Akon the Illusionist
Posted by Bossip Staff
Akon got caught lying to boost his “street cred”:
“In past interviews, the singer has made it clear that he headed ‘a notorious car theft operation’ that specialized in boosting Porsches, Lamborghinis, and Mercedes, owned four chop shops catering to ‘celebrities and drug dealers,’ and had frequent run-ins with the police.
TSG, however, reports the real story behind his allegedly crimes and prison story. In September 1998, Akon was charged with handgun possession and receiving stolen property. He posted $3,500 bond and was free.”
Basically Akon was caught driving a stolen vehicle, but wasn’t charged with grand theft auto. A Federal Agent lays it out:
“‘Ah, this is bullsh**,’ he [said]. ‘This guy is so phony. He’s an arrogant SOB… I don’t think he had any role besides [wanting] to drive a high-dollar vehicle. And I say this because we didn’t link him to any other cars.’”
This simple-ass individual lied about jail time and thought he wasn’t going to be found out? These things always come to the surface eventually.
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They all lie! It’s called Hip-Hop and it’s a form of entertainment.
2nd!
I wanted to be first! Anywhoo he is a silly rabbit.
DaMN aK0n iS LiGHT
H ah ha !!!!!!!
Co-Sign with Harlem chic- they all lie!!
dame this is sad, who are our kids gonna look up to now? If BET has taught me anything its respect the people who sell drugs and steal cars! dame shame, im throwing away that Akon poster thats hanging over my weed draw next to my semi-automatic shotgun collection.
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LMAO @ Phillip & DonkeyPunch Jr..
my car is stolen(stolen)..no registration(registration)..cops patrolling(patrolling)..now they done stopped me & i’m getting LOCKED UP!
oh lawd.. these dudes have been making this kind of stuff up for yars.
if it were me I’d be downplaying that stuff, but the kids want a thug so now you’re gonna embellish? and now you look even sillier than you sound..with ya weird ***** voice…
Im not surprised. He never came across to me as ever having any real street cred anyways.
Most of the people who been locked up don’t come out
bragging about that ***** in detail, especially when
it involve serious time (25 to life) and over
serious crimes.
who cares??the nikka is makin moonnneeyyy anywayz
Not good when pretending to be bad makes you better
Aaaaannnndddd how old is he? This is pretty damn pathetic!!!! I am embarr*****ed for him.
@ SMOKEY!! HEY!!
AKON YOU IGNORANT @$$ F*CK…YOU BETTA NEVER GO TO JAIL B/C YOU GET YOUR @$$ BEAT LYING LIKE THAT!!
SAD, SAD, SAD THAT PEOPLE WANT TO BE GANGSTAS WHEN SO MANY ARE MADE GANGSTAS AND ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE TAHT LIFE!!
NO WONDER HE IS COMING OUT WITH A COUNTRY WESTERN ALBUM!! THIS NIG AIN’T SHYT EITHER!!!
YES AKON FOR THIS WE PUT THE BLAME ON YOU!!
HE NEVA LOOKED LIK HE HAD STREET CREDIT ANY WAY…….. AND HE TOO OLD TO BE LYIN BOUT STUFF LIK THAT
WACK AZZ!
oh well….he’s taking his lying ***** straight to the bank too…..
@I’m Just Me
HELLO MADAME, sorry that other post got me mesmerized at the screen lol
btw this fool is also BOOGLY looking too!
This cat never came off to me like a street cat. When he first emerged singing that locked up stuff, he just sounded like a singer with a catchy tune. I’m not going to say that most rappers fabricate their lives, but a lot over-exaggerate their lives to seem more street. But the ones to really watch out for are those, who don’t say much and stay the hell humble, because they really know what’s up. Several rappers have been called out in the last year or so about this exact thing. Yo’ boy Plies the Florida rapper claims to always have a gun and claims to be the realest cat ever, well only if he made a song about how his college graduation went, it would probably add some truth to his life. Yo’ boy Young Jeezy claims to be a real weight(drug) pusher, yet he gave up all that and had the time to write rhymes and record albums in the studio and *****ody ever got up with this dude, interesting. Not saying these guys are not from the hood and may know cats who actually parti*****tes in this nonsense, but to put yourself in these shoes and then boast and brag about it, makes you a lame in my book.
I never did like Akon as an artist and when I found out he had like 5 wives, I was threw with him all together. SMH at these wanna be gangsters!
