Between a Rock and a Hard D**k
Posted by Bossip Staff
Chris Rock was in court today testifying in the Anthony Pellicano wiretapping case:
“A freaked-out Rock took the stand for roughly 15 minutes to talk about a most uncomfortable subject — DNA and baby mamas. As we already reported, Rock’s attorney hired the P.I. to the stars to investigate Monica Zsibrita, who had claimed she and Rock had hooked up, and that he was the father of her child. DNA proved otherwise, so Zsibrita changed her tune, alleging Rock raped her. That’s when a stressed-out Rock got on the horn with Pellicano, and it was all caught on tape. As for the rape allegations, Rock testified, ‘I’m here a free man, I didn’t do anything wrong. You know I didn’t do anything wrong!’”
Another stank heffah trying to pin rape charges on a brother. Hey Chris, keep your head up (the big one only please), and stay clear of those trashy trailer park hoes.
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not to be racist but why is it always a white chick tryin to bring a black man down???? These bitches probably think cuz of their skin color they have a better chance in court. Well no bitches ya dont! So cut the bullshit!
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its sad chris rock fucked her
WHEN WHITE PUSSY ATTACKS! IN A THEATER NEAR YOU!
Hey she couldn’t get him to give her money for a baby so she cried rape…chick tryin’ to get paid my any means necessary.
Another one that needs to sit down and STFU!
But that’s what Chris gets…that creepin’ backfired…dumbass!
Rock needs to raise his trick bar. At his level of cake, he really needs to be fuckin’ with a higher caliber of whore…
Wow, this girl is beyond ugly
THIS IS FOR MY BOSSIP MEN:
why,oh why, do MOST men downgrade when they cheat?
speaking from my own experience-when i have cheated on a boyfriend- you better believe the dude LOOKED better and was clearly bringing something to the table,i wasn’t receiving at home!
Such sadness!
EEEEWWWWWW Lady!!!! EEEEWWWWWW Chris!!!…LOL
hot ass mess. chris u had to learn ur lesson the heard way…but i bet u got the message huh?
@ bree
The only thing better than pussy, is new pussy. It’s a dick thing. You wouldn’t understand. Besides, sometimes, pussy ain’t got no face.
Negrodamus believes the alleged victim, Monica Zsibrita is part of a “rapist/paternity pyramid scheme”
lol@ negrodamus
**hard…sorry for the typo
Negrodamus believes Jesse Jackson’s, Bill Cosby’s and Kobe Bryant’s alleged victims are all co-conspirators with Monica Zsibrita.
@ Negrodamus …….a “rapist/paternity pyramid scheme”.
by george he’s figured it out. i wonder how they recruit for this?
@ Marquis De Sade..
i knew that response was coming..he is a married man w/ celebrity status- he can have women who look better then his wife, so again i ask- why the downgrade?..new pu$$y doesn’t require standards?
no..lol..let’s give Chris Rock some credit, he’s not blind, this woman monica is not the one in the photo above, do a search on her name people.
Negrodamus believes Chris Rock’s alleged rape victim resembles a poor mans Diane Lane.
i don’t feel sorry for him.
@beautiful b
how they recruit them is they go the local trailer parks and find the scuzzy crackhead white chic. it shouldn’t be a problem finding one since they all seem to fit into that category.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
MONICA IS NOT THE WOMAN IN THE PHOTO; DO A SEARCH!
that ain’t the same chic
dang,bossip! has it come to this?
maybe they should get the right photo of the right woman….eh bossip?
Beacuse the mugshot is of a stalker, not the jumpoff!
@Bree, it was proven the father of that womans baby was some african nigga who told her ass to claim the baby was Chris Rock’s, Its hard to turn down pussy at 3am unless the bitch looks like Fantasia, then you dont have to worry about anything because your dick wouldnt even get hard!
See all, 6am with all the right answers!
That’s what he gets for messing with a white girl! Thank goodness he didn’t really knock that bitch up!
Damn, this some old news. This happened almost 10 years ago. Chris and his wife were seperated at the time. Hell, i’m sure if his wife wanted a jump-off, which she was probably getting broke off by somebody, she wouldn’t have called Chris.
@negrodamus…you are right on and funny as hell! all day long!
I LOOKED THE Monica Zsibrita PIC UP… and she AINT all that either ;-(
the real Monica
fisherwy.blogspot.com/2008/03/monica-zsibrita-photo-biography .html
How about keeping your dick in your pants, Chris!!
@ 6am
..LOL..
i guess i just may not get a satisfying answer-other then the easy ‘pussy has no face’..bcuz dick sure as hell has a face, width & length
@ Bree
Well despite popular belief, Bree, maybe us guys aren’t as shallow when it comes to looks, than what you have been led to believe. Maybe Chris was looking for that “EMOTIONAL CONNECTION” that he obviously wasn’t getting from his wife at the time. LOL!
He could have avoided all of this. You reap what you sow.
Malaak appears to be a dedicated and loving wife. Chris Rock is not the most handsome dude, but they make a nice couple. If they were indeed seperated when he alledgedly messed with this garbage, then I am sure that Malaak has forgiven. Forgiveness takes character and is the hardest thing to do! The easiest thing is to walk away and hate each other…
@ Marquis..
