Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
Michael Vick Gets His Scrub On
Posted by Bossip Staff
Michael Vick went from being a bona fide baller to a a dishwasher. The Vickster is now earning 12 cents an hour washing pots and pans. On the bright side, He can enjoy his new role as the Leavenworth All-Star QB:
“Vick is playing football at Leavenworth. That’s one way to pass his time and keep his arm loose. He’s likely the first player picked when the inmates are choosing up sides or the guards are choosing up sides for them. Vick’s sprinter speed surely comes in handy just in case a dog-loving inmate thinks it’s cool to sack an NFL quarterback and break his shoulder.”
Sounds like he’s spending his time in the pen pretty productively. And here you were worried he may go out of his puppy-lovin’ mind up in there.
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good for him…..he needs to do sumthin productive and constructive…..i hope he can get back into the nfl as soon as he gets out…
Bajan ***** that’s what Vick needs!! Ill let him bust in my face too.
Hey Lauren!!
WTF is he doing thst for!
oh wait its a photo shop
hmmm
I bet he gets more excercise running from the booty bandits than he does on the football field
I think Michael Vick is a fine chocolate dude!!!
top 10
Thats ruff goin from all that money to 12cent an hour
A guard at the Leavenworth revealed to a reliable source that Michael Vick had some serious problems adjusting to life in prison. He states ” Mr.Vick did not poop for the first 3 1/2 weeks that he was here at Leavenworth. He was rushed to the infirmory at that point and was given a laxative, enima, and stomach pump treatment. After seeing an appointed psychologist, Mr.Vick revealed that he was too shy to poop in front of his cellmate”. Since then guards have been keepin an eye of Vick to make sure he relieves himself once per day.
I just hope he gets a 2nd hance to do what he does best when he is released.
Michael, this has been a painful and expensive lesson for you. Hopefully, something profound will come out of it for you. May you be redeemed.
I know that you’ve learned some really important things like:
Know who your “real’ friends are!
Of all of the things that you bought with your millions, buying a “brain” and a “soul” should’ve been first on your list. You should have purchased bought a little empathy for others, too.
A muzzle for your father would have been a nice buy, too, plus a little payoff money. Sometimes, it’s easier and less painful to pay them to go away.
Serious dog lovers are FANATICAL and you don’t offend them! They can make your life hell!
You know the saying “The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Well the same can be said for the white man. The White Man giveth and the White Man taketh away. He can’t take your dignity, but he will attempt to take all of your money, especially if you are deemed unworthy by them.
vick is a beast regardless. i fight dogs too. i wish paparazzi would come to my house they would get ate and i will take their cameras.
slave wages arent funny!!!
this ***** is wack!!!
WOW! It is what it is. Y’all know he needs to do something to p***** that time!
I still say they went overboard with his sentencing. I hope they release him in the summer like the rumors are stating.
A “Prison Break” actor, Lane Garrison, was sentenced to 3 years last October for killing a teenager while drunk driving. Cocaine was also found in the actors blood at the time. As of yesterday, one of the more popular white gossip sites say they he may get out early….perhaps within the next few months.
KILL A PERSON = Sympathy from america b/c “We’ve all done stupid things in our lives” (via blogs)
KILL A DOG = Lose job, money, endorsements, get real jail time and the world hates your guts
Does anyone else see these two situations as ***** BACKWARDS????
WHAT YALL NEED TO BE REPORTING IS THE FACT THAT THE OWNER OF THE ATL FALCONS HAS BEEN WRITING VICK KEEPING HIM IN GOOD HOPES FOR HIS RETURN BACK TO ATL….FOOLS
CAN’T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN FOR LONG *****ERS!!!!!
what an IDIOT… just looking at his stupid-a** irks my nerves
He should lose his whole career.
He shouldn’t lose his career! That is what is wrong with the world! They want to see a man down! It doesn’t matter if he/ she is black or white!
So much *****ing hate is in this world!
Yeah..he made some bad decisions..but he shouldn’t get damned his whole life! And *****ip..so what he is making 12 cents a hour, and playing football in Prison..so! It bought him back down to reality to enjoy the person that he truly is on the inside!
BOSSIP Is the number 1 hater! HOES sit down!
What’s up with that pic? Was that on national TV? Damn shame!
Missdee
This picture was taken when they were accusing him of losing all of the Falcon games! It was just after a game! He was obviously heated! LOL
He still is HOT!
