Friday, April 25th, 2008
MiMi Barbie
Posted by Bossip Staff
Mariah Carey performed on Good Morning America rockin a little pink number completed with an iced out microphone, nice and appropriate for the A.M. crowd.
She definitely has that “Barbie” thing going on, Lil Kim must be pissed.
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I hope she doesn’t start flakin out again
2nd. I hope she dont start showing up on shows unexpectedly giving out Ice Cream again like she did on TRL…..Yall keep MiMi in your prayers!!! Lawd…have mercy!!
Damn Mariah Talk about tacky white girl style
Not feeling the hot pink dress!
LOL @ Sexyy!!!!
@Swetcheeks
its funny but true lol
DAM SHE GOTTA NICE BODY
http://WWW.MY*****E.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
NUHTIN BUT THAT GHETTO KNOCK
mariah sit down
This ***** needs to sit her plastic ***** and forhead- DOWN!!!!!
Man oh Man…That girl could wait to get out ot Tommy’s grip so that she could start dressin like a ______________.
Her breast implants look like garbage, but I’d be willing to overlook that and beat ‘er A$$ up…
she seriously does look like Barbie. the white one though.
Have you guys seen Barbies these days? she is tanned
im am soooo over Mariah
nope
she looks good! pink is my favorite color, but i think she looks fantastic, for a change. at least she aint wearing tights and jean shorts!
@Envy Me
im am soooo over Mariah
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Co-Sign!
She looks so sexy in pic.she is the best actress in Hollywood. Recently I heared of some odd news about her at __ Bigblackconnect.com __ , they surprise me very much.
What is wrong with Mariah Carey? It’s like she sits and looks at a container of butterflies all day. She gets me with the marilyn monroe breathy vixen voice. Makes me wanna puck! Mariah can sing but she’s so lame.
Did anyone see the performance? Her track started before her and kept repeating. She was looking like wtf! And towards the end of the song the beginning started playing again. She was like “Stop singing my part baby!” So funny!
MiMi stay dressing like she shop at Forever 21…. not a good look for a grown a$$ woman.
she needs a new stylist!
i luh me some mariah….gawd know i do…but i’m so tired of her lookin like a desperate old hag trying to hold on to her youth. what’s wrong with aging gracefully? the sex kitten act isn’t cute anymore. the audience that grew up listening to her back in the day has matured. she clearly hasn’t matured with her music she’s just following these silly ***** trends still. she needs to give it up and turn the eff loose. I mean, come on for real. no, really.
I like her new songs, but I am sick of her already.
OH OH, DEAR MAR-IAH,
***** THINKS SHE’S ON FY-AH,
WHO EVER SAID SO IS A LY- AH,
OK, I GIVE UP, I CANT RAP BUT, YOU SEE MY POINT RIGHT?
Correction: her backup singer started singing her part and she was like “Stop singing my part now baby”.
Well she looks ok. Just long as hell! How tall is Mariah?
I like the color pink but I am not feeling Mimi at all write now and that so-called innocence she cannot seem to get rid of.
I am sick of her and she is so into herself. Mariah SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!
I predict another breakdown coming soon. I agree, she can sing, but when I have to see her, I gag.
She’s almost 40 … start acting like it … she definitely looks like it.
It’s like she sits and looks at a container of butterflies all day.
That made top 20 comments on Bossip…and Ive said some funny things myself.
Barbie in deed!
she sounded like *****. I hate her.
@ rotex
Barbie is DEAD!?
any how i’ve had enough of MIMI
Mariah is a great singer, but the trashy white girl look is soooooooo old. Big ***** lil body uhuhuhuh!!!Mariah needs to start looking her age.It is time for cl***** and sophistication, Im sure she has enough money to have a makeover.Mimi stoppp it!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YA’LL HERE
I’m in!!
its quiet…
Where are the girls???
Where’s M-Daddy, Ms. Braided Beauty, Homie, etc…
…..TEST
I CANT SEE NO ONE COMMENTS UNTIL I MAKE ONE
I CANT SEE NO ONE COMMENTS UNTIL I MAKE ONE
AGAIN
BOSSIP IS *****ING UP
bossip is tripping..
mojojojo195
you think the FEDS are onto you, huh?
im here now
and yes i cant neva see yal comments til i post so if you see me keep sayin wtf
its because im tryin to make yal comments show
@$m♥K.E.Y.
Sup Smoke? Happy Friday!!
the fed is on r *****es
@Sweet Cheeks
@Ms Mecca
How are we doing this lovely afternoon?
Purple
You better not put a real pic up. Cause me and mojojojo195
would have to turn you into the Church of Latter Day Saints and Jesus Christ
it would be for your protection
LMAO —sorry
Mojojojo, Smokey, Ms Meca…
Is everyone here now??
Brooklyn
I’m doing as best as I can after hearing the nonsense on the court rulling
but thats why i had to jump. I needed to unwind
still lookin fa my elevator tips
WHATS GOOD FOLKS WHO IS UP FIRST I BELIVE BROOKLYN HASN’T SUBMITTED A STORY! QUE P*****A? PAPPI LETS HEAR IT
Hey BROOKLYN, no complaints!! ITS FRIDAY!!!
Brooklyn
How are you doing?
sweet cheeks
i am here
LOL @ Mojojo.. No bull*****tin.. Straight to business… LOL
SMOKEY
I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK LMAO
PURPLE DO NOT PUT UP A PIC LOL
@brooklyn
im fine lovin the fact of its about to be the weekend how you doin
I’ve done refreshed, deleted cookies, and cleared history, and i STILL see everyone’s old photos..
@sweet cheeks
im here
SWEETS
LOL WE DONT GOT TIME FOR THE FORMALITIES TIME TO GET TO BUSINESS
I THINK I SPELLED THAT RIGHT LOL
@$m♥K.E.Y.
Brooklyn
I’m doing as best as I can after hearing the nonsense on the court rulling
but thats why i had to jump. I needed to unwind
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I hear you buddy. It blew my mind that those cops walked but I can’t say I’m surprised. Cop’s always seem to get away with murder, literally!! Anyway, don’t let that bother you, Sean is in a better place now and he will be watching over his wife and kids.
