Jesus Take The Wheel: 15 Year Old Working as Stripper and Grandmother Hits News Crew With a Hoe

Posted on August 26th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: For the Children, Jesus Take The Wheel, News, Pure Comedy, SMH, The Hood Life

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This mess is crazy on a bunch of levels. A Grandmother called the police to report that her granddaughter, 15, was stripping at a local bar. When the TV crew shows up to granny’s house…well, you must see it to believe it.

Pop it and Watch it.

Letting a 15 year old girl strip at your bar must have some severe consequences…right?

  • denayk

    I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM THIS SHIT

  • Peenut

    Grandma’s a real OG

  • AAdonis

    WoW..

  • DAYWALKER®( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!)

    A HOE??? WELL, I AIN’T GONNA TOUCH THAT ONE, IT KINDA WRITEWS ITSELF, NOW DOESN’T IT?????

  • Miss Kesha (twitter .com/miss_kesha)

    Grandma looked like a straight ninja with that hoe. But SMH@ the granddaughter.

  • ROCKKIE

    She called to report her garndaughters activity she didn’t ask for reprters at her door. What I want to know, is why didn’t she report her grandaughter not going to school, unless this was the reason why she was sent to the grandmother. The way she was swinging that hoe around, I will be home before curfew like an hour before homework done before I got home never miss a day of school. f I were that club owner I will takemyself to jail. Seriously that place should be shut down 15 years old, they knew.

  • http://www.ster.com stacey

    Did you see the white lady reporter bouncing while that sista was still trying to explain away? Home girl was like deuces…

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    Aunt Carmen and cousin Keisha, is that YOU?????

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    Lol @ stacey!

    I saw that, too!!!

    LMAO!!!!

  • Aunt Viv

    LOL @ 1TruDiva!

    This post breaks my heart…moving on…

  • http://bossip miss dior

    hahaha…i saw this on CNN yesterday.

  • Sage

    if this is the grandmother no wonder the granddaughter is 15 year old stripper or should I say striplet

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    My only question is–

    What was Aunt Car….I mean Grandma doing with a hoe in the house?

    It was like she kept it right at the front door.

    Lol!

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    @ stacey–

    I came back just to reread your post!

    You got me crying over here!!!

  • Gimmeabreak78

    Wow.

  • http://myspace.com/caramellionaire Caramel

    that is really sad the girl only 15 im sorry u can tell a lil girl when u see one

  • johnson

    I see hoe, but naree piece of grass. Why did she even buy a hoe. Who keeps a hoe at the front door. A hoe is kept in some kind of shed with the rest of the tools. What’s in the bedroom, a crockpot?

  • HOE At The DOE – SCRUB At The CLUB

    News at 11.

  • Ms. Littlejohn

    She wanted ‘em off her damn property! LOL…

  • http://BOSSIP RUDEBOY

    after grandma pulled out that hoe..she showed she had 2 hoes in her house…hahahaha….

  • WhatTHE****

    I’M SORRY TO GOD AND MY OWN MORALITY FOR LAUGHING AT THIS…ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

  • Suze Orman

    “…they used to call me crazy joe. Well now they can call me batman!!” Annnnd CUT!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/LarryLuvLife Larry

    That looked like something you would see on The Boondocks:)

  • bae19

    OMIGOD I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Blacky – Unofficial Bossip celeb – Future Karrine

    Hey everyone. My Q&A is today and it is in the Jay-Z thread. Come with your best questions.

  • TM30

    Wow, just wow.

    People, don’t embarrass yourselves like this. If you know you aren’t right and a news crew approaches, don’t answer the door or just keep walking.

  • BE

    6 am you crazy…but that list sounds about right

  • Ms. Littlejohn

    Awww, guys! Don’t mess up the mood! These comments are getting me through my morning…

    ; )

  • WTF?

    AWWW,MAN Y’ALL COMMENT B GOIN HARD!!!!

    LMAO!!! WHERE THE HELL SHE GOIN SWINGIN HOES AROUND

  • NY2CaliLVN

    lmfao @ johnson
    crockpot in the bedroom ROTF…

  • Lo

    Girl if you dont get your aunt…@ Deloris White…lol i kno your reading thhis…lol

  • softy

    Cocoa,FL is on the opposite side of Cocoa Beach (you know from the famous I Dream Of Jeannie). It has some rough areas.

  • Lady J

    This is Rhianna when she grows up…..

  • really tho?

    Seriously?! SMH

  • RERUN

    Ohhhh, this takes me back. One day, while we was taking a break from filming, I stole a piece o’ chicken off of Mabel King’s plate and she nearly broke her foot off in my rotund ass. O, memories…

  • http://YAHOO.COM Camiesha.Jackson

    Dang!This is like 5 miles away from my house.This is in West Cocoa.

  • TMHESQ

    Sad, on so many levels.

