Friday, May 16th, 2008

Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

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KFC wrote an open letter to Rihanna thanking her for gettin smoochie with C. Breezy in one of their establishments:

“Dear Rihanna:

We were very excited by your and Chris Brown’s recent visit to a Miami-area KFC restaurant. Clearly, like Kentucky Fried Chicken and our founder Colonel Sanders, you two know how to kick it up a few degrees. And, Rihanna, that’s a secret recipe worth sharing with the world. We could feel the heat – literally – in our restaurant that night … so much so that we’d like to invite you and Chris back to any KFC for a free meal including the Colonel’s Hot Wings. Whether lunch or dinner, home or on the road, our doors are always open to you. Think of it as a personal way to send an SOS whenever you crave a little Original Recipe.

Like you, KFC is dedicated to supporting charity causes. If you and Chris are again photographed making KFC a “hot” date-night spot, we’ll make a donation to your charity, BELIEVE, which helps underprivileged children. Hearing about your fondness for KFC was music to our ears. Please don’t stop making KFC your favorite mealtime choice. Good luck to you and we hope to see you again soon with or without an Umbrella.”

A free meal including the Colonel’s Hot Wings? This can’t be serious…

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Comments(72) on “Random Ridiculousness”


  1. damn

  2. Southern Belle 225

    I don’t believe this is a real letter for one second! Try again Bossip.


  3. What in hot and spicy hell?

    wwpd?

    What Would Popeye’s do?

    :(


  4. LOL at that letter Hell nall

  5. Lauren

    KFC Son’t give s shyt if Rihanna and CB (VERY CUTE COUPLE) Was in there….I highly doubt that, they’ll be making money regardless…


  6. Uh-huh…I KNOW KFC didn’t write this foolishness!

  7. Madame Enigma

    how stupid was that?

    real or not…

  8. Marsha

    To the left, to the left

    bossip yall a fool for that one.

    YALL KNOW KFC DIDNT WRITE THAT, THAT WAS KHIA DUM*****

  9. Marsha

    LOL

  10. $m♥K.E.Y.

    LMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    this letter isn’t real!

  11. Frog-a-licious

    lol lol lol I’m sorry but this right here is the best joke I’ve read for the morning…


  12. LMAO @ Marsha. Serious though that iiisss so Random Ridiculousness is I ever heard it.

  13. Koi Norelle

    LOL at this letter! KFC is cheap. Beyonce can get free Popeye’s for life and that’s real. LOL

  14. He's Presidential

    Wow… It’s true click on SOURCE…


  15. now i eat there every week and them *****ez aint never gave me *****.. fu*k KFC, IM ON MY WAY TO POPEYES

  16. sickofit

    Roflmbao, You all are on one today. Happy Friday.

  17. Marsha

    I know right, this post made me want a Popeyes two piece and a biscut wit jelly

  18. Moreaces

    Ok, Bossip, You can tell us, Y’all are the ones that wrote that fake azz letter, because that ish was CORN-NEE

  19. as seen on t.v.

    one free meal….damn, they could have at least gave them free chicken for a year…or at least until the relationship is over…

  20. jerishere

    dayumm…kfc sure is staying on top of things…lol

  21. glok9n

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

  22. bree

    Damn KFC is riding that wagon..wow, this is so left..POPEYES is better


  23. A free meal ???? it’s the funniest ***** i’ve read today … KFC needs to fire their whole advertising department

  24. Anonymous3 - the fire sign

    a hot date nite at KFC???!! hold on their Colonel…now you’re talking about endorsement of your product and I doubt that five head and C. Breezy will be willing to endorse greasy fried chicken

  25. lawrence

    I have always been trying to ask everthing about him as I could.

    People say he is a member of a celeb club

    *** We al t hy Ming le.c om ***

    I once was there and met my rich boyfriend.

    It’s a place to meet the rich and celebrities.

  26. Lyte Bright

    this is a hoax…..too many references to her songs. just because they visited that place doesnt mean they returning to that same one….smh

  27. E$

    memo to KFC: it’s people staving in the world & you give it to millionairs for free?


  28. @E$

    I AGREE

  29. nelle

    @E$ i agree with you 100% if they really wanted to help then they would give free food to those who need it. there are millions of people dying from starvation.

    furthermore, this cannot be real!!!! any normal person would have been waaaay to embarr*****ed to write and send that letter!!

  30. Celebrity CSI

    Ok and….Rihanna & C Breeze could very endorse KFC. What’s the difference b/t them and Loreal? Nothing. The money made from both will still what..spend. Let em ask me …lol.

  31. Meeko From Detroit

    OMG yall know Bossip wrong for writing that letter. Rihanna wouldnt be caught dead eating greasy ***** chicken. maybe had a salad or some of dem mashed potatoes that be off the hook….mmmmm im going to get me some at lunchtime

  32. Jahpson

    you cant be serious!!

  33. Ange

    LMAO The title of this post couldn’t have been any more on point. Very Random & Absolutely Ridiculous


  34. That is the most unprofessional letter I have ever read from an executive. I had a hard time believing it was true, but I guess OK Magazine is a fairly credible source.

  35. Kamee'

    Popeyes did the same thing to Beyonce for saying she loved Popeyes Chicken.

  36. kels

    LOL @ KFC making a mockery of their “relationship.” I guess all knows it’s fake anyway.

  37. MDM.Org

    The two of them would make a great KFC advertisement but I don’t believe they would write such a pathetic letter.

