Sextra: Fellas, Give Her a Mind-Blowing Orgasm!
Posted by Bossip Staff
Fellas, did you know that most women know how to make themselves climax? Over the years, as a woman gets to know her body she can pretty much make herself climax on cue. Not to say that’s it not enjoyable, but more often than not, it’s work for her too. Given the nature of most women, she doesn’t mind the work she has to put in to have an orgasm, but sometimes you should treat her to one! Fellas, you know you can get off when you get some head and all you have to do is lay there. Woman normally enjoy pleasing their men is this way, but are you reciprocating? Do you know how to make woman climax on your own without any of her help? Most men would say they can, but more often than not, she’s putting in some work! That’s not to say that it shouldn’t be a team effort, but if you can get her off before you bust, she’ll be more than happy to return the favor! Check out these tips to give your woman the “Big O!”
1.) Patience is key – you have to have patience in order to give your woman the maximum amount of pleasure. Tension or anticipation is readable body language and comes through in your touch. If you’re relaxed and focused on pleasing her, she’ll relax as a result. But if you’re rushed and racing for the end result, chances are she won’t loosen up enough to get in a zone. *Sidebar: lubes are fun, but unnecessary! A woman possesses all the natural juices needed to get warmed up, but you have to be patient enough to let it happen naturally.
2.) Take the Lead – woman know what they want and what it takes to achieve the orgasm, and often times will shift into auto mode while engaging in the act. But every woman will allow her man to take the lead! Fellas, be vocal, tell her “no” if she tries to take control. Reiterate that you are the boss of this round and all she needs to do is be there and enjoy herself. She may try to fight you on this one if she’s a total control freak but any woman will buckle to her man’s aggression, so be firm yet gentle like an iron fist in a velvet glove.
3.) Ease into the oral action – men should envision his woman’s flower as a precious gem, while you know where it lies the quest is an adventure! There are so many erogenous zones on a woman’s body so take your time exploring her body and pay attention to her bodily reactions so you’ll know where to grab or caress when she’s about to climax. But at the same time, stimulate lubrication by rubbing her clitoris while you breathe on her neck and tell her how good she smells and you how you can’t wait to taste her.
4.) French kiss it – remember the clitoris is extremely sensitive, so be gentle! What you shouldn’t do, is dive right into jack rabbit mode with your tongue. This could, quite possibly, quickly kill all pleasurable sensation and prematurely end the session due to clitoral over stimulation. For starters, you want to take your time and kiss the erogenous zone the same way you would passionately kiss her lips and mouth. Make sure you moan too, the vibrations from your voice add to the sensation and lets her know you enjoy pleasing her. Let her set rhythm by taking a moment to be still and gauge how she rocks her body on your tongue and follow her pace.
5.) Communicate – don’t forget women are creatures of emotion, so they need to feel connected to you in some way. Dirty talk is good. Tell her how good she tastes and how much you love to please her. Tell her how she turns you on and how you’re going to make her climax. Oral play is a very intimate encounter, so make sure you maintain eye contact.
6.) Use your hands – while you’re engaging in the oral play, remember the parts of her body that were sensitive to your touch as sensations are heightened on every part of the body at this point. Grab at her waist and thighs, this will let her know you’ve been paying attention and you were aiming to do one thing: please her! he of course there’s the obvious, you can play it her clitoris while you’re down there, but it’s cool to switch things up!
7.) Make it happen – when you start to get the feeling she’s about to climax, whatever you do, don’t stop! In fact, it’s best you quicken the pace a bit and keep doing exactly what your doing, don’t switch anything up orally! At most, a little nipple play will do the trick. But you’ll know she’s about to explode when her hips start to jerk and her back arches, along with the heavy breathing. You know you’ve hit the spot when you get the emphatic “right there” and see some eye rolling. If you achieve all of the orgasm signs listed above, which cannot be faked, then you’ve officially rocked her world.
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PLATINUM!!!
GOLD!!!
SILVER!!! IN YOU FACE, HANNIBAL!!!!
GOLD!!
At this rate I guess I’m alluminum
^^^^^^^LMAO
WOOD?
Gottem Coach……..U talkin bout ya boi in this one.
bossip point 1 is bang on………..
i really really hate it, when men think of the bul*****e yarn lesbians say just to get a straight woman into her bed,
if another woman pleases a woman, its for gayz, straight women climax only from a *****, and even if she pleasures herself, or the man goes below it will never feel the same as ***** sex,the 2 is totally seperate emotional highs
men need to wise up to lesbian games, or lose your closet girlfriend to a lesbian hoe,
or force your straight girlfriend to leave you alone with the lesbian that don’t give a “high note” to your sex
the worse line is, but you never know until you tried it,
my answer is….
how about you eat my *****,
because you never know until you tried it, how are you going to know how it taste unless i put it in your mouth, it might not disgust you once you eat it
You know what you like and do not like, you stand for something or fall for anything
@ DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
SILVER!!! IN YOU FACE, HANNIBAL!!!!
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LMFAO!!! I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WOULD HAPPEN. THAT ***** BE THE 1ST TO COMMENT ON EVERYTHING !!! LLS
THEY FORGOT TO ADD NUMBER 7:
7) PULL YOUR ***** OUT AND JAM IT INTO HER *****HOLE. IF SHE STARTS TO SCREAM AND BITES THE SHEETS, ITS A GOOD THING. GO DEEPER. DONT BE ALARMED IF YOU SEE A LITTLE BROWN ON YOUR *****.
How could they leave that out.
How to please men:
1) suck our *****
2) feed us
3) dont talk unless spoken to
If you do all of these things, we will always be happy.
Vaginal orgasms are great but a *****oral orgasm is the one that makes me roll over and go to sleep from exhaustion and happiness. Best way to get that amazing *****oral orgasm is for the girl to ride the guy and her ***** is rubbing against his pelvic area. The man usually needs to be in a sitting up position.
Men stop sucking so hard on the *****, when the ***** is sore the next day it is very annoying. Same for the nipples.
Hannibal is off today. His work schedual is from 6am until 2pm m-f at Bossip headquarters. I have been tracking that little ***** and I just about have him pegged. He does get a half hour lunch and 2 ten minute breaks.
but the *****oris goes right inside the vagina,part of a much bigger nerve, and the ***** is the end part of that nerve, that is why each climax is different, and it’s connected to the sensitivity of the breast
it is a lesbian lie that told us it is only found on the outside and from there with the mouth it gives us the most pleasure,it was told to make the ***** or male feel inferior.
It worked!
@ Rrrrrrrr Ski Love…lol.. i thought the same thing Hannibal must work at Bossip
WOW @ this entire article!
Hey Daywalker!!!
I’m right on time!
BG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wanna read about sex? visit: suckerlovecrop.wordpress.com
Yes we do know how to make ourselves climax. lol.
LOL @ Rrrrroe Ski Love- A mind is a terrible thing to waste. ‘Dont speak unless spoken to’
TRS!!!!!! Hi Mommie!
BG.
trs!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sexy piece of white chocolate you!
@ Redd Foxxx
**********GASP***********
IS THAT REALLY YOU REDD FOXXX??!!!!
I never though I would see you again girl!!!
Whats up Redd
trs
WOW @ this entire article!
Hey Daywalker!!!
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GOOD MORNING, YOU SEXY LITTLE VIXEN!!!!
@ its daddy…
LMFBAO!!! smh. keeping my comments 2 myself on this one.
ahhhhh perfect topic….hey people!
Hannibal is off today. His work schedual is from 6am until 2pm m-f at Bossip headquarters. I have been tracking that little ***** and I just about have him pegged. He does get a half hour lunch and 2 ten minute breaks.
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tracking???? that’s more like stalking…..COMICAL!
@ trs
@ Redd Foxxx
**********GASP***********
IS THAT REALLY YOU REDD FOXXX??!!!!
I never though I would see you again girl!!!
Yes girl its me. Girl they had me so mad I said i was not coming back. LMAO! I turned out! I dont even want to say what went down because I’m sure she is watching. Anyway……
How are you???
“don’t forget women are creatures of emotion…”
So we’re creatures now? How racist!
@ BG
Hey there cutie!! I am MILK chocolate, not WHITE chocolate. I just had to get that out there!!! LOL
*******What’s UP TWIN!!!!!!!!!**************
@ Daywalker
Hey there!! How are you today? I like the new gravie!!!
@ Redd Foxxx
It’s good to have you back Big Sis!!!
I am doing good!!! How has life been treating you??
Hey BG, thats all the love I get. LOL! I still got love for you babe.
Lady A!!! What it do ma!
UGH!!!..same old ***** day in day out…question if brothas know how to please sistas…question if sistas know how to please brothas…..Create division between brothas and sistas over swirlin……Have a nice nice day folks I’m out…
@ trs
I’m good Sis, I can’t complain.
@ Daywalker
Hey there!! How are you today? I like the new gravie!!!
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That’s not me, it’s a friend of mine who died in Iraq, hun…I’m flying out for his funeral this weekend….
HI LADY A!!!
Ooh my kind of topic
Ladies do we really got to do all this sheet ! I couldn`t make it through reading all that sheet ! 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 Sorry yawl I fell asleep on the 1st paragraph !
I`l try to read again !! 111111111111111111111111111 Dam fell asleep again !
@ Daywalker
Dont know you but sorry for your loss.
@ Daywalker
I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FRIEND!!!!!
That’s terrible and I am so sorry for your loss.
My type of topic: I approve this message!
SALUTE to all!
TWIN!
YOU GOT MY PACKAGE?
orgasmism can be faked!!!!!!! hello!! its women we’re talking about here!!!!
Um Wat up to all ! Dont shout out one or two people on this thread cuz we all fly on this sheet !
@ JB
NO DA HELL YOU DIDN’T!!!! LMAO!!
Yeah we going to see about that at 3:30 PM EST tommorrow!!
Gators Suck!! Love Ya TRS!!
Ooh my kind of topic
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MINE TOO! W*****UP, SEXY???
TWIN,
Yes, I got the package and I REALLY appreciate it.
Check out my response….
#4!!!
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ Daywalker
Dont know you but sorry for your loss.
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@ TRS:
@ Daywalker
I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FRIEND!!!!! That’s terrible and I am so sorry for your loss.
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THANKS…I really do appreciate that, guys….
RED FOXX<3
JB<3
@ I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !
Well What Up? With ya fly a$$! LOL!
@ I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !:
You don’t have to do all that if you know how to find a “G-spot”……
HEY PIMPIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey TRS & Lady A, whats good?
Well I think it would be easier if more women spoke up (about sex) in you’re bedroom to you’re man and then maybe just maybe you’ll find him more eager to please…just a thought.
Hi Pimpin!! I almost missed you.
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Hi Pimpin!! I almost missed you.
Hey R.F. how you doing? Still running Ohio?
@ No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
I agree. We cant just expect them to know what we like. Closed mouth wont get fed.
@ Pimpin
Hey TRS & Lady A, whats good?
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I been really busy studying for next Saturday, but I been good!!! You still making big moves?
@ No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Well I think it would be easier if more women spoke up (about sex) in you’re bedroom to you’re man and then maybe just maybe you’ll find him more eager to please…just a thought.
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A little communication goes a long way…If women were more vocal, guys would be able to do more to get em off, but at the same time, guys should take it upon themselves to learn a woman’s body, and how to get them off…Picking up a book or 2 on the subject never hurt anyone…..
DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
A little communication goes a long way…If women were more vocal, guys would be able to do more to get em off, but at the same time, guys should take it upon themselves to learn a woman’s body, and how to get them off…Picking up a book or 2 on the subject never hurt anyone…..
I THINK I LUV YOU FOR THIS…
@Coco
Vaginal orgasms are great but a *****oral orgasm is the one that makes me roll over and go to sleep from exhaustion and happiness. Best way to get that amazing *****oral orgasm is for the girl to ride the guy and her ***** is rubbing against his pelvic area. The man usually needs to be in a sitting up position.
Men stop sucking so hard on the *****, when the ***** is sore the next day it is very annoying. Same for the nipples.
i soooo agree with you those are the best orgasims i have one of those i dont get up till the very next day. But in my opinion the best position to reach that type of orgasim is you and ur parter boy lay sideways and u put one of ur legs on his shoulder tht is the best.
trs
@ Pimpin
Hey TRS & Lady A, whats good?
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I been really busy studying for next Saturday, but I been good!!! You still making big moves?
Its all about getting what I need, I’m good, just send ya boy some gifts when you get that Lawyer money girl!
@ Daywalker
Picking up a book or 2 on the subject never hurt anyone…..
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AMEN!!!!!
@ITZ DADDY NICCA
THEY FORGOT TO ADD NUMBER 7:
7) PULL YOUR ***** OUT AND JAM IT INTO HER *****HOLE. IF SHE STARTS TO SCREAM AND BITES THE SHEETS, ITS A GOOD THING. GO DEEPER. DONT BE ALARMED IF YOU SEE A LITTLE BROWN ON YOUR *****.
How could they leave that out.
ummm WTF R U SERIOUS. THAT ***** SOUNDS PAINFULL AND FORCED ARE U TRYING TO GIVE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO FORCIBLY SATIMIZE SOMEONE GROSS.
I KNEW yall freaky *****s would be in here!
@ Pimpin
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Hi Pimpin!! I almost missed you.
Hey R.F. how you doing? Still running Ohio?
Yes Sir! I think I’m getting bored out here though. Need a change. I need to set some new goals for myself.
@THE TRUTH HAPPY…BLAH BLAH BLAH
**correction**
ummm WTF R U SERIOUS. THAT ***** SOUNDS PAINFULL AND FORCED ARE U TRYING TO GIVE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO FORCIBLY
SATIMIZESODOMIZE SOMEONE GROSS**correction**
DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
@ No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Well I think it would be easier if more women spoke up (about sex) in you’re bedroom to you’re man and then maybe just maybe you’ll find him more eager to please…just a thought.
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A little communication goes a long way…If women were more vocal, guys would be able to do more to get em off, but at the same time, guys should take it upon themselves to learn a woman’s body, and how to get them off…Picking up a book or 2 on the subject never hurt anyone…..
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I guess you didn’t know…I wrote the book on this subject (but I feel your point Mr. Daywalker)! LOL! I am all for communicating, especially when it comes to both of our needs.
@ trs
SIS! Are you taking the TEST??? If so I know you have it! I’ll have to remember to send a shout up on Saturday! LOL!
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Yes Sir! I think I’m getting bored out here though. Need a change. I need to set some new goals for myself.
