Goldilocks Swag

Posted on April 11th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, R Kelly

Posted by Bossip Staff

R-Kelly Gold

Check out R-Kelly’s new promo pic. Ole Robert has gone blonde this time, and he’s rockin the cheap ass rapunzel braids too. Well, you know how the saying goes “13-year Olds Prefer Blondes.”

Not a good look Kell, not good at all.

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  • He’s Presidential

    oh and he look a mess

  • justme

    oh nevermind wow it’s always sumthing new w/ this man

  • Lady Architect

    LMAO is he serious? How old is he now?

  • http://www.myspace.com/msmeka2cute Mz_Magnificent1

    This muthafycka is nut-so…

  • checkoutmystatus

    WTF??????????????

  • He’s Presidential

    o yeah and that looks sooo GAY~~~ not to offend anyone who is.

  • justme

    what the mess??? thats not even hair dye its spray paint!!!!lmao atthat cheap blonde dookie braid whoa he went way back with that smh!!!

  • Negrodamus Believes

    Negrodamus believes Robert Townsend is happy someone has seen “Meteor Man”

  • swoosh

    ?????????????

  • Mrssexcee1

    he like GOOOOOOOOOOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WITH A SMOKE AND A PANCAKE

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper Ms. Sugar Walls

    I STILL WOULD DO KELLS. I KNOW THAT HE ISN’T GAY! DO IT BIG BABY.

  • http://www.myspace.com/feminynfire Insatiable_qt

    A HOT MESS!!!!!!!!!!

  • ms meca

    what the f is wrong wit him he trippin fa real… that look lik spray paint… maybe its only for a video?

  • statim08

    The look is kind of wack, but the song is hot.

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper Ms. Sugar Walls

    He is hot, and I been loving me some kells..since 1991! straight up!

    He really look good in that Jeezy video. Ooh Wee!

  • Zayah

    smh.lookin a hot mess..

  • Kompton’s Kutie

    Hopefully, this goes with some theme. But it’s not a good look.

  • da darkness

    he’s the king of r&b, he’s saying “world i got the midas touch.” yo who sang this eighties joint? “I got the midas touch everything i touch turns to gold…” ima utube it. maybe kool and the gang???

  • bree

    at first, i thought it was 7 Aurelius(sp?)..then i said nope Sisqo is making a come back..and then i read the caption

  • Chocolate

    Y’all need to get your facts straight. R.Kelly is in that movie Meteor Man 2. The pic is from the set. It’s not his everyday look. It’s just a character he plays in the movie.

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    This is wrong on so many levels….

    synthethic hair?, where did he find that?, must of took it from a barbie doll from one of his 12 year old girlfriends’

  • Yes I Said It & I Meant It Too

    Who in the hell told R. Kelly that it was hot to spray paint his hair gold and weave in some dookie braids?!

    And what’s worse is the paint is edged and lined up like whomever really thought about it.

    He and his stylist need their asses kicked for this one.

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    okay but meteor look like a straight pimp on the strip in Hunts Point, what type of superhero is that?

    Captain Save a Ho’

    ????????

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    *meteor man

  • Get it right…

    why does it look like he grabbed some cans of spray paint and spray painted his hair. looking hot azz mess!!!

  • That’s Messed Up

    He needs to get himself together. Now he really looks like a child molester, a sick one. I stopped supporting him as soon as I had a daughter. He is so throwback to me…NEXT!!!

  • Lauren

    Whats that movie with Leroy, and Shonuf, and that gang that had gold hair??

  • Chocolate

    @Yes I Said It & I Meant It Too

    True but gossip sites don’t want to do some research. That would kill the “news”. Kelly is a lil crazy we all know that, but this stuff right here is from a movie.

  • A$h-A$h

    Look at this damn fool…

  • intenzemocha

    This nicca is crazy-plain & simple

    what grown ass man-black man at that is going to put weave in his hair and spray it gold?

    This man shows all of the signs of being bona fide crazy-but because he makes good music he gets a pass-they need to hurry up and lock his pedophile ass up

  • TROPICAL BREEZE

    JESUS TAKE WHEEL

    POOR SOUL

  • Peanut

    he looks HOT! finally.

  • Grace12_34

    That hair do makes me want to throw UP!

  • Ellie

    Meteor Man II, my ass…

    R. Kelly, R. Kelly, let down your beautiful golden hair!! He would dress like a fairy tale character in order to entice little children.

  • Dawn

    LMAO @ negrodamus believes, you went wayyyy back with meteor man, omg. He has the dookie braid and the rope, what is he thinking…

  • bree

    but why isnt’ his mustache gold?..

    anyone, anyone..

