Monday, March 31st, 2008
Shaq Turns 36
Posted by Bossip Staff
Shaq was all nestled up to a countrified heffah as he celebrated his 36th birthday party at Club Body this weekend. She’s almost as tall as Shaq. Either ole girl is on stilts or she’s a authentic amazon.
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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CHARLIE B?
Charlie Baltimore? Where the hell did they dig her up?
That’s the singer Jerzee Monet.
Not as cute as Shawnie but I guess she knows better than to sell items on eBay for profits lol! But for real happy b’day Shaq & hope you’re happy now!
Shaq’s new girl looks like Shaunie. I guess everybody is on their global grind.
They dug deep to find Charlie and Chopper, huh?
She is not bad looking…could have done something with the droopy breasts…but overall, not a bad looking couple…more proportionate than shaq and shaunie…
countrified?
Ol’ girl looks like a broke Shaunie… maybe she should try to sell something on ebay.
Another blog site is reporting that ole girl on his arm is Jerzee Monae (not sure of spelling) who had a hit back in 02, but album flopped!
who the fuck sends these invitations out????? lmao what choppa doing there, is he on shaq record label?
Damn 36? Don’t know why I thought he was older than that.
and charlie baltimore???????? and shaq turns 36 every damn year it seems like….
GOOD LAWD…he didn’t leave his wife for this??
Say it ain’t so!
SHE CAN STAND UP TO PLAY WITH HIS WEE,WEE(WOW)
Please black men PLEASE invest in hand lotion. Jergens/Vaseline Intensive care. I beg YOU!
wow! Shaq is so ashy! he could have atleast put some shea butter on those dry knuckkes of his.
what is wrong with that girls dress? he under arm look like she has a peice of bologna in a headlock.
Just nasty!!!
Shaq looks older that 36!
**vomiting**
after all this time Chopper is still one ugly mo-fo!!
she could come to my shop and i can give ole girl a nice trim on that mustache!! rotflmbao!!
That ain’t Shaq’s New Chick is it? God I hope not.
Negrodamus believes all the free “swag” given away at this party was collected by rapper “Chopper City” and sold on the streets.
Negrodamus also believes Shaq would be the “Big” in Mtv’s “Rob and Big” if he wasn’t playing basketball. The ultimate friendly negro!
Doesn’t Choppa look like a fish? His mouth and eyes just remind of fish…….
I wonder what hole they dug up Charli B. dry ass from. This is why I wouldn’t want to be a celeb. Once the checks stop coming, you dyin to remain relevent. Hell I’m a 9-5er and I keep my clothes and shoe game on point. But you know after they been in the spotlight they aren’t about to work a real job.
@ mahogony, i am thinking choppa and charli got that same damn blackberry that chingy got, either that, or has beens who’s names start with the letter C got invited this time instead of the has beens who’s names start with the letter M, monifah, or N, nivea lmmfao
Choppa always got a STUPID look on his face.
like a deer caught in the headlights
damn does charlie baltimore have d-list events on email alert or something….
Seriously, can Shaq’s hand be any ashier!!! YIKES
charli b-more looks cute without that bright, clown red hair she usually rocks. and why is chopper even there? he looks lost….
Choppa I see you wut up!!
to $moK.E.Y. lmmfao the real question is how did choppa even get in???? throo a fire escape exit, by dressing as a damn bartender or waiter what????
Hey Victory!!! Why you talking about Charlie B. doin d-list events when you got picture of Jon B. for gravatar? Loser
lmao @ chrissy snow!!!!!!!
He stole that black pass to get in.
Charlie did too that’s why they are showing us they were “invited”…
*giving side eye*
Shaq is NEVER turning 36…try 46. I need to see Shaq, Akon, and Jay Z birth certificates….pronto
First that young lady was standing on a coach that was on shaqs side.
He didnt come there with her, she happen to be standing there when he arrived and made sure she was in every picture, because stupid sites like this would say she was “his girl”, take a picture make a fake story, check no facts and just run with it.
You gave yet another unworthy chick 3 seconds of fame.
she’s cute… but it looks like she hit’s the cheeba often or newports daily
I figure the stupid look was a good enough disguise for one of the wait staff to let him in through the >EMPLOYEES ONLY< entrance
and then in came the Rudolph the dumbass deer
*Rudolph the Dumba$$ Reindeer!