So whats next, a new state or new goals in your career?
i don’t give head to black women because i will catch AIDS.
@ Pimpin
Its all about getting what I need, I’m good, just send ya boy some gifts when you get that Lawyer money girl!
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LOL You know I got you!
@ Redd Foxxx
@ trs
SIS! Are you taking the TEST??? If so I know you have it! I’ll have to remember to send a shout up on Saturday! LOL!
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YES!!!!!!!!!! I am taking it Saturday morning and I am NERVOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pray for me girl because a sista is only trying to take it ONE time!!
IT ALSO DOESN’T HURT IF PEOPLE EXPLORE EACHOTHERS BODIES. THAT CAN ACTUALLY BE PART OF ROMANCE
@Man, I just don’t care™
@THE TRUTH HAPPY…BLAH BLAH BLAH
**correction**
ummm WTF R U SERIOUS. THAT ***** SOUNDS PAINFULL AND FORCED ARE U TRYING TO GIVE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO FORCIBLY SATIMIZE SODOMIZE SOMEONE GROSS
**correction**
WHAT EVER BOY IM DOING LIKE FIVE THINGS AT ONCE. I ONLY HAVE TO BE CORRECT WITH ***** THAT CONCERNS WORK WHEN IM HERE I CAN REBEL WITH ERRORS OF GRAMMER NO ONES EVALUATING ME OH I GUESS U R SO SHUT UP. IM DEALING WITH AN ANGRY BROKER. AHOLE MAD CUS HE LOST HIS CLIENT 47K LAST QUATER AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME.
The mind is the top sexual organ in humans.
Therefore, if you want your girl to have orgasms, I recommend that you work on her mind by giving her the attention that she craves.
No mind control=no p*ssy.
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If you don’t have her mind, you can forget about all that other ***** you read. insisted that we all find our mate or mates top sexual spots.
I ain’t “french kissin” every chicks puss. Sorry.
The mind is the top sexual organ in humans.
Therefore, if you want your girl to have orgasms, I recommend that you work on her mind by giving her the attention that she craves.
No mind control=no p*ssy.
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@ Pimpin
Not sure about moving to another state yet my people have land in TX. Was thinkg about that. I’m just bored. I’m learning that its not about money. Its about being happy doing what you do. I want to do something where I can give back to the community. But anyway we are supposed to be talking about pleasing us ladies, lol.
why do you african americans just concentrate on sex all the time, what about love, happiness and trust. why does it have to be “yea he has to know howto put it down right. that is why most of you are divorced or babymamas.
@ LADY ARCHITECT (BAD HABITS…I KNOW)
DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
A little communication goes a long way…If women were more vocal, guys would be able to do more to get em off, but at the same time, guys should take it upon themselves to learn a woman’s body, and how to get them off…Picking up a book or 2 on the subject never hurt anyone…..
I THINK I LUV YOU FOR THIS…
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Here’s some other ***** *****s should do:
* Clip your nails- No female want to have her ***** shredded like taco meat! And make sure you clean under your nails too….
* Make sure you are clean- Wash your nuts, or better yet, get her to take a shower with you, and do it for you!! Brush your teeth, use a tongue scraper and gargle with some mouthwash! Put on some deodorant/anti-perspirant under your arms, and if you are gonna wear cologne, spray some just in front of your chest, and walk into it. Next, spray just a little on both wrists, and that’s all…No female wants to be with your ***** getting choked out all night because you decided to marinate yoself in cologne..Next, put on some lotion! Do your hands, feet, and in between your toes! Do your arms elbows and knees too.
****** WHAT BOSSIP SAYS, USE SOME LUBRICANT!!!
DO YOU LIKE THE IDEA OF SOME FEMALE RUBBING YOU RAW WITH SANDPAPER?? WELL WOMEN DON’T LIKE THAT ***** EITHER!! AND WHEN YOU DO RUB THEM YOU WANT TO BARELY TOUCH THE *****, UNTIL SHE SAYS TO PRESS HARDER, YOU JUST WANT TO GRAZE IT JUST BARELY…ONCE YOU RUB IT THE RIGHT WAY, IF SHE WANTS IT HARDER, SHE’LL TELL YOU…THE SAME THING GOES FOR LICKING IT TOO…JUST BARELY GRAZE IT…TILL YOU GET SOMETHING TO THE CONTRARY…
@Man, I just don’t care™
O YEAH AND ANOTHER THING U R THE ONE THAT PROB WROTE THAT SICK *****
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ Pimpin
Not sure about moving to another state yet my people have land in TX. Was thinkg about that. I’m just bored. I’m learning that its not about money. Its about being happy doing what you do. I want to do something where I can give back to the community. But anyway we are supposed to be talking about pleasing us ladies, lol.
Well a woman gets that pleasing when she fine with her ***** together, ***** when I see her car and get horny, thats when she get that treatment from me!
you guys are all clowns, do you think all tis techniques will make a woman love or chill with you more, or vice-versa. sh*t me i just f*ck chics, whether you like it or not i dont care so far you give me my satisfaction by making me burst im good.LOL
@THE TRUTH
“WHAT EVER BOY IM DOING LIKE FIVE THINGS AT ONCE. I ONLY HAVE TO BE CORRECT WITH ***** THAT CONCERNS WORK WHEN IM HERE I CAN REBEL WITH ERRORS OF GRAMMER NO ONES EVALUATING ME OH I GUESS U R SO SHUT UP. IM DEALING WITH AN ANGRY BROKER. AHOLE MAD CUS HE LOST HIS CLIENT 47K LAST QUATER AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME.”
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I’m just *****in with you. Don’t get bent all out of shape.
So the broker lost the trade or the value of the client ***** wend down 47K? Clarify for me.
@Mr. Cool
The mind is the top sexual organ in humans.
Therefore, if you want your girl to have orgasms, I recommend that you work on her mind by giving her the attention that she craves.
No mind control=no p*ssy. ~
hahahahahahahaha mr cool u sound like a pimp daddy!!!
*WILL MAKE SURE CAR IS WASHED AND ARMORALL ON THE TIRES*
TAKING NOTES…
Hey ♪♫♪♫Lady A♪♫♪♫
@ trs
Don’t be nervous. Just keep telling yourself I got this, because you do. I have faith in you little SIS!
LADY ARCHITECT (BAD HABITS…I KNOW)
*WILL MAKE SURE CAR IS WASHED AND ARMORALL ON THE TIRES*
TAKING NOTES…
Thats not what I mean, if a woman is fine, you can know she drive a 67 ford pinto, and you will drive past that raggedy ***** car and be like damn thats —— fine *****’ car, damn she can get it!
Hey ♥♥♥TRS♥♥♥
i think fight sex is always the best.
@daywalker
hello dude?? sorry for you loss.
@THE TRUTH HAPPY B
Thanks.
P.S. I’m retired. LMAO
HEY MIJDC<3..FRENCH KISSING IS NOT BAD
PIMPIN…OK I'LL STILL DO IT ANYWAYS
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN
i think fight sex is always the best.
@daywalker
hello dude?? sorry for you loss.
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Thanks, bro….
@ Pimpin
Boy you are crazy. Her car??? Lol @ Lady A shining hers up!
@man, i just dont care
i always wanted to ask you? where you once a mortgage banker or are you still?
@LADY A
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“HEY MIJDC<3..FRENCH KISSING IS NOT BAD
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yeah, but NOT EVERY chick. Some of 'em you can't be puttin your mouth on like that. I'm just sayin.
I’m still trying to get my man to warm up to the idea of giving head, so all of this may be a bit too advanced for him… hmmmm…. one day, we’ll get there.
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Yes we do know how to make ourselves climax. lol.
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wussup ma?
@INTERNATIONAL MAN
“i always wanted to ask you? where you once a mortgage banker or are you still?”
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Yes, a mortgage and investment banker. What’s up?
@mr cool
you sound like one of my uncles.LOL
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ Pimpin
Boy you are crazy. Her car??? Lol @ Lady A shining hers up!
Hell yeah, that chick gets lifted up by the tongue!
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN, i think fight sex is always the best.
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It really is!
@man
i am a mortgage banker too. i kinda figured you where, because of the way we were helping always knew remember.
@Man, I just don’t care™
@THE TRUTH
“WHAT EVER BOY IM DOING LIKE FIVE THINGS AT ONCE. I ONLY HAVE TO BE CORRECT WITH ***** THAT CONCERNS WORK WHEN IM HERE I CAN REBEL WITH ERRORS OF GRAMMER NO ONES EVALUATING ME OH I GUESS U R SO SHUT UP. IM DEALING WITH AN ANGRY BROKER. AHOLE MAD CUS HE LOST HIS CLIENT 47K LAST QUATER AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME.”
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I’m just *****in with you. Don’t get bent all out of shape.
So the broker lost the trade or the value of the client ***** wend down 47K? Clarify for me.
yeah u got it right daddy the broker was sleeping on his job now he looking for someone to blame. the client lost mad money but him being the broker he should be checking on his clients that are in his book of buisness and if he see that they are loosing money in the funds that their portfolio is allocated in its his resposibility to put them into somthing safer or conservative so that they dont bleed money. we are just the insurance co we dont have right to do shiii on no ones acct we really dont care as long as the acct is held under our co we getting paid if it looses money or gain is not our concern.
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Yes we do know how to make ourselves climax. lol.
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wussup ma?
Is that you Mr. PHF/Flower Licker? LMAO! Boy you are crazy! I should have known you would be up in here! Me too though right!!
@ Mrs Foxxx
I’m still trying to get my man to warm up to the idea of giving head, so all of this may be a bit too advanced for him… hmmmm…. one day, we’ll get there.
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TRY TRIMMED, BRAZILIAN WAXED, OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, BARE……AND TELL HIM WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO DO….TRUST ME ON THIS….
@ Redd Foxxx
@ trs
Don’t be nervous. Just keep telling yourself I got this, because you do. I have faith in you little SIS!
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AWWWWWW Thanks girl!!!!!!!!! That means a lot to me!!
♥♥♥Hey MIJDC!♥♥♥
@THE TRUTH
“yeah u got it right daddy the broker was sleeping on his job now he looking for someone to blame. the client lost mad money but him being the broker he should be checking on his clients that are in his book of buisness and if he see that they are loosing money in the funds that their portfolio is allocated in its his resposibility to put them into somthing safer or conservative so that they dont bleed money. we are just the insurance co we dont have right to do shiii on no ones acct we really dont care as long as the acct is held under our co we getting paid if it looses money or gain is not our concern.”
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He must not have been a broker very long to be frazzled by an irate cusotomer for $47k. Some brokers wouldn’t even call you back over $47K. LOL.
Anyway, what exactly do you do?
@ Pimpin
Your tongue aint that strong! Is it though? LOL!
i realize women love when a dude is very poetic when having sex, like baby your body is as a smmoth as a new born baby.LOL my ex loved that sh*t alottttt.
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ Pimpin
Your tongue aint that strong! Is it though? LOL!
Like popeye arm after a dose of spinach girl!
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Yes we do know how to make ourselves climax. lol.
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wussup ma?
Is that you Mr. PHF/Flower Licker? LMAO! Boy you are crazy! I should have known you would be up in here! Me too though right!!
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YEAH ITS ME BABY!! WHEN I SAW THE TOPIC I SAID TO MYSELF “SELF GO ON AND GET IN THERE CUZ U KNOW ITS GOIN DOWN” IM GOING DOWN TOO IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN LMFAO!!!
@INTERNATIONAL MAN
“i am a mortgage banker too. i kinda figured you where, because of the way we were helping always knew remember.”
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Yeah, i remember. So are you a “banker” or a “broker?” How have you guys been doing as of late?
Damn, I’ve lied on soooooooo many applications.
is as smooth typo
i realize women love when a dude is very poetic when having sex, like baby your body is as a smmoth as a new born baby.LOL my ex loved that sh*t alottttt.
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yeah but you gotta be confidant and agressive with your ish too!!! Just saying.
trs
i realize women love when a dude is very poetic when having sex, like baby your body is as a smmoth as a new born baby.LOL my ex loved that sh*t alottttt.
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yeah but you gotta be confidant and agressive with your ish too!!! Just saying.
Fieldhand with a straw hat aggressive?
I think that Hannaible is either gay or a virgin cause I see none of his activity in this thread. …lol
@TRS
“firm yet gentle like an iron fist in a velvet glove.”
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I thought of us when I read that part….
@man
actually a mortgage banker, i was promoted. we doing fine, alotttt of re-finances than purchases. you talking about lying on applications, talk about a dude like me giving loans to people who cannot even afford homes… don’t blame me, i was told by my boss to do so.LOL
@ Pimpin
Fieldhand with a straw hat aggressive?
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES SIR!!!!! It’s got to be at the right time though!!!
trs
@ Pimpin
Fieldhand with a straw hat aggressive?
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES SIR!!!!! It’s got to be at the right time though!!!
Translation : During BACKSHOTS!!!
@trs
trust me dear, i am always confident.LOL
@ trs
No problem girl. You know I’m not a hater love to see it. I’m proud of Lady A too. A black female architect is whats up!
@INTERNATIONAL MAN
“actually a mortgage banker, i was promoted. we doing fine, alotttt of re-finances than purchases. you talking about lying on applications, talk about a dude like me giving loans to people who cannot even afford homes… don’t blame me, i was told by my boss to do so.LOL”
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You preaching to the choir. Although I usually lied to try and get their monthly notes as low as possible. If someone’s cash flow is good they can make some moves but if that cash flow *****ed up…
i love a beautiful woman, i think the more prettier she is the more aggressive i become in bed.
are we still on the topic here, what we talking bout?
@ MIJDC
……….
WOW
@TRS
“……….
WOW”
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…my beautiful velvet glove…
@man
LOL,how is your comapny doing? are there more refinances??
INTERNATIONAL MAN
i love a beautiful woman, i think the more prettier she is the more aggressive i become in bed.
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Yep…But have you ever been with a really fine *****ed beautiful girl who couldn’t ***** worth a damn??? I know I have….
DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
INTERNATIONAL MAN
i love a beautiful woman, i think the more prettier she is the more aggressive i become in bed.
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Yep…But have you ever been with a really fine *****ed beautiful girl who couldn’t ***** worth a damn??? I know I have….
Amen, I raise my hand to that *****!
offtopic
when i was typing just now, this sexy indian beautiful shaped body woman just stared at me. LOL
YEAH ITS ME BABY!! WHEN I SAW THE TOPIC I SAID TO MYSELF “SELF GO ON AND GET IN THERE CUZ U KNOW ITS GOIN DOWN” IM GOING DOWN TOO IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN LMFAO!!!