@ SWEET CHEEKS
Hey BROOKLYN, no complaints!! ITS FRIDAY!!!
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WooHoo!!!
LMAO @ Mojojojo.. Looks like its spelled right to me.. Then again, I was blazing on lunch…
i need a serious stress reliever
so i will be getting it crackin this weekend for sure
i want to come back monday and cant sit this thing on my swivel seat
cause its still swollen
i c all the new pictures…
mojojo aint play she got straight to business
YEA I SEE OLD PICS TOO
@mojojojo195
WHATS GOOD FOLKS WHO IS UP FIRST I BELIVE BROOKLYN HASN’T SUBMITTED A STORY! QUE P*****A? PAPPI LETS HEAR IT
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LMPRAO… I’m sorry but I am a corn ball. I don’t have any good stories. Wish I did
i think u might see it tomorrow sweetcheeks cuz i had hella issues with my gravatar at first. Nothing would show up and then all of a sudden the next day my ***** was there.
@ SMOKEY, MECA, PURPLE, SWEET CHEEKS, HOMIE, BROOKLYN
WHY Y’ALL LEFT ME IN THE OTHER THREAD LIKE THAT???
@sweetcheeks
next time just take a hit for me!!!!
SO BROOKLN WHATS GOOD PAPPI SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE THE ONLY GUY HERE TODAY YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE US ALL
YOU SAID YOU NEVER DID THE GROUP THING LOL
@ms meca
@brooklyn
im fine lovin the fact of its about to be the weekend how you doin
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Co-Sign, I can’t wait to spend the WHOLE day with my wife and kids tomorrow. I though maybe I’ll take them out to dinner tonight (Bubba Gumps?)
@ Everybody.. The only thing is.. I still see the the silver cat suit pic… SMDH!!!!!
@Smokey… i want to come back monday and cant sit this thing on my swivel seat cause its still swollen…
I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!! “GO YOUNG ***** GO!!!”
I STILL ONLY SEE OLD GRAVIE’S
JUST ME
I TOLD YOU TO COME ON
OH YEAH I AM FROM QUEENS
@ SWEET CHEEKS
I’ve done refreshed, deleted cookies, and cleared history, and i STILL see everyone’s old photos..
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I see your new Grav. Is that you? Your pretty!
Im Just Me.. Im sorry mama!!!! Bossip is actin a damn fool today!!
@ i still see the catsuit too. i still only see my old gravie too
what the hell man?
@Soso
Hey mama!!
heyyyy brooklyn!!
@ mojojo: Oh okay…I used to live in Valley Stream but hung out in Cambria Heights.
@ Sweet Cheeks, don’t know what is going on at all.
I’m Just Me
I sent you a response via email
everything is still good with us lol
@SWEET CHEEKS
Pot Head, lol… I love it!!
Im Just Me
what doesnt kill you makes you stronger
BOO BROOKLYN
WHO IS UP NEXT? MECCA HOW ABOUT U?
@I’m Just Me
Well you found us right? LOL!! JK!!
wtf
bossip is blocking me again!!
@ mojojojo195
SO BROOKLN WHATS GOOD PAPPI SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE THE ONLY GUY HERE TODAY YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE US ALL
YOU SAID YOU NEVER DID THE GROUP THING LOL
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I could give it a shot, lol!!
im Just Me.. Its frustrating!! I know!!
LOL@ MS MECa.. must’ve been blocking u too!!! LMAO!! This ***** is on my nerves..
Lai, homie, m-daddy, sydney?
uh ohhh yall gettin fresh again
…
@im jsut me
sorry
@brooklyn
the weather so nice here
@mojojoj
i wish i did have a story
brooklyn are in brooklyn? cuz i kno some ***** might go down today
mariah got a bad case of
no*****atall
and why she still got that band aid on her hand, WTF?
BROOKLYN
@sweet cheeks
yes it is killin me
and i cant see what yal post until i post so i got either keep sayin wtf or type in …………..
i got a story
wanna share?
its time fa mariah to have a seat and get a stylist or a better one amen
what kinda story smokey? cuz i read one yesterday about ice cream that was pretty dammm steamy
yeh we want to hear the story
Smokey… im listening..
I KNOW I WASN’T INVITED, BUT I FOUND YALL TOO, HEY HOW DO YALL UPLOAD A PHOTO???
Bossip is blocking anything I write too Brooklyn..
i lik the bomb pop story too
WHERE IS LAI FREAKY ***** SHE WOULD SET IT OFF IN HERE LOL
@just a thought
go to gravatar.com, register, and wait for an email confirmation. Then u can either upload a pic or use a url.
I missed the bomb pop story.. But I can only imagine how that went.. LOL
@just a thought go to gravatar.com and register
ms meca the bomb pop???? did that hurt???
well you know with me shyt always be damn comedy
…one time my ex-boo was playing basketball and some boogly white dude did a lay-up (cl*****ic case of white men cant jump) and his arm came down on my baby’s face and cracked his front tooth. Well his lip was a lil swollen but his perfect smile was ruined. matter of fact he had a sharp snaggle puss tooth. double yikes! well he came to visit me at work, which was in the library, i did the night shift so we were the only ones there. well he decided to get behind the desk and eat me out while i sat upright as if I was reading a book. Well i was scared for my life cause his tooth looked so sharp I didnt want to be the first american victim of female cir*****cision with that snaggle tooth. It was so scary!! girl praise my lawd that he did not slice of my ***** cause he was no joke. i told him please dont spade me. i was scared the whole time
SMOKEY
SMOKEY
SMOKEY
i’m here
mojojojo195
um yes….?
Smokey – heck Naw… snaggle puss tooth… LOL
@smokey
LMAOOOO! u crazy! that was good
LMAO SMOKEY U R A FOOL
I AM THINKING U ABOUT TO TELL SOME WHOLE NEXT TELL CRAZY ***** TALE LOL I AM CRYING AT MY DESK
Hey Hey Homie.. How are you today neighbor??