@nikki u…okay! i don’t believe he’s 36 for a second. I like the chick’s hair. And, I don’t know wher they dug up C Baltimore but I like her. I wonder what she does now
@crazy ass rodney
because unlike charlie b…jon b doesn’t show up to each and every event he can find…and besides he’s still fine….is it bothering you…
Can you say too much blunts????
SHe needs to STOP smokin Weed blunts so much..He rlips are Black…she looks horrible.
Love CHarilie with the BLACk hair…Black hair is sooo sexy.
i went to club body in harlem on 135st and 12th on opening nite and that chick was in there with her friend. she told me she is a hairstylist and she works in a salon in harlem…. so thats def not shaqs’ girl… she just likes club body but i thought the ish was wack …
Charlie B is a certified model now…didn’t peep her on Rip The Runway???? Well she’s done other shows as well
Jerzee needs to lay off the ganja her lips is probably as black as the crack of her ass
And what the fuck is Shaq doing you leave a bad bitch like Shaunie you’re supposed to do better not downgrade stupid nigga
WAIT A COT DAMN MINUTE!
I just read the title Shaq Turns 36
and I will concieve my first born through JESUS!
B U L L S H ! T
hmmmmm, victory I still see Obama in your gravatar…..am I the only one?
Where the hell is Jon????
Shawnee was no beauty queen but she look better than this broad. She look like she got “crack lip”. And can someone please tell me how a grown ass man who makes 20 million dollars a year come out with knuckles lookin like he been punchin cement blocks? SMH
@mahogany
i changed it the last time i was on here….seems like crazy rodney doesn’t like my jon….but it’s all good…he’s staying z-list and all….
Shaq is whack! Go Lakers 08′ (Yeah, we rep L.A. in BK)
Why ya’ll gettin @ this dudes knuckles? (Hate, hate, hate, hate)
Damn Jerzee looking rough! Bad outfit choice, and she could use some make-up. I’d never go out looking like that.
@ Brooklyn because he is ashy, and he has too much money to be walking out the house looking like he played with flour. So how is that hate? We just trying to help him out by saying atleast lotion yourself down before walking out the house. Its not hard.
The lady he is with is “OK” he could have did better.
Am I trippin or is Chopper/a’s left eye a lil….um…shall we say lazy?
‘Get up off the couch and get a job, left eye!’-type lazy lol
Homegirl is cute and her face ain’t caked with all that nasty makeup. And her hair is gorgeous. . .nice, short and clean. It’s refreshing to see a sista without a stinky ass weave or extensions.
Shaq’s mitts are probably ashy from hand slapping niggas dap all night.
Her hair is cute though, its my length…hmm…{notes this as my next hairstyle} lol
Chuck B-more was on a recent interview with wendy williams she has a 18yr old daughter and a like 7 or 8 year old daughter she said shes focusing on her daughters modeling career right now and if the rap thing rekindles than she will pursuit again and she also said that SHE was Biggies girl at the time of his death… No chuck FAITH was. lol
then his ass needs to carry a travel size bottle of lubriderm or cocoa butter for those rough reptile looking knuckles of his.. dammit!!! lol
Damn, TxS
Shem got to U 2!!!
The tom-fuckery some display…..
Someone wants to be part of a group.
Anyhoo, I might press out my short waves for that look as well………How DWoods’ hair should look.
her armpit looks like a vagina… get ur arm workout on gurl… and lay off the newports. Or get some lip lightener…one of the 2.
My goodness Bossip. She’s not tall at all. She’s probably standing on something cause I saw pics on another site and she is really short in comparison to him
she’s not letting Shaq go cause she knows a good meal ticket when she see one…N’ lol yea, she prob smokes NEWPORTS daily looking for a meal ticket is stressfull
@ Sybil Blaize
Damn, talking about meals, you look like a three course meal @ one of those 5 star restaurants. No reply
Shaq and his girl both sportin’ a serious 5 o’clock shadow
Shaq has seriously downgraded. This chick, Jerzee Monet, got all that baby fat hanging out her dress, Everytime I saw Shaunie she was one point. So not good Shaq
lol @Green Eyed Diva
*now why did I go back and look again*
LOL
AMARE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!!!
I am sorry but I thought that Shaq was at least 40 something now!!! He is all up in these BEN-GAY ads and wahtnot! LMFAOOO.
CHOPPER MAKE MUSIC B*TCH START DANCING!!!
