Posted by Bossip Staff
Snoop Dog is in the news again and this time he’s being sued by James D. Jenkins, A.K.A., Millenium Child:
“Here’s how not to win a lawsuit against a celebrity: Scribble the lawsuit in crazazy handwriting, then when asked what “relief” you want, ask for, um, the documents related to the case — but no money. That’s exactly what James D. Jenkins, who goes by the nom de freak Millennium Child, did in Colorado District Court: He claims that Snoop Dogg stole his “music strings” — we think he means string loops — for his song “Sensual Seduction.” James also writes, and we quote, “I had hand Ice Cube manager 1 tape … From there I don’t know how Calvin Broadus [Snoop’s real name] got a hold of it. The tape.”
We asked Mr. Jenkins for a digital copy of his loops. He said they’re on cassette tape. (Of course they are.) The Doggfather’s folks haven’t returned a call for comment.”
Some more ignant ass bullsh*t for you this fine afternoon. In the future, Mr. Millenium should hit up Hooked on Phonics before handwriting a lawsuit – just a suggestion.