Between a Rock and a Hard D**k

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Chris & Malaak

Chris Rock was in court today testifying in the Anthony Pellicano wiretapping case:

“A freaked-out Rock took the stand for roughly 15 minutes to talk about a most uncomfortable subject — DNA and baby mamas. As we already reported, Rock’s attorney hired the P.I. to the stars to investigate Monica Zsibrita, who had claimed she and Rock had hooked up, and that he was the father of her child. DNA proved otherwise, so Zsibrita changed her tune, alleging Rock raped her. That’s when a stressed-out Rock got on the horn with Pellicano, and it was all caught on tape. As for the rape allegations, Rock testified, ‘I’m here a free man, I didn’t do anything wrong. You know I didn’t do anything wrong!'”

Another stank heffah trying to pin rape charges on a brother. Hey Chris, keep your head up (the big one only please), and stay clear of those trashy trailer park hoes.

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  • bored

    sad!

  • bored

    First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://myspace.com/afiya00 Afiya

    Hey she couldn’t get him to give her money for a baby so she cried rape…chick tryin’ to get paid my any means necessary.

    Another one that needs to sit down and STFU!

    But that’s what Chris gets…that creepin’ backfired…dumbass!

  • cizzle

    Wow, this girl is beyond ugly

  • Suga Mo

    EEEEWWWWWW Lady!!!! EEEEWWWWWW Chris!!!…LOL

  • beautiful b

    hot ass mess. chris u had to learn ur lesson the heard way…but i bet u got the message huh?

  • Negrodamus Believes

    Negrodamus believes the alleged victim, Monica Zsibrita is part of a “rapist/paternity pyramid scheme”

  • Suga Mo

    lol@ negrodamus

  • beautiful b

    **hard…sorry for the typo

  • Negrodamus Believes

    Negrodamus believes Jesse Jackson’s, Bill Cosby’s and Kobe Bryant’s alleged victims are all co-conspirators with Monica Zsibrita.

  • beautiful b

    @ Negrodamus …….a “rapist/paternity pyramid scheme”.

    by george he’s figured it out. i wonder how they recruit for this?

  • bree

    @ Marquis De Sade..

    i knew that response was coming..he is a married man w/ celebrity status- he can have women who look better then his wife, so again i ask- why the downgrade?..new pu$$y doesn’t require standards?

  • Real

    no..lol..let’s give Chris Rock some credit, he’s not blind, this woman monica is not the one in the photo above, do a search on her name people.

  • Negrodamus Believes

    Negrodamus believes Chris Rock’s alleged rape victim resembles a poor mans Diane Lane.

  • msjlh

    i don’t feel sorry for him.

    @beautiful b

    how they recruit them is they go the local trailer parks and find the scuzzy crackhead white chic. it shouldn’t be a problem finding one since they all seem to fit into that category.

  • Real

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

    MONICA IS NOT THE WOMAN IN THE PHOTO; DO A SEARCH!

  • msjlh

    that ain’t the same chic

  • homie

    Damn, this some old news. This happened almost 10 years ago. Chris and his wife were seperated at the time. Hell, i’m sure if his wife wanted a jump-off, which she was probably getting broke off by somebody, she wouldn’t have called Chris.

  • Southern Belle 225

    @negrodamus…you are right on and funny as hell! all day long!

  • Lovely One

    I LOOKED THE Monica Zsibrita PIC UP… and she AINT all that either ;-(

  • Real

    the real Monica

    fisherwy.blogspot.com/2008/03/monica-zsibrita-photo-biography .html

  • superherochic

    How about keeping your dick in your pants, Chris!!

  • Marquis de Sade

    @ Bree

    Well despite popular belief, Bree, maybe us guys aren’t as shallow when it comes to looks, than what you have been led to believe. Maybe Chris was looking for that “EMOTIONAL CONNECTION” that he obviously wasn’t getting from his wife at the time. LOL!

  • http://www.raiders.com BROTHER M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST (ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)

    He could have avoided all of this. You reap what you sow.

  • Hazelnut

    Malaak appears to be a dedicated and loving wife. Chris Rock is not the most handsome dude, but they make a nice couple. If they were indeed seperated when he alledgedly messed with this garbage, then I am sure that Malaak has forgiven. Forgiveness takes character and is the hardest thing to do! The easiest thing is to walk away and hate each other…

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