Star Was Gettin Pimped for her Dough

Posted on April 27th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Divorces, News, Star Jones

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Here some more info on the obviously ridiculous marriage of Star Jones and Al Reynolds:

The beginning of the end was reportedly last summer in Saint-Tropez, where the couple loudly fought on the beach over Star being Al’s sugar mama. One friend recounted an incident where Al refused to pay for beach chairs, demanding that Star fork over the cash.

“She paid for everything. He never even took out his wallet. For the past year, the pair have been living separately, because of Al’s job as a professor of social science at Florida Memorial University in Miami Gardens. When he is in Miami, he’s always on the beach or at the pool at the Delano. Reynolds reportedly works on his tan all day, then parties hard at night. “He hits Mansion, Privé, Mokai and the Florida Room at the Delano four nights a week.”

“Al always has a posse of hot young dudes and scantily clad women with him. He brings strippers back from Gold Rush strip bar to the Delano and dirty dances all night long.”

We didn’t even know that little chump had a job. Those ‘hot young dudes’ statement sure does sound suspect this cat isn’t fooling anyone with his stripper shenanigans. Poor thang.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    None of this is news to anyone. Everything we have been saying about Al all along is just being confirmed. Now we just need a gay lover to come out of the woodwork.

  • Harlem World

    Duh.. She’s ugly as sin.

  • Rozza

    Star married a man that was not on her level financially, and he saw her vulnerabilities. She was an overweight woman who had fame, money, and a brain, and he was able to get in where he fit in.

    She did like a lot of people do when criticized for their choices – stick to their guns even when it is apparent that it is not a good thing. Al is a user whose half-assed attempts at being down low just made him all the more transparently and patently gay.

    I hope Star used her legal skills and followed her own advice – had an airtight pre-nup and a good circle of girlfirends that would whip his ass just as soon as look at him.

    This is where some good ride-or-die girlfriends come in real handy.

  • Wondering

    Al is a mess. I heard this was the reason for the divorce too. Even though Star makes more money, Al should pay for some stuff. Its only fair. My man makes way more money than me, but every once in a while I pay for stuff. Especially if it is important to him. Al needs to be alone for now.

  • Shay

    What black person works on their tan? Not saying some of us lighter folks don’t try to get them but I’ve never had to “work” on one. Silly O’fays.

    Other than that nonsense I believe it except for the scantily clad women.

  • Georgia On My Mind

    Who were the “scantily clad women” for ?

    Were they bait just to get more unsuspecting “hot young dudes”, to go home with him?

  • LACEY

    My sister once told my mother she had to go and get/work on a tan, my mother looked at her like she was crazy.

    We all bust out laughing.

  • Marquis de Sade

    LOL! It’s like I said before, I just love it how some of these (allegedly) intellegent sistas go from one extreme (THUG-WORSHIPPING) to the other extreme (FAG-WORSHIPPING) in the desperate pursuit of finding love and companionship…And scruples be damned.

  • Lili

    WAIT- She’s divorcing him because of MONEY– not because he’s GAY???!

    What a convenient excuse, Star…

  • crazy black lady

    star is no victim. she got what she deserved. i wouldn’t pay for anything if i had to sleep with a hippo!

  • Wondering

    I went to Miami with my 2 best friends for Spring Break. They are both biracial, and they spent the WHOLE trip tanning. I swear! Think about Alicia Keys when she’s really light, and then think of her when she’s tan. She looks better tan, and so do SOME black people. I’m brown, so I didn’t tan, I was playing in the water and got dark anyway. But some black people do tan. Many models do it, because it makes blemishes less visible.

  • whatitis

    Rozza you hit the nail on the head. Star was desperate. Too desperate to see through that man.

  • Skittles Lovers

    Everyone in my immediate family is light skinned, but like almost all black people we don’t need to bake out under the cancerous sun too get darker.

    We go out and walk around. No need to lay our ass out in a lawn chair or go get a spray on tan.

  • http://www.myspace.com/tearose33 TeaRose

    Poor Star…Hey shes a big gurl…Star knew what time it was…but I was NOT paying for everything I don’t care how much money I clocked…he better be working…

  • Lisa

    Who is THAT guy is the picture with the espresso cup in his hand. The look on his face is PRICELESS!

  • Lovely Brown

    I guess, I’m the only one that thought that this marriage was concocted by Star.

    I believe that she found this man, promised him some stuff to stay with her for awhile, and then maybe he was getting a little too wreckless for her taste; so, that’s why he’s getting the door.

    Still, I don’t think that Star was tricked by anybody, she knew what kind of man he was.

