Sextra: How Much is Too Much in the Bedroom?
Posted by Bossip Staff
Good afternoon Bossip crew! One of our readers suggested this topic and we figured we’d give it a go! The question is simple, has your significant other ever done some something that was too freakish or kinky that left you thinking: huh? Or have you ever been so caught off guard that you woke up the next morning looking at your partner differently or wondering where he/she learned to be so wild or vulgar? Of course within your coupledom, it is customary to try new things to keep it fresh and exciting between the sheets. But, are some things off limits or too primitive in nature for sex between two people that love each other? Or is it just a case in which you’re truly getting to know each other’s sexual limits and boundaries? The better question is, are your thoughts and feeling towards your partner forever different? Bossip asked a few people and here’s what they had to say:
Man, h*ll yea! I was dating this girl and she was beautiful! So the first couple times we got into it, I could tell she was holding back and I thought that with a few more times, you know, she would come around and get into the dirty talk, different positions and what have you. Man, one night we went to her company party and, of course, we got pretty inebriated. I was loving her in the car when she voluntarily pulled my d*#k out and went to work. So in my head, I’m like see this is what I’m talking about, this is what I’ve been waiting for. We get to the house and we started going at it and I’m thinking she’s gorgeous, smart, driven, she cooks and cleans and she finally decided to show me she’s a freak! Perfect. I’m marrying this one. In the middle of it she said, “rape me like your little whore.” I was like okay, so I was going in but thinking, you know, that’s some crazy sh*t to say. Then she wanted me to choke her and I’m like, okay. So I did. She was like “harder, harder, choke me harder.” I had a grip on her neck but I wasn’t going to … like choke her out of consciousness. But that’s what she wanted. I thought it might have been a one time deal but she kept wanting me to do that to her. It was like she liked that abusive kind of sex. I couldn’t get with it, that was scary. - Mark, 31, IT Consultant
Yes! So I have toys that I am more than willing to let a man use them on me in the bedroom. So I thought I was up to speed in the freak zone. Usually I let guys use my vibrators on me, and I do have one, you know, dildo that I don’t really use unless I’m alone. Like what’s the point when you have a man right there, right? So this is before I met my fiance, so like, 3 years and some change ago. Anyways, I keep my toys in a red bag so I just put it on the bed one night, and most guys don’t even touch the dildo. But this one in particular did and I was like okay, red flag, but maybe he’s just a super freak! So we started to get into and he was hitting it from the back and I was hoping he wouldn’t try the whole double penetration thing because I’m not into that. And of course, he asked and I said no. So then he said, “well you can eff me with it.” I was like, oh my goodness, he’s gay! I was like stop now! You have to go! I was in the state of shock for weeks! - Anonymous, 29, Real Estate Agent
I was with a chick and she was giving me the best head of my life. And while she was doing it I was telling that I had never had head so good! Her head game was crazy! So I’m laying there and the more I’m getting into it, she’s getting into it too. Usually, I don’t bust off head unless it’s really good and I shared that with her in a previous conversation, so she was really trying to get me off. And she could have, but I was just enjoying the moment. So she’s getting into it and threw my legs up like a girl and started to lick and munch on my a*#hole. My joint went soft, I jumped up and it took everything in me not to smack her in her head, for real. I can’t get with that sh*t at all! - David, 27, Car Salesman
Yo! I met this girl at a restaurant, she was my waitress. She was bad too, real pretty West African girl, she was fine. So we exchanged numbers and she wasn’t even trying to get to know me, she was just like, “come over I’m gonna do this and that to you. You so sexy, I can’t wait to suck your d*#k.” So I’m like wow, you know, she really cut to the chase, know what she want. It turned me on. So after like a week of all this freaky talk on the phone I went to see her. She had this big a*s dog cage in her living room and I’m thinkin’ where’s the dog? That’s a very large cage. So she was like “sit down, I’ll be right back.” She came out with a spiked collar on and black lingerie. I was like, word? So then she climbed inside the cage and told me to drag her out by her hair and choke her with my di*k. I was like, yo! Are you serious? So I dragged her out the cage but I couldn’t get hard for her. She was like, “well, maybe this was too much for you, sorry you can’t hang.” I mean to each his own but she was doing the most. - Andre, 30, Construction
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*****ing, *****ting, and vomiting is where I draw the line. Everything else is a go!
The first story with Mark is wack. He sounds like a punk ***** *****. He probably wanted the ***** on his *****.
Men talk all that *****, then when a women come on with it, they clam up.
Everything was going good until he asked to ***** on my face. Luckily I didnt have to pee or it would have been a problem and we never hooked up again. Cause I aint got that to do!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO at some of these stories!
Liking the ***** is odd. My husband has done it on a couple of occ*****ion, but I always feel uncomfortable. I don’t know how to tell him that I’m not in to in. So, I just try to reposition myself so that his face ends up at the right spot.
Candy Cane
*****ing, *****ting, and vomiting is where I draw the line. Everything else is a go!
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**CO-SIGN!**
So then he said, “well you can eff me with it.” I was like, oh my goodness, he’s gay! I was like stop now! You have to go! I was in the state of shock for weeks!
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@ Candy Cane
Yeah, dude went straight punk on that.
I’m down to get a little rough and choke a chick.
@told you so
yea thats what I’m talking about. He really sounded like he had a bedroom beast and ruined it being a woose. Bet he never told his boys that story. … or the real story anyway, lol.
Well, there could be a looonnnng List of what is too much, then again there could be one just as long, as to what is not enough..
Mark had a real nut job.
The only bodily fluids that should be present during sex is: 1. ***** and 2. Saliva everything else is too much.
EDIT: oh yea when its real good.. 3. Tears!
@Twinkle
naw, Mark coulda had a real good nut job, but he *****ed it up being scary. lol
What is the thing about getting peed on? Damn, the toilet is right there.
the chick with the cage sounded creative, that’s a girl that knows how to have fun!
Hello Bossipers!
Yesssss…..My favorite subject!
Golden Showers is too much inside the bedroom
But you should be able to venture into the unknown with your partner
I think “David” from the third story is lying. He dont wanna admit he liked getting his salad tossed. He not fooling me.
@Southern Cabbage Patch
Hey I seen the trailer for your new movie “Precious” looks like an oscar winner!
What is the thing about getting peed on? Damn, the toilet is right there.
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Hey JB!!!!! I feel you. That’s just nasty.
Now that I think about it:
A golden shower might not be so bad, if were in the shower. Doesnt seem as bad, plus no clean-up goes right down the drain.
Hmmmmm…….
A Man putting on my panties or bras is going way too far!
Thanks I know it will be a HIT!!!!! Can’t wait to see it sweety
I use to have a chick that wanted to tongue kiss my ear, ***** was disgusting, like why the ***** would you want to do that *****
@southern cabbage patch
especially the bras, you know aint nothing like your favorite bra, lol.
yea I’m definetly supporting it. Those bows in your hair really bring out your outfit. I’m so jealous.
@ Mark Rich
I use to have a chick that wanted to tongue kiss my ear, ***** was disgusting, like why the ***** would you want to do that *****
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She may have felt it was a turn on, to get your man up! Nothing wrong wit a lil foreplay as long as wax and hair is clear.
I’m tired of men using me once and flushing me out of their lives.
I wonder what it could be.
@ Candy Cane
@southern cabbage patch
especially the bras, you know aint nothing like your favorite bra, lol.
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Gurl the whole outfit comes from Burlington’s Coat Factory…I got it free on behalf of this crazy chick before she left a bill behind!
nah I dont mean like get you in the mood, I mean hard down ear kissing,not nibbling, not licking, I mean I thought she was trying to see how far down my ear c***** she could go,I keep my ears clean, but it was very odd
@Southern Cabbage Patch
A Man putting on my panties or bras is going way too far!
FLATELINED
eeewwwww @ dude want to get it in his a**! haha!!
@ Mark Rich
I feel ya
Three somes are a bit much with too men?
I couldn’t see myself with another woman and my man. Even with condoms.
lmao.. sorry to hear that Ms. Condom.
Damn…
These stories really turned me on, does that make me a freak? lol.
But seriously, no golden showers and no scat fetishes. But everything else Im cool with.
the first story Mark, 31, IT Consultant
he must be like my ex! Boring. That is nothing
The type that wants to take control but doesnt know what they are doing.
Hey TRS!! That ish is just nasty. EEEEWWWWW!!
Ok I got a story. This one time at band camp….
LMAO!!!
I have never blogged on this site, but that third story had LMMFAO!!! I’m at work and I had to gain my composure before I got fired!!! Dude was like she threw his legs up in the air an started munching!!! Cl*****ic! He was about swing on ole girl!!! Bur for real, it aint that serious…. He couldve just said no thanks and kept it moving!!
Afternoon!!!
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No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Candy Cane
*****ing, *****ting, and vomiting is where I draw the line. Everything else is a go!
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**CO-SIGN!**
TRIPLE CO-SIGN !!!!!!
The first story, Mark, what an a$$. What is it about you men? Smart, gorgeous, career oriented, and she likes it rough in the bedroom… what’s the big deal? Take me hard? choke me?? so what? Wow, lotta punks out there. I know ALOT of men who like that stuff… and wish they could meet a woman like that… who has all the right components. But no, you go marry your virgin-esque little girls and keep the freak on the sideline. That’s what you do. Little boys.
Foursomes might work.
Switch and no one is left without.
Hi Bg…See I show more than my chicas!
@heygurrrl!
lol, dont believe that *****, I think he wanted it. He wasnt about to swing on her for trying to lick his *****.
what if: He did hit her, she calls 911. He goes to jail. and has to tell everyone he got locked up for hitting a girl because she was giving some bomb ***** head, and wanting to taste his *****.
just a thought…. lol
How much is too much? Not using protection with the person you ARE NOT married to. Thats too much. You people who arent in marriages should NOT being doing what married couples do, i.e. not use birth control/ condoms, etc.
Black *****es!!! Grow a backbone and DEMAND condom use. Or better yet Black *****es, use your own dam birth control.
FEMALE CONDOMS ARE CHEAP!!!!!!
and whats up with all the guys hollering bout I lady in the streets, freak in da sheets. But when she do yall go running!!!!! Long as she aint doing nothing to hurt u, then whats wrong with a little choking, ***** play or doggy day-care?!!
A candy, hell yeah. He prolly wanted it, but he was scared!! if its not your cup of tea, then fine…but whats with the exxagerated reaction!!
Im a firm believer that once the doors are closed..its no holds barred….i will try it once…if i like it then it can be added to repetoire..if not..then move one.
As for golden showers..i myself am a squirter..and sometimes..it happens. If he is hitting it right and deep…i cant stop it…i think the next stop is tears..The guys i deal wid are really turned on by it. But no you cant just pee on me. I had a guy want me to pee in his mouth and eff him wid my *****. I couldnt get wid the *****…..
@Bliss
I definetly co-sign that *****. Nothing but lil boys. All bark, no bite. He met his match that nite. She didnt request nothing outlandish to me at all.
JB,
Hey TRS!! That ish is just nasty. EEEEWWWWW!!
Ok I got a story. This one time at band camp….
LMAO!!!
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LMAO!!!! I think that you have caught up with me in the craziness department! There is not much that I won’t do but that’s one of the NO NOs on my list!
@kigali
shut up and get the ***** out of here. You just trying to kill the mood. You need some *****… STAT
HEY BG!!
Who needs some *****???
*whips out flashlight*
@heygurrrl!
we want a freak in the sheets, but we dont want to know this how you get down with everybody, I mean if you have stopped doing the things you use to do, he gon *****ume that you doing with somebody else, also women should not expect men under 25 to take relationship seriously especially if he aint where he want to be in life, I lets be honest, relationships have a tendency to completely take over a man’s life especially if she has children
Hey TRS a.k.a Treasure Chest
@Liberal
gurrrl!! I understand those tears!!! I cant even stop them from coming!!! That happens when I get the big “O”!! I ***** 3 or 4 times per sexual escapade, but the big “O” is rare. But it is worth the wait when it happens!!
Very Liberal
i myself am a squirter..
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One of the Chosen Ones….
BOSSIP ARE THESE YOUR MADE UP STORIES???
SHYTTING AND VOMITTING ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME.
WHAT UP Y’ALL
HOW IS EVERY1 THIS AFTERNOON?
@mark Rich
as I get older, I am realizing that whole, I dont wanna know what you did with other dudes before me thing. If a dude start thinking that u like that with everybody…then its a wrap!! Is it yall ego? I use to tell the truth and be like yeah, i did this, i did that… but now I hold my playing cards and play innoncent. I want to be honest with them but they cant handle it
HEY PEOPLE,
I DONNO ABOUT THESE STORIES…SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE VERY “DIFFERENT” FANTASIES
heygurrrrl!
THAT BIG “O” CERTAINLY IS VERY RARE IN MY BOOK
@mark rich
puh-lease dude just give it up. You sound like a little puppy. How do you expect a woman to wild out if she’s never *****ed or wilded out with someone before. I swear men and their insecure ego’s kill me. Unless your into to *****ing virgins, EVERY woman has *****ed someone before you. Dont relish in it, be appreciative of what she has learned and willing to share.
Cry babies go home!!!!!!!!
HEY TRS
TRUTH WHERE YOU @?? NO LURKING TODAY!
@ lady Architect
the big “o” is like an special treat about once a year. and the sad thing about it, i cant put my finger on what makes it happen. A certain move, lick, position? I dont know it just happens. Wish I could bottle that sh*t and sell it!
@BG..
I know right..i used to be embarr*****ed but now its like..hey either put a towel down or let me up when i say so. Now it dont happen wid everyone…its all in the stroke and the technique that stroke was delivered with.
I’m HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!! LMAO!!
@Candy Cane
*****ing, *****ting, and vomiting is where I draw the line. Everything else is a go!
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COSIGN!!
Hey BG!!
Tell us your most that is a little too far story
I wanna learn how to squirt…
any tips?
heygurrrrl!
@ lady Architect
the big “o” is like an special treat about once a year. and the sad thing about it, i cant put my finger on what makes it happen. A certain move, lick, position? I dont know it just happens. Wish I could bottle that sh*t and sell it!
YEH IT’S LIKE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MAKES IT HAPPEN…ALMOST LIKE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT FOR THAT TYPE OF RELEASE…LMAO@BOTTLE IT UP…I THINK IF WOMEN HAD A BIG “O” THAT MUCH THEN WE WOULD HAVE SEX LESS SO I’M KINDA GLAD IT’S RARE
Im feeling Mark’s story…LOL
nah dont get it twisted, Im mature enough to realize that most women aint gon be virgins when I meet them
but some *****s still think that way, and if you dont do freak ***** I aint gon want you timid ***** anyway, AND NO MAN, I MEAN NO MAN, WANTS TO CONSIDER THAT THE WOMEN HE WANTS TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH IS A POTENTIAL HO, I mean CMON SON
@ Candy Cane
Nope, it was something that happened naturally for me. I used to be embarssed when I was younger until I learned what it was. Personally I wish I didn’t do it
Alot of men like butt-play. It’s taboo because they relate it to being gay. But its not (as long a woman is doing it).. because a man’s “g-spot” is threw his *****.
no lie.
The crazy ish is even tho I’ve had great sex in my past, I NEVER had orgasms until I got with my guy. The sensation is crazy. All these years I was like “was that one?” and lying saying “Oh, I’m coming” is over.
Hey BG!!
Tell us your most that is a little too far story
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Jb I aint got nothing on these stories, had a couple chicks try to invade my *****, with contraband, shut that down tho…that’s about it, I’m pretty much down for else ( No *****ing or *****tin)
IJM,
CAN U EVEN LEARN TO SQUIRT?…I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING THAT JUST NATURALLY HAPPENS…ANYTIME I’VE SQUIRT IT HAS HAPPENED ON ITS OWN.
@mark rich
a woman being good in bed is NOT a hoe. She’s just skillful. Something you should appreciate. Hoes get paid to *****, doesnt make them good at doing it.
@Mark Rich
AND NO MAN, I MEAN NO MAN, WANTS TO CONSIDER THAT THE WOMEN HE WANTS TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH IS A POTENTIAL HO, I mean CMON SON
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LOL. smh, men I tell you…..
What up IJM!!
WHOA!!!! (I am still salty with you bout the shower business tho)
you cant win for losing. If a woman is good in bed, some idiot man will think she’s a hoe. And if she’s not, he’ll use it as a reason to cheat.
sex catch 22
Candy Cane
Alot of men like butt-play. It’s taboo because they relate it to being gay. But its not (as long a woman is doing it).. because a man’s “g-spot” is threw his *****.
no lie.
IT’S TRUE MEN HAVE A SOFT SPOT THERE, BUT I DON’T CARE FOR A HETEROSEXUAL MAN TO BE INTO THAT CAUSE I SURELY WON’T BE THE ONE PLAYING WITH IT…MEN HAVE TONS OF G-SPOTS…PARTICULARLY MY FAV IS THE SMALL SKIN PART BEHIND THE *****…THATS A WINNER
@ Lady A
That is what I am saying. I was never taught. That shyt just comes. There is a feeling and I am like oh shyt. LOL! and there it goes. I can stop it some what by squeezing my walls tight but it eventually has to come out. I did learn to make it trickle instead of gush, if that matters.
*I’ve Never Admitted*
I’m normally stay quiet when “salad tossing” gets brought up, but thats some wonderful *****…NO HOMO!
Carry on!
Whoa,
The crazy ish is even tho I’ve had great sex in my past, I NEVER had orgasms until I got with my guy.
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What did he do that was different than the prior partners?
Hey
bg
Lady A
trs
JB
IJM
MEN HAVE TONS OF G-SPOTS…PARTICULARLY MY FAV IS THE SMALL SKIN PART BEHIND THE *****…THATS A WINNER
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TELL ‘EM AGAIN SIS!!!
Twin,
PARTICULARLY MY FAV IS THE SMALL SKIN PART BEHIND THE *****…THATS A WINNER
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Perineum stimulation at your age?
You have been blessed ma. Again, you make me proud!
Carry on.
Hey Whoa
IJM
Lady A – The bestest Internet friend anyone could ever have!!!
How could yall curse the blessing of being Squirters…SMH@ you ingrates!
trs AKA Treasure Chest
Whoa,
The crazy ish is even tho I’ve had great sex in my past, I NEVER had orgasms until I got with my guy.
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Well for me I simply have to raise my pelvis a little while he’s thrusting and BOOM! Instant orgasm. That ***** feels so good. And it’s funny because in this months issue of Essence mag this woman said the same *****. I was like ME TOO!!!!
@lady A
oh yea, that’s the taint. My fave part. I have curled a many a toe with that one!!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ Lady A
That is what I am saying. I was never taught. That shyt just comes. There is a feeling and I am like oh shyt. LOL! and there it goes. I can stop it some what by squeezing my walls tight but it eventually has to come out. I did learn to make it trickle instead of gush, if that matters.
LOL WHY CONTROL IT…BE HAPPY TO HAVE AN ORGASM…I REFUSE TO CONTROL A THING…IF IT’S COMING I’M HAPPY TO LET IT COME HOWEVER IT WANTS.
Well for me I simply have to raise my pelvis a little while he’s thrusting and BOOM! Instant orgasm. That ***** feels so good. And it’s funny because in this months issue of Essence mag this woman said the same *****. I was like ME TOO!!!!
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*raises hand to be your special helper*
HEY WHOA!!
How are you today?
Bg
lmao.. nothing wrong with that. doesnt make you a homo at all.
trs AKA Treasure Chest
Perineum stimulation at your age?
You have been blessed ma. Again, you make me proud!
ALWAYS PAYS TO READ, WATCH *****S, LISTEN TO YOUR BOO, AND HAVE OLDER EXPERIENCE FRIENDS, PLUS I’M ALL FOR PLEASURE.
Carry on.
Candy Cane
I wanna learn how to squirt…
any tips?
Actually there is a spot right under your *****oris, when stimulated you will squirt. Carry on.
Bg
lmao.. nothing wrong with that. doesnt make you a homo at all.
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Thank you my friend, i feel much better!
@trs
Also, I’ve had more than one monster size ***** in my life and honestly, I couldn’t take it. Couldn’t ride it, no backshots (hell no), no reverse cowboy….it was just too much pressure.
Damn what happened to my pic?
Whoa! aka Toot-it-up! Calling for sterilization of the no goods.
Well for me I simply have to raise my pelvis a little while he’s thrusting and BOOM! Instant orgasm. That ***** feels so good. And it’s funny because in this months issue of Essence mag this woman said the same *****. I was like ME TOO!!!!
LMAOOOO ME 3…THAT’S THE BEST IN MISSIONARY POSITION
All men reading:
Do some of us a favor and shave your *****. I really like ***** but I dont like sifting my tongue thru the hair.
Thanks in advance.
There we go.
What it do Bossip Fam?
@IJM
Hey!!!
I’m always good when it’s Friday!!!
JB!!!!
DID IT WORK?
A woman rubbing your ***** with tuna oil so the cat will lick it while she gives you head is WAY TOO MUCH!
So after I opened the can…
Thanks Redd Foxxx. Duely noted.
spot under *****… check
hold pelvis up, mid thrust… check
got it.
Redddddddddddd Foxxx aka HOT CROTCHES!!! Hi booooooooooooooooooo!!!
*does the happy dance*
@ mark Rich
Ima haff to co-sign with Candy, just cuz she a freak, dont mean shes a hoe. Where did u get that from. I have learned that sometimes you have to act like you are less- experienced then a man and let him “teach” things to make him feel good about himself. Dudes always tryinh to show me sh*t and Im thinking come on dude!!! I did tht ***** in high school!!
WTF???
wut chu talkin bout whatever….. I thought ***** was against the law.
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ Lady A
That is what I am saying. I was never taught. That shyt just comes. There is a feeling and I am like oh shyt. LOL! and there it goes. I can stop it some what by squeezing my walls tight but it eventually has to come out. I did learn to make it trickle instead of gush, if that matters.