  • http://site.gravatar.com/ Dixon_Girl

    This nicca really needs to grow up one of these days.

  • bree

    isn’t*

  • Donald R. King, posting as Bones Jordan

    I googled Meteor Man 2 out of curiosity and it ain’t nowhere on the net AND…… I think most of us would’ve heard something by now about a sequel to a classic ass movie like that. Kellz is just a sucka plain and simple.

  • http://site.gravatar.com/ Dixon_Girl

    @Negrodamus Believes…..

    Could it be true that your true identity has been revealed in your previous gravatar??

  • Lovely One

    Ewww :-(

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper Ms. Sugar Walls

    Chocolate

    I knew that It had to be something..People are not seeing the big picture..It is for MOVIE ROLE! PEOPLE! DO IT BIG KELLS!

  • Al-Anon

    R. Kelly makes my ass crave stove wood!!

    “Chester the Molester” parading as Rapunzel!

    R. Kelly needs to go for a CAT Scan because I know he might have a brain tumor. Something is definitely wrong with his brain.

  • JustSaying

    Isn’t this the dude that used to have a lil’ spat with Sisqo?? Now he dyin’ his hair like him? SMH.

  • Cage

    There you go playin “swag” out to the fullest… Anyways i hope this is for a movie, but form now I gotta co-sign my dog Don King – Kellz is lookin like a clown wit that wigpiece on…

    Mornin to all the normal folk.

    Oh @ Southern Belle 225, i dont know which day it was, but yes, that’s my youngest child. My lil 6 yr old…

  • Harlem Chic

    Kells done went and colored his hair the color of the piss he likes to spout on the kiddies. Good look Kells…really….

  • PANAMA’S PRINCESS

    YIKES!

  • hotgirl78

    I think he looks hot!!! People are gonna hate on him no matter what he does…go on Kells, do yo thang!!

  • BK

    uhhh…very tacky!! and i swear he’s bi.

  • I’m Just Me

    OMG!!!

    KELLZ???? WTF???? MAN HELL NO!!!

    HELL NO ROBERT!!! HELL NO!!!

  • Just Sit and Be Pretty

    What in the cheap spray-on gold paint hell is this? What a monstrosity!!

  • binary star

    He looks like he took a “golden shower”

    get it?

  • Ms.Cashville

    He think he dennis robin… he is cattt…

  • http://Afo.net Bella

    What has this world come to. He looks like the fool he is.

  • Keepin’ It Real (D’Original)

    Whatever project chick braided that shyt could have done a better job too.

    I do love Kellz music but he is very Extra sometimes.

  • Chaka

    tangy

  • Suga Mo

    Ok I just keep looking at that picture and Im speachless, I didn’t know his mind was this far gone. We know he has bad judgement but DAMN!!! OK the gold pleather coat, the nappy roots and bone straight ends, his draw-on hairline… Is he only going to put up these promo pic in Dupont Circle and San Francisco?

  • Southern Belle 225

    @Lauren..hey girl…it was the Last Dragon with Vanity! That was my movie!

    @Cage…cute kid! How many kids do you have?

  • Suga Mo

    @ Binary Star

    Thanks for straightening this pic out for me. I was confused… Golden Showers!!!!…YEAH!..LOL

  • Deitre

    Y’all know kids like shiny things. He looks like a brand new car.

  • sb

    he looks stupid. I can’t stand him. NEVER liked his a$$.

  • I’m just gonna wait for Negrodamus to post so I can get my laugh on…

    dead@ Negrodamus!

    smh@ Kells for not sealing the deal by hittin up the facial hair as well.

    If I see one more grown black man with urine-blonde braids I will squeal!

  • I’m just gonna wait for Negrodamus to post so I can get my laugh on…

    and lmao@ goldilocks swag

  • http://Myspace.com/sybilblaize Sybil Blaize

    wat u expect he pees on pre-teen girls

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    Why did an advertisement for Street Kings just take over my entire page?

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    Goldy Gole I SEEE U wut UPz!!!

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    Sybil Blaize you a cute thang

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    as long as you greater than or = to 18

  • Nesh Nesh

    Well, I’ve always liked R. Kelly’s style. He’s original. This photo of him is nothing but for promotion. I’m sure he won’t be wearing his hair like this everyday. Kell’s know what he’s doing. He’s always made good music and appeals to the masses. Plus, dude is seeeeeeexy!!!! :-)

  • Cage

    @ Southern Belle: Thanks!! I have a 3 piece. 1 Boy, 2 girls.