  • Lynnette

    I don’t know what is up with female bloggers. When the man makes more money than the woman it is expected for him to pay for everything if not most of it. When it is a woman w/ more money he is “suspect”. She knew that she’d be supportin’ the man. She exploited the relationship and like Ms. halle, cannot keep her big mouth shut and all for the relationship to have privacy. I’m sure her oversized ass will be on Oprah and anounce like Terry McMillan that Al is sooo gay & it was new to her. The man is not gay, he is likely metro sexual like George Clooney. In that case Halle’s man is gay. These rich women r now “paying” for their men so they can just say they “have a man”. Listen up women, u cannot buy love & happiness. yes, a man will lose interest in u if u have nothing but money & fame to offer!!!!

  • Buffalogirl

    First of all, Star is not fat anymore! She had the surgery, changed her eating habits and started to exercise. Second, yes, that dude was suspect from the get go! When EVERYBODY is saying that he’s not even on the DL, but prefers the pipe, it’s time to maybe reconsider those wedding plans, you know??

    BTW, I like to sit out in the sun when I’m on vacay. Nothing feels better than an hour under the sun, no worries, no work, only relaxation.

  • Karen

    What’s sad–and embarrassing for her, I’m sure–is the big to do she made about the wedding. Maybe she’s one of those women who just had to have the fairytale WEDDING she’d dreamed of as a child-with no thought to the actual MARRIAGE!

  • Rozza

    @marquis de sade: Stupid decisions are mad in moments of desperation and periods in life where we may not think there are other alternatives.

    I have never been married or had kids – that whole “biological clock” thing is nothing to me – I refuse to have to do the marriage thing more than once. With that said, many women overlook the dangherous just to get the title of “wife”.

    @the weekend is over: You are very correct! All for image. Too many women force men who aren’t ready or aren’t for them into sham public relationships just to show they can be loved or adored.

    I hope Al and Antwan will be very happy together dancing to RuPaul and voguing all over the place!

  • so 510 bay

    lmao look how that guy in the beach chair star bout is eyein her man… too funny

  • getyourhandouttamypocket

    Shay

    What black person works on their tan? Not saying some of us lighter folks don’t try to get them but I’ve never had to “work” on one. Silly O’fays.

    ————–

    I know you didn’t just write “O’fays”!!! LMAO!!!

  • getyourhandouttamypocket

    Karen

    What’s sad–and embarrassing for her, I’m sure–is the big to do she made about the wedding. Maybe she’s one of those women who just had to have the fairytale WEDDING she’d dreamed of as a child-with no thought to the actual MARRIAGE!

    —————–

    You are so right. It seems like many women who marry later in life (close to 40 or so) have these blow-out weddings and don’t think about life after the honeymoon.

  • Ty

    STAR WILL FOREVER BE THE FAT GIRL! ANYONE WHO IS SUPPOSE TO BE SO INTELLIGENT & ALLOWS HERSELF TO GET SO BIG IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF VIEWERS FOR 9YRS IS PATHETIC. SHE HAS NO SELF RESPECT OR SELF CONTROL.

    she only lost weight when she met big gay Al. Not for herself or health, but for a man.

  • Rozza

    @ do dirty: LMBAO!!! Stevie Wonder!?!? Pure comedy!

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    I’M SURE THE THE ACLU AND REV. AL WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT ARMING THE POLICE WITH SEMI-AUTOMATIC WEAPONS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GUNNING DOWN BLACK GANGBANGERS. I BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A FACTION OF THE NEGROE POPULATION THAT DUE TO THEIR GENETIC PREDISPOSITION TO GIVE IN TO THEIR MORE SAVAGE URGES, SHOULD BE SHIPPED TO THE DEEPEST PART OF AFRICA, WHERE THEY CAN ROAM FREE AND UNFETTERED BY THE CIVILIZED CONFINES OF THIS COUNTRY.

  • Somer

    I love the ET is showing the clips right before wedding when she was acting such a damn fool. When she was describing how they met at an industry party (Alicia Key’s CD release party) he grabbed Star’s hand as she walked right past & he said, “Your not going to walk right past me?” With all those beautiful women there, Star convinced herself that he was so smitten over her big fat ass! What Al saw was the biggest trick in the room……..and he was right on point. He never wanted her, he wanted her connections & lifestyle.

    Then her people had the audacity to put that old ass pic out of her & D.Wade to increase her stock value now that she is single. Dwayne don’t want that obese size, old ass, DL hitting coochie.

  • Rozza

    @Sydney: As if Police Officers need more guns. Historically, where police arsenals are more powerful, the officers are more trigger happy and prone to making fatal errors.

    Sadly, with the events in the past two decades involving the police, trust and respect for officers of the law is dwindling, and it is getting scarier and scarier just to be an ordinary citizen. And if you are Black, you are never an ordinary citizen.

  • Brooklyn, Stand Up!