LOL WHY CONTROL IT…BE HAPPY TO HAVE AN ORGASM…I REFUSE TO CONTROL A THING…IF IT’S COMING I’M HAPPY TO LET IT COME HOWEVER IT WANTS.
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WHAT!! When you hold it, even if it for a second or two it makes the orgasm way more intense! Try that if you never have. I don’t do it all the time but sometimes if I feel like having just a bit more intensity, I hold it a little bit and it is like 3 times better!
Lady A
I am going tonite.
@heygurrrrl!
Dudes always tryinh to show me sh*t and Im thinking come on dude!!! I did tht ***** in high school!!
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LMAO!!!!
Redddddddddddd Foxxx aka HOT CROTCHES!!! Hi booooooooooooooooooo!!! *does the happy dance*
WHOA BABY!!!!!! What Up??!!!!! You are never going to let me live that one down are you? LMFAO! Hot Crotches! I cant stand you!!!!!!LOL!!!
@heygurrrl
lol, that’s what I’m saying. But I’m not faking or acting like I dont know. If he’s not mature enough to handle the fact women have sex, then he can kick rocks. ***** a ego!
Whoa,
I FULLY understand what you’re saying! I think a lot of it has to do with how turned on you are by the dude. Sometimes it’s like you got a forest fire running through your veins and that’s where it’s at!
@bg
I’ve Never Admitted*
I’m normally stay quiet when “salad tossing” gets brought up, but thats some wonderful *****…NO HOMO!
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@trs
Also, I’ve had more than one monster size ***** in my life and honestly, I couldn’t take it. Couldn’t ride it, no backshots (hell no), no reverse cowboy….it was just too much pressure.
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It’s okay. It happens to all of us. I still shudder at the thought of that d*ck. I didn’t even try. I told him hell no when he whipped it out. Shyt was like to his knee. Thank you, but your shyt is like taller than me. There is no way all of that is fitting in my hot box!
IJM,
OK I UNDERSTAND WHAT U MEAN NOW…I THOUGHT U WERE SAYING U HOLD IT CAUSE U R EMBARR*****ED. I USUALLY PULL MY STOMACHE AND EVERYTHING IN THEN RELEASE….SMH
Oops I forgot the LOL!
WHAT!! When you hold it, even if it for a second or two it makes the orgasm way more intense! Try that if you never have. I don’t do it all the time but sometimes if I feel like having just a bit more intensity, I hold it a little bit and it is like 3 times better!
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WOW.
*taking notes*
Just throw it in her *****ss, oh oh, oh oh, oh, Just throw it in her *****s
How could yall curse the blessing of being Squirters…SMH@ you ingrates!
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IT IS A BLESSING AND CURSE…No one wants to change sheets after a 3am quickie!
HEY JB!!! DIDN’T SEE YOU!
IJM,
Thank you, but your shyt is like taller than me. There is no way all of that is fitting in my hot box!
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*amazed*
Yall some Freaks!
@bg
I’ve Never Admitted*
I’m normally stay quiet when “salad tossing” gets brought up, but thats some wonderful *****…NO HOMO!
WOW NOT MANY MEN R UP FOR THAT….I HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOM TO ALWAYS LOVING THAT MYSELF
Just throw it in her *****ss, oh oh, oh oh, oh, Just throw it in her *****s
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*dancing at my desk*
HEY AWESOME,
SMH@ YOU
@IJM
It’s okay. It happens to all of us. I still shudder at the thought of that d*ck. I didn’t even try. I told him hell no when he whipped it out. Shyt was like to his knee. Thank you, but your shyt is like taller than me. There is no way all of that is fitting in my hot box!
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OMG OMG!!! DAMMMIIIIIIIIIIT!! LMAO!!! Yes girl. My ex was hung like a horse! I remember when I finally decided to give hime some (he was a couple years younger than me) I just knew I was gonna show him a thing or two. He pulled that ***** out and I just froze. The entire room went dark. I don’t think I could walk good or sit down for a couple days.
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
@bg
I’ve Never Admitted*
I’m normally stay quiet when “salad tossing” gets brought up, but thats some wonderful *****…NO HOMO!
WOW NOT MANY MEN R UP FOR THAT….I HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOM TO ALWAYS LOVING THAT MYSELF
Hell, I’m up for it. First time I got it done, I was giggling like a little girl.
@Candy Cane,
No. I am not killing the mood. AIDS and unwanted pregnancies kill the mood and in the case of AIDS, it kills the mood, literally.
Good luck out there hookers!
IJM,
OK I UNDERSTAND WHAT U MEAN NOW…I THOUGHT U WERE SAYING U HOLD IT CAUSE U R EMBARR*****ED. I USUALLY PULL MY STOMACHE AND EVERYTHING IN THEN RELEASE….SMH
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LMAOOO! Nope. I WAS embar*****ed back in the day, but not now. What hubby loves it because I don’t tell him. He’ll be hitting it from the back and it will just get real warm and that ish makes him go crazy and start talking crazy shyt! Whoo!!
@ TRS
Yes, it works for guys too. If they hold their orgasm even for a few seconds, it makes it more intense.
IT IS A BLESSING AND CURSE…No one wants to change sheets after a 3am quickie!
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Man ***** that, I’ll roll my ***** right over in that wet spot, and walk it out!
trs AKA Treasure Chest
Whoa,
I FULLY understand what you’re saying! I think a lot of it has to do with how turned on you are by the dude. Sometimes it’s like you got a forest fire running through your veins and that’s where it’s at!
I agree if you are not having an orgasm you are really not feeling the guy.
I didnt say you had to be a hoe to do freak *****, ya twist my words to fit your opinion Im 28, at this age I realize most women I date have at least tried different things, but it the weak ones who would do anything to try and keep a men that you worry about I want to believe the women I m in a relationship with is strong enough to not play herself trying to hang to some scrub ***** *****, and like I said Im mature and if you timid in the bedroom I wouldnt give a damn if you slept with one or one hundred it aint gon work with us, boring sex is the WORSE
@IJM
IT IS A BLESSING AND CURSE…No one wants to change sheets after a 3am quickie!
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Seriously!!! I don’t squirt but I get wetter than a mu*****a and I actually hate it. He LOVES it. I HATE HATE HATE wet spots. Eeew!
ooh I feel like listening to some 1990-ish R. Kelley
Hey Ladies
What up BG
Kigali
Do I need to handle your ***** again? Go away peasent. You are not wanted here.
OMG OMG!!! DAMMMIIIIIIIIIIT!! LMAO!!! Yes girl. My ex was hung like a horse! I remember when I finally decided to give hime some (he was a couple years younger than me) I just knew I was gonna show him a thing or two. He pulled that ***** out and I just froze. The entire room went dark. I don’t think I could walk good or sit down for a couple days.
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OMG my first was like that! Girl, he was 4 years older. He was average size (down there) but it didn’t matter. He killed it every time! Literally! I couldn’t walk, stand, sit or nothing. On the ride home i used to have to like sit on my side/hip. He would crack up! I always took a hot bath with epsom salts after sessions with him!
@Mark Rich
Please stop while your ahead. Your digging deeper andn deeper into the insecure ego hole.
man down!!!! call 911
AWESOME!!
Hey Awesome
(side note for you) Coastal Division is in a frenzy with Virginia leading
@Awesome and bg
Question: did yall shower first or did ole girl just start licking at the *****hole? I’m just asking. Not gonna lie, the thought of eating ***** out repulses me but I’ve came across more than one female that’s done it. And I’m not one to say I’ll never do it. (learned not to say never a long time ago, lol)
Hey Awesome!!
I got some head a few days back that had my toes curled up so tight, I coulda climbed a wall with no hands
Carry on!
Kigali (Female condoms are cheap)
@Candy Cane,
No. I am not killing the mood. AIDS and unwanted pregnancies kill the mood and in the case of AIDS, it kills the mood, literally.
Good luck out there hookers!
I think its safe to say most people in this thread are educated on those topics and know what to do. Most of the people I converse with dont have any children and are smart enough to practice safe sex. And most of us are gamefully employed so we are not selling puzzy. Carry on.
Kigali shut your horny ***** up. You can talk about AIDS all day. I’m still *****ing….
BIG SIS!!!!!
AWESOME!!!
Hey Awesome!
What are you doing talking like that?????
Not gonna lie, the thought of eating ***** out repulses me
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I DO IT!!! HB. And hubby refused to let me at it unless it is fresh and clean. I am so super serious about that. I tried to get him after the gym and got mushed so hard I almost hit the wall. LOL!
@ mark Rich
Im 28 too, and sometimes guys can mistake a womens “go-gettaness” in the bedroom for being desperate to keep a man. but most times its not. What if she genuinely enjoys what shes doing and is genuinely feeling you and wants to do her best to please you….ever thought of that?
Hey Baby Sis!!!!
I see you in here getting it in! LMAO!!!
JB
I’m excited for the rest of the season. We have only played 2 acc games, while everyone else has played at least 3. Maryland tomorrow, should be a W
Now back to the regularly scheduled program:
My brother was with a chick that ***** the bed. He regrets that he told me, clowned him for like 3 months.
WHOA,
SAME FOR ME I JUST CAN’T…I’LL SAY I WON’T EVER DO THAT…I’LL SQUEEZE, M*****AGE, AND SMACK A GUY’S BUTT…I CAN’T DO THE SALAD TOSSING THOUGH AND SOMETHING I’M NOT INTERESTED IN, I WOULD BE TERRIBLE TRYING TO FORCE MYSELF
@IJM
I DO IT!!! HB. And hubby refused to let me at it unless it is fresh and clean. I am so super serious about that. I tried to get him after the gym and got mushed so hard I almost hit the wall. LOL!
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*eyes as wide as saucers*
Really??? Wow. And he really likes it?
And thats gainfully employed. LMFAO!!! @ me!
@Awesome and bg
Question: did yall shower first or did ole girl just start licking at the *****hole? I’m just asking. Not gonna lie, the thought of eating ***** out repulses me but I’ve came across more than one female that’s done it. And I’m not one to say I’ll never do it. (learned not to say never a long time ago, lol)
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I try to always know what’s up before I meet any chick so I pretty much know something is going down. Now whether or not I’m getting my “salad tossed’ is a mystery, but like a boyscout I’m always prepared
The last few times it happened I was fortunate enough to know it was gonna happen
*The driving force for even going*
@heygurrrl
lol, of course he’s never thought of that. It’s funny because how does a man even know when a woman is trying to please him on purpose. I’ve been accused of that myself. When in all actuality that’s just how my regular sex is. If its good, it’s good. Stop *****yzing it and relax and release.
I bet he’s been missing out on some really good women.
In my opinion, what qualifies as ‘too much in the bedroom’ is if you and the person you’re with barely know each other, but you agreed to have sex. That’s the type of behavior that causes people to dial Maury Povich.
okay – so i never comment on this site but i need some help. i have this inner freak in me but i can never get her to come out. call if shy or whatever you want but i can never let the freak loose!
any suggestions?
@ Whoa
The first time was after football practice in college, so I had just taken a shower.
@ Redd
Lol, just cutting up.
*QUESTION*
Have any of you ever had to make a choice on which sexual partner to go see, based upon what you knew they were gonna do to you?
well, i did have this one dude who had the anaconda and he wasn’t more than 5′5 but fortunately i could handle it cause baby boy knew how to work that thang i tell ya!
i had this guy once who wanted me to suck his nipples EVERY time whe went to bed i mean every time! I know some men are really sensitive there, but it was a bit much. he was like obsessed with it..
What about *****? Just asking…… *runs and hides*
okay – so i never comment on this site but i need some help. i have this inner freak in me but i can never get her to come out. call if shy or whatever you want but i can never let the freak loose!
any suggestions?
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Pop an EX!!!!
”So she’s getting into it and threw my legs up like a girl and started to lick and munch on my a*#hole/”
”She had this big a*s dog cage in her living room and I’m thinkin’ where’s the dog? That’s a very large cage.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *wipes tears away*
As a virgin, because of religious reasons, I am enjoying these stories A LOT!
Ima need those boots she has on in the pic. Nothing on and those boots what man could resist.
‘too much in the bedroom’: Years ago I dated a foreign guy and right before climax he said something in his native tongue (I had no idea what he was saying)….this immediately turned me off and I never slept with him again…lmao!
I see nothing wrong with sald tossing.
I mean if I can lick the taint, why not move down a quarter of an inch. It’s really not that bad, honest.
@ Whoa
But I have been pleasantly surprised, lol, sans shower
@ kEEPIN it real
LMAO!! I feel the same way, if you gonna do it, I need to know it advance so I can do an enema or clean it extra good!! No crums!!
Redd Foxxx,
Hey Baby Sis!!!!
I see you in here getting it in! LMAO!!!
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YEP! I have been cutting up a lot lately. I don’t know what’s gotten into me.
bg
Yes, and it basically just came down to driving distance. lol
@IJM
I DO IT!!! HB. And hubby refused to let me at it unless it is fresh and clean. I am so super serious about that. I tried to get him after the gym and got mushed so hard I almost hit the wall. LOL!
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*eyes as wide as saucers* Really??? Wow. And he really likes it?
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Yes he likes it. I think I like giving it more but you know we gotta satisfy each other’s fetishes. I mean he is not holding his ankles like Superhead said Ja Rule was but he is cool with it. But I will attack him every chance I got if he let me.
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Ima need those boots she has on in the pic. Nothing on and those boots what man could resist.
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You should get a pair and let me see if I can resist (Big Chester the Cat grin)
Candy Cane
I see nothing wrong with sald tossing.
I mean if I can lick the taint, why not move down a quarter of an inch. It’s really not that bad, honest.
I CAN’T GO PAST THE TAINT…THAT’S MY SECURITY FENCE RIGHT THERE
What about *****? Just asking…… *runs and hides*
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If you can take it!!! *runs and hides*
@ Whoa
What about *****? Just asking…… *runs and hides*
LOL, why are you running ma? LOL!!!!
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
okay – so i never comment on this site but i need some help. i have this inner freak in me but i can never get her to come out. call if shy or whatever you want but i can never let the freak loose!
any suggestions?
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Pop an EX!!!!
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*cyber slaps you* This is freaky friday bg, not happy I-get-high day!
@ kEEPIN it real
LMAO!! I feel the same way, if you gonna do it, I need to know it advance so I can do an enema or clean it extra good!! No crums!!
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LOL!… Trust I don’t want any crumbs either LOL…But I love his Bootay! What can I say.
trs aka treasure chest
YEP! I have been cutting up a lot lately. I don’t know what’s gotten into me.
MY EMAILS…LOLOL
bg
Yes, and it basically just came down to driving distance. lol
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LMAO!!! Been there too! I’ve had to choose between some really good and some “ok ok”. But the “ok ok” was gonna suck me dry too…tough decision
What about *****? Just asking…… *runs and hides*
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Did you see my first post today at 1:53? lol
okay – so i never comment on this site but i need some help. i have this inner freak in me but i can never get her to come out. call if shy or whatever you want but i can never let the freak loose!
any suggestions?
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Pop an EX!!!!
NOOOOOOO!!! LMFAO!!! No you didnt suggest that!
WHOA,
MY BESTIE LOVES IT…SHE KEEPS TRYING TO TALK ME INTO TRYING…I KEEP TELLING HER NO THANK YOU…
Salad Tossing Practice for beginners:
Ball your fist up. Turn to the side. Insert tongue in center of balled fist. Practice.
Test on parter later. Enjoy.
lol
@Lady A
I CAN’T GO PAST THE TAINT…THAT’S MY SECURITY FENCE RIGHT THERE
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LMAO!!!
I want to try Ex during sex.
Is that wrong?
Anybody here every do it? How long does the effect last. Can i do this on a regular day or will I need to weekend to recouperate? 4 day weekend perhaps?
The construction worker sounds like a hoe to go over to the West African lady’s house to get his ***** sucked. The west african lady was a hoe, too. How desperate for some head was that guy? How desperate was she to do it? Hoes and *****s are that desperate to *****. They are also eager to catch a STD.
Redd Foxxx,
Hey Baby Sis!!!!
I see you in here getting it in! LMAO!!!
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YEP! I have been cutting up a lot lately. I don’t know what’s gotten into me.
Its ok ma. We all need to let loose sometime. You know me I stay hot in the azz!
I think men who like ***** sex are homos.
Thanks Bossip fam I have learned some things that I will be sharing with the boo tonite
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Ima need those boots she has on in the pic. Nothing on and those boots what man could resist.
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You should get a pair and let me see if I can resist (Big Chester the Cat grin)
You have a woman so I wouldnt temp you like that.
too much in the bedroom’: Years ago I dated a foreign guy and right before climax he said something in his native tongue (I had no idea what he was saying)….this immediately turned me off and I never slept with him again…lmao!
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I could see that, foriegn guys tend to um have a different odor too. Some times it is not body odor. My friend slept with this Indian Man and said he smelled like curry and other spices and it was just too overwhelming for her.
@ IJM
I’ve never done it. I’ve heard that it’ll make it so good that regular won’t be as satisfying anymore, that’s why I never tried it.
OMG OMG OMG @ the salad tossing and ***** sex. I’m telling yall my jaw is on the floor in awe and shock!!! I love this!!
So sad because black women have been trained all their lives to be a good girl, wait for Mr. Right, and don’t be a freak. No wonder I see women that are in their 40s going buckwild these days.
@ candy cane
AINT NOTHING INSECURE OVER HERE BABY
first of all I am bright enough to realize that women with self esteem issues DO HOE ***** PERIOD.
And i like women that do HOE *****, I like that kinda *****, what I do not like is if there is mental issues to the reason you do this *****, like I said *****ody wants a HOE, you are not a man (I hope you aint anyway) so you having a problem distinguishing what I am really sayin so let a ***** put this ***** in laymans for ya
IF WE MEET AND I GET THE FULL TREATMENT THE SAME NIGHT, Im KINDA THINK YOU ON THE HOEISH SIDE just sayin, NOW IF WE MEET GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT WE LIKE SEXUALLY, NO PROB
and if you doing me and like 3 other *****s at the same time,HOEISH, but it just me and you in an intimate relationship, You could do whatever and a ***** wont even bat an eye
@ cANDY
I feel ya, I love sex, and when its good.. I express myself. Hell, my turn on, is his reaction when he is enjoying it!! Turns me on soooo good!! He needs to chill out and just enjoy!! Dude act like he keep a notebook and a calculator next to the bed *****yzing sh*t!!
@ Mark
Just relax baby
omg, sex on an x pill is *****ing un-believeable. Just seriously being honest.
I want to try Ex during sex.
Is that wrong?
Anybody here every do it? How long does the effect last. Can i do this on a regular day or will I need to weekend to recouperate? 4 day weekend perhaps?
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OK once a long time ago, I would suggest you do it on a weekend. You don’t wanna follow that ***** up with work. Damn “Disco Biscuit” had me on point tho!
And i like women that do HOE *****, I like that kinda *****
WHAT EXACTLY IS “HOE *****”?…JUST WONDERING
lurking
BG U KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND I WAS GONNA COMMENT ON THAT NEW SN.
Ima need those boots she has on in the pic. Nothing on and those boots what man could resist.
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You should get a pair and let me see if I can resist (Big Chester the Cat grin)
You have a woman so I wouldnt temp you like that.
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Awww, ok. Guess i’ll have to get her a pair and let you know. lol
@Mark rich
We get your drift homie, well at least I do. You basically want a woman to slowly let out her inner freak. Not give you everything in the 1st night.
So sad because black women have been trained all their lives to be a good girl, wait for Mr. Right, and don’t be a freak. No wonder I see women that are in their 40s going buckwild these days.
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True, cuz I don’t know many dudes that are going to stick around for boring sex.
Whoa,
So sad because black women have been trained all their lives to be a good girl, wait for Mr. Right, and don’t be a freak. No wonder I see women that are in their 40s going buckwild these days.
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There is a LOT of truth to this comment. I feel that the restrictive manner in which some women are raised really hampers their sexuality. I have heard several of my girlfriends mention that they feel guilty for wanting to explore something that’s natural because they were taught that they should always be “good girls” because “boys will be boys”. It’s really a form of repression.
@Mark Rich
calm down dude. Chill out. Do what you want. But you still come off a tad bit too *****ytical and judgy. You think about it too much, that’s why you cant enjoy. As long as she’s clean, let her past and business be history.
You need to get laid … like yesterday.
@ MARK RICH
Calm down hun! We are just having a little fun. I feel what you are saying. But foreal though just because a chic does not give you head or the full treatment the first go does not mean she is not a hoe. See women are smart and know how to play with your heads. She could be a damn prostitute and playing good girl to you and you would never even know.
TRUTH
Stop lurking!
@IJM
He was from Israel, and he didn’t smell bad at all. But he was gorgeous and we dated casually for a few weeks. But, after that episode I was kind of repulsed and kept him at a distance from that point on…lol!
So sad because black women have been trained all their lives to be a good girl, wait for Mr. Right, and don’t be a freak. No wonder I see women that are in their 40s going buckwild these days.
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*stepping on the soap box*
I don’t think that you should be FREAKY with everybody. I am saying this later in life, but didn’t live to that standard earlier in love. But somethings should definitely be saved for your long time lover/husband. Tossing salad being one of them.
*steps off soap box and exits stage left*
@ whoa and Treasure and Candy
dudes dont know what they want. If you give in and just enjoy yourself and do you, they think you effin every and if you try yo abtsain they think you boring or not worth their time. You cant win…so I say DO YOU
@IJM
He was from Israel, and he didn’t smell bad at all. But he was gorgeous and we dated casually for a few weeks. But, after that episode I was kind of repulsed and kept him at a distance from that point on…lol!
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Oh okay….
