Friday, May 9th, 2008
Which One Would You Hit???
Posted by Bossip Staff
Midget Mac and Ricky Ross were on the set of the “Chevy Anthem Remix” video shoot in Kansas City this week.
If you HAD to hit one of these interesting fellows, WHICH ONE???
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NotOne!!!
I HATE BOSSIP…this is some bullsh*t. I would pick up midget swag and hit Ross in the head….
Neither.
OH…ole girl needs to but the correct bra size…skank!!!
Celibacy!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD(Check me out!)
OH…ole girl needs to but the correct bra size…skank!!!
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Okay!!!! It’s a lil’ small…lol
But if I HAD to hit one…I probably hit Rick…if my life depended on it.
She is very gorgeous.
She has posted this pic on a celeb dating club ” mar r ymi llio naire . c o m ” Many of her fans were seeking for her and wanna chat with her.She is very hot on that club and that club is also hot because of her.
This is a scary decision to make…
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OH…ole girl needs to but the correct bra size…skank!!!
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Okay…look REAL hard…in the second thumbnail look past the dude in the red….the dude that is looking towards his left…he might be able to pay..
Oh typo…I meant *put* on the correct bra size…skankazoid…
@getyourhand…I guess I would chose Rick as well if my life absolutely depended on it. My only requirement would be that he not say one word and he get some gl*****es that fit his big ***** face and NEVER take them off!
Yall Rick’s hands look so tough from the years of picking up cement blocks and eating them…he cant touch me.
Then who is midget dude? Yall could at least gave us a midget we (me) knew…like Bushwick. I wouldnt have picked him but I would have known what I was up against!!
GROSS!!
i’d hit the car, i’m sure it would help me get off b4 either one of them could make me moan!
that chick needs to not wear her lil sisters bra
i wouldn’t ***** either of them with HER cooche!
Bossip is real ignorant and wrong for this, Bossip must be run by a bunch of fugly lezbots….
the biggest boss
What character did Martin play with the runny nose? Roscoe The Snot-nose Kid? That is who Midg looks like…
LMFAO@ Bree….morning silly!
WHHHHHHHHHHY MUST MY EYEZZZZ BURN LIKE THISSSS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY .NO I AM NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE AND NO I WILL NOT RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE WITH THAT GRIZZLY BEAR
i’d hit the guy in the red shirt…BOSSIP stop effin around…and tell lil big mac to shop in his own size clothes department..i understand that he is small..but c’mon…
QUESTION~
if midget mac was dressed in a suit, can we say that he is gettin his grown man on???????
yes…please ponder
i’d hit the car
@Bree
LOL, exactly. Why didn’t I think of that?
MS. NY~TX
QUESTION~
if midget mac was dressed in a suit, can we say that he is gettin his grown man on???????
Are you a Rouge Scholar? Because that is one helluva question!!! LOL!!
Rick Ross all the way. I would pour cream all over his body and lick him dry.
Oh and that midget can have front row seats.
LOL@ Bree
bossip please stop this foolishness. I would rather sew my coochie shut that hit either one of them.
Bossip you can’t be serious
hmm. i just found this guy on a celebs dating club’Searching M illionaire.c o m’.i am sure he is not seriously looking but for some short-term relationship according to his profile description. seems he is very rich.
@nikki
Rhodes Scholar
Morning Lauren!
OH GOD NEITHER NEITHER NEITHER NEITHER….YUCK
@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD
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no…im just a person puttin my 2 cents in!!
that’s all..
OMG!!! LMBAO!!! Are you serious?!?!
Lou in the Chi…
@nikki
Rhodes Scholar
Rhodes scholar
n. A student who holds a scholarship established by the will of Cecil J. Rhodes that permits attendance at Oxford University for a period of two or three years.
Rogue Scholars are committed to making scholarly research and writing available and understandable to the general public, as well as to those scholars working in non-related fields
Well I see your point do you see mine?
One look like a dookie pebble and the other look like a dookie stick.
neither
NEITHER….I don’t do short men nor dudes with LAZY EYES!!!!
I would definitely give it to the biggest boss. Something about him seems very sweet. His cd is veryy nice and I think he’s got mad sex appeal. Rick ross baby whats good?
