Who Cares About Talent?
Posted by Bossip Staff
Well the nominations are in and your boy T-Pain is walking away with 5 nods this year for the prestigious BET Awards. Damn, it’s amazing what singing into a little voice box “vocoder” thing can do for one’s career.
Check out the entire list of nominations for the BET Awards under the hood…
Video of the Year
Ashanti “The Way That I Love You”
Alicia Keys “Like You’ll Never See Me Again”
Mary J. Blige “Just Fine”
UGK feat. OutKast “Int’l Player’s Anthem (I Choose You)”
Kanye West feat. T-Pain “Good Life”
Erykah Badu “Honey”
Best Female R&B Artist
Alicia Keys
Mary J. Blige
Keyshia Cole
Rihanna
Mariah Carey
Best Male R&B Artist
Raheem DeVaughn
Trey Songz
Ne-Yo
Chris Brown
J. Holiday
Best Group
Danity Kane
UGK
Day 26
Playaz Circle
Gnarls Barkley
Best New Artist
Flo Rida
Estelle
Chrisette Michele
Soulja Boy
The-Dream
Best Female Hip-Hop Artist
Kid Sister
Trina
Lil’ Mama
Missy Elliott
Eve
Best Male Hip-Hop Artist
Snoop Dogg
Jay-Z
Lil’ Wayne
Common
Kanye West
Best Collaboration
DJ Khaled feat. Lil’ Wayne, Big Boi, Ludacris, Fat Joe & Young Jeezy-”I’m So Hood (remix)”
Keyshia Cole feat. Lil’ Kim & Missy Elliott-”Let It Go”
Kanye West feat. T-Pain-”Good Life”
Flo Rida feat. T-Pain-”Low”
Chris Brown feat. T-Pain-”Kiss Kiss”
Viewer’s Choice
Chris Brown feat. T-Pain-”Kiss Kiss”
Lil’ Wayne feat. Static Major-”Lollipop”
Keyshia Cole feat. Missy Elliott & Lil’ Kim-”Let It Go”
Alicia Keys-”No One”
Soulja Boy-”Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)”
Jordin Sparks feat. Chris Brown-”No Air”
Lifetime Achievement
Al Green
You know the music industry is a piece of sh*t these days when Danity Kane, Day 26, and Playaz Circle are nominated for “Best Group”. Damn, we ain’t never even heard of Playaz Circle. SMH.
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He looks like a str8t up CLOWN!
Ewwww, too early for this pic!
Dayum!!!!!!!!!!!
Flo Rida? HELLO WTF IS GOING ON?
I totally agree with Bella Y…he’s whack!
morning
HE ISN’T WACK! T PIZZZZZZAIN IS THE SH*T!
FLORIDA IS NOT THE SH*T, T PIZZZZAIN IS THE SH*T! LOL
I LIKE HIM! RIHANNA, HAS THE LEAST TALENT! T PIZZZIE BE MAKING IT RAIN ON THEM…..
HE MAKE THE SONG HOT!
Danity Kane is actually a good group..their 2 albums are great.. it’s Flo Rida and Trina who are not musically inclined.. Rihanna does R&B? BET, get it together
congrats t-pain
This is exactly why i don’t watch BET…. Thank god for premium channels.
You have to be on something stronger than weed to walk around lookin like that….
The music industry has lowered the bar sooooo much, they’ve made it easy as hell for Bey to be the so called “hottest chick in the game” and Jay and Kanye to be the reigning kings of Hip Hop because people like them have no real/serious competition. If they start giving REAL artists deals…well you already know!
You see, this is exactly why less and less people are watching the BET awards. Wack ass nominations. Some of them deserve to be up there but come on now, EVE? Missy? Flo-Rida? WTF has Eve done in recent time? Or Missy for that matter? SMH. Who in the hell is Day 26?
Morning all!
Hey Bree!….I agree with you Rihanna is soooo POP not R&B!
Nah T-Pain is good. Evey single he produce has been a hit. Voice box or not he knows how to do what he does
I hate I bought Danity Kane’s current CD it is whack! Day 26 CD is the sh*t, though! I like the decision to put them as best group. There are no real successful groups out right now.
@mssugarwalls and bree…hey yall!
I forgot my comment about T-Pain. He looks so nasty and stank! How does his wife lay up with him every night? Now I can’t lie, he does put out some good jams but my goodness. He needs to just stay behind the scenes at all times! NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE AGAIN!!! LOL
What is up with those hats he be wearing?
i heard T-Pain aka Faheem live several times in tallahassee before he got a deal and he does have a nice voice. if you can sound good at a tiny little lounge with a basic sound system, you have talent. he’s not using a voice box all of the time, i promise he sounds just like that.
Playaz Circle did the song “Duffle Bag Boy”…it was Playaz Circle ft. Lil Wayne.
@ Southern Belle and Bree- Goodmorning and T.G.I.F
Lol, given the names listed, Rihanna’s name looks so out of place for “Best Female R&B Artist.”
Mediocre to Untalented people have been making millions for years in the industry: Ciara, Jennifer Lopez, Ashanti, Ne-Yo, T-Pain and the list goes on. I like people who can SANG without studio mixing and those are usually the ok looking people that aren’t marketed as super sexy. I’ll take a real vocalist over a sexy made-up marketing package anyday. Good music rules!!!! (anthony hamilton, jennifer hudson, fantastia, eric roberson, jill scott – those are REAL vocalists!)
Betty B(Check me out!)
Nah T-Pain is good. Evey single he produce has been a hit. Voice box or not he knows how to do what he does
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Exactly.
He looks like Flavor Flav’s love child….EWWW
T-Pain’s music is nice. It sounds better than the rest of the crap on the radio. Although, I do love Lyfe Jennings, his lyrics and vocals are off the chain.
@Re..hey honey!
It’s not that hard to create a “hit” now days…music is horrible…anyone can make a “hit”, hence Soulja Boy’s nomination…and many more so called “hit” makers:-(
whats even more than that is he got everybody else doing it too ..name your favorite song.. i bet it got some artist using that lol
Hey Ms. Southern Belle, how are you this Friday, HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Hey Lauren! Hello Re!
i really don’t know why FLO RIDA is even invited to the awards show, let alone nominated.. he thinks the name FLO-RI-DA is only 2 syllables.. ahhhh i soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo loathe that guy!
hahahaha bossip your rite..whose playaz circle?
*favorite song from artists currently i mean ..
@Lauren..hey baby girl! Where you been gull?!
Yall just mad this ugly dude thought to use a vocoder before you did and he making cheese STOP HATING!! LOL
Wipe me down Lawd
Why does he look like he smells like an old bag of funions
you know we need new hip hop female artist STAT when those are the choices
@ Southern Belle, Hey ma…I been M.I.A. I know, but I’m back and mad as hell at these posts…LMAO!
LMAO!!! I’m with Bossip who they Hell is Playa Circle?!?! ;p Ugh!!
I ain’t gon Hate T-Pain may be ugly but his talent is crazy!! I really like everything he’s on I can’t lie!
This just let’s you know how bad commercial music has gotten.T Pain?
NOT
Peven Everett
Dwele
Rahsaan Paterson
Lyfe Jennings
The Roots
Anthony Hamilton (who continues to put out good music)
I could go on but what’s the point….
smh
who gives any merit to the BET awards anyway…they will eventually go the way of the soul train awards…hell the grammy doesn’t even mean in the music industry what it used to…these mediocre, sub-standard artists are the norm…and that vocoder thing has been around for years…remember teddy riley used to use it and before him was peter frampton…t-pain is not doing anything new or innovating…
Ah, Flo Rida is an interesting topic. Well, our hip-hop stations here in DC don’t play too much Flo Rida. But Hot 99.5, the “mixed station can’t get enough of this guy. Mind you, the type of hip-hop played on that station are from artists like Nelly….
Ohhhhhhh, btw, wait until ya’ll hear what I did today at work (this pertains to the Bossip threads).
Why is T-Pains wedding ring so dingy!!!
@lady elle
so on point…..
lauren
hey lil sis, how ya doin i was getting worried about you!! i emailed you to.. girl i have got to tell you about m daddy… its like….. i have no words… you have to go back a day or two and read the post from khis and rick ross, our big bro needs some r and r. so whats up
you know what im not tlking about t-pain until his music starts sounding like shit. everyone is going to like him, he bit that roger troutman style and we all know what he did for music in the 70’s and 80’s
PLAYZ CIRCLE IS DUFFLE BAG BOY AND I LIKE DAY 26 NOW DANITY CANE AHHHHH NO
Don’t hate on T-Pain…. he makes the tracks hot real talk. Congrats T-Pain, do you!
B.E.T should just change their names to MTV2. The nominations are BS. This is like back in the day when MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice were winning the best hip hop artist awards on MTV. B.E.T needs to rename some of their category.
1. “My Mama said I can sing – No talent award”
2. “That beat was hot but the vocals were…..award”
3. “The album that talk about the same sh!t in every song award”
4. “The shake that azz award – Who said azz or booty the most in one song award.”
5. “The how did you get a record deal award”
6. “The Get a clue, your career is over award”
7. And last but not least, “Fucking for tracks award”
Well music is trash today…you have a few artist out there who brings it. But T-Pain is straight garbage….Roger was using the voice box thing first and he has classics songs using it remember “Computer Love; I Want To Be Your Man;More Bounce To The Once” and many more…T-Pain does’t have have classics he just makes nice songs for the moment nothing to be remembered like Roger or for that fact Teddy Riley. If you can play any of those two artist songs today and still groove. But today’s music is nothing to be remembered later
Day 26?!? Playaz Circle?!? Really?
BET has reached a new low, set our movement back decades…
Now if you’ll excuse me massa’s callin…gotta get back out in ‘dem cotton fields befo’ I gets a whippin’…
@sick of it-LMFAO!!!!
BET has never been the a proponent of positive soulful, black music. It doesn’t surprise bwcaues coon Bob Johnson and viacom had been running it. But Ashanti for video of the year? I mean come on. Somebody was sniffing a llne when that decision was made. Erykah Badu should have been best female r and b artist instead of Rihanna and Mariah Carey really isn’t r and b these days. At any rate its BET so how much can you really expect?
BET has never been the a proponent of positive soulful, black music. It doesn’t surprise bwcaues coon Bob Johnson and viacom had been running it. But Ashanti for video of the year? I mean come on. Somebody was sniffing a llne when that decision was made. Erykah Badu should have been best female r and b artist instead of Rihanna and Mariah Carey really isn’t r and b these days. At any rate its BET so how much can you really expect?
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Alright, everyone on bossip, I’m going tell ya’ll what happened here on this glorious Friday.
So, I work at Walter Reed Army Medical Center (hospital for military active duty and veterans), and my clinic is the radiology dept. The radiologists are mainly high ranking officers who can be rude at times, and very annoying.
Anyway, I was all up in the Bossip thread yesterday about Rick Ross, Trina, etc., just commenting all willy nilly, pretending to be typing and hard at work.
Moving right along, this morning, I check that same thread to see what other comments were posted (yes, its a very boring job sometimes), and when I wanted to click out to look up my final grades, I accidentally hit print. Now there were soooo many posts you can only imagine how many pages would be printed. And we use one main printer in the whole clinic.
Now, when I realized what I had done, I was calm, cause I thought everyone in the back were busy. I went to the printer and hit the “print stop” button frantically, and it slowly slowed down. Meanwhile I kept looking over my shoulder to make sure no one was watching, and grabbed 20 pages of threads with my face and comment plastered all over it, along with M-Daddy’s, Brooklyns Finest, Bree’s, Rozzas, and all other folks who commented on that thread. I was shredding like crazy, and the printer stopped so I thought it was all good. WRONG
(this story is to be continued).
FUCK BET!!!
Nah T-Pain is good. Evey single he produce has been a hit. Voice box or not he knows how to do what he does
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that’s real…
I remember a few years back on BET’s UNCUT , T-pain was part of some rap group .He was more concious-minded then. I actually dug their sound. I can’t remember the name of the group or song.But he wasn’t bad at all.