LMAO! Yes I know what you mean.
@ FL
I was going to as the same thing.
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (Go Hard Or Go Home):
I mmean it sounds *****ed up, But a ***** was about to get a battery and a set of jumper cables, attatch them *****s to her nipples and try to jump-start that chick!!! She sucked!!!
@daywalker
i won’t lie i have… but there are some that will suprize you tho. you just have to get them in the mood.LOL
I HAD A REAL BEAUTIFUL CHICK THAT I WAS *****ING AND IN THE MIDDLE OF HER RIDING ME SHE FARTED!! AND I DONT MEAN IT WAS A QUEEF(***** fart)!! THE SMELL KILLED THE MOOD SUMTHIN SERIOUS!! SHE GOT UP AND RAN TO THE BATHROOM BLUSHING SAYING OMG OMG!! LMFAO
@INTERNATIONAL MAN
“LOL,how is your comapny doing? are there more refinances??”
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I’m an auditor now but my old company did fine. I worked for Chase. I jumped once it was hard as HELL to get a loan approved AND the international stocks were doing better than the domestic. I knew ***** was bout to get bad. That was back in November of ‘07.
@ Redd Foxxx
A black female architect is whats up!
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YES MA’AM!!!!! I dont’ have a problem giving any woman her props where props is due!!!! U got it going on too ma!!
@ International Man
I am glad to hear it sweetie!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!! LOL
@ Pimpin
I meant that AT ALL TIMES, not just then. LOL
@daywalker
LMAO LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LMAOOOOO
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
So, how u been? U keepin that thing tight for when we meet up next lifetime?
@FL
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (Go Hard Or Go Home):
I mmean it sounds *****ed up, But a ***** was about to get a battery and a set of jumper cables, attatch them *****s to her nipples and try to jump-start that chick!!! She sucked!!!
LMAO, dogg, what it is, is the fine ones are used to *****s being so happy to be there and thats it, they usually aint gotta work. Now your average to chubby chicks be the best, they work hard, and will cook you a whole *****in meal after they drain ya ***** pimp!
trs
@ Pimpin
I meant that AT ALL TIMES, not just then. LOL
Be more specific its friday after all! And where the ***** is my ***** 007, Snoop, or Awesome at?
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN
@FL
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I’M DEAD SERIOUS HOMIE!! THAT ***** *****ED ME UP WIT HER FOR GOOD!! I NEVER ATTEMPTED AGAIN AFTER THAT
I should’ve known the gang would be here!
What’s up, cyberfam?
to women:
talk dirty to your dude sometimes…. hit me in the freaking face and be like f*ck me n*gga(not to hard tho cause your azz will be at the hospital too). that turns me ONNNNNNN.
@Man, I just don’t care™
@THE TRUTH
“WHAT EVER BOY IM DOING LIKE FIVE THINGS AT ONCE. I ONLY HAVE TO BE CORRECT WITH ***** THAT CONCERNS WORK WHEN IM HERE I CAN REBEL WITH ERRORS OF GRAMMER NO ONES EVALUATING ME OH I GUESS U R SO SHUT UP. IM DEALING WITH AN ANGRY BROKER. AHOLE MAD CUS HE LOST HIS CLIENT 47K LAST QUATER AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME.”
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I’m just *****in with you. Don’t get bent all out of shape.
So the broker lost the trade or the value of the client ***** wend down 47K? Clarify for me.
sorry i cant tell i dont want anyone to find out who i am. when im a lil more compfortable i will let u know swear. just put it like this im happy i get paid pretty well too but it comes along with the bs as well. last yr when the market hit its lowest ever i was scared to walk out to my car security alert was off the chart in my co. but we were not one of the big co’s to recieve any bailout money from the goverment or filled for any financial hardships as a matter of fact we got alot of buisness at that time i mean it was as if the flood gates were opened we teamed up wit fidelity for one of the products we offer through them those brokers were monsters at fidelity they were bringing in thousands of new buisness they were offering rates at that time when ***** was bad at like 7.75% for a 10 yr certificate and some in the 6% for 5 yrs it was crazy.
but yeah this is a tough buisness no one gives a ***** and ppl started to notice that when the market went to ***** u cannot trust an agent with your life savings then never ck on ur own acct then b surprised when u lost hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Plat Pimp – My Carolina Honey!!!! Whats good?
@ FL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LMFAO! That is so gross.
@ trs
I wish more of our sisters could be like that.
@ MIJDC
You showing out today!
INTERNATIONAL MAN
@daywalker
i won’t lie i have… but there are some that will suprize you tho. you just have to get them in the mood.LOL
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Oh, I know…There were a few who surprised the hell outta me!! They wanted some worse than I did once I got em alone!!
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@ FL
I HAD A REAL BEAUTIFUL CHICK THAT I WAS *****ING AND IN THE MIDDLE OF HER RIDING ME SHE FARTED!! AND I DONT MEAN IT WAS A QUEEF(***** fart)!! THE SMELL KILLED THE MOOD SUMTHIN SERIOUS!! SHE GOT UP AND RAN TO THE BATHROOM BLUSHING SAYING OMG OMG!! LMFAO
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*****, I was gonna hit this chick one day….We went out, got back to her place, *****ed around on the couch for a hot minute, she started playin with my *****, pulled that ***** out, sucked on it for a hot minute….We get up to go into the bedroom, she takes off her shoes, and that ***** smelled like ammonia!!! I got da ***** outta there and haven’t seen her since!!!! Ladies, wash yo feet!!! PLEASE!!!!
@1tru diva
yooo.
Hey Pimpin!
How ya been, sweetheart!
@INTERNATIONAL MAN
to women:
talk dirty to your dude sometimes…. hit me in the freaking face and be like f*ck me n*gga(not to hard tho cause your azz will be at the hospital too). that turns me ONNNNNNN.
hahahahahahah u r a *****ing fool lmao i needed that one. yeah well chicks like to be talked dirty to too but u guess take that ***** overboard sometimes ***** should never be in the equation of dirty talk. that never turns me on in fact im like come again *****fucca what did u say????
What’s good with you, international?
I see you guys are TRYING to behave in here!
Lol!!!
You KNOW you need to get it started–being that it’s freaky Friday and the brothas turn to show us how it’s done.
Lol!!!!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (Go Hard Or Go Home)
DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (Go Hard Or Go Home):
I mmean it sounds *****ed up, But a ***** was about to get a battery and a set of jumper cables, attatch them *****s to her nipples and try to jump-start that chick!!! She sucked!!!
LMAO, dogg, what it is, is the fine ones are used to *****s being so happy to be there and thats it, they usually aint gotta work. Now your average to chubby chicks be the best, they work hard, and will cook you a whole *****in meal after they drain ya ***** pimp!
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I agree…Fat chicks ***** ya harder and suck ***** better……THEY HAVE TO!!!!!
@man
OK, so you now an auditor.. you making money homie, my boy too is an auditor and he got like a nice house with two cars, only 25.
Make up sex…
As I turn away I manage to tell you that you can go to hell! For upsetting me the way that you just did! You then push up against the wall and proceed to tell me that you’re sorry and want nothing more then to make it up to me!? So I look away (but not really wanting to) knowing this game we are now playing just got serious…
You then start to run you’re fingers slowly up my left leg and then up my right thigh (while holding the other) leaving me whimpering for more…
***sgh*** make up sex really is the *****
Amen 2 that Pimpin Willie Amen to that…We put in much work. Break out a sweat
@ DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
*****, I was gonna hit this chick one day….We went out, got back to her place, *****ed around on the couch for a hot minute, she started playin with my *****, pulled that ***** out, sucked on it for a hot minute….We get up to go into the bedroom, she takes off her shoes, and that ***** smelled like ammonia!!! I got da ***** outta there and haven’t seen her since!!!! Ladies, wash yo feet!!! PLEASE!!!!
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LMFAO!!! I THINK I GOT U BEAT BRUH!! THATS STILL SUM NASTY ***** THO. LLS
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!:
HIYA, 1tru!!!
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@1tru diva
nothing much, im schooling this ladies here. i love your gravie…. that young lady looks like my little niece. imma visit her today just because of your gravie.LOL
FL
I HAD A REAL BEAUTIFUL CHICK THAT I WAS *****ING AND IN THE MIDDLE OF HER RIDING ME SHE FARTED!! AND I DONT MEAN IT WAS A QUEEF(***** fart)!! THE SMELL KILLED THE MOOD SUMTHIN SERIOUS!! SHE GOT UP AND RAN TO THE BATHROOM BLUSHING SAYING OMG OMG!! LMFAO
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***DEAD***
TO ALL LADIES: PLEASE MAKE SURE U GET ALL YOUR GAS OUT AND ERYTHING IS SMELLING UP TO PAR BEFORE THE FOREPLAY STARTS!!!
FL
@ DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
*****, I was gonna hit this chick one day….We went out, got back to her place, *****ed around on the couch for a hot minute, she started playin with my *****, pulled that ***** out, sucked on it for a hot minute….We get up to go into the bedroom, she takes off her shoes, and that ***** smelled like ammonia!!! I got da ***** outta there and haven’t seen her since!!!! Ladies, wash yo feet!!! PLEASE!!!!
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LMFAO!!! I THINK I GOT U BEAT BRUH!! THATS STILL SUM NASTY ***** THO. LLS
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***** that ***** stunk so bad, I thought a ***** had hit me in the back of the head with a claw hammer, cause I literally staggered outta there!!!
@ Pimpin
Be more specific its friday after all!
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Well you gotta be confidant from the jump. I mean there is nothing like when your man gives you that look like “you gonna get it!!!!!!”
@THE TRUTH
“sorry i cant tell i dont want anyone to find out who i am. when im a lil more compfortable i will let u know swear. just put it like this im happy i get paid pretty well too but it comes along with the bs as well. last yr when the market hit its lowest ever i was scared to walk out to my car security alert was off the chart in my co. but we were not one of the big co’s to recieve any bailout money from the goverment or filled for any financial hardships as a matter of fact we got alot of buisness at that time i mean it was as if the flood gates were opened we teamed up wit fidelity for one of the products we offer through them those brokers were monsters at fidelity they were bringing in thousands of new buisness they were offering rates at that time when ***** was bad at like 7.75% for a 10 yr certificate and some in the 6% for 5 yrs it was crazy.
but yeah this is a tough buisness no one gives a ***** and ppl started to notice that when the market went to ***** u cannot trust an agent with your life savings then never ck on ur own acct then b surprised when u lost hundreds of thousands of dollars.”
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Um, I don’t need your name or company. I was asking specifically for your job title, which wouldn’t indicate you.
Anyway, I know EXACTLY what you mean about the broker. LOL. *****s thinkin bout they *****in commission. They don’t give a ***** bout yo’ retirement. Then *****s NEVER check their OWN retirement account! LOL.
*****, a 10 yr CD at 7% is a *****in deal. Are you sure it wasn’t an annuity? I woulda jumped on that ***** like that dude did Lebron James!
HAVE U GUYS HEARD OF A DIRTY SANCHEZ? MY BRUH HAD A WHITE GIRL THAT ACTUALLY REQUESTED THAT ***** BE DONE TO HER!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH WHITE GIRLS?! LMFAO
YALL HAVE ME LAUGHING A STORM!
trs
@ Pimpin
Be more specific its friday after all!
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Well you gotta be confidant from the jump. I mean there is nothing like when your man gives you that look like “you gonna get it!!!!!!”
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YEP….WHEN YOU GIVE EM THAT LOOK, THE PANTIES GO SPAH-LASH!!!!!!!!
***** that ***** stunk so bad, I thought a ***** had hit me in the back of the head with a claw hammer, cause I literally staggered outta there!!!
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LMFAO!!!
@INTERNATIONAL MAN
“OK, so you now an auditor.. you making money homie, my boy too is an auditor and he got like a nice house with two cars, only 25.”
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It’s cool. It was actually a pay CUT but it is way more secure.
Thanks Bossip my man got that on lock down.
TO ALL LADIES: PLEASE MAKE SURE U GET ALL YOUR GAS OUT AND ERYTHING IS SMELLING UP TO PAR
BEFORE THE FOREPLAY STARTS!!!________________________________________________________
This should be done AT ALL TIMES!
FL
HAVE U GUYS HEARD OF A DIRTY SANCHEZ? MY BRUH HAD A WHITE GIRL THAT ACTUALLY REQUESTED THAT ***** BE DONE TO HER!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH WHITE GIRLS?! LMFAO
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Mayne white girls are freaky!!! I got thrown outta Catholic school because a white girl wanted to ***** in the confessional….And for the record, NUNS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!!!!
Ammonia. LOL DAYWALKER!! That ***** is funny, man!!
Been ’bout that human beat box, chief. Crucial
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!
Hey Pimpin!
How ya been, sweetheart!
*****e machine pimpin as always, turning change to stacks, you still got Carolina on lock from what I hear huh?
sorry i had a call LOL
@ Daywalker
YEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are right on the money.
Southern Cabbage Patch
Amen 2 that Pimpin Willie Amen to that…We put in much work. Break out a sweat
Yes lawd, ya’ll suck ***** like hotwing bones!
Sorry yall, I had a meeting.
@ BAPE747
Ammonia. LOL DAYWALKER!! That ***** is funny, man!!
Been ’bout that human beat box, chief. Crucial
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A ***** WAS CHECKIN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD FOR BLOOD….IT WAS LIKE AMMONIA KINDA MIXED WITH LEATHER….YEESH!!!!
trs
@ Pimpin
Be more specific its friday after all!
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Well you gotta be confidant from the jump. I mean there is nothing like when your man gives you that look like “you gonna get it!!!!!!”
That late 80s young Mike Tyson look, ripped towel and black boots look huh?
Ladies, yall need to talk dirty from time to time too. Tell that ***** how you love that ***** at an unexpected time.
Love it when they do that.
@Man, I just don’t care™
Um, I don’t need your name or company. I was asking specifically for your job title, which wouldn’t indicate you.
Anyway, I know EXACTLY what you mean about the broker. LOL. *****s thinkin bout they *****in commission. They don’t give a ***** bout yo’ retirement. Then *****s NEVER check their OWN retirement account! LOL.
*****, a 10 yr CD at 7% is a *****in deal. Are you sure it wasn’t an annuity? I woulda jumped on that ***** like that dude did Lebron James!