NIKKI UNDERWOOD(Check me out!)
MS. NY~TX
QUESTION~
if midget mac was dressed in a suit, can we say that he is gettin his grown man on???????
Are you a Rouge Scholar? Because that is one helluva question!!! LOL!!
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But your wrote Rouge not Rogue Scholar which had be confused also….I’m just saying, since we’re all smart *****es today, why not???
i WOULD ride RICKY ROSS to SLEEP! know that!!!!!
hahahah.. this is funny… BUT of course Rick Ross Can Get It ALLLLLLL DAMN DAY… CUZ I DONT CALL EM PURSES, I CALL EM BAGS, YIIIIDDDEEEE
hahahah.. this is funny… BUT of course Rick Ross Can Get It ALLLLLLL DAMN DAY… CUZ I DONT CALL EM PURSES, I CALL EM BAGS, YIIIIDDDEEEE
@ The Real Lauren
But your wrote Rouge not Rogue Scholar which had be confused also….I’m just saying, since we’re all smart *****es today, why not???
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yeah i did’nt know which one to answer to so i just like i said…put my 2 cents in…
i’m just gonna stick to commenting..i think asking questions on here is a challenge..
@ The Real Lauren
for realizing
PRICELESS
…thanks ma
WTF WTF WTF WTF
F*CK YOU BOSSIP. YOU ARE DEAD WRONG.
NEITHER.
HIT THEM WITH MY CAR, A BRICK UPSIDE THEIR HEADS, AND ERRTHING ELSE!
@MS. NY~TX
i’m just gonna stick to commenting..i think asking questions on here is a challenge..
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LOL, Yea u might be better off doing that…I enjoy your comments anyway…
@ NIKKI…
You know I wanna give up Bossip cause of all their foolishness but then they redeem themselves w/ a great post like this…LMBAO!! Try not to daydream too much about these two fine men they have for you ladies *snicker*
i mean how does one choose-one’s a grizzly bear and the other one’s a circus freak!i guess i would just have to be celibate
NIKKI UNDERWOOD(Check me out!)
MS. NY~TX
QUESTION~
if midget mac was dressed in a suit, can we say that he is gettin his grown man on???????
Are you a Rouge Scholar? Because that is one helluva question!!! LOL!!
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But your wrote Rouge not Rogue Scholar which had be confused also….I’m just saying, since we’re all smart *****es today, why not???
LOL!!! Sorry guys I have a hangover!!!
@ Re…
“This is a scary decision to make…”
LMBAO!! These are two fine choices…*snicker*
@ Notorious ONe…U think u funny huh??? Thats why you’re going to go to sleep tonight and find Latoya Jackson in ya bed all messing up your sheets with her greasy weave!! LMFAO!!
@ The Real Lauren
LOL, Yea u might be better off doing that…I enjoy your comments anyway…
aww thanks ma..
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@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD
LOL!!! Sorry guys I have a hangover!!!
you might wanna go ‘head and sleep that off real quick..lol
@ Notorious ONe…U think u funny huh??? Thats why you’re going to go to sleep tonight and find Latoya Jackson in ya bed all messing up your sheets with her greasy weave!! LMFAO!!
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LMAO-shark attack snacks
@ Lauren…
“U think u funny huh???”
HUH?!?! What do you mean? I was commenting on the fine choices you ladies are afforded. It’s like a Mother’s Day weekend treat for those that are mothers…*snicker*
DEAD @ Shark attack snacks!!!!
@ Notorious One….KEEP SNICKERING!!!
@ NIKKI…
“Sorry guys I have a hangover!!!”
See, NIKKI has a hangover from hanging out at the after party w/ Rick Ross & Midget Mac. *snicker*
@ Lauren…
“KEEP SNICKERING!!!”
Nah that’s a sinus problem, that I, umm, errr, yeah sinus problems. I mean why would I be snickering at a Rick Ross/Midget Mac Which One Would You Hit??? post? *snicker*…there is goes again…freggin’ ummm, sinuses.
people still use the term snicker…still??
aww damn, that was a question please refrain from answering if you can’t comprehend…
Co-Sign @ Bree
“i’d hit the car, i’m sure it would help me get off b4 either one of them could make me moan!”