LMAO..ok
Why do these black men constantly get caught up?
@superherochic
ICAM!!
When these women approach the married celebrity males, if the guys would weigh what they have against what they stand to loose if they stray, maybe NO would become apart of their vocabulary.
C.mon people, Gov.Spitzer got caught up last month, Bill/Monica…Black get caught no more than their white counterparts or screw any more uglier women. It just the d–k that ’s doing the thinking:-(
GIRL DONT U KNOW HOW BIG DAT DICK COULD BE?ITS UNCIRCUMCISED….I WOULD SLOWLY PULL DAT SKIN BACK, AND GET READY TO DRINK…SMEGMA AND ALL! U WOULD LUV IT TOO GURL
d-nice
It just the d–k that ’s doing the thinking:-(
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Exactly, that’s why they keep coming up short!
Chris Rock said it best, Dont cheat cus you will get cought!! LOL
do you remember pooky eating that stale bread on crack night?
Chris man if you need help with women you jus let me know
why? damn
Skank hoe tryin to get some money off a brother? Again? DAMN.
She looks like she lives in a trailor up in the hills!
Because Hollywood celebrities are such honest, loyal people… Am I right? Why would anybody lie about Chris Rock when there are tons of other people to frame? @lisalisa- You are ignorant and the reason the Conservative media labels most Blacks as racist. Do all Blacks live in the ghetto? No. So, just because she is White that means she lives in a trailer? Grow up. Get real.
Oh, and Chris Rock is far from being handsome.
By the way, that mug shot is NOT Monica Zsibrita. You should all Google her to see the real pics. She is a model from Hungary.. Not Sylvana, Georgia. No, he probably did not rape her, but they definitely did something. Bossip should stop defending people just because they are famous and/or Black.
well, I dont think Bossip want to post the picture of the real Monica Zsibrita, I dont know why, but it could just be they dont do very good research. Wouldn’t be the first time.
Or, Bossip simply choose to put up this mugshot of his old stalker to put their own spin on the story. Mediafakeout already ran this story with photos of Monica, and Bossip wanted to be “original” I guess..lol
SO SO, YOU ARE SO RIGHT , I HAVE A FRIEND WHOIS GOING TO COURT NOW BY A WHITE WOMAN WHO GAVE HIM MONEY NOW HE DONT WANT HER ANYMORE SO SHE WANTS THE WHITE JUDGE TO BE ON HER SIDE AND MAKE HIM PAY FOR ALL THE TRIPS TO JAMAICA AND HAVE YOU, SHE PAID HIM TO BE WITH HER AND THATS HOW A LOT OF WHITE WOMEN GET A BLACK MAN. BUT NOT ME BECAUSE I LOVE BLACK WOMEN TO DEATH AND WHITE WOMEN I AM ONLY NICE TO ON MY JOB BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK WITH THEM, BUT NO SEX. THEY HIT ON ME ALL DAY LONG AND DONT GIVE A DAMN WHETHER YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, A WIFE OR WHATEVER.
Let this be a lesson for all the “brothas” that skip over three black women to get to a white one.
ok, easy on the stereotyping Jahpson..
pooky rock got tire of those of those boring family
meetings at home …and went slumming to find himself…with a trifling skank hoe from the trailor park dump…the bitch is calling yay$$$you better find yourself fool/ pooky can you really recycle the P$$$y at home?
his wife needs to divorce him cause if you do it once you will do it twice, etc
FUCK CHRIS ROCK! I just saw his show in Atl 2wks ago & he talked about black women like we were shit.
1st- Chris said that sistas are always complaining that as soon as a brotha get some money he want a white girl. He said, “No, we want them when we are broke but just can’t afford them.”
****HE HAD WHITE WOMEN ON THEIR FEET CLAPPING***
2ND-Chris said the reason blk women hate white women so much is caus Rosie O’Donnel can walk into any black club & get a blk man before us….and she don’t want a man.
*******WHITE WOMEN ON THEIR FEET CLAPPING******
3rd-Chris said that a blk woman could never be 1st lady cause we don’t know how to stand behind our man. Who else is standing behind these broke ass, uneducated, ain’t fit to raise a chicken, not less 6 kids, raggedy dick, collect call placing, jail house ass niggas. WHO CHRIS, WHO? ****SISTAS****
He put white women on a pedistol all night while putting down sistas. Chris Rock will never get another dollar from me when he is on tour or at the box office. His opening act was a 46yr old blk man who bragged about having a 20yr old white girlfriend. He acted as if he had come up or achieve some high status. DATE WHO U WANT but don’t act as if you bettered yourself by dating white.
When we left the Fox theater, my man asked, “Was this the I love white women tour.”
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God Bless!
@ Jamal the Man
Bless you wise brother.
ummmm this not worth posting/
and yah i aint see you jamal the man your a real true black man.
CONGLATULATIONS CHRIS.CONGLATULATIONS
Why bother with these good for nothing negroes? I have the protective arms of a white man around me and as such am a higher valued member of society.
