Friday, October 30th, 2009

Shaq Fu is Ready To Be Deputized in Cleveland

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Cleveland Cavalier’s new center Shaquille O’Neal is already looking to start moonlighting. Shaqattack has applied to become a special deputy in Cleveland, a position he’s previously held in Arizona, Virginia and Florida. Continue…

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Comments(20) on “Shaq Fu is Ready To Be Deputized in Cleveland”

  1. Aunt Viv

    LOL @ that picture

  2. top ramen shotta

    i guess that’s one way to stay in the good grace of the law.

  3. Samuel L. Jackson Beer

    3rd?

  4. drenk

    i wonder if kobe ever told him what his ***** tastes like…? hmmm

  5. Pookie

    that’s very smart Shaq

  6. sunny

    Uuuum where is dude’s neck and head! Is Shaq’s hands really that big????lol

  7. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    CPD….hmmmm

    Bet my black ***** wont drive through Cleveland.

  8. Sticky-n-Sweet

    Wow, Shaq really wants to be a cop badly, don’t he? That’s right bruh, use that CJ degree!

  9. white male

    shaq needs to stop messing around and get his basketball game right.


  10. nikki underwood, ***** you have been driven thru more than a jack -in-the-box.

  11. Big Titi White Girl

    Why is Mr Oneil trying to be a cop. If not for the NBA, they would be feeding his big overgrown ***** taser for breakfast every traffic stop.

  12. bacchus

    i think if being a cop paid as much as being an NBA player…he’d drop b-ball in a heartbeat…lol. Looks like this is what he REALLY wants to do…ha

  13. I HATE the N WORD

    Why does he look like HOWUDOING?

  14. exposed

    positive black role-model………..

    we NEED more

  15. lawd da mercy

    Hey, we need some cops that won’t kick your a$$ in. So good for Shaq, atleast he ain’t going to jail.

  16. elektrikeccentrik

    (in my best Katt Williams voice) YOU CAN’T BE NO SHERIFF SHAQ! lol
    He needs to holla at some lotion for those large elbows. I can’t Shaq seriously as a sheriff. I hope someone does.

  17. t

    the cavs are 0-2. he has better things to focus on right now

  18. lEAVE-ME-BEE

    HE NEEDS TO JUST RE-TIREEEEE!!!! MAKE LAW ENFORCEMENT HIS CAREER CAUSE IT SURE AS HELL AINT THE NBA ANYMORE…… HE’S BEEN TRADED FROM THE SUNS TO THE CAVS WHOSE NEXT???? HE’S OLD AND NOT EFFECTIVE AS A CENTER ANYMORE…. A RING, LEBRON WILL NOT GET WITH SHAQ! YA DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT E= DOESN’T NOT = MC2 HERE!!! :)


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  20. hotgal

    Shaq should work undercover narc

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