Which One Would You Hit???

Posted on April 15th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Would You Hit It

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Steve Harvey and his bodyguard posed together for their take off their shirts campaign.

If you HAD to hit one of these shirtless wonders, WHICH ONE??

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  • Mechelle

    1st and neither

  • Lauren

    2nd and neither (throwing up)

  • Suga Mo

    Id hit you and ur momma in the eyes for looking at these old farts

  • KCMOCHAGIRL

    Why? Why? Why? No, no, no.

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  • Suga Mo

    this shirtless house party is the gayness

  • http://yahoo.com intuitivepisces

    I’d say the bodyguard is about a “C” cup? Discuss…

  • Jahpson

    Steve Harvey has more bench pressing to do, and his bodyguards body doesnt match the color of his face.

  • So_Surrus

    nephew tommy funny wit his crank callin..lmao

  • amedat

    That man in the white tights should be arrested for beastiality.

  • http://yahoo.com intuitivepisces

    Why does the bodyguard keep “serving ‘em up” in every photo? He’s got more cleavage than I do.

  • Negrodamus Believes

    Negrodamus believes Steve Harvey has the smile of repeated sex offender and his body guard looks like some gay cowboy wrestler

  • PghCheeze

    Steve’s head does not match the body….

  • WHAT?

    Is Steve’s bodyguard gay??? Those pictures are the worst ever!!! Anyways steve’s stomach looks great!!! I’m happy for him!!!

  • soulwoman

    No sirs!

  • http://yahoo.com intuitivepisces

    @ What?

    I agree, Steve looks very good. I’m sure he’s inspiring a lot of men his age to take better care of themselves.

  • Free

    crisco or bacon grease?

  • Don’t mind me

    Ew

    Why do you you feel the need to inflict this on us gurls? Looks like a bunch of dads and grandads greased up crrrringe

  • I’m Just Me

    I am appalled!

    Neither!

  • http://yahoo.com intuitivepisces

    @ Free

    4 parts Crisco

    2 parts Vaseline

  • KIA

    EWW!!! NEITHER

  • J Gats Juice

    why is his big ass ridin that lion’s face???? sigh

  • Up2NoGood

    Um, Imma havta pass. I don’t do old pubes.

  • tintin

    the bodyguard is gayer than gay. i’d hit steve, he’s hitable with those big lips of his. these pics are so funny, i can’t stop laughing.

  • http://thumbsnap.com/v/hJSxpF6W.jpg mz.cee

    Hey Ms. Sugar! ya know the bodyguard tryna tell us “he could ride ya out”… ha ha ha

    WTF, is this novice that dudes feel the need to be posing shirtless as of late??? elaborate… ha ha ha they even got the barber doing a pose down, LMBAO! this looks like some straight PLAYGIRL shyt…!

  • VoiceOfReason

    Man Camel-Toe

  • Yes I Said It & I Meant It Too

    What in the baby oil greased up hell?!

    Neither one of them would I hit, but Steve is looking a lot better.

    His bodyguard, on the other hand, disturbs me. Who in the hell told him cowboy boots and boxer briefs go together?! That second pic of Big Boom is the pits. Was he auditioning for the the black version of Brokeback Mountain?! I’m just saying…

  • HOTSTUFF

    Yo his bodyguard’s a fruit and I’m questioning Steve’s sexuality for standing that close to dude…eventhough Steve has a bad misses…I just don’t know about this one…and WTF at him on that damn wall mount!!!!!!!!1

  • SIDEWAYS

    I thought that was George Foreman in the cowboy hat.

    Plain & Simple…..W R O N G!!!!!

  • VoiceOfReason

    LOL @ rosemarybaby

    That was funny thru and thru.

  • Pimpstress

    If they threw in Mr. T’s old arse all greased up my grandma would buy the calendar. Old girls need some eye candy too?

  • uptowngirl

    the bodyguard’s boobs are bigger than mine. and he has the girls on full display. lol

  • Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Wow…again speechless!!

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Why does the dude in the last thumbnail have the “Carlton Banks” body????

  • uptowngirl

    @ Rosemarybaby

    DEAD!!!!!

