Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Which One Would You Hit???

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Steve Harvey and his bodyguard posed together for their take off their shirts campaign.

If you HAD to hit one of these shirtless wonders, WHICH ONE??

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Comments(213) on “Which One Would You Hit???”

  1. Mechelle

    1st and neither

  2. Lauren

    2nd and neither (throwing up)

  3. Suga Mo

    Id hit you and ur momma in the eyes for looking at these old farts

  4. KCMOCHAGIRL

    Why? Why? Why? No, no, no.

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  6. Suga Mo

    this shirtless house party is the gayness


  7. I’d say the bodyguard is about a “C” cup? Discuss…

  8. Jahpson

    Steve Harvey has more bench pressing to do, and his bodyguards body doesnt match the color of his face.


  9. Steve, darling, if you are reading this PLEASE stop cheesing when you are trying to be sexy. I know you like your dimples and all, but your big cheesy smile is an integral part of your comedy act and there is nothing sexy about it.

  10. So_Surrus

    nephew tommy funny wit his crank callin..lmao

  11. amedat

    That man in the white tights should be arrested for *****.

  12. sexy

    Man…I was eatin breakfast! I lost my damn appetite looking at these seniors.


  13. Why does the bodyguard keep “serving ‘em up” in every photo? He’s got more cleavage than I do.

  14. Negrodamus Believes

    Negrodamus believes Steve Harvey has the smile of repeated sex offender and his body guard looks like some gay cowboy wrestler

  15. PghCheeze

    Steve’s head does not match the body….

  16. WHAT?

    Is Steve’s bodyguard gay??? Those pictures are the worst ever!!! Anyways steve’s stomach looks great!!! I’m happy for him!!!

  17. soulwoman

    No sirs!


  18. @ What?

    I agree, Steve looks very good. I’m sure he’s inspiring a lot of men his age to take better care of themselves.

  19. Free

    crisco or bacon grease?

  20. Don't mind me

    Ew

    Why do you you feel the need to inflict this on us gurls? Looks like a bunch of dads and grandads greased up crrrringe


  21. I think that……

    STEVE BODYGUARD IS GAYER THAN A **********A, AND IT LOOK LIKE HIS FEET STINK! LOL

    THOSE COWBOY BOOTS..OMG! THE TIGHT SHORTS AND ***** IT..THE HAT TOO! THIS IS A DON’T EVER IN YOUR LIFE WEAR THIS BULL*****, AND WHY ARE THEY STANDING CLOSE LIKE THAT?

    STEVE: OKAY ON THE POSITIVE SIDE..HE DOESN’T LOOK BAD FOR HIS AGE, BUT WHY LIKE THIS AND WHY THAT OUTFIT?

    AND BACK TO HIS BOY.. WHAT THE ***** IS UP WITH THE RIDING THE BULL PICTURE, AND WHAT WOMAN IN HER EVERLASTING RIGHT MIND WOULD ***** WITH THAT?

  22. I'm Just Me

    I am appalled!

    Neither!


  23. @ Free

    4 parts Crisco

    2 parts Vaseline

  24. KIA

    EWW!!! NEITHER

  25. J Gats Juice

    why is his big ***** ridin that lion’s face???? sigh

  26. N3w0rl3@ns {h3 s@y h3 l0v3 m3 lyk3 *****,m0n3y,w33d}

    EW EW EW EW EW!!

  27. Up2NoGood

    Um, Imma havta p*****. I don’t do old pubes.

  28. Donald R. King, posting as Bones Jordan

    That ***** Boomerang(his bodyguard ladies) know he wrong. LOL.

    @ Negrodamus, I ain’t never noticed but Steve’s smile is a bit pedophileish ain’t it?

    Boomerang has been his friend and bodyguard for a long time and he was the one in Kings of Comedy that called the ***** that left his coat, “Boogie” or whatever. Remember him?

  29. tintin

    the bodyguard is gayer than gay. i’d hit steve, he’s hitable with those big lips of his. these pics are so funny, i can’t stop laughing.