    *test*

  • http://Myspace.com/sybilblaize Sybil Blaize

    LOLL lmao the women were bait for the men cause we all know that gay men love straight men ….. Ah poor star i feel bad for her, we get atleast a lil desperate when iit comes to Men but u cant b too stupiid.

  • Sydney

    @6am

    I cannot advocate for sterilization, but I do think we need we need to take a closer look at the repercussions of socioeconomic challenges within our community. And with our nation sinking deeper into a recession, I’m very concerned about the disproportionate impact of poverty and unemployment among African Americans.

    This is from a New York Times article today:

    “A reinvigorated gang war over territory south and west of downtown is at least partly to blame for the rising mayhem that is ensnarling ever-younger schoolchildren on neighborhood battlefields. An overwhelming majority of Chicago’s public school students — some 85 percent, according to federal statistics — live in poverty. Some find respite only at school.”

    @Rozza

    I agree with you — putting semiautomatic weapons in the hands of officers could turn out to be disastrous.

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    @ 6AM

    AS ALWAYS, YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWLESS. MAY I SUGGEST MOGADISHU? IT WOULD BE MOST ENTERTAINING TO SEE THESE HOMEGROWN MISCREANTS GO UP AGAINST THE LOCALS OF SOMALIA.

  • Brooklyn, Stand Up!

    What a Clown. A real man doesn’t let a woman pay for everything. *Definitely Gay*

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    I WOULD SUGGEST BRINGING IN THE NATIONAL GUARD FOR STRATEGIC STRIKES. ROUND UP ALL OF THESE GANGBANGERS FOR ORDERLY DISPOSAL…AFTERALL, WOULD THEIR DEMISE BE A GREAT LOSS TO HUMANITY? I THINK NOT. SELECTIVE STERILIZATION SHOULD ALSO BE PUT ON THE TABLE FOR FUTURE CONSIDERATION.

  • Brooklyn, Stand Up!

    He probably wears her panties also.

  • Rozza

    Al not only used Star, but I can guarantee that he laughed about it to all of his friends and lived it up on her dime. And that guy in the beach picture with Al and Star is just not looking right! He is at the beach, “laying up” aqnd sipping hot ass tea, while both of them ignore Star.

    He is a loser and I hope Star is leaving because she woke the hell up! Kick him and his “boy” square in the taint!

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    Big gay Al will get reap what he sows… Karma ain’t nothing nice.

  • bree

    Looking at Star now she has alot of loose skin and Her titties are sagging something awful bad, what I’d suggest is Star not sunbath on the beach because not too many people like the smell of bacon frying while trying to get a suntan.

    6am, the right answers at the right time………..

    ***DEAD***

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    @ 6AM

    ACTUALLY I’M SURPRISED AT HOW MILQUETOAST SOME OF YOUR SOLUTIONS ARE. IT’S 2008, HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THESE ANIMALS TO EVOLVE AND GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER? SINCE THESE ANIMALS HAVE LITTLE REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE, I SAY GO FOR THE JUGULAR. YOUR INITIAL SOLUTION, ADVOCATING STERILIZATION IS QUITE VIABLE. I’M OF THE BELIEF THAT COUPLES SHOULD NOT ONLY BE MARRIED TO PROCREATE, BUT ALSO BE REQUIRED TO ATTAIN A LICENSE TO HAVE CHILDREN.

  • Oncle Julian

    I think thats his gay lover sipping the drink between them on the photo. Suspect I say.

  • Sydney

    @6am

    It’s not that I think your solutions are harsh (but, let’s be honest, some of them are, in addition to being unrealistic), I just don’t think they are a viable approach to these critical issues. I do concur that the emphasis among some of us on materialism and “pimp” culture has eroded our moral center, thus making it easier for some of us to engage in very damaging, and criminal, behaviors. And I fear that with the number of single parent households at a high among blacks, these challenges will continue to perpetuate themselves as children lack the proper guidance to become emotionally healthy, productive citizens.

    I think I’m going to dip back out now, but it was nice to talk with you, albeit briefly, and I hope you jump into one of our nighttime discussions again soon. :)

  • Lovely Brown

    I have long thought that the so-called gangstas should be drafted into the military.

    I mean, they want to shoot and take innocent lives. So, what’s a more appropropriate place than the Middle East?

  • Lovely Brown

    **appropriate** :-)

  • Lovely Brown

    No, the police were called, because there were so many of them. There were like 4 police cars out there.

    But, all the police did was tell them to disperse and go home.

    I mean, it irks me to no end to see kids walking around at night like that—that’s just ridiculous.

    And I agree that parents should be held fully accountable for their children’s reckless behavior.

  • Sydney

    OK, last message. . .