  • uptowngirl

    But wait…why does Steve Harvey need a bodyguard? I’m just sayin’….

  • gimme a break

    i would hit both these idots

    with a baseball bat in their bald heads….

    its looks like they both can do a comercial for

    VASELINE ….

  • Lynn

    The new “Eddie & Johnnie”!!!!!! I knew there was more to Mary’s story than what was told…….She was his beard….LMAO

  • Rock

    EWWW! Just EWWW!. Big Boom looks very pink on that lion,

  • Sarafina

    Steve.

  • Suga Mo

    ROTFL @ J Gats Juice

    “why is his big ass ridin that lion’s face???? sigh”

  • Mrssexcee1

    what a TANGarey mess this is.. Im mad Mr Big batty boom riding that lion poor cowardly lion. I wouldn’t hit anyone of them

  • Suga Mo

    @J Gats Juice

    I kept thinking about that comment and i LOL. My co-workers are startig to walk by my office and stare.

  • Mrssexcee1

    friggin cheshire cat from alice and wonderland steve need to stick too hiding in trees and wooded areas spooking people

  • ATLBlogger

    WTH??? Naw I saw the pics of Steve on other sites but not his bodyguard. They both look a H.A.M!!!!! LOL…SMH

  • Mrssexcee1

    oh dont ya’ll see the lion is crying he got brokeback riding his back with his hillbilly hat and hanes boxers.

    Lion: If this Big Batty dont get down pon me its gon be someting sereeeeious

  • Doc

    lawd lawd lawd lawd lawd lawd lawd.

  • Shootingstar

    These pics look like shots from a calendar for middle-aged gay black men.

  • Lady Architect

    I’d hit neither but I support what their doing cause I heard of the bet they have going on where they are working out and losing weight so that is good. They have my support but I wouldn’t hit any of them.

  • Suga Mo

    That lion does look like its screeching in pain

  • Suga Mo

    Its official this pic are my new screen saver at work. And I dare my co-worker to ask me do I know them…LOL

  • Mrssexcee1

    WAIT WAIT does big batty BOOM have on a WRESTLING BELT?!! DID HE WRASTLE IN WWE ?? (SOUTHERN WAY TOO SAY WRESTLE )

  • Doc

    wich one i would hit? i would hit the pothographer on the head for taking this pictures.

  • Doc

    in another note steve looks like the bi*ch on the relationship next to the oher dude.

  • DonkeyPunchJr.

    big boy definitely taking Steve’s cookies!

  • elle

    entirely toooooooooo much oil.

    There is history behind Steve’s bodyguard.

    His health was suffering and he had to get under 290 something, so he joined Steve’s over 50 and fly club,

    actually I think he got under his mark so for that good for him.

    The men may not be in the best of shape but all of them have changed their eating habits, work out programs, and spiritual energies so for that kudos to them.

    Now the posing and excessive body oil is another issue.

  • http://jamaljamar@twins.com jamal the man

    Lady Architect, you are a very smart lady and i bow down to you for your achievements, i agree this is a entertainment site and i dont come on here to pick up females or ask for their emails and pictures. One lady on here is the only one i asked that and thats because my twin brother met her once!

  • lisalisa

    Steve Harveys body is better than most men I know that are in their 30′s. He has no gut! How many black men do you know past the age of 35 that have a flat stomach? Not to many. Black men need to take notes.

  • Mrssexcee1

    umm doc I will hit you over the head for all them damn grammatical errors man lol its all love though :) ( i.e wich, and pothographer) I take it you didnt eat lunch yet its understandable :)

  • Doc

    LOL AFTER LOOKING AT THIS PIC HOW CAN POSSIBLY BE OK I CANT EVEN WRITE AFTER LOOKING ATROCITY.

  • vanity

    Which one would I hit? With what!!! WTF!!! Steve does look good for a man of 50, but still,,,he needs to keep his damn shirt on.

  • Wenzel Dashington

    Those pics are my worst prison nightmare.

  • anonymous

    Steve’s barber number one with Steve number 2; I think NephewTommy and the Bodyguard were mis-prints…

  • catwoman

    Neither! When I saw that picture I covered my breast like my dad just walked in the room. They look like two pedophiles. Yuck!