(continuation of above story)
So when the printer stopped, I was getting ready to sit back down, and the printer started again. So I’m getting irritated cause I hit the cancel button one million times. At the same time a radiologist- the Chief Radiologist wanted to make copies (this is a mega printer/copier machine), and now my heart is beating fast, I’m hovering all over the printer slot so that I can grab the posts while jabbing cancel and telling him its broken at the same time. So he stands there waiting, and I get so desperate I shut down the printer, hoping all info would be lost. But he’s still standing here waiting.
This is sad. It is a reflection of the black music landscape. There isn’t one person in the famale rap category that deserves an award this year. Mariah Carey is nominated when she didn’t have music out. The R&B Males are all low sellers except two of them. Black music fans need to stept up and start supporting our music or there will come a time when there won’t be enough acts to even have a BET Awards.
STOP SUPPORTING BOOTLEGGERS. LET THEM NIGRAS GET A REAL JOB.
I mean it’s the BET awards…..they don’t matter so they can give them to whomever…even the talentless.
I would have to disagree because I think T-Pain is talented!! He has his own swag and you can tell because now, even lil wayne tries to copy him and everybody tries to do like him! Again, he did not invent the box voice but that was his trademark now! And yes everything he does was a hit and he does not take himself seriously! He doesn’t pretend to be a Franck sinatra or something so its cool! Real club songs!
But i was wondering something : is he senegalese like akon?? I love akon cause he represents a lot for his colors and for Africa and when he comes to senegal, he is really involved in charity and everything!!
Re
**DEAD**
..i’m a bit nervous for the rest of your story
to: sickofit] He sort of pose like Flavor Flav.
@ Bird
i hear you but even our black musicians are doing pop now? So how you define black music??? Because i don’t think there is any big singer out there that is doing black music! The one that sells do POP! REAL BLACK MUSIC would never appeal to the mass! Maybe in the past, black and white use to like the great singerS but now, white want POP and if you want to be a seller, you need to appeal to white folks!
in my opinion rihanna does not deserve even a nomination for best female r&b artist and why is day 26 nominated didn’t they just come out and danity kane is WHACK!!!!!!
Valenne
black music? black people make all kinds of music..music is music
@ SARI,
Real black music would never appeal to mass!
People are ready to cut a bitch if you say something against Bee or rihanna but where are the lovers of REAL BLACKMUSIC! Erykah badu represents her blackness to the fullest so she will never sell 50 MILLION of albums like Mariah! Her sound is innovative and not trendy! She does not work with Timbaland or Neyo so that just how it is!
(continued)
Finally, the radiologist leaves, and I start the printer back up, and it seems like everything is okay. But the printer starts again, I go to hit cancel, and it JAMMED! And the doctor comes back to make his copies, and I told him the situation. But he stood there as if I needed help, but unbeknownst to him I can fix anything electrical.
Anyway, I open the printer, and OMG there goes my face and a whole bunch of others jammed in the printer, and the radiologist is looking right at it. I wanted to die.
Bonjour @ Valenne
I meant to ask you this last night — do you like Les Nubians? Are there French artists you can recommend? I would like to explore more global music. If you’ve already been asked this, I apologize.
As for the BET Awards, I haven’t watched BET in ages, and I don’t plan to start now. They nominated Soulja Boy, too?
@ Bree,
not really, i think we can define blackmusic because we have an history that can confirm it!
But yes, black people make all kind of music and white people can do some black music too like Amy winehouse, joss stone!
aint no real nominees on this list…
@Re…dammit girl, I’m nervous too! Girl, please tell us how this thing ends up!
@ Sydney,
Bonjout,
Les nubians are really good!
You can listen to Oxmo Pucino, la rumeur, Passi,Akenhaton, Shuriken etc… which are pure lyricists! so basically the kind of hip hop i like!
If you want some real french variety music, then you should try a guy called Johny Halliday, he is like our Elvis or somethin lol but i hate him but my mom move it!
Re
LMFAO! you poor girl! that is frightening, especially with the colorful comments/pictures here on BOSSIP!..my printer is at my desk & always OFF!
love it*
@Bree- lol, you don’t even know, this seemed unreal.
(continued from above)
So, I don’t know if he’s oblivious or trying not to embarrass me, but I ripped out the paper, and shrededd it.
Needless to say, I told him I’ll restart the printer and call him when its ready. And I waiting until- No lie- 60 pages of all of your faces here on Bossip poured out of the Government owned printer.
I’m ashamed of myself.
@BIRD: Having enough acts or not, there is no need for BET awards now. I wonder if I can ask Time Warner to block it for me…
Valenne
it just so ignorant to read your comment regarding the term ‘black music’
this years bet awards might suck….the best bet awards they had was in 2003….and it was the highest rated for all the years they have been hosting the show. the noms are only whats been out there….music is not what it use to be.
@Re…poor baby! LOL. My printer is in my office so I don’t really have to worry. That is until I want to print color on the big machine! This has happened to me before so I am always TOO careful when I have to use that one. Good Luck gull and keep us posted!
@Valenne
Marci beaucoup! I’ll make note of those. Les Nubians has come to my area before, and I keep missing them. I don’t know about the Elvis guy, lol.
t-pain may not be EXTREMELY talented, but he does make hit after hit. he’s hot right now. lol how in the world did eve get nominated??? and i hope keyshia cole and chrisette michele win. and who is kid sister??????
*shredded*
@Southern Belle and Bree
My face was hot and red, lol. This felt like something on a movie.
Moral of the story to Bossip bloggers, please don’t accidentally hit the print button when you’re on Bossip. LOL
@valene… Are the artist that you speak of speaking French or English? I like different types of music as well so I’m curious.
thanks bree!
I know what i meant by that and i don’t feel like explaning myself! Pop music is not black music to me so now if you don’t agree, then it is ok but why call me ignorant???
whatever!
t-pain and the whole state of florida, Stand Up! They are the best. all the music coming out yahll got it. even nelly furtado did her thing out at the hit factory.
@BET don’t be political when handing out these awards. give it to the talented.
Re
i hope he doesn’t realize it is a gossip blog and maybe you just printed an email..i’d be so nervous i would probably ask to go home..
all music is black music. all. k not that poision shit but u kno it when you hear.
@ southern belle, they speak french but you can still get a traduction on internet. I used to do that for some american songs i love!
i mean translation sorry !!(traduction is french)
Valenne
i was not calling you ignorant..this is truly a ‘lost in translation’ moment
@Bree
Lol, I sure hope so. I’m going to lay low on these Bossip sites. On the flipside, I recieved an A in the spanish class I was attempting to check on.
Negrodamus Believes T-Pain, Lil Wayne and the rest of the talentless Florida flunkies, should run train on the talentless Florida flunky duchess Trina, impregnate her with 10 kids, move to a developing island in Dubai and run it into the ground..
National Song = “Bitch,Nigga,Ho”
National Cuisine = Cherry Dutch, Malt Liquor and the Morning After Pill
National Animal = Khia
National Language = Nigga
National Politics = Code Ethics for Death
National Economy = The rape and pillage of African Music, Language, Food and Tradition.
@Valenne
Also, I’ve noticed that you often discuss issues involving Africans from various countries, and I happened to read a very interesting story today on women entrepreneurs in Rwanda where they are helping rebuild the economy with coffee farms and other businesses. In case you’re interested in reading more, here’s the link, http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/15/AR2008051504035.html
@ Negrodamus, too funny!
you forget the flag, that should be A GUN pointed at a woman with a southern ass!
National Animal = Khia
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Re
LOL, que bueno!..
Oops, I think I misspelled “merci” up above. Sorry!
“my chevy sits so high from the floor, i feel like an alien in a ufo, i go errrr weeee errr beam me up, i go errrr weee errrr beam me up. dat shit is fyahhh.
the south is doing it, nuf said
Negrodamus Believes the right to question a persons taste who enjoys this music is warranted..
@Da Darkness…man you sound like an uneducated day laborer
“My chevy sit so high, I feel like an extraterrestrial, See so much green, my money must be vegetables, don’t mess with a chick, except for the fellatio, I see that money everyday and I can’t let that go”
Lol I just made that up…And if I wasn’t making fun of how little it takes to intrigue Lil Wayne followers, you’d probably think that was hott!..
Hey day laborers don’t forget your shovel
LOL YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!!! ESPECIALLY DARKNESS AND NEGRODAMUS!!
NEGRODAMUS STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****murdered*****
Good morning Cage…… whats good? @ lauren good morning miss!!!!!
Valene
There are acts out there doing R&B, but we don’t support them. Crossoever appeal is not required of everyone. Everyone is not going to sell 5M albums. If we would support our R&B artists they would sell enough to keep their careers going. Raheem and Lyfe don’t sing pop and there are many many others I could name. At least 75% of the people I know buy their music exclusively from bootleggers. So it is not like the R&B artists are not selling. They just aren’t getting credit for the sales and the labels aren’t making any money off of it. Nowadays they are only making money from the cross over artists because white people aren’t accosted by bootleggers in the grocery store parking lot so they actually buy their music from the store. Now we are left with a bunch of pop artists many of whom have no singing ability whatsoever. Who the hell is buying Cassie CDs? Hell we all celebrate Ciara becuase she can dance and appears to be a sweaty pie, but the fact is she can’t sing. If these people keep making money for the labels we will get more of this mediocre crap.
@ negrodamous
dont start today… you been doing good! chill out!!
yeah, who cares about talent?? It will be a hot topic on casualpal.com, lots of people there are seeking for some online fun
Damn looking at that list it looks like BET will be serving fried chicken, watermelon, sizzurp and greens at the awards dinner;
90% of all those artist are bullsh*t!
I predict this years award show will be the lowest rated ever.
3 n**gas will be shot on Sunset in Los Angeles during awards weekend.
Tpain sounds horrible on record, Imagine what its gonna sound like live.
Deep south n**gas are gonna come to Los Angeles and get robbed by crips and bloods.
That hot L.A. sun is gonna dry out those f**ked up gold weaves.
Deep south n**gas may riot when they find out you cant get cough syrup and strawberry soda at the hotel bar.
6am is going to Los Angeles for awards week and will throw watermelon rinds at Gucci mane and every n**ga with “lil or young” in his name.
This is the worse awards line up i have ever seen in my life. Who’s hosting the muthaf**ka, That fat b**ch from “The Parkers” again?
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God i f**kin’ hate the south! Heres proof you bama ass n**gas/n**gettes have ruined music!
Whats good on this Friday???
Hurry up Dr Dre, Eminem, Game, anybody!
Good morning everyone!
@Negrodamus
Goodmonrin
@Re
I rarely break character but for you..always..Good mornin to you
LOL @ 6am
Yes, this lineup is pretty bad — it’s worse than the recent NAACP Image Awards. Tyler Perry’s TV show (forgot the name)won several.
Negrodamus Believes the next nigga he sees wearing white sunglasses will have that black and mild removed from their ear, lit and put out in their fucking eyeballs.
*Goodmornin’*
Sorry, I’m ready to leave here already.
@Re…LOL at your mis-hap! Congrats on the A in spanish!
What the fuck happened to black music? What is this mess? Where is everybody? Damn, they might as well have nominated Patra, Adina Howard, Charli Baltimore, Blu Cantrell, Tweet, Sisquo, and Britney Spears. Damn ya’ll
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE SO CALLED “ENTERTAINERS”
HIT THE LINK FOR REAL TALK>>>REAL BUSINESS
@Negrodamus
Aw, you’re awesome! Don’t worry, you won’t have to break character next time, I’ll just make sure you know I’ve acknowledged your presence.
@Shawn 08
I can’t tell you how embarrassing this was for me. And I really thought I was cool when I hit the “cancel” button.
