Quote of the Day: “If It’s a Choice Between a Man Who Gives Flowers and a Man Who Gives Oral… TAKE the ORAL, It’s FREE.”
Posted by Bossip Staff
Gabrielle Union recently went into depth about sex and relationships, and we can’t help but wonder if these rules she’s stating, apply to D-Wade. Flip the hood to see exactly what we are talking about.
Gabby states that she’ll take a man with a good physical appearance and great hygiene. She states that a man doesn’t need to look like a Crest commercial model, but he should at least floss. She also went into depth about climaxing and said that if both people can climax quickly, sex doesn’t need to go on for 2 hours because at some point, Law & Order is coming on! But it’s terrible if a man is 2 minutes and you’re nowhere close.
If it’s a choice between a man who gives flowers and a man who enjoys giving oral, most women would take the oral. And it’s free. Oral sex is recession-proof!!!
Hmm.. very insightful, guess little sally home wrecker has some tricks up her sleeve… D-Wades wifey didn’t stand a chance.
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If Gabby started getting all into it and starts grazing it with her teeth, she losing the job! Who says oral sex ain’t recession-proof?!?!?!
Sounds like a Republican to me…
boo
D-Wade made the right decision to date this chick!!!
Oral sex is recession-proof!!!
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WOW!!!!
Look at his lips though (at least she is honest here!)! She was hooked from day one! LOL!
KeepintReal,
Who says oral sex ain’t recession-proof?!?!?!
Sounds like a Republican to me
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No U Can’t Be My boyfriend,
Look at his lips though (at least she is honest here!)! She was hooked from day one! LOL!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! You talking about Dwayne right?? I always thought that he was fyne as hell!
trs
No U Can’t Be My boyfriend,
Look at his lips though (at least she is honest here!)! She was hooked from day one! LOL!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! You talking about Dwayne right?? I always thought that he was fyne as hell!
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Yeah I’m talking about Dwayne!
She looks all sorts of shady, conniving, unclean and just all around dirty!
DWade was lucky he got him a scorpio woman! Scorpios baby we da best!!!
Isn’t that D Wades shirt that she has on? @trs- Why is it that a girl can look at D Wade and say that he is fine as hell. The only thing fine about him is his money and fame and us dudes know that is how women equate fineness (deep pockets) GTFOH!
trs
No U Can’t Be My boyfriend,
Look at his lips though (at least she is honest here!)! She was hooked from day one! LOL!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! You talking about Dwayne right?? I always thought that he was fyne as hell!
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YES WE ARE!
Ok. I’ve always liked Gabrielle. But, these statements are a little “tasteless” IMO. There’s nothing wrong with her “preferences”, but sometimes the things you SAY can detract from your “image”.
Bossip Viewer
DWade was lucky he got him a scorpio woman! Scorpios baby we da best!!!
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SOOOO TRUE!
SCRATCH THE OTHER COMMENT! LOL
OH…and as ALWAYS, I prefer women who take photos (for public distribution) with their clothes ON!
Rrrroe
@trs- Why is it that a girl can look at D Wade and say that he is fine as hell. The only thing fine about him is his money and fame and us dudes know that is how women equate fineness (deep pockets) GTFOH!
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I can look at D Wade and say that he is fyne as hell because he IS fyne as hell to me! You sound like a hater sweetie. I don’t know D Wade and won’t ever have a shot at his money so it makes no difference to me how much money he has…he looks good to me. End of story.
she looks ok!!!!
The statement about ‘Law & Order’ was hilarious. I didn’t know she could be so funny.
So air brushed but I cannot say I do not agree with her.
@ Rrrrroe Ski Love
“Why is it that a girl can look at D Wade and say that he is fine as hell. The only thing fine about him is his money and fame and us dudes know that is how women equate fineness (deep pockets)”
Everyone has their own concept of “attractiveness/beauty”. But, I kinda have to agree with your observation. A lot of girls seem to find men “attractive” who wouldn’t necessarily automatically be cl*****ified as “attractive” when they have lots of cash (i.e. Diddy, Jamie Foxx, JayZ, etc–at least I don’t find those men attractive). However, I must say for myself that a person’s money doesn’t influence my opinion of their opinion of them (If I think you’re “cute”, then I think you’re “cute”. If I think you “ain’t so cute”, then I think you “ain’t so cute”.) However, I CAN say that a person’s CHARACTER can influence/change my perception of their “attractiveness”. I’ve met people who I thought were very good-looking ( male AND female). But, once I saw they had an “ugly” character/attitude/behavioral system, they literally became less physically attractive to me. I didn’t INTENTIONALLY find them less physically “attractive”, it just “happened”.
trs
Rrrroe
@trs- Why is it that a girl can look at D Wade and say that he is fine as hell. The only thing fine about him is his money and fame and us dudes know that is how women equate fineness (deep pockets) GTFOH!
