Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Quote of the Day

Posted by Bossip Staff

Flavor Flav!

Flavor Flav is feeling all high and mighty about his new minstrel show, “Under One Roof”

“‘I ain’t no joke, I’m getting ready to be the next Morgan Freeman. Denzel Washington, I’m coming!’”

This cat is really delusional. Flav, if you’re reading this, we beg of you: Please, put away the pipe, and find Jesus, before it’s too late.

Source

Image via WENN

Comments(70) on “Quote of the Day”

  1. Brie

    He MUST be delusional…

  2. $m♥K.E.Y.

    damn SAMBO!

  3. Brie

    lets hope he’s just joking- I hope he’s joking…

  4. Fresh Perspective

    He’s like the Black Pixie from Dave Chappelle’s skit. As long as we keep buying it, Mr. Charlie will keep making it.


  5. I guess the bloggers are never going to give Flav a p*****. The man has and actual sitcom coming out with a bonafide comedic actor as his costar and blogs are acting like it’s Flavor of Love 4. How about we see the show before we judge it to be a minstel show.

  6. ~*~IslandNik~*~

    he’s a bit too late n ugly to b comin… lol.. but i love me some flav

  7. Kay

    How is Bossip gonna make fun of his ***** when they advertising his ***** on one of their banners????? WTF is that about????? I guess it really doesn’t matter how you pay your bills, huh???

  8. MrsLaadee

    Ain’t that some bullish that networks take off good black shows like Girlfriends(with Toney Childs)and My Wife and Kids and put bullish like Flava Flav on. They know black people are not going to watch that show so they will have a reason to cancel it real quick.

  9. TISHA

    I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY GAVE THIS MAN HIS OWN SITCOM…..THAT IS GOING TO BE A HOTT, FIREY, MESS! HE HAS TO BE ON SOMETHING….HE JUST HAS TO.

  10. Suga Mo

    Im embar*****ed. Why do they keep his ***** going? It f*cked up how him being ignorant is okay.

  11. I'm Just Me

    THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN FILED UNDER JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

    TWO F-LISTERS ON ONE SHOW??? I DON’T THINK IT WILL GO MORE THAN A SEASON OR TWO.

  12. STOP IT NOW!

    Someone needs to take him out and black folks need to stop watching that mess!!!

  13. bree

    **blank stare**

  14. JAD

    HEY HAS LOST HIS MIND.

  15. JAD

    HE*

  16. Deitre

    Where did this nucca find a real live coon suit?

  17. huhsaywhat?

    I know Chuck D is somewhere Shaking His Head.

    Flav is the embodiment of “Bamboozled”.

  18. kai

    HHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  19. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Wow, and which one of the “residents in his head” made him quote this rubbish?!?! He’s got to be kidding!! Can you imagine Flav on the big screen, can you imagine them pulling in for a close up?!?! OMG, pure horror!!

  20. Black Beauty

    As Flave would say, “dont believe the hype”. He is just talking, I hope that no one is taking him seriously. I have to take my hat off to him, he found a way to stretch 15 minutes of fame into 4 years and counting. I can’t knock his hustle. As long as there are dumb chickenheads ready and available to play themselves, he is going to stick around and get paid. Do you Flave!!!


  21. Go FLAV, the more they hate the more money you make!

  22. Cher

    Well maybe if people don’t watch it the first night it comes on, they will pull the plug as fast as CBS pulled the plug on Secret Talent of the Stars.

  23. uptowngirl

    money ain’t everything. oh i forgot in this society it is. as long as you “gettin’ paid” it o.k. to be a coon and buffoon. go head do you flav. smdh.

  24. MissT

    Pure Ignorance

  25. $m♥K.E.Y.

    BOOGLY!

    he is the definition of it

    just straight up and down BOOGLY!


  26. This crackhead is delusional. The next Denzel or Morgan Freemon? Yeah f-ing right!!!!

    LMAO


  27. Flav really thinks he’ll be the next Denzel or Morgan or maybe Obama…

    That’s what happens when your brain is rotten…your thought process is hazy…and in this case…it’s extremely hazy…foggy…cloudy…so much poofy…he’s GOOFY!!!

    …and someone in his camp just won’t tell him…it’ll never happen!

  28. jessica

    He is nice. I love his voice. However, it’d told he is found at the celebrity singles club “million airecupid” ,c o m. Not sure what he is doing there. Maybe he is also seeking pretty girls for hang out there.

  29. Kim

    HE IS TOO DAMN UGLY

  30. and another one...

    He is the nastiest ewok I ever did see. Ewwww DAMN how do these hoes do it?

  31. 2oclock demon

    Do you Flav–you’re representing the black community proudly….and we deserve no less.

  32. as seen on t.v.

    this show is everything you thought it would be and worse….there has not been a decent black drama on network tv in years….instead they continue to bombard us with these ignorant sitcoms and side show monstrosities…i will not be watching this mess…

  33. I HATE DISGUISED WEBSITE ADS!!!

    !!!!

  34. I'm Just Me

    SMOKEY SAID:

    BOOGLY!

    he is the definition of it

    just straight up and down BOOGLY!

    **************************************************

    DEAD!!!

  35. SIDEWAYS

    Get the ***** outta here with this bull*****…NEXT

  36. Michael

    Is it me or is this brother an embarr*****ment at this point? SMH….

  37. NuAgenda

    I can’t stand that Coon!

  38. K-ten

    i was ready for him to be off tv after flavor of love 3, but now he’s STILL not getting off my tv??? well, i hope no one watches it, so they can quickly take it off the air. i just cant look at him anymore!!!