  • haterz

    these bout some gutter speaking country no body having azzes – they must all sat down and told themselves they look good [dem and their mamas] and decided on this blurry vision causing mess

  • Yes.We.Can.America.2008!

    :lol:

    I would hit them both with a truck!

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    J Gats Juice

    why is his big ass ridin that lion’s face???? sigh

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  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty the real one

    @ Jamal… uh…. was that a compliment or what????

  • Qt

    hahahah! rotflmbao! lol! that lion is in serious pain!! i know that fat azz don’t call himself being a ‘top’?

  • sugarjude

    I would have to pass on this one. I’m about to throw up for real, for real. I think I will need my rabbit for this one (LOL)

  • MzTee

    Neither one. But big ups to Steve for keeping his body together.

  • http://jamaljamar@twins.com jamal the man

    Ms beauty, of course it is a compliment, no harm given all i meant was you are the only one i really talk to on here except i gave just sit and be pretty a compliment on her smile, but you are my heart and thats what i meant. “ok’.

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty

    Jamal….. gotcha! Thanks for the compliment and thanks for the instructions.. the picture should be coming up on there shortly… they ask me a lot of question but i love that black exec picture of you.. how many six pack abs do you have .. looks like 8 or maybe 10?????

  • Sweet Brown Sugar

    Man looking at these pictures is looking at a Trainwreck!! It’s all so very disturbing yet I can’t stop looking.

    That bodygaurd is gay, man if you walked past him he’d smell like dookey!

    Nephew Tommy got nerve with them love handles on his sides…I bet he the type of light skinned brotha that think he got it going on too! He’s fugly & Steve’s barber look as soft as they come!

    On second thought what happened to Steve’s fake fro?

  • NotoriousOne

    *snicker*

  • philly_peach

    LOL!!! Oh good grief!

    Well, at least they are tryna be healthy.

    ****scrolls back up to look again****

    BWAHHHH!!!! LMAO!!! Brokeback is wrong!!

  • Miss J.D.

    MS MARJORIE DESERVE EVERY HERMES IN HER COLLECTION FOR WAKIN’ UP WIT’ HIM EVERY MORNING. BLESS HER HEART!

  • park_just

    Wow, it’s steve. He posted his bio at the wealthy men and celebsite “million airecupid” ,c o m a couple of months ago. Just think he is looking for some new ho okups there.

  • Kim

    THEY LOOK LIKE FAT GORILLAS. PLEASE LAWD TAKE THEM AWAY FROM MY VIEW.

  • Black Beauty

    Yuck!!! All of these old men need to put their cloths back on. His body quard looks like a big freak, and his barber is built like a 12 year old. Like I said, they should stick to their day jobs.

  • Rozza

    Big Boom has a moose knuckle up front – EEEWWW!

    He also needs a mansierre for those breasts.

  • Rozza

    That lion sure looks like he is in a lot of pain! Beady-bee nappy chest hairs should not be oiled up. I’m just sayin’…

  • MDS

    Gross on both

    I am truly sick now after lunch and have to go throw up

  • Janelle

    This is probably the most disgusting thing my eyes have ever seen lol…I am not into man boobies

  • Janelle

    LMAO@Kim fat gorillas… I don’t think anyone else could have put it better and you took the words right out of my mouth

  • amber86

    LMAO @ Everyone’s comments

  • Lucy

    Steve’s body isn’t THAT bad. It just doesn’t match his face. It’s like an old man sticking his face through one of those cardboard body things.

  • Get it right…

    EWWWWWWW…i’ll pass!!!

  • missdee

    Somebody please tell me what the hell the purpose of this campaign is!! That first pic looks like someone photoshopped Steve’s head on someone else’s body!

  • amber86

    Yeah Steve Harvey is a deadbeat his kids went to my highschool…loser

  • Kim

    THIS CAMPAIGN WAS ENTERTAINMENT TO ALL THE GRANDMOTHERS LMAO.

    THESE MEN OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED.

  • cns

    These men look pretty good for the ages, but the oiled up, shirt open just reminds me of pedophila.

