Friday, April 11th, 2008

Mariah’s Fitness Miracle

Posted by Bossip Staff

Mariah on Jet

Mariah’s on the new cover of Jet and she may put out a fitness video:

“Singer MARIAH CAREY hopes to release a fitness video – to show the world how she successfully shed almost [28 lbs].

She says, ‘I think people should be a size where they’re comfortable with but when you’re constantly having your picture taken and on TV like I am, well I could see I really did need to lose some of the bulk.

‘I might be doing a workout video, which will be a big joke anyway, but I can show how I did it. I still have curves, though.’”

Now we know this broad is crazy, but at least she recognizes the humor in it (that Prozac must be working wonders). But are we to believe achieved her figure through push-ups and crunches? Creole Please. Her body is a result of a weekly regimen of Dr. 90210 sessions.

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Comments(46) on “Mariah’s Fitness Miracle”

  1. DADDYO

    let me touch it

  2. Phenomenal Me... Ms. Dee

    LMAO @ “Creole please”!! Bossip yall wrong for that!!! LMAO!! Anyway… cant she think of better things to peddle than a work out vid???

  3. Don't mind me

    She was on a show over here in the kingdom last week called the friday night show where the celeb hosts it – she camer across really well apart from i think she cheated with her song at the end


  4. I love mariah, but we all know that her best friends are Adobe CS3, Lightroom and Dr. Rabinowitz on Park Avenue. She’s not fooling anyone.

  5. Lauren

    That pic is photoshopped like a mutha….NEXT! Where’s King Lahtifah?

  6. Suga Mo

    She does look alot better. Atleast ahe didn’t over do it.

  7. Cage

    Lol @ the photoshopped chickenlegs… She buggin….

  8. Harlem Chic

    Ms. Butterflies and Unicorns has a beautiful voice. But when she performs she grades my nerves with that stiff ass hand when she hits a high note. And her dance skills are wack sauce.

    She can put a workout video; but she’s had work done on that face. Is she gonna put that type of work in her DVD?

  9. I'm Just Me

    I AM GLAD SHE LOST SOME OF THAT WEIGHT. 28lbs. Great going. But uh…I don’t think that is a mircale of modern science. To me she just needs to sit down somewhere.


  10. How old is Mariah?…She’s another one that needs to grow up.


  11. @I’m Just Me….

    “To me she just needs to sit down somewhere.”

    ‘WORD UP!’….lol.

  12. He's Presidential

    Yeah she is lost in childhood or relivin her twenties

  13. miss j

    she is 38, get this air brushed wench outa here!


  14. @He’s Presidential…

    Exactly…I mean the broad is damn-near 50, and still prancing around half-naked. Can someone say “starving for attention?”.


  15. But, if thats her cup of tea, who am i to tip it over?? Mariah, you go girl!! (or should i say ‘WOMAN’?)

  16. truffsaya

    I think ppl calling Mimi “Moo-riah” kinda got to her & that’s why she lost the weight. She wasn’t confident in herself!

    I thought she was gorgeous with the extra lbs. Whatever! I still love Mimi!


  17. OKAY what the hell is up with this tallkiss shit..I swear..It is in every thread..OKAY..DID u people forget that she is HUMAN?

    Anyway

    Bitchip..stop hating on Mariah! DO IT BIG MC!

  18. jo

    Workout video!! Is she kidding. Mariah was prolly one of those girls who always had an excuse note for gym class. Please the only fitness regime she has is plastic surgery and airbrush. I like Mariah but she really needs to stop

  19. Southern Belle 225

    @Lauren…girl you silly! :)

    yeah, the pic is photoshopped to death! She barely moves on stage so i don’t see how she’s going to do a whole workout video. she looks like she’s terrified of sweat!

  20. And...

    Curves?

    She’s shaped like a man w/her long arse titties. Then she tries to fool everybody by always standing cocked to the side or pulling that Marilyn Monroe pose.

  21. And...

    She has no hips & chicken legs…not to mention pancake ass.

  22. ms meca

    man det picture is not real mariah aint det small….

  23. And...

    Wow…Bossip is straight censoring me today.

  24. Don't mind me

    One thing that keeps her here is the fact that she can sing my ears off

    She may not be visually what every1 wants and grind up like the fellas like and act sane even lol

    BUT

    she is in the right industry as you can’t deny her voice is on a different level from the average or she would have disappeared by now and not been the lady who sold the most number ones!