LOL MS. NY ~TX….I think he’s cyber snickering, to be a SMART *****…lol i’m playing thats by old head Notorious One, but yea he’s Cyber Snickering acting like he has sinus problems, lol…
LOL EVEN IF THEY WHERE THE LAST MEN ON EARTH I WOULD’NT WANNA BE INTIMATE BY ANY OF THESE ANIMALS…THEY LOOK PATHETIC
eeeew i can’t spell….
Fuc all yall Midget Mac is sexy…
The Real Lauren, the only Lauren, I know u wanna be me, its cute.
(Check me out!)
eeeew i can’t spell….
Hi lauren….HOW ARE YOU DOPING TODAY, I SEE YOU HAVE GOT A STALKER LOL…SOME PEOPLE ON THIS SITE REALLY NEED TO GROW UP…..I AM THINKING IT IS A MAN WHO IS STALKING YOU….DON’T WORRY SWEETY HE IS ANGRY THAT HE CAN’T GET YOU…..lOL
after what the midget went thru on i luv new york i kinda feel sorrie for him. Damn yall he went thru alot. i might just let him see it!….lmao
Damn Bossip!!!!……Why you all give the females the scraps to pick from?!!!! I would pick NEITHER.. EVEN THOUGH MIDGET MAC IS A SWEETIE PIE..I JUST COULDN’T IMAGINE HAVING HIM IN BETWEEN…WELL YOU GET IT!!!!
Can I request a pic of idris elba on morning handsome and instead of this bull*****?
Damn Bossip!!!!……Why you all give the females the scraps to pick from?!!!! I would pick NEITHER.. EVEN THOUGH MIDGET MAC IS A SWEETIE PIE..I JUST COULDN’T IMAGINE HAVING HIM IN BETWEEN…WELL YOU GET IT!!!! AND RICK ROSS???….HE WOULD HAVE TO LIFT THAT STOMACH UP TO HIT…JUST NASTY..I P*****…YUCK!!!
I feel sorry to see this…
I’ve always had a crush on Rick Ross, so def. him.
@ MS. NY~TX…
“people still use the term snicker…still??”
When it comes to Bossip and some of the posts they put up (especially the ones related to ladies’ eye candy) you’ll see why I’m always snickering. LMBAO!!
I would pick Rick Ross, but I have to be on top! *shivers* I do not want him sweating all over me. Sorry, I got love for little people (watch the show), but a lil to childlike for me. No need to start that kind of fetish.
@ Lauren…
“I think he’s cyber snickering, to be a SMART *****”
ME, a smart *****?!?!? Lauren, we peeps, we both Obama heads. You know I wouldn’t be snickering at the plight of you ladies *snicker* I mean look what we had to put up w/…Ashanti in that lil’ tight ***** white dress, showing off ‘em thick, sexy legs, with that hot red lipstick, side ***** view. I mean come on, we feelin’ your pain too!! *snicker*
@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD
LOL!!! Sorry guys I have a hangover!!!
you might wanna go ‘head and sleep that off real quick..lol
Sorry Bday week…12am imma do it again!!!
aww damn, that was a question please refrain from answering if you can’t comprehend…
Too much….
NotOne…
See, NIKKI has a hangover from hanging out at the after party w/ Rick Ross & Midget Mac. *snicker*
I cant stand you!!! Its true.
i cannot fathom any reason for either of these men to be in this category…that blow out on rick ross’s chins is not sexy…and that little one…im sorry but if you can carry your date like a sack of potatoes…something just ain’t right…
@ NotoriousOne
When it comes to Bossip and some of the posts they put up (especially the ones related to ladies’ eye candy) you’ll see why I’m always snickering. LMBAO!!
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got it..lololol
@ NIKKI…
That’s right NIKKI do ya’ thang…
12 AM on the way to the club (uh)
1 AM DJ made it erupt (uh-huh)
2 AM now I’m gettin with him (what up?)
3 AM now I’m splittin with him (splitting with who?)
4 AM at the waffle house (waffle house)
5 AM now we at my house (uh)
6 AM I be diggin him out (who?)
6:15 I be kickin him out (what?)