There’s nothing like having your boss witness pictures of your face jammed in the printer, along with the rest of bossip. I just want to go home now, I feel like my boss knows, and is now tormenting me with his silence on the situation.
National Song = “Bitch,Nigga,Ho”
National Cuisine = Cherry Dutch, Malt Liquor and the Morning After Pill
National Animal = Khia
National Language = Nigga
This is not funny, but LMAO!!!
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE SO CALLED “ENTERTAINERS”
HIT THE LINK FOR REAL TALK>>>REAL BUSINESS
This is horrible, BET really doesnt give a sh*t about black people and heres the proof, you gonna praise all these ignorant untalented sh**ty ass bama groups on national TV with their big greasy lips and gold teeth then send that sh*t out all over the world as the best we have to offer?
Whats next BET, Tyler Perry for an Icon award?
Youve really let the rest of us black people down with this one!
@Negrodamus
You definately get my vote for Bossip comments of the year. LOL
@M-DADDY’S
Oh, you should read the story I wrote (you’re a part of it) about yesterdays Thread on Rick Ross. Scroll to the top of the blog, it might make you laugh.
Oh wait, maybe you can give TI an award for giving back to his community or being a role model, I mean he wasnt planning on shooting any black people with all those machine guns right? And all those kids he’s having with the “worlds ugliest liteskin b**ch” without being married is just what the community needs!
I wanna protest the awards this year, that lineup is ridiculous.
If Lil Wack (Wayne) wins rap artist of the year, Jay-Z, Common, Kanye or even semi wack Snoop should beat that n**gas ass if he even tries to make his way up on stage.
brooklyn …. you in the house today?
the BET awards are a joke? damn, really?
Who’s buying the music? How did this garbage become music? Damm I sound like my mother.
T-pain is exactly what’s wrong with black music today, and his fans are exactly why empty, weak, bland music produced for 12-year-olds continues to be produced.
Negrodamus Believes “Its6amhogetout” is speaking nothing but the truth..
Negrodamus also Believes MTV put something in the chicken(i.e. Undercover Brother) along time ago..Destroying our culture, one sucka ass nigga at a time..Look at T-pain..White sunglasses, a mouth full of future pain and a WB frog inspired top-hat..He’s just salivating at the chance to start tap dancing..
Do you supporters not understand the same negro that made “Boyz in the Hood” made Fast and the Furious 2?? How can you explain such contrast??
The moral of my rant is they are buying us out. They are systematically blurring the line of “racism and us being too sensitive”…
Stop letting it happen and stop dancing to the shit..
I wonder what type of music that Marche Taylor girl in Houston who went to prom like hoochie listens too?? And I pray for the castration of silly coonish niggas like the supporters of this music trying to hit on that girl as well.
@Re
@M-DADDY’S
Oh, you should read the story I wrote (you’re a part of it) about yesterdays Thread on Rick Ross. Scroll to the top of the blog, it might make you laugh.
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Ok cause God knows I need a good laugh
Looks like he’s been in Micheal Jackson’s and Flava Flav’s closet. “Terrible Pain”
Kid Sister, Playaz Circle- WHO IN DE HELL??
The music is made for ignorant 12 year olds and the ignorant masses eat it up. The change started right around 1998ish by my best recollection.
@Negrodamus
Marche secretly wishes she could’ve have been as loud and obnoxious as Soulja Girl, and scared the staff into letting her into the prom. Then she would have put on black paste on her face, painted her lips white, and danced to T-Pain in a similar fashion to minstrel shows of the late 1800’s, circa 1905.
OK, I have no idea who half these people are, so out of curiosity, I did a search on “Playaz Circle,” and found this:
“Unfortunately, Playaz Circle ran into bad luck. Tity Boi was shot and Dolla Boy incarcerated. Their career was at a standstill. After hearing their misfortune Ludacris reached out and then signed them. They have also been in a commercial with Ludacris for the “Two Miles an Hour” video.”
So Ludacris is responsible for this group, and he wonders why Oprah won’t have him on her show? And what is a “Tity Boi?” Does that mean he wears an A- or B-cup? Help a clueless sister understand.
@RE
GO STAND IN THE CORNER!!!! LOL
@Sydney,
Lol, I guess Tity Boi is a “creative” way of letting us know he likes breasts?
That’s stored away into the Hall of Fame of Corny Rap names with the prefixes Young, Lil, and Big, etc….
@M-Daddy
LOL! I’m still feeling weird about it.
@Sydney
OK, I have no idea who half these people are, so out of curiosity, I did a search on “Playaz Circle,” and found this:
“Unfortunately, Playaz Circle ran into bad luck. Tity Boi was shot and Dolla Boy incarcerated. Their career was at a standstill. After hearing their misfortune Ludacris reached out and then signed them. They have also been in a commercial with Ludacris for the “Two Miles an Hour” video.”
So Ludacris is responsible for this group, and he wonders why Oprah won’t have him on her show? And what is a “Tity Boi?” Does that mean he wears an A- or B-cup? Help a clueless sister understand.
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LOOK UP IN THE SKY: ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE NO ITS CAPTAIN SAVE A SYDNEY.
Naw just playin. To answer your question Tity Boi means he still breast feeds. I hope this helps you.
OH WELL,
Who has the new album of the roots???
Is it good?! Of course, it must be good!
Oh and the new album of Talib kweli is FIYAH man! This man can rap, and write! Oh yes i guess, he does not hang out with his mouth full of fake gold teeth so to most of you, he must be wack LOL
TO EVERYONE:
THIS IS MY LAST DAY TO VENT SO I’M GOING RAW-ER THEN EVER TODAY. JUST A WARNING!!!
@M-daddy
Well, don’t accidentally print it
kid sister —> shes the bizz!!
they probably gonna give the video of the year award to kanye since he always crying and shit
best new artist souljah boy & flo rida?? LMFAO i thought u had to have more then a one hit to be considered in a category like that
Video of the Year
Ashanti “The Way That I Love You”
Best Female R&B Artist
Alicia Keys
Best Male R&B Artist
Chris Brown
Best Group
Danity Kane
Best Female Hip-Hop Artist
Missy Elliott
Best Male Hip-Hop Artist
Snoop Dogg
Best Collaboration
DJ Khaled feat. Lil’ Wayne, Big Boi, Ludacris, Fat Joe & Young Jeezy-”I’m So Hood (remix)”
check out my blog
@Valenne
The last album was a bit weak, I hope they come back better than ever this time. They’re awesome live!
test
@Re(Check me out!)
@M-Daddy
LOL! I’m still feeling weird about it.
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I loved it!!!
ok
so now i don’t wanna hear anybody giving me ythe award as an evidence of talent! especially when you try to advocate for your fav artist!!!WE ALL KNOW, AWARDS, AND EVEN SALES DOES NOT EQUAL TALENT!!!!!
@M-Daddy
LOL, thanks! See, Re didn’t know the correct answer either!
@Re(Check me out!)
@M-daddy
Well, don’t accidentally print it
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No need as long as I’m a Bossip blogger I will have it fo eva
@Sydney
I have failed you. *walking away with my head down in shame*
@Re
Your story was a doozy, but you’re definitely not alone. In the past, I’ve sent a few e-mails to the wrong people — nothing major, but I was very embarrassed.
B.E.T should just change their names to MTV2. The nominations are BS. This is like back in the day when MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice were winning the best hip hop artist awards on MTV. B.E.T needs to rename some of their category.
1. “My Mama said I can sing – No talent award”
2. “That beat was hot but the vocals were…..award”
3. “The album that talk about the same sh!t in every song award”
4. “The shake that azz award – Who said azz or booty the most in one song award.”
5. “The how did you get a record deal award”
6. “The Get a clue, your career is over award”
7. And last but not least, “Fucking for tracks award”
hahahahaha, this was hilarious…….
I feel sorry for my former coworkers at BET, most of whom are educated, talented, and skilled at what they do. They are also disrespected, overworked and undervalued. My condolences to those who have to work long hours for less money than what they deserve to have to put out this shit.
Glad to be gone.
@Re
LOL, no, you didn’t fail me. We’re both learning.
@M-Daddy
So, to follow up, does “Tity Boi” mean his mother still breastfeeds him? And, if so, why would a man brag about that? I’m an old school hip hop head, so the language/mannerisms of these young’ns are new to me.
*hip-hop*
I haven’t heard The Roots yet, but I’m hearing it’s great from people who have.
@Sydney
Oh…one time, when I was pretty much ending that relationship and asked my new prospect to come over my place…and sent it to the wrong person…oh I’ve got stories for days, lol.
(clarification)
Sent the text to the person I was ending the relationship with.
@Sydney(Check me out!)
@M-Daddy
LOL, thanks! See, Re didn’t know the correct answer either!
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Anytime ma’am, and if the evils of Bossip and any other blog site stears you away from the knowledge of foolishness dont hesitate to call on……….M-DADDY!!!!!!!!
Wow, I just got a look at T-Pains knuckles…it looks like he has a smell about him…like-musty- clothes-in-your-gym-locker-type-of-smell.
Me i have a story not really the same but imagine!
One of my best friends realized that her husband was cheating on her with a girl she knows. She was so mad that she went to the myspace of this girl and took all the NSFW (not safe for work) pictures that she actually posted on her page and sent it to all the collegues and Boss of this girl! Imagine how embarrassing it must be! But hey, she wanted her revenge! of this girl! She almost got her fired!
@ Re
WAIT:
What story??? I think my retardation is kicking in. Enlighten me!!!
@Re
LOL, that story sounds like the time the cell phone of a friend of mine accidentally dialed her ex-boyfriend while we were discussing this new guy she met. He wound up hearing the whole conversation when he checked his voicemail. I don’t know how it happened, but we still laugh about it.
@M-Daddy
Thanks, again. I guess “Tity Boi” means he’s still young. *shrugs*
Now, what’s a Duffle Bag Boy? Is that a slang term?
@Sydney
Now, what’s a Duffle Bag Boy? Is that a slang term?
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Translation a boy with a murse (Man purse)
@Valenne
See, that’s another good reason not to have a MySpace page. That’s crazy!
Sydney
HEY!
crazy mayne
http://www.anythingblack.net
@ sydney
i know but you know damn well that some people put some crazy pictues ont heir myspace! Its like they are looking for a husband or to be raped or somethin!
@M-Daddy
Thanks again, Oh Wise One, lol. I’m still trying to decipher these lyrics:
If I Dont Nuthin Imma Ball
I’m Countin All Day Like A Clock On The Wall
Now Go And Get Your Money Little Duffle Bag Boy
I give up. . .I’m going to stick with my Tribe (Called Quest).
@M-dADDY
LOL, the one where I printed out 80 pages of Bossip threads and my boss was standing there watching me.
sickofit(Check me out!)
B.E.T should just change their names to MTV2. The nominations are BS. This is like back in the day when MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice were winning the best hip hop artist awards on MTV. B.E.T needs to rename some of their category.
1. “My Mama said I can sing – No talent award”
2. “That beat was hot but the vocals were…..award”
3. “The album that talk about the same sh!t in every song award”
4. “The shake that azz award – Who said azz or booty the most in one song award.”
5. “The how did you get a record deal award”
6. “The Get a clue, your career is over award”
7. And last but not least, “Fucking for tracks award”
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Now those are some real categories! LMAO!
@$moK.E.Y.
Hey, sis! Put some clothes on! j/k
@Valenne
Girl, I don’t even check out MySpace. It scares me, like it’s demonic or something. I’m serious.
@ Re
Why was I sitting on the edge of my seat, scrolling frantically to read the rest of your story!!!! LOL! Wow…and I thought stuff like that only happened to me!
@Sydney
LOL, ahhhh, the good times.
@Smokey
Hey you, you should read my story as well, scroll up and read my story of this morning. You were involved in it
Sydney(Check me out!)
Girl, I don’t even check out MySpace. It scares me, like it’s demonic or something. I’m serious.
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Don’t f*ck with Myspace! I swear it’s like crack!