  25. Though it may be true that this chick is a little delusional, you have to admit, even w/all the photoshopping and airbrushing going on, she looks good for an old woman…

  26. Pumpkin

    I never take the things bossip posts seriously, the information is usually false. Im a huge Mariah fan and doubt she would make a fitness video, shes too fly for that.

    And her new album is AMAZING!!!

  27. ~*~IslandNik~*~

    she does have curves.. shes not shaped like them itty bitty white women.. she has ablack womans body.. but a slender black woman..

    im against ppl wit ass.. its disgustin lookin..

    n every1 n they momma is airbrushed now.. y is it a problem if she is?.. yall jus always gonna b haters..

    she barely moves on stage cuz she doesnt lipsync… its not that easy to sing like tha.. what isit a 8 octve voice she has??.. n move around… it would sound very breathy

  28. ~*~IslandNik~*~

    y yall callin mariah an old woman shes only 38??.. old is cher.. she needs tosit her ass down b4 she dislocates a hip..

  29. Blacksmith

    This chick hired a trainer and did it the right way. She said the trainer travels with her and keeps her eating right and excercising. Mariah is photo’d EVERYWHERE. You cannot have plastic surgery one day and be out and about in heels and half-naked the next! Be serious.

  30. tt

    no this trick didnt say she still has curves…. this broad is hella funny

  31. Dominique=Maxwell Fan♥

    Gosh….U guys change the pics alot…

  32. BLUNTBLAZER

    SHE FAKE TOO?

    HATE THESE FAKE GURLS FAKE HAIR, NAILS ETC.

    WHATS REAL ANYMORE

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    NUTHIN BUT KNOCK

  33. Dominique=Maxwell Fan♥

    *guys*I was referring to bossip

  34. Jahpson

    workout video? what a laugh.

    This coming from a woman who had her “6-pack” painted on!

  35. Charlita

    It’s a shame that music people have to be perfect. The girl went thru some bad times and we still hatin on her. She’s an incredible singer and she mad it thru her hard period. She is a woman of color, can’t we give her some support. Your comments were disrespectful and nasty. Not very nice at all.

  36. Frog-a-licious

    Damn right. That tape would be pure comedy.

  37. nikki

    Oh yeah because all of you readers and writers over at Bossip are plastic surgeons and therefore know it when you see it. Don’t none of yall know she plastic surgery because you weren’t there. I hate when people say they know something when really they just coughing up word vomit and baseless opinions. They might photoshop her pics(along with every other celeb out there) but I haven’t seen anything that would make me think she had plastic surgery and yall haven’t either. You just hating because she in better shape than yall.

  38. Lovely One

    Mariah’s body is not that hot. EXAMPLE – There was a pic with her and Melyssa Ford had the same shirt on. Mariah wore the red lace shirt and Melyssa had the black version and I kept wondering “Why does the shirt look like shit on Mariah and decent on Melyssa? Its the body build.

  39. Moe

    Mariah stated on more than one occasion that she was not Black and had no Black in her. It wasn’t until White people stopped buying her music that she decided to start relating to her “Black” side. How soon our people forget when it comes to a pretty face and/or a nice azz…

  40. DM

    Moe,

    Mariah always said that she was half black. She never said what you said. Stop daydreaming. Her ex Tommy Mottola asked her to keep it on the downlow. When she wanted to be true to her roots, he tried to sabotage her career and thus the breakdown. Give Mimi a break and stop hating.

  41. bet

    I love her singing. But, my goodness, she is 38. Noone wants to look like her or to look at her old, warn out ass. She needs to save her money on this workout dvd, and spend it on some clothes that a confident 38 year old lady would wear. I am tired of looking at her ass.

  42. Candy Barr

    JET and EBONY have gone down hill constantly for the past 20 years . . . How in the hell do you put Mariah Carey on the cover of a magazine telling a serious story about Martin Luther King? That is why I only flip through them on the magazine stands, or when I am getting my head did.


  43. Mariah is doing big things, alot of people are into fitness , I am going to buy her video

  44. Lana

    LMAO @ “Creole Please!”….smh.

    this tricc dun lost her effin mind…seriously. Work out video??? HA! who df would buy that ish?

  45. I Will Smack The Shit Out You

    Hey does the air brush team come with the work out too cause that bitch is tore with out those touch ups.

  46. Indera

    Y’ll haters are just jealous Mariah is on fire! She has lots more money,she’s fabulous, classy, iconic, generous, kind I could go on and on oh I forgot and she’s got the gorgeous Nick Cannon so that means great sex! Dont hate y’all emulate ! Bow to the Queen Mariah Mariah she’s on fire! Peace out bitches

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