  30. Thanks Bossip. I was looking for an excuse to leave early and now I’m truly ill.


  31. Hey Ms. Sugar! ya know the bodyguard tryna tell us “he could ride ya out”… ha ha ha

    WTF, is this novice that dudes feel the need to be posing shirtless as of late??? elaborate… ha ha ha they even got the barber doing a pose down, LMBAO! this looks like some straight PLAYGIRL shyt…!

  32. rosemarybaby

    that damn lion saying ROOAAARR nicca get off of me and why they so damn greasy made me think somebody just finished frying chicken up in here what kind of bomboclatt *****ery is this why dat nicca got on boots and drawers and i know this is stop the hate in 08 but when did men start sprouting *****ies i smell the drakkar and joop through my damn computer screen jesus take the wheel and drop me off on peachtree st!!!!!


  33. OMG!!! No they did not, that is not a good look and it looks SUSPECT! ALL THE WAY AROUND!


  34. wHY HE GOT COWBOY BOOTS ON? gay, gay, gay!

  35. VoiceOfReason

    Man Camel-Toe

  36. Yes I Said It & I Meant It Too

    What in the baby oil greased up hell?!

    Neither one of them would I hit, but Steve is looking a lot better.

    His bodyguard, on the other hand, disturbs me. Who in the hell told him cowboy boots and boxer briefs go together?! That second pic of Big Boom is the pits. Was he auditioning for the the black version of Brokeback Mountain?! I’m just saying…

  37. HOTSTUFF

    Yo his bodyguard’s a fruit and I’m questioning Steve’s sexuality for standing that close to dude…eventhough Steve has a bad misses…I just don’t know about this one…and WTF at him on that damn wall mount!!!!!!!!1

  38. SIDEWAYS

    I thought that was George Foreman in the cowboy hat.

    Plain & Simple…..W R O N G!!!!!

  39. VoiceOfReason

    LOL @ rosemarybaby

    That was funny thru and thru.

  40. Pimpstress

    If they threw in Mr. T’s old ***** all greased up my grandma would buy the calendar. Old girls need some eye candy too?


  41. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! THEY NEED TO JUST QUIT IT! AINT NOTHING WORST THAN SOME 50 YEAR OLD MEN IN A GALLON OF BABY OIL AND SOME COWBOY BOOTS.

  42. uptowngirl

    the bodyguard’s ***** are bigger than mine. and he has the girls on full display. lol

  43. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Wow…again speechless!!

  44. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Why does the dude in the last thumbnail have the “Carlton Banks” body????

  45. Southern Belle 225

    UGGGG! Neither. None. Oh my, I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks Bossip :(

  46. uptowngirl

    @ Rosemarybaby

    DEAD!!!!!

  47. uptowngirl

    But wait…why does Steve Harvey need a bodyguard? I’m just sayin’….

  48. gimme a break

    i would hit both these idots

    with a baseball bat in their bald heads….

    its looks like they both can do a comercial for

    VASELINE ….

  49. Lynn

    The new “Eddie & Johnnie”!!!!!! I knew there was more to Mary’s story than what was told…….She was his beard….LMAO

  50. Rock

    EWWW! Just EWWW!. Big Boom looks very pink on that lion,

  51. Sarafina

    Steve.

  52. Suga Mo

    ROTFL @ J Gats Juice

    “why is his big ***** ridin that lion’s face???? sigh”

  53. Mrssexcee1

    what a TANGarey mess this is.. Im mad Mr Big batty boom riding that lion poor cowardly lion. I wouldn’t hit anyone of them

  54. Suga Mo

    @J Gats Juice

    I kept thinking about that comment and i LOL. My co-workers are startig to walk by my office and stare.

  55. Mrssexcee1

    friggin cheshire cat from alice and wonderland steve need to stick too hiding in trees and wooded areas spooking people

  56. ATLBlogger

    WTH??? Naw I saw the pics of Steve on other sites but not his bodyguard. They both look a H.A.M!!!!! LOL…SMH

  57. Mrssexcee1

    oh dont ya’ll see the lion is crying he got brokeback riding his back with his hillbilly hat and hanes boxers.