@Lovely One
A “Prison Break” actor, Lane Garrison, was sentenced to 3 years last October for killing a teenager while drunk driving. Cocaine was also found in the actors blood at the time. As of yesterday, one of the more popular white gossip sites say they he may get out early….perhaps within the next few months.
KILL A PERSON = Sympathy from america b/c “We’ve all done stupid things in our lives” (via blogs)
KILL A DOG = Lose job, money, endorsements, get real jail time and the world hates your guts
Does anyone else see these two situations as ***** BACKWARDS????
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PREACH ON!!!!!!
Ms. Sugar Walls
Wow, that’s still a shame… He needs some anger management!
I think that I need anger mangerment! I understand in the world of competition! But he apologized to his fans..after that! He cool! He should come back, and play football! Only those white nasty **********as that kiss their dogs will hate him for life! lol
@ MDADDY, Hey boo, I’m back I went to the other side (MTO) and I didn’t like it, LOL
@ Ms. Walls, I co-sign, they shouldn’t have destroyed this mans life like that….SMDH
you people live in a fairy-tale world… the playing field aint even! never has, never will be! the last thing a NUCCA should do is put a loaded gun in THEIR hands B/C please believe that trigger will be pulled! I REITERATE HE’S AN IDIOT!!!
i bet he does get ‘picked’ first.
EC OUTTA DA PC
YOU MUST BE ONE OF THE MILLIONS THAT KISS THEIR DOGS!??!!!
@Lovely One
A “Prison Break” actor, Lane Garrison, was sentenced to 3 years last October for killing a teenager while drunk driving. Cocaine was also found in the actors blood at the time. As of yesterday, one of the more popular white gossip sites say they he may get out early….perhaps within the next few months.
KILL A PERSON = Sympathy from america b/c “We’ve all done stupid things in our lives” (via blogs)
KILL A DOG = Lose job, money, endorsements, get real jail time and the world hates your guts
Does anyone else see these two situations as ***** BACKWARDS????
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Lane Garrison is white and that makes it completely different.
You ever notice that “black men” must be made “an example of” when there is an error in judgement or wrongdoing? Michael Vick would not have been treated nearly as negatively if he had been white. We all know that that is TRUE!!
Maybe, an apology and a little community service for a white man accused of the same crime. Hell, the police would have looked the other way and there never would have been charges filed because they would have protected him if he were a white quarterback.
I’m not making excuses for Michael Vick, but we all know that if he were white, it would have turned out very differently.
actually i dont… but if i did it still wouldnt take away from the fact he’s a gump a** nucca… got paid millions to “run, ni99a, run”… now look at him! and for what to maintain street cred!?!
FREE VICK!
making 12cent an hour
thats what they do when you in jail work for *****
but i sure he is not sweating it
his bank account is still fat…they should free Vick …there is real criminal in the streets, ***** spitzer is free WTF
@ lovely one
More like ***** blackwards!!
GOOD FOR HIS STUPID *****… Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb. They should make his ***** fight till the death w/ anther inmate and wage bets, Stupid f*ck! I love animals.
@ANGELINA JOLIE
Which is a bigger crime? Having sex with a call girl or drowning helpless dogs? “WTF”!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can’t wait til Vick gets out though, he’s going to drop on them hoes. Trust almost every NFL team is going to want to sign this dude.
@Homie
Can’t wait til Vick gets out though, he’s going to drop on them hoes. Trust almost every NFL team is going to want to sign this dude.
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I agree. He’s still a dumb f*ck though.
A “Prison Break” actor, Lane Garrison, was sentenced to 3 years last October for killing a teenager while drunk driving. Cocaine was also found in the actors blood at the time. As of yesterday, one of the more popular white gossip sites say they he may get out early….perhaps within the next few months.
KILL A PERSON = Sympathy from america b/c “We’ve all done stupid things in our lives” (via blogs)
KILL A DOG = Lose job, money, endorsements, get real jail time and the world hates your guts
Does anyone else see these two situations as ***** BACKWARDS????
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I’m with you on this one. Absolutely RIGHt!!!!
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
They should make his ***** fight till the death w/ anther inmate and wage bets
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I agree with you on that!
@ Al-Anon
Lane Garrison is white and that makes it completely different.
You ever notice that “black men” must be made “an example of” when there is an error in judgement or wrongdoing? Michael Vick would not have been treated nearly as negatively if he had been white. We all know that that is TRUE!!