Im an Account Manager. I deal with a specific team called the Independent Broker/dealer – elite brokers
and YES DADDY U KNO UR ***** IT WAS AN ANNUITY!!!!! I WORK WITH SOME OF EVERYTHING TSA IRA DCOMP 401K NON QUAL 403B IF U EVER HAVE A QUESTION ON THOSE SHOOT ME ONE. TRUST THE INFO OR COMMENTS I PUT ON THIS SITE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING AS A MATTER OF FACT IF SOME PPL EVEN KNEW OR FOUND OUT I BE ON THIS SITE TALKING THIS ***** THEY WOULD NOT BELIEVE LMFAO
@FL
wait, maybe im old school but what the f*ck is a dirty sanchez???LOL
@trs
just saw your comment, thank you lovely.
@ Pimpin
That late 80s young Mike Tyson look, ripped towel and black boots look huh?
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LOL!!!! YEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You gotta go for the knockout every single time!
I am still ROTFLMAO @ JB!!!
trs
@ Daywalker
YEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are right on the money.
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I usually take my right hand and put it right behind their back so that it comes up at the bse of their hair and put my left hand just above that *****, and gaze into their eyes….Give em that look, and it is over!!!! If you can pull it off, that ***** is like kryptonite to women……
@ TRS
You know us Vol fans have to still represent even though we know that ***** whopping is upon us.
DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
FL
HAVE U GUYS HEARD OF A DIRTY SANCHEZ? MY BRUH HAD A WHITE GIRL THAT ACTUALLY REQUESTED THAT ***** BE DONE TO HER!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH WHITE GIRLS?! LMFAO
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Mayne white girls are freaky!!! I got thrown outta Catholic school because a white girl wanted to ***** in the confessional….And for the record, NUNS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOLL WAIT WAIT LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. now i see why my younger brother loves white women. i was driving with him in the p*****enger seat, this negro open the door right in the middle of traffic to holla at a white chic in her car.LOL
oops whooping
@FL
still waiting homie.
@ Daywalker
I usually take my right hand and put it right behind their back so that it comes up at the bse of their hair and put my left hand just above that *****, and gaze into their eyes….Give em that look, and it is over!!!! If you can pull it off, that ***** is like kryptonite to women……
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Where did you say that you live again? LOL
Man, I just don’t care™
Ladies, yall need to talk dirty from time to time too. Tell that ***** how you love that ***** at an unexpected time.
Love it when they do that.
I STONGLY AGREE
i don’t give head to black women because i will catch AIDS.
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PUAHAHAHA!! I wasnt going to comment on the thread and was just reading the comments but that ***** was funny…Yes I am a black woman and that made me chuckle…man o man you are ignorant!
@ JB
@ TRS
You know us Vol fans have to still represent even though we know that ***** whopping is upon us.
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Girl ya’ll down here showing OUT already!!!! I think it’s going to be a tough game. It’s supposed to rain for the game too so that’s always a factor that should be considered.
Shout me out tomorrow while you’re watching CBS cause I will be out there getting soaking wet and LOVING it!!
DIRTY SANCHEZ: (vulgar, slang) When after ***** sex the object of penetration (usually a *****) is then used to draw a mustache on the recipient’s face.
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Once again, White girls are freaky……
STRONGLY
@DAYWALKER
thanks bro.LOL
Girl ya’ll down here showing OUT already!!!! I think it’s going to be a tough game. It’s supposed to rain for the game too so that’s always a factor that should be considered.
Shout me out tomorrow while you’re watching CBS cause I will be out there getting soaking wet and LOVING it!!
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Would be be the fans that we are if we didn’t act like we were goning to win, when we know deep down the truth?
You know I will.
@ trs
@ Daywalker
I usually take my right hand and put it right behind their back so that it comes up at the bse of their hair and put my left hand just above that *****, and gaze into their eyes….Give em that look, and it is over!!!! If you can pull it off, that ***** is like kryptonite to women……
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Where did you say that you live again? LOL
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I live in Louisiana, but I’m from San Diego….
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN
@FL
wait, maybe im old school but what the f*ck is a dirty sanchez???LOL
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my bad homie I was on a call!! Its when u ***** a chick in the ***** and then wipe the ***** juice on her upper lip like a mexican mustache
DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO @ at the stinky stories! Yall crazy!
@THE TRUTH
“Im an Account Manager. I deal with a specific team called the Independent Broker/dealer – elite brokers
and YES DADDY U KNO UR ***** IT WAS AN ANNUITY!!!!! I WORK WITH SOME OF EVERYTHING TSA IRA DCOMP 401K NON QUAL 403B IF U EVER HAVE A QUESTION ON THOSE SHOOT ME ONE. TRUST THE INFO OR COMMENTS I PUT ON THIS SITE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING AS A MATTER OF FACT IF SOME PPL EVEN KNEW OR FOUND OUT I BE ON THIS SITE TALKING THIS ***** THEY WOULD NOT BELIEVE LMFAO”
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Yeah, I was about to say, if that was a *****in CD I was about to gather some bread up quick. I’m not a big fan of annuities. If it was paying that high over that long that muh*****a had more stipulations and red tape than to have a meeting with Obama.
Yeah, I know EXACTLY what you do. You work with the “A-1″ *****holes. ha ha ha ha. I could elaborate but I’ll save it for another day. Naw, no questions on the accounts listed. Maybe some of the other posters.
Personally, I prefer Ultra-super aggresive international roth ira mutual funds… balanced out with some I bonds. LOL.
Man, I just don’t care™
Ladies, yall need to talk dirty from time to time too. Tell that ***** how you love that ***** at an unexpected time.
I DID THAT BEFORE…WHISPERED SOMETHING IN HIS EAR N BIT HIS EAR LOBE GENTLY…THEN GOT TORE OUT THE FRAME
just let me eat it from the back suck the ***** maybe lick the ***** a lil bit m*****age ur g-spot u squirt everywhere then i slide it in and put that ***** to sleep till in the mornin…..dirty south!!
Oops my bad,
Hey daywalker and everyone else!
Twin,
THEN GOT TORE OUT THE FRAME
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I love the way that you put that!!!!!!!!!!!
slap a woman’s *****… they love it.
@ FL
I am so disgusted with you right now! That is grosssssss! EWWWWWWWWW!
HAVE U GUYS HEARD OF A DIRTY SANCHEZ?
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I have never heard of it. What is it?
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ FL
I am so disgusted with you right now! That is grosssssss! EWWWWWWWWW
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u still love me tho dont u?!
@ JB
Would be be the fans that we are if we didn’t act like we were goning to win, when we know deep down the truth?
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True indeed!!!!! I hear ya because I am the same way. I wish you was down here because you + me at the game = LORD HAVE MERCY!!! LOL
@ The Official Mrs. Carter
HAVE U GUYS HEARD OF A DIRTY SANCHEZ?
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I have never heard of it. What is it?
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scroll up some…its up there!!!
@FL
daywalker told me.. thanks bro. LOLLLL
@TRS
“getting soaking wet and LOVING it!!”
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I see you are thinking about me…
**Sidenote**
Did you guys here Khloe and Lamar are tying the knot?
She’s preggers with triplets!
(No, just kidding / But the marriage I just read on People)
**Back to business**
@ Lady A
I DID THAT BEFORE…WHISPERED SOMETHING IN HIS EAR N BIT HIS EAR LOBE GENTLY…THEN GOT TORE OUT THE FRAME
Girl it drives them crazy!! The downside to it is that it makes them ***** quicker.
G-spot is not easily found. Takes time and a woman must be familar with her own body to know her body responds to sex. Every woman should know how to manually please herself.
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Pimpin Willie- I like to visualize trying to grasp that grizzle off the Hotwings! LOL
ridin so high i can slap down a pigeon
just let me eat it from the back suck the ***** maybe lick the ***** a lil bit m*****age ur g-spot u squirt everywhere then i slide it in and put that ***** to sleep till in the mornin…..dirty south!!
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I think I am extra moist right now.
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
why are u disgusted @ me anyway!!! I didnt do it…it was my bruh’s story not mine!!
@ FL
All I can do is smdh @ you right now!
@riding so high
u eat women’s azzez??? eww dude talk about low self esteem.
i make toes curl and *****es squirt, i don’t need no f%#@ing instructions…lol
*****, Bossip is missing so much, I swear and *****s will fall for all that stupid advise like a bunch of morosns….if *****s are scared of *****, there’s nothing the woman can do to make them get over that slump, point blank period.
@LADY A
“I DID THAT BEFORE…WHISPERED SOMETHING IN HIS EAR N BIT HIS EAR LOBE GENTLY…THEN GOT TORE OUT THE FRAME”
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¿¿¿What did you whisper???
@ MIJDC
I see you are thinking about me…
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See I am trying not to be the good girl gone bad but you making it hard!!!
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ FL
All I can do is smdh @ you right now!
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u know I can definitely make up for it!!
SNOOP!!!!!
You mad late son!! You should’ve been in here a long time ago!!
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ Lady A
I DID THAT BEFORE…WHISPERED SOMETHING IN HIS EAR N BIT HIS EAR LOBE GENTLY…THEN GOT TORE OUT THE FRAME
Girl it drives them crazy!! The downside to it is that it makes them ***** quicker.
maybe my freshmen it made me ***** quicker, but now you gotta do more than that.LOL
Gators Suck!! Love Ya TRS!!
Oops my bad,
Hey daywalker and everyone else!
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HIYA, HOTSTUFF!!
NO ***** EATING FOR ME!!!! HOWEVER I DO DIVE INTO THE ***** FACE 1ST!!!!!
Girl it drives them crazy!! The downside to it is that it makes them ***** quicker.
maybe my freshmen it made me ***** quicker, but now you gotta do more than that.LOL
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I AGREE 10000%
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
why are u disgusted @ me anyway!!! I didnt do it…it was my bruh’s story not mine!!
Oh, ok still ewww @ your bruh!
True indeed!!!!! I hear ya because I am the same way. I wish you was down here because you + me at the game = LORD HAVE MERCY!!! LOL
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You know it. Call in the National Guard
freshman yr
hey trs…..i know, a ***** getting ready for vegas….Mayweather vs. Marquez fight….
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
why are u disgusted @ me anyway!!! I didnt do it…it was my bruh’s story not mine!!
Oh, ok still ewww @ your bruh!
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LMFAO!! I SAID THE SAMETHING TO HIM!! I 1st asked why was he *****ing with a white girl and his response was “they let u do anything to’em”
@FL
we gotta train the girls son. LOL
@SNOOP
I can’t stand Mayweather… That is all.
Spidermanning:
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you bust, you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the ***** in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey’s web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would!! Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days…..
@ THE LADIES: CAN U MAKE YOUR ***** SQUIRT?
@Man, I just don’t care™
Yeah, I was about to say, if that was a *****in CD I was about to gather some bread up quick. I’m not a big fan of annuities. If it was paying that high over that long that muh*****a had more stipulations and red tape than to have a meeting with Obama.
Yeah, I know EXACTLY what you do. You work with the “A-1″ *****holes. ha ha ha ha. I could elaborate but I’ll save it for another day. Naw, no questions on the accounts listed. Maybe some of the other posters.
Personally, I prefer Ultra-super aggresive international roth ira mutual funds… balanced out with some I bonds. LOL.
YEAH U KNO EXACLTY WHAT I DO THAT IS Y WHEN I COME ON HERE I CAN DO WHAT THE ***** I WANT U JUST DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE TO BITE MY TOUNGUE I GET VERBALLY ABUSSED ON THE REG THAT IS Y I DONT WANT NO NIGG TALKING DIRTY TO ME HELL NO I GET ENOUGH OF THAT ***** AT WORK LMFBAO.
no questions on the accounts listed. Maybe some of the other
CORRECTION TO U. ROTH IRA, IRA’S 403B 401K ETC ARE NOT ACCTS THEY ARE MARKETING TYPES LMAO TIT FOR TAT THAT WAS FOR CORRECTING MY SPELLING EARLIER LMAO.
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN
@FL
we gotta train the girls son. LOL
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TRUE INDEED
@TRS
“I see you are thinking about me…
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See I am trying not to be the good girl gone bad but you making it hard!!!”
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Well, I’m trying to be the bad boy that does good things to you….
mayweather gonna win that fight.
FL
@ THE LADIES: CAN U MAKE YOUR ***** SQUIRT?
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No the question should be, do you have the capabilities to make it squirt?
@ Snoop
hey trs…..i know, a ***** getting ready for vegas….Mayweather vs. Marquez fight….
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Mayweather got this ALL DAY!!!!! He going to put Marquez to sleep.
@ Man, I just don’t care™
@SNOOP
I can’t stand Mayweather… That is all.
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Neither can I but u can’t deny his talent tho!!
TO THE FELLAS
have you ever had a chic tell you when you are about to ***** let her know, while shes sucking your d*ck and you intentionally ***** in her mouth and you be like sorry babe i did not knw.LMAO i have.
@Gators Suck!! Love Ya TRS!!
ridin so high i can slap down a pigeon
just let me eat it from the back suck the ***** maybe lick the ***** a lil bit m*****age ur g-spot u squirt everywhere then i slide it in and put that ***** to sleep till in the mornin…..dirty south!!
WOW WELL OKAY KAY KAY THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT Y THE REST OF THESE NIGGZ NOT TALKIN THAT GOOD ***** ON HERE ALL THEY TALKIN BOUT IS GETTING SOME HEAD UHHHH
Superman a ho:
A male does a female in the butt and pulls out in time splooge on her back. Then allows her to roll over and fall asleep on her back. The next morning the sheets will be stuck to her back like superman’s cape. Resulting in a supermanned ho!
@ MIJDC
Keep on messing with me! You going to make me show out in here!
@ FL
It just does.
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN
TO THE FELLAS
have you ever had a chic tell you when you are about to ***** let her know, while shes sucking your d*ck and you intentionally ***** in her mouth and you be like sorry babe i did not knw.LMAO i have.
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Guilty as charged….
@ Gators Suck!! Love Ya TRS!!
FL
@ THE LADIES: CAN U MAKE YOUR ***** SQUIRT?
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No the question should be, do you have the capabilities to make it squirt?
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VERY TRUE
@INTERNATIONAL MAN
TO THE FELLAS
have you ever had a chic tell you when you are about to ***** let her know, while shes sucking your d*ck and you intentionally ***** in her mouth and you be like sorry babe i did not knw.LMAO i have.