I MEANT TALE LOL
i was sweating hard too
my armpits had that big wet ring around it, cause I felt like a
surgeon took a scapel to me
Is my gravatar showing
smokey are u still wit ur baby? and if so how is that workin out now?
yes homie i see football pants
Homie.. I see football pants..
LMAO @ SMOKEY… surgeon with a scappel..
NO I WAS EGGING YOU ON TO TELL THE STORY LOL
ladies be happy he was my boo and not ya’ll
cause i don’t think too many folks could have struggled to that
imagine u are scared to jump or let your body contract
on wrong move could mean weeks in ICU ward of the hospital
Okay, I said I don’t like to kiss and tell but I can’t resist so here goes… When me and my wife were dating we were coming home from times squre at about 3am when we hoped on the N train to Brooklyn. We stared having a make out session when all of a sudden my wife starts going down on me while we were in the tunnel (Awesome!!) We got to the next stop and this couple walks in all the way on the other side of the cart, so you know me, I’m like keep going b*tch, lol… Anyway, long story short we winded up f*cking right in front of these strangers as they looked on with there jaws dropped. I mean we were going at it, submisive, doggie etc. I went to work on that *****. By the time we got to our stop she came like 2 or 3 times and I hadn’t busted yet so we finished in the back of the train station. I know I should of went to a hotel but I was 17 yrs. old at the time and working in Toys “R” Us… I couldn’t afford it. I hope that story was worthy!! LOL!!
HOMIE
WHAT THE HELL? WHAT IS WITH THE FOOTBALL TIGHTS LOL
i see u homie
HOMIE
LOL I LIKE UR PIC I DONT GET IT BUT I LIKE IT
brooklyn. bossip wont let me respond to u..
@ SoSo
brooklyn are in brooklyn? cuz i kno some ***** might go down today
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YES!! Let’s hope not…. I don’t want to see anymore people get hurt.
@ MS. MECA
@ SO SO
THANX!!!
soso
we are trying to work things out, this was back in college
okay, it did then.. anywho… that sounds like fun!!
whaddup
the bomb pop story was good
did yu miss the fruit roll up story too?
@SWEET CHEEKS
Bossip is blocking anything I write too Brooklyn..
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It’s okay, as long as I’m in your thoughts, lol!!
BROOKLYN
MY EX WANTED TO ***** ON THE N TRAIN TOO
I WAS TOO CHICKEN SH*T TO DO IT AL
ALL HAIL BROOKLYN LOL
Brooklyn
ooooooo-weeee
thats is crazeee
@$moK.E.Y.
I’m just dipping in really quickly to tell you really randomly that I think I made a mistake last night in describing that scene from “Foxy Brown.” I think Pam Grier pulled a gun out of her ‘fro in that film. Then, in another movie, I think it was “Coffy,” she put razors in her natural while she was pretending to be a prostitute and she got into a catfight with another girl, and the girl grabbed her ‘fro and you know the rest.
LAI!!!
Sydney
@$moK.E.Y.
I’m just dipping in really quickly to tell you really randomly that I think I made a mistake last night in describing that scene from “Foxy Brown.” I think Pam Grier pulled a gun out of her ‘fro in that film. Then, in another movie, I think it was “Coffy,” she put razors in her natural while she was pretending to be a prostitute and she got into a catfight with another girl, and the girl grabbed her ‘fro and you know the rest
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LMAO DEAD
thak you thank you
LAI
COME ON GIRL I KNOW U GOT ONE
LOL,
This is me up until a couple of years ago, i played a little ball, a local small time league
lamo @ smokey
@just a thought
you welcom
@so so
i havent tried it that was shay shay story
okay the trian is one place I don’t have experience…yet…lol
@$moK.E.Y.
Yeah, both scenes were hilarious — I didn’t know the ‘fro was so multi-purpose. LOL!
dammit brooklyn im tryin to respond but bossip sucks
homie.. can we get a facial pic or what??
BOO SYDNEY ONLY TRUE STORIES LOL
homie
why is it called shrimping, how does it relate to the activity?
SoSo.. Its blocking my comments to him too
@brooklyn
yall are bold. yall should’ve charged to watch that show lolol U take me back to being 16 and sexin in a dugout on a rainy day
oh the good ole days when it didnt matter where as long as u got it in. I’ve done it in public bathrooms, woods, cars, movie theaters, and the list goes on. The train is a new one for me. it must be a NY thing. I been with my man since i was like 15 so we done tried a lot of *****. Are u puerto rican cuz i already kno they sum freaky people lol
@ homie
i c yo gravie
Now, at work i see different pics of you fine young ladies, but at home they’re different, hmm, interesting
i took the curses out and they let it go thru
@SWEET CHEEKS
brooklyn. bossip wont let me respond to u..
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Try not to use curse words mama
HOMIE
I SAW YOU SOUND MORE AND MORE SEXY EACH DAY LOL
WHAT YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
homie
@your gravie, im not surprised, atheletes can be some natural born freaks
just hot in the @$$
i neva had sex on a plane a train or a bus
ooh soo they are not letting us curse anymore…. Ahhh, I see…
ms meca i missed it alllll. im so dissapointed those bomb pop and fruit roll up stories sound reallll interesting.
i love atheletes
@mojojojo195
BROOKLYN
MY EX WANTED TO ***** ON THE N TRAIN TOO
I WAS TOO CHICKEN SH*T TO DO IT AL
ALL HAIL BROOKLYN LOL
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Awwww, I’m cheezin’ now
OHH I GOT ONE
@ SWEET CHEEKS I CAN’T SEE YOUR NEW GRAVIE…
I HAVE A TON… THROW A ‘TOPIC’ AT ME AND LET ME SEE IF I HAVE A STORY FOR IT…
@ Smokie
I guess its like when you get to the end of a shrimp and you try to get the last little piece of meat out of the tail, you have to do a little slurping and sucking
soso
yeh they were very interesting make you wana try em so bad i went out and got fruit rolls ups too
mojojojo195
HOMIE
I SAW YOU SOUND MORE AND MORE SEXY EACH DAY LOL
WHAT YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
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LMFBAO
Ms Meca.. whats up with the roll ups??
