Lil Wayne is Ugly Enough Already But Imagine him Without Dreads

Posted on October 26th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Lil Wayne, News, True or False?

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Serving jail time in New York may mean that Weezy F. baby will have to cut off his prince’s locks. More info and Wayne’s new jawn under the hood.

An expert on jail procedures and protocol says that New York inmates aren’t allowed to have excessive hair on their head unless the hair is in cornrows; and even cornrows can’t reach past the neck.  The only way Wayne would be able to keep his hair is if he entered into jail under a faulty ”Rastafari” religion.

On a high note check out Wayne’s new song “Can’t Stop Partying” :

  • Rihanna’s sharp n pointy witchy fingernails took the oath

    just thinking of Wayne without hair is enough to make you ______… claw your own eyes out

  • JBurd

    Oh noo. let him at least keep the locks!

  • Old Timer

    If they cut his hair, where else would a gremlin hide his dope?

  • drenk

    he looks like when a kid puts on his dads clothing, one day you’ll grow into those shirt and jeans

  • JB(Vote for me Miss NSU 2010-2011, Lady A is my campaign manager)

    I say shave that mess.

  • justreal504

    True Story, came to mind when I read this:

    Weezy has a face only a mother could love. I live in New Orleans and my sister in law’s kid is ugly as Wayne. I asked her one day, do you think people know when their kids are ugly (can’t remember how it came up, it was 10 years ago), she said “I think they know, I’d know if Kevin was ugly.” I just had to share that, I LMAO when we hung up the phone.

  • Say What???

    just thinking of Wayne without hair is enough to make you want to thing about something else…ugh! I guess it’s true what they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

  • Old Timer

    Lil Wayne looking like a Little Black Leprecaun Loot!! He’s not ugly, just a funny-looking little something.

  • http://BOSSIP Damn D

    LMMFAO @Old Timer
    Thats sooooo true….

  • Dumplin

    I think Wayne would look better without the dreads. He didnt look that bad when he came out. The real problem is the Tats. They are everywhere and they make him look worse. Reginae looks just like him and I think that she is a cute girl. Shaving the hair would do a lot for his appearnace

  • Vonne Loca

    @Old Timer

    Lmao. You are too much, and funny enough I’ve thought about that situation before. It’s a scary thought. I think I’d look at him and flip back over and clamp my eyes shut. But I wouldn’t go back to sleep the mental picture of him would give me nightmares.

  • !!!!!R.I.P MIKE!!!!!

    OH WELL LOL

  • http://yahoo PhatDjSwagger (rip MichaelJackson THE KING OF MUSIC NO ONE HAS OUT SOLD HIM)

    he will fit right in, he loves to take it up the ass.

  • Rihanna’s sharp n pointy witchy fingernails took the oath

    that negro had extention cornrows lmbao… so gross

  • Boss

    He’s neck is huge….or it just that he’s head is small…whatever!

  • JUS_BN_ME

    If half of you chicken heads were honest with yourselves and the rest of the world, you would admit that if Lil Wayne gave you the time of day, you would be hanging on this nucca’s arm like a damn purse!!!! But, then, most people cant be honest…..

  • http://www.thelayoutspot.net/ www.thelayoutspot.net

    Everybody about to cut their locks lmao

  • uptowngirl

    this is the dude that these chicks are loosing their minds to sleep with? seriously? i just don’t get it.

  • No u can’t be boyfriend #2!

    uptowngirl

    this is the dude that these chicks are loosing their minds to sleep with? seriously? i just don’t get it.

    ___________________________________________________

    It’s called good d*ck!

    I still wouldn’t let him hit it though!

  • Twinkle

    @Boss
    He doesn’t have a chin.

  • asds

    cell mate, to wayne: “kiss my like you did, baby”

  • tennis

    Don’t want to hate but YUCK!

  • http://www.k.com noelle

    smh…..

    What’s Love?? I can’t

  • sef

    Nah they wont make him cut it off.

  • impriss00

    yall better get off my man!! :)

    oh but i’m sure there’s somebody ON Him right now NE way being that he’s F’ing all the girlz in tha world this Year!! lol

  • Alrighty Then…

    awww…. I know I shouldn’t never tell nobody but God, but I used to think Wayne was cute back in the day (pic up top), but it was in a kiddish kinda way… He’s grown into a God awful looking man…

  • MissSusie

    he MUST be doing something good to have had kids with toya whom is very pretty and lauren londom whom is beaautiful!!

  • Cupiecake

    PERSONAL I LIKE NO WAIT I LOVE WAYNE AND HIM WITHOUT HAIR WOULD’NT BE THAT BAD………. AND IT DOES’NT MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YA’LL ANIT DOING NOTHING FOR HIM HE A MILLION DOLLAR MAN HE DONE GOT RICH OFF YA’LL ITS NOTHING ESLE YA’LL CAN DO FOR HIM….. WAYNE I LOVE YOU EITHER!!!!!!

  • malcolm

    Hey lil wayne will always be one of the best if you like it or not nig. So stop hatin on him for doing wh

  • Gotz It All

    I’m gonna F*ckin go on strike if u all lock him up.What would happen to Young money? We’d be stuck with paronoid Rihanna and Kayne West.No more Drake or Birdman for a year.The world will die without lil Wayne. What about fans?My Godbrother will sue the people that sued. -Thats it!

  • heatherfromhurlock

    lil wayne is fine as hell

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