Wonder what he said….did you ever ask him
LET THE HOE OUT….Oh oh oh oh oh LET THE HOE OUT
@trs
There is a LOT of truth to this comment. I feel that the restrictive manner in which some women are raised really hampers their sexuality. I have heard several of my girlfriends mention that they feel guilty for wanting to explore something that’s natural because they were taught that they should always be “good girls” because “boys will be boys”. It’s really a form of repression.
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Oh yes girl. I’m so glad I have broken out of that mindset. I used to be real close minded about sex until I meant a man 10 yrs older than me that taught me how to *****. On top of that having female friends some my age some older telling me not to knock it until I try it. Yup. Eversince then “Imma do me!” LMAO
I’m sorry, but I’m a black woman and I have always embraced my sexuality. I’ve known black and white women who were too caught up on what other people thought. I think that’s women in general. look at Mark’s comments, … a woman always have to worry about some idiot calling her a hoe. but I dont care, I know what I am.
sorry, but I really dont think it’s a black women thing, it’s more religious and stereotypical than anything.
muslim women cant even show skin, let alone talk about the fun of *****ing.
@Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
TRUTH
Stop lurking!
DEAD STOP CALLING ME OUT!!!! LMFAO
BG WHAT UP DADDY SO I’VE READ DURING MY SESSION OF LURKING THAT U ADMITTED TO LIKING THE SALAD TOSSED OK NO SIDE EYE TO THAT AS LONG AS A CHICK IS DOING IT WHICH I KNOW U THAT WOULD DEF BE THE SITUATION. BUT ARE U WIT THE CHICK LAYING U ON UR BACK AND TROWIGN UR LEGS UP LIKE A ***** AND DOING IT LIKE THE STORY UP TOP??????
IM JUST CURIOUS AS ALL
What happened to the shaved ***** comment?
Whoa,
Oh yes girl. I’m so glad I have broken out of that mindset. I used to be real close minded about sex until I meant a man 10 yrs older than me that taught me how to *****. On top of that having female friends some my age some older telling me not to knock it until I try it. Yup. Eversince then “Imma do me!” LMAO
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*rapidly nods head in agreement*
Whoa,
So sad because black women have been trained all their lives to be a good girl, wait for Mr. Right, and don’t be a freak. No wonder I see women that are in their 40s going buckwild these days.
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There is a LOT of truth to this comment. I feel that the restrictive manner in which some women are raised really hampers their sexuality. I have heard several of my girlfriends mention that they feel guilty for wanting to explore something that’s natural because they were taught that they should always be “good girls” because “boys will be boys”. It’s really a form of repression.
So true ladies. I went without sex for a whole year because I was not in a relationship and I thought it was a bad thing to have a friend with benefits. That was then though.
@ BG
I knew I liked your style for a reason.
Ex
Weekend time *check*
What about water….I heard that you need a surplus of water or some type of drink available…any truth to this??
My wife likes getting choked…. Personally I don’t feel comfortable doing it but I do it anyways
@IJM
*stepping on the soap box*
I don’t think that you should be FREAKY with everybody. I am saying this later in life, but didn’t live to that standard earlier in love. But somethings should definitely be saved for your long time lover/husband. Tossing salad being one of them.
*steps off soap box and exits stage left*
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I agree
I went without sex for 3 years..
BUT ARE U WIT THE CHICK LAYING U ON UR BACK AND TROWIGN UR LEGS UP LIKE A ***** AND DOING IT LIKE THE STORY UP TOP??????
IM JUST CURIOUS AS ALL
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Brooklyn, Man UP!
@ The Truth
Nah a chick aint gone fold me up and get at me like that tho…don’t wanna give no chick a ***** nose!
heygurrrrl!
@ whoa and Treasure and Candy
dudes dont know what they want. If you give in and just enjoy yourself and do you, they think you effin every and if you try yo abtsain they think you boring or not worth their time. You cant win…so I say DO YOU
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Dudes know exactly what they want, I think that’s the issue. Each dude wants something different. If you want to know what a guy likes, tell him that he can do whatever he wants to you once. You’ll figure it out. Tell the next guy you’re with he’s welcome and I accept Money Orders, no checks. lol
@IJM
Nope! Didn’t want to know…lol…
@ Brooklyn
I love choking, just relax and take ur frustration out on her, but dont kill her!! LOL but for real u might like it
My wife likes getting choked…. Personally I don’t feel comfortable doing it but I do it anyways
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TRUE STORY!! I do too. That ish makes me ***** crazily….but no one ever does it has never been done has hard as I wanted it to be done.
One time i had this red belt around my neck….umm, I’ll p***** on the rest of that story.
This is some crazy *****!
Men want a fat *****, nice figure, sex monster etc. but dont even have the decency to shave their nut sacks.
not fair.
@ Whoa
Oh yes girl. I’m so glad I have broken out of that mindset. I used to be real close minded about sex until I meant a man 10 yrs older than me that taught me how to *****. On top of that having female friends some my age some older telling me not to knock it until I try it. Yup. Eversince then “Imma do me!” LMAO
HELL YEAH!!! Its so Fn liberating!!! I refuse to deprive myself anymore. Just cause Mr so called Fn right hasnt shown up!
IJM
I went without sex for 3 years
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What made you hold it that long?
What about water….I heard that you need a surplus of water or some type of drink available…any truth to this??
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Or some type of juice, you wanna make you sure you stay cool
AWESOME,
I AGREE…DUDES KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE…SOMETIMES U GOTTA SHOW THEM SOME NEW THINGS BUT THAT ADDS TO THE FUN I THINK
@ Candy lol
why u punking Brooklyn!! LOL
@The truth
DEAD STOP CALLING ME OUT!!!! LMFAO
BG WHAT UP DADDY SO I’VE READ DURING MY SESSION OF LURKING THAT U ADMITTED TO LIKING THE SALAD TOSSED OK NO SIDE EYE TO THAT AS LONG AS A CHICK IS DOING IT WHICH I KNOW U THAT WOULD DEF BE THE SITUATION. BUT ARE U WIT THE CHICK LAYING U ON UR BACK AND TROWIGN UR LEGS UP LIKE A ***** AND DOING IT LIKE THE STORY UP TOP??????
IM JUST CURIOUS AS ALL
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LMAO!!! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that’s what yo ***** get mama!! Over here lurking and not joining in. You know better than that! LOL
I went without sex for 3 years
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I woulda been in the crazy house!
Whats good peoples…
IJM
I went without sex for 3 years
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What made you hold it that long?
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I told you hubby is on a state paid vacation. But that is okay. Holding out on that led to the best sex ever. Conjugal visit sex!!! LOL! But for real….it is the bomb!
007-SALUTE!!!
Hey Pimpin’
*WENT WITHOUT SEX FOR 21YRS* N BECAME A MONSTER FEEN AFTERWARDS…SMH
IJM
I went without sex for 3 years..
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Why would you do that to yourself? Like some good dough, that thang needs frequent kneading
One time i had this red belt around my neck….umm, I’ll p***** on the rest of that story.
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Yall played ride the horsie didnt you??? Thought I made that game up
@ BG
Thanks for this info.
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Hey Pimpin’
Hello “Beast” Tippin my hat in respect =]
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
I went without sex for 3 years..
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heygurrrl
lol *wink*
PIMPIN!!!!
IJM
I went without sex for 3 years..
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Why would you do that to yourself? Like some good dough, that thang needs frequent kneading
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Read my above response to TRS
PIMPIN-SALUTE
*STILL FANTASIZES THE IRONMAN POSITION*…I WILL ACHIEVE THAT SOONER OR LATER
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
PIMPIN!!!!
Hey lovely lady, ya’ll got me in love with Virgo women right about now!
IJM,
I see. WOW!!! And I thought I had it bad! I bet you burned a hole in that bed girl!!!!
PIMPIN!!!! Salute!
@ Lady A
Yeah, there’s nothing like learning something new. I’ll be the struggling student and you be the naughty substitute teacher.
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
*STILL FANTASIZES THE IRONMAN POSITION*…I WILL ACHIEVE THAT SOONER OR LATER
Yes you will, it will happen outside too, I’ll lift you up like cali erb girl!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
I went without sex for 3 years..
WOW! I thought a year was long.
@ IJM
Ah ok
Pimpin!!!!
Whoa! aka Toot-it-up! Calling for sterilization of the no goods.
PIMPIN!!!! Salute!
Whoa whats good, how you been, I see you still got the sideshot gravie game on lock! =]
*WENT WITHOUT SEX FOR 21YRS* N BECAME A MONSTER FEEN AFTERWARDS…SMH
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Started at 16 and went from minnow to whale!!
trs aka treasure chest
Pimpin!!!!
Still I rise, Still I rise…. =]
PIMPIN!!!
One time i had this red belt around my neck….umm, I’ll p***** on the rest of that story.
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Yall played ride the horsie didnt you??? Thought I made that game up
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You don’t worry about all that! LOL!
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Whats good triple OG?
Oh ok IJM I see now. Damn.
IJM,
I see. WOW!!! And I thought I had it bad! I bet you burned a hole in that bed girl!!!!
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BUT….Where do you think I learned about the baby oil slip and slide LOL??
Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
@ Lady A
Yeah, there’s nothing like learning something new. I’ll be the struggling student and you be the naughty substitute teacher.
IONO AFTER THAT YOU MAY WANT YOUR REAL TEACHER TO BE ABSENT MORE OFTEN
@ AWESOME
OMG!!! thats my fantasy!! I need to get an A on the test or I fail the cl*****… Is there anything I can do? Cl*****ic!!
Question:
When did you guys get started? (First time)
facts state a mans g-spot is through his ***** on his prostat. I’ve heard one of the best nuts a guy could experience is by placing the beads in the “designated area” and pulling them out when he nuts. I love to please my man so i have thought about asking him if he wants to try this but at the same time feel like i would be turned off if he’s for it lol ?!
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
IJM
I went without sex for 3 years..
LIL CUZO ***** BEEN DOWN FOR THAT LONG GEESH!!!
@TOOT IT UP WHAT UP MAMA????
@ Whoa
It’s all good. I get one more ride in the hay before the big day. I will start my countdown 3/1/10.
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
Started at 16 and went from minnow to whale!!
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Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
Whoa! aka Toot-it-up! Calling for sterilization of the no goods.
PIMPIN!!!! Salute!
Whoa whats good, how you been, I see you still got the sideshot gravie game on lock! =]
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You know this babes! This ***** don’t drop when I take my clothes off, LOL!
@
Truth
Nope….it was 3 years until we got our conjugals…he still down. A little less than 6 months to go though! WHOO!
Awesome,
Question:
When did you guys get started? (First time)
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Question:
When did you guys get started? (First time)
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Do you mean age wise??
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@
Truth
Nope….it was 3 years until we got our conjugals…he still down. A little less than 6 months to go though! WHOO!
devotion and loyalty a down ***** ***** dont get no better than that ur hubby better keep u close!!!!
Nope….it was 3 years until we got our conjugals…he still down. A little less than 6 months to go though! WHOO!
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***** that, if my girl was in the clink, that’s 3 years she would have to charge to the game.
Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
Question:
When did you guys get started? (First time)
21 GOING ON 22…GUESS IT WAS AN EARLY B-DAY GIFT
@ Lady A
My “superintendent” comes highly touted
PIMPIN,
THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP…I HEARD IT WAS GONNA RAIN 2MORROW…
@ IJM
Yeah, age
@awesome:19…but i’d say since at about 11 yrs old i was infatuated with sex, the human body and everything it was capable ofand still am till the this day.
I was 13…too young
Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
@ Lady A
My “superintendent” comes highly touted
DOESN’T MATTER CAUSE I’M THE DELEGATE ANYWAY
You know this babes! This ***** don’t drop when I take my clothes off, LOL!
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It’s been a while since I’ve given this out, but the Awesome Award goes to WHOA for this comment.
I was 13…too young
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Bust-it-baby!
13 isn’t too young. That’s how old I was. I had a loose 14 y/o girlfriend. lol
@ Heeyy
I was 13 too….don’t feel bad.
SMDH!
@The Truth
I’m good ma, just here taking in all this free sex ed info. LOL
@Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
18, freshman in college.
@ Mai2cents
That’s a good infatuation. I bet your man stays pleased.
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@
Truth
Nope….it was 3 years until we got our conjugals…he still down. A little less than 6 months to go though! WHOO!
devotion and loyalty a down ***** ***** dont get no better than that ur hubby better keep u close!!!!
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HE BETTER OR I’ll BE UP NORTH WITH YOU SENDING ME NEWPORTS…LOL But seriously too.
Um, he was good to the kid, so I will be good to him, you know.
@ BG
Well he was worth it. He slowed me down and gave me the best gift ever….so he got it.
I was 16 in high school when i lost mine.
@Awesome
It’s been a while since I’ve given this out, but the Awesome Award goes to WHOA for this comment.
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Thank you babes!!!!
@everyone else: I was 19 when I lost it, but was wanting to do it from like 3 years earlier (or maybe earlier). LOL
Men want a fat *****, nice figure, sex monster etc. but dont even have the decency to shave their nut sacks.
not fair.
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Co-sign 100%…My hubby manscapes on the regular…and I wouldn’t have it any other way…If I can do it for him..He can certainly clean the nuts for me…and nothing is too much as long as you are in a committed, honest relationship…Although I must say that *****ting, *****ing and fisting are not in my line-up…The only fluids Im down with in the bed are liquor,saliva and *****…Oh and the pineapple juice thing works…Hubby smells like a fruit basket..It’s wonderful…
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
@ Lady A
My “superintendent” comes highly touted
DOESN’T MATTER CAUSE I’M THE DELEGATE ANYWAY
Cool with me. I need to earn a raise n e way
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
Nope….it was 3 years until we got our conjugals…he still down. A little less than 6 months to go though! WHOO!
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***** that, if my girl was in the clink, that’s 3 years she would have to charge to the game.
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LMAO!!! Are we surprised at this you *****? LMAO!!!
@ Truth
Cuzzo you gonna countdown with me right??
14…and I was the late bloomer amongst my friends.
@Whoa! aka Toot-it-up! Calling for sterilization of the no goods.
@The Truth
I’m good ma, just here taking in all this free sex ed info. LOL
DEAD I KNOW YOOOO MY COMPANY ON SOME BS THEY TRYING TO WOEK A ***** TO DEATH I BEEN TRAINING ALL WEEK NO XTRA PAY FOR IT. AND IVE BEEN GETTING TRAINED TO TAKE A WHOLE NEW TERRITORY OF BROKER DEALER FIRMS IM NOT HAPPY AND I KNOW WHAT THEY UP TO THEY STREMLINEING THEY TAKING A HANDFULL OF PPL TRAINIGN THEM ON EVERYTHING TO CUT COST SO IF THEY FIRE A PERSON OR LAY OFF WELL HERE IS THESE PPL THAT KNOW ALL THE DIFFERERNT BROKERAGE FIRMS SO THEY WONT BE HURTING TO HIRE ANYONE FAST THIS SOME BULL***** CUS I HAD TO GET TRAINED AND ITS ALL THESE PPL ON MY TEAM WHO DIDNT BUT THEM *****Z WAS SWEATIMG, THE ONES WHO DIDNT GET CUS THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS . BUT ITS TOO MUCH WORK ON ME HONESTLY LMAO.
*****ofjane,
LOLOL ITS OK…I WAS THE LATEST BLOOMER AMONGST ALL MY FRIENDS
@Whoa, I bet, It look stout from here!
@Lady A, Get at me
14…and I was the late bloomer amongst my friends.
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I was the late bloomer too. Me and my two besties at the time lost ours within 9-10 months of each other.
Age of lost A.C. green, 16
I dont Im the one that needs to calm down
Anyway Hoe ***** is exactly that ***** that hoes do
I aint super judgmental and like I stated earlier it dont matter if you slept with one or one hundred, your mental state and respect for yourself is more important
Judgmental *****s have self esteem issues, I do not
And Im down to try new *****, but you aint fittin to play around a ***** ***** period, ***** is just disgusting
How can a ***** take you serious if anybody can get the ***** and all the pleasure that comes with the *****, I can be your emotionally rock and deal with helping you though life but if Tyrone getting the ***** and causing problems too, I cant ***** with you
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Whats good triple OG?
Cant call it.
@awesome: of course B)…i get my licks off knowing that he all worked up cause of what i’m doing- it turns me one to a point where i could get off on that.always been more of a giver than reciever.
@*****ofjane
I wish I had known your friends
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Whats good triple OG?
Cant call it.
Thats code for none of you business *****!
YO! STORY #3 THE SAME ***** HAPPENED TO ME. DAT WAS THE FIRST TIME A CHIC LICKED MY A$$. MAYBE THATS THE SAME GIRL…..LMBAO.
**I dont think I the one who needs to calm dowm
I was 15. I have a friend who lost hers at 12.
My friend slept with this Indian Man and said he smelled like curry and other spices and it was just too overwhelming for her.
LMAO DAT ***** IZ FUNNY BUT SUM OF Y’ALL MAKE SUM REAL VALID POINTS AN I’M TAKIN NOTES CUZ IM STILL A V (20 YRS OLD AN PROUD OF IT!) BUT WEN IT DO HAPPEN I WANNA KNO ALL DA TRICKS AN STUFF YALL TALKN BOUT. DEEZ STORIES WAS CRAZY THO MY WHOLE THING IZ WHY DON’T PEOPLE JUST ASK THEIR PARTNERS THER LIKES AND DISLIKES B4 DEY JUMP IN DA BED IT WOULD SAVE ALOT OF PROBLEMS AND U COULD BOUNCE IF U AIN’T INTO SUM OF DA FREAK ***** THEY IN…THINK ABOUT IT
How can a ***** take you serious if anybody can get the ***** and all the pleasure that comes with the *****, I can be your emotionally rock and deal with helping you though life but if Tyrone getting the ***** and causing problems too, I cant ***** with you
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Why y’all getting at Mark?
He seems to make sense…what did i miss?
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ Truth
Cuzzo you gonna countdown with me right??
YES CUZZO NO DOUBT IMA COUNT DOWN WITH U *****. FOR U DOING WHAT U DID AND HOLDING IT DOWN I WILL EVEN THROW A SET UP FOR U AND U KNOW I DONT REP NO COLORS IM OFF THAT DUMB ***** I DONT REP BLOOD OR CUZ I ONLY REP GREEN FOR MONEY LMAO. WHAT U WANT ME TO DO PUT MY LIGHTER UP FOR THE ***** TOUCHING DOWN U KNOW U BETTER POP SOME BOTTLES THROW IT ON HIS AZZ AND WHEN HE GIVE U THE SIDE EYE AND GO TO CUSS UR AZZ OUT DROP UR PANTIES PUT IT IN HIS FACE AND SAY SHUT UP ***** SWALLOW.
@ Kia
She wasn’t impressed to say the least!
28-16= 12
151/12= 12.58
12.58*12= 151 = Aint much that your boy aint done!
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Whats good triple OG?
Cant call it.
Thats code for none of you business *****!
You know I got luv for you. Same ish different day baby.
WHAT U WANT ME TO DO PUT MY LIGHTER UP FOR THE ***** TOUCHING DOWN U KNOW U BETTER POP SOME BOTTLES THROW IT ON HIS AZZ AND WHEN HE GIVE U THE SIDE EYE AND GO TO CUSS UR AZZ OUT DROP UR PANTIES PUT IT IN HIS FACE AND SAY SHUT UP ***** SWALLOW.
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WE POPPING BOTTLES, BLOWING GREEN LEAVES AND OF COURSE IMMA GET THAT EX SHYT POPPING. NUCCA AIN’T GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT HIM. I AM TAKING STRAIGHT CONTROL. LEAN BACK NUCCA, KICK YA FEET UP. I GOT THIS RIGHT NOW. LOL!
MAI2CENTS,
I DO THE SAME THING…RECEIVING IS GREAT BUT I GET OFF ON GIVING TOO
HEY SOUTHERN….YOU STILL IN HERE?
This has been very entertaining. Thanks everyone.
No tampering with my a$$,no vomitting,no waterworks, i’m wide open for everything else……that is all
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Whats good triple OG?
Cant call it.
Thats code for none of you business *****!
You know I got luv for you. Same ish different day baby.
I know just jokes, the feeling is mutual for you though!
MAI2CENTS,
I DO THE SAME THING…RECEIVING IS GREAT BUT I GET OFF ON GIVING TOO
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VIRGOS STAND UP!!!
THIS IS MY MANTRA RIGHT HERE!
WHAT UP SNOOP!
@Whoa
What the ***** are you talking about? Black females being raised to be sexually restrictive? Impossible without daddy around. Fathers restrict girls sexual behaviors and since MOST black females dont have fathers around they suffer the sexual hang-ups and degradations of not enjoying sex but using it to keep the men around they didnt have growing up.
Didnt you know that girls without fathers in the home have problems reaching climax. This isnt the case for girls who did grow up with fathers in the home.
But ofcourse black folks, being largely socially illiterate want to talk about the superficialities of sex.
@awesome: of course B)…i get my licks off knowing that he all worked up cause of what i’m doing- it turns me one to a point where i could get off on that.always been more of a giver than reciever.
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The laws of reciprocity. It’s a beautiful thing. Give a little to get a lot.
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
No tampering with my a$$,no vomitting,no waterworks, i’m wide open for everything else……that is all
Pimpin Snoop SALUTE!!! I second that emotion!
@kia
MY WHOLE THING IZ WHY DON’T PEOPLE JUST ASK THEIR PARTNERS THER LIKES AND DISLIKES B4 DEY JUMP IN DA BED IT WOULD SAVE ALOT OF PROBLEMS AND U COULD BOUNCE IF U AIN’T INTO SUM OF DA FREAK ***** THEY IN…THINK ABOUT IT
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Because at the end of the day none of want to be judged or stereotyped. If a dude tels a chick he’s about to f*** for the first ime he like his *****hole played with and she’s not with that she may tall people she think he’s gay. If a guy is about to have his sexual encounter with a female he’s seeing and she asks him to ***** on her face or let me swallow, he’s going to *****ume she’s a freak or a w*****.