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I can look at D Wade and say that he is fyne as hell because he IS fyne as hell to me! You sound like a hater sweetie. I don’t know D Wade and won’t ever have a shot at his money so it makes no difference to me how much money he has…he looks good to me. End of story.
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CO-SIGN!
@ Rrrrroe Ski Love
correction:
“doesn’t influence my opinion of them”
HIV/AIDS is free too.
No U Can’t be my boyfriend….
Do you agree with Gabby’s *****essment? (Flowers vs. oral)
D must not be good if you looking at the clock and worried about what’s on TV. Sheed, my girl forgets what Day it is.
Sheed, my girl forgets what Day it is.
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The broad ain’t got tivo? Who’d rather watch Law & Order than have sex? Unless the sex isn’t that good. And aren’t flowers free also? Aren’t there any rose bushes where she lives?
Wow, where is her career going that she has to take all of her cloths off???? For Gabby to this type of spread sounds like she has fallen off and she indeed has stepped into the category of JUMP-OFF, they resort to butt-naked photo spreads and this has put her on that level, I thought she was way better that that. I guess a girl that always plays roles where she is mostly on her back, stays on her back……..LOL
the comment take the oral its free, sorry but dude has to come out of the pocket, so leave those flowers!!!!!
Guess she use to messin with broke niccas
@ TRS
I saw that, just saying. I guess D-Wade has to hear, Are we there, yet, all through his episodes.
This some shhh
I guess D-Wade has to hear, Are we there, yet, all through his episodes.
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You were SO wrong for this! LOL
Bossip act like Gabby is the 1st woman to get with a married man.
Maybe it’s just me but D-Wade is UGLY and his lips look like a the booty of a baboon – pink and ugly!!!!
trs
This some shhh
I guess D-Wade has to hear, Are we there, yet, all through his episodes.
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You were SO wrong for this! LOL
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Blame Gabby, she put his business on blast.
@ 2dimplzs
“Maybe it’s just me but D-Wade is UGLY and his lips look like a the booty of a baboon – pink and ugly!!!!”
He’s not my “type” either. I just don’t feel like I have the right to make another person feel “diminished” or to detract from their sense of “self-worth”/”beauty” simply because I prefer something different. I believe ALL people have a “right” to a healthy “self-image”.
Hey Gabby I just paid rent, but my tongue lashing account is on full tilt!
trs
No U Can’t be my boyfriend….
Do you agree with Gabby’s *****essment? (Flowers vs. oral)
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No, because I prefer both (he has to bring it all the way!)! I mean why settle for one?! When you can have both!
But we all know his lips had her at ‘HELLO’ anyway! LMAO!
Y’all r some daxn fools!!!!
This is some shh
Blame Gabby, she put his business on blast.
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Boy you are a MESS!!! By the way…you had me dying the other day. I didn’t get to tell you before I left the room with one finger in the air….
No U can’t be my boyfriend,
But we all know his lips had her at ‘HELLO’ anyway! LMAO!
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ROTFLMAO!!! But not all dudes know what to do with those lips…
Oh and yes, I agree that both is better!
Oh and yes, I agree that both is better!
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greedy
@ BG
They way she talking, all it takes is one good time and she would be throwing rocks at D-Wade.
BG,
Oh and yes, I agree that both is better!
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greedy
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So you want a chick to let you terminate but you don’t want to buy some flowers??
SMDH @ your selfish behind!
@ BG
Not just for Gabby right…you nasty man you!
@ trs
Boy you are a MESS!!! By the way…you had me dying the other day. I didn’t get to tell you before I left the room with one finger in the air….
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Sis, you know I always got your back.
TRS
Flowers die, but what I bring to the arena will be forever etched in her brain
trs
No U can’t be my boyfriend,
But we all know his lips had her at ‘HELLO’ anyway! LMAO!
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ROTFLMAO!!! But not all dudes know what to do with those lips…
Oh and yes, I agree that both is better!
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OMG girl that is soooo true! More women should should speak the hell up and stop the lying! I am sure the men would rather be told the truth then to be told he did a good job only to find out later by another women that he sucked!
TRS
Flowers die, but what I bring to the arena will be forever etched in her brain
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We asked for samples a while ago!!!
BG
TRS
Flowers die, but what I bring to the arena will be forever etched in her brain
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UMMM HMMM. I hope you not one of them dudes who talk a big game and then have a sista watching the paint dry!
go gabby! looking like a goddess of perfection. luvs d-wade; his dark chocolate azz is tha business!
besides, im greedy! i want flowers and oral!!! lol!
and not necessarily in that order
OMG girl that is soooo true! More women should should speak the hell up and stop the lying! I am sure the men would rather be told the truth then to be told he did a good job only to find out later by another women that he sucked!
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TRUST THEY ALREADY KNOW THEY SUCK!! BUT THE AVERAGE PERSON WON’T ADMIT IT!!!