OH THAT IS SOOO *****ING DIRTY. OF COURSE WE SAY LET US KNOW NO ONE WANTS THAT ***** IN THEY MOUTH THAT IS SPEACIAL OCC*****ION TYPE ***** AND IT BETTER B A BIG OCC*****ION.
marquis drinks his own pee pee. eww who does that??LOL
just wanted to say w*****up to my bossip fam, have a wonderful weekend….
and to my haters, i wouldn’t give you a cup of water if you brokedown in the desert and just ate a peanut butter sandwich….lmao!!!
WOW @ Daywalker!!!
@the truth
LMAOOOOO…LOL i thought you were a male all the time.
@THE TRUTH
“YEAH U KNO EXACLTY WHAT I DO THAT IS Y WHEN I COME ON HERE I CAN DO WHAT THE ***** I WANT U JUST DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE TO BITE MY TOUNGUE I GET VERBALLY ABUSSED ON THE REG THAT IS Y I DONT WANT NO NIGG TALKING DIRTY TO ME HELL NO I GET ENOUGH OF THAT ***** AT WORK LMFBAO.
no questions on the accounts listed. Maybe some of the other
CORRECTION TO U. ROTH IRA, IRA’S 403B 401K ETC ARE NOT ACCTS THEY ARE MARKETING TYPES LMAO TIT FOR TAT THAT WAS FOR CORRECTING MY SPELLING EARLIER LMAO.”
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Yup, when you said the “elite blah blah blah” I knew you were working with the *****holes. That was me a few years ago. LOL. You could literally do ANYTHING as long as you were selling. Talk to people crazy, sexually har***** coworkers, come and go as you please…. just SELL and it was all good.
Anyway, LOL at the “correction.” I loved I Bonds too. We were strongly encouraged NOT to sell them but they had a KILLER rate back then. I haven’t checked it out lately though.
@ Gators Suck!! Love Ya TRS!!
FL
@ THE LADIES: CAN U MAKE YOUR ***** SQUIRT?
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No the question should be, do you have the capabilities to make it squirt?
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I do, but I can’t lie…The first time I ever did it, I thought the girl *****ed……..
DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
Superman a ho:
A male does a female in the butt and pulls out in time splooge on her back. Then allows her to roll over and fall asleep on her back. The next morning the sheets will be stuck to her back like superman’s cape. Resulting in a supermanned ho!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If you are a SQUIRTER and don’t know it…when you are coming, tell you’re man to quickly pull out and watch the magic happen!
Sadly all women can’t do this.
TO THE FELLAS
have you ever had a chic tell you when you are about to ***** let her know, while shes sucking your d*ck and you intentionally ***** in her mouth and you be like sorry babe i did not knw.LMAO i have.
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I THINK WE ALL CAN RAISE OUR HANDS TO THAT ONE!!! LMFAO
Gators Suck!! Love Ya TRS!!
FL
@ THE LADIES: CAN U MAKE YOUR ***** SQUIRT?
I CAN’T MAKE IT…IF THE SEX IS GOOD THAT HAPPENS ON ITS OWN
I’m back peeps!
@ Day–Hiya honey!
@ Pimpin–awww, you know how I do! Lol!!
@ International–Go get that baby and take her to the mall!
@ trs
WOW @ Daywalker!!!
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I don’t do that, but I know what it is…..
STILL LMAO @ DAYWALKER
@ FL
YES, I can…
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN:
How bout “Donkey punching”
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in ***** sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her ***** cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).
@FL
LOL…… hahahahah. chics be maddddd after the outcome.
@ Daywalker
YOU ON A ROLL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!
DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN:
How bout “Donkey punching”
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in ***** sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her ***** cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).
LMAOOOOO dude are you a ***** star?? don’t lie
@trs
i think he is a ***** star. my friend is a ***** star and talks like him exactly.
@ FL
@ The Official Mrs. Carter
HAVE U GUYS HEARD OF A DIRTY SANCHEZ?
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I have never heard of it. What is it?
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scroll up some…its up there!!!
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EWWWWW!!!! Thats super dee duper gross…are you serious!! And I read some yt chick requested that…? Who in the hell wanna smell sex and azz on their upper lip…lmao!!! (OK im crackin up, yall killin me here)Guys get off on the nastiest SHHHTTT!!
@1tru diva
LOL, i know my credit card would be used up. but i will, she deserves it.
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN
DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN:
How bout “Donkey punching”
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in ***** sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her ***** cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).
LMAOOOOO dude are you a ***** star?? don’t lie
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I’m not a ***** star, but I could be……LOL!!!!!
@ Daywalker!! OMG!!!
That sounds brutal!
@daywalker
you quiet son.LOL
@ No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
If you are a SQUIRTER and don’t know it…when you are coming, tell you’re man to quickly pull out and watch the magic happen!
Sadly all women can’t do this.
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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SITE IT IS!!! I LIKE TO PUT MY FACE INI IT LIKE A DOG WITH THE WATER HOSE!!! LMFAO
When I have sex I like to pull the girl’s hair and spank her on the ***** with my ***** *****ing her lights out. Then I pinch her erected nipples until her ***** turn red. It always works…
@daywalker
LMAOOOOOOO.
Oh ***** yall gon’ get me fired I have to get outta here NOW…LMAO!!!
Donkey Punching…lol
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FLATLINE!! DEAD!! OMG!! I wish a ***** would…lmao!! I am outta here I cant take no more.
@ The Fellas
Yall killin me with the stories and then sayin ‘I dont do it though’ whateva!
@DAYWALKER
I liked the Spiderman dawg. that ***** was funny.
HOW ABOUT SUPERSOAKING A CHICK???
To COMPLETELY cover a woman in semen after ejaculating to simulate the effect of being SUPERsoaked…I can do it if I save up for a couple of days….
@ International Man
@trs
i think he is a ***** star. my friend is a ***** star and talks like him exactly.
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I was kinda wondering too……
Ya’ll shocking me today!!!!!!
@Man, I just don’t care™
NOPE DADDY U ALMOST GOT WHAT I DO BUT I DONT SELL *****. BOY PLS I COULDNT SALE WATER TO A ***** IN HELL I SUCK AT SELLING. OK PUT IT LIKE THIS WE DEAL WITH ELITTE BROKERS THAT BRING LOTS OF BUISNESS INTO THE CO AND WE R THE LAP DOGS WE ACTUALLY EDUCATE BROKERS IT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH HOW A BROKER WILL CALL AND SAY THEY HAVING A MEETING WIT A CLIENT AND SOLD THEM A CONTRACT WIT THIS OR THAT SPECIAL RIDER BUT NEED A REFRESHER OF HOW THE RIDER WORK HOW THE ***** U SELL SOMTING U DONT KNOW ABOUT LMFAO SO WE DEAL WIT SPECIFIC BROKERS AND THEY ARE *****IGNED TO US AS ACCOUTS FOR SPECIFIC BROKERAGE FIRMS LIKE ING TOWER SQUARE ETC AND THEY ARE PUT CONSIDERED ACCOUNTS TO US THAT WE ARE THE MANAGERS SO TO SAY.
OK WORK IS OVER… ILL BE BACK IN 30MINS. MY HOME IS 10MINS AWAY FROM MY JOB. SO ILL BE BACK IN 30MINS. AND IF I DON’T MEET Y’ALL GOODBYE EVERYONE AND HAVE A BLESSED WEEKEND.
DAYWALKER YOU MADE ME LAUGH TODAY BUDDIE.
@ Man, I just don’t care™
@DAYWALKER
I liked the Spiderman dawg. that ***** was funny.
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I got a million of em!!!
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ The Fellas
Yall killin me with the stories and then sayin ‘I dont do it though’ whateva!
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CAN WE GET SOME STORIES FROM U AND YOUR GAL PALS?! LOL
@ DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
HOW ABOUT SUPERSOAKING A CHICK???
To COMPLETELY cover a woman in semen after ejaculating to simulate the effect of being SUPERsoaked…I can do it if I save up for a couple of days….
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BEEN THERE DONE THAT!! I ALSO HAD A CHICK SUPER SOAK ME WITH THE SQUIRTING!!
WOMEN LOVE MY D*CK lol
@ INTERNATIONAL MAN
OK WORK IS OVER… ILL BE BACK IN 30MINS. MY HOME IS 10MINS AWAY FROM MY JOB. SO ILL BE BACK IN 30MINS. AND IF I DON’T MEET Y’ALL GOODBYE EVERYONE AND HAVE A BLESSED WEEKEND.
DAYWALKER YOU MADE ME LAUGH TODAY BUDDIE.
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Glad I could!! You have a good one too, man!!!
I AM OVER HERE DYING WTF THE DONKEY PUNCH THIS IS SOOO CRAZY
@THE TRUTH
“NOPE DADDY U ALMOST GOT WHAT I DO BUT I DONT SELL *****. BOY PLS I COULDNT SALE WATER TO A ***** IN HELL I SUCK AT SELLING. OK PUT IT LIKE THIS WE DEAL WITH ELITTE BROKERS THAT BRING LOTS OF BUISNESS INTO THE CO AND WE R THE LAP DOGS WE ACTUALLY EDUCATE BROKERS IT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH HOW A BROKER WILL CALL AND SAY THEY HAVING A MEETING WIT A CLIENT AND SOLD THEM A CONTRACT WIT THIS OR THAT SPECIAL RIDER BUT NEED A REFRESHER OF HOW THE RIDER WORK HOW THE ***** U SELL SOMTING U DONT KNOW ABOUT LMFAO SO WE DEAL WIT SPECIFIC BROKERS AND THEY ARE *****IGNED TO US AS ACCOUTS FOR SPECIFIC BROKERAGE FIRMS LIKE ING TOWER SQUARE ETC AND THEY ARE PUT CONSIDERED ACCOUNTS TO US THAT WE ARE THE MANAGERS SO TO SAY.”
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I KNOW you don’t sell. You have to work with the “elite sellers” and I KNOW that they are *****holes because I was a seller too at one point.
We sold packages for AIG, New York Life, etc. I dind’t know ***** about ANY of those damn packages. Not ONE damn thing, but I could convince your grandma that her life wouldn’t be complete unless she got it! Now watch this, ask those same brokers if they know how much comission they will get on the sale. I GUARANTEE that they can tell you down to the penny! I know I could.
You are sorta like a product manager for a car company. You know about the cars but you don’t sell them directly to customers. You educate the salesman on the benefits of the car so THEY can sell it. I understand.
Superman a ho:
A male does a female in the butt and pulls out in time splooge on her back. Then allows her to roll over and fall asleep on her back. The next morning the sheets will be stuck to her back like superman’s cape. Resulting in a supermanned ho!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!
HOW BOUT GORILLA SLAPPING A CHICK??
Gorilla Slap:
When a man shaves his pubic region while saving the pubic hair, then proceeding to ejaculate on a females face, he then slaps her in the face with the pubic hair causing the hair to stick to the ejaculate on her face. The man will then proceed to slap her in the face with his erect *****.
I wouldn’t “Donkey Punch” a black chick. I’m just sayin.
@Man, I just don’t care™
@DAYWALKER
I liked the Spiderman dawg. that ***** was funny
THAT WAS NOT FUNNY ANY ***** THAT DO THAT ***** HAVE TO DO IT TO THE RIGHT CHICK. THAT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL AND IF THAT ***** GOT ANYWHERE NEAR A ***** HAIR WELL A REAL ***** LIKE ME GAME OVER HIS AZZ WILL NEVER PULL THAT ***** AGAIN LMAO
@ DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
HOW BOUT GORILLA SLAPPING A CHICK??
Gorilla Slap:
When a man shaves his pubic region while saving the pubic hair, then proceeding to ejaculate on a females face, he then slaps her in the face with the pubic hair causing the hair to stick to the ejaculate on her face. The man will then proceed to slap her in the face with his erect *****.
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DUDE, U GOTTA BE MAKING THIS ***** UP!!!! LMFAO…TOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
LOL @ ALL THE COMMENTS
@THE TRUTH
“THAT WAS NOT FUNNY ANY ***** THAT DO THAT ***** HAVE TO DO IT TO THE RIGHT CHICK. THAT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL AND IF THAT ***** GOT ANYWHERE NEAR A ***** HAIR WELL A REAL ***** LIKE ME GAME OVER HIS AZZ WILL NEVER PULL THAT ***** AGAIN LMAO”
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You stuck up. I would bust all in your face. You’d start to like it after I did it enough.
AT EVERYBODY:
THIS ***** IS JUST JOKES….CALM DA ***** DOWN….
Da Hell? I thought I was a freak. Daywalker I bow to your magnificence. Is that even a word?
MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE THAT *****!!!
Strawberry Shortcake:
When a man is plowing a women on her period and cream pies her ***** making the Semen and menstral blood mix together looking like a strawbrerry shortcake
@THE TRUTH & Man, I just don’t care™
Have y’all read that book by Michael Edesess = “The Big Investment Lie: What Your Financial Advisor Doesn’t Want You To Know”?
If so what were y’alls opinion on it…
Everybody I know in y’alls line of work has explained to me to stay away from y’all… LMAO & SMH because of the obvious conflict of interest = You get rewarded for doing more trades… When your compensation (pay) comes from trading what do you think is gonna happen? Actually making money for the clients is secondary priority to racking up commissions or pushing hot stocks…
No disrespect intended but I’d like to hear y’alls truthful opinions with respects to those things…
@Man, I just don’t care™
KNOW you don’t sell. You have to work with the “elite sellers” and I KNOW that they are *****holes because I was a seller too at one point.
We sold packages for AIG, New York Life, etc. I dind’t know ***** about ANY of those damn packages. Not ONE damn thing, but I could convince your grandma that her life wouldn’t be complete unless she got it! Now watch this, ask those same brokers if they know how much comission they will get on the sale. I GUARANTEE that they can tell you down to the penny! I know I could.
You are sorta like a product manager for a car company. You know about the cars but you don’t sell them directly to customers. You educate the salesman on the benefits of the car so THEY can sell it. I understand.
THAT IS SOOO *****ED UP HOW THEY THINK THEY JUST OUT THERE SELLING ***** DONT PAY NO ATTENTION TO SUITABILITY DONT EVEN CARE. AND U KNO THE REAL *****ED UP THING ABOUT IT THEM *****Z B CAKED THE ***** UP AND WE JUST GET PAID SALARY UMMM UMM UMM THAT IS SO WRONG. I GUESS I WILL NEVER B A GOOD SELLER CUS IM NOT A GOOD BS’R I CANT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PPL I TRIED IT DONT SUIT ME LMAO.