    Lion: If this Big Batty dont get down pon me its gon be someting sereeeeious


  58. I am happy that Steve decided to be healthy and work out ….kudos to him….definitely could have done without pics of the bodyguard

  59. Doc

    lawd lawd lawd lawd lawd lawd lawd.

  60. Shootingstar

    These pics look like shots from a calendar for middle-aged gay black men.

  61. Lyte Bright

    LMAO…..get the hell outta here bossip…..

  62. bree

    LMFAO!!..omg he is wearing boxer briefs with a belt!..oh snap Bossip this is straight comedy!

  63. Lady Architect

    I’d hit neither but I support what their doing cause I heard of the bet they have going on where they are working out and losing weight so that is good. They have my support but I wouldn’t hit any of them.

  64. Suga Mo

    That lion does look like its screeching in pain

  65. Suga Mo

    Its official this pic are my new screen saver at work. And I dare my co-worker to ask me do I know them…LOL

  66. Earth Sign

    I was on the phone with a customer and bursted out laughing. Thanks Bossip.

  67. Mrssexcee1

    WAIT WAIT does big batty BOOM have on a WRESTLING BELT?!! DID HE WRASTLE IN WWE ?? (SOUTHERN WAY TOO SAY WRESTLE )

  68. DonkeyPunchJr.

    its an official oiled up middle aged gay throw down, with all the timings!!! your boy Steve and his homeboys are giving y’all that smooth Vaseline, baby powder fierceness for the 2008!! check out homeboy on the lion, that right there is why that mother*****ers p*****port to Africa was revoked back in 1987! true story

  69. Doc

    wich one i would hit? i would hit the pothographer on the head for taking this pictures.

  70. NOT SO SEXY

    This gay bodyguard makes me sick to look at him. Please no more old guy spreads about how they think they look sexy. Please guys–keep your shirts on!!

    This bodyguard up on that lion makes my head hurt!!!

  71. Doc

    in another note steve looks like the bi*ch on the relationship next to the oher dude.

  72. DonkeyPunchJr.

    big boy definitely taking Steve’s cookies!

  73. elle

    entirely toooooooooo much oil.

    There is history behind Steve’s bodyguard.

    His health was suffering and he had to get under 290 something, so he joined Steve’s over 50 and fly club,

    actually I think he got under his mark so for that good for him.

    The men may not be in the best of shape but all of them have changed their eating habits, work out programs, and spiritual energies so for that kudos to them.

    Now the posing and excessive body oil is another issue.

  74. MS.NYTX

    that ***** is not sexy at all…im sorry..


  75. Lady Architect, you are a very smart lady and i bow down to you for your achievements, i agree this is a entertainment site and i dont come on here to pick up females or ask for their emails and pictures. One lady on here is the only one i asked that and thats because my twin brother met her once!

  76. lisalisa

    Steve Harveys body is better than most men I know that are in their 30’s. He has no gut! How many black men do you know past the age of 35 that have a flat stomach? Not to many. Black men need to take notes.

  77. Mrssexcee1

    umm doc I will hit you over the head for all them damn grammatical errors man lol its all love though :) ( i.e wich, and pothographer) I take it you didnt eat lunch yet its understandable :)

  78. Doc

    LOL AFTER LOOKING AT THIS PIC HOW CAN POSSIBLY BE OK I CANT EVEN WRITE AFTER LOOKING ATROCITY.

  79. vanity

    Which one would I hit? With what!!! WTF!!! Steve does look good for a man of 50, but still,,,he needs to keep his damn shirt on.

  80. Wenzel Dashington

    Those pics are my worst prison nightmare.

  81. anonymous

    Steve’s barber number one with Steve number 2; I think NephewTommy and the Bodyguard were mis-prints…

  82. catwoman

    Neither! When I saw that picture I covered my breast like my dad just walked in the room. They look like two pedophiles. Yuck!