    @6am

    Yes, someone has to do something, and, yes, apathy and negative influences are a pervasive problem in our community. I keep thinking that maybe it will take some of us hitting rock-bottom before we will finally take the steps to improve our lives. I also read a story today in the New York Times today about Korean schools that are churning out Ivy League students. We are steadily being left behind and destroying ourselves and each other. This has to end.

  • Marquis de Sade

    @ 6am

    You’d have my vote, as long as you appoint me as your Crime Czar. My approach would involve a zero tolerance policy in regards to gang banging and drug dealing across all racial devides, and forced sterilization to all offenders.

  • Marquis de Sade

    Ooops! *divides*

  • Sydney

    *rock bottom*/*read a story today in the New York Times about* Please pardon the typos.

    Hi, Marquis! I hope you’re having a great weekend. Ciao :)

  • Lovely Brown

    Yes, Sydney, the reason why American students are so far behind is because education is the first priority overseas—especially, in Asia.

    To them, there is nothing that is more important in a child’s life than their school work. I mean, they are groomed to be hard workers.

    We, Americans, on the other hand, have too many distractions and priviledges, so that is why we will continue to be low on the totem pole.

  • And…..

    I don’t get women like Starr and Terry McMillian. As a women, how are you attracted to men who are more feminine and glossier than you are, and NOT question their sexuality. Come on!

    And I thought Al was a big time “investment banker/financier” or some stuff. Where’s his money? ANd why is he teaching “social science” instead banking/business administration. His ass has been suspect in more than 1 way.

  • Sunshine

    Marquis de Sade

    LOL! It’s like I said before, I just love it how some of these (allegedly) intellegent sistas go from one extreme (THUG-WORSHIPPING) to the other extreme (FAG-WORSHIPPING) in the desperate pursuit of finding love and companionship…And scruples be damned.

    *********************************************

    No Marquis the problem is that these educated financially secure sistas waste their time marrying BLACK MEN that is the causes of Stars problems!!

    Star strikes me as the type of educated woman who unfortunately thinks being “PRO BLACK” meant she had to marry a black man…it’s impossible that Star with all her Hollywood connections could not figure out that her husband Ms. Al was GAY!!

    Another damned Terri McMillan!

  • Marquis de Sade

    @ Sunshine

    LOL! Well if it isn’t one my favorite clueless hoodrats, Sunshine. I see that you’re still subscribing to the “SMDH” way of thinking. What is it with some of you black women? It’s like some of you are allergic to the term “PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY”. If you’re so educated and intelligent, why do you constantly play the PREMEDITATED VICTIM. Grow up!

  • http://www.selectappraisalonline.com Kimmie in Cleveland

    Star Jones is a person who enjoyed gossiping about other people’s lives on T.V.

    Now, she has become the subject of the same kind of mean and vicious gossip that she helped to spread. She used her own personal life as a promotional tool for her career, and it worked, until there was such a backlash against her.She acted like an absolute fool over Al, and it cost her the best job she has ever had.

    It is hard to feel sorry for her when she has been so smug and braggish over the years. I like seeing people be successful, but not conceited.

    And her personality has changed since her weight loss(not for the better).

    Star used to brag about how successful Al was, and that he worked for a big investment firm. Then a story came out that he quit his job, shortly after marrying her. The writing was on the wall, IMO, and she should have realized what was up a long time ago.

    She clearly made a mistake. But if she had not been so busy minding other celebrities’ business, she might not have gotten taken for a such a ride.

    Next time, she should try to find someone who is of her same social and economic standing, and not be so impressed with good-looks and phony charm.

  • Lovely Brown

    Well, maybe she purposely did not look for someone who was of her same social and economic standing. I don’t buy that Star was blinded by love.

    She, and he, knew what was up. It was arranged, and now they are both moving on—end of story.

  • Aoki Lee

    Regarding this post…it’s well known that Al frequents the Turkish bath Houses around NYC- He’s legendary!

    “I hope Al and Antwan will be very happy together dancing to RuPaul and voguing all over the place” That’s Funny!!!

  • ignant

    why is everyone hating on Star. Yes, she got to be quite annoying on ‘the view’ and it was a bit embarrassing that she put her wedding up for sale. But she made it clear that she knew about Al’s lifestyle before the wedding. Its seems that she wanted the companionship. A lot of marriages are just that, companionship arrangements, after a few years anyway.

  • Aoki Lee

    @6am- Lol, What’s your stand on immigration?

    There are too many illegal immigrants in NYC. These people come to America & breed like cock-roaches! I saw this woman no lie she had a baby in her belly a small child walking beside her & she was pushing a stroller which held a toddler & a resting infant!!

