Between a Rock and a Hard D**k

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Chris & Malaak

Chris Rock was in court today testifying in the Anthony Pellicano wiretapping case:

“A freaked-out Rock took the stand for roughly 15 minutes to talk about a most uncomfortable subject — DNA and baby mamas. As we already reported, Rock’s attorney hired the P.I. to the stars to investigate Monica Zsibrita, who had claimed she and Rock had hooked up, and that he was the father of her child. DNA proved otherwise, so Zsibrita changed her tune, alleging Rock raped her. That’s when a stressed-out Rock got on the horn with Pellicano, and it was all caught on tape. As for the rape allegations, Rock testified, ‘I’m here a free man, I didn’t do anything wrong. You know I didn’t do anything wrong!'”

Another stank heffah trying to pin rape charges on a brother. Hey Chris, keep your head up (the big one only please), and stay clear of those trashy trailer park hoes.


Chris’ Ho

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