I always thought dude was a buster with his no signing *****.
Did anyone actually read the article on thesmokinggun.com? From what I read, He had several run-ins with the law, HE SPENT 4-MONTHS in prison. So, he just exaggerated his past like many other entertainers…Akon by far wasn’t choir boy, he just exaggerated the fact.
I’M NOT SURPRISED. HE’S NOT DOING ANYTHING THE REST OF THESE RAPPERS AREN’T DOING….JUST LYING, RAPPING AND SINGING ABOUT THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEND…..I MEAN IF PEOPLE BELIEVED JA-RULE WAS GANGSTA THEY’LL BELIEVE ANYTHING. I HAVEN’T SEEN A HOOD RAPPER(S) SINCE WU-TANG AND THAT’S REAL. JAY-Z’S NOT HOOD NOR WAS TOO MANY OF THOSE OTHER “STUNTING” RAPPERS.
BOY ITS HARD ON A BROTHA THESE DAYS, THE PEOPLE WANT A CRIMINAL MINDED GANGSTER (W/STREET CRED) AND THAT SAD – LADIES PLEASE TELL ME WHATS UP WITH THIS WANTING A THUG MENTALITY ME AND MY CLICK GET APPROCHED ALL THE TIME BY WOMEN SYING THEY WANT A THUG (NOT SURE WHY THEY *****UME WE ARE THUGS) i ALL WAYS SAY i’LL BE UR THUG FOR THE WEEKEND BUT MONDAY MORNING ITS BACK TO THA JOB (CORPORATE LIKE A MUG…) BUT ITS ALL GOOD i JUST THINK YALL LOWERED THE BAR -
We have all met those people who lie all the damn time just for the sake of lying. Akon is one of those. He was clearly a car thief and that was good enough for his street cred. It was not necessary for him to add in the fictional prison time.
OOOPS SORRY FOR MISSPELLINGS BOSS ON OVER MY SHOULDER…
OK, I am from STL and I’ve been waiting for day someone put him on blast everything about him is a fraud yes his parents is immigrants from Africa but Akon and I went to school together for only 9 years or more…his accent is fake, Chile, dude sounds like Nelly heerre and theere like Chingy and Nelly and the rest of us ST Louisians…I dont think he has a million wives that is another one of his foolish tales…Me, Akon and Nelly all went to school together and not to get anything recently me and one of the Lunatics shared a laughed about this clown and his fake status Dude is from STL and I dont think he even did anything wrong he hung out with the Hoodies but dude is just straight up.. As much love as I have for him and his career…Dudes a clown for this here!!!
Let him lie about it. I’m sure the people who want to hear KOVICCCT MUZICCK would be happy to give him more money for a criminal record.
As black people need to reclaim our music.
WHATS MORE PATHETIC? I MEAN COME ONR EALLY THINK ABOUT IT. THE FACT THAT HE LIES LIKE AN IDIOT? OR THE FACT THAT THERE ARE IDIOTS OUT THERE THAT ACTUALLY BELIEVED HIS IDIOTIC LIES? I MEAN LETS KEEP IT REAL, IN ABOUT 1YR IN 1/2, JUST HOW RELEVANT WILL HE REALLY BE? WHO THE HELL REALLY CARES ABOUT CATCHING AKON IN A LIE? COME ON, HE’S JUST NOT THAT IMPORTANT.
as u guys are busy abusing him, he is counting 100 of dollars in germany and *****ing w*****s, keep on hating 95% of white people love him regarless of his obstacles.. actually he is now focusing on the white market and africans and he doesn’t need bunch of welfare apes like all ya’ll to make it. so what if he lies, 80% of black men lie about being gangsta anyways and end up working for mcdonalds….. hi can i take ur order plss.
@Toni-Danielle STL
is so ironic that u went to school with this stars and ended up beng a normal person!!LMAOO
@ Jason…LOL a *****ody sorry but I only but work for Clear Channel and work for another artist sorry if your life took down a road where all u have is time to ride the hell out of Akons NUTS…I am a very well off black woman Who dont have time for your nonsence nor do I have time for Akon lies…U *****rider, So what he is rich what does a man profits when he looses his SOUL!!! now with that said get the ***** off of AKON ***** he has enough female and underage groupies for that….no need to respond I know U have your mouth and A22 filled with Akon’s Nuts…U *****ster
NOT A $URPRI$E…
THE INDU$TRY I$ FULL OF THE$E PEOPLE WITH FAKE REP’$…
IT’$ $AD “FAN$” RUN TO THAT CRIMINAL IMAGE FOR COMFORT…
@toni the crackw*****
shut the ***** up b&tch, u still broke and not up to akon’s standard. i like akon’s music and yes i am a fan so what. i am sure the other artist u “supposedly” work for is a d-list artist who *****s u in the a^s every 5seconds!!! LMAOOO
@jason
lol,u right thou to an extent about the gangstas pretending!!!