It is what it is. Unfortunately most of us have to wait until we are comfortable with our partner to introduce something we haven’t tried before or vice versa.
LMAOOO IJM
Ladies/Fellas:
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
SEXY SNOOP!
@ schoolteacher
Can you be described as naughty?
@MARK
I feel you. I get what ur saying. I just hear u keep mentioning other dudes. Im not trying to judge u either, its just sounds like you ran into some shady female characters before. Let that baggag go baby!!! You do have valid points though
PIMPIN,
ONLY 1 A DAY WILL DO FOR ME
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
WHAT U WANT ME TO DO PUT MY LIGHTER UP FOR THE ***** TOUCHING DOWN U KNOW U BETTER POP SOME BOTTLES THROW IT ON HIS AZZ AND WHEN HE GIVE U THE SIDE EYE AND GO TO CUSS UR AZZ OUT DROP UR PANTIES PUT IT IN HIS FACE AND SAY SHUT UP ***** SWALLOW.
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WE POPPING BOTTLES, BLOWING GREEN LEAVES AND OF COURSE IMMA GET THAT EX SHYT POPPING. NUCCA AIN’T GONNA KNOW WHAT HIT HIM. I AM TAKING STRAIGHT CONTROL. LEAN BACK NUCCA, KICK YA FEET UP. I GOT THIS RIGHT NOW. LOL!
DEAD WELL I AINT GOT TO TELL U HOMIE DO U LMAO.
Ladies/Fellas:
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
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4!!!
Pimpin
Ladies/Fellas:
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
4
Because at the end of the day none of want to be judged or stereotyped. If a dude tels a chick he’s about to f*** for the first ime he like his *****hole played with and she’s not with that she may tall people she think he’s gay.
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VERY TRUE BECAUSE I DAXN SURE DID THIS TO A NINJA!! WITH THE QUICKNESS I DID THIS…He still seems to f*ck with women now though but he hates me. Ahh ’tis life.
@Awesome…most definitely!
@kigali
@Whoa
What the ***** are you talking about?
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Kigali you’re gonna have to use your ignorant tactics w/ someone else. It won’t work with me. You can say or call me whatever you like. Cyber beefing/name calling is reeeeaaaaly wack. Have a great day
I’m still reading up above…Left for break awahile ago.
I see all the freaks postings in here. I think I’m still learning compared to you all. Call me “In Training
@Red Foxx,
” I refuse to deprive myself anymore. Just cause Mr so called Fn right hasnt shown up!”
You dont need a *****. You need a father.
Ladies/Fellas:
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
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None ya
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
PIMPIN,
ONLY 1 A DAY WILL DO FOR ME
Understood, some women got that “slinky puzzy”, it’ll go downhill on a *****, they can handle more…
Awesome,
Question:
When did you guys get started? (First time)
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16 going on 17…and @ 13 years old I was still playin with Barbie dolls!
IJM, PIMPIN, B-GIZZLE, REDD FOXX, TRS,JB, LOVELY LADY A, WHOA, AWESOME!!!!! WHAT’S POPPIN FAM??
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
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2
LMAOOOOOO@SLINKY
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
Ladies/Fellas:
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
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2 when I was creeping….lol
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Ladies/Fellas:
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
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None ya
C’mon beast, for you we gone put it like how many souls have you collected?
@ No You Can’t Be
HEY GIRLIE!!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Ladies/Fellas:
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
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None ya
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LOL @ none ya!
@Whoa
I havent called you a name. What proof do you have a black females being largely raised to be sexually restrictive? I am telling you the opposite is the case. Sexually restriction is learned behavior. You learn it from seeing mom being with her husband. Black females dont see that. How can they be restrictive? And dont answer about your own personal life. I am talking about generalities.
PIMPIN,
ONLY 1 A DAY WILL DO FOR ME
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Ditto!
*****SNOOP!!!!!*****
@ IJM
Happy Friday
I’m learning from the best up in here
Damn at Awesome and BG we got the same numbers, I don’t know about ya’ll but that last one was hard, I needed cheap vodka and to watch roots to tear that 4th meal up!
What up Snoop!!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Ladies/Fellas:
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
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None ya
C’mon beast, for you we gone put it like how many souls have you collected?
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Wow….
What you tryin to say pimpin’??
@ IJM
Happy Friday
I’m learning from the best up in here
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Shyt they teaching me too!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ No You Can’t Be
HEY GIRLIE!!
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HEY!
I see it’s gettin HOT up in here!
@ ladies/fellas……What’s the longest you went without sex??
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Ladies/Fellas:
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
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None ya
C’mon beast, for you we gone put it like how many souls have you collected?
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Wow….
What you tryin to say pimpin’??
I’m saying you come off as the type to have stalkers, *****s threatening suicide, genecide & hataside all in the name of some of that snapper!
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
@ ladies/fellas……What’s the longest you went without sex??
7 months
kigali
@Whoa
I havent called you a name. What proof do you have a black females being largely raised to be sexually restrictive? I am telling you the opposite is the case. Sexually restriction is learned behavior. You learn it from seeing mom being with her husband. Black females dont see that. How can they be restrictive? And dont answer about your own personal life. I am talking about generalities.
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*sigh* Kigali really, what scientist has done research (spending money) to see if black females are learn restrictive behavior when it comes to sex? No I don’t have proof Kigali, MY BAD DAMMIT!
I’ll leave myself out of it. But I know plenty of women, (I’ll say family and friends) who aren’t open to any type of sex except missionary. Women who don’t even want to talk about sex because it’s taboo. Women who look at sex as a dirty thing that should only be done in the dark.
Black women are raised to be good girls, who should hold on to their prize until they are married. As if that husband is going to guarantee them GREAT and enjoyable SEX! That’s all I’m saying. Geesh.
@ Pimpin
It was tough, but I set out to do a job, and failure was not an option. I slept until 2pm the next day.
I tried walking across a dude’s back with a size 11 heel on righ. He yelled pushed my big A$$ on the bed. So I think when you a big gurl 150lbs or more you are going to far thinking you light as a feather and he stiff as a board! LOL I put two hole marks on his A$$…He shouldn’ve suggested stuff like that tho
Snoop,
@ ladies/fellas……What’s the longest you went without sex??
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The longest I have been without it was 9 months. Had me climbing the calls and looking crazy.
@snoop
@ ladies/fellas……What’s the longest you went without sex??
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8 long and depressingly sad months
Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
@ Pimpin
It was tough, but I set out to do a job, and failure was not an option. I slept until 2pm the next day.
My *****, I aint touch nothing until a good 5 days later my damn self too…
Pimpin,
I’m saying you come off as the type to have stalkers, *****s threatening suicide, genecide & hataside all in the name of some of that snapper!
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You sound like you have experience with this matter!!
@ ladies/fellas……What’s the longest you went without sex??
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You late on this Snoopy
But 3 years. You can see above for the explanation.
@ ladies/fellas……What’s the longest you went without sex??
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A woman can go longer without sex as long as there is something occupying her.
Pimpin,
I’m saying you come off as the type to have stalkers, *****s threatening suicide, genecide & hataside all in the name of some of that snapper!
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You sound like you have experience with this matter!!
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R.I.P. I’m Just Me
@Whoa,
Sorry to break it to you Whoa but when I see black females on the street, when I talk to black men about their relationships with black females, the picture is largely negative. They appear to be quite vulgar, high risk and sexually irresponsible. And all the evidence from the Center of Disease Control pretty much confirms that view.
trs aka treasure chest
Pimpin,
I’m saying you come off as the type to have stalkers, *****s threatening suicide, genecide & hataside all in the name of some of that snapper!
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You sound like you have experience with this matter!!
Oh hell yes, I have run across Gambit, magic card puzzy a few times, Took a whole lot of Vodka and bear bryant quotes to come back from those types!
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
@ ladies/fellas……What’s the longest you went without sex??
4MONTHS
What’s the longest you went without sex??
5 Months – from my second time until my 14 bday. I vowed never to go that long ago again.
Pimpin,
I’m saying you come off as the type to have stalkers, *****s threatening suicide, genecide & hataside all in the name of some of that snapper!
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You sound like you have experience with this matter!!
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R.I.P. I’m Just Me
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Oh shyt! That was directed at me DUH! LOL I didn’t see the first part.
Well, um, I have had in the past you know. But i am a changed woman and although hubby is definitely my #1 stalker, he has that shyt in check.
@ IJM
Did you at least have a vibby in the night stand?
after my first time (13) I went 11 mos, but as and adult 2-3 months is my limit. I needs to be serviced!!!
Ladies…you ever wasted a coochie coupon!!! u waited and waited and then when u let him, it was wickedy wack!!! I feel ur pain!!
@ Pimpin
So if “souls” = stalkers I would say 3 and a possible like a spade hand. The jury is still out on one but it is too late for me to find out the truth, if it was really him. R.I.P. C.W.
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Pimpin,
I’m saying you come off as the type to have stalkers, *****s threatening suicide, genecide & hataside all in the name of some of that snapper!
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You sound like you have experience with this matter!!
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R.I.P. I’m Just Me
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Oh shyt! That was directed at me DUH! LOL I didn’t see the first part.
Well, um, I have had in the past you know. But i am a changed woman and although hubby is definitely my #1 stalker, he has that shyt in check.
MMMmm Hmmmmmm, Your honor the defense rests!
Hmm, I think too much for me would be a threesome or eatin *****. Otherwise I’m up to trying new things in new places. Hell, I just woke up from a deep slumber my hubby put me in last night/this morning. Daddy laid it down last night, on some new ***** I’d never had before.
@ Southern
Shyt I brought out the ***** stores. Batteries don’t last in my house LOL!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ Pimpin
So if “souls” = stalkers I would say 3 and a possible like a spade hand. The jury is still out on one but it is too late for me to find out the truth, if it was really him. R.I.P. C.W.
Yes lawd, I can detect mutant sexual powers in our midst!
Hmm, I think too much for me would be a threesome or eatin *****. Otherwise I’m up to trying new things in new places. Hell, I just woke up from a deep slumber my hubby put me in last night/this morning. Daddy laid it down last night, on some new ***** I’d never had before.
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Maybe he read yesterday’s thread
You had a stalker too but we checked him before he got his wig pushed back. LOL!
Lurking & LMFAO @ ya’ll, lol…
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
@ Pimpin
It was tough, but I set out to do a job, and failure was not an option. I slept until 2pm the next day.
My *****, I aint touch nothing until a good 5 days later my damn self too…
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Yea, i took like a week long hiatus myself
@ IMJ
LOL…I heard you on that one.
Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
@ Pimpin
It was tough, but I set out to do a job, and failure was not an option. I slept until 2pm the next day.
My *****, I aint touch nothing until a good 5 days later my damn self too…
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Yea, i took like a week long hiatus myself
I aint gone lie though, everyman got to get his limit and get “Full” every now and again!
Pimpin,
Oh hell yes, I have run across Gambit, magic card puzzy a few times, Took a whole lot of Vodka and bear bryant quotes to come back from those types!
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TRS is D.O.A at 3:27 EST
kigali
@Whoa,
Sorry to break it to you Whoa but when I see black females on the street, when I talk to black men about their relationships with black females, the picture is largely negative. They appear to be quite vulgar, high risk and sexually irresponsible. And all the evidence from the Center of Disease Control pretty much confirms that view.
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Well I don’t work in the CDC and my family is foreigners that grew up reading and spitting out bible verses verbatim by the time they’re 5. These women were raised to believe sex was dirty and something that shouldn’t happen until they are married. Something that is no meant to be enjoyable only for their husbands. A women that enjoyed sex was considered a jezebel.
lol ya’ll crazy…
i’ve never had more than a single person in a day but i’d say me and my boy have gone like 6 times in one day.
Mrs Glok,
Daddy laid it down last night, on some new ***** I’d never had before.
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Tell Glok I got a round of applause waiting for him. Get it mama!!!!
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ Southern
Shyt I brought out the ***** stores. Batteries don’t last in my house LOL!
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Whatz good miss? Happy Friday!
Funny that you say that because AA batteries don’t seem to last in my house either and I’m always wondering why, lol…. I never put two & two together, lmfao….
Whats the most people you hit off in one day?
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2 but @ the same time…This was before marriage though…Most black women are taught that certain aspects of sex are dirty or that only white people do them…I remember hearing my grandmother talk about masturbation and saying that it was a sin to touch yourself…A lot of black girls/women don’t learn abuot their bodies or what they want sexually because they are taught that it’s sinful to be sexual…Thats the reason you have so many teen mothers and young people with STDs maybe if they could explore and enjoy themselves without feeling like they are committing a sin or doing something wrong…maybe they wouldn’t be so quick to ***** freely…IMO..
@hey gurrlll
would you believe the opposite was true, I actually broke up somebody’s relationship when I was younger and I completely played shawty to the left cause I didnt like the ***** she was with, but then I started thinking what if a ***** did that ***** to me and the female was a good girl, just having relationship problems, and I really took advantage, lying and *****, whatever to get the *****, told she could leave that ***** and I was gon be there, lying my ***** off, and dude was ok i guess, wanted to marry her, they had a child together, so I guess it my conscience that *****ing with me now that Im more mature, cause in reality I didnt respect her and he did, I didnt reall want her long term like that he did, and I actually think the ***** tried to kill himself, so when my folks found about the ***** they gave me the business, so now I fell bad bout the *****, and I damn show dont want a ***** playing with my wiz like that
QUESTION FOR THE ladies/fellas……How long would you prefer to have sex (MINUS foreplay)?
Hey TRS!
Ladies/Fellas:
Have you ever sexed somebody on the low against the rules, like somebody brother, sister, auntie, uncle, mama, pops, whatever?
@ Brooklyn
HEY CUTIE!!!!!!!!! What’s good??
@ Heyyygurrrll
Ladies…you ever wasted a coochie coupon!!! u waited and waited and then when u let him, it was wickedy wack!!! I feel ur pain!!
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And he blames it on the wait…Or excitment…or tiredness. That’s when it’s time to make him a sandwich and lace his kool aid with Citris Magnasium!
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
QUESTION FOR THE ladies/fellas……How long would you prefer to have sex (MINUS foreplay)?
45 minutes of Robert Brister Jackson (Slave Breeding Sex)
@TRS
Chillin baby! What’s good with you?
Pimpin,
Ladies/Fellas:
Have you ever sexed somebody on the low against the rules, like somebody brother, sister, auntie, uncle, mama, pops, whatever?
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HELL NO!! That inbred ish is not where it’s at!
@Pimpin Willie Dynamite
Guilty! lol…
trs aka treasure chest
Pimpin,
Ladies/Fellas:
Have you ever sexed somebody on the low against the rules, like somebody brother, sister, auntie, uncle, mama, pops, whatever?
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HELL NO!! That inbred ish is not where it’s at!
Naw not yo own, I’m talking a friend of yours family members and what not, ***** that you knew wasn’t cool?
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
QUESTION FOR THE ladies/fellas……How long would you prefer to have sex (MINUS foreplay)?
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Until we half kill each other!!!!!
To me it’s just like a sport…there can only be one winner and I’m trying to bring my opponent to his knees!
heygurrrrl!
after my first time (13) I went 11 mos, but as and adult 2-3 months is my limit. I needs to be serviced!!!
Ladies…you ever wasted a coochie coupon!!! u waited and waited and then when u let him, it was wickedy wack!!! I feel ur pain!!
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ROTFLMAO! I think that most of us in here has at least wasted ‘one’ coupon!
@ Brooklyn
Ha now you know! Of course I always use the good batteries, refridgerate em & put them in the remote afterwards.
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
@Pimpin Willie Dynamite
Guilty! lol…
LMAO, expound on it pimp, give a scenario, not the whole truth now.
@Pimpin Willie Dynamite
You meant someone else’s family member, right?
Brooklyn,
@TRS
Chillin baby! What’s good with you?
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I’m good…watching the clock waiting to get off work and get my weekend poppin!!! What’s good for the weekend?
trs aka treasure chest
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
QUESTION FOR THE ladies/fellas……How long would you prefer to have sex (MINUS foreplay)?
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Until we half kill each other!!!!!
To me it’s just like a sport…there can only be one winner and I’m trying to bring my opponent to his knees!
Hell yes, I ***** like mortal kombat, beat the puzzy up and then throw that ***** back to you after screaming “Finish her”!
trs aka treasure chest
Pimpin,
Ladies/Fellas:
Have you ever sexed somebody on the low against the rules, like somebody brother, sister, auntie, uncle, mama, pops, whatever?
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HELL NO!! That inbred ish is not where it’s at!
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Lol. I think he’s talking about getting with a friend’s family memeber, not your own.
When I was in high school, I dated one of my teammates sisters. I was 16 and she was 20 but he knew. Later I got with another teammates sister and I don’t think he had a clue.
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
@Pimpin Willie Dynamite
You meant someone else’s family member, right?
Of course, I aint into that kissing cousins *****, to each his own!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
QUESTION FOR THE ladies/fellas……How long would you prefer to have sex (MINUS foreplay)?
45 minutes of Robert Brister Jackson (Slave Breeding Sex)
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LOL!
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
QUESTION FOR THE ladies/fellas……How long would you prefer to have sex (MINUS foreplay)?
45 minutes of Robert Brister Jackson (Slave Breeding Sex)
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LOL!
But if I get my ellen on, I want 30 minutes or how ever long it takes her to push my head away for that!
@southern cabbage patch
I kno!!! ok, skool my on the Citris?
@pimpin
I kissed my ex best friends ex boyfriend. She had just betrayed me after years of loyal friendship to her and he came at me so I did it. I wanted to screw him, but my conscious grabbed me and I was able to stop myself!! I dont care what a chick does to u…you dont wanna be that girl.
Pimpin,
Hell yes, I ***** like mortal kombat, beat the puzzy up and then throw that ***** back to you after screaming “Finish her”!
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You sound like you have brought a woman to tears. Is this true?
get my ellen on
LMAO!!!!!
@Pimpin Willie Dynamite
Let’s just say, if your sis is hot, keep her away from a dude like me, lol…
Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
trs aka treasure chest
Pimpin,
Ladies/Fellas:
Have you ever sexed somebody on the low against the rules, like somebody brother, sister, auntie, uncle, mama, pops, whatever?
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HELL NO!! That inbred ish is not where it’s at!
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Lol. I think he’s talking about getting with a friend’s family memeber, not your own.
When I was in high school, I dated one of my teammates sisters. I was 16 and she was 20 but he knew. Later I got with another teammates sister and I don’t think he had a clue.
3 Stacks, now thats keeping it pimpin!
trs aka treasure chest
Pimpin,
Hell yes, I ***** like mortal kombat, beat the puzzy up and then throw that ***** back to you after screaming “Finish her”!
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You sound like you have brought a woman to tears. Is this true?
Nope not tears, slobber as she slept soundly legs splayed open after the surgery, yes lawd!
@ Heygurllll.
Citric Magnasium is jus a lil something that will keep his A$$ home for awhile, until he gets his act together! LOL
@Southern Cabbage Patch
@ Brooklyn
Ha now you know! Of course I always use the good batteries, refridgerate em & put them in the remote afterwards.
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heygurrrrl!
@southern cabbage patch
I kno!!! ok, skool my on the Citris?
@pimpin
I kissed my ex best friends ex boyfriend. She had just betrayed me after years of loyal friendship to her and he came at me so I did it. I wanted to screw him, but my conscious grabbed me and I was able to stop myself!! I dont care what a chick does to u…you dont wanna be that girl.
I dig that, so do you feel like you made the right choice, or do you wish you would’ve went on and did it?
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
Ladies/Fellas:
Have you ever sexed somebody on the low against the rules, like somebody brother, sister, auntie, uncle, mama, pops, whatever?
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WTF (thats crazy)… And real talk, I don’t think that you’ll get anyone to respond to that one (at least at admitting to it you won’t!)!
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
@Pimpin Willie Dynamite
Let’s just say, if your sis is hot, keep her away from a dude like me, lol…
Say no more pimp, you always been ice to me, the *****in Carlito of this Bossip *****, pimp on!
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
Ladies/Fellas:
Have you ever sexed somebody on the low against the rules, like somebody brother, sister, auntie, uncle, mama, pops, whatever?
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WTF (thats crazy)… And real talk, I don’t think that you’ll get anyone to respond to that one (at least at admitting to it you won’t!)!
Maybe not, but it makes for interesting convo all the same in my book =]
I’ve banged my friends:
Sister
Cousin
Girl
Aunt
and
Neice
Ladies…you ever wasted a coochie coupon!!! u waited and waited and then when u let him, it was wickedy wack!!! I feel ur pain!!
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This is one of the greatest tragedies a woman can experience. What kills me is the ones who be talking noise all that noise in the sack. Talking about “whose is it??” when they aren’t doing anything but making me wish I got a mani/pedi instead!
@TRS
I’m good…watching the clock waiting to get off work and get my weekend poppin!!! What’s good for the weekend?
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Thatz whatz up! I’m going to Hooters after work with a few of my co-workers to get a head start on my B-Day celebration tomorrow, lol…
Scorpio’s Stand UP!!!
Pimpin,
Hell yes, I ***** like mortal kombat, beat the puzzy up and then throw that ***** back to you after screaming “Finish her”!
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Oh yes!!
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
I’ve banged my friends:
Sister
Cousin
Girl
Aunt
and
Neice
Damn 007, family reunion or 3-some is all the same to you pimp… My *****!
@ Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
I’ve banged my friends:
Sister
Cousin
Girl
Aunt
and
Neice
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P.I.M.P.
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
QUESTION FOR THE ladies/fellas……How long would you prefer to have sex (MINUS foreplay)?
45 minutes of Robert Brister Jackson (Slave Breeding Sex)
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LOL!
But if I get my ellen on, I want 30 minutes or how ever long it takes her to push my head away for that!