NOTHING WORSE THAN A DUDE THAT CAN’T EAT THE BOX!
IJM
We asked for samples a while ago!!!
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I think BG is full of it!
*winks at BG*
Bg(~007~)
TRS
Flowers die, but what I bring to the arena will be forever etched in her brain
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Memories fade away (and yes GOOD SEX is a plus)…but it’s the little things that keeps a women happy and eager to please her man!
Sheed, I got Navy SEALS breathing techniques and don’t be snagging or nothing.
OMG girl that is soooo true! More women should should speak the hell up and stop the lying! I am sure the men would rather be told the truth then to be told he did a good job only to find out later by another women that he sucked!
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OMG PREACH!
*running to get my church shoes*
I mean really…HOW can a dude mess that up?? I mean it’s shameful.
TRS
I’ve never wrote a bad check in my life sweetie!! I’m all business
LMAO… Ladies, don’t settle for one or the other. If your head game is right, you can get flowers weekly and oral every night!!!!
I’m Just Me: Keeping it Real Since 1983
OMG girl that is soooo true! More women should should speak the hell up and stop the lying! I am sure the men would rather be told the truth then to be told he did a good job only to find out later by another women that he sucked!
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TRUST THEY ALREADY KNOW THEY SUCK!! BUT THE AVERAGE PERSON WON’T ADMIT IT!!!
NOTHING WORSE THAN A DUDE THAT CAN’T EAT THE BOX!
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Girl I couldn’t even let a man think he was getting me off! I would make him raise up and raise out!
Sheed, I got Navy SEALS breathing techniques and don’t be snagging or nothing
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“Navy Seals breathing techniques?”
MRS GLOK
LMAO… Ladies, don’t settle for one or the other. If your head game is right, you can get flowers weekly and oral every night!!!!
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LMAO!! MRS GLOK showed up to cut up in here!!! True indeed…
MrS*Glok
LMAO… Ladies, don’t settle for one or the other. If your head game is right, you can get flowers weekly and oral every night!!!!
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I see you got you’re piece! And what a cutie it is! I think it’s time to have a talk with my sweetie!
Memories fade away (and yes GOOD SEX is a plus)…but it’s the little things that keeps a women happy and eager to please her man!
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I’m all for keeping a woman happy! I do the flower thing from time to time. ♥♥♥
TRS
Hey girl!!! How was your Halloween?
Yes, I had to come and put in my 2 cents… I don’t settle. I want flowers, oral, mind blowing sex, etc…
Better believe I come correct.
I do the flower thing from time to time.
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That’s your second tale of the day! LMAO!!!
LMAO… Ladies, don’t settle for one or the other. If your head game is right, you can get flowers weekly and oral every night!!!!
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PREACH
If ya head game right you can get the Black Card, the bills paid and wardrobe weekly. Tell ‘em!!
No u can’t be boyfriend #2!
I see you got you’re piece! And what a cutie it is! I think it’s time to have a talk with my sweetie!
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LoL get yours girl.
You have to protect yourself these days
Wow, sounds like she likes to hurry up and get it over with, as opose to looonnng foreplay before the finale. Oh well. lol “Law & Order is that good,huh???
I’m Just Me: Keeping it Real Since 1983
LMAO… Ladies, don’t settle for one or the other. If your head game is right, you can get flowers weekly and oral every night!!!!
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PREACH
If ya head game right you can get the Black Card, the bills paid and wardrobe weekly. Tell ‘em!!
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LMFAO… I know that’s right.
LOL I like that whole sentence!
Hello to all Bossipers!
TRS
LOL…
*I have bossiper witnesses my love*
And I aint talking about flowers
HEY SOUTHERN!!
@ BG
I SEE YOU IGNORING THE KID…IT’S KEWL…I KNEW YOUR S*X GAME WAS GABBAGE!!!
MrsGlok
TRS
Hey girl!!! How was your Halloween?
Yes, I had to come and put in my 2 cents… I don’t settle. I want flowers, oral, mind blowing sex, etc…
Better believe I come correct.
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Halloween was off the hook!!!! Had me sick the next day!! Did you play dress up for Glok?
And it’s rare that you get all of that in a marriage.
*LUCKY YOU!!!*
Bg(~007~)
Oh and yes, I agree that both is better!
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greedy
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Bg(~007~)
Memories fade away (and yes GOOD SEX is a plus)…but it’s the little things that keeps a women happy and eager to please her man!
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I’m all for keeping a woman happy! I do the flower thing from time to time. ♥♥♥
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Hmmmm…now correct me if I’m wrong but it sounded as if the ‘flower thing’ isn’t something you like to do?
BOSSIP CAN YOU FIX THE GOT DAXN TIME???
@ TRS
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“Navy Seals breathing techniques?”
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Like Kenny G holding a 5 minute note.