SO I BEEN KICKING IT WIT THE ENEMY HA A BROKER UHHH WELLL AT LEAST UR NOT ANYMORE SO WE STILL COOL.
@ this, @ that! Damn people!!!
**pssssst….JB**
… I think the Gators suck too and Tim Tebow is the most overrated football player since Troy Aikman. Don’t tell anyone tho…
It’s getting a little too disrespectful in hear…I’m out.
Gators Suck!! Love Ya TRS!!
Da Hell? I thought I was a freak. Daywalker I bow to your magnificence. Is that even a word?
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MEOW, BABY!!!!
@ No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
It’s getting a little too disrespectful in hear…I’m out.
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Don’t go…I’LL “BEHAVE”……
@ MIJDC
I think the Gators suck too and Tim Tebow is the most overrated football player since Troy Aikman. Don’t tell anyone tho…
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*****SMACK!!!!!!!!!*****
Don’t make me whip you with Tebow’s stats!
@SLIDE
“Have y’all read that book by Michael Edesess = “The Big Investment Lie: What Your Financial Advisor Doesn’t Want You To Know”?
If so what were y’alls opinion on it…
Everybody I know in y’alls line of work has explained to me to stay away from y’all… LMAO & SMH because of the obvious conflict of interest = You get rewarded for doing more trades… When your compensation (pay) comes from trading what do you think is gonna happen? Actually making money for the clients is secondary priority to racking up commissions or pushing hot stocks…
No disrespect intended but I’d like to hear y’alls truthful opinions with respects to those things…”
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I haven’t read it but I have heard of it. I don’t think brokers/traders/advisors are “bad” in and of themselves. I think the trouble lies when people take a blind faith approach to them.
As with anything, you have to do your own research and shop around. Remember, they ARE salesman!
@Man, I just don’t care™
@THE TRUTH
“THAT WAS NOT FUNNY ANY ***** THAT DO THAT ***** HAVE TO DO IT TO THE RIGHT CHICK. THAT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL AND IF THAT ***** GOT ANYWHERE NEAR A ***** HAIR WELL A REAL ***** LIKE ME GAME OVER HIS AZZ WILL NEVER PULL THAT ***** AGAIN LMAO”
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You stuck up. I would bust all in your face. You’d start to like it after I did it enough
OH NO U DIDNT U LIL *****ER U TRY THAT ***** WIT ME I WILL ***** U UP LOL YEAH IN A GOOD WAY LMAO WINK WINK. NO BUT FOR REAL THAT ***** IS NOT RIGHT AND WHEN WILL U *****Z STOP THAT LIE THAT THAT ***** IS GOOD FOR OUR SKIN LMFAO.
@ Man, I just don’t care™
**pssssst….JB**
… I think the Gators suck too and Tim Tebow is the most overrated football player since Troy Aikman. Don’t tell anyone tho…
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I AGREE!! I ALMOST BROKE MY PC WHEN I READ ON FOXSPORTS THAT HE’S THE GREAT LEFT HANDED COLLEGE QB OF ALL TIME
@TRS
“*****SMACK!!!!!!!!!*****
Don’t make me whip you with Tebow’s stats!”
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T..R..O..Y
…A..I..K..M..A..N!!!!!!!!
@ DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE THAT *****!!!
Strawberry Shortcake:
When a man is plowing a women on her period and cream pies her ***** making the Semen and menstral blood mix together looking like a strawbrerry shortcake
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I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LIL BIT!!! IM GONNA NEED U TO CHILL HOMIE!! LMFAO
@ FL
I AGREE!! I ALMOST BROKE MY PC WHEN I READ ON FOXSPORTS THAT HE’S THE GREAT LEFT HANDED COLLEGE QB OF ALL TIME
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Please name one QB in NCAA football right now who is better than Tebow.
Dang the haters are in full effect.
@THE TRUTH
“OH NO U DIDNT U LIL *****ER U TRY THAT ***** WIT ME I WILL ***** U UP LOL YEAH IN A GOOD WAY LMAO WINK WINK. NO BUT FOR REAL THAT ***** IS NOT RIGHT AND WHEN WILL U *****Z STOP THAT LIE THAT THAT ***** IS GOOD FOR OUR SKIN LMFAO.”
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It IS good for yall skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!
@Man, I just don’t care™
@THE TRUTH
“THAT WAS NOT FUNNY ANY ***** THAT DO THAT ***** HAVE TO DO IT TO THE RIGHT CHICK. THAT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL AND IF THAT ***** GOT ANYWHERE NEAR A ***** HAIR WELL A REAL ***** LIKE ME GAME OVER HIS AZZ WILL NEVER PULL THAT ***** AGAIN LMAO”
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You stuck up. I would bust all in your face. You’d start to like it after I did it enough
OH NO U DIDNT U LIL *****ER U TRY THAT ***** WIT ME I WILL ***** U UP LOL YEAH IN A GOOD WAY LMAO WINK WINK. NO BUT FOR REAL THAT ***** IS NOT RIGHT AND WHEN WILL U *****Z STOP THAT LIE THAT THAT ***** IS GOOD FOR OUR SKIN LMFAO.
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YES IT IS!!!…….THAT ***** IS BETTER FOR YOUR SKIN THAN JERGEN’S…TRUST ME…….LOL!!!
@ MIJDC
@TRS
“*****SMACK!!!!!!!!!*****
Don’t make me whip you with Tebow’s stats!”
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T..R..O..Y
…A..I..K..M..A..N!!!!!!!!
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I am not going to pay you ANY mind. This from a nicca who doesn’t even like NCAA football.
NEXT!!!!
have you ever had a chic tell you when you are about to ***** let her know, while shes sucking your d*ck and you intentionally ***** in her mouth and you be like sorry babe i did not knw.LMAO i have.
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@INTERNATIONAL PLAYER
EVERY single last man on this planet has done so and has said “my bad Baby” afterwards…
Ladies, for the most part we won’t tell you until it’s too late and then we’ll apologize afterwards = LMAO!!! Just accept it as one of those guarantees in life… SMH “My bad Baby”…
Ok yall are turning out up in here!
@Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators
@THE TRUTH & Man, I just don’t care™
Have y’all read that book by Michael Edesess = “The Big Investment Lie: What Your Financial Advisor Doesn’t Want You To Know”?
If so what were y’alls opinion on it…
Everybody I know in y’alls line of work has explained to me to stay away from y’all… LMAO & SMH because of the obvious conflict of interest = You get rewarded for doing more trades… When your compensation (pay) comes from trading what do you think is gonna happen? Actually making money for the clients is secondary priority to racking up commissions or pushing hot stocks…
No disrespect intended but I’d like to hear y’alls truthful opinions with respects to those things…
HEY BABY BOY LONG TIME NO HEAR. NO I HAVENT READ THAT BOOK I WILL CHECK INTO IT IS IT ANY GOOD?
I SEE THE EVILS OF AGENTS DAILY THEY DONT GIVE A ***** MOST OF THEM NOT ALL THOUGH THEY GET THEY COMMISION AND TRAILS AND LOTS OF THEM DONT EVEN CK THEIR BOOK OF BUISNESS AND CK TO SEE HOW THEY CLIENTS ARE DOING AND I THINK PPL BECAME AWARE OF THAT WHEN THE MARKET CRASHED THEY DECIDED TO CALL IN THEMSELVES AND IT WAS HORRIBLE HAVE U EVER HEARD SOMEONE CRYING LIKE OMG MY ACCT VALUE IS THAT LOW HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN AND U WANT TO THROW ONE OF UR TOP AGENTS UNDER THE BUS LIKE LOOK U NEED TO TALK TO UR AGENT OR SOMEONE WHO LOST THEY JOB DUE TO ALL THE ***** THAT WAS GOING ON AND NEEDED TO TAKE OUT OF THEY ACCT ONLY TO BE TOLD ALL THE RED TAPE THAT GOES INTO GETTING UR MONEY OUT THAT WAS NOT EXPLAINED TO THEM BY THEY AGENT THIS IS A DIRTY DIRTY BUISNESS.
@ trs
@ FL
I AGREE!! I ALMOST BROKE MY PC WHEN I READ ON FOXSPORTS THAT HE’S THE GREAT LEFT HANDED COLLEGE QB OF ALL TIME
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Please name one QB in NCAA football right now who is better than Tebow.
Dang the haters are in full effect.
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I didnt say he wasnt nice…I said I think he’s overrated! I actually think he is the best QB right now but he’s still overrated
SMH@THAT “LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU *****ING”…WHY?
WHEN WILL U *****Z STOP THAT LIE THAT THAT ***** IS GOOD FOR OUR SKIN LMFAO
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I ALSO HEARD ITS A GREAT “SHAKE” FULL OF VITAMINS!!! LMFAO
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Ok yall are turning out up in here!
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I would give you guys some more, but I said I’d stop…..LOL!!!
@ FL
I didnt say he wasnt nice…I said I think he’s overrated! I actually think he is the best QB right now but he’s still overrated
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SMH. I will leave that alone because I don’t want to get carried away.
@MJDC
@DAYWALKER
THAT ***** IS NOT GOOD FOR MY SKIN AVEENO IS JOHNSON AND JOHNSON BABY LOTION IS NOT THAT
ALL IM SAYING THAT SPIDERMAN ***** SOUNDS LIKE A ***** WILL ***** AROUND AND GET THAT ***** IN UR HAIR AND THEN THAT ***** IS SOING DOWN FROM THERE DONT ***** UP MY DOOO I SPEND ALOT ON THIS *****. LOL
@ Daywalker
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Ok yall are turning out up in here!
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I would give you guys some more, but I said I’d stop…..LOL!!!
I think Bossips most Freakiest Blogger award needs to go to you! LMAO!
FL
WHEN WILL U *****Z STOP THAT LIE THAT THAT ***** IS GOOD FOR OUR SKIN LMFAO
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I ALSO HEARD ITS A GREAT “SHAKE” FULL OF VITAMINS!!! LMFAO
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It’s good for their hair too!! Hell, I know a chick right now that says she pays 80 bucks for a high protein rinse…I can give her ***** that ***** for free!!! Everybody wins!!!!
@ trs
@ FL
I didnt say he wasnt nice…I said I think he’s overrated! I actually think he is the best QB right now but he’s still overrated
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SMH. I will leave that alone because I don’t want to get carried away.
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YEAH, NO NEED TO GET CARRIED AWAY ESPECIALLY SINCE ITS FREAKY FRIDAY!! KEEP THAT HAPPY MOOD MA SO SOMEBODY CAN BLOW YOUR BACK OUT AND TEAR THOSE INSIDES UP TONIGHT!! LOL
@TRS
“T..R..O..Y
…A..I..K..M..A..N!!!!!!!!
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I am not going to pay you ANY mind. This from a nicca who doesn’t even like NCAA football.
NEXT!!!!”
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“Liking” something and being “knowledgeable” about something are too different things…
I KNOW that Tebow is overrated. He will probably be a good insurance salesman after he graduates.
I love it selling sheet , buying sheet, and smacking a chick with pubic hair mixing it up with menstrual cycle , !!! Only on bossip can you get a complete conversation like this !!!!
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ Daywalker
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Ok yall are turning out up in here!
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I would give you guys some more, but I said I’d stop…..LOL!!!
I think Bossips most Freakiest Blogger award needs to go to you! LMAO!
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WELL OK…One more…
DRAGONBALLING:
A Dragon Ball is the act of having someone give you a *****, then when you blow a load in their mouth you clamp your hand over the person’s lips and tickle them until sperm shoots out their nose….LOL!!!!
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
DID U ANSWER THAT SQUIRTING QUESTION?
@ FL
I AGREE!! I ALMOST BROKE MY PC WHEN I READ ON FOXSPORTS THAT HE’S THE GREAT LEFT HANDED COLLEGE QB OF ALL TIME
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Please name one QB in NCAA football right now who is better than Tebow.
Dang the haters are in full effect.
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The U and Jacory Jacoby whatever. THat black dude
@ DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)WELL OK…One more…
DRAGONBALLING:
A Dragon Ball is the act of having someone give you a *****, then when you blow a load in their mouth you clamp your hand over the person’s lips and tickle them until sperm shoots out their nose….LOL!!!!
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LMFAO!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
@ Lady A
I`m with you Ma .. ladies just get ready for the flow ! You know it`s coming all down your face , your neck !
@THE TRUTH AND SLIDE
“I SEE THE EVILS OF AGENTS DAILY THEY DONT GIVE A ***** MOST OF THEM NOT ALL THOUGH THEY GET THEY COMMISION AND TRAILS AND LOTS OF THEM DONT EVEN CK THEIR BOOK OF BUISNESS AND CK TO SEE HOW THEY CLIENTS ARE DOING AND I THINK PPL BECAME AWARE OF THAT WHEN THE MARKET CRASHED THEY DECIDED TO CALL IN THEMSELVES AND IT WAS HORRIBLE HAVE U EVER HEARD SOMEONE CRYING LIKE OMG MY ACCT VALUE IS THAT LOW HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN AND U WANT TO THROW ONE OF UR TOP AGENTS UNDER THE BUS LIKE LOOK U NEED TO TALK TO UR AGENT OR SOMEONE WHO LOST THEY JOB DUE TO ALL THE ***** THAT WAS GOING ON AND NEEDED TO TAKE OUT OF THEY ACCT ONLY TO BE TOLD ALL THE RED TAPE THAT GOES INTO GETTING UR MONEY OUT THAT WAS NOT EXPLAINED TO THEM BY THEY AGENT THIS IS A DIRTY DIRTY BUISNESS.”
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I would like to add one thing though, I paid particular close attention to older clients because they were the most susceptible to market changes. Now, that may of just been me.
If you would of come in young I really wouldn’t give two flying *****s about you to be honest because your ***** is supposed to be growing any damn way. I’m just sayin.
@ THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!
Thank You!
@ MIJDC
I KNOW that Tebow is overrated. He will probably be a good insurance salesman after he graduates.
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HUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****ODY throws and rushes the football for touchtowns like Tebow. He just rushed for his 45th rushing touchdown this past weekend. WHO ELSE IS DOING THAT???!! He’s got almost 7,000 career yards and 72 TOTAL touchdowns.
Don’t even get me started on his leadership and accuracy stats. His arm is sick and EVERYONE knows this. You asleep at the wheel honey!!!
Hold fast. I know ya’ll aint talking about women’s hygienw when your ***** can get tart too. Men, please make sure u scrub your *****, musty is never attractive. And ya’ll need to do something about them feet too. It is a 2 way street, good hygiene ALL the way around!