@Re
@M-dADDY
LOL, the one where I printed out 80 pages of Bossip threads and my boss was standing there watching me.
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Why did I almost do the same thing? I was trying to print a customers quote and almost printed Bossip comments. SMDH
Sydney
I dont mess with myspace or facebook. Never been into that.
Re
what time did u post the story?
@getyourhandouttamypocket
Don’t worry, I won’t! I’ve tried to look at some pages, and my eyes start getting blurry, and I know people post all kinds of stuff that I don’t wish to see.
@$moK.E.Y.
Is that you in your gravie, by the way?
@getyourhandouttamypocket
Lol, did you comment on that thread as well? It was like all of Bossip bloggers came out of my printer.
@M-Daddy
@Re
@Smokey
@Valenne
Good Afternoon Ya’ll!! Happy Friday, WooHoo!!! What is up with T-Pain’s outfit? He look funny as hell. What is up with these floridians?
@Smokey
10:44 am- It’s about three posts long.
@ Sydney(Check me out!)
@M-Daddy
Thanks again, Oh Wise One, lol. I’m still trying to decipher these lyrics:
If I Dont Nuthin Imma Ball
I’m Countin All Day Like A Clock On The Wall
Now Go And Get Your Money Little Duffle Bag Boy
I give up. . .I’m going to stick with my Tribe (Called Quest).
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Ok let me break this down.
1. If I Dont Nuthin Imma Ball: translation He likes to play basketball and has dreams of plying in the NBA
2. I’m Countin All Day Like A Clock On The Wall: translation He is not very good at math or tellin time so he is dedicated to learning
3. Now Go And Get Your Money Little Duffle Bag Boy : translation He left his murse in the house and would like some one to get it for him
@Re
Do you remember this?
Honey, check it out, you got me mesmerized/With your black hair and fat-a** thighs/Street poetry is my everyday/But yo, I gotta stop when you trot my way/If I was workin at the club you would not pay/Aiyyo, my man phife diggy, he got somthin to say
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
Hey you! Check out my 10:44am story above.
@Sydney
ELECTRIC RELAXATION!!!!!!!!!!
@M-Daddy
LMAO! You’re on a roll today. So he’s admitting that he has a “murse?” He breastfeeds, and he also carries a purse? Can the manly men stand up?
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
BROOKLYN’S IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok this is my last day to vent so I’m going out with a bang
@Sydney
Aye yo I like em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Asian (or is it Hatian?) Oh no, I’ve failed you again *taking the walk of shame*
@Re
You got it! Relax yourself. . .
@ Re(Check me out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
Hey you! Check out my 10:44am story above.
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Okay, but I live on the East Coast… It might be a different time for me, but I will check.
Re(Check me out!)
@getyourhandouttamypocket
Lol, did you comment on that thread as well? It was like all of Bossip bloggers came out of my printer
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Chile, I probably did. I live on Bossip. Lol!
LMAO @ Re
I’m trying not to laugh out loud — sista, I think it’s Haitian, but same thing, they liked the rainbow. . .
@Re
Here’s another one: Aiyyo Bo knows this (what?) and Bo knows that (what?)/But Bo don’t know jack, cause Bo can’t rap/Well whaddya know, so whaddaya know? the Di-Dawg is first up to bat/No batteries included, and no strings attached/No holds barred, no time for move fakin/Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon/Brothers front, they say the Tribe can’t flow
@Re
DAYUMMMMMM!!!!!! I would have went #2 on myself if that happened to me. LOL I’m not laughing at you I’m laughing with you LMAO
@ Re(Check me out!)
*shredded*
@Southern Belle and Bree
My face was hot and red, lol. This felt like something on a movie.
Moral of the story to Bossip bloggers, please don’t accidentally hit the print button when you’re on Bossip. LOL
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LOL!! That is sooooooo f***ed up, lol!! Funny as hell though
yo brooklyn!
Okay, I’ve been gone for a minute and did a quick scroll…the story of the day goes to Re. OMG, I would have had a heart attack. If your boss did notice anything, I doubt he’ll think too long and hard about it…after all, he’s probably got more pressing issues at hand.
Reminds me of the time a colleague made a nasty comment about one of our clients and accidentally sent her the email. She was mortified!! LOL, from that, now I always type the body of my emails, THEN add in the addresses cause all it takes is one slip of the finger…:-)
@M-DADDY’S OAKLAND’S FINEST’S AKA F.B.I. (ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)(Check me out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
BROOKLYN’S IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok this is my last day to vent so I’m going out with a bang
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Do you big dawg!! Question? Are you venting like that Coors Light commercial?
@Sydney
@Re
Here’s another one: Aiyyo Bo knows this (what?) and Bo knows that (what?)/But Bo don’t know jack, cause Bo can’t rap/Well whaddya know, so whaddaya know? the Di-Dawg is first up to bat/No batteries included, and no strings attached/No holds barred, no time for move fakin/Gots to get the loot so I can bring home the bacon/Brothers front, they say the Tribe can’t flow
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Now you takin a brotha back
@ Re(Check me out!)
@Sydney
Aye yo I like em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Asian (or is it Hatian?) Oh no, I’ve failed you again *taking the walk of shame*
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It’s Haitian buddy.
Bonita applebum, remember way back woo…
When you used to play your knickers and your pigtail do
I used to be all on it like a fly
Back in the days, bonita was a hit
I flirted and i flirted till there was no end
But she kicked the diabolical and said we was friends
Hunny, you was funny, but i’m tired of that
It’s three years later, i got a new rap
Got a little older, a taint bit wiser
I gained twenty pounds, six inches higher
Speakin of higher, i saw you sunk a hootie mack
Your ex-boyfriend claims he gets the booty back
But i’m here to testify, it’ll be a hard try
Slappin my knees, lettin out sighs
Wanna keep you bangin like a hip hop song
Bonita applebum, you gotta put me on
I’m all that and then some, short dark and handsome, bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from… GREAT SONG, lol!!
@M-Daddy
Go with the flow. . .Go M-Daddy, it’s your birthday. . .Rap for us
@M-Daddy
Oh, you already started, LMAO! Go, go, go. . .
@Brooklyn, Stand Up!
You, too
Represent!
People give your ears so I be sublime
Its enjoyable to know you and the concubine
Niggaz, take off your coats ladies, act like gems
Sit down, indian style, as we recite these hymns
See, lyrically Im mario andretti on the mo-mo
Ludicrously speedy, or infectious with the slow-mo
Heard me in the eighties, j beez on the promo
On my never endin quest to get the paper on the
Caper
But now, let me take it to the queens side
Im takin it to brooklyn side
All the residential questers to invade the way
Hold up a second son, cuz we almost there
You can be a black man and lose all your soul
You can be white and blue but don’t crap the roll
See my shit is universal, if you got knowledge and
Dolo
Of delf for self, see there’s no one else
Who can drop it on the angle, acute at that
So, do that, do that, do do that that that(come on)
Do that, do that, do do that that that(ok)
Do that, do that, do do that that that
Im buggin out, so let me get back cuz Im wettin
Niggaz
So run and tell the others cuz we are the brothas
I learned how to build mics in my workshop class
So give me this award, and lets not make it the
Last
G-Daddy Rep. you sh*t, LOL!! I’m off to lunch ya’ll… Be back in a few. Don’t hurt em’ G-Daddy!!
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
That last one was for you dawg
@Sydney(Check me out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand Up!
You, too Represent!
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No Doubt, lol… Let me get my grub on first, LOL.
@Negrodamus Believes he bites. his picture is evident.BITE BITE BITE deez nutz
day laborers i’m so for the american laborman. i’m all for the hard working, negroid you stupid. anything a man makes that moves the crowd and gets them through they job i big it up. Wayne he is all for small minds like you, like a white boi you criticize instead of coming with solutions. where’s your so called real hip-hop, where’s that staying power you cop. get some staying power. and trust, watch me do me, here everyday hard work it always pays off. get it shawty. all for the Unions ooooohhh
Now I have to rep for my west side bay area fam
@M-Daddy
Award Tour!! That’s my jam.
Sydney
No this is not me. I just liked the tattoos. I wish her blouse was a little lower though. Yeah tribe called quest!
Re
im sure my pic of a half naked womans torso didnt help much when the printer was pouring out 80+ pages of uncensored blogs.
Brooklyn
Wassup
6am
hello
Negrodamus
glad to have all you(s) back. lol
Coolin on the corner with the cellular phone you can tell that the east
Bay was his home
More mail than the rest of the pushers, ’cause he’s got a technine in the
Bushes
And that’s how the shit was handled, first name jack, last name daniels
Had two boys named e and j, e had the nine and j the ak
Clocked on a street called hennessey, robs with a mother fucker named
O.e.
E had a bitch and her name was gin, had a nigga named juice doin time
In the pen
You couldn’t tell that gin was a bitch though, ’cause she was fuckin some
Nigga named cisco
E and j knew tonight they’d come with two fat niggas named bacardi and
Rum
The cap jacks hoe and the sight was scary, the bitch was all bloody
And her name was mary
Officer martini wiped up the body, and all fingers pointed at rum and
Bacardi
E and j told jack the hotel, so jack tried to bail juice out of the jail
But ol? e had the judge on the payroll clout, so jack shot the judge up
And rolled juice out
Now everybody’s talking ’bout gin and juice, juice shot gin ’cause the
Bitch was loose
Now e is shook thinkin they ain’t gonna get me, I’ll round up the posse
And call up mickey
Mickey was big, he only sold 8 balls, had 99 niggas up against the wall
E and j found out he made the call so e and j and jack and juice nined
Them all
They were sent to the morgue and mickey paid the bill, got the money
From the bitch (? reckless? ) strawberry hill
Jack and juice said mickey wouldn’t survive, but mickey was slick he
Had a colt 45
And now he’s wonderin how he got the word, it was the neighborhood wino
Thunderbird
You wonder how the murder rap got so much juice, it was a hundred and
Eighty-seven proof , check it out
for those who dont know that is my East bay dawg Spice 1
@Negrodamus when you gonna get some rythm young? the south is winning and cats is upset, i know, i know. the hate runs crazy when you leave the south. Why all the black colleges is in the South? you fool!
@$m♥K.E.Y.
DANG!!!!! SMOKE what about me??????? I’m hurt.
M-DADDY, CALI, OAK TOWNS FINEST’S
SORRY
HI, waving
M-DADDY’S OAKLAND’S FINEST’S AKA F.B.I. (ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)(Check me out!)
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What u know ’bout that Spice 1? Lol!
as for this post…
I can see why whites no longer need do black face
we got so many jigga boos in the industry of our own kind
clowning us as people. BAMBOOZLED
@M-Daddy
Can you do some old school Dre/Snoop? Chronic?
@getyourhandouttamypocket
What u know ’bout that Spice 1? Lol!
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Thats my era. LOL I got more if you would like me to entertain you further LOL
@$moK.E.Y.
Girl, I was going to ask you if you do pilates or do personal training on the side — that torso is toned! lol
@EVERYONE
Alrighty then everyone, update while I was away from the computer:
My boss asked me to do somthing on the computer, and while he was standing there, he says, “So what was that jammed in the printer?”
I just died. And when I came back to life, I tried to look cool, but my face was red as a chili pepper, and I said, “Lieutenant Colonel Moser sir, I have no
idea. People just waste our paper here with their nonsense.”
Moral of the last story: Never accidentally hit print when you’re on Bossip @ your job.
Moral of this story: If your boss asks you a question about something you did wrong earlier without stating that he/she knows you’ve done it, then he knows you’ve done it.
And with that, everyone have a lovely weekend, and tty all soon!
~Re`
I like the cipher in here!
@BET all the nominations other than Jay and Fab and the L.O.X. must come outta the south. must! who did it better than Tpain, Jeezy, Luda, shawty lo, Rocko, etc…. T.i. plies, rick ross yes soulja boy, timberland, cris brown, dream, lil wayne, birdman, lil boosie, outkast, weebie, shit is countless. sun keep it funky. where you at hap? I know I know where your artist from? Negroid cotton grows where? GET A MAP! DA SOUTH is KING nuff said.