  • I cant say…

    Maybe its part of a theme for something in particular b/c I cant see him having gold spray painted along his hairline every morning… I dont like it, but if there is a point to it- I can overlook the ridiculousness of this…

  • Dominique=Maxwell Fan♥

    GOOD GRACIOUS!!!!!

  • Serafina

    It just looks like he has some new form of African lice to me.

    That is not cute.

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    lmao – african lice!!!

  • Dominique=Maxwell Fan♥

    Not Tryna sound mean but…

    He looks like a mix of Dennis Rodman && Sisqo…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    I thought that was Dennis Rodman as I was scrolling down the page…LOL at those two braids neatly placed on both sides of his head. Maybe he thought he would bring back the metallic period of shiny suits and jeans…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @sideways,

    Lol, OR, sitting on a crate in an alley way in a white tank, baggy jeans bangin’ tight beats on old metal trashcans formed into a makeshift drumset (and his brow is furrowed, and biting his lower lip, indicating he is serious about this).

  • Donald R. King, posting as Bones Jordan

    @ Sideways, dead @ your comment mane. Dead.

  • Madam”O”

    Wow. I didn’t think it could get worst and then this………….

  • itsthe

    HAHAHAHAAH!!! This guy is a homo!!

  • Madam”O”

    I mean worse…… Damn……Dave Chappelle … where are you??………….

  • Earth Sign

    what in sam h*ll? Whats going on with Kells?

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty the real one

    That look is good for Kellz. Being from Chicago i remember when he use to sing under the Chicago El subway with a cup for money … but this is not a good look for him,,, I like him even though he has a fetish for young girls which is sick.. but i still like his music!

  • Candy

    can someone tell me how to load my pic up here – i am slow

  • GeNo GaLlAnT

    That’s a fresh azz shape up tho.

  • hunnybunz

    WTF!! Is this dude serious?

  • Jani

    this is what happens when you have too much money and have no good music to put out, all i wanna see from from R.Kelly is him going to jail for messing with kids. if he aint going to jail i really don’t wanna know, how he has managed all these years to avoid going to court is beyond me, the justice system pays well for famous ppl had this been any jack and jim best believe he would be in jail right now and been known as a sex offender.

  • Dimple Pink

    @ Jani

    So true so true. This is a horrible look for Kell tho.

  • WTF?????

    HOMO-THUG

  • swoosh

    why

  • swoosh

    who

  • Map

    Umm, not a good look Kells.

  • Naija Gal

    I hate it when he does sh*t like this right here. DAMN KELLY!!!!! I used to have respect for ol’ boy but he keeps giving me more and MORE excuses for me to write him off…….Man Kelly. Why? WHY?

    Damn.

  • Naija Gal

    Does anyone else notice the swelling going on with his ear?

    All those damned blonde chemicals…warning sign, Kells.

  • Keepin’ It Real (D’Original)

    @ my Imposter – 10:24

    Go ‘head with that bulls#it, I haven’t posted at all today…

  • memchee

    his hair looks matted and gross……..nadda good look!

  • cademoore

    This is a mess!

  • Keepin’ It Real (D’Original)

    @I’m Just Me – 10:26

    Ok…

    Yeah, you know what that has happened to me a number of times – where YOUR info and stuff comes up under my “Leave a Reply” Box…

    *It’s been happening for while whether I’m at work or even at home…

    We’re cool :-) Thanks for letting me know what was going on…

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    @anton slizzard hands +encyclopedia brown

    i guess u forgot to change your email so the right

    photo would show up. lol, mix ups are a mess

    why are u posting as two different folks? lol

  • http://gigi@yahoo.com Gigi

    You guys sound so uneducated. It was already explained a couple of times that that look was in reference to a movie. So, what is the fuss? Ghetto fools…..LMAO

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    @ms suga walls

    so you feeling kellz like that, i will tell kevin. j/k

    lol

  • Al-Anon

    R. Kelly is being environmentally fashionable and being “green”. With his hair, he won’t have to buy light bulbs anymore. He has a “Genuine Glo Fro”

    Now, if we could just him to pee on the grass instead of little girls, he might help our drought.

  • Mrssexcee1

    I FORGOT TO ASK WHERE ARE THE THREE BEARS HE NEED THE ENTOURAGE TOO GO WITH HIS GOLDILOCK SWAG

  • Tealeaf

    You remind of a creep, I want to arrested you

  • Rozza

    He stenciled his hairline! I can’t believe this! You can even see where the beady-bee edges and his forehead are spray-painted just before the stencil. Wow. Nothing wrong with beady-bees, you just do not paint them, is all.

    His hair looks crunchy as hell! And why does his forehead look like he’s concentrating on something? He has gone way beyond corny.

