waiter what????

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    Hey Victory!!! Why you talking about Charlie B. doin d-list events when you got picture of Jon B. for gravatar? Loser

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Shaq is NEVER turning 36…try 46. I need to see Shaq, Akon, and Jay Z birth certificates….pronto

  • Try Again

    First that young lady was standing on a coach that was on shaqs side.

    He didnt come there with her, she happen to be standing there when he arrived and made sure she was in every picture, because stupid sites like this would say she was “his girl”, take a picture make a fake story, check no facts and just run with it.

    You gave yet another unworthy chick 3 seconds of fame.

  • so 510 bay

    she’s cute… but it looks like she hit’s the cheeba often or newports daily

  • $moK.E.Y.

    I figure the stupid look was a good enough disguise for one of the wait staff to let him in through the >EMPLOYEES ONLY< entrance

    and then in came the Rudolph the dumbass deer

  • $moK.E.Y.

    *Rudolph the Dumba$$ Reindeer!

  • Southern Belle 225

    @nikki u…okay! i don’t believe he’s 36 for a second. I like the chick’s hair. And, I don’t know wher they dug up C Baltimore but I like her. I wonder what she does now

  • victory is mine

    @crazy ass rodney

    because unlike charlie b…jon b doesn’t show up to each and every event he can find…and besides he’s still fine….is it bothering you…

  • Trini Chica in BK

    Can you say too much blunts????

    SHe needs to STOP smokin Weed blunts so much..He rlips are Black…she looks horrible.

  • harlemchickk

    i went to club body in harlem on 135st and 12th on opening nite and that chick was in there with her friend. she told me she is a hairstylist and she works in a salon in harlem…. so thats def not shaqs’ girl… she just likes club body but i thought the ish was wack …

  • $moK.E.Y.

    WAIT A COT DAMN MINUTE!

    I just read the title Shaq Turns 36

    and I will concieve my first born through JESUS!

    B U L L S H ! T

  • Marlo Stanfield

    Shawnee was no beauty queen but she look better than this broad. She look like she got “crack lip”. And can someone please tell me how a grown ass man who makes 20 million dollars a year come out with knuckles lookin like he been punchin cement blocks? SMH

  • victory is mine

    @mahogany

    i changed it the last time i was on here….seems like crazy rodney doesn’t like my jon….but it’s all good…he’s staying z-list and all….

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Shaq is whack! Go Lakers 08′ (Yeah, we rep L.A. in BK)

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Why ya’ll gettin @ this dudes knuckles? (Hate, hate, hate, hate)

  • Anon08

    Damn Jerzee looking rough! Bad outfit choice, and she could use some make-up. I’d never go out looking like that.

  • Caramel Qtpie

    @ Brooklyn because he is ashy, and he has too much money to be walking out the house looking like he played with flour. So how is that hate? We just trying to help him out by saying atleast lotion yourself down before walking out the house. Its not hard.

  • http://www.raiders.com BROTHER M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST (ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)

    The lady he is with is “OK” he could have did better.

  • http://www.txshawty.com The REAL Txshawty (now irritated by the imposter)

    Am I trippin or is Chopper/a’s left eye a lil….um…shall we say lazy?

    ‘Get up off the couch and get a job, left eye!’-type lazy lol

  • http://www.txshawty.com The REAL Txshawty (now irritated by the imposter)

    Her hair is cute though, its my length…hmm…{notes this as my next hairstyle} lol

  • Caramel Qtpie

    then his ass needs to carry a travel size bottle of lubriderm or cocoa butter for those rough reptile looking knuckles of his.. dammit!!! lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/mistikay GreenEyedDiva

    her armpit looks like a vagina… get ur arm workout on gurl… and lay off the newports. Or get some lip lightener…one of the 2.

  • http://Sybilblaize.blogspot.com Sybil Blaize

    she’s not letting Shaq go cause she knows a good meal ticket when she see one…N’ lol yea, she prob smokes NEWPORTS daily looking for a meal ticket is stressfull

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @ Sybil Blaize

    Damn, talking about meals, you look like a three course meal @ one of those 5 star restaurants. No reply

  • Family Dollar

    Shaq and his girl both sportin’ a serious 5 o’clock shadow

  • beatifully_made

    Shaq has seriously downgraded. This chick, Jerzee Monet, got all that baby fat hanging out her dress, Everytime I saw Shaunie she was one point. So not good Shaq

  • msjlh

    lol @Green Eyed Diva

    *now why did I go back and look again*

    LOL

  • I’m Just Me

    I am sorry but I thought that Shaq was at least 40 something now!!! He is all up in these BEN-GAY ads and wahtnot! LMFAOOO.

    CHOPPER MAKE MUSIC B*TCH START DANCING!!!

    Charli Balitmore actually looks decent but I am sure it is because you don’t have a full face frontal.

    Shaq wife looks terrible. BLECH! I thought she was prettier than that.

  • I’m Just Me

    I guess that wasn’t Shaq’s Wife. Well whatever She still looks a hot @$$ mess.

    Green Eyed Diva said:

    her armpit looks like a vagina… get ur arm workout on gurl… and lay off the newports.

    ***************************************************

    ****************DEAD*******************

  • liquidackee

    um…his hands look like he been karate choppin some chalk…did chopper’s checks stop rollin in?

  • http://www.raiders.com BROTHER M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST (ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)

    @GreenEyedDiva

    her armpit looks like a vagina… get ur arm workout on gurl… and lay off the newports. Or get some lip lightener…one of the 2.

    ____________________________________________________

    Stop being soooo mean. LMAO

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Lap pulls!!!! I swear by them!!!