@Re
Omigod, girl! I’m so, so sorry.
It’s OK. I’ve definitely been there. Brush your shoulders off like Obama and keep it moving. Have a great weekend!
@Sydney(Check me out!)
@M-Daddy
Can you do some old school Dre/Snoop? Chronic?
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I’m on it
How can you hate the music thats not talking that kill kill shit? Tpain putting in work nuf said.
@M-Daddy
Thank you, Mr. DJ. Last night, a deejay saved my life. . .
T-Pain shouldnt get an award for anything on a national level, the n**ga ripped of Roger Trautmans/ZAPP style, sold it to masses of uneducated deep south mofo’s, he sounds horrible live nothing like those records, he’s the ringleader of a movement to keep real talented artist off the radio and like a pied piper he’s leading unknowing kids who buy his sh*t into a cycle of more dumbed down noise.
Please people recognize real rap, not this “Coon show” the deep south sends out as music.
6am, I dont care if you bama ass mofo’s hate me, it just means you hate the truth!
One, two, three and to the fo’
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do’
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(’Cause you know about to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain’t nuthin’ but a “G” thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc’ed out niggas so we’re craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don’t try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I’ma let ‘em understand
from a young G’s perspective
And before me dig out a bitch I have ta’ find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin’ her man
and learnin’ her man – and at the same time burnin’ her man
Now you know I ain’t with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain’t no pussy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it
(Yeah) And that’s realer than Real-Deal Holyfield
And now you hooka’s and ho’s know how I feel
Well if it’s good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I’ll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
Maybe there should be one BET Awards for the south and one for “Normal” black people. kinda like the BET HIPHOP Awards, thats some ignorant sh*t!
And my favorite:
You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain’ with no marriage and a weddin’ ring,
I be a player fo’ life so where’s my wife,
Prob’ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
’cause she must be smokin’ and I’m not jokin’
Too Short baby comin’ straight from Oakland,
Got way mo’ bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
’cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn’t give you joint,
Bitches ain’ shit and now I made my point,
So you can light that weed,
While I spit this rap,
And tell you ’bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,
Now I’m grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin’ freaky in the right situations,
You wanna rap well that’s a nice occupation,
To git pussy when you want ‘n how you want it foo’
’cause I was fuckin’ ugly hoes back in high schoo’
I used to fuck young-ass hoes,
Used to be broke and didn’t have no clothes,
Now I fuck top notch bitches,
Tellin’ stories ’bout rags to riches,
’bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set,
Been mackin’ fo’ years ‘n ain’t fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin’ in my drop top caddy,
Throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
’cause I never would fron’ on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
Bitches come a dime a dozen,
So don’t get mad when I fuck your cousin,
Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch,
Short Dog in the house with some player shit
@M-Daddy
Aw sookie now! That reminds me of the jams that made me sweat out my relaxer.
Before we do more West Coast, this is my last entry in today’s cipher from the one and only, Eric B. and Rakim.
Jokers are wild if you wanna be tamed
I treat you like a child then you’re gonna be named
Another enemy, not even a friend of me
Cuz you’ll get fried in the end when you pretend to be
Competin’ cuz I just put your mind on pause
and I complete when – you compare my rhyme wit yours
I wake you up and as I stare in your face you seem stunned
Remember me, the one you got your idea from
But soon you start to suffer, the tune’ll get rougher
When you start to stutter that’s when you had enuff of
Biting, it’ll make you choke, you can’t provoke
You can’t cope, you should’ve broke because I ain’t no joke
@ Sydney
OHHH now you tryin to get serious on me LOL What you know about this one??
Actually, I just remembered this Slick Rick classic, and that’s it from me.
Here we go,
Once upon a time not long ago,
When people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
When laws were stern and justice stood,
And people were behavin like they ought ta good,
There lived a lil boy who was misled,
By anotha lil boy and this is what he said:
Me & you, ty, we gonna make sum cash,
Robbin old folks and makin ah dash,
They did the job, money came with ease,
But one couldnt stop, its like he had a disease,
He robbed another and another and a sista and her
Brotha,
Tried to rob a man who was a d.t. undercover,
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
He said keep still, boy, no need for static,
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
But little did he know the lil boy was strapped,
The kid pulled out a gun, he said whyd ya hit me
@M-Daddy
See, there are many sides to me. *wink* I like a little bit of everything.
Knick knack patty whack give a dog a bone
Yo, don’t give him nothing but a microphone
Don’t stop, i’m not finished yet
You said i’m not the e, you wanna make a bet?
Remember this: lounge, you in the danger zone
I figured you would, now leave me alone
You pick and you wish on a four-leaf clover
To be the e double e over and over
You’re intrigued by the way i do my thing
(do what?) pick up the mic high and make it swing
I have the capability to rap and chill
Cold wax and tax mc’s who tend to act ill
It’s like a diggum smack
Smack me and i’ll smack you back
I get goosebumps when the bassline thumps
A sucker mc arrives, now it’s time for lunch
When i’m cooling on the scene, i notice one thing
I’m not bounce, so sucker mc’s cling
I consider myself better than average
Yo, i rock the mic like a wild beast savage
@Sydney
NOT RICKY D!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT ME IN HERE ON ONE!!!!!
@M-Daddy
Wow, you’re flowing, bruh! You feel better?
@Sydney
@M-Daddy
Wow, you’re flowing, bruh! You feel better?
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Actually yes I do. I guess its some truth to the saying that music soothes the savage beast LMAO
i have one…..
Sip the juice cuz I got enough to go around,
And the thought takes place uptown
I grew up on the sidewalk where I learned street talk,
And then taught to hawk New York-
I go to Queens for queens to get the crew from Brooklyn,
Make money in Manhattan and never been tooken,
Go Uptown and the Bronx to boogie down,
Get strong on the Island, recoupe, and lay around.
Time to bulid my juice back up-
Props back up, suckers get smacked up
Don’t doubt the clout, you know what I’m about
Knocking niggaz off, knocking niggaz out
Shaking em up, waking em up
Raking em up, breaking em up…
Standing on shaky grounds too close to the edge
Let’s see if I know the ledge
Corners’ trifling ’cause shorty’s here
I get cock-d liffin’ forty’s of beer;
Here’s a sip for the crew that’s deceased,
If I get revenge, then they rest in peace.
Somebody’s got to suffer, I just might spare one-
And give a brother a fair one!
Stay alert and on “p’s”.
And I do work with these- like Hercules,
Switch to southpaw, split your right jaw
‘Cause I don’t like y’all, I’m hype when night fall.
Smooth but I move like an army
Bulletproof down in case brothers try to bomb me,
Putting brothers to rest like Elliot ness
‘Cause I don’t like stress
Streets ain’t a place for innocent bystanders to stand
Nutting’s gonna stop the plan
I’ll chill like Pacino, kill like DeNiro
Black Gambino, die like a hero
Living on shaky grounds too close to the edge
Let’s see if I know the ledge!
Shells lay around on the battleground
Dead bodies are found throughout the town.
Tried to put shame in my game to make a name, I’m a
Put it on a bullet, put it in your brain.
Rip the block like a buckshot,
Who cares where it goes, just keep the casket closed,
No remorse when a life is lost
I paid my dues- paid the cost!
…And my pockets are still fat,
Wherever I’m at, I get the welcome mat.
Even if my crew steep with one deep
I attract attention, people like to peep
So come say hi to the badguy
Don’t say goodbye, I don’t plan to die!
‘Cause I get loose and I got troops
And crazy juice!
In control of many like Ayatollah Khomeini
Hang out wit Smith and Wesson, don’t try to play me.
I’m at war alot, like Anwar Sadat..
But no warning shot, my gun is warm alot.
When I cook beef, the smoke will never clear,
Areas in fear but this here’s a fear!
Living life too close to the edge
Hoping that I know the ledge….
A brand new morn, no time to yawn
Shower’s on, power’s on
Late for school, I catch the train
Girls sip “Cristal” and whisper my name
I push up like an exercise,
Check the intellect and inspect the thighs
Select the best one, pull her to the side
Keep her occupied for the rest of the ride
Read my resume she’s know I’m ‘ready cool
Just meet me after school,
We can moan and groan until your mom come home ,
And you be calling me Al “dope” Capone.
Sweatin’ me, she didn’t want to let me loose-
Come get me, that’s if you want to sip the juice
Cause the streets await me, so I take my gun off safety
Cause alot of niggaz hate me
Coming out of the building, they set me up
Sprayed wit automatics, they wet me up
In a puddle of blood, I lay close to the edge
I guess I didn’t know the ledge….
I been through mad different phases like Mazes
to find my way & now I know that happy days are not far away
If I’m strong enough I’ll live long enough to see my kids
doing something more constructive with they time
than bids I know because I been there
now I’m in there sit back & look
at what it took for me to get there
First came the bullshit the drama with my mama
she got on some fly shit so I split
and said that I’ma be that seed
that doesn’t need much to succeed
strapped with mad greed and a heart that doesn’t bleed
I’m ready for the world or at least I thought I was
baggin’ niggas when I caught a buzz
not thinking about how short I was
Going too fast it wouldn’t last but yo I couldn’t tell
group homes & institutions, prepared my ass for jail
They put me in a situation forcin’ me to be a man
when I was just don’t understand without a helpin’ hand
Damn, was it my fault, somethin’ I did
to make a father leave his first kid at 7 doin’ my first bid?
Back on the scene at 14 with a scheme
to get more cream than I’d ever seen in a dream
and by all means I will be living high off the hog
and I never gave a fuck about much but my dawg
That’s my only motha fucka I had offered my last
Just another little nigga headed nowhere fast
M-daddy + Sydney+ Re
guess who?
@M-Daddy
LOL, yes, music does have healing qualities. I always feel better when I play my favorite songs. It just puts me in a calm zone.
SMOKE DAWG IN THIS BIOTCH!!!!!!!
@$moK.E.Y.
Girl, that looks familiar, but I need a hint, lol.
@ m-daddy
lol
@ $m♥K.E.Y.
I know who that is because I just heard the song the other day I just cant remember
Hint: The Microphone Fiend
I’m still trying to guess M-daddys last one…
WOW!!!@ the randomness of the nominations
-when your really think about it, there aren’t really alot of groups out there.. everybody went solo or broke up…I just hope the talented wins awards that night!!
@ $m♥K.E.Y.
My last one was The Dark Man DMX
@m-daddy
okay well im not good with him. so i lose.lol
give up?
@$m♥K.E.Y.(Check me out!)
@m-daddy
okay well im not good with him. so i lose.lol
give up?
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Its Rakim the song from movie Juice
@$m♥K.E.Y.
I listen to music on Yahoo, 80’s hip hop and that song is definately in the rotation
CORRECT!
Really I will have to start checking out yahoo music now,
thank you 4 the info.
When I was five years old I realized there was a road
At the end I will win lots of pots of gold
Never took a break, never made a mistake
Took time to create cos there’s money to make
To be a billionaire takes hard work for years
Some nights I shedded tears while I sent up prayers
Been through hard times, even worked part time
In a ?seafood? store sweepin floors for dimes
I was sort of a porter takin the next man’s order
Breakin my back for ?a shack for headquarters?
All my manpower for four bucks an hour
Took the time, I wrote rhymes in the shower
Shoes are scoffed cos the road gets rough
But I’ma rock it til my pockets ain’t stuffed enough
All the freaks wouldn’t speak cos my checks was weak
They would turn the other cheek so I started to seek
A way to get a play, and maybe one day
I’ll be performin up a storm for a decent pay
No matter how it seems I always kept the dream
All the girlies scream and suckas get creamed
Dreamed about it for five years straight
Finally I got a break and cut my first plate
The road ain’t yellow and there ain’t no witches
My name is Kool G Rap, I’m on the road to the riches
@$m♥K.E.Y.