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DAMN, she has to push you’re head away (SO IT’S LIKE DAT!?! WOW…
Whoa! aka Toot-it-up! Calling for sterilization of the no goods.
Pimpin,
Hell yes, I ***** like mortal kombat, beat the puzzy up and then throw that ***** back to you after screaming “Finish her”!
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Oh yes!!
Say when!
Nope not tears, slobber as she slept soundly legs splayed open after the surgery, yes lawd!
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LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!!
You had her slobbering? lol
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Maybe he read yesterday’s thread
You had a stalker too but we checked him before he got his wig pushed back. LOL!
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LoL, maybe that was it, cuz I know how he gets when men talk to me, or maybe it was that I told him I need some attention, all I know is he blew my back out, from the night until the morning. LMAO
@ Pimpin
They were both bangers. It would’ve been against the law to turn those down.
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
QUESTION FOR THE ladies/fellas……How long would you prefer to have sex (MINUS foreplay)?
45 minutes of Robert Brister Jackson (Slave Breeding Sex)
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LOL!
But if I get my ellen on, I want 30 minutes or how ever long it takes her to push my head away for that!
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DAMN, she has to push you’re head away (SO IT’S LIKE DAT!?! WOW…
My eat game is getting a reality show!
Brooklyn,
Thatz whatz up! I’m going to Hooters after work with a few of my co-workers to get a head start on my B-Day celebration tomorrow, lol…
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HAPPY EARLY B-DAY BROOKLYN!!!!
*cyber hugs and kisses*
My question is
Do guys know when/if a female is fakin orgasim or not? Like can ya’ll feel the explosion or do ya’ll jus play along?
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
@TRS
I’m good…watching the clock waiting to get off work and get my weekend poppin!!! What’s good for the weekend?
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Thatz whatz up! I’m going to Hooters after work with a few of my co-workers to get a head start on my B-Day celebration tomorrow, lol…
Scorpio’s Stand UP!!!
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**I’M STANDING PROUD!**
@ PIMPIN
Im glad I didnt, cuz it wasnt some regular dude, it was “that” ex. You know the one you can neva quite get ova. So she wouldve been very hurt. besided its plenty of otha peoples ex boyfriends I can mess with!! LOL now that pimpin nicca!
trs aka treasure chest
Nope not tears, slobber as she slept soundly legs splayed open after the surgery, yes lawd!
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LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!!
You had her slobbering? lol
Yeah so what, during she was licking and sucking on my forearms, I know the dyck game good when I get hickies on my forearms!
@boyfriend # 2
Hell yea, scorpios baby!!!
@trs aka treasure chest
Tell Glok I got a round of applause waiting for him. Get it mama!!!!
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LMAO, that’s why his ego is so big now.
How are you girl?
@ Brooklyn
Happy Early B Day from Georgia
heygurrrrl!
@ PIMPIN
Im glad I didnt, cuz it wasnt some regular dude, it was “that” ex. You know the one you can neva quite get ova. So she wouldve been very hurt. besided its plenty of otha peoples ex boyfriends I can mess with!! LOL now that pimpin nicca!
Well ***** then, I love your vision, I can respect that to the fullest… And yes that define Pimpin! =]
@ Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
@Pimpin Willie Dynamite
Let’s just say, if your sis is hot, keep her away from a dude like me, lol…
Say no more pimp, you always been ice to me, the *****in Carlito of this Bossip *****, pimp on!
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HAHAHAHAHA… I like that Pimpin, lol…
The Carlito Brigante’ of this bossip sh*t, lol…
Got a ring to it, lol…
Thanks Georgia
@#2: after foreplay, no longer than an a hour and thirty minutes. after that it starts to seem like were just doin it to do it. usually i’ve already had mine by this time anyway & if he aint tryna to hold it back he should have been satisfied by this time too.
Do guys know when/if a female is fakin orgasim or not? Like can ya’ll feel the explosion or do ya’ll jus play along?
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Hubby says he knows because besides the squirting (which doesn’t occur every time anyways) he says my wall muscles contract and release crazily…so he knows.
My eat game is getting a reality show!
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Mine is getting a 30 min. infomercial!
Awesome-O-3000 (Sir Sticks-a-lot)
@ Pimpin
They were both bangers. It would’ve been against the law to turn those down.
I fully condone that type behaviour
Pimpin,
Yeah so what, during she was licking and sucking on my forearms, I know the dyck game good when I get hickies on my forearms!
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What part of the DMV are you from again?
@TRS
Thanks for the shoutouts baby
Back @ cha!!!!
heygurrrrl!
@boyfriend # 2
Hell yea, scorpios baby!!!
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i second that B)
kigali
@Red Foxx,
” I refuse to deprive myself anymore. Just cause Mr so called Fn right hasnt shown up!”
You dont need a *****. You need a father.
Who are you? I mean wtf? I have a Father who is in heaven and he loves me and has never let me down and never will. You need Jesus!
trs aka treasure chest
Pimpin,
Yeah so what, during she was licking and sucking on my forearms, I know the dyck game good when I get hickies on my forearms!
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What part of the DMV are you from again?
Virginia, as in Vagina Is For Lovers, never forget this crucial part!
@ IJM
Wondered where you were!
Well you are one of those *Chosen Ones*…Ain’t no faking with you Hun. Sorry
Mrs Glok,
LMAO, that’s why his ego is so big now.
How are you girl?
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Girl I am chilling while I watch my peeps show out on here! It’s making the time go by quick!! LOL
Oh, and I am so proud of your marathon session! That’s the kind of marital bliss that I can’t wait to partake of!!
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
My eat game is getting a reality show!
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Mine is getting a 30 min. infomercial!
Mine is on Costa Rican sportscenter
I think the men who wrote in are either teenagers or sexually inexperienced. Lucky that the girl left their *****. I hope I do not meet these losers.
Personally, no *****ing, *****ting and no *****.
MY guy has hit it 5 times he is from Scotland, Nasty,Freaky and very large. He gives me this look and I am soaking wet.
We went to a little Korean place in Soho and at somepoint in the evening decided to finger me until I climaxed.Good times.
If u r not getting the big ‘O’ get a Rabbit *****, its magical
))))
trs aka treasure chest
Pimpin,
Yeah so what, during she was licking and sucking on my forearms, I know the dyck game good when I get hickies on my forearms!
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What part of the DMV are you from again?
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Brooklyn,
@TRS
Thanks for the shoutouts baby
Back @ cha!!!!
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I hope you get lots of bday sex too!!!!
Has your wife ever gotten you a stripper?
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
QUESTION FOR THE ladies/fellas……How long would you prefer to have sex (MINUS foreplay)?
45 minutes of Robert Brister Jackson (Slave Breeding Sex)
___________________________________________________
LOL!
But if I get my ellen on, I want 30 minutes or how ever long it takes her to push my head away for that!
___________________________________________________
DAMN, she has to push you’re head away (SO IT’S LIKE DAT!?! WOW…
My eat game is getting a reality show!
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YOU GOTTA LOVE A MAN THAT ‘LIKES TO PLEASE’ from head to toe!
@No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
@heygurrrrl!
I see my Scorpio sisters in the building, lol…
Ya’ll already know what I want for my b-day… S.E.X. S.E.X. & more S.E.X., lol… Stop me if I lie
Pimpin,
Virginia, as in Vagina Is For Lovers, never forget this crucial part!
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You making it hard to forget!
Ladies/Fellas:
Have you ever sexed somebody on the low against the rules, like somebody brother, sister, auntie, uncle, mama, pops, whatever?
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Yep Brother and Cousin (one person’s broham and one person’s cousin).
Shyt I lost my virginity to the cousin of the guy i was supposedly talking too. BUT THERE IS A LONG STORY BEHIND THAT AND A LOT OF F*CKING LIES SO THE NUCCA I WAS TALKING TO GOT WHAT HE DESERVED….SHOULD HAVE BEEN REAL FROM THE GATE!
Have you ever sexed somebody on the low against the rules, like somebody brother, sister, auntie, uncle, mama, pops, whatever?
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i banged my homies sisters, cousins, ex-girlfriends……not moms, that’s where i draw the line…lol
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
My eat game is getting a reality show!
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Mine is getting a 30 min. infomercial!
Mine is on Costa Rican sportscenter
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Mine has billboards in Vegas!
WHERE IS FLOWER LICKER???
COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!
Alright people. Time for me to get out of here and hit the gym. I’ll catch you later.
@Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
I’ve banged my friends:
Sister
Cousin
Girl
Aunt
and
Neice
shaking my head in disappointment
Dont get me wrong kigali there are problems in this world but its not just in the black community hun. Ignorance has no color, gender or age for that matter. You can sit up here and judge me all day boo but you dont know me. Just like I dont know if you are really black, male or female.
Whoa,
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That “alarm” that we discussed has being ringing far to long!
Yeah so what, during she was licking and sucking on my forearms, I know the dyck game good when I get hickies on my forearms!
THIS GOES HARD RIGHT HERE…I’M A NECK BITER AND AFTER DOING MY THING I ALWAYS LIKE TO PUT A HICKIE ON A GUY’S INNER THIGH…SMH@ MY OBSESSION.
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Ladies/Fellas:
Have you ever sexed somebody on the low against the rules, like somebody brother, sister, auntie, uncle, mama, pops, whatever?
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Yep Brother and Cousin (one person’s broham and one person’s cousin).
Shyt I lost my virginity to the cousin of the guy i was supposedly talking too. BUT THERE IS A LONG STORY BEHIND THAT AND A LOT OF F*CKING LIES SO THE NUCCA I WAS TALKING TO GOT WHAT HE DESERVED….SHOULD HAVE BEEN REAL FROM THE GATE!
Damn Beast, you wanna ride on this ***** huh?
@ IJM
Wondered where you were!
Well you are one of those *Chosen Ones*…Ain’t no faking with you Hun. Sorry
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I go on break around 3:30 errday!
trs aka treasure chest
Brooklyn,
@TRS
Thanks for the shoutouts baby
Back @ cha!!!!
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I hope you get lots of bday sex too!!!!
Has your wife ever gotten you a stripper?
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Hellz No! “I WISH” lol…
Now that would be P.I.M.P.
Shyt I lost my virginity to the cousin of the guy i was supposedly talking too.
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A chick just like you turned me into the STONE KOLD *****MONSTER i am today…ole *****! *not you her*
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
WAIT IJM DONT MAKE ME GET A BELT CLEAR THIS ***** UP FOR ME. YOU *****ED TWO BROTHER U KNOW BETTER THAN THAT *****!!!!!!!!
A man askin a woman to strap up & “give it to me” is going a bit too far in the bedroom!
@ Pimpin
He shouldn’t have lied, that is all I have to say. He said he was someone that he wasn’t.
Besides what was he going to do for me. His p e n i s was as big as my thumb. Come on! You ain’t taking no one’s virginity with that!
@PIMPIN
yea, I try to do the rite thing
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
WAIT IJM DONT MAKE ME GET A BELT CLEAR THIS ***** UP FOR ME. YOU *****ED TWO BROTHER U KNOW BETTER THAN THAT *****!!!!!!!!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT NOW.
You talk to him about it. Not me.
@ Kigali
Oh and if you were referring to me not having a biological father my parents are still married and i have always been Daddys little girl. So your stats dont apply to my family. We are not overweight, we are established, I am not a baby momma, and my mother is not single.
THIS GOES HARD RIGHT HERE…I’M A NECK BITER AND AFTER DOING MY THING I ALWAYS LIKE TO PUT A HICKIE ON A GUY’S INNER THIGH…SMH@ MY OBSESSION.
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AHEM!!! lol
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
My eat game is getting a reality show!
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Mine is getting a 30 min. infomercial!
Mine is on Costa Rican sportscenter
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Mine has billboards in Vegas!
I put my tongue in a womans back pocket and caused her zipper to burst as she squirt!
@ Lady A…
An obessesion or your Signature Marking?????
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ Pimpin
He shouldn’t have lied, that is all I have to say. He said he was someone that he wasn’t.
Besides what was he going to do for me. His p e n i s was as big as my thumb. Come on! You ain’t taking no one’s virginity with that!
This is true, but you now have outstanding snapper, while others have that ok ok!
Brooklyn,
Hellz No! “I WISH” lol…
Now that would be P.I.M.P.
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I would do that for a very special occasion like a major birthday. I was just wondering cause you said your wife was open to certain things.
“the middle of it she said, “rape me like your little w*****.” Then she wanted me to choke her”
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Oh Yes I have had these types before…lmao!!!
BG,
IT’S TRUE…THE BITING OF THE NECK JUST MEANS IT’S THAT GOOD….THE HICKIE ON THE INNER THIGH MEANS I JUST HANDLED YOU…THEN THERE’S MY FAMOUS STRUT…SMH
heygurrrrl!
@PIMPIN
yea, I try to do the rite thing
Thats the tuffest thing in life to do, but I respect how you stood tall though on that, you good with me! =]
Southern Cabbage Patch
@ Lady A…
An obessesion or your Signature Marking?????
YEH SIGNATURE MARKING ON THE INNER THIGH…IT’S AN OBSESSION.
who else in here is a SCORPIO and do yall being horny all the time?!!!!! I am a female and sometimes I swear I shoulda been a guy..only because of my sex drive!!
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
WAIT IJM DONT MAKE ME GET A BELT CLEAR THIS ***** UP FOR ME. YOU *****ED TWO BROTHER U KNOW BETTER THAN THAT *****!!!!!!!!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT NOW.
You talk to him about it. Not me.
WHAT THE THERE IS NO EXCUSS FOR THAT I HAD TO PULL MY LIL COUSIN NECK FOR THAT ***** THE STREETS WAS BUZZING ABOUT HER LIL AZZ. SHE *****ED ONE BROTHER THE LIL BROTHER THEN WAS *****IGN THE OLDER ONE AFTER THAT. IM LIKE WTF GIRL WE DONT LIVE IN WEST VIRGINA OR IN RURAL PA THERE ARE MORE PPL OUR HERE U KNOW BETTER THAN THAT ***** LMAO. SHE LOOKED AT MY SISTER AND MOUTHED SNITCH BUT THOUGYHT I DIDNT CATCH THAT ***** WIT THE SIDE EYE.
THE MOST I EVER DID WAS ***** ONE OF MY OLDER BROTHERS RIGHT HAND *****Z THATS EXCUSSABLE IT WAS A LONG TIME CRUSH.
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
My eat game is getting a reality show!
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Mine is getting a 30 min. infomercial!
Mine is on Costa Rican sportscenter
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Mine has billboards in Vegas!
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Mine is up for the *****el peace prize
heygurrrrl!
who else in here is a SCORPIO and do yall being horny all the time?!!!!! I am a female and sometimes I swear I shoulda been a guy..only because of my sex drive!!
Where are you at? And do I need the batman belt or bob vila toolbelt?
mai2cents
heygurrrrl!
@boyfriend # 2
Hell yea, scorpios baby!!!
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i second that B)
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There is nothing like us! Our convo is bananas AND WE EVEN DRESSED THE PART (WE GOT THE LOOKS HANDS DOWN!)! AND DARE we even mention our SEX GAME…LMAO!
I ‘VOTE’ that everyone (one day) who blogs in this thread on the regular show a ‘peek’ of what you really look like…
“she climbed inside the cage and told me to drag her out by her hair and choke her with my di*k.
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Wooow. I would have totally taken advantage of this situation!! lol
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
My eat game is getting a reality show!
____________________________________________
Mine is getting a 30 min. infomercial!
Mine is on Costa Rican sportscenter
_________________________________________
Mine has billboards in Vegas!
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Mine is up for the *****el peace prize
My eat game is the secret recipe for *****e-a-cola!
LMAO @ Snoop, BG, and Pimpin getting tv shows and prizes for their skills.
Southern Cabbage Patch
A man askin a woman to strap up & “give it to me” is going a bit too far in the bedroom!
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Agreed. Let me gon’ add that to my list.
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
BG,
IT’S TRUE…THE BITING OF THE NECK JUST MEANS IT’S THAT GOOD….THE HICKIE ON THE INNER THIGH MEANS I JUST HANDLED YOU…THEN THERE’S MY FAMOUS STRUT…SMH
LADY A LMAO not the strut ma. The famous walk away while he is laying there like wtf just happened. LOL!!!
@Tony Redds
“she climbed inside the cage and told me to drag her out by her hair and choke her with my di*k.
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Wooow. I would have totally taken advantage of this situation!! lol
DEAD
Brooklyn, Stand UP!
@No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
@heygurrrrl!
I see my Scorpio sisters in the building, lol…
Ya’ll already know what I want for my b-day… S.E.X. S.E.X. & more S.E.X., lol… Stop me if I lie
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NOPE…I EXPECT TO GET THE SAME!
Shyt I lost my virginity to the cousin of the guy i was supposedly talking too.
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A chick just like you turned me into the STONE KOLD *****MONSTER i am today…ole *****! *not you her*
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LET ME CLEAR THIS UP.
As I said I was young. So you know when you are younger and your friends hook you up. It was new years eve and my bestie (still to this day) was on the phone with her dude. It was like um, 5 of his friends/family there. I was talking on the phone with this one guy and i started feeling him. So i told bestie that i wanted to talk to him. It kind of got thrown by the way side. So 2-3 months later she comes back like oh dude from the party is feeling you too and wanted to talk to you. So i said _____#1___ and she said no his name was ____#2___. And I am like I thought it was ____#1____. (But we were tipsy so I thought maybe I forgot). So I met #2 thinking he was #1. And he was cool but something just felt off. He didn’t remember anything I told him or whatever. So low and behold I find out that #2 is NOT #1. #1 was trying to get a hold of me but because I was 4 years younger Bestie and her dude “felt it wouldn’t work with us”. So one day I am at #2’s house and #1 shows up. He was just my type. We started talking and it just sparked like it did on the phone. So we got together and were together for a while.
Come to find out #2 was running his mouth talking about he took virginity, etc. Lying to his friends and shyt anyway. So I put him on blast with his thumb-sized p e n i s.
Anyway, I do feel bad for not telling #2 first, what was happening. We did type do that behind his back. But everyone BUT ME and #1 knew the truth and everyone was hiding the whole truth from me. So I only feel so bad about the situation.
Speaking of Ellen
Men: do you all prefer a *****oris that pokes out or is hidden from view?
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
My eat game is getting a reality show!
____________________________________________
Mine is getting a 30 min. infomercial!
Mine is on Costa Rican sportscenter
_________________________________________
Mine has billboards in Vegas!
________
Mine is up for the *****el peace prize
My eat game is the secret recipe for *****e-a-cola!
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My eat game just got me a endorsement with NIKE
I put my tongue in a womans back pocket and caused her zipper to burst as she squirt!
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If eating ***** was an olympic sport I’d be the Mike Phelps of Cunnilingus!
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
LADY A LMAO not the strut ma. The famous walk away while he is laying there like wtf just happened. LOL!!!
LOLOL YEH EITHER THAT OR A BIG CHEESY SMILE ON HIS FACE..
HOW ABOUT BG, SNOOP, AND PIMPIN JUST BATTLE THIS OUT WHILE I MYSELF BE THE JUDGE ALONG WITH 2 OTHER LADIES…
@Whoa,
And as I said before dont *****ume all black females grew up like you.
@ Mrs. Glok
I feel ya Give em the side eye after that one!
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
My eat game is getting a reality show!
____________________________________________
Mine is getting a 30 min. infomercial!
Mine is on Costa Rican sportscenter
_________________________________________
Mine has billboards in Vegas!
________
Mine is up for the *****el peace prize
My eat game is the secret recipe for *****e-a-cola!
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My eat game just got me a endorsement with NIKE
I can do pushups with me cheeks while a chick sit on my face!
If eating ***** was an olympic sport I’d be the Mike Phelps of Cunnilingus!
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What proof do you have of this claim?
8 weeks is the longest you can get from me
If we aint begun an intimate relationship by then
you need to explain why you have been in so many bad relationship that you cant have sex with me even after knowing for almost 20% of a year
If we have quickie sex, we gotta ***** every night, if we have p*****ionate sex, I can hold out for 2-3 times a week
and honestly I aint eating you for my enjoyment, you when you reciprocate you need to do it for my enjoyment
If you a freak say so, just come out and say, “I dont do missionary average sex, I am adventurous”
just say the ***** and watch how happy that ***** gon be
If a ***** dont respect you he wont respect you, a ***** could meet you in a nun outfit at Easter M***** and can be introduced to you by the pastor, if he thank you a hoe, that whats he gon thank
And I never want to hear you talk about sucking somebody’s else *****, I could see the ***** on tape but I dont want to hear you talk about the *****, especially to hear talk like you enjoyed and ready to do the ***** to him again(you get the side eye for that *****)
and absolutely no tying me up, I wouldnt give a damn what for
And if you gon give me head and not sex please finish (you know what Im talking about) sex has to end in climax for me, I know women dont always ***** but a man have sex and not *****ming is called a waste of time
My eat game is the secret recipe for *****e-a-cola!
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Mine is the Herbs and Spices they used for KFC
LOLOL YEH EITHER THAT OR A BIG CHEESY SMILE ON HIS FACE..
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@PIMPIN
Im in Ga baby!!! I gets it in. on a bit of a self-emposed dry spell right know. trying to control my urges ya know!! looking for mr right
TWIN,
THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING…CAN I BE A PERSONAL JUDGE…TRUST MY SCORE CARDS ARE NOT EASY TO WIN.
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
WAIT IJM DONT MAKE ME GET A BELT CLEAR THIS ***** UP FOR ME. YOU *****ED TWO BROTHER U KNOW BETTER THAN THAT *****!!!!!!!!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT NOW.
You talk to him about it. Not me.