BG
TRS
LOL…
*I have bossiper witnesses my love*
And I aint talking about flowers
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Well bring out these witnesses!! I need them to testify!
LMAO at Bossip not having the Daylight Savings Time (DST) script.
BG
TRS
LOL…
*I have bossiper witnesses my love*
And I aint talking about flowers
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Well bring out these witnesses!! I need them to testify!
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@ TRS
HE IS A GOT DAXNED LIE!!!
HIS AZZ GOT TWO HUMPS AND A PUMP FOR YA!!!
@ IJM I see you ma!
I also see TRS…Bg…
Hmmmm…now correct me if I’m wrong but it sounded as if the ‘flower thing’ isn’t something you like to do?
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Sometimes drastic measures are needed ie. flowers!
I’m not that bad, i can spring for flowers every now and then… The thing about me is I’m consistent I don’t make huge promises from the jump that I can’t keep up with. I just promise to be good at blowing your back out and thats something I do….WELL
@ This some Shhh
Like Kenny G holding a 5 minute note.
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*side eye*
Do you have bossip witnesses too? LMAO!!!!!
she should be off somewhere taking a double team somewhere…
I just promise to be good at blowing your back out and thats something I do….WELL
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YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE, BAY!!!
trs
@ This some Shhh
Like Kenny G holding a 5 minute note.
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*side eye*
Do you have bossip witnesses too? LMAO!!!!!
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Nahhh Ma. My wife will testify on my behalf if supoena’d
Oral comes with a $ tag as well: Baby wipes, clean towels and tooth brush if you stayin the night.
IJM
We must devise a way for you to send me your email, so you can see the boy in action… You just may have to see this. So you can’t hush up that crazy talk
IJM,
@ TRS
HE IS A GOT DAXNED LIE!!!
HIS AZZ GOT TWO HUMPS AND A PUMP FOR YA!!!
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*rolls out of seat*
*howls in laughter*
Cabbage Patch
HOW WAS HALLOWEEN??
Hey Southern Cabbage Patch!
correction *oppose*
This some shh…
I forgot you were married. I may have to leave you alone because I am not trying to have your wife mad with me!
IJM
We must devise a way for you to send me your email, so you can see the boy in action… You just may have to see this. So you can’t hush up that crazy talk
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Notice how you said so I CAN’T hush up this crazy talk. I know daggone well you ain’t puttin it down. You 28..you still have similac on ya breath and premature e j a c u l a t e at the site of the p*ssy!!!
On the other hand you know I am a voyeur…so I won’t mind watching!!!
It was shameful becuase I have never seen so many grown A$$ people trick or treating! Without a costume on. I was mad I bought chocolates 4 15yr-28yr olds.
trs
This some shh…
I forgot you were married. I may have to leave you alone because I am not trying to have your wife mad with me!
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I feel you. Me too. She hell with a knife. Fillet and debone.
It was shameful becuase I have never seen so many grown A$$ people trick or treating! Without a costume on. I was mad I bought chocolates 4 15yr-28yr olds.
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They really ought to be ashamed!!!! That is a daxn shame!!
This some shhh
I feel you. Me too. She hell with a knife. Fillet and debone.
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*backing away slowly*
I truly hope they invent a trojan that vibrates. That we everyone is pleased together and in sync!
*backing away slowly*
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LMAOOOOOOOOO!
IJM
I adore being the object of your curiousity!
*Putting my finger up and walking down off the pulpit*
*way*
trs
Halloween was off the hook!!!! Had me sick the next day!! Did you play dress up for Glok?
And it’s rare that you get all of that in a marriage.
*LUCKY YOU!!!*
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LoL… Hangovers are no joke. I think I had too much wine and candy cuz the next morning I was feeling ugh!!
Yeah, I dressed up a little bit. Handcuffs and 6in. heels for Mr. Glok.
LoL, thanks… Hubby lets me think I’m the boss.
Southern Cabbage Patch
I truly hope they invent a trojan that vibrates. That we everyone is pleased together and in sync!
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Trojan Vibrating Touch…Check it out.
BG
IJM
I adore being the object of your curiousity!
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I will help you both out. You got my email…email me that tape and I will make sure that IJM gets it!
BG
IJM
I adore being the object of your curiousity!
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I will help you both out. You got my email…email me that tape and I will make sure that IJM gets it!
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Sure she will…lol
@ TRS
Southern Cabbage Patch
I truly hope they invent a trojan that vibrates. That we everyone is pleased together and in sync!
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Trojan Vibrating Touch…Check it out.
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Good look out chica…But I want the who plastic to shiver girl!
*whole*
BG
IJM
I adore being the object of your curiousity!
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I will help you both out. You got my email…email me that tape and I will make sure that IJM gets it!
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Sure she will…lol
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@ BG
I SENT YOU A MESSAGE ON MY*****E WITH MY EMAIL….