  • RaphaelK

    this looks like the promo pic for brokeback mountain 2

  • cns

    It wouldn’t be so bad if they had taken pictures in atheletic wear at the gym.

  • Map

    Ummm… neither

  • Deitre

    Somebody’s Mama likes this mess.

  • Reg

    Why do these dudes look so awkward? They have this ebony chimpindales swagger goin on. Miss Dee if that’s your actual picture u r super fine. I bow down to your intelligence and beauty.

  • Suzie

    Bodyguard looks sweeter than a little girls easter dress “yes homo”

  • tk

    steve look nice…for an old dude.

  • Ms. K Rock

    LOL!!! Are U kidding me?!?!?! EWWW….

  • Reg

    What’s the matter? Y’all don’t eat chitterlings?

  • Delta Diva

    Who told old dude to pose on that lion like that…is that even something you supposed to sit on… I think there are some man laws being violated here…

    Other than that it’s good that Steve’s getting himself in shape…He might want to give some tips to his bodyguard cause that is not a good look at all.

  • tthom85

    That’s the gayest sh*t I’ve ever seen!!!

  • Doc

    where Aretha Franklin she needs to lend Steve Harvey security guard her bra ASAP!

  • blahblah

    Steve is sucking in his gut. It’s not working.

  • sit yo five dollar azz down before i make change

    what in new jack city projects is going on herrr?

  • me888

    i’m scared o_o

  • Wenzel Dashington

    Mufassa

  • sit yo five dollar azz down before i make change

    the bodyguard is smiling with his eys :lol: on mufassa

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    They all look like they’re doing a Jenny Craig commercial. They need to get in the gym for about 12mos. and do a strict diet and then come with some new pics.

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    The bodyguard looks like John Coffee…

  • AndYouLoveIt

    Can you say photo shop??? Look at his calfs above his boot…A mess!

  • Howbad

    Remember the movie striptease and that old dude put the vaslene all over and said I feel it in my boots that’s what I was thinking when I saw them pictures.WTF it’s like getting diana ross ,tina turner and areatha in bathing suits and putting them in a xxl issue.lawd

  • Howbad

    On another note fuc* the pope why the hell is he on T.V. he’s fuggin with my Oprah hour

  • Lucy

    LOL @ WENZEL

  • Shamzy

    I would HIT myself in the HEAD with a hammer! I aint into sugar daddies…thank you very much!!!

  • http://www.ChosenMag.com Prettycitygirl

    They look horrible, really.

  • Zina {The original princess}

    They look like damn fools.

  • DIAMONDCHEERS

    some of ya’ll said:

    why is his big ass ridin that lion’s face???? sigh

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    Those pics are my worst prison nightmare.

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    Neither! When I saw that picture I covered my

    breast like my dad just walked in the room. They look like two pedophiles. Yuck!

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    *DEAD*

    On another note fuc* the pope why the hell is he on T.V. he’s fuggin with my Oprah hour

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    HEHEHEHE

  • http://www.homecookinradio.com Dimple Pink

    Steve Harvey need to sit his old greasy ass down!!! So annoying!

  • I cant say…

    Im so madd right now about this nonsense!!! Someone told him 60+ was in, and he believed it!!!

  • I cant say…

    Bodyguard looking like a brokeback A$$!!!

  • LADIVASOSA

    WHY WOULD WE HAVE TO CHOOSE??? WE ALL KNOW THEY ARE “HITTING” EACH OTHER!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/SAxlerod SAxlerod

    Why are the brothers all greasy?

  • z

    de bodygaurd killing me hahaha.

    i like de horse one hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha

    oh lord! roll on the floor. woooosh!!

  • z

    but why is the bodyguard on the horse? why god why hahahahah

    is it a joke? everytime i get composed and think i can take it i look at the pic and fall out laughing.

    i mean it must be a joke but his face expression is well serious.

    but why did they ake the man do dat?

    his nipples are kinda crooked or something…oh no no no…yes father!

  • Madam”O”

    Steve’s stomach looks nice. The bodyguard should have not worn that.

  • YBG

    You’ve got to be kidding! Steve looks a hot mess. Too much fake tanning going on and baby oil and not enough muscle. I always knew he was bald under that tired flatop cut, lol. Nephew Tommy has taco meat on his chest and I’m just going to give the other two golden oldies a break and not comment…

  • iou

    yuck to both!