WHAT THE THERE IS NO EXCUSS FOR THAT I HAD TO PULL MY LIL COUSIN NECK FOR THAT ***** THE STREETS WAS BUZZING ABOUT HER LIL AZZ. SHE *****ED ONE BROTHER THE LIL BROTHER THEN WAS *****IGN THE OLDER ONE AFTER THAT. IM LIKE WTF GIRL WE DONT LIVE IN WEST VIRGINA OR IN RURAL PA THERE ARE MORE PPL OUR HERE U KNOW BETTER THAN THAT ***** LMAO. SHE LOOKED AT MY SISTER AND MOUTHED SNITCH BUT THOUGYHT I DIDNT CATCH THAT ***** WIT THE SIDE EYE.
THE MOST I EVER DID WAS ***** ONE OF MY OLDER BROTHERS RIGHT HAND *****Z THATS EXCUSSABLE IT WAS A LONG TIME CRUSH.
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Listen it wasn’t right BUT ALL PARTIES involved were in agreement. There was a lot of smoke, a lot of liquor and one thing led to another.
@ Pimpin Willie & Bg
I ain’t never seen dudes so confident in eatin’
Ya’ll deserve medals for speakin out about it!!!
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
I put my tongue in a womans back pocket and caused her zipper to burst as she squirt!
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If eating ***** was an olympic sport I’d be the Mike Phelps of Cunnilingus!
I can make the ***** juggle itself!
If eating ***** was an olympic sport I’d be the Mike Phelps of Cunnilingus!
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What proof do you have of this claim?
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Well there is only one way, and I love practicing my craft
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
My eat game is the secret recipe for *****e-a-cola!
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Mine is the Herbs and Spices they used for KFC
My tongue is maxwell on the floor in till the cops come knocking!
@#2: in total agreeance. nothing you could tell us seems farfetched no matter what the situation is …*feelin sexy
Twin,
TWIN,
THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING…CAN I BE A PERSONAL JUDGE…TRUST MY SCORE CARDS ARE NOT EASY TO WIN.
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AMEN!!!!! Some dudes can murder your stuff going all hard and ish if they don’t know what they are doing. If you don’t come correct with me this is what you will get:
heygurrrrl!
@PIMPIN
Im in Ga baby!!! I gets it in. on a bit of a self-emposed dry spell right know. trying to control my urges ya know!! looking for mr right
Let me know when you ready! I need to visit GA ya’ll got a got-damn surplus of women down there..smh
@ Pimpin Willie & Bg
I ain’t never seen dudes so confident in eatin’
Ya’ll deserve medals for speakin out about it!!!
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Yeah, when I get down there it aint to blow no bubbles, I’m down there training…I hold the world record for tongue-ups!
trs aka treasure chest
Twin,
TWIN,
THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING…CAN I BE A PERSONAL JUDGE…TRUST MY SCORE CARDS ARE NOT EASY TO WIN.
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AMEN!!!!! Some dudes can murder your stuff going all hard and ish if they don’t know what they are doing. If you don’t come correct with me this is what you will get:
I eat to the beat of no ordinary love by Sade!
Pimpin,
My tongue is maxwell on the floor in till the cops come knocking!
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OMG no you did NOT go there!!! Most dudes don’t know about the power of that Urban Hang Suite! I have a newfound appreciation for you!
trs
Girl I am chilling while I watch my peeps show out on here! It’s making the time go by quick!! LOL
Oh, and I am so proud of your marathon session! That’s the kind of marital bliss that I can’t wait to partake of!!
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LoL… Yes girl, you’ll be floating in your office. Hell, sometimes I don’t even wanna go to work cuz I be feelin so good. LoL, just find a husband that is willing to satisfy all of your needs, before satisfying his, you’ll be popping out babies every year with that kind of lovin. LoL
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
My tongue is maxwell on the floor in till the cops come knocking!
SINGS* This is the highest cost,
Take you and make you off
lift you and leave you lost
Will you forgive me?
HEY TRUTH!
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
TWIN,
THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING…CAN I BE A PERSONAL JUDGE…TRUST MY SCORE CARDS ARE NOT EASY TO WIN.
I am champion, Tonguenist!
Well there is only one way, and I love practicing my craft
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Be glad you where you at!
mai2cents
@#2: in total agreeance. nothing you could tell us seems farfetched no matter what the situation is …*feelin sexy
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HELL YEAH!
^^^^^^ LOL
trs aka treasure chest
Pimpin,
My tongue is maxwell on the floor in till the cops come knocking!
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OMG no you did NOT go there!!! Most dudes don’t know about the power of that Urban Hang Suite! I have a newfound appreciation for you!
Its the way he made her feel wanted, and desired, this is all part of the craft, hence him crawling around her feet, and worshipping her!
TWIN,
I HATE WHEN A GUY GOES ALL HARD LIKE HE DOESN’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO…”EAT WITH P*****ION AND SHOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE” AND AFTERWARDS HE WOULD GET THE BIZ
Let me know when you ready! I need to visit GA ya’ll got a got-damn surplus of women down there..smh
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Yes sir….A Bevy of *****es in GA!!! Never had a bad time there!
@ BG
I responded to you.
@ Pimpin
You can read it too.
Pimpin,
I eat to the beat of no ordinary love by Sade!
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I truly thank you for the picture that you have painted with this comment.
trs aka treasure chest
Well there is only one way, and I love practicing my craft
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Be glad you where you at!
Shiiiit, Still I Rise, Still I Rise!
the ***** is my toungue speed bag…
Man I remember one crazy fun alchol filled night out with my boo, we went home to get it on and after a SHOWER, I’m goin down on him and he raised up his leg n told me to toss his salad, I was in shock, and did as he asked…looked like he was really enjoying it….but I was really turned off by it, I guess he could tell cause he never asked me again and we never spoke of it…mmmmmmmmm
Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
Let me know when you ready! I need to visit GA ya’ll got a got-damn surplus of women down there..smh
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Yes sir….A Bevy of *****es in GA!!! Never had a bad time there!
007 the got-damn airport in the A-town is wild enough, I can’t imagine being out ther for any length of time..smh
SO UMMM TRS…YOU GONNA MAKE A PIT STOP TO SEE ME DURING YOUR TIME IN VA?…LMAO
Twin,
TWIN,
I HATE WHEN A GUY GOES ALL HARD LIKE HE DOESN’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO…”
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Girl me too!! I can’t stand that weed wacker tongue…that’s a no no!
@ IJM
@ BG
I responded to you.
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Girl you know I aint reading all that *****! I just know that the lil girl i was diggin banged my cousin out and I aint been right since. It’s ok tho I’ve had a helluva time doing me over the past 12 years
@No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
HEY TRUTH!
@MrS*Glok
POPPING BABIES EVERY YR???????? NO MA THAT ***** AINT WAVY U GOTTA GET ON THE PLAN B PILL S***** I COME UP IN THE DAMN LOCAL PHARMACY SO MUCH FOR THAT BULL***** THEY PULL IT OUT AS SOON AS A ***** WALK THROUGH THE DOOR.
WHAT UP MAMA??? HOW U
Afternoon, Everyone!!!
@ Lady A
And don’t stare up into my eyes…I’m tryna concentrate mannnnn.
Pimpin,
Shiiiit, Still I Rise, Still I Rise!
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*innocent look*
What I do?
TWIN,
WEED WACKER TONGUE
________FLATLINE__________
007 the got-damn airport in the A-town is wild enough, I can’t imagine being out ther for any length of time..smh
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***** them damn TSA girls in them tight ***** uniform pants, ***** I dont even get on the damn train. I walk it out!
Southern Cabbage Patch
@ Lady A
And don’t stare up into my eyes…I’m tryna concentrate mannnnn.
IF IT’S GOOD MY EYES ARE USUALLY CLOSED
DAYWALKER!!
Where you been dude? Your stalker has been talking full advantage!!
Mrs Glok,
just find a husband that is willing to satisfy all of your needs, before satisfying his, you’ll be popping out babies every year with that kind of lovin. LoL
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That’s what I am talking about ma! I want 3 sons too so I will be putting in work!!!
BOSSIP…I AM SOOOOO UPSET THAT I SENT YOU ALL A STORY THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOOOOO FITTING FOR THIS TOPIC & U ALL DID NOT PUBLISH IT
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Shyt I lost my virginity to the cousin of the guy i was supposedly talking too.
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A chick just like you turned me into the STONE KOLD *****MONSTER i am today…ole *****! *not you her*
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LET ME CLEAR THIS UP.
As I said I was young. So you know when you are younger and your friends hook you up. It was new years eve and my bestie (still to this day) was on the phone with her dude. It was like um, 5 of his friends/family there. I was talking on the phone with this one guy and i started feeling him. So i told bestie that i wanted to talk to him. It kind of got thrown by the way side. So 2-3 months later she comes back like oh dude from the party is feeling you too and wanted to talk to you. So i said _____#1___ and she said no his name was ____#2___. And I am like I thought it was ____#1____. (But we were tipsy so I thought maybe I forgot). So I met #2 thinking he was #1. And he was cool but something just felt off. He didn’t remember anything I told him or whatever. So low and behold I find out that #2 is NOT #1. #1 was trying to get a hold of me but because I was 4 years younger Bestie and her dude “felt it wouldn’t work with us”. So one day I am at #2’s house and #1 shows up. He was just my type. We started talking and it just sparked like it did on the phone. So we got together and were together for a while.
Come to find out #2 was running his mouth talking about he took virginity, etc. Lying to his friends and shyt anyway. So I put him on blast with his thumb-sized p e n i s.
Anyway, I do feel bad for not telling #2 first, what was happening. We did type do that behind his back. But everyone BUT ME and #1 knew the truth and everyone was hiding the whole truth from me. So I only feel so bad about the situation.
I mean I feel this, its all a part of what made you who you are right now. I dig you, so its all good to me, you still beast to me baby!
@ BG
THEN YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE COMMENTED! DAXN, I WROTE THE STORY FOR YOU!
@ Lady A
Southern Cabbage Patch
@ Lady A
And don’t stare up into my eyes…I’m tryna concentrate mannnnn.
IF IT’S GOOD MY EYES ARE USUALLY CLOSED
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Bg(Smashing with a P*****ion…)
007 the got-damn airport in the A-town is wild enough, I can’t imagine being out ther for any length of time..smh
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***** them damn TSA girls in them tight ***** uniform pants, ***** I dont even get on the damn train. I walk it out!
LMMFAO, see I aint even seen that *****, I need me a tourguide from the A!
@ kimberly……Feel free to share it now.
Twin,
SO UMMM TRS…YOU GONNA MAKE A PIT STOP TO SEE ME DURING YOUR TIME IN VA?…LMAO
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Girl I will NOT cross Virginia’s state line without seeing my twin!!!
Put the fire department and the police on speed dial tho. Just in case we need emergency rescue!
@ Pimpin
THANK YOU FOR TAKIN THE TIME BG WOULDN’T
@ BG
IF YOU WON’T TAKE THE TIME TO READ A FEW SENTENCES HOW DO WE REALLY KNOW YOU WILL TAKE THE TIME TO STROKE THE P*SSY CORRECTLY? I MEAN REALLY!
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
the ***** is my toungue speed bag…
I suck the ***** like good sauce on my fingers, savor it no to rough not too soft, no teeth!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
DAYWALKER!!
Where you been dude? Your stalker has been talking full advantage!!
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I had to go to Baton Rouge to oversee the new offices we are setting up. I ain’t worried about his gay ***** no ways, boo!!!
IJM
Damn I’m gone read it..
*finds reading gl*****es*
*puts on slippers*
*grabs cigar*
DAYWALKER!!!!!!!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ Pimpin
THANK YOU FOR TAKIN THE TIME BG WOULDN’T
No need for thanks, I appreciate you for sharing! =]
THESE GUYS AND THEIR TALKING ARE GETTIN ME IN THE MOOD…SMH
@ Day
I was just letting you know cause he got you pic all on the site. People might think it’s you.
I did say what’s up to him though. He is funny as hell.
How was Baton Rouge? How was the weather?
@ BG
Eff you *sticks tongue out*
@ BG
IF YOU WON’T TAKE THE TIME TO READ A FEW SENTENCES HOW DO WE REALLY KNOW YOU WILL TAKE THE TIME TO STROKE THE P*SSY CORRECTLY? I MEAN REALLY!
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Girl I threw the instruction book away on ***** pumping years ago…I’m writing my own instructions to help less talented men get better!~
W*****up, TRS!!! AND A CHICK WALKING IN NAKED, WEARING HEELS GETS ME IN THE MOOD….ALWAYS!!!
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ Pimpin
THANK YOU FOR TAKIN THE TIME BG WOULDN’T
@ BG
IF YOU WON’T TAKE THE TIME TO READ A FEW SENTENCES HOW DO WE REALLY KNOW YOU WILL TAKE THE TIME TO STROKE THE P*SSY CORRECTLY? I MEAN REALLY!
FLATELINED
OK NOW FELLAS…U MUST MAKE SURE THAT U SUCK CORRECTLY…NO WOMEN LIKES A VACCUUM CLEANER…THAT ISH HURTS
@THE TRUTH
POPPING BABIES EVERY YR???????? NO MA THAT ***** AINT WAVY U GOTTA GET ON THE PLAN B PILL S***** I COME UP IN THE DAMN LOCAL PHARMACY SO MUCH FOR THAT BULL***** THEY PULL IT OUT AS SOON AS A ***** WALK THROUGH THE DOOR.
WHAT UP MAMA??? HOW U
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LMAO… I know that’s right.
I was on birth control when I got pregnant, so ladies if you don’t want a baby, make sure you double up on plan b, birth control and condoms.
I’m good girl, how you been? Long time no chat?
D WALK!!
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
OK NOW FELLAS…U MUST MAKE SURE THAT U SUCK CORRECTLY…NO WOMEN LIKES A VACCUUM CLEANER…THAT ISH HURTS
C’mon now, I’m not gone spaghetti O slurp the *****!
Thats violation!
IF YOU WON’T TAKE THE TIME TO READ A FEW SENTENCES HOW DO WE REALLY KNOW YOU WILL TAKE THE TIME TO STROKE THE P*SSY CORRECTLY? I MEAN REALLY!
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
OK NOW FELLAS…U MUST MAKE SURE THAT U SUCK CORRECTLY…NO WOMEN LIKES A VACCUUM CLEANER…THAT ISH HURTS
C’mon now, I’m not gone spaghetti O slurp the *****!
Thats violation!
I HAVE EXPERIENCED IT…NEARLY CRIED AND SAID GAME OVER…
Girl I threw the instruction book away on ***** pumping years ago…I’m writing my own instructions to help less talented men get better!~
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You think you are putting your back into it, but we over here snoozing and drooling with our mouth gaped open. You just put us to sleep Ninja!
Maybe you need to study harder before trying to write the blueprint.
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. (Mighty Meat)
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
OK NOW FELLAS…U MUST MAKE SURE THAT U SUCK CORRECTLY…NO WOMEN LIKES A VACCUUM CLEANER…THAT ISH HURTS
C’mon now, I’m not gone spaghetti O slurp the *****!
Thats violation!
I HAVE EXPERIENCED IT…NEARLY CRIED AND SAID GAME OVER…
Blasphemy, those that suck *****s hard are destined to graduate to *****s!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ Day
I was just letting you know cause he got you pic all on the site. People might think it’s you.
I did say what’s up to him though. He is funny as hell.
How was Baton Rouge? How was the weather?
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Yeah that *****’s funny alright!! Bout as funny as a 3 dollar bill!!! Baton Rouge was kinda OVERCAST, but I was inside anyways, girl…You know I’m a house *****!!!! LOL!!!
OK NOW FELLAS…U MUST MAKE SURE THAT U SUCK CORRECTLY…NO WOMEN LIKES A VACCUUM CLEANER…THAT ISH HURTS
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AND NO TEETH! AND NINJA TRIED TO RIP THE ***** CLEAN OFF!!!
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@ DAY
YOU STOOPID!
@MrS*Glok
@THE TRUTH
POPPING BABIES EVERY YR???????? NO MA THAT ***** AINT WAVY U GOTTA GET ON THE PLAN B PILL S***** I COME UP IN THE DAMN LOCAL PHARMACY SO MUCH FOR THAT BULL***** THEY PULL IT OUT AS SOON AS A ***** WALK THROUGH THE DOOR.
WHAT UP MAMA??? HOW U
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LMAO… I know that’s right.
I was on birth control when I got pregnant, so ladies if you don’t want a baby, make sure you double up on plan b, birth control and condoms.
I’m good girl, how you been? Long time no chat?
GURL THAT IS EXACT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT A ***** WAS ON DEPO WHEN I GOT PREG WITH MY DAUGHTER. DEPO THAT ***** IS STRONG. MY HUBBY TOOOO POTENT THAT IS WHY DUDE HAS MASTERED THE PULL OUT ***** BUT HE CANT HELP IT WHEN A CHICK ON TOP PUTTING IT ON HIM HE HAS HIS SLIP UPS AND I DONT GET THAT MAD AT HIM I RUN TO GET THAT PILL LMAO.
I’VE BEEN GOOD. WHAT UP WITH U?? AND WHERE IS MY BOYYYYY?? WHERE IS HUBBY THAT’S MY PPLS.
W*****up, Snoop Bizzle?!?!?!!!
@MrS*Glok
@THE TRUTH
POPPING BABIES EVERY YR???????? NO MA THAT ***** AINT WAVY U GOTTA GET ON THE PLAN B PILL S***** I COME UP IN THE DAMN LOCAL PHARMACY SO MUCH FOR THAT BULL***** THEY PULL IT OUT AS SOON AS A ***** WALK THROUGH THE DOOR.
WHAT UP MAMA??? HOW U
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LMAO… I know that’s right.
I was on birth control when I got pregnant, so ladies if you don’t want a baby, make sure you double up on plan b, birth control and condoms.
I’m good girl, how you been? Long time no chat?
OMG OFFICEALLY DECEASED
@trs aka treasure chest
That’s what I am talking about ma! I want 3 sons too so I will be putting in work!!!
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LoL, we want two more. I told Glok he needa pump in twins boys. He’s on his job.
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
OK NOW FELLAS…U MUST MAKE SURE THAT U SUCK CORRECTLY…NO WOMEN LIKES A VACCUUM CLEANER…THAT ISH HURTS
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AND NO TEETH! AND NINJA TRIED TO RIP THE ***** CLEAN OFF!!!
OMG OFFICEALLY DECEASED
SORRY THE COMMENT WAS FOR IJM DEAD
OK NOW FELLAS…U MUST MAKE SURE THAT U SUCK CORRECTLY…NO WOMEN LIKES A VACCUUM CLEANER…THAT ISH HURTS
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AND NO TEETH! AND NINJA TRIED TO RIP THE ***** CLEAN OFF!!!
Thank you Lady A for pointing this out! Fellas if you have not had the proper training please do not go down! I repeat please do not. You will be called out and told to get the F up!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
OK NOW FELLAS…U MUST MAKE SURE THAT U SUCK CORRECTLY…NO WOMEN LIKES A VACCUUM CLEANER…THAT ISH HURTS
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AND NO TEETH! AND NINJA TRIED TO RIP THE ***** CLEAN OFF!!!
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Naw hell naw!!! Ya gotta just barely graze the ***** with your tongue!!! The same technique applies for nipples too!!! You ain’t supposed to attack that ***** like a hungry Rottweiler on a porkchop and *****!!!
DAYWALKER!!!!!!!!
Blasphemy, those that suck *****s hard are destined to graduate to *****s!
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Going home to the lord!
Redd FOXXX
I repeat please do not. You will be called out and told to get the F up!
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LMAO!! You too much for me today!
I knew this nice freak who knew very well how to get down. On our first date she took me to a university park one early evening. She picked a spot where she knew there would be some foot traffic. She then kissed me and had me slowly undress her as I sat on a bench near a tree. Two dudes stopped in their tracks to check it out. She brought it to my attention, but baby girl was all about putting on a full show. ***** was hot.
At home she was all about the rough. She loved being dominated above all else. She demanded being the *****, hair had to be pulled back to manipulate the opened mouth, choking was a necessary aspect of the pleasure, she loved wet kisses, she had to be hit from the back and from the side while pretending to be another man’s wife, and she really loved being posted up on my big ***** window with her hard long nipples rubbing up against the cool gl***** and where the many tenants in the building across the street were close enough to easily see the goose bumps on her arms.
She was hot and I was wit’ it all the way. We never said “no” and was game to try anything that could potentially set off the deep stroke afterburners. She even loved setting up “accidental” nudity by dropping her towel or walking out of the shower butt naked whenever a delivery or repairman would come by. She’d do little things like that as teasers before the wicked bedtime ravaging hour fell upon us. I loved every bit of that girl. I couldn’t even look at her without putting my hands on her. She had that kind of sex magic.
IJM
AND NO TEETH! AND NINJA TRIED TO RIP THE ***** CLEAN OFF!!!
Ima need you to not go into such detail ma this makes my girl hurt just reading about it.
Naw hell naw!!! Ya gotta just barely graze the ***** with your tongue!!! The same technique applies for nipples too!!! You ain’t supposed to attack that ***** like a hungry Rottweiler on a porkchop and *****!!!
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WELL SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD THIS NINJA…HE MADE ME BLEED AROUND THE *****…I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO COME OFF.
NEEDLESS TO SAY HE NEVER ATE IT AGAIN…THE SEX WAS ON POINT THOUGH…SO I STILL LET HIM SMASH
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings):
W*****up, sexy REDD???
And if we push the head away…That means stop go on to next phase. Its sensitive in the woods after climax
trs aka treasure chest
Redd FOXXX
I repeat please do not. You will be called out and told to get the F up!
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LMAO!! You too much for me today!
Sis! LMAO! I am in rare form today its Friday!
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Naw hell naw!!! Ya gotta just barely graze the ***** with your tongue!!! The same technique applies for nipples too!!! You ain’t supposed to attack that ***** like a hungry Rottweiler on a porkchop and *****!!!
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WELL SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD THIS NINJA…HE MADE ME BLEED AROUND THE *****…I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO COME OFF.