CORRECT!
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OH OH WHAT DO I IN????!!!
to my family mdaddy, brookynnn mojojo, the ral lauren and the rest happy friday!!!
@mdaddy
u rap son, sj*t i rap too!! LMAOO
YO YO YO YO YO
SON SON SON SON
OKAY WAIT CLEARING THROAT
YO YO YO YO
YO YO YO YO
YO YEA YEA
YO YO OKAY
TURN MY MIC UP
YO YO YO
I SAID TURN IT UP NI&&A
YO YO YO
opps I meant win
@m-daddy
is that karrine steffans baby daddy and ex husband?
@M-Daddy
Uh-oh, you brought in Kool G. OK, I said I was leaving, but this is fun.
This is someone I had a HUGE crush on back in the day — Special Ed.
I am the magnificent!
I’m the magnificent with the sensational style
And I can go on and on for like a mile, a minute
I get in it like a car and drive
And if the record is smash, I can still survive
’cause I’m the man of steel on the wheel that you’re steerin’
Or rather playin’ on the record that you’re hearin’
You might not understand what I’m saying at first
So action love, put it in reverse
WIN?
i dont know
@the real dre
@mdaddy
u rap son, sj*t i rap too!! LMAOO
YO YO YO YO YO
SON SON SON SON
OKAY WAIT CLEARING THROAT
YO YO YO YO
YO YO YO YO
YO YEA YEA
YO YO OKAY
TURN MY MIC UP
YO YO YO
I SAID TURN IT UP NI&&A
YO YO YO
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LMAO my co-worker is watching Dave Chappell on You Tube right now
@ $m♥K.E.Y.
@m-daddy
is that karrine steffans baby daddy and ex husband?
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Who????
@ Sydney
Classic
LOL! You all are killing me today!
BTW, Karrine’s baby daddy is Kool G Rap.
I agree 1 thousand percents with ur remarks!@SMH!!!danit kane day 26 and wats their names?…..have NOT even PAID any DUES and they just got lucky cause they DAMN SURE AINT NOOOOOOO SINGERS!!!day 26 as well!.we will ALL see danity kane wont last as well as day 26 and wats their names???? the music bizz IS NOT about TALENT anymore!!! ANYBODY can just make a record nowadays!and it is a PURE DISGRACE!!!as far as ”girl groups” EN VOUGUE and Destinys Child harmonized BEUTIFULLY!any-1 else……NOT!!!just pretty faces!!!and as far ”guy groups”BOYZS 2 MEN”was almost like the second coming of the temptations!!THE MUSIC BIZ IS NOW MAKIN FAST TRACKS WITH ONLYMUSIC COMPUTERS!!!The world will see that these above mentioned so called”artists’ will be on the ”where r they now?”program in less then 5yrs!!u see Sean Combs is NOT hot with his artists like the days of old…did u pple see how the day26 guys sounded solo?.lolz!!!danity kane.yeah u girls too!.i will say this!..out of those girls only 1 will probably stay in the bizz fo a long time and as 4 day26?..they will be opening up 4 acts in some small theather.The legends are FULLY AWARE on wats going on with these new ”artists’ sooo sad pple1
And I have to represent for my sista emcees.
The ladies will kick it, the rhyme that is wicked
Those that don’t know how to be pros get evicted
A woman can bear you, break you, take you
Now it’s time to rhyme, can you relate to
A sister dope enough to make you holler and scream
[Monie Love]
Ayo, let me take it from here, Queen…
Excuse me but I think I’m about do
To get into precisely what I am about to do
I’m conversating to the folks that have no whatsoever clue
So listen very carefully as I break it down for you
Merrily merrily merrily merrily hyper happy overjoyed
Pleased with all the beats and rhymes my sisters have employed
Slick and smooth throwing down the sound totally a yes
Let me state the position: Ladies first, yes? (Yes)
@m-daddy
Kool G Rap
@ $m♥K.E.Y.(Check me out!)
@m-daddy
Kool G Rap
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WELL SLAP MY FACE AND CALL ME SUZY. I never knew that.
Are you ready?
Yo, Hurb, take it from the top
One, two…
My mic sound nice, check one
My mic sound nice, check two
My mic sound nice, check three
Are you ready to rock-rock y’all
To the beat y’all?
A-keep on and you don’t stop
Rockin’ on, keep rockin’ on
I’m the queen on the mic, and it’s true when I say
That the Pepa MC is here to stay
And you know if I was a book I would sell
Cuz every curve on my body got a story to tell
Yeah, word ‘em up, w-word ‘em up
Cuz I’m so fly, nobody can deny
The girl hasn’t been born that can deal with I
Me, Sandy D., undoubtably def
Don’t need to be dressed, I’m fresh to the flesh
Yes, so tough you know it is a must
Now Salt, get on the mic, and tell ‘em why you go crush
@ Sydney
LADIES FIRST!!!!!!!!
@mdaddy
LMAO my co-worker is watching Dave Chappell on You Tube right now
glad to make u laugh brother!!!! big up to t-pain, u gotta give him alittle credit for being around every remixes thou!!! kudos to him!!!!
Suzy
For all you sucker MC’s perpetratin a FRAUD
Your rhymes are cold wack and keep the crowd cold lost
You’re the kind of guy that girl ignored
I’m drivin Caddy, you fixin a FORD
My name is Joseph Simmons but my middle name’s Lord
and when I’m rockin on the mic, you should all applaud
Because we’re (wheelin, dealin, we got a funny feelin)
We rock from the floor up the ceilin
We groove it (you move it) it has been proven
We calmed the seven seas because our music is SOOTHIN
We create it (relate it) and often demonstrate it
We’ll diss a sucker MC make the other suckers hate it
We’re rising (suprising) and often hypnotizing
We always tell the truth and then we never slip no lies in
No curls (no braids) peasy-head and still get paid
Jam Master cut the record up and down and cross-fade
@M-Daddy
Ladies First, Yes? Yes. . .ooh, ladies first, ladies first. . .ooh, ladies first, ladies first. ..
Come, get some, you little bum
I take the cake but you can’t get a crumb
from the poetic, authentic, superior
Ultimate – and all that good shit
I’m the original, Asiatic, acrobatic
There you have it, now get dramatic
Creatin drama when I’m on the scene
And I pack em in mean, like Bruce Springsteen
I profile a style that’s mild and meanwhile
put on trial a rap pile to exile
Make you tumble and stumble, in a rumble just CRUMBLE
@the real dre
glad to make u laugh brother!!!! big up to t-pain, u gotta give him alittle credit for being around every remixes thou!!! kudos to him!!!!
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No doubt brotha. Pain and Weezy are everywhere
@M-Daddy
No, you didn’t break out the Run DMC!!!
Run DMC?
I had to throw in some REV. RUN
OK I have a super duper oldie. CHECK THIS OUT:
If your woman steps out with another man,
(That’s the breaks, that’s the breaks)
And she runs off with him to Japan,
(That’s the breaks, that’s the breaks)
And the IRS says they want to chat,
(That’s the breaks, that’s the breaks)
And you can’t explain why you claimed your cat,
(That’s the breaks, that’s the breaks)
And Ma Bell sends you a whopping bill
(That’s the breaks, that’s the breaks)
With eighteen phone calls to Brazil,
(That’s the breaks, that’s the breaks)
And you borrowed money from the mob,
(That’s the breaks, that’s the breaks)
And yesterday you lost your job,
(That’s the breaks, that’s the breaks)
Well, these are the breaks,
Break it up, break it up, break it up!
@ M DADDY OH YOU AT IT AGAIN
Brooklyn….. Bust A Nut! you still here .. holla at your girl!!!
@M-Daddy
Now you really took me back. . .My Adidas. . .:)
curtis blow!
@M-Daddy
Go Deejay! *doing the cabbage patch*
*and the Running Man*
@ $m♥K.E.Y.
curtis blow!
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CORRECT!!!
@Sydney
*and the Running Man*
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I was doing the whop. LOL
@ SMOKEY
I wanna play! LOL
Big Daddy Kane
It’s like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin’ under
It’s like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin’ under
Broken glass everywhere
People pissin’ on the stairs, you know they just don’t care
I can’t take the smell, can’t take the noise
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat
I tried to get away but I couldn’t get far
‘cuz a man with a tow truck repossessed my car
Don’t push me ‘cuz I’m close to the edge
I’m trying not to lose my head
Uh huh ha ha ha
It’s like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin’ under
@intuitivepisces
Come on and join on in
LOL @ M-Daddy
I’m trying to find some Public “Enema” and some Kid n’ Play. . .
I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
At second hands, moms bounced on old men
So then we moved to Shaolin land
A young youth, yo rockin the gold tooth, ‘Lo goose
Only way, I begin to gee off was drug loot
And let’s start it like this son, rollin with this one
And that one, pullin out gats for fun
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smokin woolies at sixteen
And running up in gates, and doing hits for high stakes
Making my way on fire escapes
No question I would speed, for cracks and weed
The combination made my eyes bleed
No question I would flow off, and try to get the dough all
Sticking up white boys in ball courts
My life got no better, same damn ‘Lo sweater
Times is ruff and tuff like leather
Figured out I went the wrong route
So I got with a sick ass click and went all out
Catchin keys from across seas
Rollin in MPV’s, every week we made forty G’s
Yo nigga respect mine, or anger the tech nine
Ch-chick-POW! Move from the gate now
what about the WOP or the ALF?
Had to mix in a little Wu tang Clan
@SMOKEY
$m♥K.E.Y.(Check me out!)
Come, get some, you little bum
I take the cake but you can’t get a crumb
from the poetic, authentic, superior
Ultimate – and all that good shit
I’m the original, Asiatic, acrobatic
There you have it, now get dramatic
Creatin drama when I’m on the scene
And I pack em in mean, like Bruce Springsteen
I profile a style that’s mild and meanwhile
put on trial a rap pile to exile
Make you tumble and stumble, in a rumble just CRUMBLE
JAYS-Z LYRICS LMAOOOOOO!!!!!
@Sydney
LOL @ M-Daddy
I’m trying to find some Public “Enema” and some Kid n’ Play.
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Here you go:
Back
Caught you lookin’ for the same thing
It’s a new thing – check out this I bring
Uh Oh the roll below the level
‘Cause I’m livin’ low next to the bass, C’mon
Turn up the radio
They claim that I’m a criminal
By now I wonder how
Some people never know
The enemy could be their friend, guardian
I’m not a hooligan
I rock the party and
Clear all the madness, I’m not a racist
Preach to teach to all
‘Cause some they never had this
Number one, not born to run
About the gun…
I wasn’t licensed to have one
The minute they see me, fear me
I’m the epitome – a public enemy
Used, abused without clues
I refused to blow a fuse
They even had it on the news
Don’t believe the hype…
VIBE
SOURCE
BET
A W A R D S
IT’S ALL ABOUT WHO GETS HIT OR STABBED
GAME VS 50 ..MAYBE DR DRE SHOWS UP AND SO DOES SUGE AND THE
HAIRDRESSER PRESENTS AN AWARD
WERE BROOKLYN @ WERE BROOKLYN @
Bringing it back to the West Coast:
Here’s a little somethin’ bout a nigga like me
never shoulda been let out the penititary
Ice Cube would like ta say
That I’m a crazy mutha fucka from around the way
Since I was a youth I smoked weed out
Now I’m the mutha fucka that ya read about
Takin’ a life or two
that’s what the hell I do you don’t like how I’m livin
well fuck you!
This is a gang and I’m in it
My man Dre’ll fuck you up in a minute
With a right left, right left you’re toothless
And then you say goddamn they ruthless!
Everwhere we go they say [damn!]
N W A’s fuckin’ up tha program
And then you realize we don’t care
We don’t just say no, we to busy sayin’ yeah!
To drinkin’ straight out the eight bottle
Do I look like a mutha fuckin role model?
