Shaq Fu is Ready To Be Deputized in Cleveland

October 30th, 2009

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Cleveland Cavalier’s new center Shaquille O’Neal is already looking to start moonlighting. Shaqattack has applied to become a special deputy in Cleveland, a position he’s previously held in Arizona, Virginia and Florida. Continue…

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20 Responses to “Shaq Fu is Ready To Be Deputized in Cleveland”

Aunt Viv

10/30/09, 12:39:pm

LOL @ that picture

top ramen shotta

10/30/09, 12:43:pm

i guess that’s one way to stay in the good grace of the law.

Samuel L. Jackson Beer

10/30/09, 12:44:pm

3rd?

drenk

10/30/09, 12:47:pm

i wonder if kobe ever told him what his ***** tastes like…? hmmm

Pookie

10/30/09, 13:27:pm

that’s very smart Shaq

sunny

10/30/09, 13:42:pm

Uuuum where is dude’s neck and head! Is Shaq’s hands really that big????lol

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

10/30/09, 13:48:pm

CPD….hmmmm

Bet my black ***** wont drive through Cleveland.

Sticky-n-Sweet

10/30/09, 14:31:pm

Wow, Shaq really wants to be a cop badly, don’t he? That’s right bruh, use that CJ degree!

white male

10/30/09, 14:42:pm

shaq needs to stop messing around and get his basketball game right.

Brooklyn Stand Up!!

10/30/09, 15:28:pm

nikki underwood, ***** you have been driven thru more than a jack -in-the-box.

Big Titi White Girl

10/30/09, 15:30:pm

Why is Mr Oneil trying to be a cop. If not for the NBA, they would be feeding his big overgrown ***** taser for breakfast every traffic stop.

bacchus

10/30/09, 15:31:pm

i think if being a cop paid as much as being an NBA player…he’d drop b-ball in a heartbeat…lol. Looks like this is what he REALLY wants to do…ha

I HATE the N WORD

10/30/09, 15:49:pm

Why does he look like HOWUDOING?

exposed

10/30/09, 15:50:pm

positive black role-model………..

we NEED more

lawd da mercy

10/30/09, 15:53:pm

Hey, we need some cops that won’t kick your a$$ in. So good for Shaq, atleast he ain’t going to jail.

elektrikeccentrik

10/30/09, 16:21:pm

(in my best Katt Williams voice) YOU CAN’T BE NO SHERIFF SHAQ! lol
He needs to holla at some lotion for those large elbows. I can’t Shaq seriously as a sheriff. I hope someone does.

t

10/30/09, 16:45:pm

the cavs are 0-2. he has better things to focus on right now

lEAVE-ME-BEE

10/30/09, 19:32:pm

HE NEEDS TO JUST RE-TIREEEEE!!!! MAKE LAW ENFORCEMENT HIS CAREER CAUSE IT SURE AS HELL AINT THE NBA ANYMORE…… HE’S BEEN TRADED FROM THE SUNS TO THE CAVS WHOSE NEXT???? HE’S OLD AND NOT EFFECTIVE AS A CENTER ANYMORE…. A RING, LEBRON WILL NOT GET WITH SHAQ! YA DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT E= DOESN’T NOT = MC2 HERE!!!

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