Maybe, an apology and a little community service for a white man accused of the same crime. Hell, the police would have looked the other way and there never would have been charges filed because they would have protected him if he were a white quarterback.
I’m not making excuses for Michael Vick, but we all know that if he were white, it would have turned out very differently.
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Very well said!! nothing but the truth right here!
@Everyone
It’s a white mans world guys… You know they gonna throw the book at us while they just keep giving themselves slaps on the wrist… It’s bull***** but are you surprized??
KILL A PERSON = Sympathy from america b/c “We’ve all done stupid things in our lives” (via blogs)
KILL A DOG = Lose job, money, endorsements, get real jail time and the world hates your guts
Does anyone else see these two situations as ***** BACKWARDS????
Cosign 100%
twenty bucks says his prison team is 4-9.
I hope he gets another shot when he gets out. They took the ***** too far with him. At least he’s alright in there and he’s able to stay productive. And why are you telling us this anyways bossip. He’s in jail so washing dishes and killing time isn’t a surprise nor is it interesting.
Sad
come on there god damn dogs, stop whining
BROOKLYN..PLEASE SIT THE ***** DOWN
I SEE THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE SICK *****S THAT TONGUE KISS THEIR *****ING DOGS..*****ODY GIVE A ***** THAT YOU BATHE WITH DOGS! I DO AGREE THAT IS *****ED UP WHAT HE DID, BUT HE SHOULDN’T HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE! IT IS KILLERS OUT HERE..THAT HAS DONE SOME *****ED UP ***** TO HUMANS, AND THEY GET SECOND CHANCES..SO STFD!
That picture is photoshopped and a bad one at that!
It is said that he likes tall girls and has signed up on a tall dating site ~~Tallkiss.com, his profile says that he is looking for a tall model who is at least 5′11.
Leave Mike alone. Let him serve his time and the ***** is far from broke. Remember that 20+million signigng bonus that he got to keep, we know the lawyers ain’t get all that *****, but they did ***** him over and I love Vick, he will rise again. Mark my *****in words.
GLUEY & RILEY, I COSIGN……….On March 31, one of my closest friends was killed in Atlanta by a drunk driver coming from a Braves game. It’s been headline news here for a week. He was a limo driver & he was bring home a family a 6 from the airport. 3 other members of that family also died. He started the limo company himself in 1999. He had just purchased a Hummer Limo. He was a widower raising his 16yr old son alone. I want to see how much time this cracker get. He was driving so crazy that several truck drivers had already called 911 before the accident occured. He tried to past in the emergency lane while my friend was in the far left HOV lane. The drunk didn’t care about the concrete wall right there either. 4 lives taken away just like that………………….He is in jail without so much as a headache.
im not on here to argue, and i completely agree with there being worse ppl out there that should be jailed for far better reasons, but (this is just my opinion) freeing Vick or not making the consequences so hard just proves another thing, which is that celebs and famous athletes can get away with things easier than the everyday person. i never owned a pet in my life, but i think its beyond idiotic for humans to deliberately harm animals, i mean, he did something illegal, he should serve his time. just because other ppl that arent locked up for homicides doesnt have anything to do with Vick. they should serve their respective sentences as well.
will our people every learn, he should of stuck with his first story
he has my whole-hearted support.he is so pretty and sexy.I saw him many times in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.I am wondering whether he searching his new love in this site?Dose he really has a new baby?
Making lemonade out of lemons.
I agree with what he did is not right and should have some consequences for it but everday people kill animals like deer, ducks, birds, squirrel,rabbits and there nothing said about that. They even have shows on tv that show them killing animals. But since its a dog its a whole different situations. People who are criticizing are the same ones who do this, but they so called “love animals.” Come on if you gone be like this treat all animals the same.
this doesnt have nothing to do with a “love of animals” thats 2ndary… my point is that these pale-faces hate seeing young, urban nuccas with all this $$ and status, so they shouldnt even give ‘em a reason!! vick & a bunch of other silly athletes (kobe, tyson, maurice clarrett just to name a few) thought the world loved them but see how quick the world turned on em when they got involved in “questionable” activities. they need to just play the game, collect their millions, and sit the f*ck down! **smooches**
I’m no animal lover and I did feel that they were a little harsh in the sentencing, but I still feel that he’s a dumb ***** for allowing himself to get caught up in this bull*****.
His attorneys weren’t stupid though. They were able to make it so that he has his stacks when he’s back in the free world. Yes, I’ve known a convict before.