To a kid lookin’ up ta me
Life ain’t nothin but bitches and money.
Cause I’m tha type o’ nigga that’s built ta last
If ya fuck wit me I’ll put a foot in ya ass
See I don’t give a fuck ’cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the fuck are they yellin
@ M Daddy
Thanks! I’m multi-tasking right now…trying to get my Rock the Bells Tour tickets.
@M-Daddy
Thank you!
@$moK.E.Y.
I think M-Daddy was doing the wop. Now I’m doing the Smurf, lol!
whispering
*I used to do the Pee Wee Herman, but don’t tell anybody*
@M-Daddy
Wow, NWA! I was too scared to listen to them, lol.
*head bowed, fist raised*
1989 the number another summer (get down)
Sound of the funky drummer
Music hittin’ your heart cause I know you got sould
(Brothers and sisters, hey)
Listen if you’re missin’ y’all
Swingin’ while I’m singin’
Givin’ whatcha gettin’
Knowin’ what I know
While the Black bands sweatin’
And the rhythm rhymes rollin’
Got to give us what we want
Gotta give us what we need
Our freedom of speech is freedom or death
We got to fight the powers that be
Lemme hear you say
Fight the power
Chorus
As the rhythm designed to bounce
What counts is that the rhymes
Designed to fill your mind
Now that you’ve realized the prides arrived
We got to pump the stuff to make us tough
from the heart
It’s a start, a work of art
To revolutionize make a change nothin’s strange
People, people we are the same
No we’re not the same
Cause we don’t know the game
What we need is awareness, we can’t get careless
You say what is this?
My beloved lets get down to business
Mental self defensive fitness
(Yo) bum rush the show
You gotta go for what you know
Make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be
Lemme hear you say…
Fight the Power
And this was my favorite verse, especially after my mom told me the story of when Elvis said that blacks could shine his shoes.
Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant s**t to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother f**k him and John Wayne
Who is Kid Sister??????
@real dre
u meant big daddy kane right?
jay-z did use it though
also u were talking really ignorant the other day, who are you?
you was cursing my girl sydney out, why?
And this was my favorite verse, especially after my mom told me the story of when Elvis said that blacks could shine his shoes.
Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant s**t to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother f**k him and John Wayne
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PREACH
@$moK.E.Y.
Girl, shhhh. . .we’re partying today, no e-beefing. Good looking out, though, lol.
@$moK.E.Y.
That was Big Daddy Kane? I totally missed that, and I had a crush on him, too. I remember when he did that photo spread (maybe you’re too young to remember that, lol).
Who watches BET?
im out ya’ll peace and love!!!!
SYDNEY
okay fine, just asking though.
I remember the spread with Big Daddy Kane, Madonna, and another model. It was a photo to
Madonna’s book SEX, i think.lol
Kane had on some real tight draws.
@smokey
fuck that wh&re sydey and i dont care if u girls are the n*gga power puff girls of this forum!!! i did not curse @ you so back off!!!
@$moK.E.Y.
No, it was another photo spread — the mag name started with Play—-. LOL
@mdaddy brooklyn, mojojo15, the real lauren peace and love ya’ll gotta close from work!!!!
@$moK.E.Y.
LOL, I knew that would happen — first we’re the “Whorities,” and now we’re the “n**ga Power Puff Girls.”
Well, I’m a strong believer in Girl Power!
*lifting wine glass*
LIL WAYNE GON WIN DAT HIP HOP ARTIST AWARD DA MAN DA REALEST ONE OUT THERE LIL WAYNE WIN SUMTHIN
Armed and dangerous, ain’t to many can bang wit us
Straight up we know angel dust, label us notorious
Thug ass niggas that love to bust it’s strange to us
Ya’ll niggas be scrambling gambling ,up in restaurants with mandolins and violins we just sitting here tryna win, try not to sin high off weed and lots of gin so much smoke need oxygen steadily countin’ them Benjamins, nigga you should to if you knew what this game will do to you, been in this shit since 92 look at all the bullshit I been through, so called beef wit you know who, fucked a few female stars or two then I blew like niggas know I’m like Mike, Shit, Not to be fucked wit muthafucka betta duck quick cause me and my dawgs love to buck shit, fuck the luck shit, strictly aim….
@Brooklyn, Stand Up!
I don’t know why, but I just thought of Busta Rhymes, but I know that’s not right, though.
Hold on, Hold on!!!
I got one:
One heffa two heffas three heffas four
hit that bitch with a bottle
watch that head hit the floor
cuz I ain’t the type a bitch
that wanna start alot of shit
askin for the bottle action yo thats what she gon get
don’t start no shit it won’t be no shit
hypnotiq henny moet yo heffas take yo pick
attitude cuz i’m wavy and you walkin around nappy
head bussin bussin bussin like my name was lil scrappy
Guess Who the artist is?…..
Man, ya’ll are dunces and bulls#iting…
It’s “Khia” and her hit = “Hit That B#tch With A Bottle”…
Ya’ll betta recognize and “r.e.s.p.e” her…
Sydney
@$moK.E.Y.
LOL, I knew that would happen — first we’re the “Whorities,” and now we’re the “n**ga Power Puff Girls.”
Well, I’m a strong believer in Girl Power!
*lifting wine glass*
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LMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@dre
i was only asking, i know bossip is rampant with nutz, easy man, it was a question, i dont know if u are the person i saw wassup to from DC and who owes me a photo!
or if ur the impersonator. it was only a question. relax
I back guys I had to feed my belly. I see we are still spittin lyrics huh?
@Slide Like a Gator
WTH? lol. ..Not Khia. . .Shoot, I prefer Lil’ Kim over her any day.
@Sydney(Check me out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand Up!
I don’t know why, but I just thought of Busta Rhymes, but I know that’s not right, though.
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Notorious Thugs; Biggie & Bone Thugs
LETS GO DOWN SOUTH!!!!!!
I started small time, dope game, cocaine
Pushin rocks on the block, I’m never broke, mayn
Sportin jewelry and the shit that came with rollin hard
You try to school me, you’ll get fucked up with no regard
Boy, don’t test me, cause I’m tired of teachin lessons
So muthafuck you and that bullshit that you’re stressin
Cause it ain’t nothin but the money flow in this camp
And if you fuck me, you’ll forever wear a stamp
So watch your back and prepare for the hitman
Life of the black, and the Ak won’t take no shit, and
You’ll be bumped off, bucked off, no trace
On the for realer, my nigga, just call me Scarface
@M-Daddy
Yup, we’re still spittin’ lyrics, and we ain’t leaving ’til 6 in the morning. . .
Ya’ll clownin
Oh my God…
*Excuse me Doug E. Fresh
+Yes
*Have you ever seen a show with fellows on the mic
Wit one minute rhymes and don’t come out right
They bite, they’re never right, that’s not polite
Am I lying
+No, you’re quite right
*But tonight on this very night you’re about to hear
@We swear the best star rappers of the year
*So + so *cherrio +yo scream @ bravo
@Also if you didn’t know this is called the show
*Hey yo Doug + What
*Put your ballies on
+Yo Rick I was about to but I need the shoehorn
*Why + Because the shoes always hurt my corns
*6 minutes, 6 minutes, 6 minutes Doug E. Fresh you’re on
Ah ah on, ah ah on, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah on(2x)
Oh my God…
bye, night everyone!!!
@$moK.E.Y.
Bye, sis!!
6′n the morning’ police at my door
Fresh adidas squerk across the bathroom floor
Out the back window I make a escape
Don’t even get a chance to grab my old school tape
Mad with no music but happy ’cause I’m free
And the streets to a player is the place to be
Gotta knot in my pocket weighin’ at least a grand
Gold on my neck my pistols close at hand
I’m a self made monster of the city streets
Remotely controlled by hard hip hop beats
But just livin’ in the city is a serious task
Didn’t know what the cops wanted
Didn’t have the time to ask
$m♥K.E.Y.
bye, night everyone!!!
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Night night Smoke
Sydney
@M-Daddy
Yup, we’re still spittin’ lyrics, and we ain’t leaving ’til 6 in the morning. . .
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Thats what Im talkin about
@Brooklyn, Stand Up!
Sorry, I messed that up. Got any more?
Don’t get mad @ me
I don’t love em, I fuck em’
I don’t chase em’ I duck em’
I replace em’ wit another one
You had to see she keep calling me Big and my name is Jay-Z
She was all on my d*ck
Gradually I’m taking over yo bitch
Coming over yo sh*t, Got my feet up on ya sofa man
I’m eating oysters from her open hand
you coming home to dishes and empty soda cans
I got yo bitch up in my Rover man
I never kiss her, never hold her hand
in fact, I, diss her, I’m a bolder man
I’m a pimp her, it’s over man… It’s over man, It’s over man….
Is That yo Bitch???
Did you all like Black Sheep?
Engine, Engine, Number Nine,
On the New York transit line,
If my train goes off the track,
Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!
Back on the scene,
Crispy and clean,
You can try,
But then why,
Cause you can’t intervene.
@Sydney
@M-Daddy
Lovin’ the old school shit… I feel so 90’s right now, lol!!
OK, here’s another 90s jam. . .
Stop
Everybody on the floor
Just pause
Somebody in the middle
Just move
Get on down to the groove
(Doo Doo Brown) Brown
The brand new brother in town
Yeah, boy, dope sound (Doo Doo Brown)
(you got me shook up shook down shook out on your loving)
(on your loving)
I want a girl with extensions in her hair
Bamboo earrings
At least two pair
A fendi bag and a bad attitude
Thats all I need to get me in a good mood
She can walk with a switch and talk with street slang
I love it when a woman is scared to do her thing
Standing at the bus stop sucking on a lollipop
Once she gets pumping its hard to make the hottie stop
She likes to dance to the rap jam
She sweet as brown sugar with the candied yams
Honey coated complexion
Using camay
Lets hear it for the girl shes from around the way
@Sydney
LMPRAO @ Doo Doo Brown, LOL!!
Alright, alright…
So ya’ll ain’t like that other one…
How ’bout this joint right here:
Fuck dem other hoes, I’ll ride for my hoes
Bitch I’ll kill for my hoes, nigga die for my hoes
Go to war with my muthafuckin hoes
We’ll fuck your ass up, bitch you just don’t know
Represent dirty town from the south
You talkin that shit, watch your muthafuckin mouth
And talkin that shit bitch you know what I’m about
And talkin that shit will get your ass knocked out
Don’t win against the rules or the games that we play
Don’t wanna get it down, pussy hoe you gon pay
And snatch your red weave out your muthafuckin hair
And beat your ass down bitch I just don’t care
Nigga what say
[Chorus]
[repeat 4X]
Fuck dem other hoes, bitches
Those old trickin ass no makin money ass hoes
[verse]
I’m sick and tired, I’m sick and tired of this bullshit
You hoes worry bout me and who I creep with
How I suck on the dick and make him nut quick
How when I’m coming home you tryna start shit
’cause he’s not fuckin your or paying your bills
Know you sweatin the “G” the place where I live
You barking up the wrong tree, I got this nine hoe
Bitch you fuckin with me, you bout to die hoe
You hoes hatin on me ’cause I’m a real bitch
Tell it just like it is, don’t sugar coat shit
I’ll put my foot in your ass, I’ll cut your throat bitch
Then get some head for you life and get it over with
That one is for all the “Ride or Die” Chicks…
Khia is the REALEST, ya’ll better recognize or you better fake it…
Where my Khia fans at?
And she runnin’ Fingers through her hair, tryin ta call her over there but she like, F**k! That nigga!
She drop it down to the floor, I’m sayin shorty you should go, and she like F**k! That nigga!
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
LOL, I’m embarrassed now, but whenever that song came on at the party, I would become a slave to the rhythm.
Negrodamus Believes singer “The Dream” is formidable.
@Slide Like a Fresh Pair of Gators
Oh, Lawd, if we’re going to go that route, I’m going to have to pull out the real queen of the nasty genre. It’s the Queen Bee!