NEEDLESS TO SAY HE NEVER ATE IT AGAIN…THE SEX WAS ON POINT THOUGH…SO I STILL LET HIM SMASH
UHHHH I HURT READING THAT
DAYWALKER,
AMEN IT DOES APPLY TO THE NIPPLES TOO…I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BLEED THROUGH MY AREOLAS 1 TIME…LIKE WTF…NOOOO!!!
@ Redd
You know I tell the whole story. I really want these men to get it. Someone here, responding or lurking is doing this same thing to a woman and not knowing he is about to lose his house, kids and errthing!
@Southern Cabbage Patch
And if we push the head away…That means stop go on to next phase. Its sensitive in the woods after climax
OMG SOUTHERN I HAVE NEVER FELT U MORE THAN TODAY PREEEEEAAAACHHHH MEN DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
HEY TRUTH!
@MrS*Glok
POPPING BABIES EVERY YR???????? NO MA THAT ***** AINT WAVY U GOTTA GET ON THE PLAN B PILL S***** I COME UP IN THE DAMN LOCAL PHARMACY SO MUCH FOR THAT BULL***** THEY PULL IT OUT AS SOON AS A ***** WALK THROUGH THE DOOR.
WHAT UP MAMA??? HOW U
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Tryin to finish up with work so I can leave a little early!
@THE TRUTH
LMAO… I know that’s right.
I was on birth control when I got pregnant, so ladies if you don’t want a baby, make sure you double up on plan b, birth control and condoms.
I’m good girl, how you been? Long time no chat?
OMG OFFICEALLY DECEASED
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LMAO
Girl I’m dead serious. If you can’t depend on your birth control, what can you depend on. LMAO, like I said, double up.
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings):
W*****up, sexy REDD???
Hey there handsome!
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
Naw hell naw!!! Ya gotta just barely graze the ***** with your tongue!!! The same technique applies for nipples too!!! You ain’t supposed to attack that ***** like a hungry Rottweiler on a porkchop and *****!!!
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WELL SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD THIS NINJA…HE MADE ME BLEED AROUND THE *****…I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO COME OFF.
NEEDLESS TO SAY HE NEVER ATE IT AGAIN…THE SEX WAS ON POINT THOUGH…SO I STILL LET HIM SMASH
UHHHH I HURT READING THAT
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SHYT SO IMAGINE EXPERIENCING IT. THAT HIG YELLA NINJA PLAYED HIMSELF! HB!
the farthest ive done was lick my bf’s *****,nuts,i even convinced him to let me slide a finger in ther(just 2 c what he’d say),i never did that s*** tho
um we ***** in the shower, n yes a golden shower for both of us…idky.um..nuttin on face,rubbing my —– on his face..whipped cream…watchin flicks…i like hair pulling n choking,to show p*****ion.not2the point where i black out with half my edges in ur hand.f—ing me with his finger in m — i cnt think of the rest.never got f—– in the a– tho.lol.this is all with my first partner,n who i dated for 3 years.so we were comfortable n ish…n liked to try new things.
Ready Set Go
I knew this nice freak who knew very well how to get down. On our first date she took me to a university park one early evening. She picked a spot where she knew there would be some foot traffic. She then kissed me and had me slowly undress her as I sat on a bench near a tree. Two dudes stopped in their tracks to check it out. She brought it to my attention, but baby girl was all about putting on a full show. ***** was hot.
At home she was all about the rough. She loved being dominated above all else. She demanded being the *****, hair had to be pulled back to manipulate the opened mouth, choking was a necessary aspect of the pleasure, she loved wet kisses, she had to be hit from the back and from the side while pretending to be another man’s wife, and she really loved being posted up on my big ***** window with her hard long nipples rubbing up against the cool gl***** and where the many tenants in the building across the street were close enough to easily see the goose bumps on her arms.
She was hot and I was wit’ it all the way. We never said “no” and was game to try anything that could potentially set off the deep stroke afterburners. She even loved setting up “accidental” nudity by dropping her towel or walking out of the shower butt naked whenever a delivery or repairman would come by. She’d do little things like that as teasers before the wicked bedtime ravaging hour fell upon us. I loved every bit of that girl. I couldn’t even look at her without putting my hands on her. She had that kind of sex magic.
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DEAR PENTHOUSE LETTERS, PLEASE POST THIS…
SINCERELY,
MAGIC MIKE
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@Southern Cabbage Patch
And if we push the head away…That means stop go on to next phase. Its sensitive in the woods after climax
OMG SOUTHERN I HAVE NEVER FELT U MORE THAN TODAY PREEEEEAAAACHHHH MEN DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
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REAL TALK…MOST GUYS DON’T KNOW THAT!
@Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
DAYWALKER,
AMEN IT DOES APPLY TO THE NIPPLES TOO…I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BLEED THROUGH MY AREOLAS 1 TIME…LIKE WTF…NOOOO!!!
FLATELINED OMG OK YAH’LL GOTTA STOP CUS I HAVE CRAMPS TODAY. THE COMMENTS MAKING MY STOMACH HURT MORE FROM LAUGHING.
And if we push the head away…That means stop go on to next phase. Its sensitive in the woods after climax
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YES!! ALL THIS TALKING Y’ALL NINJA’S DO AND CANNOT READY BODY LANGUAGE FOR SHYT. WE HAVE TO HAND SIGNAL TO Y”ALL AND KNOCK YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.
NUCCA IT’S ENOUGH!!! STOP NOW OR YOU WILL HAVE BLUE BALLZ FOR THE NIGHT.
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ Redd
You know I tell the whole story. I really want these men to get it. Someone here, responding or lurking is doing this same thing to a woman and not knowing he is about to lose his house, kids and errthing!
Shut up! You are too much!!! Errthing you heard! LMAO!
@No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@Southern Cabbage Patch
And if we push the head away…That means stop go on to next phase. Its sensitive in the woods after climax
OMG SOUTHERN I HAVE NEVER FELT U MORE THAN TODAY PREEEEEAAAACHHHH MEN DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
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REAL TALK…MOST GUYS DON’T KNOW THAT!
YESS I MEAN MY HUBBY GETS OVER ZEALOUS SOMETIMES MOSTLY AFTER I ***** AND I ***** FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES I HAVE MULTIPLES. BUT AFTER I DO ITS LIKE ANY THING LICK TOUCH COLD BREEZE IM SHIVERING. I THINK THE ISSUE IS THEY GET A EXCITED TO SEE US AT THAT POINT AND BE TRYING TO GO FOR ROUND THREE AND FOUR BUT OUR BODIES CANT TAKE THAT. BY THAT TIME I WANT SOME ***** THEN U CAN GO BACK TO LICKING IT LMAO.
YESS I MEAN MY HUBBY GETS OVER ZEALOUS SOMETIMES MOSTLY AFTER I ***** AND I ***** FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES I HAVE MULTIPLES. BUT AFTER I DO ITS LIKE ANY THING LICK TOUCH COLD BREEZE IM SHIVERING.
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PLEASE SHOUT THIS SHYT FROM THE ROOF TOPS!
@ The Truth
I knew I’d say something good 4 ya, before the day ends Ma!
dont judge me.
the farthest ive done was lick my bf’s *****,nuts,i even convinced him to let me slide a finger in ther(just 2 c what he’d say),i never did that s*** tho
um we ***** in the shower, n yes a golden shower for both of us…idky.um..nuttin on face,rubbing my —– on his face..whipped cream…watchin flicks…i like hair pulling n choking,to show p*****ion.not2the point where i black out with half my edges in ur hand.f—ing me with his finger in m — i cnt think of the rest.never got f—– in the a– tho.lol.this is all with my first partner,n who i dated for 3 years.so we were comfortable n ish…n liked to try new things.
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I hate to be tha ***** to say this, but if that ***** wanted you to cram your finger up his *****, Your “dog” is a “cat”……Think about it……
IJM
You just don’t believe fat meat greasy do you? I know you cant, but send one of you pigeons down this way and let em tell you bout the kid when they fly back!
@Southern Cabbage Patch
@ The Truth
I knew I’d say something good 4 ya, before the day ends Ma!
GURL THAT ***** RINGS TRUTH THESE MEN DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND IT THOUGH.WHILE WE JERKING AND JUMPING FROM EVERY TOUCH AFTER THAT GOOD CLIMAX AND TRYING TO MOVE THEY HEAD THEY STILL TRYING TO ATTACK DOWN THERE ITS LIKE DUDE U DID GOOD DAMN GOOD BUT UR WORK IS FINISH SON.
Ready Set Go
I knew this nice freak who knew very well how to get down. On our first date she took me to a university park one early evening. She picked a spot where she knew there would be some foot traffic. She then kissed me and had me slowly undress her as I sat on a bench near a tree. Two dudes stopped in their tracks to check it out. She brought it to my attention, but baby girl was all about putting on a full show. ***** was hot.
At home she was all about the rough. She loved being dominated above all else. She demanded being the *****, hair had to be pulled back to manipulate the opened mouth, choking was a necessary aspect of the pleasure, she loved wet kisses, she had to be hit from the back and from the side while pretending to be another man’s wife, and she really loved being posted up on my big ***** window with her hard long nipples rubbing up against the cool gl***** and where the many tenants in the building across the street were close enough to easily see the goose bumps on her arms.
She was hot and I was wit’ it all the way. We never said “no” and was game to try anything that could potentially set off the deep stroke afterburners. She even loved setting up “accidental” nudity by dropping her towel or walking out of the shower butt naked whenever a delivery or repairman would come by. She’d do little things like that as teasers before the wicked bedtime ravaging hour fell upon us. I loved every bit of that girl. I couldn’t even look at her without putting my hands on her. She had that kind of sex magic.
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DEAR PENTHOUSE LETTERS, PLEASE POST THIS…
SINCERELY,
MAGIC MIKE
LMFAO
This sounds like a scene from an Arabesque novel. Damn.
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
YESS I MEAN MY HUBBY GETS OVER ZEALOUS SOMETIMES MOSTLY AFTER I ***** AND I ***** FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES I HAVE MULTIPLES. BUT AFTER I DO ITS LIKE ANY THING LICK TOUCH COLD BREEZE IM SHIVERING.
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PLEASE SHOUT THIS SHYT FROM THE ROOF TOPS!
GURL IMA MAKE THAT ***** A IPHONE APP
dont judge me.
the farthest ive done was lick my bf’s *****,nuts,i even convinced him to let me slide a finger in ther(just 2 c what he’d say),i never did that s*** tho
um we ***** in the shower, n yes a golden shower for both of us…idky.um..nuttin on face,rubbing my —– on his face..whipped cream…watchin flicks…i like hair pulling n choking,to show p*****ion.not2the point where i black out with half my edges in ur hand.f—ing me with his finger in m — i cnt think of the rest.never got f—– in the a– tho.lol.this is all with my first partner,n who i dated for 3 years.so we were comfortable n ish…n liked to try new things.
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**CRICKETS**
dont judge me…YOU ASKED UP FRONT SO YOU GET A P***** FOR THAT ONE!
IJM
You just don’t believe fat meat greasy do you? I know you cant, but send one of you pigeons down this way and let em tell you bout the kid when they fly back!
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I may have to do that.
You high Yella or you dark?
Some pigeons have preferences
@No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
dont judge me.
the farthest ive done was lick my bf’s *****,nuts,i even convinced him to let me slide a finger in ther(just 2 c what he’d say),i never did that s*** tho
um we ***** in the shower, n yes a golden shower for both of us…idky.um..nuttin on face,rubbing my —– on his face..whipped cream…watchin flicks…i like hair pulling n choking,to show p*****ion.not2the point where i black out with half my edges in ur hand.f—ing me with his finger in m — i cnt think of the rest.never got f—– in the a– tho.lol.this is all with my first partner,n who i dated for 3 years.so we were comfortable n ish…n liked to try new things.
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**CRICKETS**
dont judge me…YOU ASKED UP FRONT SO YOU GET A P***** FOR THAT ONE!
DEAD
@ Truth
PLEASE DO!!
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
Redd Foxxx( You Can’t Cut My Pretty Wings)
Ready Set Go
I knew this nice freak who knew very well how to get down. On our first date she took me to a university park one early evening. She picked a spot where she knew there would be some foot traffic. She then kissed me and had me slowly undress her as I sat on a bench near a tree. Two dudes stopped in their tracks to check it out. She brought it to my attention, but baby girl was all about putting on a full show. ***** was hot.
At home she was all about the rough. She loved being dominated above all else. She demanded being the *****, hair had to be pulled back to manipulate the opened mouth, choking was a necessary aspect of the pleasure, she loved wet kisses, she had to be hit from the back and from the side while pretending to be another man’s wife, and she really loved being posted up on my big ***** window with her hard long nipples rubbing up against the cool gl***** and where the many tenants in the building across the street were close enough to easily see the goose bumps on her arms.
She was hot and I was wit’ it all the way. We never said “no” and was game to try anything that could potentially set off the deep stroke afterburners. She even loved setting up “accidental” nudity by dropping her towel or walking out of the shower butt naked whenever a delivery or repairman would come by. She’d do little things like that as teasers before the wicked bedtime ravaging hour fell upon us. I loved every bit of that girl. I couldn’t even look at her without putting my hands on her. She had that kind of sex magic.
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DEAR PENTHOUSE LETTERS, PLEASE POST THIS…
SINCERELY,
MAGIC MIKE
LMFAO
This sounds like a scene from an Arabesque novel. Damn.
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I was thinking the same thing!
@I may have to do that.
You high Yella or you dark?
Some pigeons have preferences
IJM OK NOW MA U BETTER STOP IT UR WAYYYY TOO MUCH FOR ME TODAY DEAD
@THE TRUTH
GURL THAT IS EXACT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT A ***** WAS ON DEPO WHEN I GOT PREG WITH MY DAUGHTER. DEPO THAT ***** IS STRONG. MY HUBBY TOOOO POTENT THAT IS WHY DUDE HAS MASTERED THE PULL OUT ***** BUT HE CANT HELP IT WHEN A CHICK ON TOP PUTTING IT ON HIM HE HAS HIS SLIP UPS AND I DONT GET THAT MAD AT HIM I RUN TO GET THAT PILL LMAO.
I’VE BEEN GOOD. WHAT UP WITH U?? AND WHERE IS MY BOYYYYY?? WHERE IS HUBBY THAT’S MY PPLS.
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ROFLMFAO!!!!! OMG!!!! Haaaaaaa…. Yes, depo is strong. Your hubby must have some mighty soldiers.
LMAO, I hate the pull out method, IDK what it is, but I love bein filled up with Glok’s “lovin” and there’s nothin like havin him bust and just lay inside while we go to sleep. Then in the middle of the night, I can feel him swell up again. DAMN!!! Ain’t no denying, I had a great night LMAO….
I’ve been up to the same ol. I was in VA for a few days, and was just busy being a mommy, so I haven’t had as much time to get on Bossip.
Glok is in a deep sleep. I paid him back for the good good he gave me last night, and put his ***** to sleep like he did me. LoL
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
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JUST AN EXCUSE!
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
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NAH…SHE WAS GETTING OFF. I AM SURE IT WAS THE VIBRATIONS AND BEING CLOSE TO YOU.
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
IJM
You just don’t believe fat meat greasy do you? I know you cant, but send one of you pigeons down this way and let em tell you bout the kid when they fly back!
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I may have to do that.
You high Yella or you dark?
Some pigeons have preferences
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Pigeons have preferences??? Damn, Since when????
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
WELL WOMEN NATURALLY GET OFF FROM VIBRATIONS…THATS WHY WE ALL POSSESS VIBRATORS..
@ Truth
Love ya Cuz…but you know it’s real. I cannot take a high yeller man. Whew Lord Jesus!
IJM
Click the name and check it for yourself!
@ Day
Oh Bird Cluck something fierce. Let ya boy know they want their rides there and back, lodging and food taken care of by the man as well.
WOW YA’LL TEACHING ME A LOT AND I HAVE TONS OF SKILLS BUT CAN ALWAYS USE MORE THANKS~TRS AND LADY ARCITECT! GOOD LOOKIN!
@ BG
AWWWW YOU ARE A CUTIE!! LOVE YA SMILE… OKAY, I’ll SEE WHAT I CAN DO… I WILL SEND ONE OF MY NYC BISHES…I DON’T F*CK WITH THESE SKEEZERS UP HERE!!
@MrS*Glok
LMAO, I hate the pull out method, IDK what it is, but I love bein filled up with Glok’s “lovin” and there’s nothin like havin him bust and just lay inside while we go to sleep. Then in the middle of the night, I can feel him swell up again
OMG MRS GLOK PREACHHHHH AINT NOTHING LIKE THAT ***** TO HAVE THE ***** FALL ASLEEP IN IT!!!!! WHAT!!!!!. YEAH I LOVE TO HAVE HUBBY BUST UP IN ME THAT ***** FEELS GOOD. BUT GIRL I DONT WANT NO MORE KIDS I HAVE MY PAIR BOY AND GIRL AND IM GOOD. LMAO. MY SON ALREADY ON HIS OEDIPUS COMPLEX WHAT!!! HE SEE DADDY KISSING OR HUGGING MOMMY AND HE SCREAM GET OFF MY MOMMY THATS MY MOMMY. LMAO.
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
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JUST AN EXCUSE!
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I dunno, she did call a lot and ask when we could get together to ride all the time, at least before I moved…..
Have a good weekend everyone!!!
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
WELL WOMEN NATURALLY GET OFF FROM VIBRATIONS…THATS WHY WE ALL POSSESS VIBRATORS..
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YEAH BUT A ‘motorcycle’ THOUGH!? C’MON!
Bye Red!!
@ BG
AWWWW YOU ARE A CUTIE!! LOVE YA SMILE… OKAY, I’ll SEE WHAT I CAN DO… I WILL SEND ONE OF MY NYC BISHES…I DON’T F*CK WITH THESE SKEEZERS UP HERE!!
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Thanks sweetie!
@ No You Can’t
Maybe she had a piercing down there. That would help.
BYE TRIPPLE OG OG
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
WELL WOMEN NATURALLY GET OFF FROM VIBRATIONS…THATS WHY WE ALL POSSESS VIBRATORS..
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YUP, I guess that explains it, then….
Alright y’all!!
I am outtie!
Have a good weekend. I’ll see some of y’all here this weekend, other’s see y’all on Monday.
Be safe and strap it up!!
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
WELL WOMEN NATURALLY GET OFF FROM VIBRATIONS…THATS WHY WE ALL POSSESS VIBRATORS..
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YEAH BUT A ‘motorcycle’ THOUGH!? C’MON!
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I thought the same thing too, but she swore she would get off when we rode for long distances, though…I could kinda tell, because she would claw my ***** like Catwoman……
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
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JUST AN EXCUSE!
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I dunno, she did call a lot and ask when we could get together to ride all the time, at least before I moved…..
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Sounds like you were kind of playing her to left and all she could think of using was that line (kind of like her finally shot at you!)!
Ok, Buh-bye, I’M JUST!!!!!
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983
@ No You Can’t
Maybe she had a piercing down there. That would help.
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LOL…I doubt that! MORE LIKE HER FINALLY ATTEMPT!
BYE IJM BE GOOD CUZO
Bub Bye IJM
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
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JUST AN EXCUSE!
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I dunno, she did call a lot and ask when we could get together to ride all the time, at least before I moved…..
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Sounds like you were kind of playing her to left and all she could think of using was that line (kind of like her finally shot at you!)!
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Well, not really, I mean we got along great, but she just liked being really open about stuff…She told me that when she rode with me she got off a few times, but I didn’t really believe it, though…But I do think there was something to it, because whenever we got home from riding, she was an animal…..
These stories were funny as hell but I can relate to the ***** story this dude I messed around with on and off for two years all he wanted to do was eat my ***** and I was like cool no problem cuz I didn’t want penetration from and when I did this ***** had all these *****s so he would use them on me one night we gettn freaky and this ***** sticks the biggest black ***** in his ***** and i was like ohmygod He never ate this ***** again…LOL
Choco
These stories were funny as hell but I can relate to the ***** story this dude I messed around with on and off for two years all he wanted to do was eat my ***** and I was like cool no problem cuz I didn’t want penetration from and when I did this ***** had all these *****s so he would use them on me one night we gettn freaky and this ***** sticks the biggest black ***** in his ***** and i was like ohmygod He never ate this ***** again…LOL
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HEEEERE BUNNY, BUNNY, BUNNY!!!!
DAYWALKER,
HEY I DONNO…I’M JUST GUESSING…IF SHE WERE WEARING SOMETHING THIN I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED…IF SOMETHING STIMULATES THE ***** IT JUST DOES…THATS WHY PPL GET PIERCINGS AND STUFF..
@THE TRUTH
OMG MRS GLOK PREACHHHHH AINT NOTHING LIKE THAT ***** TO HAVE THE ***** FALL ASLEEP IN IT!!!!! WHAT!!!!!. YEAH I LOVE TO HAVE HUBBY BUST UP IN ME THAT ***** FEELS GOOD. BUT GIRL I DONT WANT NO MORE KIDS I HAVE MY PAIR BOY AND GIRL AND IM GOOD. LMAO. MY SON ALREADY ON HIS OEDIPUS COMPLEX WHAT!!! HE SEE DADDY KISSING OR HUGGING MOMMY AND HE SCREAM GET OFF MY MOMMY THATS MY MOMMY. LMAO.
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LMAO, that’s that ***** girl!! Ain’t nothing like being in a faithful marriage so I can have my hubby fill me up with no worries.
I’m sure I’ll be singing a different tune when I’m done having babies though. Lol, that’s perfect, you have your boy and girl. I want a mama’s boy cuz my daughter is a daddy’s girl.
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Here’s the dealI had this one girl I got with who got off on riding my motorcycle…..She claimed that the vibrations got her off…What do you think ladies??? True, or just an excuse to hang out???
