R Kelly Is ILL-LIT-TER-IT: “I Don’t Read Good”

Posted on October 6th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, R Kelly, SMH

R. Kelly

R Kelly admitted to having some serious set backs. Including being challenged by books:

“I don’t…… even read, really. And I’m not even afraid to say that. I got y’all beat if ya hating on me, ’cause I love you. That’s why I keep doing what I do. Isn’t it weird? You just keep on going! How do you keep going and I’m standing here? Cause hatin’ is heavy. How you gonna believe you can fly, you too damn heavy. You sinkin’. Stop hatin’ and fly.

He also gave a very inspirational speech to the children.

  • tb

    All that money and he couldn’t get a tutor, yet he had time to pee on little girls. Priorities I tell you.

  • THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes HOT DAM Y UR GIRL GOT A NEW WHIP!!!

    lmbao at that heading!!! yeah mayb that is why he can relate to middle schoolers so well he reads on they reading level. PERV

  • Alrighty Then…

    TB You took the words from my mouth chile!!!

  • lala land

    god bless him

  • Tuesday

    old news!!!

  • Rrrrroe Ski Love- A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

    Reading is fundamental. You cannot increase your capacity to learn unless you read. Now that he has his paper straight, you would think that he would tackle his innability to read. Hire a damn tutor, start with Jack and Jill, then Cat in the Hat. When your ready move on to Jet magazine and Ebony they have about a 7th grade level.

  • http://Bossip Kimberley

    LOL @ Cruzan trini.

  • I’m Just Me: KEEPING IT REAL SINCE 1983…NOW STOP… AND LET ‘EM SEE OUR BOOTY DROP!!

    @ Cruzan

    I meant like through speaking in an interview or something. I’ll be daxn if I think he should be in schools with the kids on his lap like George W. Bush did!

  • NegroPLease

    What Black person did not already know this? You remind me of my jeep, I want to ride? Boys in the back of the bus in Junior High School used to make up mess like this. Only ghetto adults and young girls cannot relate to R. Kelly because “his words” of “dat truf”..speak to the unintelligent, the young, and the limited. R Kelly cannot have conversations with women..only girls and in order to protect his “so called secret” and ego, he truly felt like a MAN exploiting young girls. He should have been ordering “My Baby Can Read” so he could begin to learn the process of reading.

  • Kami All Day (Haters give me Promo…..)

    Ok…so raise your hand if you know how to read.

    Exactly. Everyone.

    So, why would we hate on someone who is as dumb as a bag of rocks? Who cares about the money Kells…..your whole persona has dwindled in my book.

    Dumb guys are unattractive no matter how they look, dress, or how much money they have.

    How about you fly to a library and check a few books out?

  • NegroPLease

    Excuse me I meant to say the ONLY ghetto adults and young girls can relate to him!!

  • reereeof2

    Why would you be proud of the fact that you don’t read and are doing nothing to remedy that situation? Doesn’t he have children? How ignorant!!!

  • http://deleted Yasmin

    Lol @ Cruzan.
    That is True. I’d be damn if I let this guy anywhere near my niece && my sisters, not even my brother.
    Uh-Uh. If He cant Read what the hell is he going to teach little Kids.
    Nothing.

  • The Official Mrs. Carter

    **correction**instead of piss…

    Im sounding like Kellz…lol

  • Rihanna’s sharp n pointy witchy fingernails took the oath

    It’s ashame if he doesn’t try to formally learn how to read and write, because he’s great with words. On the contrary,maybe getting on a reading level above 4th grade could allowed him to forge relationships with grown women, instead of little girls.
    ______________

    lmao @ “he should have been ordering “my baby can read”

  • john hope franklin

    too funny-no wonder he’s broke!!
    chicago stand up…?

  • http://deleted Yasmin

    How do you not know how to read??
    That is Sad && He should definitely be ashamed.
    I know 5 year olds who know how to read.
    && you’re how old && you have all this money.
    BUT you can’t read?? Omgee.
    I cant say it enough but that is Sad Sad Sad.
    Smh.

  • JB Going to get stock in Nike!!

    R. Kelly don’t have to read to get it. You don’t need directions to have relations. But R. no pissing. Got to draw the limits somewhere

  • Nique

    *run on sentences* …lol

  • MizASterling

    This man is a fool…I’ve been able to read since 4…are you telling me that in his life, he hasn’t been challenged to read….? SMH….that’s just pathetic.

    But it would explain a lot, though…

    “Your Honor, how was I ‘posed ta know she 13…? You know I cantz read…so how could I axe for ID…?”