    These days you can’t go into a laundromat without them turning it into a 12 ring circus! {kids running everywhere fat squat out of shape women screaming in spanish, babies crying, folks turning the tv stations to TeleMundo} it’s ridiculous that I live in America & I need to hit the pound button to speak to a service rep in ENGLISH???

    Also- these are the fools who abuse the welfare system…they refuse to learn English so that they can claim their inability to work but yet these same fools work off the books earning tax free income!! We are the ones who are suckers we work & the goverment takes our money just to enable these low lifes to get welfare. Then these kids grow into gang members shooting & killing our decent black college students like them savages did in NJ!!

    The crazy part is that when they caught one of the gang members {here illegally btw} he claimed he wanted to be deported back to his homeland MEXICO!!

  • Lisa Manso

    @Rozza -

    i’m dying over here .. that hot azz tea and that shady look he’s giving Al .. star could kill Al .. too funny!

  • Lisa Manso

    @Rozza -

    i’m dying over here .. that hot azz tea and that shady look he’s giving Al .. star could choke Al .. too funny!

  • Topaz

    @6am

    According to the Constitution, you only have to be 35 to be president. So, the sooner you run, the better. :)

  • buttercoated

    I do not doubt that “money” did not play a part in this divorce. Marriages are based on items, mind, and sex … anyway. One thing Star is right about and that is privacy and the fact that anyone’s departure from their marriage is tough. She is a “STAR”, and that is just not in NAME only.

  • Rozza

    @Marquis: Wow. The solution isn’t abandoning Black men, it is making the decision to wait for, date, and marry the RIGHT Black man. Personally – I like to think I have a finely tuned “gaydar”, and someone as obvious as Al would have set off bells and whistles all over the damn place.

    I bet that everyone in the room who knew Al knew what he was up to when he met Star, but thought she was smarter than the average bear. Just goes to show that sometimes smarts and money can’t always overcome insecurity and desperation.

    A little advice: when a man tries to come at you wearing lace shoe strings, rainbow pants, and a shiny S-curl, please just say no. It cannot end well. Honestly.

    I have missed talking with you, Marquis, honey!

  • Its6amHogetOut

    LOL at Just Keeping it real!

    I am black luv, I posted that long ass name in response to the things that uneducated sista’s do, and why does the woman i’m talking about have to be black? You really need to think outside the box.

    I only have to be 35 to run for President? damn now i’m scared, my views are a mixture of moderate to conservative.

    @ Aoki Lee,

    I feel your pain on that illegal alien issue luv, its a shame that people can just come into this country, give birth multiple times, no worry about any laws they may be breaking, dont pay any taxes, overburden the social programs and schools meant to help real americans, crowd an already crowded neighborhood and thumb their noses at the legal system.

    What you have to do is what Arizona just did, fine anybody who rents apartments to illegals, revoke the business license of anyone who employs them, and impound all those illegal taco trucks and sidewalk fruit stands that illegally compete with legitimate businesses. yes you’ll be called a racist and insensitive, but you’d be doing the right thing, we have procedures and laws on the books that have to be enforced to enter this country!

    Its not right for people who are here illegally to affect your style of life, its just wrong, we’re the only country in the world where illegal aliens dont fear getting caught and deported, they cant biuld that wall fast enough for me. Fortunately here in Honolulu we dont have the problems you have on the mainland, its too far a journey for them to get here and if they did I’d be one of the first to start the petition!

    Hope that explains my position!

    6am for president!

  • De

    Is that dude in the picture, the one sipping chamomile tea, Al’s good friend?

  • Corey

    All I wanna know is what’s up with Big Gay Al’s shoes!?!?!?

  • ThatBKChick

    I don’t know, this is what women who do not have confidence in themselves settle for, men that are not on the same “level playing field”. Terry McMillian and now Star Jones to name a few. I do not have any sympathy for Star at all. The whole relationship from the jump off was a farce, thus, this was inevitable to be doomed. She should not had lost so much weight…now look at her..looking like a burnt soggy ass california raisin. SMDH! NO SYMPATHY…Star could had and should had done better for herself!

  • PS is Hot

    Another Terry McMillan she should of took notes from her!

  • as seen on t.v.

    star knew that this man was a blister from the beginning…she got what she paid for…

  • Marquis de Sade

    @ Rozza

    Hi. That was Sunshine who suggested that black women abandon black men

    “No Marquis the problem is that these educated financially secure sistas waste their time marrying BLACK MEN that is the causes of Stars problems!!

    Star strikes me as the type of educated woman who unfortunately thinks being “PRO BLACK” meant she had to marry a black man…it’s impossible that Star with all her Hollywood connections could not figure out that her husband Ms. Al was GAY!!

    Another damned Terri McMillan!”

  • Its6amHogetOut

    Star is gonna marry Reuben Studdard next, mark my words!

