Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

He Can Dish It But He Can’t Take It

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Some truly ironic ish went down at the R Kelly trial yesterday:

“The R. Kelly kiddie porn trial kicked off jury selection yesterday, but apparently the biggest issue for participants was the smell of pee – we mean, literally. Kelly “frequently held a tissue over his nose” during the nine-hour session, and even the prosecutors had to complain about the odor wafting in from the bathroom.”

Oh – now all of the sudden he’s got something against the mellow yellow? Ain’t that a b*tch.

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  1. glok9n

    THATZ HIS S*****, PEE ON A BYTCH! THATZ HIS LOVE MAKING THAT KINKY *****,CAN I ***** ON YOU BABY! NEW SONG !

  2. Deswes95

    First! He needs to get ready to dance with his friends in the PEN!

  3. rox

    Chester da Molester!

  4. liv

    who knew!

  5. glok9n

    NOPE! I KNOW WHO BEAT YOU QUICK WHO?….. MY DYCK!

  6. TASHA

    that was funny

  7. Shan

    The irony is not lost. I thought that he would want that smell constantly wafting through the air with him being a fan of golden showers.

  8. Binary Star

    Bossip – I think you need a script that will just automatically delete the first 10 comments on every post.

  9. I'm Just Me

    LMFAOOO! BOSSIP SHUT THE HELL UP! That is hilarious! What kind of shyt was going on in that court house.

  10. Southern Belle 225

    Kelly *****y Pants!

  11. glok9n

    DELETE YOUR BULL*****!….OR ILL ***** ON YOU IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

  12. beautiful b

    MAYBE I WATCH TOO MUCH BOSTON LEGAL BUT IAM *****UMING THIS IS A STUNT PULLED BY THE PROSECUTION. LOL…EFFIN HILARIOUS!!

  13. Vinandi

    Mellow Yellow- LMAO Bossip!!!

  14. bree

    LMFAO @ BOSSIP!

  15. DFFFD

    he is A GAY. he is seeking handsome guys now at a ce lebs&mil lionaire dating club’S earching M illionaire***co m’ I am sick of it.

  16. eyesoflauramars

    That was a front.He wasn’t upset about the smell, He was just *****ed that the ***** wasn’t being sprayed on his *****.

  17. Encyclopedia Brown

    “The mellow yellow”

    LMAO @ bossip

  18. eyesoflauramars

    …by a child.


  19. all the hypocrites are f*cking me up! Yall know damn well yall still listen to Kells…I know I do! Kells is the sh*t, and If the court house was stinking..that is a trife courthouse! I thought that they clean courthouse bathrooms…at least they do in the lOU!

  20. caramelsin

    smell wasn’t botherin’ him, it was exciting him!

  21. kittylicious aka melanie

    @ everyone – Good morning

    Well aint that a *****, he didn’t seem to mind the smell when he was peeing all over that little girl, lol. All I can say to this is KARMA IS A *****!! He better be careful in jail because someone is going to do to him what he did to that little girl (who is not so innocent herself)

  22. SIDEWAYZ

    Soon emough we’ll be calling Kells the “BUTT PIRATE”

    Don’t drop the shop!!!!!


  23. whatever..he isn’t the only that is peeing on people! Get over that sh*t! He is going to beat this, and you hypocrites know it!

  24. Detroiter4Life

    LMAO!!! @ Bossip! Ya’ll stupid can we get some real info please!! ;o)

    Ya’ll Negros ain’t right!! LOL!!LOL!!

  25. SoSo

    Oh he really got nerve. They should make him go into the bathrooms and lick those *****y toliets.

  26. mrslaadee

    Kelly likes to deliver pee, not smell pee…LOL

  27. ATLBlogger

    LOL @ SOSO

    I’ma need 4 them to get on with the trial. That’s some BS. :) WHERE R THE JANITORS!!! Then the ***** had the audacity to cover his noise, whatever, u wasn’t covering yo noise during yo *****ing scene, so I’m quite sure the smell in the courtroom wasn’t that bad compared to the smell in the room yo dumb ***** was comitting a felony in. UGH! LOL

  28. BLUNTBLAZER

    WHA KINDA COURTHOUSE IS THAT

    http://WWW.MY*****E.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    KEEP IT GHETTO

  29. lil latte

    I can’t wait to see how much time he gets

  30. Ibn

    LMAO

    HE PROBABLY JUST GOT DONE *****ING ON SOMEBODY BEFORE HE MADE IT TO COURT

  31. lil latte

    change of subject but this was VERY INTERESTING:

    I haven’t seen this (below) on TV…

    Don’t know if you caught this so I thought I would share this picture with you. Then President Bill Clinton and Rev. Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., who went to the White House to pray for President Clinton regarding Monica Lewinsky. How soon they forget! President Clinton and Rev. Jeremiah Wright…at a White House breakfast during the ‘Monica Lewinsky Scandal.’ I have no problem with Rev. Wright. I do have a problem with the Clintonian hypocrisy.