Lai.. I dont know whats up with the gravies…
Bossip is still tripping, cause I aint cursing!!
mojojojo195
waiting….
@Lai
okay the trian is one place I don’t have experience…yet…lol
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You have to try it… Just the thought of someone walking in on you is a real rush!! Fun as hell. I miss those days, lol… Now I just have sex on the clean sheets, lol… pretty boring, lol!! JK
UH HOMIE I SEE YOU
no cl***** !!! NEXT
i wana hear it
@ SoSo
dammit brooklyn im tryin to respond but bossip sucks
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try not to use profanity
LIKE LAI I HAVE STORIES FOR DAYS…THAT ARE TRUE!
homie
dont show your face
cause you may have a several bloggers ready to give u a serious online
raping, and m-daddy or brooklyn cant save u honey
@brooklyn
the clean sheets beat the hell out of motel sheets any day. u never kno whats on them! yuk
how many tight ***** tacky dresses does this broad own? she’s so extra and it used to be ok but now its getting pretty sad. it is really time for her to stop equating sexy with being trampish. i guess that’s her style though. to each his or her own…
@brooklyn…
I know…I’m going to NY in June, maybe I can get the experience in while I’m there…lol
@mojojo195
LOL, I jumped in the tail end of this conversation. Are you talking about sex? A group of us had hours of late-night conversation on that topic a few nights ago on the Kim K thread, and I parti*****ted — it was like Taxicab Confessions. I still feel guilty.
@sweet cheeks
this is what lai posted yesterday
OH AND I GOT A TRICK FOR YOU….GET YOU A FRUIT ROLL UP, AND WRAP IT AROUND HIS DIC…IF HE HAS A NICE SIZE ONE THE FRUIT ROLL UP WILL FIT PERFECTLY AROUND IT, IF HE’S SMALL YOU’LL HAVE TO PEEL SOME OFF…LOL…IF THE FRUIT ROLL UP DOESN’T COVER IT..THEN ***** GIRL YOU IN FOR A ROUGH RIDE….
ANYWAY THE FRUIT ROLL UP WILL MELT AND TAKE ON HIS SHAPE AS YOU PERFORM, AND YOUR TASK IS TO DO IT TIL THE WHOLE THING IS MELTED AND GONE…
TRUST ME IT TAKES LONGER THAN YOU THINK…BUT ITS A BJ HE’LL NEVERFORGET!
DO IT RIGHT AND YOU JUST MAYBE ABLE TO RINSE THAT CANDY DOWN WITH SOME MILK
LMAO… ya’ll are crazy!!!
Sydney
it was like Taxicab Confessions. I still feel guilty.
yes i as well
who know the elevator story?
@ SweetCheeks
A facial pic? You may see it and say hey, i know that n*99a.
@ Mojojojo
Stop it with the compliments, i can only take so much
@ SoSo
@brooklyn
yall are bold. yall should’ve charged to watch that show lolol U take me back to being 16 and sexin in a dugout on a rainy day oh the good ole days when it didnt matter where as long as u got it in. I’ve done it in public bathrooms, woods, cars, movie theaters, and the list goes on. The train is a new one for me. it must be a NY thing. I been with my man since i was like 15 so we done tried a lot of *****. Are u puerto rican cuz i already kno they sum freaky people lol
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Yes, I am a New Yorican!! I’ve been with my wife since I was 16 years old… She truly is the *****. She’s Puerto Rican too so yes, we tend to be very freaky (P*****ionate)
now what exactly do u pan to do wit those fruit rollups?
I can only think of 1 thing to do wit that…
still waiting for a topic
OH AND I GOT A TRICK FOR YOU….GET YOU A FRUIT ROLL UP, AND WRAP IT AROUND HIS DIC…IF HE HAS A NICE SIZE ONE THE FRUIT ROLL UP WILL FIT PERFECTLY AROUND IT, IF HE’S SMALL YOU’LL HAVE TO PEEL SOME OFF…LOL…IF THE FRUIT ROLL UP DOESN’T COVER IT..THEN ***** GIRL YOU IN FOR A ROUGH RIDE….
ANYWAY THE FRUIT ROLL UP WILL MELT AND TAKE ON HIS SHAPE AS YOU PERFORM, AND YOUR TASK IS TO DO IT TIL THE WHOLE THING IS MELTED AND GONE…
TRUST ME IT TAKES LONGER THAN YOU THINK…BUT ITS A BJ HE’LL NEVERFORGET!
DO IT RIGHT AND YOU JUST MAYBE ABLE TO RINSE THAT CANDY DOWN WITH SOME MILK
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I LOVE it!!!! I LOVE it!!!! I LOVE it!!!!!
I’ll be sure to try that tonight!!!!!! My jaws are gonna be super sore!!!!
freaky friday
LADIES HAVE YA’LL EVER BEEN SLAPPED WITH A DCIK? REAL TALK I WAS A SLEEP AND MY MAN GETS UP LEANS HIS DUMB ***** OVER POSITON HIS SELF OVER MY FACE AND SLAPPED ME WITH IT. I WOKED UP *****ED AS HELL NOT ONLY DID HE WAKE ME OUT OF MY SLEEP BUT HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS *****. I HAD TO GET HIS ***** BACK. WE WERE WATCHING T.V AND I DUG IN MY PANITES STUCK TWO FINGERS UP MY PSSUY AND SMEARED THE JUICES ON HIS FACE HE CHASED ME AROUND BUT HE ENDED UP EATING THE ISH OUT OF ME
Lai – TOPIC: HEAD GIVING specialties!!!!
Homie.. U dont recognize me do you??? LOL
@ Smokey
I’m at home dolo right now too
@sweet cheeks…
Just make sure he isn’t as hairy as your old gravie…the hairs might stick to the candy and theres nothing nastier than hairy candy…ilmao!
sweetcheeks
i was thinkin exactly that when ms meca mentioned fruit rollups. I will definitely give that a try. I love my man will love it!
yeah ya jaws are gonna hurt
i think will try it this weekend also
i know my man will love it***
@Mojojo.. I been slapped with a d!ck!!! I thought it was great!!!! But sh!!!!!ttt, one morning I woke up and my man was f*cking me… I was like, “wait a minuete, let me wake up..” He said “you aint gonna wake up, just turn over..” As he proceeded to flip me over… LOL..