  38. BLUNTBLAZER

    KFC GOT FAKE CHICKENS

    http://WWW.MY*****E.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    ITS FRIDAY U GOT YA GRAPES?

  39. kiki

    LMAO!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?! KFC : VERY SAD CASE.

  40. Lou in the Chi

    No, Flavor Flav is KFC’s spokesman. That’s his favorite date destination.

    @Bluntblazer

    Churches has genetically altered chicken. Look at them big ***** wings. But it is the ish.

  41. mrslaadee

    I doubt this as a real letter. KFC is already poplular on it’s own and does not need Rhianna and Chris Brown to promote it. And with the recession this country is in, NO restaraunt is about to give away any free food…LOL

    Popeyes fan for life!!!


  42. lmao… KFC needs to give me a free meal each time i get hungry.. this is pathetic and i hope KFC didn’t write this or else they are some thirsty ***** endorsement wanting *****es…

    ok i’m dunzo

  43. ~*~IslandNik~*~

    maybe i read too much into things.. but im kinda offend by the hot wings part…

  44. ~*~IslandNik~*~

    offended*

  45. sxyQblondie

    SHOOT, IF THEY CATCH A REGULAR OLE’ HUMAN IN THE STORE WITH THEIR BOYFRIEND SMOOCHIN IT UP, I BET YOU THEY WONT BE OFFERING NO CHICKEN BUISCUT DINNER TO THEM. DAMNED SHAME.(lol)

  46. JAD

    This cant be real.

  47. Betty B

    Bossip can act real ignorant. I need to find me another site

  48. Betty B

    it cant cause it isnt real

  49. My son's parole officer said it's gonna be alright!

    FIRST OF ALL, HOW DID BOSSIP GET THERE HANDS ON THE LETTER? THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HUMMMMMMM? MAYBE BOSSIP DID WRITE THE LETTER.

  50. getyourhandouttamypocket

    If this is a real letter (and I highly doubt it), I’ma need KFC to stop being so thirsty. Bring it down a notch.

  51. kels

    ummm access hollywood has the link to the actual letter!LOL

  52. kai

    She really never will be beyonce lol…shell never get a free lifetime card for free popeyes for life *****esssssssssss :-D

  53. whatever

    whoever the hell wrote this needs to try again. Ha!

  54. Fabulousity

    lmao…ok this can’t be a real letter although very funny

  55. I really hope this isn't as good as it gets....

    I figured I would be doing a disservice to Bossip without posting a comment with this gravie :)

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    KENTUCKYFRIEDCRUELTY.COM

    KENTUCKYFRIEDCRUELTY.COM

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    KFC DONT EVEN USE REAL CHICKENS

    THATS SERIOUS


  57. I’m mad that the mu*****kas charge me $7.49 for some wings and a biscuit and her *****’s FREE???????????

    AAAWWWWWWWWWW HELL NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. creolediva

    Children of the CORNY!!!!

    so lemme get this right, alls i have to do is go to kfc and suck face with some random guy who’s uninterested and i can get free wings??

    where do i sign up??!!!

  59. creolediva

    i would REALLY hate to think that a corporate entity wrote this nonsense…WTF???

  60. Necy

    this is hilarious!!!


  61. LMFAO and its not like KFC need more business

    Oh man that made my night


  62. at least someone knows her music,lol thats nice of them to give her one free meal, Beyonce got a better deal from Popeyes she gets free meals for life


  63. This is very funny… but who the hell cares about some greasy ***** KFC chicken. Rihanna and Chris can buy that joint if they wanted to.


  64. That letter to Rih Rih was wack!!! I was cracking up reading it. LMAO!!! I mean what kind of crap they think they offering??? One measely meal??? WTH??? They need to get with the program. I am from Jamaica and KFC out here is the BOOM!!! Popeyes has nothing on them, actually, Popeyes is nasty!!! I think it’s because KFC taste better out here than in the US, so I don’t know why Rih even chose to go there!


  65. and secondly kfc should be thanking the papparazzi for snapping those pics in kfc! so if anything good happend from Chrihanna’s visit, free food should be going to the paps! I’m sure that if it had not been for the papparazzi, *****ody would have even known they were in kfc… and I’m sure if Rihanna and Chis, had it their way, they would have liked to have not been photographed at all!! its not like they went to the kfc when it was crowded with “regular people”! looks like that kfc was either closed or about to close!


  66. Rihanna will be staring in an upcoming film called “Momma Black Widow”… Yes! I really hope she does well.

    Macy grey and some others will co-star in the movie…


  67. ooooh actually I forgot that the papparazzi were not the ones who took the pics… the pics are from the KFC cameras.

    I guess this sad foolish “news” was not made up by Bossip because other blogs such as OK!Mag and youngblackandfabulous are also reporting the same thing! They even gave the name of the person who wrote the letter… “KFC Chief Marketing Officer James O’Reilly”!


  68. Rihanna’s upcoming movie “Mama Black Widow” will also co-star Kerry Washington…


  69. I am soooooooooo proud of you Rih Rih!! Keep doing your thing you don’t have to be the best just continue to do well, that is good enough! Only your best is good enough Rih! Congrats on your movie role and also on the success of your song “Take A Bow”!… People out there don’t like you (haters) but just remember that others out there (like me) love and support you. All the best in your movie.

  70. bootlegger

    what?!

  71. PIMP DADDY

    ***** kfc send me some church’s

  72. Vinandi

    lmao- at the letter!! its funny as hell and KFC Marketing team are ingeniously hilarious- trying to capitalize on some young luv!!

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