Trump Reportedly Told Cohen To Lie To Congress About Moscow Tower Project

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Trump Reportedly Told Cohen To Lie To Congress About Moscow Tower Project

Impeachment impending? Let us pray!

BuzzFeedNews dropped a shocking report Thursday that’s damning to y’alls lil Cheezit colored cretin.

In it, BuzzFeed reporters allege that Trump directed his longtime attorney Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about negotiations to build a Trump Tower in Moscow. Buzzfeed cites two federal law enforcement officials involved in an investigation of the matter.

They add that Cheeo allegedly supported Cohen’s plan to visit Russia during the presidential campaign in order to personally meet President Vladimir Putin and jump-start the tower negotiations.

They allege also that Cheeto’s children Ivanka and Donald Trump Jr. were also WELL aware and received “regular, detailed updates about the real estate development from Cohen, whom they put in charge of the project.”

Mueller is allegedly well versed in the matter and it seems like “Individual 1” is on borrowed time.

“Special counsel Robert Mueller noted that Cohen’s false claim that the project ended in January 2016 was an attempt to “minimize links between the Moscow Project and Individual 1” — widely understood to be Trump — “in hopes of limiting the ongoing Russia investigations.”

Now the two sources have told BuzzFeed News that Cohen also told the special counsel that after the election, the president personally instructed him to lie — by claiming that negotiations ended months earlier than they actually did — in order to obscure Trump’s involvement.”

The whole thing is glorious and worth a read. Check it out here.

Buzzfeed’s report is causing a stir in Congress and the House Judiciary Democrats are promising to investigate the allegations further.

Trump is, of course, denying any wrongdoing and hinting that Cohen lied to reduce his jail time. Cohen will publicly testify to the House Oversight Committee on Feb. 7 after pleading guilty to federal criminal charges.

HURRY UP MUELLER!!!!