@mojojojo195
“LADIES HAVE YA’LL EVER BEEN SLAPPED WITH A DCIK?”
Yes, I asked my ex to hit me with it — he used to tap my head. It was a huge turn-on.
*runs from thread*
@ SweetCheeks,
I’ve seen a lotta naked cats in the shower before, but you know, i don’t recognize
that was lai idea not mind the credit goes to hurt i just posted it for yal who missed it..
Are you ladies familiar with http://www.xtube.com?
I had an ex that used to like to give me facials, he had a thing for my lips, so he’d pull out and put it in my face, he’d slap me with his dic as he jerked it, I’d look him in the eye with my mouth wide open, tongue hanging out, and he’d call me all kindz of *****s and w*****s was he’d ***** splashing his juices all over my face….damn I’m wet thinking about it!
@mojojjo
yes i have
@brooklyn
Yes, I am a New Yorican!! I’ve been with my wife since I was 16 years old… She truly is the *****. She’s Puerto Rican too so yes, we tend to be very freaky (P*****ionate)
i knew it!!!! yea my boyfriend is on that freaky/p*****ionate ***** too thats why i lovveeee my rican daddy! he keeps me veerrry happy
…
LOL @ Syndey… Runs from thread…. LOL….. FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!! We’re some d!ck loving *****es!!!!
@ Lai.. Girl I keeps it shavin.. Not bald like me, but very very short!!! LOL
@ Lai.. I just read that.. Sorry if it was TMI!!!
*peeks back in*
Yes, Sweet Cheeks, I love me some (blank). I still love the Lord, though.
*runs back out*
Homie.. That aint me!!!! D*MMMMMM!!!!! I posted a new gravatar.. Not sure why you cant see it.. LOL!!!
mojojojo195
omg i did the same thing too when that was done to me, lol
I also used to ask my ex to the D!CK DANCE NAKED.LOL
@ sweet cheeks
@soso
yal missed the doughnut trick too
one time his nut hit my eye…the kicker was I had on false eyelashes…and I couldn’t get it out…
I had to go to work with a red eye with nut hanging off my lashes, all day long people kept asking me if I had pink eye and telling me I had something on my lashes….hehehehehehehehehe
Lai.. I like when he rub it on my face too!!! its soooo smooth… Matter of fact, imma grab them fruit roll ups, and its gonna be on!!!
@ Mojojo
LADIES HAVE YA’LL EVER BEEN SLAPPED WITH A DCIK? REAL TALK I WAS A SLEEP AND MY MAN GETS UP LEANS HIS DUMB ***** OVER POSITON HIS SELF OVER MY FACE AND SLAPPED ME WITH IT. I WOKED UP *****ED AS HELL NOT ONLY DID HE WAKE ME OUT OF MY SLEEP BUT HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS *****. I HAD TO GET HIS ***** BACK. WE WERE WATCHING T.V AND I DUG IN MY PANITES STUCK TWO FINGERS UP MY PSSUY AND SMEARED THE JUICES ON HIS FACE HE CHASED ME AROUND BUT HE ENDED UP EATING THE ISH OUT OF ME
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WOW!!!
But personally I loved being slapped with the DI!! I don’t know. I like it when it is rubbed all over my face.
Sydney
*peeks back in*
Yes, Sweet Cheeks, I love me some (blank). I still love the Lord, though.
*runs back out*
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DEAD!
Ms MEca.. Doughnut trick??? Dang, I just took my son to Donkin Donuts this morning…. I’ll never look at the doughnuts the same…
But naw I didnt hear about… SPILL IT GIRL, SPILL IT!!!!
@sweet cheeks its ok…if were gonna ‘indulge’ why has limits…except in the area of feces and urine…lol
@Lai
@brooklyn…
I know…I’m going to NY in June, maybe I can get the experience in while I’m there…lol
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Go for It!! Just make sure your on the right train and in the right area… You don’t want to do that on the 2, 3, 4 or 5 train, lol!
Heck Naw…. The fellas could definatley pick up some pointers in here… It seems like we ALL LOVE to be slapped with D!ck.. Some freaky biotchessss!!!! It must fun in the family… LOL!!!!
*wtf
SYDNEY
U ARE A FOOL
DONT RUN I GOT U DADDY
JUST ME
I DIDNT SAY I DIDNT LIKE IT I WAS MAD THAT HE DECIDED TO WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT
DONT PLAY WITH ME WHILE I AM A SLEEP
@OH AND I GOT A TRICK FOR YOU….GET YOU A FRUIT ROLL UP, AND WRAP IT AROUND HIS DIC…IF HE HAS A NICE SIZE ONE THE FRUIT ROLL UP WILL FIT PERFECTLY AROUND IT, IF HE’S SMALL YOU’LL HAVE TO PEEL SOME OFF…LOL…IF THE FRUIT ROLL UP DOESN’T COVER IT..THEN ***** GIRL YOU IN FOR A ROUGH RIDE….
ANYWAY THE FRUIT ROLL UP WILL MELT AND TAKE ON HIS SHAPE AS YOU PERFORM, AND YOUR TASK IS TO DO IT TIL THE WHOLE THING IS MELTED AND GONE…
TRUST ME IT TAKES LONGER THAN YOU THINK…BUT ITS A BJ HE’LL NEVERFORGET!
DO IT RIGHT AND YOU JUST MAYBE ABLE TO RINSE THAT CANDY DOWN WITH SOME MILK
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Holly *****… I’m on the phone with wifey right now… WE doing this ***** TONIGHT, LOL!!!
Thanx Lia!!!
Cheezinnnnn”
hmm, ’slap a chick with a *****’, sounds like a fun party game
homie
you are dolo?
you need me and mojojoj195 or sydney to drop by?
you live with your momma?
