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Posted on April 21st, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Alter Egos by Derek Blanks, Amerie, For Your Viewing Pleasure, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

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It’s a D-List wonderland. Khia is featured in photographer Derek Blanks’ newest photoshoot, along with Amerie and Lance Gross (Eva Pigford’s boo). He’s a gifted photographer, but even with all the bells and whistles, Khia still looks rough around them edges.

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Many more under the hood

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Via Derek Blank’s Myspace page

  • http://www.flyygurl.blogspot.com Ash

    1st!

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  • http://www.flyygurl.blogspot.com Ash

    cant believe I was actually 1st! ps, this is the REAL ASH! (ashley nicole,that is) wow, where is Negrodamus Believes when u need him? Khia looks like she lookin for some “ungulates” to feed upon.lol

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    Lance looks good

    Amerie—her hair color reminds me of Beyonce, sometimes they look alike

    As for the Chupacabra (Khia), I hope no live animals were at this photo shoot.

  • AJ

    That damn Lance has been fine since I meet him in college. He did a lot of modeling, so this suits him. Amerie looks good, and Khia….well…is Khia

  • SWEET CHEEKS

    Khia is a hot ass mess!!!! That girl has been beat with the ugly stick too many times… She can put on as much make up as she wants, and she’s still gonna be ugly.. And her wack ass lyrics dont help much at all!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOR KHIA!!!!!

  • Applegrrl25

    Khia is disgusting…

    @ WHOA

    Amerie is looking a little Beyonceish, I agree!

  • SWEET CHEEKS

    Hey Ms SMOKEY!!!!

  • Vinandi

    Lance Lance Lance! fine as hell! Could be the Black James Bond!

    Amerie- looks great

    Khia!!! I loves her- she is a hoodrat, uncouth and crazy as hell- but she’s not ugly!! If you beat some class into her- she might not lool too bad!

    I like her dreads!

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    Howdy SWEET CHEEKS!

    we were a damn mess on last friday’s blog, giggle!

  • valenne

    Hum,

    Amerie isone of the most beautiful woman i ve ever seen!! I am jealous!

    And khiai snot that bad looking actually! I would even say she is cute but she is just so dumb!!!And she will regret all those tattoos one day,she better save some money to take them off!!

  • Kompton’s Kutie

    Khia looks better in those pics.

  • Smartie

    Give that photoshopper a Nobel Peace Prize and a Purple Heart for fixing Khia up.

  • Vinandi

    @ Valenne

    yeah- the tattoos are nasty! I just don’t get all this self-mutilation ish either! its like Eve and those paws on her boobs! not a good look!

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    Im jealous of my girl Eva Pigford,

    I know Lance be breaking the head boards and

    tapping/ stroking dat @$$ at all times of the day

    he got that anywhere u want it baby but can sit at

    the dinner table with my folks style

    whew got me hot!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    WOW!!

  • SWEET CHEEKS

    @Smokey.. LOL.. Heck yea… Ya’ll make my day go by sooo much faster!!!! U have a good weekend?

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    Sweet Cheeks

    I did alot of driving over 8hours

    then I had to deal with the police, crowds, and noise from the Pope giving mass in my back yard

    all in all it was good, how was yours?

  • DH

    I’ll be Lance’s bond girl any day :)

  • Yes I Said It & I Meant It Too

    I actually like the pics of Khia. She would look classy if she didn’t have all of those ridiculous tattoos.

  • http://text-support.com Scooby Dubious

    @ Vinandi: Yeah, I thought the same thing at first, but then I started really looking at this picture.

    To me, black kid with a gun reads very differently than Daniel Craig in some pose. Even a fresh-faced kid like this Lance Gross (is that his real name?). Even when he’s holding the gun in a way that doesn’t signify ethnicity. Not to make a big deal out of it, but it’s kind of interesting how a picture like this is destabilized by competing representations outside the frame. I suppose this is one reason why mainstream images of blacks are sometimes altered to lighten their complexion — to overload the intended representation with enough race neutralizers to stabilize the signification and “read” color right out of the picture. Lance’s complexion challenges the unconscious assumption about “Bond” with unconscious assumtions about “blackness.” The resulting tension is enough to make this more than an innocent exercise of make-belive.

