Random Ridiculousness

Posted on May 16th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Chris Brown, News, Random Ridiculousness, Rihanna

Posted by Bossip Staff

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KFC wrote an open letter to Rihanna thanking her for gettin smoochie with C. Breezy in one of their establishments:

“Dear Rihanna:

We were very excited by your and Chris Brown’s recent visit to a Miami-area KFC restaurant. Clearly, like Kentucky Fried Chicken and our founder Colonel Sanders, you two know how to kick it up a few degrees. And, Rihanna, that’s a secret recipe worth sharing with the world. We could feel the heat – literally – in our restaurant that night … so much so that we’d like to invite you and Chris back to any KFC for a free meal including the Colonel’s Hot Wings. Whether lunch or dinner, home or on the road, our doors are always open to you. Think of it as a personal way to send an SOS whenever you crave a little Original Recipe.

Like you, KFC is dedicated to supporting charity causes. If you and Chris are again photographed making KFC a “hot” date-night spot, we’ll make a donation to your charity, BELIEVE, which helps underprivileged children. Hearing about your fondness for KFC was music to our ears. Please don’t stop making KFC your favorite mealtime choice. Good luck to you and we hope to see you again soon with or without an Umbrella.”

A free meal including the Colonel’s Hot Wings? This can’t be serious…

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  • Lauren

    KFC Son’t give s shyt if Rihanna and CB (VERY CUTE COUPLE) Was in there….I highly doubt that, they’ll be making money regardless…

  • http://www.myspace.com/msmeka2cute Mz_Magnificent1

    Uh-huh…I KNOW KFC didn’t write this foolishness!

  • Madame Enigma

    how stupid was that?

    real or not…

  • Marsha

    LOL

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    LMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    this letter isn’t real!

  • Frog-a-licious

    lol lol lol I’m sorry but this right here is the best joke I’ve read for the morning…

  • http://www.babydollkissez.com QueenBellaD

    LMAO @ Marsha. Serious though that iiisss so Random Ridiculousness is I ever heard it.

  • Koi Norelle

    LOL at this letter! KFC is cheap. Beyonce can get free Popeye’s for life and that’s real. LOL

  • He’s Presidential

    Wow… It’s true click on SOURCE…

  • sickofit

    Roflmbao, You all are on one today. Happy Friday.

  • Marsha

    I know right, this post made me want a Popeyes two piece and a biscut wit jelly

  • as seen on t.v.

    one free meal….damn, they could have at least gave them free chicken for a year…or at least until the relationship is over…

  • jerishere

    dayumm…kfc sure is staying on top of things…lol

  • glok9n

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

  • bree

    Damn KFC is riding that wagon..wow, this is so left..POPEYES is better

  • Anonymous3 – the fire sign

    a hot date nite at KFC???!! hold on their Colonel…now you’re talking about endorsement of your product and I doubt that five head and C. Breezy will be willing to endorse greasy fried chicken

  • lawrence

    I have always been trying to ask everthing about him as I could.

    People say he is a member of a celeb club

    *** We al t hy Ming le.c om ***

    I once was there and met my rich boyfriend.

    It’s a place to meet the rich and celebrities.

  • Lyte Bright

    this is a hoax…..too many references to her songs. just because they visited that place doesnt mean they returning to that same one….smh

  • E$

    memo to KFC: it’s people staving in the world & you give it to millionairs for free?

  • nelle

    @E$ i agree with you 100% if they really wanted to help then they would give free food to those who need it. there are millions of people dying from starvation.

    furthermore, this cannot be real!!!! any normal person would have been waaaay to embarrassed to write and send that letter!!

  • Celebrity CSI

    Ok and….Rihanna & C Breeze could very endorse KFC. What’s the difference b/t them and Loreal? Nothing. The money made from both will still what..spend. Let em ask me …lol.

  • Jahpson

    you cant be serious!!

  • Ange

    LMAO The title of this post couldn’t have been any more on point. Very Random & Absolutely Ridiculous

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    That is the most unprofessional letter I have ever read from an executive. I had a hard time believing it was true, but I guess OK Magazine is a fairly credible source.

  • Kamee’

    Popeyes did the same thing to Beyonce for saying she loved Popeyes Chicken.

  • kels

    LOL @ KFC making a mockery of their “relationship.” I guess all knows it’s fake anyway.

  • MDM.Org

    The two of them would make a great KFC advertisement but I don’t believe they would write such a pathetic letter.

  • BLUNTBLAZER

    KFC GOT FAKE CHICKENS

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    ITS FRIDAY U GOT YA GRAPES?

  • kiki

    LMAO!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?! KFC : VERY SAD CASE.

  • Lou in the Chi

    No, Flavor Flav is KFC’s spokesman. That’s his favorite date destination.

    @Bluntblazer

    Churches has genetically altered chicken. Look at them big arse wings. But it is the ish.

  • mrslaadee

    I doubt this as a real letter. KFC is already poplular on it’s own and does not need Rhianna and Chris Brown to promote it. And with the recession this country is in, NO restaraunt is about to give away any free food…LOL

    Popeyes fan for life!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/wemayhateonyou princessB

    lmao… KFC needs to give me a free meal each time i get hungry.. this is pathetic and i hope KFC didn’t write this or else they are some thirsty ass endorsement wanting asses…

    ok i’m dunzo

  • ~*~IslandNik~*~

    maybe i read too much into things.. but im kinda offend by the hot wings part…

  • ~*~IslandNik~*~

    offended*

  • sxyQblondie

    SHOOT, IF THEY CATCH A REGULAR OLE’ HUMAN IN THE STORE WITH THEIR BOYFRIEND SMOOCHIN IT UP, I BET YOU THEY WONT BE OFFERING NO CHICKEN BUISCUT DINNER TO THEM. DAMNED SHAME.(lol)

  • JAD

    This cant be real.

  • Betty B

    it cant cause it isnt real

  • getyourhandouttamypocket

    If this is a real letter (and I highly doubt it), I’ma need KFC to stop being so thirsty. Bring it down a notch.

  • kels

    ummm access hollywood has the link to the actual letter!LOL

  • whatever

    whoever the hell wrote this needs to try again. Ha!

  • Fabulousity

    lmao…ok this can’t be a real letter although very funny

  • TOODLES

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    KFC DONT EVEN USE REAL CHICKENS

    THATS SERIOUS

  • creolediva

    Children of the CORNY!!!!

    so lemme get this right, alls i have to do is go to kfc and suck face with some random guy who’s uninterested and i can get free wings??

    where do i sign up??!!!

  • creolediva

    i would REALLY hate to think that a corporate entity wrote this nonsense…WTF???

  • Necy

    this is hilarious!!!

  • http://dyma.com Dyma

    LMFAO and its not like KFC need more business

    Oh man that made my night

  • bootlegger

    what?!

  • Vinandi

    lmao- at the letter!! its funny as hell and KFC Marketing team are ingeniously hilarious- trying to capitalize on some young luv!!

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