DID ANY ONE TRY THE ICE TRICK?
@Mojojojo.. A ***** do nned her beauty sleep!!!!
homie
hmm, ’slap a chick with a *****’, sounds like a fun party game
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LMMFBAO
HOMIE
OHHHHH DADDY I WANT YOU NOW
YOU DONT LIVE WITH YA MAMMA RIGHT LOL
@ms meca
freaky friday–
LOL @ SMokey… you live with your momma?
HAHAHAHAHA, thats funny as *****….
@Mojojo.. I’ve had and done some ice before!!!! i just got chills thinking about it!!
CoSign 100%
You know, bossip really needs a damn chatroom. BOSSIP!! ARE YOU LISTENING??
SWEETS
GIRL U KNOW IT
SLAP ME WITH IT WHEN I AM AWAKE NOT ASLEEP
Homie.. a chat room.. Thats the same thing I was thinking!!! It would be easier!! More convenient(?)..
I didn’t say you didn’t like it I am just saying I love. WAKE ME UP WITH SOME GOOD D*CK ANY TIME!!
FOR REAL
ALL THIS PAUSING AND BREAKING IS GETTING ON MY NERVES
@brooklyn…YOU’RE WELCOME!
@mojo…the ice trick is old…the best is to use either a bomp pop (red white and blue icy) or a cherry torpedo (similiar just all red)….
Let your man use it like he’s screwing you with a *****, until it melts…(damn my sh*t is throbbn)
mojojojo195
im waiting for the temperature to get and remained above 80F
cause i dont want to try it now and let my pum pum catch pnemonia
sweet cheek
it was simply put the doughnut on his d-ck
and keep bitin on it will arouse him
but if he too big the doughnut will break as you are tryin to put it on…. i think i told it right
@ lai
is that the right way to tell the story?
I said i’m dolo right now, as in for the time being, no I don’t live with moms, she’s back in the Chi.
ok i need the details of the ice trick and doughnut trick
we should start our own chat group…it can be done with yahoo
hmmm I dont think ill be able to pull that doughnut trick off. That ***** would definitely crumble on my mans *****
whats the ice trick
LAI
FOR REAL GIVE ME THE DETAILS
WE SHOULD CALL IT “MOIST POINTS”
LMAO
Ms Meca.. The donut would probably break.. LOL.. The bomb pop sounds much much better!!!
Yes a chat room please
yeah the doughnut was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay toooo small
Lai.. Im with it.. What do we gotta do??
how do you do the chat room i wan know?
LMAO @ Moist Points… Or u could call it “h*rney wh*res!” LOL!!!!
im wit it just tell me how?
lmao
Moist Points… Or u could call it “h*rney wh*res!” LOL!!!!
HOW ABOUT “MOJO’S HOE SHOW” LOL
LMPRAO @ Horney W*****s!! I don’t think my wife would be to happy but *****, I’m getting tips for US to enjoy, lol!! She is SOOOOOOOOO jelous
This is for Kaly, you must be an idiot to even say that Mariah is the best actress out there. Didn’t you know that she won a razzie for Glitter. What a joke.
THIS IS SOME BULL WE NEED TO GET IT STARTED QUICK
I AM TIRED OF POSTING THINGS 8X
Sounds good Mojojojo.. I’ll be ur wh*re… LOL..
lmao
LMAO @ h*rney wh*res,
What about the fellas, i’m no ho, excuse you!
LOL
BROOKLYN
MAKE SURE SHE HAS A MEMBERSHIP TOO.
IS IT TRUE LATIN WOMAN ARE VERY JEALOUS
PLEASE NO ONE JUMP DOWN MY THROAT JUST A QUESTION
Brooklyn.. Awwww, no need for jealousy!!! We all know ur married.. Makes us sad, yes, but we respect that!! LOL
NOT TO GET OF THE TOPIC BUT….
Oh *****!
Amy Winehouse just got arrested!!!
The singer and addict has been busted on suspicion of *****ault.
Amy is currently being held at the Holborn Police Station, though she should be released by Saturday.
As you remember from earlier this week, Amy headbutted a guy outside a bar while he was trying to help her get a cab.
Two other people are also accusing the Rehab singer of *****ault this week.
She’s been working out her aggressions the wrong way!
The most time she could get for *****ault in London would be six months in jail.
Let’s hope they force her to get drug treatment as well!
Update: Wino went in voluntarily, by “appointment.”
Someone just needs to start a yahoogroup. I belong to a professional one, I can ask how to start it up.
Homie.. let me be the judge of that… lol
LOL @ Mojojojo…
Brooklyn.. Heck yea, bring her in with you!!! That way we can take advantage of both of you!!! LOL
HOMIE
NO ONE IS A HOE ON THE CHAT ROOM
IT JUST STORIES
BUT U CAN BE MY HOE ANYTIME
mannn i had to type this 3x!!!
Ok I once read a tip where they suggest for a woman to stick a peice of fruit in her coochie like a banana or strawberry. Then they want ur man to stick his thing in there and mashe up the fruit until yall both climax. Then they want teh guy to go down n eat that ***** out!!!!!!
I was grossed out by this.
Is anyone bold enuff to try this?
@mojojojo195
BROOKLYN
MAKE SURE SHE HAS A MEMBERSHIP TOO.
IS IT TRUE LATIN WOMAN ARE VERY JEALOUS
PLEASE NO ONE JUMP DOWN MY THROAT JUST A QUESTION
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1,000,000%
Amy Whinehouse is a nuttcase!!! But I do like some of her music!!
SWEETS
GREAT MINDS THINK A LIKE
YEAH WE WONT HURT HER (WINK)
sweetcheeks imma bout to die right now cuz my manager walked behind me while i was typin my last post and that ***** was freaky but on top of that there was mad lil nekkid black men llmmmaaoo ahhh im ready to go home
AMY ABLUM WAS THE BOMB
IT WAS REALLY GOOD
~homie
own a car?
kids? quantity?
pay your own bills?
work full time?
suck toes?