    They should’ve gone with Taye Diggs.

  • RussianJudge

    I guess it should have been obvious before now, but Amerie has NoAssAtAll! NONE!!

  • Yes I Said It & I Meant It Too

    …oh yeah and about Lance…I’m still wiping drool from the corner of my mouth. Sexual Chocolate!

    Eva is a lucky woman!

  • SWEET CHEEKS

    @Smokey.. It was good… I chilled with my best girlfriend all weekend, and we ate entirely too much!!! Then yesterday I was complaining and she was like “hey, im eatin for two.. Whats ur excuse??” LOL.. I had forgot, I cant keep up with no pregnant lady.. U celebrate yesterday??

  • Southern swag

    Khia dreads are pretty and she looks much better in these pic’s then any other pic’s I’ve seen of her.

  • Southern Belle 225

    Whoa now! Khia doesn’t look that bad. I mean its an improvment for her.

    Amerie looks stunning as usual.

  • bree

    LMFAO @ $m♥K.E.Y. ‘chupacabra’

    Amerie is such a pretty gal & Lance looks yum

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    @sweet cheeks

    nah i didnt get to celebrate 4/20, ironic isn’t is

    since I am $m♥K.E.Y. lol

    i did alot of running around, so i was happy to

    just lay down and sleep

    also I feel you on eating, im trying to keep it

    slim in some areas and tight in others for the

    beach. I can’t picture me rolling out looking like

    Michelin man.

  • SWEET CHEEKS

    LMAO@Smokey.. When my son was a baby, he looked like the Michelin Man.. And girrrlll, I celebrated all d*mn weekend!!! I think thats why I thought I could keep up wit my friend.. LOL.. I dont know?!?

    Where u from??

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty the real one

    why are my comments not going thru?????????????

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    No you didn’t call Khia a D-Lister. That girl is on the W-List for Welfare. Any yeah Blanks is mad talented because these are the best pics I’ve ever seen of Khia. I like the Lance Gross as James Bond pic. He’s a cutie.

  • http://www.myspace.com/feminynfire Insatiable_qt

    I think Khia actually looks decent for a change. she is not a bad looking girl she is just sooooo hood! And all those jail looking tats have got to go! But this is SUCH an improvement.

  • Vinandi

    @ Scuby dubioius

    I appreciate where you are coming from with your comments- and agree with you regarding Lance’s complexion challenging the assumptions about Bond and Blackness!

    However Taye Digss??? Hell NO!! Lance is perfect for that photoshoot and has the clasiical bond look ala Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan and the ones prior to that! I think that Daniel craig is most defiantely a break from Bond tradition and was miscast!

  • fabulosity

    Could Lance Gross be the first black James Bond? Hmmm…

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    Ms Sweet Cheeks

    There is nothing wrong with being tubby, as long as

    you are under the age of 11. Just not for grown

    folks. I was a Michelin baby myself, I think its

    very cute.

    The last time I got some kush, it wasn’t enough to

    get me twisted. I’m in NYC, and you?

    ~Bird

    DEAD at the W-List/welfare

    lmao

  • Suga Mo

    Lance is cute but not my type. From these photos he looks like his name should be Hunter Gaylord…LOL. Maybe he is more appealing in his own steez.

    Amerie doesn’t look like herself. I would say she looks prettier most of the time.

    Khia…never looked better and probably never will.

  • SWEET CHEEKS

    LMAO@Suga Mo… Hunter Gaylord… Thats funny!!!

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    why did he choose these actors?

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    I DOn’t GET it

  • SWEET CHEEKS

    @Ms Smokey.. Im in Florida.. And I had some goooooooddddddd this weekend!!

  • SWEET CHEEKS

    @Crazy Ass Rodney…. Ur gravatar is looking at me!!! : (

  • I’m Just Me

    Lance Looks so nice! Daxn that is a nice looking man!

    Amerie, absolutely fabulous! But we already knew that! Go girl!

    Khia doesn’t look bad but she is still so daggone unattractive to me. Even as i look at the pics I cannot get passed her hooked on phonics-needing writing skills. I don’t know maybe it is just me.