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JUST AN EXCUSE!
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I dunno, she did call a lot and ask when we could get together to ride all the time, at least before I moved…..
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Sounds like you were kind of playing her to left and all she could think of using was that line (kind of like her finally shot at you!)!
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Well, not really, I mean we got along great, but she just liked being really open about stuff…She told me that when she rode with me she got off a few times, but I didn’t really believe it, though…But I do think there was something to it, because whenever we got home from riding, she was an animal…..
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Well then there you have it! You just answered you’re own question!
Lady Architect (SATISFACTION GUARANTEED)
DAYWALKER,
HEY I DONNO…I’M JUST GUESSING…IF SHE WERE WEARING SOMETHING THIN I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED…IF SOMETHING STIMULATES THE ***** IT JUST DOES…THATS WHY PPL GET PIERCINGS AND STUFF..
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Well, she did have a few piercings, but I just thought it was kinda far fetched that she would get off, but she said she did, so she knows better than me, I guess…I just thought it was kinda funny that she said she did…..LOL!!!!
@MrS*Glok
@THE TRUTH
OMG MRS GLOK PREACHHHHH AINT NOTHING LIKE THAT ***** TO HAVE THE ***** FALL ASLEEP IN IT!!!!! WHAT!!!!!. YEAH I LOVE TO HAVE HUBBY BUST UP IN ME THAT ***** FEELS GOOD. BUT GIRL I DONT WANT NO MORE KIDS I HAVE MY PAIR BOY AND GIRL AND IM GOOD. LMAO. MY SON ALREADY ON HIS OEDIPUS COMPLEX WHAT!!! HE SEE DADDY KISSING OR HUGGING MOMMY AND HE SCREAM GET OFF MY MOMMY THATS MY MOMMY. LMAO.
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LMAO, that’s that ***** girl!! Ain’t nothing like being in a faithful marriage so I can have my hubby fill me up with no worries.
I’m sure I’ll be singing a different tune when I’m done having babies though. Lol, that’s perfect, you have your boy and girl. I want a mama’s boy cuz my daughter is a daddy’s girl.
OH GIRL I LOVE HAVING SOMEONE ON MY TEAM. MY I’VE BEEN THE OUTSIDER FOR TOO LONG MY DAUGHTER AND HER FATHER USED TO GANG UP ON ME BUT MY SON IS MY DUDE LMAO. YEAH I CAN SEE MYSELF IN SOME YRS MAYBE JUST MAYBE HAVING ANOTHER ONE BUT FOR NOW NO IM LIKE I DONT WANT TO GET FAT AGAIN SHIII I HAD TO DAMN NEAR KILL MYSELF TO GET THE BABY WEIGHT OFF. MY HUBBY SAYS IM SELFISH MAYBE I AM JUST A LIL.
Choco
These stories were funny as hell but I can relate to the ***** story this dude I messed around with on and off for two years all he wanted to do was eat my ***** and I was like cool no problem cuz I didn’t want penetration from and when I did this ***** had all these *****s so he would use them on me one night we gettn freaky and this ***** sticks the biggest black ***** in his ***** and i was like ohmygod He never ate this ***** again…LOL
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I think that I would have ran to the nearest clinic!
The other thing that was funny was that she used to like me to drive fast…She said speed turned her on…..Needless to say, I got a *****load of speding tickets while I dated her, because it really doesn’t take much for me to drive fast anyways……
@No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Choco
These stories were funny as hell but I can relate to the ***** story this dude I messed around with on and off for two years all he wanted to do was eat my ***** and I was like cool no problem cuz I didn’t want penetration from and when I did this ***** had all these *****s so he would use them on me one night we gettn freaky and this ***** sticks the biggest black ***** in his ***** and i was like ohmygod He never ate this ***** again…LOL
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I think that I would have ran to the nearest clinic!
OMG GTFOH THAT ***** WAS HOMO AS HELL THAT IS PROB Y HE HAD NO PROB WITH JUST PENATRATING U WITH A ***** AND NOT ACTUALLY HITTING GROSS.
@THE TRUTH
OH GIRL I LOVE HAVING SOMEONE ON MY TEAM. MY I’VE BEEN THE OUTSIDER FOR TOO LONG MY DAUGHTER AND HER FATHER USED TO GANG UP ON ME BUT MY SON IS MY DUDE LMAO. YEAH I CAN SEE MYSELF IN SOME YRS MAYBE JUST MAYBE HAVING ANOTHER ONE BUT FOR NOW NO IM LIKE I DONT WANT TO GET FAT AGAIN SHIII I HAD TO DAMN NEAR KILL MYSELF TO GET THE BABY WEIGHT OFF. MY HUBBY SAYS IM SELFISH MAYBE I AM JUST A LIL.
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LoL, oh yes, I need my lil man. I don’t think Glok will let our son be a mama’s boy though, but I don’t care. Lol you right about the baby weight. I had to work hard to get back my pre-baby body. LoL my hubby loves what pregnancy does to my body though, so I won’t complain.
LOL @ some of these stories.
The man wanting the ***** was TOO MUCH! I’da kicked his azz out, too…or hauled azz outta there…depending on if we were at his place or mine.
Ok, Show of hands fellas, how many have you been licking a girl out from the back, and bit a girl in the *****?? Not hard, bit just a little “love bite???” Ladies, same goes for you….
@MrS*Glok
@THE TRUTH
OH GIRL I LOVE HAVING SOMEONE ON MY TEAM. MY I’VE BEEN THE OUTSIDER FOR TOO LONG MY DAUGHTER AND HER FATHER USED TO GANG UP ON ME BUT MY SON IS MY DUDE LMAO. YEAH I CAN SEE MYSELF IN SOME YRS MAYBE JUST MAYBE HAVING ANOTHER ONE BUT FOR NOW NO IM LIKE I DONT WANT TO GET FAT AGAIN SHIII I HAD TO DAMN NEAR KILL MYSELF TO GET THE BABY WEIGHT OFF. MY HUBBY SAYS IM SELFISH MAYBE I AM JUST A LIL.
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LoL, oh yes, I need my lil man. I don’t think Glok will let our son be a mama’s boy though, but I don’t care. Lol you right about the baby weight. I had to work hard to get back my pre-baby body. LoL my hubby loves what pregnancy does to my body though, so I won’t complain.
GURL THEN U GOOD B/C IT DID NOTHING FOR ME ALL THE THICKNESS I HAD DELATED AFTER A FEW MONTHS U SHOULD OF SAW ME I WAS SOOO HYPE IM LIKE NO THESE ARE NOT FOR U REFERRING TO MY *****S IM LIKE U GETTING A BOTTLE THESE R FOR ME AND DADDY THEN EVERYTHING TURNED RIGHT BACK. BUT THE BABY WEIGHT I HAD TO WORK OFF HARD I ONLY LOST 20 RIGHT AFTER THE BIRTH OF EACH MY KIDS AND I HAD A WATER RETENTION PROB WITH BOTH MY KIDS I HAD OBESE PREGNANCIES B/C OF IT U TALKING A ***** WENT FROM 127 TO 189 GIRL WHEN I WENT FOR MY LAST DOC APPOINTMENT BEING PREG WITH MY DAUGHTER B4 I HAD HER. AND I WAS SON HIGH RISK PREG WITH BOTH B/C OF THAT SO NOW U C Y IM NOT SO HYPE TO HAVE NOTHER ONE LMAO NOW IM A COOL 137 AND I WANT TO KEEP IT LIKE THAT FOR A WHILE. BUT HUBBY WAS WAYY SUPPORTIVE AND LOVING AND NEVER MADE ME FEEL UNATTRACTIVE BUT I WASNT HAPPY WITH MYSELF TILL I LOST THAT DAM WEIGHT.
@Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Show of hands fellas, how many have you been licking a girl out from the back, and bit a girl in the *****?? Not hard, bit just a little “love bite???” Ladies, same goes for you….
OHHH DAY WHAT U STARTING UP IN HERE EATING FROM THE BACK LOVE LOVE IT NEVER BEEN BIT ON THE AZZ I’VE BEEN BIT IN THE BACK WHILE HUBBY HITTING IT FROM THE BACK I DONT LIKE IT IO CRINGE ITS SOMTING ABOUT BEING BITTEN I DONT KNOW MAYB ITS JUST ME.
@THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes/ Ms Glock:
Pregnant chicks are the business!!!
@Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
@THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes/ Ms Glock:
Pregnant chicks are the business!!!
THEY SURE ARE. MY HUBBY LOVED TO DIG OUT WHEN I WAS PREG HE SAID IT WAS WETTT AND TIGHT AND HE COULD BUST ANY TIME AND I WAS ALREADY KNOCKED UP SO NO HARM NO FOUL LMAO.
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Ok, Show of hands fellas, how many have you been licking a girl out from the back, and bit a girl in the *****?? Not hard, bit just a little “love bite???” Ladies, same goes for you….
OHHH DAY WHAT U STARTING UP IN HERE EATING FROM THE BACK LOVE LOVE IT NEVER BEEN BIT ON THE AZZ I’VE BEEN BIT IN THE BACK WHILE HUBBY HITTING IT FROM THE BACK I DONT LIKE IT IO CRINGE ITS SOMTING ABOUT BEING BITTEN I DONT KNOW MAYB ITS JUST ME.
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Depends on how ya get bit….I can bite a girl in the neck, and have her begging for more….It just depends on how ya do it..And yeah, for the record, I woulda bit you too!!! LOL!!!
@DAY HOLD UP DAY I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK U THIS. U BE TALKING ALOT ABOUT PREG ***** TELL ME U HAVE KIDS. B/C IF NOT WHERE THE ***** DO U FIND ALL THESE PREGNANT WOMEN TO ***** U WHILE THEY PREG. U HAD POSTED B4 ABOUT MESSING *****ING A CHICK SUCKING HER ***** AND HER LACTATING WITH MILK PLS TELL ME THIS WAS UR WOMEN AND U DONT PURPOSLY GO AFTER PREGNANT WOMEN. LMAO
@THE TRUTH
GURL THEN U GOOD B/C IT DID NOTHING FOR ME ALL THE THICKNESS I HAD DELATED AFTER A FEW MONTHS U SHOULD OF SAW ME I WAS SOOO HYPE IM LIKE NO THESE ARE NOT FOR U REFERRING TO MY *****S IM LIKE U GETTING A BOTTLE THESE R FOR ME AND DADDY THEN EVERYTHING TURNED RIGHT BACK. BUT THE BABY WEIGHT I HAD TO WORK OFF HARD I ONLY LOST 20 RIGHT AFTER THE BIRTH OF EACH MY KIDS AND I HAD A WATER RETENTION PROB WITH BOTH MY KIDS I HAD OBESE PREGNANCIES B/C OF IT U TALKING A ***** WENT FROM 127 TO 189 GIRL WHEN I WENT FOR MY LAST DOC APPOINTMENT BEING PREG WITH MY DAUGHTER B4 I HAD HER. AND I WAS SON HIGH RISK PREG WITH BOTH B/C OF THAT SO NOW U C Y IM NOT SO HYPE TO HAVE NOTHER ONE LMAO NOW IM A COOL 137 AND I WANT TO KEEP IT LIKE THAT FOR A WHILE. BUT HUBBY WAS WAYY SUPPORTIVE AND LOVING AND NEVER MADE ME FEEL UNATTRACTIVE BUT I WASNT HAPPY WITH MYSELF TILL I LOST THAT DAM WEIGHT.
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LoL, I’m thankful for the thickness that pregnancy gave me. I guess it just depends on the woman. I had to be on a special diet the last few months of pregnancy because my blood pressure was high, and I was on bed rest, so I wasn’t able to eat like I wanted to.
Pregnancy is worth it, because the end result is a baby, but since you have the perfect pair, don’t stress yourself about having another one.
I know high risk pregnancy is stressful, not only on you physically, but mentally as well.
I’ma get outta here girl. You take care and have a good weekend!
Stay blessed!!!
@MrS*Glok
U TOO MA KISS GLOK AND THE BABY FOR ME
@Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
@THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes/ Ms Glock:
Pregnant chicks are the business!!!
THEY SURE ARE. MY HUBBY LOVED TO DIG OUT WHEN I WAS PREG HE SAID IT WAS WETTT AND TIGHT AND HE COULD BUST ANY TIME AND I WAS ALREADY KNOCKED UP SO NO HARM NO FOUL LMAO.
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*DEAD* LMFAO
I know that’s right! Andas long as you find a comfortable position, you can get your pregnancy work out on in the bedroom.
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@DAY HOLD UP DAY I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK U THIS. U BE TALKING ALOT ABOUT PREG ***** TELL ME U HAVE KIDS. B/C IF NOT WHERE THE ***** DO U FIND ALL THESE PREGNANT WOMEN TO ***** U WHILE THEY PREG. U HAD POSTED B4 ABOUT MESSING *****ING A CHICK SUCKING HER ***** AND HER LACTATING WITH MILK PLS TELL ME THIS WAS UR WOMEN AND U DONT PURPOSLY GO AFTER PREGNANT WOMEN. LMAO
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First and foremost, Bye Mrs. Glock!!! Secondly, I don’t have any kids, Third, I have been with a couple of pregnant girls, and I don’t actively chase them, but if the opportunity arises, I’ll hit depending on the girl…….Yeah, I know, I’m nasty….I admit it…(Hangs head in shame)
I have some bedroom secrets I will never tell. There is only one way to find out and that involves lying in my king-sized bed!!
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@MrS*Glok
U TOO MA KISS GLOK AND THE BABY FOR ME
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I sure will!!!
Take care until next time!!
*Waving*
@Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@DAY HOLD UP DAY I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK U THIS. U BE TALKING ALOT ABOUT PREG ***** TELL ME U HAVE KIDS. B/C IF NOT WHERE THE ***** DO U FIND ALL THESE PREGNANT WOMEN TO ***** U WHILE THEY PREG. U HAD POSTED B4 ABOUT MESSING *****ING A CHICK SUCKING HER ***** AND HER LACTATING WITH MILK PLS TELL ME THIS WAS UR WOMEN AND U DONT PURPOSLY GO AFTER PREGNANT WOMEN. LMAO
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First and foremost, Bye Mrs. Glock!!! Secondly, I don’t have any kids, Third, I have been with a couple of pregnant girls, and I don’t actively chase them, but if the opportunity arises, I’ll hit depending on the girl…….Yeah, I know, I’m nasty….I admit it…(Hangs head in shame)
OMMMMGGG DAY SO WAIT U MEET THESE GIRLS WITH BIG BELLIES OUT TO THERE AND UMM OMG WAIT. WAIT EXPLAIN THIS TO ME WHAT THEY PREGG BY ANOTHER MAN AND HOW DOES THIS GO DOWN LIKE HOW DO U EVEN APPROACH A PREGG WOMEN FOR A DATE WTF PLS PUT ME ON IM REALLY CURIOUS TO THIS.
As for where I’ve met em…..Let’s just say i have a really good friend who works as an OBGYN, who hooks a brother up……Yeah I know….I KNOW……LOL!!!1
@MrS*Glok
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@MrS*Glok
U TOO MA KISS GLOK AND THE BABY FOR ME
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I sure will!!!
Take care until next time!!
*Waving*
@Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
As for where I’ve met em…..Let’s just say i have a really good friend who works as an OBGYN, who hooks a brother up……Yeah I know….I KNOW……LOL!!!1
GASPS GASPS DOUBLE TRIPPLE GASPS DAYYYYY!!! OMG SO CAN I ASK HOW FAR ALONG U HAVE HIT A PREGGER CHICK
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
I have some bedroom secrets I will never tell. There is only one way to find out and that involves lying in my king-sized bed!!
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I guess somebody left this *****got’s cage open again…..
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
I have some bedroom secrets I will never tell. There is only one way to find out and that involves lying in my king-sized bed!!
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Is that you in that pic?
@No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
I have some bedroom secrets I will never tell. There is only one way to find out and that involves lying in my king-sized bed!!
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Is that you in that pic?
DEAD I CANT EVEN SEE THE PIC BUT FROM WHAT U SAID I JUST HAD TO LAUGH
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
As for where I’ve met em…..Let’s just say i have a really good friend who works as an OBGYN, who hooks a brother up……Yeah I know….I KNOW……LOL!!!1
GASPS GASPS DOUBLE TRIPPLE GASPS DAYYYYY!!! OMG SO CAN I ASK HOW FAR ALONG U HAVE HIT A PREGGER CHICK
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3 months, 6 months, and up to 9 a few times…..But I don’t make a habbit of that, though…
@DAY GASPS WTF OMG 6 AND 9 MONTHS OK ITS OFFICIAL HANG UR HEAD LOW. I KID I KID WHATEVA FLOATS UR BOAT AND I CANT JUDGE CUS LIKE U SAID PREGG IS THE BIZ THATS WHAT MEN SAY SO IMA CHALK IT UP TO U JUST COULDNT HELP URSELF. ONE MORE??? BEFORE I BOUNCE WHAT HAPPENS IS IT JUST A ***** RELATIONSHIP OR DO U JUST BOUNCE ONE THEY HAVE THE BABY.
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
I have some bedroom secrets I will never tell. There is only one way to find out and that involves lying in my king-sized bed!!
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Is that you in that pic?
DEAD I CANT EVEN SEE THE PIC BUT FROM WHAT U SAID I JUST HAD TO LAUGH
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That would be a *****got watering at the mouth thinking of sucking me off, The Truth……Stalkers get desperate on this *****….
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
I have some bedroom secrets I will never tell. There is only one way to find out and that involves lying in my king-sized bed!!
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Is that you in that pic?
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Yeah, that’s me doing some work at the office!!
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@DAY GASPS WTF OMG 6 AND 9 MONTHS OK ITS OFFICIAL HANG UR HEAD LOW. I KID I KID WHATEVA FLOATS UR BOAT AND I CANT JUDGE CUS LIKE U SAID PREGG IS THE BIZ THATS WHAT MEN SAY SO IMA CHALK IT UP TO U JUST COULDNT HELP URSELF. ONE MORE??? BEFORE I BOUNCE WHAT HAPPENS IS IT JUST A ***** RELATIONSHIP OR DO U JUST BOUNCE ONE THEY HAVE THE BABY.
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Depends on the girl, sometimes we go out for awhile, and some times it’s just a “***** thing”…It just depends….
@Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
I have some bedroom secrets I will never tell. There is only one way to find out and that involves lying in my king-sized bed!!
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Is that you in that pic?
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Yeah, that’s me doing some work at the office!!
NO I KNOW FIRST HAND WITNESS THAT U HAVE CRAZY GROUPIES AND STALKERS ON THIS ***** U AND LADY A THAT ***** IS CRAZY.
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes
@No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
I have some bedroom secrets I will never tell. There is only one way to find out and that involves lying in my king-sized bed!!
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Is that you in that pic?
DEAD I CANT EVEN SEE THE PIC BUT FROM WHAT U SAID I JUST HAD TO LAUGH
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That would be a *****got watering at the mouth thinking of sucking me off, The Truth……Stalkers get desperate on this *****….
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Ok….I was just wondering! LOL @ THE TRUTH!
Bye all!
BYE IM OUT TOO BYE DAYYYYY!!!
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
I have some bedroom secrets I will never tell. There is only one way to find out and that involves lying in my king-sized bed!!
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Is that you in that pic?
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Yeah, that’s me doing some work at the office!!
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And so it is!! I didn’t recognize you without a ***** in your mouth and riding a 12 inch strapon….:roll:
Peace!!
Bye Truth
THE TRUTH _ Pretty brown eyes:
My only question is why I gotta get a gay *****ed ***** tryin ta blow me??? Why can’t I get a chick with big *****ays and a fine ***** tryin ta gimme dat *****???
Bwahahaha!! It is hilarious everyone questions if that is really you in the pic. That means they think you look terrible, people would compliment from the jump if they thought otherwise.
Bye, TRUTH!!!!
No comment..
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
Bwahahaha!! It is hilarious everyone questions if that is really you in the pic. That means they think you look terrible, people would compliment from the jump if they thought otherwise.
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Later *****, don’t choke on too many *****s over the weekend, now……
It is said true love can be found on www. rainbowpridecouples. com
Daywalker(I can p***** anything on the road but a gas station!!!)
It is said true love can be found on www. rainbowpridecouples. com
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Then carry yo *****STY ***** on over there then…..If it ain’t pink *****, I don’t even wanna be bothered, but of course you would know where the *****s hang out, right???? I’m out, *****…BWAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAA!!!!!
Y’all still here?
I know we often post about serious or comedic ish in here. It is good to do so. However, this was a really fun topic. No matter what it is all about love and pleasure or how to find the deviations of such. That can never be a bad thing, right? Keep it *****ming.
LMFAO! Those stories were hilarious!
i down 4 wutever no ***** in my ***** tho, but erthang else is a go
My hubby and I are down for anything expect for really weird *****. i do let him tie me up and, spank me but anything past that no ***** way. No *****, NO WHITE PEOPLE *****!
My ex used to want me to stick a finger in his *****, which was cool…I could handle that, but then it was two fingers and then my pocket vibrator…and then my rabbit. Wanted me to stimulate *****ing him hard…very hard…so gay!!! And i’m a trysexual!
that pic looks like the Ghost of Rihanna!.lol
I don’t like biting…thats not sexy…or “golden showers”…I’m not down w/ that either! I also don’t like ANYONE or ANYTHING near my rear!!!! That makes me VERY uncomfortable…other than that I’m game!
1.NOTHING IN MY REAR
2.NO GOLDEN SHOWER OR MAIKN A BOUL MOVEMNT
3.NO WEAPONS (LIKE WHIPPING AND BEATING ON PPL)
I’m startin to really wonder about some of you dudes on this message board talkin bout you into gettin your salad tossed. If that ain’t a red flag ladies I don’t know what is. Don’t let *****s steer you wrong on this board yes that ***** is Homo *****. Real Homo.