    The Defense rests, you Honor.

    SMH

  • Kami All Day (Haters give me Promo…..)

    *to the tune of I believe I Can Fly*

    I believed I could read
    I believed I could turn the page
    I think about it every night and day
    Instead I chose to pee and play

    I believed I could soar
    I cant walk through library doors
    And even when I try to read a book
    I get mad and I sing this hook

    I believed I could read
    I want to know my ABC’s
    I could only to letter G
    Luckily, I know how to pee

    Hahahahaha….I am laughing at my dayum self over here!!

  • lean (Breaking the Monotony)

    I blame the parents….his parents…where was his guidance??? He must of grew up around ppl who didnt care for him which is SO SAD! But as an adult there is NO excuse! This is just laziness on his part! …I mean he had A LOT of time on his hands…with his career being in the toilet in all…he couldn’t find time to read????

  • MizASterling

    LOL @ Kami

  • Mama Mila

    You can tell he can’t read….just listen to his songs…..

  • bored enough for Bossip!!

    LMAO @ Kami

    But on a real note.. Your seriously telling me that with all the fame and $$ he couldn’t find 2 cents to rub together to get a teacher.. Um so does that mean he failed out of what? Grade school? – or was the school so bad that they didn’t care that he can’t read?
    He should have started with his own college fund before he started poppin out babies….

    How is he telling kids to do right when he didn’t get an education himself?!?!?!

  • drenk

    guess he never read the book “Tinkle goes in the Toilet”

  • Sanjor

    @Kami,
    ——————————–
    LMAO

  • I’m Just Me: KEEPING IT REAL SINCE 1983…NOW STOP… AND LET ‘EM SEE OUR BOOTY DROP!!

    @ DRENK

    LMAOOOOOOO!

  • Grlpower

    This article realy bothers me! There are plenty of African Americans out here that would love to further education, but unfortunately they don’t have the funds to do so, and here you have a man who has a significant amount of money who chooses to spend it on things of not great importance. On top of that he comes out and tells the world he can’t read and for people to stop “hatin on him”, please fool! Get your un-educated a@* up and get a proper education,

  • Trelawny

    There are different levels to reading just like there are different levels to math. Some of you who are making disparaging remarks…would have a tough time solving a word problem if I where to give one to you right now, because you can not read and comprehend on a high level.

  • statim08

    Ignoramus comments reign in here. Look at who your “stars” are. The sports players, rappers, singers who all focused their attention from an early age on the one skill they had to “make it” in society. I wouldn’t be surprised if a high percentage of these “stars” are themselves functionally illiterate. It’s called survival. And he simply told his story. And I applaud him.

  • Kami All Day (Haters give me Promo…..)

    @Trelawny:

    True. There are different levels. But I dont think reading is applicable simply because the only way you wont know how to read a word is one of which you have never seen before; words such as:

    -paucity
    -trachle
    -agroof
    -tremolo
    -chimera

    words like that. If you know how to read, you learn to sound out words you dont know.

    Math is different because there are different types of math. Algebra, Calculus, Logic, Fractions, trig etc….you are learning new ways of solving a problem with different rules and theorems, so to speak. So you are learning everyday in math.

    Reading is pretty easy if you know the basics of it. Sound it out! lol

  • LolaBaby

    Lmao @ Kami, girl my co-workers are looking at me all crazy. Thanks for the laugh.. :)

  • $$$=GOD in USA

    @kami=so funny gurl

    as i have said before

    AMERICA THE LAND OF IDIOTS.

    WHERE OUT DUMBEST ALWAYS GET THE BIGGEST SHINE!!!! FROM G BUSH TO BEYONCE TO R KELLY.

    WHILE WE ARE LEANING THE STANKY LEG OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RAISING PURE LEADERS AND INNOVATORS!!!

  • Trelawny

    @Kami All Day (Haters give me Promo…..) There is more to reading than just sounding out words

  • http://perryone779@yahoo.com rose by any other name

    He told the truth about hating.. hating is heavy.~ i agree with you on that ROb~!!

  • http://soundcloud.com/ggoodei-mc/tracks GGooDeiMC

    What in the same hell…reading to the kids??!

    R-Kelly/Reading to kids should be pronounced in the same sentence.

    BOGUISH!!

  • 1985

    “SIGH”

  • 1985

    He seems like he’s proud that he doesnt know how to read.