  • YES.WE.CAN.2008!!!

    The ONLY reason Shaq would be with a countrified woman like her is because her MOUTH resembles a vagina, like her armpits. Hmm. Same goes for Charlie and Choppa, maybe?????

  • Lili

    LOL Shaq found a giant of a woman…cuz Shaunie was what, about 5’10– and looked way shorter than him.

    For some reason I thought he was older than 36…shoo…he’s just getting started. lol

  • beautiful b

    wow. something about her looks a lil off. hmm i dont wanna call her uglii..but i dont wanna lie either. i got it…she look like a slightley prettier version of fantasia..is it the hair or them dark lips?

  • beautiful b

    and charlie always manage to look evil as hell. like real authentic super i know the devil personaly type-evil

  • Dolla Bill

    Damn Shaq, Step your game up! She’s a loosey, goosey, skeezer with burnt out lips. Total FUG!

  • Applegirl25

    She looks like a broke down Shaunie! He coulda at least got a Kim Kardashian looking broad!

  • Let’s Be Honest

    Lol @ chrissy snow & Celebrity CSI

  • love

    AMARE IS SO ATTRACTIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Kevin

    I guess when a n*gga turns 36 he loses his god damn eye sight.

  • Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Funny…”Either ole girl is on stilts or she’s a authentic amazon”

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braidedbeauty

    @ muah…. What does muah…. someone emailed me and said muah and that was it???????????????????????????

  • Just Sit and Be Pretty

    @ms…it’s the sound of a kiss. :-) Someone’s cyber kissing you…

  • memchee

    *countrified heffa*

    lol, yall need to stop

  • Blok

    Is it just me or does chopper look just like erkel?

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braidedbeauty

    @ just sit and be pretty…. Thanks ma! i guess i need to get my cyber dictionary out and read thru it…muah…. sending off a kiss now that makes sense the next question i need to find out is who? but thanks JSAP!!!!!!!

  • Dominique

    WOW…Charlie Baltimore w/out the red hair.

    And Choppa…He’s from 1 of the making of the bands right?

  • Just Sit and Be Pretty

    @msbraided…no problem. Good luck solving your puzzle.

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braidedbeauty

    @YUK YUK ….. calling YUK YUK / are you out there.. i need my quick fix and you know what i mean .. my mexican joke of the day… dont have me come looking for you with my belt in hand .. you lnow i need my mexican joke of the day.

  • I cant say…

    THIS PARTY WAS RIDICULOUSLY OVER PACKED AND KIM KARDASHIAN WAS THE SO-CALLED HOST… EVERYONE IN THERE WAS TOO CUTE TO ENJOY THEMSELVES AND ONLY WANTED TO BE SEEN POSTING UP WITH THE BIGGER NAMES AND ALL OF A SUDDEN EVEN THE LOCALS WERE ACTING LIKE THEY WERE MILLION DOLLAR BABES!!! THE SPOT IS NICE THOUGH UP IN HARLEM ON 135TH ST IN A LOFT, THIS WAS THE GRAND OPENING, TOO PRETENTIOUS!!!

  • DIAMONDCHEERS

    i have no comment due 2 da fact that chopper was actually invited… LMAO!!

  • DIAMONDCHEERS

    0000MG!! my fault i ain’t even look @ all the pics charlie b was there 2 oooooo LMAO!!

  • Sunshine

    Applegirl25

    She looks like a broke down Shaunie! He coulda at least got a Kim Kardashian looking broad!

    ———————————–

    Now this is the type of FOOLISHNESS I’m talking about! Why would this successful BLACK MAN need to “get with” a NON BLACK woman to make YOU ms. Applegirl feel better about his lot in life???

    NO. He’s much better off with the cute sista in the picture thank you very much!

  • Sunshine

    ooh & why it look like Charli Baltimore jumped outta a busted ass Jeep Grand Cherokee!!

    LMAO at her posing like she’s posted in front of a Bentley or something lol!!

  • http://www.hotfox220.blogspot.com Roroyaboat

    She look hood rat-ish!

    Shaq may need to throw a few spa dates at her to clean her up a bit!

  • fastway

    have you ever had a profile on (Rich kiss.com)? Someone tells me that you’re very popular there with many nice photos. .Is it ture? Are you still there?

  • jjones

    DO you actually think Shaq, a rich black athelete is loooking for a wife, hell naw, i hope he aint that stupid

  • persona

    Why are you calling her countrified just because she looks like a regular black girl? Self-hate man.

    She must be really really tall.

  • April Fresh

    She does look a bit rough and he is kinda ashy, but at least Shaq has a Real Black Woman on his arm and has not Sold Out like some of these weak ass athletes. Reggie, Kobe, etc….

  • Anon08

    Why is everyone calling her a regular black chick? Where do you all live? Her hair is on point. I agree with that. BUT the black lips (probably from smoking) the blotchy skin, the saggy breasts….I mean, is this the standard we hold a “regular black chick,” to? I hope not! If you have dark lips from smoking, wear lip stick, if you have blotchy skin, wear foundation, if you have saggy breasts, wear a bra. It is that simple. She could have and should have done better. No sister I know who go out on a date like that.

  • Ebonyize

    Dayum! I thought Choppa was Jaleel White for a minute. I had to do a double take…..

  • ms meca

    charlie b looks better wit this color hair.. although i did lik the red also./.. she looks so hood wher have she been . and chopper is a bum i neva liked him

  • michelle

    Who let Chopper..Choppa or whatever his name is;

    into the party? What does he do? What has he done since Making the Band?

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