@Black to tha booty. Bitch shut ur face cus you probably sum fat and ugly White bitch pretending to be a Black women. If you really are a Black women you could shut ur fucking face to cus see I am not that nigga you describe. I only date Black beauty queens but i’m glad ur ass is dating a white dude now we one less of simple minded fool in our race.
Back to the subject. Maalaka aint mad about this shit it was done when they wasn’t even together. On top of that, I look up the chicks real pic and aint nothing cute about her face nor body so I doubt my nigga Chris we be that stupid to leave Malaaka over that. Chris, my pops told me sumthin abou pinky toes and how it might seem good cus what America makes it seem but it really bad for you and ur race.
I love my white man’s pinky toes, I’d drop to his feet and suck them if he told me to.
That isn’t a pic of the alleged baby mama is it?
I thought she looked way different!
Bossip, what the fuck?
Guy’s will be Guy’s, They can have the perfect wife
at home… Meaning good mother,good homemaker, outstanding lovever,I really mean outstanding lovever and if they had the opportunity to get some
on the side they will. For the white Girls out there…The reason Brothers want to Fuck you is because of your skin color being white that all it is.
But once they have fuck you and found out about your fuck up ways and every time it (RAINS & YOU GET WET, and you smell like a DOG,He LEAVE and come back Home where he Belongs.)wITH HIS SISTER!
Im sure he could have done better than this LOL, what on earth was the attraction?!
and his shows sold out in Oakland this weekend, lmao
Chris, honestly, are you trying to replace ASHY LARRY
from the Chapelle show?
Man, please…. lotion.. that’s right lotion. ps…
The men’s make-up that is out there is not for everyone. Peace
@Grace
that’s crazy what you describe right there, I’m white but I surtantly(sp) would not stand up and clap when he said these things about white woman, making them seem better. There is no such things as BETTER! And as a woman, putting any woman down is a big NO NO for me, I felt disrespected on the behalf of all woman when he generalise about white woman that way.
But white woman get this crap from white men to, about asian woman. That they are so much more giving and will do so much more for them, without questions asked.
Do they want a servant and slave, or a girlfriend?
I mean.., isn’t a partnership about mutual respect and love?
Luckely most men dont think this way about woman anymore, but there are some that should travel back to the 1940’s where they belong.
@I’m that dude niggaz tryna be
its okay! thats good you date only black women im happy to hear that. you are what a real black man is and a king. its the sell outs that need help you can tell they not happy because they act so damn dumb. and u know what? those are the ones we don’t want anyways.i don’t need a hater black man my life i need a godly love in black man in my life who stays true to his self and race.
@ all PIMP DADDY’S FANS i just got back from the motherland pretty black faces everywhere now i am back to this shithole called bossip.chris would’nt touch that hoe these trailer park trash bitches are nasty and insane.and to yall wiggas go away from bossip and comment on brad pitt or some shit and stop sucking our cocks and licking our clits do yall own thing.yall boring,sick looking,incest victims the white honkee time is ticking away.i cant wairt to see when the mexicans take back this shit.
@Blackwoman. I really feel you! But i don’t think that chick is Black, and if she is she straight up retarded lol. Blacks are a mess these days, so thanks that there’s still ones like us on this earth. We have to seperate ourselves from the ignorants
These white trash broads need to leave r men alone.
WHITE GIRRRLLSSS!!!! AKA THE BLACK MAN’S CRIPTYNITE!!!
If he is THAT STUPID to cheat on his BEAUTIFUL BLACK WIFE with a stank, trashy whore that is obviously out to take his stack…He DESERVES to be taken.
Thank you Grace for that info. I will NOT be supporting Chris Rock. Not that I ever have anyway, just something about his ugly ass I never liked. Now I have a even better reason. But yhea I have heard him down play black women alot. Damn aint this nigga momma black…so disrespectful.
Black people are going to dissapear like the dinosaurs!! real talk.
I LOVE YOU PIMP DADDY!! Let me be your black power whore. Let’s make black babies and take it all back! lol….naw for real though we need to.
@ Grace
Fuck Chris rock! I used to think his ass was funny until he starting spewing self hate. How u gonna play your mother, you sister, the mother of ur children, and your daughter. How can he disrespect sistas like that?? I understand he makes fun of everybody but that shit is corny and the white chicks standing up clappin need to sit the fuck down and stop acting like silly hos!
Marquis de Sade for President!!!! That comment is the truest thing ever spoken:
Marquis de Sade
@ bree
The only thing better than pussy, is new pussy. It’s a dick thing. You wouldn’t understand. Besides, sometimes, pussy ain’t got no face.
i wanna kno what all the fuss is over chris rock’s ashy face ass yuck
I’m so tired of these bitches claiming “rape”. They make the real victins look bad. This bitch didn’t get paid and now she’s claiming rape. BROTHAS WAKE UP!!!! You keep trying to chase the forbidden fruit and ruinning from your sisters! Look at Kobe! He didn’t rape that girl, he probably fucked her in the ass and she got pissed cause he had a big fucking dick! All I can say is white bitches stay behind the counter and brothas stop ass fucking these women!