Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Stackin That Cheese

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Alicia Keys has reportedly signed a multi-million dollar deal to endorse Vitamin Water.

Click HERE for more details on how the beautiful and talented young woman will continue to stack that dough.

Comments(76) on “Stackin That Cheese”

  1. Even on a Bad Day!

    Just come out the closet already!!!!!!!

    1st!!!!!

  2. kiki

    good 4 her!

  3. kai

    lol @ Even…yall so want her to be gay i may have to ask if yall are gay yourselves? Who cares..she making scrilla..As long as she keep making music i may like listening to i dont care if shes gay..Im not having sex wit her..

  4. Brown girl

    She’s coming to New Orleans next week. YAY!! can’t wait.

  5. Even on a Bad Day!

    @ Kai

    yeah I’m a fem lesbian. lol

    I have great gay-dar and believe me hun she’s down.

  6. swoosh

    get it girl


  7. i know 50 don’t like that!

  8. num1dominicano

    good lord……look at her curves….smh..

  9. Southern Belle 225

    Good for Alicia Keys. I love this girl and I honestly don’t have anything bad to say about her. “how you doin” Alicia? LOL…Loves her.

  10. Ms Cinnamon 08

    Yeah, Yeah she pretty and all, but tell me why does this website, choose nice pictures for the people THEY like?? Pure discrimation to me…

  11. kaly

    hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw his profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site S u g a r M i n g l e.c o m last week. It said he is interested in seeking a beautiful man for sugar baby on that site!

  12. Sharpton's perm

    If she IS Gay then she is a great role model for women and gay chicks.

    *****, if america is ready for a black president then we’re ready for a singer who actually admits their gay.

    As a straight male who thinks there is a huge lack of talent in music today I salute her.

  13. finesseyoswagger

    good for her…doin big girl thangz!

  14. Ms Cinnamon 08

    Southern Belle are you still here?

  15. brown sugar

    get that money alicia!!! i heard she is really rich anyways and she turned down a lot of endorsement.

  16. glok9n

    IF SHE LEZZY THEN ID LOVE TO CONVERT HER *****,ID ***** HER RIGHT BACK IN THAT CLOSET SHE SHOULD COME OUT OF! *****!

  17. weezy

    50 is going to be heated if this is true. Whats going to be the name of her flavor? Fish?

  18. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Good for her, love the dress/love the shoes.

  19. PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    yall late .. media.fake.out. posted this 2 days ago NEXT

  20. ShavonDenise

    Thats great for my chick. But listen what yall think 50 cent thinks about this? They’re like collegues now right?? HaHaHa (in that dumb Fifty laught)

  21. Natasha

    Thats whats up Ms. Keys!!!

  22. RN

    I’d hit.

  23. Random White Guy

    No disrespect to Alicia, but I need to take a moment to make a public service announcement…

    EDWARDS BACKS OBAMA!

    YES WE *#&$ING CAN!

    OBAMA ‘08!

    THE ‘HOUSE AIN’T GONNA BE SO WHITE IN NOVEMBER!

  24. mrslaadee

    Now all of these celebrities are jumping on the Vitamin Water bandwagon like they did with Proactive. I bet most of those celebrities don’t even use the products.


  25. the rich get richer, you go girl and f&%k 50

  26. Its6amHoGetOut

    I’m glad she signed that deal, now she can spend some of that money on a breast job, ankle reduction, hip liposuction and theres something about her toes i just aint feeling, other than that shes fine as hell!

    P.S. start drinking that water instead of sodas and try ankle liposuction!

  27. jessica

    Alicia is very hooott, but her body is not so good looking

  28. rr

    She is built like one of those funny shape white gals…..I wish she wouldn’t call herself black…..Black women are not built funny shape like that.

  29. getyourhandouttamypocket

    I can’t believe that some people think that she has a funny shape! She’s so pretty and curvy! Get that money chile!

  30. Ashley

    different sites are saying different amounts. imma wait until an official statement before i believe this.

  31. John

    SHE GOT A SUPER HOT BODY!!! I WILL BUY HER WATER!!!

  32. trs

    Some people need to get a life! Alicia Keys is straight up gorgeous just the way that is! These days lot of women are desperate to get Alicia’s curves. Rep hourgl*****, keep making good music, and take those fat a$$ checks right to the bank Alicia!! :)

  33. Sam

    She is shaped bad look at her *****! They are too small & smushed for that type of dress. In order to pull off a sweater dress a ***** body gotta be proportionate & this dyke aint proportionate!!

    Yeah she’s a bulldagger if ya didn’t know you better ask somebody

  34. Sam

    Plus her face always got that twisted stroked out smile on it- don’t like this psuedo broad something about her feet is funky to me too!

  35. And.....

    Um Bossip, the first time you posted this picture I gave you some homework. I asked you to find out who made Alicia’s shoes and were can I get a pair? You get a big fat F for today.