Charli Balitmore actually looks decent but I am sure it is because you don’t have a full face frontal.
Shaq wife looks terrible. BLECH! I thought she was prettier than that.
I guess that wasn’t Shaq’s Wife. Well whatever She still looks a hot @$$ mess.
Green Eyed Diva said:
her armpit looks like a vagina… get ur arm workout on gurl… and lay off the newports.
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LOL@ niggas lyin bout their ages like females do
LOL@chopper and charlie balt being @ the party
um…his hands look like he been karate choppin some chalk…did chopper’s checks stop rollin in?
@GreenEyedDiva
her armpit looks like a vagina… get ur arm workout on gurl… and lay off the newports. Or get some lip lightener…one of the 2.
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Stop being soooo mean. LMAO
Lap pulls!!!! I swear by them!!!
Armpits do resemble vaginas though seriously. LOL. I might have to stop eatin pussy behind that thought. Yuck. And I like eatin pussy too. LMAO. Yall have a great day. Oh, Shaq, yeah……… uh, happy 36th or whatever. No more rings for you. That nigga Kobe done finally grew on me. LOL.
Pray for the Leverts yall. In a minute……….
The ONLY reason Shaq would be with a countrified woman like her is because her MOUTH resembles a vagina, like her armpits. Hmm. Same goes for Charlie and Choppa, maybe?????
LOL Shaq found a giant of a woman…cuz Shaunie was what, about 5′10– and looked way shorter than him.
For some reason I thought he was older than 36…shoo…he’s just getting started. lol
All I can say is if it is true…I’m so glad it is a sister…a real sister…not a “Bey”
wow. something about her looks a lil off. hmm i dont wanna call her uglii..but i dont wanna lie either. i got it…she look like a slightley prettier version of fantasia..is it the hair or them dark lips?
and charlie always manage to look evil as hell. like real authentic super i know the devil personaly type-evil
In all honesty Shaq ain’t sexy either BUT he can buy sexy. lol
Damn Shaq, Step your game up! She’s a loosey, goosey, skeezer with burnt out lips. Total FUG!
She looks like a broke down Shaunie! He coulda at least got a Kim Kardashian looking broad!
Lol @ chrissy snow & Celebrity CSI
AMARE IS SO ATTRACTIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I guess when a n*gga turns 36 he loses his god damn eye sight.
Funny…”Either ole girl is on stilts or she’s a authentic amazon”
@ muah…. What does muah…. someone emailed me and said muah and that was it???????????????????????????
@ms…it’s the sound of a kiss.
Someone’s cyber kissing you…
SHAQ I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH HIS WIFE.
HIS GIRLFRIEND LOOKS A LIL LIKE HIS WIFE. BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND LIKE VERY HOOD. I HOPE YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
*countrified heffa*
lol, yall need to stop
OH YEAH SHAQ SINCE YOU HAVE ALL THIS MONEY YOU COULD HAVE BOUGHT YOUR GIRL A BETTER DRESS. DAME. IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S WAERING A SHEET FROM CONWAY’S FOR $2.99.
Is it just me or does chopper look just like erkel?
@ just sit and be pretty…. Thanks ma! i guess i need to get my cyber dictionary out and read thru it…muah…. sending off a kiss now that makes sense the next question i need to find out is who? but thanks JSAP!!!!!!!
WOW…Charlie Baltimore w/out the red hair.
And Choppa…He’s from 1 of the making of the bands right?
@msbraided…no problem. Good luck solving your puzzle.
SHAQ YOUR WIFE LOOK’S A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND. YOU WERE BETTER OFF STAYING WITH YOUR WIFE. IF YOU WANTED TO LEAVE YOUR WIFE YOU COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB. BECAUSE IF IT WAS ME I WOULD BE MADD THAT YOU COULDN’T DO BETTER THEN ME.
@YUK YUK ….. calling YUK YUK / are you out there.. i need my quick fix and you know what i mean .. my mexican joke of the day… dont have me come looking for you with my belt in hand .. you lnow i need my mexican joke of the day.
SHAQ I’M VERY UPSET WITH YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN WITH YOUR WIFE FOR SO MANY YEARS AND NOW YOU FEEL YOUR NOT INLOVE WITH YOUR WIFE ANYMORE. YOU REALLY NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR DOING TO HER AND YOUR KIDS.
who cares about shaq BOSSIP WE NEED MORE PICS OF AMARE!!!!!!!!!! Not Amara like how you spelled it AMARE STOUDEMIRE!! THANKS!