  39. thatsbull00

    Flavor Flav is the same age as my father. If that isnt a joke I dont know what is. If that was my father I would hide in a whole in the ground

    He said the next Denzel isnt Denzel and him around the same age?

  40. TISHA

    LMBO@ DEITRE!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! A REAL LIVE COON SUIT! LMBO!!


  41. Yeah flav … and u gonnah be Obama`s running mate too ! This nicca on that kush that Solange is on when she talkin crazy ..again !

  42. Bohwe

    Reason 1 billion why more sistas are dating nonblack men.

  43. Kim

    Bohwe

    I hear you gurl……..i am having a date on Saturday with my white man

  44. Anton Slizzardhands

    wtf you wearing Flamer Flamez???

  45. Bohwe

    well, during Fall Quarter , me and this Asian guy(oh my goodness, that man was so sexy, it was unbelievable); he would flirt with me, but I didn’t pay any attention to it, because I thought he was younger than me. But, anyways, when I found out that we were the same age, it was all good. This cutie had GAME, and it wasn’t overbearing but real sexy. He knew how to talk to a woman. We would really flirt with each other, where even the teacher had to just smile,it was so cute. I didn’t even get upset with him,for doing something that could have been seen as sexual harr*****ment.lol. But, the chemistry between us was so hot.

    Sometimes , other men are more alluring than black men. Asian men are so sexy, maybe that’s why I love me some Jet Li.

  46. Melissa

    Why all this hate? Can a man get to a couple of dollars without you haters comin at his neck? ***** u wasting time hatin when u could be gettin ya own bread!Dig ya self people!!!

  47. justsayin'

    Is it me, or does Flav look like the chocolate version of a Lost Boy from Peter Pan? lol Just sayin’ though….

  48. 2funny

    @ justsayin’

    LMAO you’re right!!!!

  49. Lovely One

    If you squint your eyes hard enough, Flav starts to resemble Denzel Washington. Don’t you agree??? LOL :-)

  50. spain

    @bossip u r *****ing cold dang let da dude dream lolololol

  51. ThatTouchOfPink

    [Nuclear sirens & buzzers blasting]

    Coogie Overload . . . Alert …Coogie Overload

    all systems go . . .please disrobe immediately

  52. ThatTouchOfPink

    or not . . .


  53. is he serious, that ***** he is doing is not acting, it is called playing yourself. he is sexy though,lol


  54. Somebody needs to make him sit his ***** down and grow the hell up. Isn’t he almost 50 yrs. old?

    Everytime I see this man, all I can do is shake my head.

  55. iwriteonthisshow

    There are obviously alot of minstrel-minded people if you check the ratings and when it comes to hundreds of thousands of advertising dollars that is all that matters. One day media will change when the right people get in there…

  56. UMJUSSAYIN

    i look at flav .. i dont know if its cuz hes real real dark that hes “called” ugly or the colors he wears that are ugly on him… but i think theres something cute in a ugly way about flav …hes got a little boy smile.. but he makes some ugly ***** faces.

    all the ***** needs is:

    a dentist

    a cut

    a nice ***** suit ( cuz every womans crazy bout a sharp dressd man.)

    if was in this category of ugly i would wear bussiness suits everyday…

  57. uhhhh

    wtf is he wearing? is that coogi?

  58. All in fun

    Dont think so his corney ***** show just came on and I give this 6 episodes and he will be back to having po women looking for 15 minutes of fame kissing his ugly *****.

  59. UMJUSSAYIN

    thats a cute lil hat though who else could wear it !

  60. UMJUSSAYIN

    thats a cute lil hat though who else could wear it !?

  61. szo

    His new show looks like real original if there was never a fresh prince of Bel air…damn flav i remember fear of black planet and now your the silly negro we feared being on top!

  62. Its6amHogetOut

    Ok everyone calm down, Flavor has 7 kids, he needs that dough, besides try and remember the flavor from Public enemy, not this minstrel *****.

  63. Ghost

    I saw this mess and It’s the end of the world as we know it!

    Will Smith and NBC should get their lawyers and sue! All that show needed was Soulja Boy or Bow Wow running around as Flava’s kids.

    Public Enemy reunite and get this guy! If this show is a hit, can you imagine all teh copy cat shows that the CW and ESPECIALLY Fox will flush out.

    I can see the KKK using this show as proof of why white folk will never fear black folk making it.

    Poor Martin, Malcolm, Booker T, Ozzie Davis, Redd Foxx, Neil Carter, Marcus, Shaka Zulu and so many others died for mess like this to be made.

  64. honestly

    would you females consider 6 inches to be accepatable,im really trying to find out thanks.

  65. Its6amHoGetOut

    @ Ghost, i agree with 80% of what you just typed but……….. Martin= coonin’, Nell Carter= fat ***** coonin’ Oops you meant Martin Luther King and Neil Carter, my bad!

    lol, rofl

  66. deesac

    say what you want Flav is getting paid I happy for him he’s doing better ten a lot of celebrities out there


  67. He takes the cred from Public Enemy and makes it his own personal 911 – a joke. People of the past wanted the best for people of color. They’re flipping in their graves. In the future anything that Public Enemy puts out on wax will be tainted. Like AKON and his hood stories.


  68. Damn!

    I didn’t know Coogie was still hot like that!


  69. @ honestly–

    If he knows how to work it.

    Or he betta drop down on his knees and work that tongue!

    6 Inches–

    Man you need to improve or move!!!!!!!

    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. Sunny Days

    stop trying to make a bootleg “fresh prince”

Leave a Reply

Please note that comments and user names with excessive or inappropriate language are subject to filtering, moderation and deletion. Speak your mind, but try to keep comments clean.