  83. haterz

    these bout some gutter speaking country no body having azzes – they must all sat down and told themselves they look good [dem and their mamas] and decided on this blurry vision causing mess

  84. Yes.We.Can.America.2008!

    :lol:

    I would hit them both with a truck!


  85. And, Bossip: You know you’re dead wrong for suggesting these men knowing they look gay as hell!!! What the *****?!?!


  86. One of them muh*****as ain’t got no neck: just head and shoulders! Ha ha ha ha ha! *****!


  87. J Gats Juice

    why is his big ***** ridin that lion’s face???? sigh

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    DEAD…


  88. @ Jamal… uh…. was that a compliment or what????

  89. Qt

    hahahah! rotflmbao! lol! that lion is in serious pain!! i know that fat azz don’t call himself being a ‘top’?

  90. sugarjude

    I would have to p***** on this one. I’m about to throw up for real, for real. I think I will need my rabbit for this one (LOL)

  91. MzTee

    Neither one. But big ups to Steve for keeping his body together.


  92. Ms beauty, of course it is a compliment, no harm given all i meant was you are the only one i really talk to on here except i gave just sit and be pretty a compliment on her smile, but you are my heart and thats what i meant. “ok’.


  93. Jamal….. gotcha! Thanks for the compliment and thanks for the instructions.. the picture should be coming up on there shortly… they ask me a lot of question but i love that black exec picture of you.. how many six pack abs do you have .. looks like 8 or maybe 10?????

  94. Aoki Lee

    Eew Steve got a ‘chester the molester’ type grin- yuck!

    And that body guard- lol who told him he has a nice shape? Kills me when tall dudes think their fat equals muscle- hell no! This dude is shot for that 1st pic what the *****?! He look soo gay & why is he wearing them tiddy whitey’s? Steve need to up his security cuz this guy looks like he’d bend over for another dude in a NY minute!!

    Nephew Tommy looks as horrid as he sounds…check out that right breast it’s got wrinkles!!!

    Who told these middle aged Geritol men to take their damned shirts off?

  95. Sweet Brown Sugar

    Man looking at these pictures is looking at a Trainwreck!! It’s all so very disturbing yet I can’t stop looking.

    That bodygaurd is gay, man if you walked past him he’d smell like dookey!

    Nephew Tommy got nerve with them love handles on his sides…I bet he the type of light skinned brotha that think he got it going on too! He’s fugly & Steve’s barber look as soft as they come!

    On second thought what happened to Steve’s fake fro?

  96. NotoriousOne

    *snicker*

  97. philly_peach

    LOL!!! Oh good grief!

    Well, at least they are tryna be healthy.

    ****scrolls back up to look again****

    BWAHHHH!!!! LMAO!!! Brokeback is wrong!!

  98. Miss J.D.

    MS MARJORIE DESERVE EVERY HERMES IN HER COLLECTION FOR WAKIN’ UP WIT’ HIM EVERY MORNING. BLESS HER HEART!

  99. park_just

    Wow, it’s steve. He posted his bio at the wealthy men and celebsite “million airecupid” ,c o m a couple of months ago. Just think he is looking for some new ho okups there.

  100. Kim

    THEY LOOK LIKE FAT GORILLAS. PLEASE LAWD TAKE THEM AWAY FROM MY VIEW.

  101. Tee Tee

    *****tt *****t *****tt i am on the floor dead! i can’t be resuscitated, i am through!!! i have never seen a hot mess calendar [?] like this here! all of them is cheesy as helll and look hella gay [not that anything is wrong with it if you are trying to go for that look but when you call yourselves mens men then pose stradling a lions head and with criso then you gay] oh lawdy, take me higher! [where's b.scott, i know he/she got something to say about this somewhere!]

  102. Black Beauty

    Yuck!!! All of these old men need to put their cloths back on. His body quard looks like a big freak, and his barber is built like a 12 year old. Like I said, they should stick to their day jobs.

  103. Rozza

    Big Boom has a moose knuckle up front – EEEWWW!

    He also needs a mansierre for those *****.

