Monday, May 5th, 2008

Certified Banger

Posted by Bossip Staff

Selita Ebanks 51

Nicks former jawn Selita Ebanks is featured in the most recent edition of Sports Illustrated. She’s looking mighty edible – gotta wonder if ole Nick’s having any regrets right about now.

Selita Ebanks 52Selita Ebanks 53Selita Ebanks 54Selita Ebanks 55

More eye candy just underneath the hood

Selita Ebanks 56Selita Ebanks 57Selita Ebanks 58

Shout out to ICEDOTCOM

Comments(67) on “Certified Banger”

  1. lisalisa

    WHy would he have regrets when he is married to Mariah who looks just as good (since the weight loss) and is much, much richer?

  2. Cage

    I’d pipe…..

  3. sexynrg

    nice

  4. drew

    I’ll take Mariah

  5. fsfeioreg

    she is pretty and hot,right?

    She is a hot member of a celeb dating club ” Marrym ill io na i re.co m ” It was said that she wanna seek for rich man to date. Who will be the lucky rich man?

  6. SoSo

    first off imma say I AM NOT HATING. There is something off about her. Its not that she’s ugly but I dont look at her like she’s GORGEOUS. She pretty but I dont see the big deal.

  7. def

    She is so pretty.I am crazy about her. I saw her many times in the famous dating site Blackmatching.com? She always dating some sexy play boys in this site. That is so wonderful.


  8. Thx for the shout Bossip, much appreciated.

  9. Sir Left Foot Lucious (fka Keepin' It Real - D'Original)

    @Bossip

    Thank You…

  10. Miss Lady Jordan

    @ SoSO

    I agree with you…not hating either..but she is not the prettiest…she’s got an alright body with a cute face..but gorgeous? nahhh I think the only thing that makes her attractive is her pretty skin color

  11. YAHH!! TRICK!! YAHHHHH!!!

    mariah is better. eventhough shes older, she’s better. it make that mimi scream.

  12. $m♥K.E.Y.

    SOSO

    Hi!

    you know what they say: beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

  13. Miami

    Add me to the list who ain’t hating but don’t think she’s all that. Mariah is a better catch if we’re just talking looks.

  14. SoSo

    Good morning smokey! i like the new gravie.


  15. GLADITSNIGHT.COM

    GLADITSNIGHT.COM

    GLADITSNIGHT.COM

    GLADITSNIGHT.COM

    GLADITSNIGHT.COM

    GLADITSNIGHT.COM


  16. why the fuc* would he care about her and he just snabbed a 50-100 million dollar hottie with no prenup!!! does that make sense to anyone!!! i think not who cares about the alien head *****!!!

  17. Karen

    Bossip………………..now she is a certified banger?………………all the other post about Selita is geared towards her head, forehead, and how skinny she is………..one minute she “waterhead” and the next minute she a “certified banger” please make up your mind.


  18. LOL yer I think Mariah is better hands down, Selita is pretty though im not hating ;-) but yer like SoSo said I dont see what the big deal is.

  19. soulwoman

    I think she looks good. Why does it always have to be about who looks better, or who has more money…where does chemistry come into play when it comes to a relationship? There is always going to be somebody that looks better, so if that’s what youre looking for you will never be happy. That’s why people have such a hard time finding a mate because their looking for all the wrong things.


  20. @ karen… i can clear that up for you RIGHT NOW, SHE IS NOT A CERTIFIED BANGER!!!! AT ALL

  21. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    I doubt Nick is regretting anything. Last time I checked, Selita was “just” a Victoria’s Secret model looking to upgrade from D to B list celeb? Mariah is definitely holding her own…so regrets…nah, I doubt it!!

  22. bree

    she needs to hire this makeup staff full time, bcuz she be lookin a h.a.m in the victoria secret catalogues

  23. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    oops, should have been an exclamation point, not question mark…typing too fast.

  24. kena1908

    I love her photos! At first, I thought Selita was a pretty girl but she wasn’t photgraphing well. Now though, I think that SI has really captured her beauty.

  25. Lovely One

    “Mariah is better” ARE YALL SERIOUS… Mariah is a 40 yr old dressing like she’s 22. Mariah’s body is OKAY not hot and definitely not sexy. Mariah face is not even that cute.