  • Jamaquina.Cubana

    I don’t want to hear ANYTHING from this rass! Never mind the ‘allegations’, his whole deameanor screams ‘illiterate-and-don’t-care’ for real!!

  • t

    im sorry i cannot applaud him for telling his story. he is too old and too rich to be illiterate. like serioously how is that possible today? idk what to say. pls learn. he need sto learn in jail like malcolm x did. i saw the tape

  • Kami All Day (Haters give me Promo…..)

    @Trelawny:

    Oh, I know that hun! I was an English major!

    For his sake, though, this is where he needs to begin. Sounding out words……

    I guess for me, reading and writing are, for a lack of a better word, EASY. I could see a word for the first time and pronounce it correctly. This is because if you know the basics, then everything else should be pretty damn easy.

    Maybe R.Kelly and Fantasia can take some classes together? Who knows.

  • wtfever

    LEAVE ROBERT ALONE, MILLIONS OF AMERCIANS ARE ILLITERATE AND WORK, LIVE ETC JUST LIKE THE REST OF US

  • kan’t read for shit…

    i ben lukkin’ fer a roll moddul!

  • MeMe

    @ Alrighty Then — I agree… how in the hell can you have that much money, walk around with that much bling, driving all those fancy cars, and cannot even read the fu@#king contracts you signed your name to? As Florida Evans said, “DAMN, DAMN, DAMN.” WTF, Kells…?! You could damn near buy a tutor for each subject you need help with…yet, you choose to look fly and be dumb. OMG.

  • juicyjessica101

    I really hope he gets himself some help. Its one thing to not be able to read…It quite another to get help. GET YOURSELF SOME EDUCATION…ASAP!!!

  • Jay32

    He probably can’t read as well as he wants to which is a damn shame but There ain’t no way in hell he would be able to write all of those great songs for himself and other artist if he couldn’t read.

  • Trelawny

    @ Kami All Day (Haters give me Promo…..) you majored in english. realy??? did you minor in math???

  • MochaDreams

    Just a child molester looking for sympathy… NEXT!!!

  • Darkesthourglass

    Didn’t Chris Rock or some black comedian once joke about giving a n*gga a book was like giving kryptonite to Superman? Noooooo!! Or if you wanna scare off a n*gga make him read for you? That’s what this thread reminds me of. How can you not know how to read? No wonder his vocabulary seems to limited. Poor thing, he’s really missing out.

  • drenk

    @ Darkesthourglass
    i think he said if you wanted to hide your money put it in books

  • SoooSassy

    Kellz is a clown. That;’s what’s wrong with this country. You’re paid, so you don’t need to know how to read! Lawd have mercy!!!

  • Kami All Day (Haters give me Promo…..)

    @Trelawny:

    *laughing*

    I probably the most realest person on this site.

    Admittingly enough, though, math was my least favorite subject. My favorites were Science and English.

    Now, I dont get why you have to TRY and play me since I made no ill comments towards you. Unless you are also illiterate and this hit a soft spot.

    And even so, your supposed “diss” really wasnt one because if you minor in something that means you are equipped mentally to take subject and possibly use it towards your career.

    But for you information, I majored in English and took a minor in setting retards straight. The BEST degree if you ask me!

    But for real though, my minor was in Public Relations/Communications.

    Toodles, hun!

  • Kami All Day (Haters give me Promo…..)

    *I’m

  • http://bossip researchingthetruth

    2 Kami…

    OMG…HONEY I AM AT WORK, I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING LIKE THAT….LOL

    @727.. I THINK THAT SHOULD BE A RAP SONG…BECAUSE WOW..U KILLED IT WITH THE TRUTH

    THE FACT THAT HE SAID THAT WITH NO SHAME IS HORRIBLE IN ITSELF…HE IS TOO DAMN OLD AND PAPERED UP FOR THAT ISH…HE SHOLD BE EMBARRASSED…IF R WAS LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY I GUARANTEE THAT COMMENT WILL NOT GET HIM ANY…

    ON ANOTHER NOTE, I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD LET THIS MAN AROUND ANY CHILD..BUT THAT IS OK HE CANT TELL THEM SAME LIES TO GOD

    AND THE SAD THING IS I WAS A DIE HARD R. KELLY FAN UNTIL ALL OF THIS ISH STARTED GOING ON…IF R WOULD HAVE ASKED ME I WOULD HAVE HELPED HIM LEARN HOW TO READ.