  104. Rozza

    That lion sure looks like he is in a lot of pain! Beady-bee nappy chest hairs should not be oiled up. I’m just sayin’…

  105. MDS

    Gross on both

    I am truly sick now after lunch and have to go throw up

  106. Janelle

    This is probably the most disgusting thing my eyes have ever seen lol…I am not into man boobies

  107. Janelle

    LMAO@Kim fat gorillas… I don’t think anyone else could have put it better and you took the words right out of my mouth

  108. amber86

    LMAO @ Everyone’s comments

  109. Lucy

    Steve’s body isn’t THAT bad. It just doesn’t match his face. It’s like an old man sticking his face through one of those cardboard body things.

  110. Get it right...

    EWWWWWWW…i’ll p*****!!!

  111. DC Gal

    Wow this is the first time that Steve Harvey actually made me laugh. He is the “MOST UN FUNNIEST COMEDIAN” alive. He has the UGLIEST smile and his veneers are really messing his ugly smile up even more.I dont care if he lost 50 lbs he isnt sexy what so ever. He is a DEAD BEAT DAD and there is no excuse for that. He needs to go and sit his OLD ***** down and needs to turn over his morning show to someone who is FUNNY. I dont see the other KINGS of COMEDY doing radio shows!!!! NO the real funny comedians are doing movies and making real $$$$$$$$.

  112. missdee

    Somebody please tell me what the hell the purpose of this campaign is!! That first pic looks like someone photoshopped Steve’s head on someone else’s body!

  113. amber86

    Yeah Steve Harvey is a deadbeat his kids went to my highschool…loser

  114. Kim

    THIS CAMPAIGN WAS ENTERTAINMENT TO ALL THE GRANDMOTHERS LMAO.

    THESE MEN OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED.

  115. cns

    These men look pretty good for the ages, but the oiled up, shirt open just reminds me of pedophila.

  116. RaphaelK

    this looks like the promo pic for brokeback mountain 2

  117. cns

    It wouldn’t be so bad if they had taken pictures in atheletic wear at the gym.

  118. Map

    Ummm… neither

  119. Deitre

    Somebody’s Mama likes this mess.


  120. How in the hell do find a man in biker shorts with a wrestling belt & cowboy boots sexy????? Aaawwwww hell nah!!!

    Steve Harvey sexy??? That’s another joke……

  121. Reg

    Why do these dudes look so awkward? They have this ebony chimpindales swagger goin on. Miss Dee if that’s your actual picture u r super fine. I bow down to your intelligence and beauty.

  122. Suzie

    Bodyguard looks sweeter than a little girls easter dress “yes homo”

  123. tk

    steve look nice…for an old dude.

  124. and another one...

    Damn that is so damn nasty Bossip! Like hitting yo grandad, sick NEITHER!!!!!!

  125. Ms. K Rock

    LOL!!! Are U kidding me?!?!?! EWWW….

  126. I'm just gonna wait for Negrodamus to post so I can get my laugh on...

    smh@ bossip for making me spit out perfectly good cheese grits…

    1. Why is Steve smiling like that?

    2. Should the bodyguard be looking that comfortable on that animal?

    3. Can we petition bossip to take this down immediately?

  127. Reg

    What’s the matter? Y’all don’t eat chitterlings?

  128. Delta Diva

    Who told old dude to pose on that lion like that…is that even something you supposed to sit on… I think there are some man laws being violated here…

    Other than that it’s good that Steve’s getting himself in shape…He might want to give some tips to his bodyguard cause that is not a good look at all.

  129. tthom85

    That’s the gayest sh*t I’ve ever seen!!!

  130. Doc

    where Aretha Franklin she needs to lend Steve Harvey security guard her bra ASAP!

  131. blahblah

    Steve is sucking in his gut. It’s not working.

  132. sit yo five dollar azz down before i make change

    what in new jack city projects is going on herrr?