THIS PARTY WAS RIDICULOUSLY OVER PACKED AND KIM KARDASHIAN WAS THE SO-CALLED HOST… EVERYONE IN THERE WAS TOO CUTE TO ENJOY THEMSELVES AND ONLY WANTED TO BE SEEN POSTING UP WITH THE BIGGER NAMES AND ALL OF A SUDDEN EVEN THE LOCALS WERE ACTING LIKE THEY WERE MILLION DOLLAR BABES!!! THE SPOT IS NICE THOUGH UP IN HARLEM ON 135TH ST IN A LOFT, THIS WAS THE GRAND OPENING, TOO PRETENTIOUS!!!
i have no comment due 2 da fact that chopper was actually invited… LMAO!!
0000MG!! my fault i ain’t even look @ all the pics charlie b was there 2 oooooo LMAO!!
That’s so happiness.She is super prettu and large sexy .She has my whole-hearted support.I love her .I saw her always dating some sexy play boys in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether she has searched her true love in this site ?Dose she really has a new baby with a young sey boy?How long their love can last?
they do make a good couple, if they are together
The girl is naturally cute not super model exotica but regular girl who works in your office CUTE/PRETTY perhaps this pic was taken at the end of the night when smoke, the drink and pure exhaustion took over. Either way the sista probably looks like many of you hiding behind your computers on Bossip so what yall saying about yourselves??? hum???
Applegirl25
She looks like a broke down Shaunie! He coulda at least got a Kim Kardashian looking broad!
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Now this is the type of FOOLISHNESS I’m talking about! Why would this successful BLACK MAN need to “get with” a NON BLACK woman to make YOU ms. Applegirl feel better about his lot in life???
NO. He’s much better off with the cute sista in the picture thank you very much!
ooh & why it look like Charli Baltimore jumped outta a busted ass Jeep Grand Cherokee!!
LMAO at her posing like she’s posted in front of a Bentley or something lol!!
She look hood rat-ish!
Shaq may need to throw a few spa dates at her to clean her up a bit!
have you ever had a profile on (Rich kiss.com)? Someone tells me that you’re very popular there with many nice photos. .Is it ture? Are you still there?
DO you actually think Shaq, a rich black athelete is loooking for a wife, hell naw, i hope he aint that stupid
Why are you calling her countrified just because she looks like a regular black girl? Self-hate man.
She must be really really tall.
Bossip why do you steal from NB’s site so much. You slacking on staff?
Now hes just as old as his shoe size
She does look a bit rough and he is kinda ashy, but at least Shaq has a Real Black Woman on his arm and has not Sold Out like some of these weak ass athletes. Reggie, Kobe, etc….
Why is everyone calling her a regular black chick? Where do you all live? Her hair is on point. I agree with that. BUT the black lips (probably from smoking) the blotchy skin, the saggy breasts….I mean, is this the standard we hold a “regular black chick,” to? I hope not! If you have dark lips from smoking, wear lip stick, if you have blotchy skin, wear foundation, if you have saggy breasts, wear a bra. It is that simple. She could have and should have done better. No sister I know who go out on a date like that.
Dayum! I thought Choppa was Jaleel White for a minute. I had to do a double take…..
man i thought shaq was older then 36! and ol girl look lik a broke a$$ shaunie…shaq needs some lotion on them ashy fingers…. she aint ugly she just looks lik his wife a lil…
@mr applegirl25
he is wit who he should be wit a black women.. he dont need a kim k.. the girl he wit doesnt need to get famous off a sex tape.
charlie b looks better wit this color hair.. although i did lik the red also./.. she looks so hood wher have she been . and chopper is a bum i neva liked him
Bossip ya’ll are wrong for that!! (LOL) I would have not noticed how tall this girl is if you not have pointed it out….
Who let Chopper..Choppa or whatever his name is;
into the party? What does he do? What has he done since Making the Band?
Bossip–your writers are really stupid and beyond low class at times. I’m curious as to what makes the lady in this picture countrified and what makes you an authority on what countrified is??
Dang, Bossip! Was it necessary (or even appropriate) to call this young lady a heffah and countrified? She looks perfectly natural (and attractive)…not a whole lot of make-up and weave. If that’s countrified, then that’s a whole lot of us out here….