Southern Cabbage Patch
Good look out chica…But I want the who plastic to shiver girl!
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OH I see… I am going to leave that alone.
What eva happened to foreplay?? I guess that’s considered as “old school” now.
IJM
I adore being the object of your curiousity!
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I know you do Sweetie….
@ BG
I SENT YOU A MESSAGE ON MY*****E WITH MY EMAIL….
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Got ya!!!
trs
Southern Cabbage Patch
I truly hope they invent a trojan that vibrates. That we everyone is pleased together and in sync!
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Trojan Vibrating Touch…Check it out
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Girl… I’ve seen the commercials but is the experience magical?
Let me know, before I invest. HaHa
@ BG
I SENT YOU A MESSAGE ON MY*****E WITH MY EMAIL….
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Got ya!!!
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD STEP UP TO FB IN 2010…JUST SAYIN’
*Looking at the Trojan Vibrating Touch*
Ummm, can this piece be altered to fit on my tongue?
BG
IJM
I adore being the object of your curiousity!
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I will help you both out. You got my email…email me that tape and I will make sure that IJM gets it!
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BET YOU I NEVER SEE A VIDEO….BET YA IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST!!!
BET YA IT IS HIM CHOKIN THE CHICKEN!!!
IJM
I adore being the object of your curiousity!
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@BG
GRANNY DON’T!!!!
@ This some shhhh
*Looking at the Trojan Vibrating Touch*
Ummm, can this piece be altered to fit on my tongue?
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Anything can be altered with a creative mind and an aim to please!
WHAT UP MY PPLS HOW WAS UR WEEKENDS!!!
IJM
BET YOU I NEVER SEE A VIDEO….BET YA IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST!!!
BET YA IT IS HIM CHOKIN THE CHICKEN!!!
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*rolls back onto the floor*
*busts azz*
*falls into a fit of laughter*
YOU ON A ROLL!!!
HEY TRUTH!!
HOW WAS THE COSTUME CUZZO??
MRS Glok
Girl… I’ve seen the commercials but is the experience magical?
Let me know, before I invest. HaHa
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I highly recommend it. It’s quiet too!!!
TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IJM
BET YOU I NEVER SEE A VIDEO….BET YA IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST!!!
BET YA IT IS HIM CHOKIN THE CHICKEN!!!
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*rolls back onto the floor*
*busts azz*
*falls into a fit of laughter*
YOU ON A ROLL!!!
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CHECK IT
HE STILL AIN’T READ THE MESSAGE…AND NOW HE HAS DISAPPEARED HERE.
HE IS NOT ABOUT HIS BI- BIZNESS…AND LIKE I SAID A CHUMP IN THE DAXN SHEETS…NOW HE WAS OFFICIALLY CALLED OUT ON IT!!!
@ TRUTH
I checked ya boy this weekend too BTW….He is in excellen spirits!!! 5 months, 2 weeks and 1 day Baby!!!
TRS
LoL… Ok, it’s a done deal. I’m gettin that thang ASAP!
@THE TRUTH
Hey girl… How was ur Halloween? Did you find a nice costume? Did the kids have fun?
TRS WHAT IT DOO BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SEE UR WEEKEND WAS THE TRUTH I HOPE U FEELING BETTER TODAY LMAO
@IJM GIRL PLS I HAD TO RESORT TO WEARING NOTHING LMAO I DIDNT FIND A COSTUME AND STARTED FEELING SICK IT DRIZZLED THEN RAINED HARD WHILE WE BROUGHT THE KIDS TRICK OR TREATING BOUT TIME WE GOT HOME I WAS DEAD TIRED.
@ TRS
Oh he finally read it! SMDH!!!
um ok.
IJM
HE IS NOT ABOUT HIS BI- BIZNESS…AND LIKE I SAID A CHUMP IN THE DAXN SHEETS…NOW HE WAS OFFICIALLY CALLED OUT ON IT!!!
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LOL Girl BG is probably the truth. He just doesn’t want too many stalkers on here.
*winks at BG*
IJM
@ TRS
Oh he finally read it! SMDH!!!
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You riding BG HARD today ma!! LMOA
@ Truth
Daxn!!! It was like that?
Wow! Sorry to hear that.
How was trick or treating? Did you check the kids’ candy?
*LMAO*
Southern Cabbage Patch
@ This some shhhh
*Looking at the Trojan Vibrating Touch*
Ummm, can this piece be altered to fit on my tongue?
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Anything can be altered with a creative mind and an aim to please!
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True. Just don’t want to get that feeling as a kid when you use to put your tongue on a 9 volt battery to see if it was dead.
Truth,
TRS WHAT IT DOO BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SEE UR WEEKEND WAS THE TRUTH I HOPE U FEELING BETTER TODAY LMAO
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YEP, I am feeling much better today! Thanks for asking. I am sorry that your Halloween was a downer.