@ FL
KEEP THAT HAPPY MOOD MA SO SOMEBODY CAN BLOW YOUR BACK OUT AND TEAR THOSE INSIDES UP TONIGHT!! LOL
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LOL Thanks for wishing me a great weekend!!!
@ Daywalker
Ok that is it! LMAO!
@ FL
Yes I did. I said I do. But you have to be good!
@DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
WELL OK…One more…
DRAGONBALLING:
A Dragon Ball is the act of having someone give you a *****, then when you blow a load in their mouth you clamp your hand over the person’s lips and tickle them until sperm shoots out their nose….LOL!!!!
LMFBAO I HAVE TO PRINT THIS ***** OUT B/C I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS ***** IN MY LIFE. U ARE GOING OVERBAORD TODAY BUT I BET U AINT NEVER DO HALF THE ***** U TALKING WHAT TYPE OF CHICK WOULD LET A MAN DO THIS CRAZY ***** TO THEM ESP DRAGONBALLING DO U KNO I DONT THINK U MEN KNOW THAT SPERM IS GROSS THAT ***** IS STRONG AND IT LIKE THE INSIDES OF A ASPRIN ON SOMEONES MOUTH SO CAN U IMAGINE THAT ***** COMING OUT OF SOMEONES NOSE MUST FEEL LIKE SODA. THAT IS AWFUL.
@ Daywalker
YOU WIN !!!!!!!!!!! K YO !
@ Man
I hate Tebow. I hate anything Gator well except TRS.
But Tebow messed it up for Chris Leak. Can’t convert, bring in Tebow to get the 1st down. I think Leak needs a search party
@ KayKay
Hold fast. I know ya’ll aint talking about women’s hygienw when your ***** can get tart too. Men, please make sure u scrub your *****, musty is never attractive. And ya’ll need to do something about them feet too. It is a 2 way street, good hygiene ALL the way around!
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I recommend using a loofah on your *****….My joints look like two cantaloupes in a gunny sack!!!
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ FL
Yes I did. I said I do. But you have to be good!
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WELL U ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS MA!!
THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!
@DAYWALKER( YA’LL SPIT SALIVA, AND I SPIT LAVA!!!!)
WELL OK…One more…
DRAGONBALLING:
A Dragon Ball is the act of having someone give you a *****, then when you blow a load in their mouth you clamp your hand over the person’s lips and tickle them until sperm shoots out their nose….LOL!!!!
LMFBAO I HAVE TO PRINT THIS ***** OUT B/C I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS ***** IN MY LIFE. U ARE GOING OVERBAORD TODAY BUT I BET U AINT NEVER DO HALF THE ***** U TALKING WHAT TYPE OF CHICK WOULD LET A MAN DO THIS CRAZY ***** TO THEM ESP DRAGONBALLING DO U KNO I DONT THINK U MEN KNOW THAT SPERM IS GROSS THAT ***** IS STRONG AND IT LIKE THE INSIDES OF A ASPRIN ON SOMEONES MOUTH SO CAN U IMAGINE THAT ***** COMING OUT OF SOMEONES NOSE MUST FEEL LIKE SODA. THAT IS AWFUL.
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ALL I CAN SAY IS “WHITE GIRLS ARE FREAKY” and I’M LEAVING IT AT THAT……
@Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!
Thank You!
I DIDNT CATCH THAT TILL NOW WHATS THE THANK YOU FOR???? BUT I’LL ACCEPT NO PROB
The FLAVA FLAV : You Black as Fucc, look like a burnt raisin and you smashing hard from da back the you come on her back and smash her in the back of her head with your giant clock knocking her unconscious and yelling ” FLAVOR FLAV ” !
Did that sheet last night !
@ JB
@ Man
I hate Tebow. I hate anything Gator well except TRS.
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Spoken like a true hater. You going to hate us even more by tomorrow at 6:30.
@THE TRUTH
“…DO U KNO I DONT THINK U MEN KNOW THAT SPERM IS GROSS THAT ***** IS STRONG AND IT LIKE THE INSIDES OF A ASPRIN ON SOMEONES MOUTH…”
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You alright with me. I don’t care what they say about you. You alright with me.
@@ KayKay
Hold fast. I know ya’ll aint talking about women’s hygienw when your ***** can get tart too. Men, please make sure u scrub your *****, musty is never attractive. And ya’ll need to do something about them feet too. It is a 2 way street, good hygiene ALL the way around!
I HAVE TO GIVE MOST RESPECT TO U FOR PUTTING THAT OUT THERE. *****Z STAY SCREAMING HOW WOMEN DONT STAY CLEAN MUSTY ***** ESP WHEN A NIGG BEEN OUT ALL DAY IN THE SUN WIT SOME *****ING JEANS ON GROSS CAN U SAY SWEATY ***** GROSS. YEAH YAH’LL MEN NEED TO DEF CHECK THAT REAL TALK
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ FL
Yes I did. I said I do. But you have to be good!
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WELL U ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS MA!!
I know you are a mess! LOL!
@TRS
“HUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****ODY throws and rushes the football for touchtowns like Tebow. He just rushed for his 45th rushing touchdown this past weekend. WHO ELSE IS DOING THAT???!! He’s got almost 7,000 career yards and 72 TOTAL touchdowns.
Don’t even get me started on his leadership and accuracy stats. His arm is sick and EVERYONE knows this. You asleep at the wheel honey!!!”
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He’s pure garbage. Sorry but he is. Mark my words, HE will be the reason that Florida won’t win the Nat’l Championship.
I said this in the “Sextra” Thread on September 18, 2009 at 4:45pm. Mark my words…
Spoken like a true hater. You going to hate us even more by tomorrow at 6:30.
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I hate the color Orange, which is totally different from Tennesse Orange. I hate that ugly as blue. I love fried gator tail. I even hate to visit Disneyworld cause it’s so close to Gainesville. I hated Percy Harvin even though he’s cool with my kids. But that is gone now that he is a Viking.
But TRS will forever have a get out of jail card.
LMAO!!!!
@ I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !
The FLAVA FLAV : You Black as Fucc, look like a burnt raisin and you smashing hard from da back the you come on her back and smash her in the back of her head with your giant clock knocking her unconscious and yelling ” FLAVOR FLAV ” !
Did that sheet last night !
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LMFBAO!!!!!
@ MIJDC
YOU KNOW YOU A HATER WHEN YOU CHANGE THE TOPIC FROM FREAKY FRIDAY TO GATOR BASHING!!!!!!
It’s all good though. I am a part of the Gator Nation baby and we are used to it. You make sure you remember what you said because *I* will and I won’t let you forget it in January.
NOW GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE!!
Just for you TRS!!
@ THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!
About the sperm being good for our skin bs. No it is not. Especially if he drinks alot of alchohol! EWW! Does not even taste good. LMAO!
Gators Suck!! Love Ya TRS!!
Spoken like a true hater. You going to hate us even more by tomorrow at 6:30.
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I hate the color Orange, which is totally different from Tennesse Orange. I hate that ugly as blue. I love fried gator tail. I even hate to visit Disneyworld cause it’s so close to Gainesville. I hated Percy Harvin even though he’s cool with my kids. But that is gone now that he is a Viking.
But TRS will forever have a get out of jail card.
LMAO!!!!
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@Man, I just don’t care™
@THE TRUTH
“…DO U KNO I DONT THINK U MEN KNOW THAT SPERM IS GROSS THAT ***** IS STRONG AND IT LIKE THE INSIDES OF A ASPRIN ON SOMEONES MOUTH
HAHAHAHA SHUT UP THAT ***** IS THE TRUTH IT TASTE LIKE POISON GOT A REALLY NASTY STRONG TASTE THAT MAKES UR TOUNGE TINGLE THAT IS Y WOMEN DONT LIKE THAT ***** IN THEY MOUTH. AND U GUYS DONT EVEN EAT RIGHT LOOK IT UP THERE IS CERTAIN FRUITS AND FOOD U CAN EAT TO MAKE UR ***** NOT SO GOD AWFUL. MAYBE IF GUYS DID THAT THEY WOULDNT COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW WOMEN WONT SUCK AND SWALLOW REAL TALK.
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!
About the sperm being good for our skin bs. No it is not. Especially if he drinks alot of alchohol! EWW! Does not even taste good. LMAO!
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I EAT A LOTTA PINEAPPLES…..(Just sayin)
@ JB
I hate the color Orange, which is totally different from Tennesse Orange. I hate that ugly as blue. I love fried gator tail. I even hate to visit Disneyworld cause it’s so close to Gainesville. I hated Percy Harvin even though he’s cool with my kids. But that is gone now that he is a Viking.
But TRS will forever have a get out of jail card.
LMAO!!!!
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ROTFLMAO!!!
Dang you won’t even take your kids to DisneyWorld? You know you wrong for that!!!!! That’s ok because if I was a Vol I would hate the Gators too. You guys haven’t beat us in I don’t know how long.
Oh, and Percy Harvin is FYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@ KayKay
Hold fast. I know ya’ll aint talking about women’s hygienw when your ***** can get tart too. Men, please make sure u scrub your *****, musty is never attractive. And ya’ll need to do something about them feet too. It is a 2 way street, good hygiene ALL the way around!
I HAVE TO GIVE MOST RESPECT TO U FOR PUTTING THAT OUT THERE. *****Z STAY SCREAMING HOW WOMEN DONT STAY CLEAN MUSTY ***** ESP WHEN A NIGG BEEN OUT ALL DAY IN THE SUN WIT SOME *****ING JEANS ON GROSS CAN U SAY SWEATY ***** GROSS. YEAH YAH’LL MEN NEED TO DEF CHECK THAT REAL TALK
And some of them dont even know how to wipe their *****es properly! So you got sweaty *****, ***** stains, and stinky feet! LMFAO!
I hate the color Orange, which is totally different from Tennesse Orange. I hate that ugly as blue. I love fried gator tail. I even hate to visit Disneyworld cause it’s so close to Gainesville. I hated Percy Harvin even though he’s cool with my kids. But that is gone now that he is a Viking.
But TRS will forever have a get out of jail card.
LMAO!!!!
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Don’t you hate that stupid “Gator chomp” cheer?
@Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!
About the sperm being good for our skin bs. No it is not. Especially if he drinks alot of alchohol! EWW! Does not even taste good. LMAO!
OH YEAH MA I GOT U YEAH IM TRYING TO SCHOOL THESE *****Z ON HANDLING THAT ***** SO IT DOESNT TASTE SO AWFUL LMAO. BUT THAT IS DEF A MYTH THAT ***** AINT GOOD FOR HAIR NOR SKIN IT SHOULD B A WARNING LABEL ON THAT DO NOT INGEST BY MOUTH OR PUT ON THE OUTTER OF SKIN LIKE THEY DO SOME PRODUCTS LMFBAO.
THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!:
Actually, you have to drink a lot of water, eat a lotta pineapples, not smoke, and not drink a lot…..I get told my jizz tastes great, though….
@Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ FL
Yes I did. I said I do. But you have to be good!
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WELL U ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS MA!!
I know you are a mess! LOL!
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U LOVE IT!! HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND BABY!!
Don’t you hate that stupid “Gator chomp” cheer?
Some old copy cats off of Florida State and the hatchet cheer
@Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@@ KayKay
Hold fast. I know ya’ll aint talking about women’s hygienw when your ***** can get tart too. Men, please make sure u scrub your *****, musty is never attractive. And ya’ll need to do something about them feet too. It is a 2 way street, good hygiene ALL the way around!
I HAVE TO GIVE MOST RESPECT TO U FOR PUTTING THAT OUT THERE. *****Z STAY SCREAMING HOW WOMEN DONT STAY CLEAN MUSTY ***** ESP WHEN A NIGG BEEN OUT ALL DAY IN THE SUN WIT SOME *****ING JEANS ON GROSS CAN U SAY SWEATY ***** GROSS. YEAH YAH’LL MEN NEED TO DEF CHECK THAT REAL TALK
And some of them dont even know how to wipe their *****es properly! So you got sweaty *****, ***** stains, and stinky feet! LMFAO!
OMFG U GOT MY CO WORKERS LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM SICK OMFG IM DYING WIT LAUGH FLATLINED I NEED SOMEONE TO RESTART MY HEART OMFG IN THE WORDS OF A JAMACIAN RAH RAH RAH LMFAO
@TRS
“YOU KNOW YOU A HATER WHEN YOU CHANGE THE TOPIC FROM FREAKY FRIDAY TO GATOR BASHING!!!!!!
It’s all good though. I am a part of the Gator Nation baby and we are used to it. You make sure you remember what you said because *I* will and I won’t let you forget it in January.
NOW GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE!!”
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Yeah, when will you learn not to challenge me in sports? WHEN I ASK?
I didn’t change the subject, I made ONE small comment (that was correct) and you couldn’t let it go. Now, that being said, we will see in January.
damn!damn!dammmmmn! gina, i missed the orgy.lol
happy freaky friday everyone!
@ Daywalker
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!
About the sperm being good for our skin bs. No it is not. Especially if he drinks alot of alchohol! EWW! Does not even taste good. LMAO!
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I EAT A LOTTA PINEAPPLES…..(Just sayin)
So do I! LOL! Nothing but sweetness down there. Ima a share a little something. My guy loves to stick his finger in there even if we are just chillin on the couch watching tv just to taste it.
TRS
I know yall hate us cause we got 105. 105,000 seat stadium that is, that is always sold out. We have the Volunteer Navy, a bunch of drunk ***** people who tie bots together and get wasted before the game.
EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND FELLAS…GO ***** THE ***** OUTTA YOUR LADY AND LADIES LET YOUR MAN BEAT IT UP SOMETHING REAL NICE!!!!!
@JB
“Don’t you hate that stupid “Gator chomp” cheer?”
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“Some old copy cats off of Florida State and the hatchet cheer”
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Coincidently I love the Florida State hatchet cheer.
GO SEMINOLES!
GO SEMINOLES!
THey need to go and sit down somewhere. They are about to lose against BYU
Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ Daywalker
@ Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
@ THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!
About the sperm being good for our skin bs. No it is not. Especially if he drinks alot of alchohol! EWW! Does not even taste good. LMAO!
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I EAT A LOTTA PINEAPPLES…..(Just sayin)
So do I! LOL! Nothing but sweetness down there. Ima a share a little something. My guy loves to stick his finger in there even if we are just chillin on the couch watching tv just to taste it.
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LUCKY DOG!!!!
LMAO @ everyone. Much love have a great weekend.