    Sorry, Selita got this one. Selita looks good. Give the girl her props!!!

  26. cherry

  27. Nick is probably like ok I hit it and? He hit Christina Milian as well, apparently Nick is doing something right! People may call him corny, but dude is about his bizness.

  28. szo

    @Star *****s call him corny but he on a crazy run when it comes to baggin dimes get em nick!

  29. Essie

    If you need plastic surgery cost cut 30-40% you can sign up to ASI healthcare savings plan. My bestie did it and paid a fraction of the cost. Call 1800-929-8344 Reference # 256220

  30. SEXY BACKS

    Bossip make up your damn mind. One minute she’s alien head and *****in for publicity and now she’s certified banger. Next week you’ll be callin her a 5 head again. Anyway she looks good in the photos but nothing special.

  31. Me thats who

    she’s really not that cute…I don’t know how she bagged that NY Giants player..

    And yes, she looks a mess in VC catalogs

  32. not!

    she’s got the body of a twelve year old.

    mariah has the body of a woman.

    nick is def not regreeting it.

  33. Dumb*****es

    Honestly, I don’t know who this chick is. She’s pretty though.

  34. Suzie

    Mimi, might have the money, but Selita got the honey.

  35. kigali

    I hate to hate on the women but when I see Mariah I think of Silly Puddy. This woman is definately prettier than Mariah. However if you are looking to chill and watch reruns of Willin Out on MTV for the rest of your life, better hook up with Mariah.

  36. kigali

    End Spamming on Bossip!


  37. This is going to sound funny because I’m a thin, but I don’t like seeing thin models like her glorified. A little weight always looks healthy, but she has a very pretty.

  38. kigali

    I think if she gained about 15lbs in the right place, she would be alot sexier. She is still very cute though.

  39. Link

    What I don’t get is why in the hell does Nick want to get married so early. Dude, you in your mid-twleves. Man, go have fun somewhere. I think it should be a law that people shouldn’t get married until they both have turned 30. I bet by the time Nick gets in his 30’s his going to have a reality check and want to get out of the marriage.


  40. *Grammar check* “She has a very pretty face

    Sorry ’bout that

  41. Link

    Re

    This is going to sound funny because I’m a thin, but I don’t like seeing thin models like her glorified. A little weight always looks healthy, but she has a very pretty.

    _____________________________________________________

    Co-sign. I hate when they do that to Rihanna. They try to show off her thin body when her face is the money maker.

  42. Kim

    SHE IS SUCH A W*****…SHE JUMPS FROM ONE MAN TO ANOTHER…….


  43. Nah, I doubt it. Nick has him an A listed certified couguar and probally wants for nothing.

  44. SexyThangg!

    Selita is not a banger and yall can say i’m hating or whatever but she dont have nothing on her thats banging. Not her body or face i’ve had two kids dont exercise and my body looks way better than hers. I’m not hating just saying there are alot of black modles that look way better than her that should be gracing the covers of Sports Illlustrated and Victoria’s Secret. Like Jessica White for example.

  45. in the know

    R U Joking Bossip?

    Mariah is the F***NG Queen!!! She just byp*****ed Elvis Presley. Do you really think Nick Cannon would even blink at Selita or any other dumb model? He just went from burger king to Filet Mignon!

  46. SexyThangg!

    My bad Jessica White has been in Sports Illustrated.


  47. YA right if you people saw her rolling around in the sand I am so sure you would p***** right by thinking she is just an average looking girl. I am a girl and I think she is looks amazing.

  48. CreamyPeach

    Beauty is definately in the eye of the beholder cuz I dont see No Certified Banger

  49. soulwoman

    Link

    What I don’t get is why in the hell does Nick want to get married so early. Dude, you in your mid-twleves. Man, go have fun somewhere. I think it should be a law that people shouldn’t get married until they both have turned 30. I bet by the time Nick gets in his 30’s his going to have a reality check and want to get out of the marriage.

    ————————————————-

    Please tell me this is a joke. Not everybody is into ho hoping. Some like the stability of being in a relationship. You can’t help the way you feel about a person. If you meet someone you connect with, why let them get away? They may not be there when you are in your 30’s, and you may have a hard time finding another one.