@ TRS
Don’t try to defend that mess.
You know what they say….the more one brags the worse it is.
Yeah I am getting at BG today. This is for him telling me I wear a helmet and eat my food through a straw!!!!
@ TRS
I think I just saw your boy in action…..I think imma be quiet now!
*bows down to BG*
IJM
Yeah I am getting at BG today. This is for him telling me I wear a helmet and eat my food through a straw!!!!
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WHAT?! I didn’t know about all of that. I just thought you were teasing him, but now I see that you mean what you say!
@ This some Shhhh
Southern Cabbage Patch
@ This some shhhh
*Looking at the Trojan Vibrating Touch*
Ummm, can this piece be altered to fit on my tongue?
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Anything can be altered with a creative mind and an aim to please!
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True. Just don’t want to get that feeling as a kid when you use to put your tongue on a 9 volt battery to see if it was dead.
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LMAO
This is true!
IJM
I think I just saw your boy in action…..I think imma be quiet now!
*bows down to BG*
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IJM
Yeah I am getting at BG today. This is for him telling me I wear a helmet and eat my food through a straw!!!!
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WHAT?! I didn’t know about all of that. I just thought you were teasing him, but now I see that you mean what you say!
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I day I saw him and I was like hi Bg *waves excitedly*
He starts asking me where my helmet was, telling me I ride on the short yellow bus and drink food through a straw! It was on like popcorn from there.
But maybe now imma shut my mouth.
I’m back….
*done filling emails with homemade ME*
I’m back….
*done filling emails with homemade ME*
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*Bows down to BG!!!*
@IJM I SEE U SOUNDING LIKE BRIAN MCKNIGHT COUNTING DOWN MONTHS YRS AND DAYS LMAO. THE TIME WILL FLY BY NEXT THING U KNOW HE WILL BE TOUCHING DOWN SOON. HOW IS HE?? I HOPE HE IS HOLDING HIS HEAD. HE’LL BE OUT IN THE WORLD SOONER THAN LATER.
But maybe now imma shut my mouth.
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@TRS GIRL MY HALLOWEEN WASNT THAT BAD I COULD OF WENT OUT WIT MY GIRLS THEY WENT OUT AND DIDNT WEAR ANY COSTUME B/C I DIDNT HAVE ONE AND MY CITY WAS POPPING NO CLUB OR PARTY WAS NEEDED THEY SAID DOWNTOWN WAS CRAZY BUT GIRL I WAS FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER. I DID GET A TREAT WHEN I TURNED A TRICK WIT HUBBY THE NEXT MORNING LMAO SO I GUESS IT WAS OK.
@MRSGLOK HEY MAMA I HOPE LIL PRINCESS FIRST HALLOWEEN WAS GOOD TO HER. AND U OR GLOK BETTER NOT HAVE SNUCK HER ANY CANDY
WELL MAYBE JUST A LIL TASTE OF A LOLLIPOP 
@ Truth
He is maintaining, holding his head, you know. Chilling like a villian. All smiles. Yes I have a ticker counting it down. I have waited for 7 years eh. I wanna know to the T! Yes it is going to fly by. LOL. We had a great time on Halloween….but i won’t see him until the 14th
@I’m Just Me: Keeping it Real Since 1983
@ Truth
He is maintaining, holding his head, you know. Chilling like a villian. All smiles. Yes I have a ticker counting it down. I have waited for 7 years eh. I wanna know to the T! Yes it is going to fly by. LOL. We had a great time on Halloween….but i won’t see him until the 14th
DEAD IT MUST OF BEEN REAL GOOD I SEE U GOT THEM TWO SOUR SMILEY FACES UP THERE DEAD SO DID U GET A REG VISIT OR A CONJUGAL?? AND IF U GOT A CONJUNGAL DID U DRESS UP???? LMAO U KNOW IM NOSEY LMAO
Truth,
BUT GIRL I WAS FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER. I DID GET A TREAT WHEN I TURNED A TRICK WIT HUBBY THE NEXT MORNING LMAO SO I GUESS IT WAS OK.
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Well I WAS going to ask you if you were feeling better but you answered my question before I could answer it. LOL I am glad that you were able to take lemons and make lemonade out of that situation.
d.wayde must have been offering FREE tongue services
@trs
Truth,
BUT GIRL I WAS FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER. I DID GET A TREAT WHEN I TURNED A TRICK WIT HUBBY THE NEXT MORNING LMAO SO I GUESS IT WAS OK.
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Well I WAS going to ask you if you were feeling better but you answered my question before I could answer it. LOL I am glad that you were able to take lemons and make lemonade out of that situation.