TRS baby you got this.
@ JB
Some old copy cats off of Florida State and the hatchet cheer
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Girl that song sounds NOTHING like FSU’s fight song. Quit tripping!!!
@REDD FOXX
“So do I! LOL! Nothing but sweetness down there. Ima a share a little something. My guy loves to stick his finger in there even if we are just chillin on the couch watching tv just to taste it.”
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Wow. I really liked the thought of that. Dayum gettin on hard thinking bout that.
THAT ***** IS NOT RIGHT AND WHEN WILL U *****Z STOP THAT LIE THAT THAT ***** IS GOOD FOR OUR SKIN LMFAO.
IF THAT ***** GOT ANYWHERE NEAR A ***** HAIR
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@THE TRUTH
Not only is “nut” nutritious and good for your skin because of the high concentration of protein, it can also help keep your “baby hairs” down = I guarantee it!!!
Ladies try it this weekend and let me know what happens and how many compliments and questions you get about how you got your “baby hairs” to stay that way…
Y’all can thank me next week
how did we go from freak nik….to sports center.
what a buzz kill
FL
EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND FELLAS…GO ***** THE ***** OUTTA YOUR LADY AND LADIES LET YOUR MAN BEAT IT UP SOMETHING REAL NICE!!!!!
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YA KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!!!!
@ JB
TRS
I know yall hate us cause we got 105. 105,000 seat stadium that is, that is always sold out. We have the Volunteer Navy, a bunch of drunk ***** people who tie bots together and get wasted before the game.
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I had to laugh at this JB!!!
You got a 105K stadium and BUT ya’ll can’t win in it!!!!!!!
@Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
ALRIGHT NOW THAT IS WHAT IM TALKIN BUT U SEE HOW *****Z GETTING OFFENDDED BUT ***** ITS TRU THEY NEED TO CK THEY SELF AND REALIZE THEY HAVE FLAWS TOO
@JB
“GO SEMINOLES!
THey need to go and sit down somewhere. They are about to lose against BYU”
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I bet you picture of my ***** that FSU wins!
Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators
THAT ***** IS NOT RIGHT AND WHEN WILL U *****Z STOP THAT LIE THAT THAT ***** IS GOOD FOR OUR SKIN LMFAO.
IF THAT ***** GOT ANYWHERE NEAR A ***** HAIR
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@THE TRUTH
Not only is “nut” nutritious and good for your skin because of the high concentration of protein, it can also help keep your “baby hairs” down = I guarantee it!!!
Ladies try it this weekend and let me know what happens and how many compliments and questions you get about how you got your “baby hairs” to stay that way…
Y’all can thank me next week
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AND DO ENCOURAGE THEM TO USE THE SPECIAL “***** APPLICATOR”…….
@ MIJDC
Yeah, when will you learn not to challenge me in sports? WHEN I ASK?
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I will challenge you on anything that I please, including sports!!!! Know who you are dealing with.
MO!!!!
I think “Redd Foxxx” and “The Truth” *****in *****s that don’t take showers or baths or something.
***** “can’t wipe his ***** properly.”
“GO FALCONS” ATL STAND UP
THE TRUTH HAPPY B-LATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE!!
@Redd Foxxx (You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
ALRIGHT NOW THAT IS WHAT IM TALKIN BUT U SEE HOW *****Z GETTING OFFENDDED BUT ***** ITS TRU THEY NEED TO CK THEY SELF AND REALIZE THEY HAVE FLAWS TOO
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TRUE DAT, TRUE DAT!! BUT I STAY UP ON MY HYGEINE S*****….AND I RECOMMEND LOTION FOR ASHY *****S….TAKE CARE OF YO SELF, AND THE SNOOTCH IS YO OYSTER!!!!
@ Redd Foxxx
TRS baby you got this.
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Thanks Big Sis!!!! They tripping in here today! Have a good one girl!!!
**********HEY MO******************
lady aaaaaaaa!
@SLIDE
U R A DAM FOOL THAT SHYT IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HAIR ITS GOING DOWN!!!!! WHAT A GIRL SUPPOSED TO DO WIT THT USE IT AS GEL???
trs..q,u,v,w,x,y,z lol, i always wanted to sya that
@TRS
“Yeah, when will you learn not to challenge me in sports? WHEN I ASK?
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I will challenge you on anything that I please, including sports!!!! Know who you are dealing with.”
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¿¿¿ WHAT ???
I’m about to apply the mercy rule because I’m tired of being right. Tell you what… Ima say that Notre Dame will win the Nat’l Championship. that way you can say that you “won.”
the truth
LMAO
WELL, I’M ABOUT TO BOUNCE, FOLKS!! EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND! SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYONE, BUT I WAS JUST CRACKIN JOKES, PEOPLE….IF I GET A CHANCE, I MAY COME BACK ON LATER… BYE!!!!!!
@Man, I just don’t care™
I think “Redd Foxxx” and “The Truth” *****in *****s that don’t take showers or baths or something.
***** “can’t wipe his ***** properly.”
SEE U GON MAKE ME HURT U TODAY BOY U CRAZY THAT EVER WALKED THIS EARTH AND U AND I BOTH KNO IT IS A KNOWN FACT U SEE IT IN MOVIES AND EVERYTHING HOW PPL BE SAYING MEN BE HAVING DOO DOO STAINS IN THEY BOXERS. DEAD LMFBAO
I had to laugh at this JB!!!
You got a 105K stadium and BUT ya’ll can’t win in it!!!!!!!
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We already know this. But we will still fill it up like we can.
mijdc
how do you make the “?” upside down.
Ok yall I am out!!
peace daywalker
later jb
ALL THE FOOTBALL TALK REALLY KILLED THIS THREAD
@LADY ARCHITECT
Get it poppin again!!
@ MIJDC
I’m about to apply the mercy rule because I’m tired of being right. Tell you what… Ima say that Notre Dame will win the Nat’l Championship. that way you can say that you “won.”
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What you smokin on??!!!
You “tired of being right?” Yeah Ok. YOU show ME mercy? In fact, I would prefer that you NOT so that the next time that I show you better than I can tell you will feel the full effect of my wrath!! So in that vein, if you got something to say BRING IT.
LOL @ your national championship comment. WHATEVER.
women have the worst hygeine. they do not know how to take care of themselves. their puxxy smells like rotten fish and eggs. the thing that even disgust me is that after you have sex with them you smell like them for about 3days, fu*king gross makes me shower like 8times a day.LOL
@ MO
trs..q,u,v,w,x,y,z lol, i always wanted to sya that
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That was cute MO!!!
@MJDC
U NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO HOW DARE U HAVE TH AUDACITY TO SAY SOME ***** LIKE THAT. ME A FLY YOUNG CHICK *****ING DIRTY ***** NEGGAZ???? NOW THAT DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE.
@WAIT HOLD UP
women have the worst hygeine. they do not know how to take care of themselves. their puxxy smells like rotten fish and eggs. the thing that even disgust me is that after you have sex with them you smell like them for about 3days, fu*king gross makes me shower like 8times a day.LOL
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD ONE BUT DUDE WHO HAVE U BEEN *****ING A HOMELESS ***** DAM IF HER ***** SMELL LIKE THAT LMFBAO BUT NO REAL TALK I CAN UNDERSTAND SOME WOMEN DONT TAKE CARE OF THEY HYGENE I CAN AGREE WIT THAT.
ALL THE FOOTBALL TALK REALLY KILLED THIS THREAD
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I dont know what part I’m mad about missing, the football or the *****ing
everyone’s gone. damn
@THE TRUTH
“U NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO HOW DARE U HAVE TH AUDACITY TO SAY SOME ***** LIKE THAT. ME A FLY YOUNG CHICK *****ING DIRTY ***** NEGGAZ???? NOW THAT DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE.”
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I’m just sayin dawg.
BG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where did you go??!!!! You was missed!
@TRS
“What you smokin on??!!!
You “tired of being right?” Yeah Ok. YOU show ME mercy? In fact, I would prefer that you NOT so that the next time that I show you better than I can tell you will feel the full effect of my wrath!! So in that vein, if you got something to say BRING IT.
LOL @ your national championship comment. WHATEVER.”
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Uh huh. Tebow will lose the Nat’l Championship. Mark my words…
TRS
Damn rednecks had me actually working. The nerve of these *****s…especially on a friday
LOL BG…ONLY YOU
@BG
Where are you workin at now?
TWIN…U GOT MY EMAIL?
let me lick you up and down til you say stop. my tongue is like a hurricane treat ya body like a lollipop
@Man, I just don’t care™
@THE TRUTH
“U NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO HOW DARE U HAVE TH AUDACITY TO SAY SOME ***** LIKE THAT. ME A FLY YOUNG CHICK *****ING DIRTY ***** NEGGAZ???? NOW THAT DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE.”
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I’m just sayin dawg.
NO IM NOT TAKING THAT AS NO DAM APOLOGY DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF UR BGYS. U SEE I KNOW WHAT UR PROB IS MJDC U ARE SOOO RUDE SOMETIMES U HAVENT BEEN *****ED PROPERLY AND GOD KNOWS IF I WAS SINGLE AND KNEW U WERENT A WEIRDO PRETENDING TO B COOL OVER THE NET I WOULD GIVE U EXACLTY WHAT U NEEDED AND IT WOULD FIX UR ATTITUDE U WOULD B CHASING MY AZZ AROUND LOOKING LIKE A LOVE SICK PUPPY LMFAO.
THAT SHYT IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HAIR
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@THE TRUTH
I ain’t lying…
It was on Oprah on time and that white man Dr. Oz said and I quote:
“A tablespoon of “nut” meets the FDA’s dietary guidelines for the amount of protein a woman should have in her daily diet, in addition to healthy and well balanced meal”…
and then he went onto explain the other interesting uses of “nut”: according to the researchers at Pantene & Pink Oil Moisturizer “nut” can give your hair “body” and help “restore and renew your hair, giving it an illustrious shine and will help protect it from split ends”…
It’s all on Oprah’s website…
Ladies, just put “nut” on your “baby hairs” this weekend and see what happens – trust me on this one!!!
who cares.
@ MAN
I’m slanging Toyota’s now! In a land of people where the min. beacon score is 700. It’s heaven! I love people with good credit
I LIKE HURRICANES…HMMM
Maybe its good i missed this thread. I got a HOT date tuesday! I plan on keeping all of my creative juices to myself…makes for a much better Supersoakin!
@ BG
The nerve of these *****s…especially on a friday
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ TWIN
Not if you hit me back……
@ MIJDC
Uh huh. Tebow will lose the Nat’l Championship. Mark my words…
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OK.
U HAVENT BEEN *****ED PROPERLY
I WOULD GIVE U EXACLTY WHAT U NEEDED AND IT WOULD FIX UR ATTITUDE U WOULD B CHASING MY AZZ AROUND LOOKING LIKE A LOVE SICK PUPPY
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@Man, I Just Don’t Care
Women ALWAYS talking that smack… SMH
What would you do to her dawg, what’s your response & comeback to that???
TWIN,
I got the email that you sent this AM and I hit you back.
I’m slanging Toyota’s now!
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@bg
Do you have a lot of Ethopian customers, Ethopians LOVE some Toyota Corollas… You know I ain’t lying…
Oh yeah, congrats!!!
@Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators
THAT SHYT IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HAIR
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@THE TRUTH
I ain’t lying…
It was on Oprah on time and that white man Dr. Oz said and I quote:
“A tablespoon of “nut” meets the FDA’s dietary guidelines for the amount of protein a woman should have in her daily diet, in addition to healthy and well balanced meal”…
and then he went onto explain the other interesting uses of “nut”: according to the researchers at Pantene & Pink Oil Moisturizer “nut” can give your hair “body” and help “restore and renew your hair, giving it an illustrious shine and will help protect it from split ends”…
It’s all on Oprah’s website…
Ladies, just put “nut” on your “baby hairs” this weekend and see what happens – trust me on this one!!!
DEAD SLIDE U R A *****ING FOOL DOC OZ AINT NEVER SAID NO ***** LIKE THAT B4 THAT WAS A GOOD ONE LMFAO
@ Slide
Hell yeah! I avoid em tho, they always hit me with that BROTHER *****. SMH @ and they get mad if you even *****ociate them with Africa
@ slide
Ladies, just put “nut” on your “baby hairs” this weekend and see what happens – trust me on this one!!!
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You just shocked the mess out of me!!!! LMAO!!!!!
@trs
@ slide
Ladies, just put “nut” on your “baby hairs” this weekend and see what happens – trust me on this one!!!
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You just shocked the mess out of me!!!! LMAO!!!!!
that he talking so kr***** right i would expect that from daywalker and that damn MJDC
@THE TRUTH & trs
Your Grandmother never told you that secret to keeping nice “baby hairs” was to put “nut” on them???
Just wash it out in the morning and wallah your “baby hairs” will be pumping!!!
I’m quite sure I overheard my Grandma telling my Sister that one time when they were in the kitchen when I was little…
@ The Truth
that he talking so kr***** right i would expect that from daywalker and that damn MJDC
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TRUE!!!! Don’t leave out BG and Snoop cause them two know they are “special.” LOL
@ Slide
YOU CUTTING UP TODAY!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!! I am going to be good tho.
I am out for now. Everyone have a good weekend!
@Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators
@THE TRUTH & trs
Your Grandmother never told you that secret to keeping nice “baby hairs” was to put “nut” on them???
Just wash it out in the morning and wallah your “baby hairs” will be pumping!!!
I’m quite sure I overheard my Grandma telling my Sister that one time when they were in the kitchen when I was little…
SLIDE I AM 100% CERTAIN THAT MY GRANDMAMA AINT NEVER PUT ME ON TO THAT SECRET. PLS IF MY GRANDMOTHER EVEN KNEW WHAT HALF THESE YOUNG PPL SHE CALL US ARE PUTTING THEY MOUTHS IN CERTAIN PLACES SHE WOULD BANN PPL FROM EATING OFF HER SILVERWARE LMFBAO AND THATS REAL.
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND THOUGH DADDY
@TRS YOU HAVE A NICE WEEKEND TOO MA
I’m slightly impressed this was even posted.
I like hurricanes too!! Hurricane action would definitely be reciprocated.
NUMBER 4!!! TAKE NOTES GUYS!!
Yeah I love football and *****in!!! Perfect tread!!!
Wow, I just sat here and read this whole damn thread…..smh, this some funny ***** right here lmfaoooo…
@Brianna
LMBAO me too…LOL!!!!