  36. BellaY

    Those shoes are TO DIE FOR!!!!! Its about time Alicia started making the BIG MONEY!!! I read on another blog that her Vitamin Water contract is worth FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS!! Congratulations Alicia!!

  37. rr

    OMG! those shoes are sooooo ugly….they look like ankle weights, or something you would buy in a $10-$15 shoe store

  38. rr

    Ever notice how mixed women are built??? Just doesn’t look right….My opinion

  39. Lee

    @ AND….

    Those fugly shoes are Sergio Rossi I think. Folks are a dyin’ over them. I hate ankle traps…lol


  40. 25 million huh?.erm………….


  41. listen i looooove alicia keys and if oprah and tyra can make that cheese ……….WTF!!!!!!! u go girlfriend!.*big CLAPS 4 Alicia Keys!*

  42. California Pixie

    You guys are killing me. I love Alicia. I think she is very pretty but I must agree her body is funny. From the neck down something isn’t right. Long neck, no *****, big ***** hips with calves and ankles like Mya’s. And she always seems to wear something the clings to her hips and accentuates her being out of proportion.

    If you’ve seen her mom…that’s the body. Just my opinion.


  43. and yo pple …………ALICIA KEYS IS NOT GAY!…….HE BOYFRIEND IS THE KEYBOARDIST IN HER BAND!


  44. *HER*.(correction)

  45. California Pixie

    Hasn’t she had the same boyfriend for a long time now. I can’t recall where I read that.

  46. ROTFL

    DEAD at ugly hos saying Alicia don’t look right. Any Guy will pick her over any of you.

  47. Don't mind me

    Good for her. She is stunning

  48. cocoa49

    WHY SHOULD 50 BE HEATED? HE MADE HIS MILLIONS OFF OF VIAMIN WATER. I SAW A INTERVIEW WITH 50 AND HE HAS HAD A CHANGE OF HEART TOWARDS ALICIA. WHO KNOWS MAYBE THEY WILL BECOME “GREAT FRIENDS” LIKE HIM AND CIARA. LOL

  49. Ashley

    @ And…..

    those shoes are by Sergio Rossi

  50. Dumb*****es

    Ga head Alicia, do ya thang girl.

    Alicia might have a funny shape, but she’s here to make music cause she’s a true artist and not a sex symbol.

  51. Sunshine

    People just cuz someone has a husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend don’t mean they don’t pitch for the same team {if you know what I mean} some of yall need to stop being so naive & realize everything that glitters aint gold!

    Or in this case just cuz she put a dress on she’s straight

  52. Sunshine

    And I agree Alicia is overrated she can’t sing & her piano skills are marginal. If you took lessons since the age of 10 you’d be able to play well too!

    Her smile is stupid, I mean did she have a stroke or something?

    Those shoes are not meant for her, when you have KANCKLES you don’t need to be wearing t-strap shoes and her feet are alien like ugly!!!

  53. Lee

    I think her figure is awesome. Yes, she is somewhat small in the bust but I would rather see this than some giant, round ridiculous implants like Mariah and Janet have. Everyone does not have huge old biddies. I have not seen too much evidence of her “sleeping around” since she became a household name. Of course, this makes her gay – right? This is a 100% natural knock-out beauty with morals and dignity. I don’t get all the criticism.

  54. PIMP DADDY

    why is her middle toe so short? don’t matter i would still suck dem toes.

  55. Lee

    @ PIMP DADDY

    When the middle toe is short like that, means you’re gay.

  56. Lady Architect

    Wow I come in here to congratulate Alicia Keys and I really all of these harsh remarks from people that is ridiculous.

    For one why is everyone so concerned about her being gay and talk about their “gaydar” There’s *****ody that can prove she’s gay besides herself. I’ve seen gay people be totally wrong or totally right about a person. Besides what does that have to do with her talent?

    Two her shape is fine. I’ve seen many black women who had big ***** and a sponge bob waist or wide hips and no butt or big butt and no *****. Some of you so critical women or gay men need to let me measure you and see how proportioned you are because any man that would complain about a natural nice shape of a woman is gay in my eyes anyways.

    Third someone talked about her marginal skills at piano and how it is expected because she’s been in lessons since 10. That sounds very dumb. Atleast her parents chose to do something with their child that is productive instead of her being in a gang or whoring around. She’s successful just like the William’s sisters.

    In other words let’s congratulate her on the endorsement which is what the post is actually about.

  57. Dumb*****es

    Thank you Lady Architect

    People more worried about her ankles and her toes.

    I notice that people up here read way too much into people with talent and find some kind of flaw. But then big up the ones with no talent that get by with their looks and how they flaunt themselves.

    I don’t get it.

  58. Missy

    Thank you Lady Architect!