  • ARTOFWAR

    @ SHERMAN B. Y.T…… It is swine such as yourself. That bring out some of the very same urges that you have so ill-favored depicted. Out in me. For swine, were made for slaughter. ARTOFWAR

  • Rozza

    @Marquis: That is some crazy mess that can’t even be logically quantified. Black men do not cause a Black woman’s problem. Some Black women may choose Black men that have problems and have even indicated that they are not a good catch at that time.

    I love me some Black men, but just because he is Black does not mean I have to settle for duds. There are Black male duds, White ones, Hispanic ones, and Oriental ones. And some retarded Sisters out there as well.

    Star Jones and Teri McMillan aren’t the only Sisters who went with screwed up men just to be loved. Look at Janet, Halle, and other Sisters who can’t seem to make the right male choices. Not overweight, beautiful, rich, and talented, but still made choices that just screamed “Dumbass”.

    Sunshine needs some therapy, I think. Other than that, how are you doing Marquis? How’s work?

  • Rozza

    @6am: I heard Reuben is single! Both of them have loose skin, and weight issues. One never knows! LOL!!!

  • Rozza

    @6am: What will be your presidential platform?

  • Marquis de Sade

    @ Rozza

    Work is extremely busy. In fact i’m currently at work now, due to a backlog of indexing i have to catch up on because of a side project i was assigned to, took up more time than i anticipated. How’s things with you?

  • Boomboomroom

    Star sure knows how to pick ‘em.

  • Rozza

    @Marquis:

    I have a new job that is wonderful! I did it smartly – didn’t leave the old one before securing a new one. I am working on some very rewarding and involved projects and I am loving what I do. I hope catching up doesn’t cause you to lose too much rest. Can’t have my e-crush walking around tired with circles under his eyes.

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    @ ARTOFWAR

    HUSH AND LEARN YOUR PLACE BOY. IN THE COMING END OF DAYS, YOU AND YOUR FELLOW LIKE-MINDED BONES WILL BUILD MY PALACES, YOUR EYES STUD MY CROWN. FOR I AM SHERMAN! THE TRUE GOD OF WAR! AND I WILL CUT YOU DOWN!

  • Marquis de Sade

    @ Rozza

    I hope to be finish by 10 tonight, but it ain’t looking encouraging. Congratulations on the new job though. It’s nice to find a new gig that you actuall enjoy. Oh well, back to the grindstone. Ciao!

  • Rozza

    A god of war named Sherman. Not a name that strikes fear and awe in anybody’s heart. Say it out loud – Sherman the God of War. Nope, not feeling it, huh? Might as well be named Cletis, or something like that.

    Go get tea-bagged.

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    @ ROZZA

    HAVE A CARE FOOLISH FEMALE. IT IS UNWISE TO FAN THE EMBERS OF MY WRATH! AND TO THINK, AT ONE TIME I WAS CONSIDERING INVITING YOU BE ONE OF MY ROYAL CONCUBINES AND BEDWARMERS.

  • Rozza

    @Sherman -

    You are already a royal ass. And you obviously have issues where you aren’t enough to satisfy just one woman and you dare to gather several women to laugh at the spectacle that would be “Sherman, the God of War.” Hell – I really don’t know any women, straight ones anyway, that would even think of treating someone named Sherman to any punnanny…

    I am laughing right now – thank you for the laughs, though.

  • ecklecti1

    SHE’S UGLY, HE’S GAY AND WEIRD, SHE KNEW THAT FROM DAY ON… HE WAS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR FROM DAY ONE… JUST THANK GOD THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY CHILDREN!!

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    @ ROZZA

    YOUR LOSS. I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE BEST THREE AND A HALF MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE, BEFORE I ROLLED OVER AND DRY-HEAVED MYSELF TO SLEEP.

  • Rozza

    Ah Sherman, you give yourself too much credit – three and a half minutes?!?!? Wow.

    You might be dry heaving, but I am sure the woman that allows you to rut on top of her would probably be in the fetal position in the shower under scalding water, feeling she will never again be clean. She would quite possibly have the stench of your sweat and bodily secretions in her nostrils for a long time, and will need extensive shock therapy and isolation in a rehabilitation center to feel whole again one day.

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    @ ROZZA

    SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? YOU WOULD GIVE UP THREE AND A HALF MINUTES OF SEXUAL SPLENDOR WITH THE GOD OF WAR FOR FEAR THAT I DON’T PRACTICE PROPER HYGIENE? WELL LET ME PUT YOUR FEARS TO REST. I’M A GOD! I SMELL LIKE NIRVANA. NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT OUT THE WAY, WHAT POSITION WOULD YOU PREFER IN MY ROYAL BEDCHAMBERS? MISSIONARY? REVERSE COWGIRL? OR DOGGIE STYLE?