@SWEET CHEEKS
Brooklyn.. Awwww, no need for jealousy!!! We all know ur married.. Makes us sad, yes, but we respect that!! LOL
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you girls are truly the best internet friends a guy could ask for, LOL… Thank you God for bestowing me with freaky friends
Mariah has lost a lot of weight. I hope she don’t lose no more.
@brooklyn
some of the men are jealous too! my baby dont play when it comes to me! yall p*****ionate about everything.
@Sweet Cheeks
LMPRAO… For some reason I like the sound of that!! *wink* *wink*
@Sweet Cheeks
LMPRAO… For some reason I like the sound of that!! *wink* *wink*
Sorry for the double post
SoSo… Personally, I dont want nothing mushed up in my *****.. But to each his own!!!
amy winehouse is a crazy ***** but i like her music :X
SOSO
GIRL YOU BETTER MINIMIZE THAT SCREEN LIKE ME
SHOOT THEY BE TRYING TO GET U LOL
She was just on Oprah and she lost a lot of weight, so she’s showing it off in her usual “I think I’m 19 even though I’m almost 40″ sort of way.
@SoSo.. Sorry about the pic.. LOL..
LMAO @ SMOKEY.. GIrl u interrogating that man??? LOL
Brooklyn.. Awwwww… I love you guys too!!!! LOL..
SOSO
WHERE DID U READ THAT MESS EWW
HEY SMOKEY
SAVE SOME FOR ME LMAO
Me neither sweetcheeks! That ***** kinda grossed me out cuz its mashed up ***** n fruit! Its probably all soggy n tasteless after a while. Now i will suck some whip cream off his junk wit a strawberry on top and eat it off but i dont know if I wanna mash it up in me.
@SoSo
@brooklyn
some of the men are jealous too! my baby dont play when it comes to me! yall p*****ionate about everything.
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No doubt, I can tell why. In my relationship it’s like she’s the dude and I’m the chick, she smokes trees, she is the jealous one, I do the cooking etc. It works for us. She is a GREAT mother to my kids.
its this book callrd 101 sex tips i got it in a spencers store but u can find it at any sex shop. It does have some useful positions and tips in there but some of the ***** made me go “wtf”
I CREATED THE YAHOO CHAT GROUP I NEED EVERYONE’S EMAIL ADDRESS
soso
i dont think iwan nothin mushed up
mojojojo195
its all yours
BYE EVERYONE !!
TIL NEXT TIME
@ mojojojo
The other LMAO, especially now!
@ Smokey
yes to all, especially the last and a lot more
@lai
msindependent@cinbell.blackberry.net
Brooklyn…. You are her *****!!! LOL.. Naw im just playing boo.. Relationships are different and crazy, depending on the people.. My Man LOVES to cook!!!!!! But we both smoke… Im not jealous to an extent, but neither is he.. I’ve got to say… I LOVE OUR relationship… : )
puellabella1025@aim.com
I NEED HELP WITH CUSTOMIZING THE GROUP PAGE…
THESE ARE THE CHOICES:
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Do you want the group to be listed in the Yahoo! Groups directory? Learn More
Yes, list the group. Default
No, make the group unlisted.
How can people join your group?
Anyone can join immediately. Default
People can join only with my approval.
Who can post messages to your group?
Only group members. (Private discussion group) Default
Anyone. (Open discussion group)
Only group owner. (Newsletter)
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SMOKEY!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
daillestwunn@aol.com
ive had that since i was a teenager.
peace
@soso
the book got sex tips?
ima go look into that
byyye smokey!!!
yesss ms meca its a pink book. yall make me wanna open it up this weekend so I can share some ***** wit yall on monday lol
Lai… U our gonna be named the CEO of our chat… Great job!!!!
1.yes list the group default
2.people join ny approval
Lai.. Do u need yahoo emails?? or any email???
@Sweet Cheeks
To be loved, to be loved… Ohh, what a feeling, to be looooooved!!! I blaze alittle also but I am trying to p***** the fire fighters exam right now so I really can’t mess around.
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lai i kinda like the idea of it being a private chat u can only be invited into. I dont know if i wanna deal with all the crazies if we leave it open.
lai
i hope you are the ceo
soso
open the book up and share with us monday please
@ SoSo,
I would do it, preferably bananas though
@Brooklyn.. Fire Fighter huh???? OOooohhhh La La!!! That just turned me on!!!!
Bye Smoke….
My e-mail: jcashnyc2003@yahoo.com
lai
if you need yahoo email
it is lilmeezy88@yahoo.com
and if not its
msindependent@cinbell.blackberry.net
i most definitely will ms meca
i most definitely will ms meca
@SoSo
lai i kinda like the idea of it being a private chat u can only be invited into. I dont know if i wanna deal with all the crazies if we leave it open.
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Co-Sign
LAI
DO THEY HAVE FREE E-MAIL
MY E-MAIL ADRESSES HAVE MY NAME ALL THROUGH THEM
I really suck you guys!!! I cant access yahoo chat from my job computer!!! : (
i think it should be private so people lik kim cant come in there talkin ish
what yal think?
so homie u would eat that out afterward?
private
SOME ONE HELP
I WANT TO JOIN
any email address will do!..not your job one though!…lol
yes I am the official CEO, I’m even using my palm email so I’m in contact at all times…just incase ya’ll need me..lol
mojojojo.. yes yahoo has free email!!
I like the idea of private too…
MOJO…send me an email address
Lai.. Thats whats up…
Email: Sweet_Cheeks813@yahoo.com
i cant acess yahoo from work either so i hope this chat is once we get off bossip after work
lmao
ANYONE
@SWEET CHEEKS
@Brooklyn.. Fire Fighter huh???? OOooohhhh La La!!! That just turned me on!!!!
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LMPRAO… I know, I know, wifey been throwing it at me hard body latley, lol… She see’s me working out and she wants to f*ck, lol… I’m like, damn *****y b*tch, let me finish, lol…. She’s like come get this daddy!! I be down there with my knee pads and a bib, tru story!!