    I have nothing bad to say about Alicia Keys because she is one of the few artists who have kept it real with her fans, so I can only keep it real with her. She’s a true humanitarian and she’s not money hungry. Ofcourse, she’s venturing into endorsements, movies, etc. But she doesn’t display a bit of “competitiveness or conceit” like some of these other starDUMB *****es.

    Go Alicia!

  59. Sam

    Lady Architect

    You up here defending this woman like you’re her man…Are you secretly wanting Alicia Keys??

  60. Sam

    Lee wrote: ” I have not seen too much evidence of her “sleeping around” since she became a household name. Of course, this makes her gay – right?”

    ***************************************************

    No Lee what makes her gay is the fact that she licks between womens legs idiot! And she don’t walk she swags like a cowboy is what makes her gay! And the fact that her beard excuse me supposed fiance is gayer than Al Reynolds is what really stands out fool!!

  61. Sam

    And I tend to agree about her piano skills…I have yet to hear her smoke on the keys. Hell the 15 yr old at my wifes church smokes on them ivory keys every sunday Alicia has yet to impress me.

    Stevie Wonder Roberta Flack Teena Marie Stephanie Mills ect she can’t touch them!!!

  62. trs

    You know that you’re doing the da** thing when your haters come out swinging. Alicia is one of the hottest chicks in the game right now so all of this hate should be expected and APPRECIATED!

    It’s sad that people just can’t get off of the “Alicia Keys is gay” bandwagon…but it doesn’t matter because in spite of the hate Alicia will continue to run to the bank and deposit those checks…

    You know it’s bad when you can’t even present a conflicting opinion without someone insinuating that you’re gay. ISSMH!

    @ Lady Architect

    You’re on point! I 100% cosign!

  63. ROTFL

    I agree Trs….

    I’m still shocked ppl say she’s shaped ugly…Men I know drool over this woman

  64. trs

    @ROTFL

    I don’t see how anyone can hate on her shape either. My thing is that everyone has a right to their opinion…but must they be so hateful about it? SMH

  65. Lady Architect

    Sam,

    You sound very ignorant. Do you sleep with her at night? Do you know her personal life? You the one that seems gay monitoring her every move and comparing her to cowboys. I see where your boat rocks. Anyways I’ll stick to my earlier comments not as her defender, but as a person who comments and see all this BS as I scroll down. Some people are just not satisfied until they can find a flaw. She is a talented woman whether she fits “Your” standards or not. Can’t people just congratulate her for being successful, not whoring around, not sitting on her behind pushing out babies with different daddies, not on welfare, no in a gang, being educated, and knows how to voice an opinion.

    I guess with some people that’s just not more important than speculating hersexuality and talking about her figure.

  66. Crazy ***** Rodney

    She’s a little on the chunky-side to be doing Vitamin Water

  67. Crazy ***** Rodney

    Me thinkz

  68. gen

    I always thought Alicia was a lesbian, that doesn’t make me a hater. I still love her music, and her.

  69. Encyclopedia Brown

    Everytime I see this picture I want to squeeze her booty

  70. Its6amHoGetOut

    I still say i can appreciate her talent, but she still needs bigger *****ies, a smaller waist , hips and thighs, shave down those thick ***** cankles, and her feet are still suspect to me…………….but then again I’m 6am and i like perfection!

  71. Its6amHoGetOut

    I still love me some me, and 3% of ya’ll too!

  72. Tammy

    She takes after the black side and Mariah, well we know what side she takes after and they ain’t eating no chicken and biscuits.

  73. Michelea'

    Alicia is a beautiful woman, Who says that 36-24-36 is the perfect size woman. Her differences make her unique in her own way. I respect her for not getting caught in society way of thinking.. I love her music and her look.. especially those shoes!!!!

  74. DA TRUFF HURTZ!!!

    NOW ALL SHE NEEDS IS FOR A BROTHA LIKE ME TO SCOOP HER UP AND SQUASH ALL THOSE RUMORS!!!!!!!

  75. Sparkle

    Alicia has a beautiful shape. Very curvy and feminine. I live in Brazil part of the year and Brazilians, white and black are into that Bantu shape – big high round butts and curvy hips and thighs. They are into being small on top so that the butt and hips stand out. A big breasted gal gets no love in Brazil. If a gal got a big African booty she got it goin on. Alicia is a beautiful strong and very business savvy young woman unlike most of the no talent hos out here doin the same old tired so-called sexy act.

  76. YOGI

    Alicia Keyes is gay? Oh, BS. It seems that people are described as gay these days in the absence of proof that they are not.

    Not a flattering picture due to the small and poorly defined bosom. ***** can be small if they are shapely. Alicia’s appear to be flaccid. I would recommend a configured bra to give the illusion of strength.

    By the way, I recognize this woman’s name but will have to look it up. I have no ax to grind.

    – YOGI

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