YEAH GIRL MY HUBBY SIS HAD TO BRING HER SON TO THE ER THAT NIGHT WE ALL WENT TRICK OR TREATING TOGETHER HIS FEVER WAS SO HIGH SHE HAD TO BRING HIM TO THE ER IM LIKE WOW IM GRATEFUL MY KIDS DIDNT GET THAT SICK THEY JUST HAD LIL COUGHS. GIRL U KNOW THEM DAM KIDS SO GERMMY I SWEAR WAIT TO HAVE THEM THEY ARE JUST MADE UP OF COOTIES LMAO
Sure feels good to make your point!
@Truth
Yes, baby girl’s first Halloween was good. She’s crawling now, so she was on her own, and trying to sneak out the house every time I’d open the door to give candy. I was trying to put her costume on, but she wasn’t havin it. She would start crying every time, so I left her onesie on, and let her do her.
Ima get outta here… Ya’ll take care until tomorrow.
Goodnight everyone!
OH WHERRE IS DONTE C LOOOOVVVE
I WAS THINKING OF THAT FOOL LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS WATCHING A MARATHON ON MSNBC ON TO CATCH A PREDATOR. I KNOW HALLOWEEN IS HIS TYPE OF HOLIDAY ALL THEM LIL TENDERONI’S RUNNING AROUND WITH LIL SKIMPY COSTUMES ON. HMMM
DONTE C CRUISING DOWN TO HIS LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL LOOKING FOR A FRESHMEN. NO SENIOR FRESHMEN. CHECKIGN TO MAKE SURE HE HAS HIS WHOLE ARTENARY ON DECK.
R KELLY SEEMS LIKE U READY ON DECK _ CHECK
CANDY IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT _ CHECK
BOW WOW IN THE 6 CD CHANGER _ CHECK
SOLJA BOY TELL EM IN THE CD CHANGER _ CHECK
B2K GREATEST HITS CD _ CHECK
LAST BUT NOT LEAST COOKIES AT THE APARTMENT FRESHLY BAKING IN THE OVEN _ CHECK
SMDH
Truth,
I hope that little boy is ok!!!!!!!!
@I’m Just Me: Keeping it Real Since 1983
@ Truth
He is maintaining, holding his head, you know. Chilling like a villian. All smiles. Yes I have a ticker counting it down. I have waited for 7 years eh. I wanna know to the T! Yes it is going to fly by. LOL. We had a great time on Halloween….but i won’t see him until the 14th
DEAD IT MUST OF BEEN REAL GOOD I SEE U GOT THEM TWO SOUR SMILEY FACES UP THERE DEAD SO DID U GET A REG VISIT OR A CONJUGAL?? AND IF U GOT A CONJUNGAL DID U DRESS UP???? LMAO U KNOW IM NOSEY LMAO
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NO CONJUGAL UNTIL 12/12
That will be the last one too, until he comes home
Truth,
R KELLY SEEMS LIKE U READY ON DECK _ CHECK
CANDY IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT _ CHECK
BOW WOW IN THE 6 CD CHANGER _ CHECK
SOLJA BOY TELL EM IN THE CD CHANGER _ CHECK
B2K GREATEST HITS CD _ CHECK
LAST BUT NOT LEAST COOKIES AT THE APARTMENT FRESHLY BAKING IN THE OVEN _ CHECK
SMDH
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This is wrong on so many levels…. SMDH Truth!
@trs
Truth,
I hope that little boy is ok!!!!!!!!
YEAH HE WAS SHE BROUGHT HIM HOME THE NEXT MORNING BUT I GUESS HE HAD TO MISS SCHOOL TODAY. SHE DIDNIT WANT TO SEND HIM TO SCHOOL SICK TO GET ANYONE ELSE SICK.
NO CONJUGAL UNTIL 12/12
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hang in there lol
Sure feels good to make your point!
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Quiet…you.
NO CONJUGAL UNTIL 12/12
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hang in there lol
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I’m good. Had one last month remember!
@ trs
Truth,
R KELLY SEEMS LIKE U READY ON DECK _ CHECK
CANDY IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT _ CHECK
BOW WOW IN THE 6 CD CHANGER _ CHECK
SOLJA BOY TELL EM IN THE CD CHANGER _ CHECK
B2K GREATEST HITS CD _ CHECK
LAST BUT NOT LEAST COOKIES AT THE APARTMENT FRESHLY BAKING IN THE OVEN _ CHECK
SMDH
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This is wrong on so many levels…. SMDH Truth!
GURL PPLS I DIDNT SAY IT HE DID. AND WAS PROUD OF IT HE SAID HE WOULD MESS WITH A 16YR OLD AND ALSO PROPOSITIONED ON FRIDAY. TALKING HIS MIDDLE NAME STANDS FOR CHERRY LOVE SMDH
The man is not here to defend himself ladies!!!!
Damn Bossip, you couldn’t even say that you copied this entire story word for word from Menshealth?
Sure feels good to make your point!
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Quiet…you.
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Dang BG must got that Gangsta!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BG and IJM made me look like this:
i.love.her
that is all
Bossip has been very slow today… I’m out! Do better tomorrow Bossip!