  • the chosen1

    let’s not forget, amarie was on the scene BEFORE beyonce.

  • Tikki

    All the pics look nice. Lance in the black suit is not my fav cause he looks like either he had on too much make up or it was a lot or air brushing. Khia ia not at all ugly. A bit crass but she’s not ugly. Her pics look nice

  • Mizzy K

    Y da hell is Khia still being photographed anyway with her tacky azz. And furthermore (so off topic) why is she on MIZZ RAP SUPREME!!!!!!! Didn’t she already have her chance at fame and she f*ed it up. She’s a one maybe 2 hit wonder.

  • bree

    ..LMFAO @ Khia w/ the balloons painted on her feet..’you know you ghetto’

  • .

    this photographer is the best!!! khia is ugly and dirty looking but she looks decent in these pics .. the others always look good, just got better with the pics ..

  • I cant say…

    Khia effed herself up with them damn ridiculous tattoo… But the pic with her on the African drums is the BEST in this whole portfolio!!! That is a hott shot, and she worked it!!

  • Blk King&Queen

    I swear mane, Amerie is one the most beautiful woman and is truly underrated. My mane Lance is getting his shine repping for all the dark skinned brothas!

  • beautiful b

    are both of them having a bugs moment?

  • OOH PLEASE!!!

    Im just thankful Khia got a retwist before this photo shoot.. Her dreds are lovely!!

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    Ms Sweet Cheeks

    damn I got family over in FL. I can’t wait to leave

    NYC. its time to head to new pastures. What part of

    FL?

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    SWEET CHEEKS

    @Crazy Ass Rodney…. Ur gravatar is looking at me!!! : (

    _______________________________________________________________

    LMAO for real

  • beautiful b

    iam feeling the pic with the drum. not with her on it. but it is a very earthy so soul sister looking pic.

  • http://www.myspace.com/shamecatierrajackson ms meca

    khia is a hot mess regardless…. and she is on some show i fa got the name of it ..and she better stop callin my girl trina out

    @smokey

    @sweet cheeks

    good afternoon

  • Madam”O”

    Amerie & Khia in the same photo shoot? What was the theme- Beauty and the Beast? It doesn’t matter how you try to dress Khia or put makeup on her raggedy face, nothing can coverup that amount of ugly. Doesn’t she have some kids to feed government cheese too or something?

  • I’m Just Me

    @ SMOKEY…YOU IN THE NY?

    I AM IN WNY? HOLLA!

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    Afternoon to you!

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    WNY?

    West New York?

  • Aoki Lee

    Amerie is playing around in a lace front wig

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    ms meca

    i had this gravie up for so long…you only got to see it now?

    I wonder what’s up with that, hmmmm?

    I use firefox web broswer so i can see most

    people’s gravie. especially when they switch it.

    With internet explorer u run into more difficulty.

  • http://www.myspace.com/shamecatierrajackson ms meca

    @smokey

    they told me to clear my cache and i can c people gravie now.. even my own i am finally able to c my new one…

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    These are old photos, I been saw these photos on

    KHIA’s blog

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    yes that helps too.

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    also there is an advantage to not clearing your cache

    when the certain impostor’s come on their gravie is

    still their original photo, and not the person they

    are trying to mimic. Its so weird, they don’t know

    that. Clearing your cache will only change things

    on the PC you are using but not everyone else’s…

    so it has its advantages

  • http://www.myspace.com/shamecatierrajackson ms meca

    i didnt even know how to do it but the person from gravatar emailed me how to do it….

  • http://www.myspace.com/shamecatierrajackson ms meca

    oh now wonder some said wwhen they cleared the cache they found out who the real imposter of jsabp was …

  • Anonymiss

    See this type of mess manifests into the psyche of individuals believing black women are ugly & mixed women are pretty

  • Buddha SureShot

    Shot meet Buck Tooth beauty at Hair Glue Convention

    She say Shot can hit it from back – Shot say bet!

    She say Shot enter her in droopy titty contest – Shot say bet!

    She say she want to go down on Shot (with saber teeth?!?) – Shot say… let’s just be friends!