I NEED HELP WITH CUSTOMIZING THE GROUP PAGE…
THESE ARE THE CHOICES:
Step 1 of 3. Customize bossipcrew
Do you want the group to be listed in the Yahoo! Groups directory? Learn More
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How can people join your group?
Anyone can join immediately. Default
People can join only with my approval.
Who can post messages to your group?
Only group members. (Private discussion group) Default
Anyone. (Open discussion group)
Only group owner. (Newsletter)
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
No don’t list the group, keep it private.
People should only be able to join with your approval, and recommended by original members.
Only group members should be able to post.
shyhomie00@yahoo.com
LAI POST UR E-MAIL AGIAN
I CANT FIND IT
Mojojo.. u can create an email for free at Yahoo.. its real simple..
Ms Meca.. Aint that bout a *****… LOL… we cant get around Bossip for nothing… LMAO!!!! They’re some tricksters…
@lai
use the msindependent then because that is my blackberry and i can be reached at all times
@ SoSo
I surely would, remind me of shrimping, just the cooch and not the boot
Brooklyn.. I know thats right boo!!! : )
@homie
Certified Gangsta!!
LMPRAO… I know, I know, wifey been throwing it at me hard body latley, lol… She see’s me working out and she wants to f*ck, lol… I’m like, damn *****y b*tch, let me finish, lol…. She’s like come get this daddy!! I be down there with my knee pads and a bib, tru story!!
i love it
Homie.. I say you drive over here to my job, and u can do those things to me, on my desk…
homie
what is shrimping?
i am almost there guys
give me a minute
when is this goin to start?
mjojojjo
let us know when you got it
what is shrimping
i didnt get the invite
daillestwunn@aol.com
i lik homie i lik his style
Okay Mi Familia!!! My email is
Sweet_Cheeks813@yahoo.com..
Im about to blow this popcicle stand((leave work-lol)) so PLEASE keep me posted on whats happening with our chat!!!
we was suppose to receive something?
Dsexythick1@yahoo.com
okay here’s what I have:
msindependent@cinbell.blackberry.net
puellabella1025@aim.com
daillestwunn@aol.com
jcashnyc2003@yahoo.com
Sweet_Cheeks813@yahoo.com
shyhomie00@yahoo.com
Mojo I’m waiting on you
yeaaa im out at 5 too but i’ll check my email this weekend to see if we got the chatroom up n running
I haven’t sent it people, dang we waitn’ for Mojo
sweet cheek
is sweet cheek one word on the email sweetcheek813
or two word sweet cheek813
I GOT I GOT IT
IT S mojojojo195@yahoo.com
@meca..
I think there’s an underscore ( _ ) in between
@SWEET CHEEKS
Homie.. I say you drive over here to my job, and u can do those things to me, on my desk…
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Batter Up!! LOL!!
mojo mojo we waitin on you lmao
everybody i am about to leave just want to make sure yal can reach me at anytime
No yahoo mail is not needed, not even access to yahoo. You should be getting the messages to whatever mail you provide to the moderator, which is Lai.
It kind of works like posting to bossip, just about 50X messager turnaround, plus anything can be said.
Be prepared though to have your e-mail jammed packed especially if you go days without checking
And for those of you(me) who does not want others to know about this group, don’t use an e-mail account that you share with your boo.
@lai
sweet_cheek813?
OKAY GUYS LETS GET IT GOING
MS Meca… Lai is correct… There is an underscore(_) inbetween Sweet Cheeks….
YAYAYAYAY MOJOJOJOJOJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brooklyn… u already know.. LOL
bye ms meca!!!!!
Ms MEca… Yes mam!!!!
Wait.. I have a couple more minuetes to spare!!!
@Ms Meca
Have a wonderful weekend sweetie!
ohhhh man sweetcheeks im so gettin fired lmao!!!!
Okay…here it *****s
SosO.. girl dont jinx me!!!! im actually applying for another position on monday… PROMOTION!!!!!! LOL
@ SweetCheeks
Homie.. I say you drive over here to my job, and u can do those things to me, on my desk…
Aren’t you engaged. LOL. Let’s keep you honest!!
okay are we all in lai
hahahaha Homie.. Very much so.. Just having some harmless fun!!!
Shrimping is when a man *****s in a woman’s a**hole, and sucks it out!!
nite mecca
i got a couple of more minutes myself
but if we do not e-mail each other this weekend i hope you all have a great weekend and try everything u learned today ALL WEEKEND LONG I KNOW I WILL LOL
okay ya’ll im outtie… hit me up… Have a safe weekend… STRAP UP U BUNCH OF FREAKS!!!! : )
NIGHTY NITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOMIE
U NASTY U A BIG TIME FREAK EWW
U DO THAT
TO EACH IS OWN BUT NO WAY JOSE
i have learned a lot today
NITE EVERYONE
thats nasty homie
LSC
WHY ARE YOU JUST NOW SAYINT SOMETHING
good night alll!!!!!!!!!! see u in our private chat.
good night…I’m outta here too!
get em girl!!
MARIAH.. YOU DO IT BIG GIRL! U LOOK GOOD AS HELL! I CAN’T WAIT..UNTIL I 37 AND LOOK LIKE U!
A new social networking job board
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Damn Mariah, what you do? Dum ***** done let herself get too skinny. I like the thick Mariah with the tight vagina.
She needs to grow up. She is almost forty years old. She looks a fool. I am so sick of all of these beautiful aging sisters trying to hold on to their your by any means necessary. That is the circle of life, your born, you live, you age, and then you die.
SHe seems to be a hard worker
I like Mariah…I think she looks nice..true at times she dress a lil’ young for her age but I have seen much older women then her really clown themselves out..she can still sing her ***** off and personally I think she likes all the attention thats why she dresses that way..down to the way she talks..she just likes a whole lot of carrying on…she seem like she can crack or take a good joke
Mariah is working hard these days, she is a true diva
It’s said she is dating a young musician on ” M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M ” where the rich & celebrity gather!
HOT
I’m all for people showing off what they have if they’ve worked hard for it BUT when you start to become (as Wendy Williams would say) “a woman of a certain age”, you have to do it with a little more cl*****. Mariah needs to get it together.