  50. brown sugar

    Selita is beautiful. yall need to stop hating on her. laughing at her for having a “big forhead” is like like laughing at her for being black.


  51. IN RESPONSE TO:

    “I agree with you…not hating either..but she is not the prettiest…she’s got an alright body with a cute face..but gorgeous? nahhh I think the only thing that makes her attractive is her pretty skin color”

    AND ESPECIALLY

    “Selita is not a banger and yall can say i’m hating or whatever but she dont have nothing on her thats banging. Not her body or face i’ve had two kids dont exercise and my body looks way better than hers. I’m not hating just saying there are alot of black modles that look way better than her that should be gracing the covers of Sports Illlustrated and Victoria’s Secret. Like Jessica White for example.”

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    IT IS OFFICIAL, “I’M NOT HATING, BUT…” IS A GUARANTEED INTRO TO SOME SERIOUS HATE. I CAN’T STOP LMAO. ESP. AT MS. “I HAD 2 KIDS AND MY BODY LOOKS BETTER.” YEAH… WHEN YOU POST THE PICS TO PROVE IT, I’LL QUIT CALLIN YOU A HATER! TILL THEN, KEEP UP THE GOOD HATE. :-)

  52. v

    not hating but even c*****ie prettier than her n c*****ie puny little ***** are reall at least

  53. Bahamas/Chicago/Cayman Girl

    You people always miss the point I don’t know if its on purpose or what, but damn!! All Bossip is saying is that in THESE pictures, she is a banger all the the other times we saw her she did look kinda like an alien with that forehead and little body!! LOL!! That ***** is funny!!

    And she is like most of these “celebrities” on day she looks gorgeous and other times nah so much!!!

    Also though I don’t think Nick has any regrets, it is kinda debatable who looks better between Selita & Mariah, I’m just saying….

  54. Crazy ***** Rodney

    My ***** is a RIFLE and her *****’d get smmmmoked!!!

  55. Koi Norelle

    She is very pretty. She reminds me of a darker skinned version of Russell Simmons’ girlfriend, Porschla.


  56. She is okay. Honestly, there’s nothing interesting about her. But if you click on my name next to the gravatar,find out how Hip-Hop culture has inlfuenced Japan.

  57. rayona

    Now why didn’t BOSSIP CRITICIZE her like they just did Mariah and Nicole from the ***** cat dolls. They lied and said mariah went to Dr. 90210 and Nicole is throwing up to maintain her wieght. These people on this site is vicious. Maybe they are friends with selita.

  58. De

    She is very attractive. I am just happy when a sister even gets to be in SI magazine.


  59. she is a banger,I think she looks better then Mariah but MiMi is more talented

  60. Angela

    Why would he regret that? He has MARIAH CAREY!!!! Please!


  61. “not hating but even c*****ie prettier than her n c*****ie puny little ***** are reall at least”

    lol @ “not hating but”.

  62. PIMP DADDY

    ***** DEEZ HOES HOODRAT ***** IS THE BEST.ONCE MIMI DIVORCE PUNK NICK HE WILL COMMIT SUICIDE.

  63. bootlegger

    probably not he’s tapping mariah ***** now!

  64. Link

    @soulwoman

    I didn’t say anything about ‘ho hopping’. What I’m saying is take your time with this. Marriage is a big thing to take on definitly at a young age as Nick is. I also didn’t say that he had to let her go. Just that he should of been in the relationship a little longer because after the lovely-dubbly stuff stops is he still going to feel the same way about her? Alot of people, mainly young people, think they are in love with somebody until they realize they are not and then it ends badly. That’s way I’m saying and no that’s not a joke.

  65. Maxwell

    If black chicks all looked like this, none of them would have problems “holding on to their black men”.


  66. I’m not a lezzie…but dang…Nick dumped her for that elsie milk cow (mariah). But maybe Selita dumped that cornball Nick for a REAL MAN…that NFL player she’s with….


  67. NICK SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY REGRETS, SELITA IS TOOOOO!!!!SKINNY,MARIAH HAS A REAL WOMANS BODY,NO ONE KNOWS WHO SELITA IS,I THINK SHE ONLY DATED NICK FOR MEDIA ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave a Reply

Please note that comments and user names with excessive or inappropriate language are subject to filtering, moderation and deletion. Speak your mind, but try to keep comments clean.