7 AM I’ma call my friends (uh-huh)
12AM we gonna do it again, we gon, we gon, we gonna do it again
(We gonna do it again)
@ bossip
why do you not show something we need .How to support the sean bell protest and why we werearrested for being peaceful.
SUPPORT SEAN BELL AND OTHERS PROTEST UNTIL YOU CAN’T -VIA WALK,E-MAIL,OR BY PHONE (STAND-UP).
LMFAO @ NIKKI UNDERWOOD…. HATE BOSSIP…this is some bullsh*t. I would pick up midget swag and hit Ross in the head….
I SECOND THAT NOTION 3TIMES!! THE ONLY WAY I’D HIT EITHER OF THESE CHUMPS IS WITH A MACK TRUCK, FULL SPEED AHEAD!!
@ NotoriousOne
u are hilarrrrious…lol
NotOne…
One thing…I would have drop a better verse that Amillion….
@ MS. NY~TX…
I just don’t understand all the dissention that’s being expressed over these two fine selections you ladies have been given this Friday morning. *snicker*
@ NIKKI…
You would have dropped a better verse? Go ‘head, show me ‘em lyrical skillz. Ain’t really up on some of the new joints out lately so I had to resort to a regular.
@ NotoriousOne
but i didnt even wanna hit them..lol…i said the one in the red shirt..lmao…
***** it i’ll hit myself…..lmao..lololol
I would choose neither, I would have more fun by myself, lol.
Why do we ladies get this crap? Which one would I hit? With what…an ugly stick?
NONE…….UGH
oh, great
Rick Ross. I can NOT see myself f*cking a midget! Sh*ts TOO weird.
NotOne…
Khia would have dropped a better verse!!!
LOL come on the BOss for sure lol
the skank in the picture is a stripper ho who lets dudes pay to play she probably let midget mac hit it to be in the video
this is so disre-ma freaking-spectful. just rude!!! bossip is way out of order.
@ NIKKI…
“Khia would have dropped a better verse!!!”
Yeah but she would have cuss’d you out first and said how you wasn’t ish and then wrote it on her blog and…LMBAO!!
@ MS. NY~TX…
“but i didnt even wanna hit them..lol”
WHAT?!?! And deprive yourself of that midget experience? I mean he’s already at the right level! LMBAO!
NotOne…
Why do you har***** the ladies so?
How about I hit Ricky with a Suburban and Midget mac with a Mini Cooper
I’d hit BOTH of them……..
WITH A BIG AZZ 2 BY 4….. (LOL)
@ NIKKI…
“Why do you har***** the ladies so?”
GAAAASP!! Har*****?!?! That is SUCH an ugly word! I’m tryna UNDERSTAND y’all! I mean Bossip hook y’all up w/ this fine selection and I just don’t understand…*snicker*
RHODES SCHOLAR
bill clinton was actually one
I guess RR has money but NEITHER
Which would would you hit? You have got to be kidding! Whew, yall got jokes!!
Brooklyn… you in the house.. whats up my brother!!!!!! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS!!!!
gross to both of them ones to big and ones too little. and mac look like his breath stank his mouth is always open. and why does that chick have on that maidenform bra acting like its a top?
Wondering….are midgets small EVERYWHERE? I mean they have normal sized heads but how about the rest of them?
Now that I have admitted that I was thinking such foolishness, I would have to say I would not touch either one. Ever. For any reason. I’d cross over first.
UGHHHH! NOT EVEN WITH MY ENEMIES PUS*Y!!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
neither I’d much rather become a NUN
All of them! WTF!
http://www.jhazzaisworld.wordpress.com
RICKY ROSS THE BIGGEST BOSS CAN GET IT ALL DAY LONG…whooo big thugs just make me wanna…
I’d hit ol girl with the little tiny bra on. She fine!!!!
both of them. i’d hit both of them with a bat and run like hell.
Rick Ross of course. What kind of choice was that anyway? Maybe I’m just a chubby chaser…
Bossip, first you post our personal information online, and now this? SMH. Fewer undesirables and more *****. Please and thank you.