  • Melinda

    This Ni%%a must of found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!! Or maybe its from the golden shower you know how he gets down.pssssssssss

  • Suga Mo

    @ Candy

    I was the same slow…LOL go to gravatar.com and sign up. You see me as my lovely pic of Lauren Hill

  • lucy

    Congrats – Kelly you finally came out of the closet.

  • Deitre

    @Gigi

    You must be uneducated. Previous posters have also stated that there is no Meteor Man 2 coming out, and there isn’t (google it Bi*tch). And if you saw Trapped in the Closet you’d know R Kelly can’t act.

  • hahaha

    hahaha he golden showered on himself lmao

  • Suga Mo

    OK Let me correct that finally I changed into myself…I updated my pic a while ago.

  • Dat aint nuttin but sum foolz gold!

    you guys are retarded! the stenciled beedibees, the swollen ear from fake gold, the synthatic [not even human] hair piece, the gray/black shirt, the fake ray ban glasses, the background [duke camerman could have at least pulled the shot down a bit] silly rabbit .. and you know his pee stank too! like them homeless grimy grown men AMONIA PISSS

  • jah jah

    lmaoooooooooooooooooo

    i didnt even notice the long fake braid!

    oh lord….

    woyld somebody put his ass on trial already!

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty the real one

    My braids are tight and cool… i know the girl that braids kellz hair.. she use to braid mine on the south side was kells was born….. He is as i said very creative and talented and i do love his music but just not some of his actions especially after what went down with his pal Geo Daniels … owner of Georges Music room on the west side of Chi! (west) Roosevelt Rd)

  • Dat aint nuttin but sum foolz gold!

    @I SEE ALL ..blah.blah… aight little girl, don’t you need to change out of your school clothes? make sure you wash them crusty panties yall little girls be dirting up!

  • Mike

    Of course he picked “piss yellow”

  • Simply Ecstasy

    Sisqo??? YUCK!!!

  • DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    HATERZ STOP HATEN’!!!

    IF YOU COULD ROCK GOLD BRAIDS AND GET AWY WIT IT YOU WOULD!

    IF YOU COULD KNOCK OFF HIGH SCHOOL CHICKS AND GET AWAY WITH IT YOU WOULD!

    SOME OF YOU CHICKS WAS GETTIN’ KNOCKED OFF BY OLDER DUDES IN HIGH SCHOOL!!! DON’T FRONT!!!!!!!

    IT’D BE DIFF IF HE ACTUALLY “RAPED” SOMEBODY OR KILLED, ROBBED, BEAT, STOLE, WHATEVER!!!

    HE GOT IT IN WITH A FEW YOUNG BABES ON TAPE…

    LETS GET ALL THE REAL CRIMINALS FIRST THEN WE CAN START UP THE MORALITY PATROL AND GET EVERYBODY ELSE!

    BECAUSE NOBODY IS PERFECT, NOBODY IS INNOCENT, EVERYBODY IS GUILTY OF SOMETHING…….

  • monkey nuts

    da truff hurtz, you shoulda been saddam hussein’s lawyer !

  • http://gigi@yahoo.com Gigi

    @Deitre

    I meant a lot of (Typo) money….Just so you do not run your ghetto stinky mouth

  • Simply Ecstasy

    @ da truff hurtz

    Forget the morality patrol… where the hell is the fashion police???

  • PAUL REMMY

    KELLY IS SUFFERING FROM THE BLOND BRAIN HACKING SYNDROME.

  • Koi Norelle

    I don’t like this look for him. It’s so… Liberace-ish, or Dennis Rodman, Sisco-ish. (How do you spell Sisco’s name?)

  • Rozza

    @Koi: The rot gut liquor was spelled Cisco, I think it is spelled Sisqo.

  • Koi Norelle

    Thank you, Rozza.

  • Simply Ecstasy

    @ CiCi… do all the men in “THE CHI” go around with Blonde Extensions in their hair??? Does that make us all “HATAS” cause we like his music but HATE this gay ass look?

  • DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    @ Simply Ecstasy

    YOU GOT ME… I’LL PUT TYRA, KIMORA AND LISARAYE ON THE CASE IMMEDIATELY!!!

  • karma

    I am at work and have my screen minimized really small and would not have noticed the damn dookie braid with that $.99 dookie braid from a pack of hair from Miss Ling Ling’s until I started reading the other comments on here. are you for real Kellz? KANEKOLON in da HOUSE!!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Goldie Locks!!

  • http://www.txshawty.com The Txshawty

    What in the “I’ve got the golden ticket” heck?!