  133. Not NARE ONE!!!! (HA,HA,HA)


  134. Steve Harvey with his shirt off looks like an greased-up old-man-***** edition of Malik Yoba. Just without the ashy-***** lips. I used to think Malik was fine, even with the crusty powder donut lips, but now after seeing the resemblance that Steve Harvey has to him, I will forever feel the need to toss my cookies. Thanks, Bossip.

  135. me888

    i’m scared o_o


  136. Why the ***** is Steve’s bodyguard making that fugly face when he’s on that poor lion?

    That ***** is wrong! Someone call P.E.T.A.!

  137. Wenzel Dashington

    Muf*****a

  138. sit yo five dollar azz down before i make change

    the bodyguard is smiling with his eys :lol: on muf*****a

  139. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    They all look like they’re doing a Jenny Craig commercial. They need to get in the gym for about 12mos. and do a strict diet and then come with some new pics.

  140. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    The bodyguard looks like John Coffee…

  141. AndYouLoveIt

    Can you say photo shop??? Look at his calfs above his boot…A mess!


  142. I feel for the king of the jungle.
    :(


  143. ha ha! these *****s a joke. why would ya’ll even put *****s like this on here and then ask us which one would we hit

  144. Howbad

    Remember the movie striptease and that old dude put the vaslene all over and said I feel it in my boots that’s what I was thinking when I saw them pictures.WTF it’s like getting diana ross ,tina turner and areatha in bathing suits and putting them in a xxl issue.lawd

  145. Howbad

    On another note fuc* the pope why the hell is he on T.V. he’s fuggin with my Oprah hour

  146. Lucy

    LOL @ WENZEL

  147. Shamzy

    I would HIT myself in the HEAD with a hammer! I aint into sugar daddies…thank you very much!!!


  148. They look horrible, really.

  149. Zina {The original princess}

    They look like damn fools.

  150. DIAMONDCHEERS

    some of ya’ll said:

    why is his big ***** ridin that lion’s face???? sigh

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    Those pics are my worst prison nightmare.

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    Neither! When I saw that picture I covered my

    breast like my dad just walked in the room. They look like two pedophiles. Yuck!

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    *DEAD*

    On another note fuc* the pope why the hell is he on T.V. he’s fuggin with my Oprah hour

    _________________________________

    HEHEHEHE


  151. Steve Harvey need to sit his old greasy ***** down!!! So annoying!

  152. I cant say...

    Im so madd right now about this nonsense!!! Someone told him 60+ was in, and he believed it!!!

  153. I cant say...

    Bodyguard looking like a brokeback A$$!!!

  154. cns

    Why do some men think that showing the imprint of the ***** is sexy. It just screams sex affender all day. Like he just can’t wait to whip it out on somebody. Please let a woman be pleasantly surprise. Ewwww.

  155. LADIVASOSA

    WHY WOULD WE HAVE TO CHOOSE??? WE ALL KNOW THEY ARE “HITTING” EACH OTHER!!!!


  156. Why are the brothers all greasy?

  157. z

    de bodygaurd killing me hahaha.

    i like de horse one hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha

    oh lord! roll on the floor. woooosh!!

  158. z

    but why is the bodyguard on the horse? why god why hahahahah

    is it a joke? everytime i get composed and think i can take it i look at the pic and fall out laughing.

    i mean it must be a joke but his face expression is well serious.

    but why did they ake the man do dat?

    his nipples are kinda crooked or something…oh no no no…yes father!

  159. Madam"O"

    Steve’s stomach looks nice. The bodyguard should have not worn that.

  160. YBG

    You’ve got to be kidding! Steve looks a hot mess. Too much fake tanning going on and baby oil and not enough muscle. I always knew he was bald under that tired flatop cut, lol. Nephew Tommy has taco meat on his chest and I’m just going to give the other two golden oldies a break and not comment…

  161. iou

    yuck to both!

  162. Rozza

    @YBG: HA!!! Taco Meat!! I am dead!

    If you look at Big Boom’s nipples they look like they follow you around the room.

    Sex with old men give you worms, and sex with oiled-up old men just make you slippery and sticky. Yuck!