RICK ROSS PROBABLY GOT BUGS IN THE BEARD AND MIDGET MAC ONLY COMES UP TO MY ***** HOLE… SO I’LL HAVE TO P***** ON THIS ONE
Ummmm I’d rather hit the girl with the XTRA MEDIUM BRA on and i dont even get down like that..lol.. But them two uhh NO.. One got *****ies and the other one always got spit in between his lips UGHHH!!! LMBAO!!
Mighet mac, I just see him since “i love new york 2″
IF THOSE WERE MY CHOICES, I WOULD BECOME A NUN…LMAO…BUT I WOULD LET RICKY TICKLE ME WITH THAT BEARD….
MIDGET MAC WOULD DROWN IN HERE….ROFLMAO
Midget Mack could probably get up in some *****es that Rick couldn’t fit in… I’m just sayin’….
Whatever bossip editor thought this sh*t was cute. I mean literally hit, like with my car.
if it came down to those two. I would be the most abstinate ***** you have ever met for the rest of my life.
Hellooooo!!! Rick Ross of Course-he is sexy as hell!!!!
This is a funky nasty choice. Bossip does this all the time to women – put the craziest choices out there and ask someone to choose. Kinda like if you HAD to would you drink dishwashing liqud, or liquid body soap. Both are nasty as Hell and not supposed to be consumed by humans AT ALL!
@Z – I definitely agree with you! Put a lock on it, I am done!
BTW: I am so tired of looking at young (and some old) Black men wearing their clothes so damn big, looking like they dumped in their pants! Can’t even open a door for anybody because one hand is holding his crotch and the other one is holding his pants up!
OMG!
Hiiiiiiidddddiiiiiiiooooouuusssssity!!!! Lawd!!! Yet another instance where I would cut off my own vagina and throw it away instead. Even if the world needed to be re-populated I would do the same thing, but I would chop it up into little pieces too…just to make sure neither one of them could touch it.
IS DEATH AN OPTION?
both of them with my COLT 45 10 bullets each
the midget of course, he could suck up there without me having to lie down, that would be a first.
Happy Mothers day again all you mothers in the house!!!!!!!!
ONCE AGAIN.. RICK ROSS IS ABSOLUTELY SEXY!!!!
DEFINITELY RICK ROSS!!! MY BOSS…
@Panamanians Do It Better
Rick Ross is sexy cause he got money, otherwise be serious, he couldn’t even say hi to you
Now see BOSSIP– Y’all always put some *****ty ***** in the game!!!!
Why we gotta hit them????????????????
Why can’t we get a “which one would you hit” with…
Boris/Boris.
The Road runner/Wile E. Cotoye
My lawn man/ My cable hook up man.
McDonald’s Crew Leader/Burger King’s Crew Leader.
Rick Ross knows his stuff about politics and struggle. midget mac is just somebody that was on I Love New York (that says a lot about him even though he was probably my favorite one on that season)..
but neither! lol
maybe Rick Ross and that is a big maybe,lol
ya’ll couldnt pick *****ody better than a *****in midget and fat ***** ross. this some bull*****
oh hell NAW!
I will become lesbian if those two are the only men left or i will probably have to be a crackhead before lol!
But it s not a good look to make fun of Midget! But it disturbs the way he tries to dress like a grown sorry, taller man!
LOL thats funny.
Catch Usher latest music video ‘Trading Places’ playing on defSpot com
Two terrible choices for the sisters. Can we have some juicier options????
THIS IS JUST NONSENSE. I AM TIRED OF BOSSIP AND THIS CHILDISH FOOLISHNESS. THIS IS SO 7TH GRADE.
Rick Ross is definitely the fattest “boss” that I seen thus far!
Does Midget Mac have on shorts?
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I’m just asking.
I wouldn’t even eff either of them with Paris Hilton’s diseased cooch on a stick!
Why would you do this Bossip? Who do you think would fool with them? Please.
are you crazy bossip???? ugh yuck i would dare mess with none of them i p***** not my cup of tea.
low cl***** black men. my standers are high!
Child Please! Not my cup of tea!
@ Black *****
“low cl***** black men. my standers are high!”