LOL @ PHiLLip….
What these rappers do&say just 2 get street cred…SAD, SMDH
uugghhhh AKON!!!
@ Jason why U are talkin ***** U are a ***** rider and NO they are not on the D*List U nut rider
I still like Akon no matter what. How do all you know that this wasn’t something created by his record company? It’s like Michael Jackson being into girls. Snoop effening all kinds of girls. When he’s married. I could go in for days identifying wholes in Hip hop artists’ stories. He or others in his camp, developed this story and it worked. Giving him street cred. So all of you don’t be mad, he succeeded and played the “f” out of all of us. He got you to listen, your money and your attention. The whole mission was to capture the streets and he did. Now many of you would have listened to AKON (Konvict!) if he was from a prominent family, lived the life in Buckhead (a surburb in ATL and my home) and went to Harvard?
@toni-daneille
i am sure ur dad suck *****s for a living to keep on callin me a *****rider, or maybe u were actually born out of wedlock.LMAO tell me the artist name and i will be the judge of that b&tch!! LMAOO
Obvious this fool thought that lying it would get him somewhere. And all it’s done was make people lose respect for him.
This whole “Thug” thing is old as ***** now. Women are now upgrading their views and values on what type of man they want and a “Thug” is starting to fall short on their list. Women are starting to get wiser and the men are gonna have to upgrade their game.
Corporate Thug here
Foolsh Bossip. Don’t you know black munchkins can’t steal?
@ Bree
how do u get your text to post in bold?
I DON’T CARE WHAT ANY1 SAYS….. THATS DABNIS BRICKEY …THE DUDE THAT WAS GONNA MARRY VANNESSA ON THE COSBY SHOW!!!!!!!!!
Akon has always looked a lil sweaty/sweet to me… He’s good at those hooks though ain’t , he didn’t just lie he made up a whole damn life, like Eddie Murphy and Kayne/John Legend lying is the only way….
I am laughing at all this foolishness! Akon do your thing!! Who cares how long you were in jail. You are milking that cow for all its worth. I am a fan and always will be! Oh by the way it’s my first time on here!!
Street credentials? You know, it used to be where taught our kids NOT to do the things that caused them to go to jail/prison and folks are acting like, uh, having a lengthy rap sheet is prestigious! This dude sucks and Akon is a little jerk with a nasally voice who is highly irritating. It is NOT COOL to act like being a tough guy is the thing to do. I mean, would you want your child to learn that 1. lying is a good thing and 2. that the more arrests one gets, the more worthy he/she is? I can not see the glory of robbing, drug dealing, and the like and spending however much time locked up.
Folks like that on the street generally do not have millions in the bank to fall back on…
why do they want street cred so bad, scratch a lie find a theif
why bossip put the same pics up stop it with the lazyazzness
just a wake up call the public or at least the mediate dictates 2 the publi that the highest standard and most respected u can be in the black communities a thug…so now we got bruthas scared to be themselves thinkin they won’t be accepted so they’ll do anything 2 get that coveted thug image….this incident isn’t big in itself but the over all word comes down what do u believe in not what the media wants u 2 believe or politicians(remeber hillary’s lies)what do u believe and how far are u willing 2 go 4 the truth…..
This guy has posted his personal ad to a celebrities dating site called “LovingRich.com“ for several months. I just visited his profile page yesterday. It seems he has logged in recently. OMG, is he looking for a new relationship?..
This lying inkspot aint no better than Vanilla Ice. All of the rappers lie anyway but this is pathetic. This is why kids end up dead or in the pen’. They think they have to portray something they’re not and then they get roped into the wrong crowd trying to prove something so they can be accepted. Peer pressures’ a motha’. Not even realizing these same people they look up to, never even went through half the ***** they rapped about. Cracks me up when rappers try to defend gangsta rap and the use of the N word as the story of the “life they lived”. haha!! More like the “LIE they lived”.
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lol just joking
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