  163. outtapocket

    mstimberz, that is so funny.ilmao.

  164. Rozza

    I was listening to his show one morning and he was talking about the 50 and Fly Shirtless pics. He was bragging that the site almost shut down and they were so sexy.

    I went to the site and I was in shock (not awe) and I got mad at having to see old man nips, oiled up old man bodies, and Big Boom looking like a gay manatee wearing moose knuckle boxer briefs. Shirley Strawberry and Carls were pumping up Steve and Tommy’s ego and I wanted to scream “STOP THE MADNESS!!!” Just not so hot at all.

  165. UMJUSSAYIN

    dude got on biker shorts and some cowboy boots !!! m m m this ***** is hot son!!!!

  166. hmmm...yuck

    what the hell is steve harvey trying to tell us?

  167. Lala11_7

    I’m celibate…a decision that I made RIGHT after seeing the above captioned pictures….

  168. MsSmartiepants

    Why is Boomerang wearing a belt with them tight ***** Coaches shorts ?

  169. Golden

    Neither!!! If I want to “hit” a middle aged out of shape oily black man, I need not go an farther than my bedroom and flip over my husband!

  170. Howbad

    Daddy Nooooooooooooo

  171. C.C.

    Now Bossip….this is wrong on so many levels, I honestly don’t know where to begin. All I can say is, if brothers keep walking around looking like this, sisters are going to have keep on messing with the white boys. I’d rather f**k a skinhead than one of these niccas.

  172. C.C.

    @Golden

    That was funny as hell.

  173. Tikki

    LMAO at Rozza

    OOO GEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! NONE OF THEM! The bodyguard looks queer as hell. The nephew looks like he can p***** with a swift kick. Maybe if you tilt your head and squint your eyes. Steve and the other dude…. YUCK!!!!!!

  174. as seen on t.v.

    brokeback negroes….this is a h.a.m….

  175. UMJUSSAYIN

    hmmm yuck hilarious!!

    that dooo look kinda mountain broke back to me i wouldnt be by the pool wit this dude

  176. thaimairachalice

    bodyguard *****ies look like he squished them together…gross

  177. Grace

    This is really *****ed up cause men think they are sexy no matter how old they get. Steve act like he is going through a mid life breakdown. He need to be told that he is sexy and still have IT. I don’t have any words for his c-cup wearing body guard.

  178. I cant say...

    This is why I stay in dead end relationships b/c look at what’s out there!! This ***** is nasty- I wouldnt trade my- sexxy *****, no good lying, cheating, cheap, cant be found, never around, don’t answer his phone when I call, always taking his momma shopping on saturday and fell asleep on his boys couch- in for the world!! These corny looking *****’s are the reason I stay stuck in a male rut!!

  179. SweetSable

    If i had to; which one would I hit?_______ Neither! I’d cut off my vagina and throw it away…. :S

  180. VI_QUEEN1

    NONE!!!!! THAT IS JUST GROSS!!

  181. UMJUSSAYIN

    damn sable … throw it away?? !! oh wait!! with those suspects id throw it away into a tank of sharks so that it wouldnt couldnt be reattatched …lol

  182. Ms.Homeboi

    Bossip, this is really disgusting. No,seriously. I’m disgusted.

  183. DM

    In the words of Katt Williams, “not never” !!!

  184. jack

    I saw they two on ‘m i l l i o n a i r e chats’, it’s a dating website full of rich men , handsome boys, pretty women and celebrities. I don’t why they are so popalar there, because they are rich? sexy? or some what

  185. UMJUSSAYIN

    IF THE CROCIDILE HUNTER WAS STILL ALIVE THIS ***** WOULD NOT BE HAPPENING …..THATS JUST ANIMAL CRUELTY THE LION IS LIKE ROOOOOAAAARRRR HELP MEEEEEE! IT LOOKS LIKE THATS REALLY THE WAY A LION WOULD REACT WITH A REFRIGERATOR ON HIS BACK . RAHHHHH!

