Monday, April 14th, 2008
Jermaine Shines at Art Gallery
Posted by Bossip Staff
Greezy ass Jermaine Jackson attended the “My Real Name is Jesus” art show this weekend. Wow, he’s trying to find Jesus in any way he can. Kudos Jermaine, for knowing that you are truly in need of divine assistance. But can we simply suggest you take a dry rag and just wipe some of that shine-o-la off your face real quick?
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ummmm no
I do not like her. Many girls at the free and hot celeb and mill ionaire da ting club ‘Rich Match Maki ng.c o m……’,are much hotter and more beatiful than her..
HE STILL LOOKS LIKE A WAX FIGURINE!!! NOT A GOOD LOOK JERMAINE!! CHANGE THAT HAIR STYLE AND THAT GREASY @$$ FACE!!
I am telling you..I think that jermaine..dabs a lot of Vaseline on his face, and wrap his face is Saran Wrap with holes in it..for his skin to look like that! I bet you that he is one pretty *****!
He can’t stand to fix ***** around the house…SIMPLE *****! His face is shinnier than his chick! Can he tell her to do something with that J-ho flygirl hair?? PLEASE!
he should’ve made that song “wipe me down”….cause he damn sure needs it…he must go to these openings for the free food and publicity…
shine-o-la? a white person wrote this. bossip, you are slow and late. other sites had these stories posted waaaaaay before you. step (and fetch) it up!!
Top 5…
Dude look like wax for real.
Is he made of wax or something? This dude is 54 years old and trying his best to hide his age under cheap homemade anti-aging remedies found in his kitchen.
wow
Maybe he has a disease in which he is constantly shiny…???
Yeah bossip you’re playin yourself. Gettin corny as hell… The last time i heard “Shine-o-la” was in the movie “Hoodlum”. But it was used correctly and actually funny.
Anyways, on a lighter note he does still look like he ate a bucket of popeyes with no hands…
Happy Monday Peoples!!!
That ***** look like he bath in Crisco Oil “Earl” from my fellow N.O. people
OMG I WAS GOOGLIN THEM THIS MORNIN!! WTF!!!.. LOL LOL LOL.. im psychic!!!!…
my new obsession is the jackson fam
The Human Oil Slick….He must have a skin issue. I can’t see anyone purposely walking around looking that shiny. I bet his bed sheets STAY dirty!
LAST NIGHT I HAD SOME TIGHT ***** I COULD’NT PENETRATE.THE WILD ***** WAS THAT THE ***** PULLED OUT SOME DOUBLE J KY JELLY THE ***** WORKED REAL GOOD.I WAS LIKE DAMN ***** LET ME SEE THE TUBE, IT HAD A PIC OF JERMAINE JACKSON SMILING FACE ON IT.
@ SOUTHERN
DOESN’T EVERYONE IN HIS FAM HAVE A “SKIN ISSUE”?
HE’S PLASTIC AND IT’S FANTASTIC. MAX HEADROOM JACKSON !!!! STAY AWAY FROM ANY HEAT, JERMAINE!!
Go away dating websites diguised as posting!!
Drop a few pennies and actually pay for advertisement!
DID SOMEONE SAY
* LEATHER FACE* YIKES!!!
@i’m just me…seems so girl!
He need to hook up with David Banner and they could balance each other out.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL…………. Ya’ll know ya’ll ain’t right. I’m straight cryin’ over here. EVERYBODY in this comment section is straight goin’ to hell.(ESPECIALLY YOU PIMP DADDY!!!!!!!) Ya’ll too funny. I can’t breath……….
Um, does anyone have some Windex for my computer screen?!
This man looks like a human Slim Jim with that leathery skin.
YOU SUCK, BOSSIP!
You was supposed to warn us to put on our sungl*****es before viewing the pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
Nevermind the skin…why does he insist on wearing FINGER WAVES and a FREEZE (circa 1994) on top of his head??!!
Jermaine, cut that perm out and let it go natural! I beg of you!
My mother told me that if I had nothing nice to say, to say nothing at all. Jermaine has pretty teeth.
Happy Monday to you Cage!!!!!!!!
Jermaine is getting his shine on.
*****ody can be that greezy all the time. He must creating that look on purpose.
Lol @ Baby Please
Bossip owes me for a new monitor. I can’t clean the activator off the screen.
Why does Jermaine, face look like a big glob of wax except around his mouth.
SOMEBODY THROW SOME SAND ON THE NI@@A!~~!!
This fool needs to just walk around wit salt or somethin in the pocket… he need to splash a little on his face to absorb some of that oil… What kinda moisterizer is this fool using… strait motor oil… he needs to take some off his face and put some on micheals’ ashy nose… SOMEBODY PLZ SAVE THEY FAMILY!!! b4 i do…
what color is that?
Yo can Shaq get some of that for his knuckles??????
He looks like a brown, waxy Max Headroom with the high-top fade thing going. He’s dressed like he’s about to the do that old school dance “The Troop”. And his pants look like high waters.
That is the result of too many chemical peels
aint nothing worst than a ashy ***** ***** , least he always SHINING!
lol!! he looks the same in every single pic bossip has on here
Dont you people know anything? Jermaine owes the government over $5 million in back taxes, look it up on google, that ***** keeps his body that greasy because in case they ever catch up with his ***** and tries to arrest him they’ll have a hard time holdin’ on to that *****! Besides when you have that much oil on your face it kinda serves as a back up just in case your hair dries out. jermaine has a soul- glo facial.
You know what? Whomever writes these commentaries is a PURE RIOT! LOLOLOL Y’ALL BETTA LEAVE MY GREE-SAY! Friend, Alone LOLOL
jermaine is the only person that can rub his nose in some ***** and get a ***** pregnant,how is that my peasants ask because this dude sweats sperm,look at him he’s having an orgasm in this pic.
that nicca is far from broke all the oil he be selling, lol