@Bg(~007~)
The man is not here to defend himself ladies!!!!
IF UR REFERRING TO DONTE C LOVE AGAIN I DID NOT SAY IT HE SAID IT AND IF U GONT BELIEVE GO TO ARCHIVE LAST FRIDAY POST AND I DONT THINK HE WOULD BE UPSET ABOUT SOMTING HE SAID HIMSELF. BUT SINCE HE SAID IT IMA RIDE ON HIM EVERYTIME ABOUT IT NOT THAT HE WOULD CARE IF HE ACTUALLY ADMITTED THAT HE WOULD MESS WIT A 16YR OLD AND ITS LEGAL SMDH
Dang BG must got that Gangsta!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Indeed!
SOME SICK ISH!!
I USED TO JOKE WITH HIM BUT I DON’T JOKE LAST THIS…NOT A GOOD LOOK!
AND HE IS USING DAYWALKER’S PIC @ THAT!!!
@ Truth
I remember. You know i said my lil peice about that too
Dang BG must got that Gangsta!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Indeed
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GIRL I COULD SEND THE PIC
DUDE GOT A SNAKE…EVEN SOFT!!!
@I’m Just Me: Keeping it Real Since 1983
Dang BG must got that Gangsta!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Indeed
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GIRL I COULD SEND THE PIC
DUDE GOT A SNAKE…EVEN SOFT!!!
LMFBAO WHO GOT A SNAKE OMG BG R U TALKING ABOUT LET ME FIND OUT HE SENDING INDECENT PICS THROUGH THE NET LMAO.
LMFBAO WHO GOT A SNAKE OMG BG R U TALKING ABOUT LET ME FIND OUT HE SENDING INDECENT PICS THROUGH THE NET LMAO.
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YES HE IS!!!!
And he makes someone happy on the weekends.
DID CABBAGE PATCH BREAK OUT??
OH WELL I AM OUT LADIES!!!
CATCH FOLK EITHER LATER OR TOMORROW!!!
What up IJM?
Please believe Gabby is not Ms. Innocent, but even this sounds ridiculous to have come out of her mouth.
Where’s the link to the SOURCE???????
@Donte C. Love
WHAT IT DOOO BOO DID U SCOOP U A PYT THIS WEEKEND LMAO????
DAMN!! ITS GETTING WARM IN HERE!!!
I don’t blame ya D.Wade since I know sex with Gabby is ridiculous.
GABREILLE UNION IS SO DAMM FINE.GOD SHE’S SEXY DWAYNE THAT LUCKY *****.TOP 5 STACY DASH,LISA RAYE,ESTER BAXTER,VANESSA WILLIAMS AND KIM K R THE BADDEST *****ES EVER IN MY OPINION.
KELLY ROWLAND IS FINE TO TOP 6
C*****IE IS PRETTIER THAN KIM K SO TOP 7
HEY DONTE
YOU STILL HERE?
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND YOUNG BOYS??
The sexual revolution started in the mid-1960s, well over 40 years ago.
Back then an actress saying something like this was courageous — now it’s just PATHETIC.
Marx had a saying “historical events do repeat themselves: the first time as DRAMA, the second time as FARCE”:
“I am Courious (Yellow)” in 1966 was “drama” — every ‘provocative’ piece of S—T since then is FARCE.
she is st8 speeding into the vivica category…..
Gabby girl; go find your cup of tact & cl*****. It may remind you of the talks that should only be had amongst girlfriends.
Wow, Gabby I’m just shock that you would say take Oral is Free, Young Lady these days you just can’t be safe with all these diseases going on, Oral is not good nor safe, you really can’t trust no one, people are sleeping around, even married people there’s no way in hell I would let someone put there mouth down on my tootsy roe, some people don’t even brush there teeth, bad breath, it’s just nasty..I’m suprise you will talk about this you have gotton wild since you’ve divorce your husband, It’s time to set example for our young people, this generation is already out of control, high rate teenager pregnancy, HIV is high, Rap is very high, the list just goes on,…Were’s the real woman in you,..some time Gabrielle you have to humble yourself..I still love you but, you have to watch what you say these days…
she and he have the herps, so why is she talking about oral?
Didn’t D-Wades wife said that he had/has STD’s? Well Gabby good luck on that licky-licky sh*t!!! This is just pure and plain nastiness….isn’t she the face of Neturagena? YUCK!!!!
Gabby is hot! Leave her alone HATERS!
thats a hot pic though
reminds me of adam and eve
i like her mental.
Ya’ll are missing out. Law and Order IS that good.
She a pretty woman and all but she really lacks cl***** and looks will only keep a person but for so long…
Gabby is the most beautiful woman in the world
sure i admire gabby for her accomplishments in the hollywood enviornment but her hands in that semi nude picture looks like any man i have ever known i am just sayin