  186. I HATE DISGUISED WEBSITE ADS!!!

    Please give it a break!

  187. sit yo five dollar azz down before i make change

    the sad sad truth is that in some VERY rural part of east texas and mississippi, some old broads [most likely without teeth/who used to be *****s BACK in the days] are feeling them …

  188. Not Hatin'

    Kudos to Steve n them for workin out and losing the extra baggage.

    Losing weight and working out is extremely hard to do for alot of people. I watched my mom struggle and shed 60.

    I would imagine its even harder steppin’ out like they did to show off their hard work and then get clowned.

  189. cns

    A REFRIGERATOR ON HIS BACK . RAHHHHH!

    Cl*****ic!

  190. Lush-Us Lipps

    Ewwww! I’m NOT feeling the “Old Man Swag”!

  191. Ms. T.

    I am LMBAO at these pictures. I would pay untold amounts of money for Nephew Tommy to close that shirt.

  192. Artscola08

    I can’t stop laughing. LOL Awh man


  193. THEY LOOK GOOD, GREAT FOR BOTH OF THEM.

  194. Crazy ***** Rodney

    Look at my gravatar and let that tell you how I feel about this post

  195. Crazy ***** Rodney

    No homo

  196. Kym G

    >>>>> this is some really scared middle life crisis *****.. … that ***** looks a fool in that shirt and hat and boots.. COME THE F ON.. I can’t believe these dudes seriously ae posing looking liek this.. REALLY people.. this shouldn’t be..

  197. Kym G

    Dude on that rocking horse looks like 2 enties away from an internet werido. . Sweear ta God…

    looks like he smells like apple juice and rasinettes

  198. msjlh

    the comments on these pics are straight comedy!!

    i’m in my office laughing so hard that i can’t catch my breath. Got me wheezing like i got asthma!!!

    these pics are priceless! i hope and pray that somebody calls his radio show and clowns the baby oil hell out of him.

    The bodyguard!!! Oh no, didn’t he write some book about if ladies want closure they should close their legs?

    If i saw his greasy hammerjack joe behind coming my way I would staple my legs shut!!!

  199. msjlh

    LOL @looks like he smells like apple juice and rasinettes

  200. KEEPINITREAL

    Oh no Bossip DIDNT NEITHER….HELL NO

  201. rude as f*ck

    lmfao granpaz tryna be hot for the ladiez hehehehehe ahahahaha too funny

  202. cns

    I look at the bodyguard on the lion picture several times a day and I just can’t stop laughing to myself. It’s like watching a trainwreacker. You want to look away but you just can’t. hahaha.

  203. cns

    I look at the bodyguard on the lion picture several times a day and I just can’t stop laughing to myself. It’s like watching a trainwrecker. You want to look away but you just can’t. hahaha.


  204. I would hit Steve pockets

  205. Shonna Gayle

    so why is that big man on the lion in his drawers?

  206. Mz_Kay

    NOW BOSSIP!! no yall did ask “which one would you hit?” Yall know damn well yall wrong for this *****? Who would want to hit these GRANDDADDIES????? even in their younger days i wouldnt hit…i was gonna go eat but im not hungry anymore THANKS ALOT BOSSIP!

  207. honestly

    man all i can say is im reading yall comments and they are absolutely hilarious yall *****s is wrong stop messing with these old ***** dudes.

  208. Moon Light On Water

    I’m old too, but I’m gonna have to p***** on these offerings. They all look a little too feminine for my taste.

  209. breenay

    IF I WAS 80 I WOULD BE HELL YEAH


  210. I would hit Steve with his bodygaurd boots, then hit the gaurd,nephew and barber with it


  211. guard^^^

  212. AnDaRah

    Neither!! They both look gay as hell!! Sorry fellows but just because you spread a little grease on your body, DOES NOT MAKE YOU SEXY!!!!! Steve…stick to what you do best, wearing suits and telling jokes. Yuk!!!!!!

  213. DARKEST NUBIAN

    LOL! @ AnDaRah. I could’nt have said it any better.

    Damn they Ugly.

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