    —–Inline Attachment Follows—–

  32. lil latte

    It wont let me attach the letter and picture that goes with it

  33. omni101

    that goes to show you the sadistic gravity of this mans behavior. to get sick at the smell of urine in court , only to urinate on a child’s head?

    boy please wait till grown ***** men in jail ***** in your mouth and make you swallow…

  34. Suga Mo

    Bossip Yall know yall are retarded… That man though of what was coming anf *****ed his pants.

  35. Suga Mo

    @ Lil Latte

    I was saying that about a week ago. Rev Wright used to frequent the white house and stay with the clinton there from time when bill was in office. A friend of mine is Secret service at the white house

  36. eyesoflauramars

    @ Lil Latte

    Bossip won’t even allow the link to be posted.

    For those who want to know : Google “President Bill Clinton and Rev. Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright.

    Of course Hillary knew this when she was talking her smack about Obama. She is a deceitful, conniving…

  37. Suge

    While Clinton is out on the stump telling lies, Obama ain’t worried about her. He was seen in the pool hall shooting pool. LOL

  38. justmoi

    LMFAO!!!!

  39. Celebrity CSI

    Bossip, I’m just now checking in to read about R Kells. iF he DOES get sentenced, no doubt his duties will include…inmate janitor. Which to me very well fits the crime. Y’all a hot mess. lol

  40. DaPro

    The court is in Cook County Jail. No question it smells like pee, it’s one of the dirtiest joints anywhere

  41. glok9n

    @SUGA MO! YOU SURE DID SAY THAT !ME TOO BUT A WEEK BEFORE YOU!LOL


  42. first of all ***** of all you haters please get a life..and second pee smell in the court room..thats just bizzare lake the rest of this case..a hurt judge..kells rushed to the hospital..dleaded for six years thats just plain weird


  43. That’s just too funny.LMAO!


  44. that was too damn funny.. but i still love me some Kellz music… get it together KELLz!!!!!!

  45. Halo

    That was a rumor released but it all bull because the judge on this has ordered silence on everything. To prove his point he has already sentenced one lady to 4 days because she took a pic. That rumor started on the streets because they knew people would believe it and they were right

  46. tricia

    HE SHOULD OF HAD ON THAT MASK WHILE HE WAS MAKING THAT TAPE. MAYBE HE WOULDN’T BE IN THIS MESS. PERVERTED FREAK!!

  47. tricia

    HE DIDN’T MIND THE SMELL OF URINE WHEN HE WAS *****ING ON THAT YOUNG GIRL!

  48. super woman

    ***** IF YOU CAN DISH IT! THEN YOU CAN TAKE IT!

  49. KellsGurl

    Sparkle done pull sum Monica Lawinsky ***** & took her nasty ***** “neices” panties to court, in hopes of some DNA Testing…Wrong *****!!! It was not Robert Kelly on that video, it was Avant!

  50. KellsGurl

    Halo,

    Sounds like u got friends in high places, if so tell Robert that I LU HIM and he do no-wrong by me. I’ve been chasing his ***** 4 18yrs. and I’ll be chasing him 4life!!!

  51. KellsGurl

    WHY IS EVERYONE MAD @ KELLS, IM SURE SHE CAUGHT PLENTY OF ***** WHOOPINGS FOR *****ING ON HERSELF DURING HER POTTY TRAINING DAYS, SO WHY DA F*UCK WOULD SHE ALLOW A GROWN ***** MAN ***** ON HER @ 14YRS. SHE SHOULD’VE HAD FLASHBACKS AND GOT HER ***** UP TO FIND HER POTTY, HA HA HA!!! I KNOW WHERE MY 10YR. OLD DAUGTHER IS AND I’LL KNOW WHERE SHE’LL BE 4 YRS. 4RM NOW.

  52. PIMP DADDY

    KELLY LIKES ***** SO MUCH THAT NOW HE’S WEARING PAMPERS.


  53. lmfao!!!

  54. Betty B

    Oh – now all of the sudden he’s got something against the mellow yellow? Ain’t that a b*tch.

    LMFOA

  55. KaKi

    I would like to ***** on this sick abuser.


  56. Chi-Town’s Finest Kells,We love you,but this is to much.You are to old & to grown to not get a grown woman.Shame on you!


  57. I don’t get it he was with Aaliyah at 16y.o. & no body said anything.If you didn’t see it then,don’t see it now.He shouldn’t go to jail,because no one brung up Aaliyah.He should just clean up the street’s or pay a fine.

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