  • Rozza

    @YBG: HA!!! Taco Meat!! I am dead!

    If you look at Big Boom’s nipples they look like they follow you around the room.

    Sex with old men give you worms, and sex with oiled-up old men just make you slippery and sticky. Yuck!

  • outtapocket

    mstimberz, that is so funny.ilmao.

  • hmmm…yuck

    what the hell is steve harvey trying to tell us?

  • Lala11_7

    I’m celibate…a decision that I made RIGHT after seeing the above captioned pictures….

  • MsSmartiepants

    Why is Boomerang wearing a belt with them tight ass Coaches shorts ?

  • Golden

    Neither!!! If I want to “hit” a middle aged out of shape oily black man, I need not go an farther than my bedroom and flip over my husband!

  • Howbad

    Daddy Nooooooooooooo

  • C.C.

    @Golden

    That was funny as hell.

  • Tikki

    LMAO at Rozza

    OOO GEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! NONE OF THEM! The bodyguard looks queer as hell. The nephew looks like he can pass with a swift kick. Maybe if you tilt your head and squint your eyes. Steve and the other dude…. YUCK!!!!!!

  • as seen on t.v.

    brokeback negroes….this is a h.a.m….

  • thaimairachalice

    bodyguard titties look like he squished them together…gross

  • SweetSable

    If i had to; which one would I hit?_______ Neither! I’d cut off my vagina and throw it away…. :S

  • VI_QUEEN1

    NONE!!!!! THAT IS JUST GROSS!!

  • DM

    In the words of Katt Williams, “not never” !!!

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    Please give it a break!

  • Not Hatin’

    Kudos to Steve n them for workin out and losing the extra baggage.

    Losing weight and working out is extremely hard to do for alot of people. I watched my mom struggle and shed 60.

    I would imagine its even harder steppin’ out like they did to show off their hard work and then get clowned.

  • cns

    A REFRIGERATOR ON HIS BACK . RAHHHHH!

    Classic!

  • Lush-Us Lipps

    Ewwww! I’m NOT feeling the “Old Man Swag”!

  • Ms. T.

    I am LMBAO at these pictures. I would pay untold amounts of money for Nephew Tommy to close that shirt.

  • Artscola08

    I can’t stop laughing. LOL Awh man

  • http://Afo.net ella

    THEY LOOK GOOD, GREAT FOR BOTH OF THEM.

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    Look at my gravatar and let that tell you how I feel about this post

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    No homo

  • Kym G

    Dude on that rocking horse looks like 2 enties away from an internet werido. . Sweear ta God…

    looks like he smells like apple juice and rasinettes

  • msjlh

    the comments on these pics are straight comedy!!

    i’m in my office laughing so hard that i can’t catch my breath. Got me wheezing like i got asthma!!!

    these pics are priceless! i hope and pray that somebody calls his radio show and clowns the baby oil hell out of him.

    The bodyguard!!! Oh no, didn’t he write some book about if ladies want closure they should close their legs?

    If i saw his greasy hammerjack joe behind coming my way I would staple my legs shut!!!

  • msjlh

    LOL @looks like he smells like apple juice and rasinettes

  • rude as f*ck

    lmfao granpaz tryna be hot for the ladiez hehehehehe ahahahaha too funny

  • cns

    I look at the bodyguard on the lion picture several times a day and I just can’t stop laughing to myself. It’s like watching a trainwreacker. You want to look away but you just can’t. hahaha.

  • cns

    I look at the bodyguard on the lion picture several times a day and I just can’t stop laughing to myself. It’s like watching a trainwrecker. You want to look away but you just can’t. hahaha.

  • Shonna Gayle

    so why is that big man on the lion in his drawers?

  • Moon Light On Water

    I’m old too, but I’m gonna have to pass on these offerings. They all look a little too feminine for my taste.

  • breenay

    IF I WAS 80 I WOULD BE HELL YEAH

  • DARKEST NUBIAN

    LOL! @ AnDaRah. I could’nt have said it any better.

    Damn they Ugly.

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