  • http://dyma.com Dyma

    YUCK AS F*CK!

  • Kym G

    never try to change your Gravatar pic.. mine is lost in wonder land now….

  • Celebrity CSI

    I like it. what’s wrong wit it? this is Rrah to the Kelly baby. lol!

  • http://site.gravatar.com/ Just_Me

    I like this! How is that possible?

    I like that one I’ll fly away song by r.kelly. youguys!

  • http://site.gravatar.com/ Just_Me

    Dang, black people can do all kinds of neat things with thier hair!

  • Blue Eyed Angel

    He probably found a grey hair and lost it..REMEMBER!! He never wants to grow up or be old…He had to color his hair..BUT he chose blonde..He’s trying to see if blondes have more fun..

  • valenne

    I love it!

    that is so artistic, he is an artist, artsit can afford to be extravagant!

  • valenne

    But this is not a trend!

    Just like the way lil wayne dress look like a gay dude but he is an artist so he can do whatever!!

  • that one girl

    He’s giving me that sisqo vibe and that’s not a good thing.

  • valenne

    i love it, really with the gold coat! Perfect!!

  • PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    valene stupid if she think kelly an artist. hes a RAPIST

  • valenne

    so i guess, you don’t dance on his songs when they play it on club

    LYER

  • valenne

    so i guess, you don’t dance on his songs when they play it on club

    LIAR

  • valenne

    And i don’t remember of him being a rapist! He is just known for liking young girls but i don’t think he ever forced them did he??

  • FuriouzStylez

    LOOK AT ALL THE ATTENTION Y’ALL GIVIN THIS WASHED-UP PEDO

  • http://onedroprule.org/about1720.html Nita

    He’s got a clip on gold Zamunda braid going down the side of his neck, but he can’t dip his sideburns in the same gold crap he soaked his cornrows in.

    Robert needs to find Jesus.

  • Suthngal

    He isn’t in prison yet?

  • http://portiagriffin.com spanjewla

    love the look….of gold butttt???? ain’t it a lacefront!!!! me think so

  • as seen on t.v.

    can he be considered a ditzy blonde now?…

  • The King

    He looks like Dennis Rodman and Sisco’s love child.

  • statim08

    How much does that look cost?

  • LUCKILY FOR OBAMA

    WTF????

  • always in something

    R-KELLY DAMN GIVE IT A BREAK YOUR NEVER BE AS BIGGER THAN YOU WAS BEFORE WITH OR WITHOUT GOLD HAIR THAT PICTURE RIGHT THERE REALLY PROVES THAT YOU TURELY ARE A CHILD HUMPING ASS HOLE

  • jade

    I know his hair dresser. This isn’t the 1st time he’s had cheap extensions either. His “I wish” record from tplay 2000 he had red streaks(weave). This looks a mess plain and simple. He’s getting his sisqo on right about now. He’s doing a song about hairstyles next so this might be the pic from that.

  • PIMP DADDY

    this little girl told me he also has a golden assfro.

  • http://www.barackobama.com/index.php Kdogg©

    they must have used that blue tape to do his line up.

  • Micaela

    Did they spray paint his edge up?!?! Looks suspect!

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty the real one

    Come on Kellz…. being from Chi-town, you are making me feel bad and even after meeting you and Ron Isley at the East Of The Ryan club.. that look is awful .. give Chicago a good look and image like the other Chi-town folks like Twister, Kanye , Common, Lupe , Da brat (well maybe ) Chaka Khan and many more! Chicago still loves R Kelly but that blonde crap has GOT to go!!!!

  • tha DrUNken MAstER…

    this is going to JINX him the will be the first GOLD album he put out should have went platinum…

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please

    He kinda old for that.

  • universalbliss

    i wonder if they used come kinda stencil to get that lining just puuuurfect… how strange.

  • LEESA

    Sisqo rocked this look 10 years ago! Metallic spray-painted hair on black men is apparently coming back!!

  • http://vivaciousmabe.blogspot.com/ Taylor

    ohh can someone say hot mess.

    ill….now he really looks like a pedifial.

  • Roger

    Society (and websites like this) encourage fawning over celebrities and giving them leeway for real (aka legal) transgressions, and knock them down when they take and/or assume leeway with their own likenesses. I don’t mind the hair. If he can rock it, let him. Being different, or sporting a different hair color has nothing to do with sexual orientation, BJ? Are you serious?

  • Ro Ro

    This sucka ass pedophile makes me sick.

    I wish he would just retire already and take his sick ass to Las Vegas. Go do some washed up live shows cuz that’s what you are… WASHED UP!!

    Oh and wash that bull ish out your hair too. FOOL

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