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    ms meca

    yep thats how some people know. also there are other

    people who aint really impostors but they come on with

    multiple names, however on their PC it appears to them

    as different person, but to others you can see the same

    gravie over and over again but with different names

  • Buddha SureShot

    Anonymiss,

    Shot agree with you! Luckily, Shot always have attraction to chocolate sistas. Shot saw Amerie on NY street and barely look twice.Shot see Gabrielle Union, say hey, and keep it moving. But Shot see that model Alek Wek!?!? Shot pass out before he can speak, wake up 30 min later with sticky drawers! Now, if Shot can just get her to eat some poke ribs and rice and drank some red flavored koolaiid (yes that IS a flavor), our love can blossom! Shot love Black women fa real!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    WOW! That is THEE best photoshopping job I’ve ever seen of Khia. Cause I’ve seen her on live award shows and she looks quite different….

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    ms sweet cheeks

    are you still here?

  • http://www.myspace.com/shamecatierrajackson ms meca

    wtf?

  • Doc

    KHIA still looks like a tired monkey to me.

  • Saffron

    Very lovely pics.

  • http://www.homecookinradio.com Dimple Pink

    Khia need to sit her non rapping ass DOWN.!!!!!!!! Only thing cute about her is her hair.

  • Toodles

    VALENNE DONT BE JEALOUS OF AMERIE..SHE GOT A NOSE JOB AND THAT SHYT AINT NOTHING TO BE ENVIOUS OF! SHE WAS A PRETTY WOMEN UNTIL SHE PUT PLASTIC IN HER FACE PO INSECURE CHILD..

    KHIA – NO COMMENT!

    LANCE GROSS LOOKS GOOD THERE BUT WHERE IS ALL THE ACNE???

  • valenne

    lol, it was just rhetorica, i am not jealous of Amerie, it was to express her beauty. Every body has a nose job in Hollywood but nobody look like her, the samw way even with her nose job, halle still look like nobody else. I think a nose job can improve your look but I don’t think it will transform you?

  • Dominique=Maxwell Fan♥

    Amerie looks Pretty(and im not just saying that because ppl say i resemble her…LOL)I was like her number 1 fan when she came out with her first album.

    That whole album was good from begining to end.

    Her second album was not her best work,but had the hit single”One thing” besides that song I liked bout 3 more songs.

    And well her third album didnt come out in the USA,I like some of her singles.

    *and regards to her nose job,I would be disappointed in her if it’s true.

    And Finally I just think Amerie is still tryna find her own style and record label that actually supports her && puts her albums out.

    Amerie Keep on working hard && Im sure you’ll get to where you wana be.&& you got my support!

  • Dominique=Maxwell Fan♥

    OH! and Lance looks handsome…I love House Of Payne.

    [♥]

  • Lili

    Khia does have a nice body- it’s just the cranial area that has issues. lol

    Lance Gross is absolutely scrumptious. Reminding me why I adore my chocolate men…

  • http://dyma.com Dyma

    those are some maaad cute high waisted shorts

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    LOL Khia looks like they kidnapped her ass, scrubbed her with ajax and an SOS pad, painted make up on her then took those pictures! Dont worry Khia, at the stroke of 12 midnite your ass will turn back into the ugly ghetto ass bama tatted up babymomma hoodrat we all know and lo………….laugh at!

  • shante__x

    its bekuz Khia is ugly full st0p.

  • ATLBlogger

    LOL @ BIRD on Khia “That girl is on the W-List for Welfare.”

    -LMFAO, Hell Naw! (I didn’t really care 2 look at her pics)

  • Madam”O”

    Amerie is an attractive woman, regardless of her ethnic mixture. Khia is homely hot mess regardless of her family background. This has nothing to do with mulattos looking better, because theres many “sweet berries” that are dark rich skinned and downright beautiful.KHIA is not one of them. KHIA should stay away from cameras,microphones,cellphones,tv shows, paper, pens,computers, keyboards or anything else that will communicate her looks or her words. She needs to go get a job at Walmart and call it a life.

  • mynleb

    I think Khia looks really good, she speaks whats on her mind and I’m always down with that,I think ya’ll need to stop hatin on her.

  • MzTee

    This is the best Khia has EVER looked and will probably EVER look. The stylists did wonders on old girl and need to be commended in making her look decent.

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