Too bad your education standards weren’t. It’s “STANDARDS” not “STANDERS”, you stupid black w*****! Pick up a book ***** before you decide to put on airs, ho.
i’LL BECOME A DYKE BEFORE i’LL ACKNOWLEDGE THEM TWO MONKEYS.
Midget Mac needs to go find the right size in the lil boys department…
I’d kill myself.
which ever one has the biggest *****. i would have to be garanteed an if i HAD to hit one of them.
LMAO!……………..
Hands down Midget Mac. Cause at least I could watch straight ahead while the horrible deed is being done
BOSSIP needs to redeem themselves!
who’s here?
man, midget mac got two kids…so that means SOMEBODY liked that lil midget jugg…so ima take him. but no kissin, and he gotta hit it from the back.
oh…and i don’t know why everyone getting mad with bossip..i think they pick two uglies sometimes to make us make hard decisions…like if u HAD to..i doubt bossip thinks either of these men are cute
N3w0rl3@ns(Check me out!)
oh…and i don’t know why everyone getting mad with bossip..i think they pick two uglies sometimes to make us make hard decisions…like if u HAD to..i doubt bossip thinks either of these men are cute
Back in the day, we called it “DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION” – When deciding who is more fvckable amongst the most unattractive females. This probably applies to the above two gentlemen which is the subject of this thread.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the beautiful mothers out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man yall chics be having me laughing my ***** off I just read these comments to see the funny stuff yall post
Kansas City stand up!
We Need Change
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@ Black *****
“low cl***** black men. my standers are high!”
Too bad your education standards weren’t. It’s “STANDARDS” not “STANDERS”, you stupid black w*****! Pick up a book ***** before you decide to put on airs, ho.
shut the ***** you dark ape ***** you just made at what i said ***** you black ***** gay *****.
I cant lie, I’d let that fat ***** tear it down!!!
Bossip your kiddin right…i’d rather hit a tree i probly get more horny that one of this dude will make me
The liquor bottle. I have to be DRUNK to even look at either one.
why midget mac look a midget version of buster douglas?.
Why does Rick Ross look like a 50 year old?
Why do so many of the Hip Hop dudes from the South look so *****ing old,fat,and just plain like they had a hard life? Is it all those cheese grits? The hard drinking,smoking,sizzurp? What the ***** is going on? Y’all look type *****ed up.
*****s listen the ***** up! All that wild life catches up to your dumb *****es in the future….if you live that long.
It’s said this person is a member of the chatting site “I n t er r a c i a l l o v in g . c o m ” where the the white and black persons can make friends with each other!
ummm both. never been wit a miget or a fat *****….
hold on a sec
“low cl***** black men. my standers are high!”
Too bad your education standards weren’t. It’s “STANDARDS” not “STANDERS”,
well damn… lol
@ NextTopModel
Ooooh! Ooooh! I’m fat. Do me! Do me!
@ Black Woman
“shut the ***** you dark ape ***** you just made at what i said ***** you black ***** gay *****.”
I *****ume you’re trying to articulate: “shut the ***** up, you negro…You’re just angry, due to my earlier response to your retort to my infantile and blanket generalization directed towards black men, you sexually ambiguous african american.”
I’m going to go out on a limb, and guess you aren’t familiar with “HOOKED ON PHONICS” huh? Your lack of proper punctuation leaves a lot to be desired also. May I suggest a night school course in remedial english? I *****ume you were born here, thus making you american. There’s no excuse for your ill use of the english dialect…Afterall, it’s your mother’s tongue.
LMAO at Nikki Underwood….
There is madness in the air ! Where there is no3 visI
Madness is in the air ! Where there is no vision, the people shall perish.
Rick Ross is a Suge swagger jacker,Now there is also a wannabe Chuckwick?fake ***** *****e dealer cant rap.He should’ve been on Bad Boy or Cash Money since all he does is say how much ***** costs.Big Ups to the REAL Freeway Rick!
Midget Mac. Cause he can stand up in it
LITERALLY!! LMAO
No seriously, neither one. Midg is too schort and Ross’ ***** are bigger than mine :-\
yeah its me back again. I would do rick ross in a heart beat. my man get at me boo