  • eyelashes77

    Reading is so fundamental it is ridiculous. I read a lot growing up as a young girl in a west indian family. I did not get to go outside and play, so i READ. I read everything. I was always at a higher grade reading level, where I had to go to the next class up during reading time. I was in academic english in high school. (my only honors class ever, by the way) As I got older, I would notice my peers would look down on my because I spoke ‘proper’. Being a black girl, that was like it was a put down. “You talk so proper…blah blah blah.” My mom would always tell me to say: “How am I supposed to sound?” It used to bother me, until I got older and realized I had an Ace in my pocket! Now I know I have an advantage in a job interview, or trying to get ANYTHING done on the phone, so on and so forth. People look at you different once you open your mouth and speak intelligent words, instead of slang and ebonics. Now, I love it! I love to see the surprise in peoples eyes, when they expect me to be an uneducated black woman who cannot articulate her thoughts! BAM! Then I drop them with the knowledge. So for all those women, girls, future leaders, who think is it cool to talk like you never had any grammar lessons…it will only be a burden in the future. Trust. Trust me on this. At 20 years old i would be sitting on the train going to work reading the Wall Street Journal. (Yes, my Econ class required it, but I actually understood all the articles) All the white folk would look at me in amazement. So Kells, my hope for you is that you stop glorifying the fact you are a functioning illiterate, and pick up a book. Till this day, I could spend $1,000 at a bookstore. I love books.
    FYI-My grandmother, who I have never met, is illiterate. She is from Guyana, where the girl children’s education(back in the day) gets put on a backburner. smh

  • messenger

    This is no news. I was looking at an interview he did over 15 years ago and I was turned off completely because he sounded like someone that had a limited attention span. Honestly, try telling someone they need to read when they’ve made millions w/o it and they see people with masters making less than 50gs. That is the real problem, he doesn’t “think” he needs to. People in his industry need to become their own advocates through education because if you don’t know how to read contracts, and have to trust what someone else is telling you. No telling what you may sign.

  • SouLKid

    Can Beyonce read?

  • fantasy

    this is old news. he doesnt write. he records his songs and provide artists with a recording.

  • http://bossip.com MzKat0517

    It’s not the point of R not knowing how to read, it’s the point of him making millions of dollars not knowing how to read, when we have ppl that have invested thousands of dollars for college and cant even get a job paying enough to live plus pay their loans back.

    Dont hate the man because he found a way to come up and succeeded. When the time is right, if it is important enough to him he will get around to learning to read.
    I’m not mad at him, I say do your thing R.
    And for those that think they are so smart, then they should figure out how to come up since they can read so well. I didnt know u could prove how smart you are by being on an entertainment blog using big words…..

    Chi town for LIFE.

  • http://bobolzfl@gmail.com Bob B

    He’s a Poet…The Best..a genius…The MAN

  • Nikki

    Well that explains why he thinks at 40+ he thinks it’s okay to sleep with 14 year olds and marry 15 year olds. Stupid ass. How you can’t read?

  • negativity 100% ignorant

    NOBODY WAS HATIN WHEN HE WAS WEARING THAT GOLD SHYT IN HIS HEAD WE WAS LAUGHING LMAO

  • Mama Cass

    @ Monica
    Who is Michelle Jackson?

  • frida

    Dear R Kelly,
    I may not agree with everything you do, however,
    it takes alot of courage to admit in public that you don’t read (and possibly have trouble reading), it’s never too late to learn. You can learn to read in a few months. If your reading level improves, please feel free to contact me, I would like to recommend some awsome books to you. I think
    that the songs your write have some prolific prose & I think it would make your song writing even better.
    Please continue to write & stay away from trouble.
    There is no shame in admitting one has difficulty reading.

  • http://my242.com/2009/10/r-kelly-talks-about-eating-chicken-flaming-hot-cheetos-and-his-maybach/ R Kelly Talks About Eating Chicken, Flaming Hot Cheetos and His Maybach – My 242

    [...] he can’t read, but he can operate a camera and a Maybach. R Kelly is an exhibitionist. [...]

  • Ash

    Eh y’all late then a motha! He openly admits to having poor grammar and reading skills many times before. He explained it’s because throughout his childhood he didn’t stay in one school. His mom, him and his two other siblings moved a lot due to poverty.

  • BBBEE25

    I think its admirable that he admits that he cannot read well. Back than a lot of kids concentrated more on sports (basketball and football) than their education. Kells is not the only one. America just recently took education seriously especially in the South. Football/Basketball was more important and they let athletes pass classes even if they couldn’t count, read, write etc. Who better to tell others to take education seriously than someone who has been through it, someone who cannot read.

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