  • BlackBytch

    Grandma knows her granddaughter pays the bills and passes her a fifty every two weeks. She ain’t killing her golden goose.

  • http://www.myspace.com/musicman2486 L

    LMAO 6AM WENT ALL UP IN JROCKS ASS!! (NO HOMO)

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @Anyone!

    What the f*ck is a “hoe”?!

    (((Scratching my head)))

  • Ms. Littlejohn

    It’s a tool used to weed or turn over soil for planting…

  • Ms. Littlejohn

    @Brooklyn

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @Ms. Littlejohn

    Thanx hun :)

    No wonder I had no clue what a hoe was, lol…

    There’s no plants or soil in Brooklyn, lol…

  • Ms. Littlejohn

    LOL… They’re rarely used in San Diego either, Hell, most of the grass is brown!

  • http://www.castlehairstudio.com pistol whipped

    People should do that ish more offten.

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @Ms. Littlejohn

    LMAO….

    I have to run… Looking forward to chatting again!

    Good Nite! :)

  • http://my242.com/2009/08/jesus-take-the-wheel-15-year-old-working-as-stripper-and-grandmother-hits-news-crew-with-a-hoe/ Jesus Take The Wheel: 15 Year Old Working as Stripper and Grandmother Hits News Crew With a Hoe – My 242

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  • Shay

    That’s some ignorant stuff right there. Grandma had that garden hoe right at the door like she’s ready for war.

  • whatever

    “I see hoe, but naree piece of grass. Why did she even buy a hoe. Who keeps a hoe at the front door. A hoe is kept in some kind of shed with the rest of the tools. What’s in the bedroom, a crockpot?”

    This is not funny. My grandmother had a hoe and raised a garden in the projects. She, also, had several crockpots. Some for stew and some for collard greens and some for curry chicken or goat. Never disrespect your elders. Your days will be longer when you respect them.

  • whatever

    @ 6am

    I see you need a lot of attention and I will say this again; I am sorry for all southerners that put a bad taste in your mouth. Please forgive them and mend your heart and move on. It’s more to life then holding pain.

    Good luck

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    @ Whatever, And i know you agree with me.

  • whatever

    @ 6am

    Oh wow! Disregard anything I’ve typed. You’re a male? I thought you were a female, the way you rant and rave about the south. I thought some man had his “way” with you and you were bitter.

    By all means…continue to do what you do. I still sense the pain, though. She must’ve been a heck of a woman!

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    ok is that enough everyone? you want your blog back?

  • whatever

    @6am

    I do agree. I have home-training and I am saddened by a lot of things that go on. I also like your comments and flow, when you don’t focus on a particular subregion. I get confused and distracted by what you have to say. I know a lot of jerks out here in California and I am perplexed by your hatred towards the south…;does San Diego count? That’s southern California.

  • whatever

    Birmingham? My dad told me that we were related to a chick (that was married to a former mayor of Birmingham). When I found out who this distant cousin was married to…let’s just say…I wasn’t very enthused about attending the family reunion. LoL!

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    lol

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    ok im going to lunch now, bye all

  • http://bossip MoniSings

    That old lady came out swinging…she was NOT havin it! Those reporters will be talking about this ish for the next 20 years. LMAO!

  • BigCorn

    All I can say is Lord Help them and help us!

  • MISSY

    @ da real wifey…thanks for your well written comment. I agree with you 100%! The Grandmother was trying to protect her 15 year old fass grandaughter from further exploitation. She old and upset…no telling what that little girl put her through!

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    @ AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW–

    I swear, I’m right here with you on it. I was about to turn in for the evening then I remembered this thread.

    I HAD to come back for one more laugh for the night!

  • ANON!

    6am is an ignorant nobody..Dumb s*** happens across the whole country, not just the south.

  • Mavis Becon

    The reason the hoe was readily available was, the 15 year old was not paid for the first night, the manager gave her an old hoe (that was mysteriously left in the basement)as payment for her woefully stripper performance, and was told to practice her pole dancing on the hoe.Well, being the industrious young lady we all now know and love, she took the hoe home to grandma chabawonga. Well, seeing this common garden tool,grandma chaba became immediately enraged and struck out at the only ones she could, well without jeopardizing a much anticipated wind-fall…and that’s what had had happened

  • asdf

    she all sweaty around the collar, lol

  • http://bossip.com s

    LMAO & ROFL

  • Barry

    Funny..

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    @ babylove,

    I usually dont respond to old posts, but looki’ herre, for every ghetto hoodrat you can find in the north, I’ll find 10 in the south, the only difference will be that the ones in the south will be proud of their ignorance!

  • Its6amHoGetOut, resident genius

    @ babylove,

    Ok thats fair, but damn the deep south seems to allow in its ignorance.

  • Its6amHoGetOut, resident genius

    Thats “wallow”

  • http://www.MMAUFC.TK Winifred Flammang

    This blog is great. How did you come up witht he idea? 6 6 1

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