  • Rozza

    I can hear your voice cracking as you scream about your sexual prowess. Now – go put your chubby away and getsome sleep. Must be past the god of war’s bedtime or curfew.

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    @ ROZZA

    I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PLAY HARD TO GET. BUT NO MATTER, YOU ARE MY DESIGNATED PREY WHO IS DESTINED TO BE THE RECIPIENT OF MY ROYAL SEED. AFTER I PLEASURE YOU, YOU WILL LAY SWOONING IN SEXUAL BLISS LIKE ALL MY OTHER LUCKY VICTIMS OF MY CARNAL PROWESS.

  • Rozza

    By the way – victims don’t swoon. They pass out or go numb.

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    @ ROZZA

    JUST THE ONES WHO CAN’T HANDLE MY FOUR AND A HALF INCH WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION!

  • Rozza

    Now – I know you are not trying to come at somebody with your little Tom Thumb.

  • SHERMAN B. Y.T.

    @ ROZZA

    IT’S THE QUALITY, NOT THE QUANTITY, O’ EMASCULATOR OF MY LOINS.

  • kigali

    @Lovely Brown,

    “I mean, they want to shoot and take innocent lives. So, what’s a more appropropriate place than the Middle East?”

    The Middle East is an appropriate place to take innocent lives? And this makes you better than Chicago gangbangers because…?

  • kigali

    @Lovely Brown,

    “We, Americans, on the other hand, have too many distractions and priviledges, so that is why we will continue to be low on the totem pole.”

    Actually Americans arent on the low end of the totem pole. You must not know much about Asia, specifically China. Americans still have the higest standard of living, the largest income, the freest people, the most creative and dynamic, the highest literacy rate, etc. China, among others executes thousands of people for political crimes, is about to extinguish Tibet, and is the grosest human rights violators and willing to provide diplomatic cover to some of the worst regimes in the world, i.e. Sudan.

    Yes, there are many aspects of Chinese culture that are admirable. In terms of their civilization, China is unbeatable but dont ignore her modern realities because there are really smart Chinese kids. They deserve the same freedoms and priveledges that we take for granted.

    Ah do you remember Tiananmen Sqaure? Remember what that was all about?

  • mytwocents

    I thought Star was a liberated women. She made the most money so why shouldn’t she pay for everything. She wouldn’t have a problem is the shoe was on the other foot. Her greedy a.ss was just used to getting every thing free like here corporate sponsored sham of a wedding.

  • kigali

    @Smiley Face,

    Wah wah wah. Cry baby cry baby. Cant counter my argument so you call me names. Boo hoo. Maybe if you werent so suspicious of dem folks wit dem books and all dem big ol words talkin all fancy like, you’d be able say something other than, “…bleeding heart, pseudo intellectual, pinko liberal faggot!” and “…privileged elitist white liberal…”

    LOL. Come to my hood in South Central so I can run you over with my Volvo while sipping my latte on my way to my yoga class.

  • Smiley Face

    @ kigali

    Then i suggests you take your pretentious poetry slam recitin’ black ass to Leimert Park with the rest of the idealistic boho wannabes’ and wax poetic about piss poor mexican immigrant and their anchor babies…And while you’re at, why don’t you venture down to So. Central or Harbor Gate where your beloved mexicans are channeling their inner Nazi-ism with their version of ethnic cleansing of the few brothas and sistas’ who had the misfortune of not moving out when the getting was good.

  • ToadUso

    The Hodashians, can’t help themselves, once u go black, ain’t no turning back….

  • http://www.myspace.com/shamecatierrajackson ms meca

    those shoes are a mess of course everybody dont wear forces but dayum he coulda had on n e kinda fresh shoess if he was so called pimpin her lik they say…..

  • REAL2REELVISIONS

    Poor star, she shoulda dated someone like Weather man Al Roker. Im sure they would have still been married.

    Check out this artist @

    http://www.myspace.com/egocartelmusic

  • Map

    Both are a mess. SMH.

  • CAT EYES

    STAR IS A LAWYER AND I KNOW HER PRE-NUP IS AIRTIGHT

  • http://www.myspace.com/feminynfire Insatiable_qt

    The guy in the beach chair…too funny!!!

  • Stacey

    That’s funny, My sister is a graduate of FL MO (Florida MemoriaL) and she said that place is overflowing with gays now. They say he hangs out with all the gays. I feel sorry for Star, she was just wanting what all girls want. Their prince charming

  • JUST KEEPING IT REAL !!

    DAMNNNNNN

  • j

    ha did anyone notice how tight he pulled those shoe laces! OTFLMBAO!!!!!!

  • j

    I sure as hell hope Suga Mama, I mean Star had a pre-nup!

  • Lovely Brown

    kigali, like I stated before, Bush is insistent on continuing this war. The soldiers that are over in the Middle East are already killing innocent people–which I don’t condone–so, why not throw people over there who are already killers.

    I mean, what else are we to do with these gangbangers? And realistically, the war isn’t going to be over any time soon.

    So, if Bush wants to continue this nonsense, put the people who don’t have anything else worthwhile going on their lives over there, don’t keep them here in a system that will do nothing, but teach them how to be bigger and better criminals.

  • Sick of haters

    @kigali

    Get him!!! I love an intelligent man who can soundly state his arguments without namecalling. Lovely

    @reel2reelvisions

    Al Roker has been married to Debra Roberts(ABC) for quite some time.

  • http://dwinston1@yahoo.com MS. ATL

    Well the word out Star is going with Dewayne Wade the Basketball star.

  • http://dwinston1@yahoo.com MS. ATL

    Wade divorced his wife and she divorced Al. We will see where this will go.

  • Aoki Lee

    kigali- I don’t normally say this but…STFU first of all I was NOT talking to YOU!!

    Secondly if you do not like my post SKIP OVER IT STUPID!!!

  • http://dwinston1@yahoo.com MS. ATL

    Al has been seen Hanging with Eddie Murphy and Johnny Gill, Wonder what that’s all about.

  • Aoki Lee

    Its6amHogetOut

    @Aoki Lee

    I feel your pain on that illegal alien issue luv, its a shame that people can just come into this country, give birth multiple times, no worry about any laws they may be breaking, dont pay any taxes, overburden the social programs and schools meant to help real americans, crowd an already crowded neighborhood and thumb their noses at the legal system.

    What you have to do is what Arizona just did, fine anybody who rents apartments to illegals, revoke the business license of anyone who employs them, and impound all those illegal taco trucks and sidewalk fruit stands that illegally compete with legitimate businesses. yes you’ll be called a racist and insensitive, but you’d be doing the right thing, we have procedures and laws on the books that have to be enforced to enter this country!

    Its not right for people who are here illegally to affect your style of life, its just wrong, we’re the only country in the world where illegal aliens dont fear getting caught and deported, they cant biuld that wall fast enough for me. Fortunately here in Honolulu we dont have the problems you have on the mainland, its too far a journey for them to get here and if they did I’d be one of the first to start the petition!

    Hope that explains my position!

    ———————————————–

    Yes I agree as well but, don’t get too comfortable it’s just a matter of time before the cockroaches figure out a way to make it to your neighborhood!

  • JAD

    He needs to come out of the closet.

  • kigali

    @Sick of Hater,

    I am a chick.

  • kigali

    @Lovely Brown,

    You implied that it was wrong for gangbangers in this country to shoot and kill innocents so they should do it somewhere else. Why would you want innocence killed somewhere else?

  • kigali

    @Aoki Lee,

    Youre still a douche bag and I’d rather support Mexican coachroaches. Atleast they are productive.

  • ARTOFWAR

    @SHEMAN B.Y.T It is with complete certainty, that if we were face, to face, you would not allow those words to ever escape from your face. With complete certainty, I say this. In fact, I am willing to bet your life on this. For I am not just, ART OF WAR I AM—- GOD E.

  • KiKi

    @kigali

    “Come to my hood in South Central so I can run you over with my Volvo while sipping my latte on my way to my yoga class.”

    priceless…

  • DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    K-FRAUD’S STAND UP!!!

    GET THEM STACKS DUDES!!!

    I MEAN… RICH GIRLS NEED “LOVE” TOO!!!!!!!

  • The Bear

    Al look like he borrowed Star’s sneakers for this photo.

  • The One

    Amen

  • PIMP DADDY

    that ugly ex mammoth was lucky to get some dick.i bet when she undress excess fat just hits the floor iiiigg.al told me that he could’nt take it no more he said when star sleeps she burps and farts the whole night.

  • PIMP DADDY

    that ugly ex mammoth was lucky to get some dick.i bet when she undress excess fat just hits the floor iiiigg.al told me that he could’nt take it no more he said when star sleeps she burps and farts the whole night.

  • Nu

    SMH, I don’t even know what to say on this one.

    On the subject of black folk tanning, I go on holiday on a regular 3 or 4 times a year to tan; I love dark skin and that dark tan that just glows.

  • Aoki Lee

    kigali- Lol you sure are one stupid cockroach!!!

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    Love in Hollywood does not exist

    Fact

  • MS ROBIN

    IM SO SPEECHLESS, ALL THE SCHOOLING AND HER DUMB AS MARRIED AN DLB. ONE THING I’M NOT SPECHLESS ABOUT STAR GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS AND GET TESTED PLEASE B***CH.

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