Yeauhhh, I Momma, Miss Ivana
Usually rock the Prada, sometimes Gabbana
Stick you for your cream and your riches
Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches
Puff Daddy pump the Hummer for the summer
I follow — in the E-Class with the goggles
96 models, Bad Click on the stroll
(Tell em how we roll) Cruise control
Nuttin make a woman feel betta
than Berrettas and Amarettas, butta leathers and mad cheddaz
Chillin in a Benz with my ami-gos
Tryin to stick a nigga for his pe-sos
If you say so’s, then I’m the same chick
that you wanna get with, lick up in my twat
Gotta hit the spot, if not don’t test the poom poom
nanny nanny, punanny donny, heyyy!
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
@Sydney
@M-Daddy
Lovin’ the old school shit… I feel so 90’s right now, lol!!
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I’m feelin 80’s and 90’s. I feel like puttin on my donkey rope, kangol, my Adidas and Adidas sweat suit
I got No time for fake n*ggas, just sip some crytal wit these real n*ggas, from east to west coast spread love n*ggas….
@G-Daddy
I’m feelin 80’s and 90’s. I feel like puttin on my donkey rope, kangol, my Adidas and Adidas sweat suit
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That’s a good look right there my dude, lol!! Very retro!!
Brooklyn brooklyn… where for are thou brooklyn… where are you twin???
I reminisce for a spell, or shall I say think back
22 years ago to keep it on track
The birth of a child on the 8th of October
A toast but my granddaddy came sober
Countin all the fingers and the toes
Now I suppose, you hope the little black boy grows, huh
18 years younger than my mama
But I really got beatings cause the girl loved drama
In single parenthood there I stood
By the time she was 21, had another one
This one’s a girl, let’s name her Pam
Same father as the first but you don’t give a damn
Irresponsible, plain not thinking
Papa said chill but the brother keep winking
Still he won’t down you or tear out your hide
On your side while the baby maker slide
But mama got wise to the game
The youngest of five kids, hon here it is
After 10 years without no spouse
Momma’s gettin married in the house
Listen, positive over negative for the women and master
Mother Queen’s risin a chapter
Deja vu, tell you what I’m gonna do
When they reminisce over you, my God
@My Muthaf*ckin Twinzzzz
What’s goody sis? It’s Friday!!!
@Sydney
Don’t mess with me girl…
Khia is the “Queen of the Hoodrats” and Nasty Lyrics and she got Lil’ Kim beat…
Drumroll Please…
Khia give it to ‘em girl:
Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,
*Repeat chorus a bunch of times*
First you gotta put your neck into it
Don’t stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up
So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Now if them lyrics don’t represent a Ghetto Broad with no shame in her game I don’t know what to tell you?
@Sydney
Great song! They Reminisce Over You
I know how it feel to wake up fucked up
Pockets broke as hell, another rock to sell
People look at you like youse the user
Selling drugs to all the losers, mad buddha abuser
But they don’t know about your stress-filled day
Baby on the way mad bills to pay
That’s why you drink Tanqueray; so you can reminisce
and wish, you wasn’t livin so devilish, ssshit
I remember I was just like you
Smokin blunts with my crew, flippin over 62’s
Cause G-E-D, wasn’t B-I-G
I got P-A-I-D, that’s why my moms hate me
She was forced to kick me out, no doubt
Then I figured out licks went for twenty down South
Packed up my tools for my raw power move
Glock nineteen for casket and flower moves
for chumps tryin to stop my flow
And what they don’t know will show on the autopsy
Went to see Papi, to cop me a brick
Asked for some consignment and he wasn’t tryin to hear it
Smoking mad Newports cause I’m due in court
for an assault, that I caught, in Bridgeport, New York
Catch me if you can like the Gingerbread Man
You better have your gat in hand, cause man
@Slide Like a Fresh Pair of Gators
Yeah, I think you’re right — she’s gross! lol
I had the master plan
I’m in the caravan on my way to Maryland
with my man Two-Tecs to take over this projects
They call him Two-Tecs, he tote two tecs
And when he start to bust he like to ask, “Who’s next?”
I got my honey on the Amtrak
with the crack in the crack of her ass
Two pounds of hash in the stash
I wait for hon to make some quick cash
I told her she could be Lieutenant, bitch got gassed
At last, I’m literally loungin black
Sittin back, countin double digit thousand stacks
Had to re-up; see what’s up with my peeps
Toyota Deal-a-Thon had it cheap on the Jeeps
See who got smoked, what rumors was spread
Last I heard I was dead with six to the head
Then I got the phone call, it couldn’t hit me harder
We got infiltrated, like Nino at the Carter
Heard Tec got murdered in a town I never heard of
by some bitch named Alberta over nickel-plated burners
And my bitch swear to God she won’t snitch
I told her when she hit the bricks I’ll make the hooker rich
Conspiracy, she’ll be home in three
Until then I looks out for the whole family
A true G, that’s me, blowing like a bubble;
in the everyday struggle
I’m seeing body after body and our mayor Guiliani
ain’t tryin to see no black man turn to John Gotti
My daughter use a potty so she’s older now
Educated street knowledge I’ma mold ‘er now
Trick a little dough buyin young girls fringes
Dealin with the dope fiend binges, seein syringes
in the veins; hard to explain, how I maintain
The crack smoke make my brain feel so strange
Breakin days on the set, no sweat
Drunk off Moet, can’t bag yet because it’s still wet
But when that dry, baggin five at a time
I can clock about nine on the check cashin line
I had the first and the third; rehearse that’s my word
Thick in the game, D’s knew my first name
Should I quit? Shit no! Even though they had me scared
Yo they got a eight, I gotta teck with air holes..
..and that’s just how the shit go in the struggle motherfucker
@G-Daddy
I don’t wanna live no mo!!
I had to get that off my chest
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
@G-Daddy
I don’t wanna live no mo!!
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Thats my cut
@G-Daddy
What you know bout’ that Brooklyn Sh*t, LOL!!! JK!
@Brooklyn, Stand Up!
You got it! I loved that song — it made me kind of sad when I listened to it, though.
@M-Daddy
You’re on a roll!
Brooklyn my ever lovin twin…. i had to get a new keyboard for my comp.. so i had to take it in for a day or two…. but your sis is back lovin every min of it… getting my work-out on 2 hrs a days… and i have to admit .. LOOKING GOOD! BUST_A_NUT! LOL!!
@Ms BB
Hahaha, BUST-A-NUT, LOL!!! Keep it up sis, summertime, lol. I’ve been on my work out swag for 6 months and I tell you it’s adictive looking good, lmproa
*holding up a candle for Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes*
Yo if I need it in the
morning or the middle of
the night
I ain’t 2 proud 2 beg (no)
If the lovin’ is strong then
he got it goin’ on and
I ain’t 2 proud 2 beg (no)
2 inches or a yard rock hard
or if it’s saggin’
I ain’t 2 proud 2 beg (no)
So it ain’t like I’m
braggin’ just join the
paddywagon cause
I ain’t 2 proud 2 beg, I
ain’t 2 proud 2 beg
Highside to the fullest, creepin up out tha house wit my mug on me
Lexus kinda clean crease in my jeans
Ready ta hit dis, want everybody to get wit dis
It’s goin down tonight, up in the town tonight
Rollin vegas on omega wit tha chronic sin
Rolex on my wrist because I produce hits
Got them groupies havin fits when I’m ridin past
Tank full of gas, pocket full of cash
Sideshow’s goin down tonight, made a right on 73rd
to purchase some act right, bounce back in
Crack that hen, I’m worldwide like a fifth of gin
Plus I’m in it to win, (realize), check it I’m checkin yo’ chin
Ak south seven seven
My cousin they keep it up on the block East legend
There ain’t no need to be steppin
We flow nine’n, got em all rewind’n, now they all realize’n
We ridin high side
It be astoundin, formatix around it, it paint drank down it
off the sound then you poundin, laugh and loungin
Tryin to get lit, I’m sposed ta meet my folks at the club
A cutie I tryin get that sneaky hit this bud
What would you do for love? Or is it cause I
that sickaluffa that you love, that’s why I pull to the right
To put extreme to the test, me lookin her in her eye
she was surprised it was 3X in the flesh like stein
On my collar, as I took another swallow
told tha trick to follow, let’s kick flow a matic sky
ridin hard then Helen, and they forgot that they was trailin
there wadn’t no getaway
But now, at the club, smooth sailin wit my eb’s bailin
Freakin it, all in the door worked up a sweat
She gotta pass through my fro
Went to the bar to get some mo’
Krazy juice to show it be highside when we ride
and representin the O
Fresh out the club with a dub
On the smelly ever and ready ta hit the hot tub or the telly
Got my groove on, a twist of lime blended right
Remy XO wit my lexo at the light
3 deep, Krazy till I die on my mind
Trick a nickle bag I need a 20 sack and the lime
On time when prop a position, a pimp livin
Kenneth Coles wit my bank roll, knee deep in my linen
Right befidery times puttin down fo’ the 96 bumpin hoes
down wit my six or yo’ sidekick
So ride this, West Coast till ya croak
the best hoe that ya know was next do’
Gettin bumped by the finest, 3X in my mouth shinin
Backstage Donna Karan shades, crushed diamonds
I’m climbin, 2 the top like Pac when I rhyme
Follow my path or get left fast far behind cause we highside
3X Krazy (3X Krazy), 3X Krazy (3X Krazy)
Realize, ya better recognize
Three times for ya mind
Gotta keep it, c’mon (3X)
3X Krazy (3X Krazy)
3X Krazy (3X Krazy)
Realize, ya better recognize, 3X for ya mind
Want you got you realizin
Gotta keep it
Don’t ya recognize, livin an all good life
livin while hell’s inside
yo it ain’t easy, easy, easy, easy
@ Sydney(Check me out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand Up!
You got it! I loved that song — it made me kind of sad when I listened to it, though.
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When hip hop was real and lyrics actually meant something!! Songs made you feel good no matter what the situation was.
That one is from my Oaktown homies 3 times Crazy (3XKrazy)
@G-Daddy
You trully are the man, lol… how you remember this songs?
@Sydney
LOL @ Ain’t to proud 2 beg, LOL
Brooklyn… your sis googled Bernie Mac on youtube and i was sore laughing all on the floor… you know ” my sister is on drugs.. naw i tellin like it is… i aint shame to tell ya…some of yall family members fuck… up around here too!! i aint shame to tell ya! remeber that part! ha ha !! BUST_A_NUT!!!! LOL!!!
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
@G-Daddy
What you know bout’ that Brooklyn Sh*t, LOL!!! JK!
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You aint heard?? I’m universal playa LOL
@M-DADDY’S OAKLAND’S FINEST’S AKA F.B.I. (ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)(Check me out!)
That one is from my Oaktown homies 3 times Crazy (3XKrazy)
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That shit was hot, straight fire!!
@ms braided beauty the real one givin love to my chi-town even R Kelly(Check me out!)
Brooklyn… your sis googled Bernie Mac on youtube and i was sore laughing all on the floor… you know ” my sister is on drugs.. naw i tellin like it is… i aint shame to tell ya…some of yall family members fuck… up around here too!! i aint shame to tell ya! remeber that part! ha ha !! BUST_A_NUT!!!! LOL!!!
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BUST_A_NUT!!!! LOL!!! I like what he said about his brother in court, LOL… Sum um a bitch!!
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
@G-Daddy
You trully are the man, lol… how you remember this songs?
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All I listen to is the old stuff, I cant get with this new crap.
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
I was a big TLC fan — I remember the summer when I played “Waterfalls” nearly every single day, lol. And I loved the video.
A lonely mother gazing out of the window
Staring at a son that she just can’t touch
If at any time he’s in a jam she’ll be by his side
But he doesn’t realize he hurts her so much
But all the praying just ain’t helping at all
Cause he can’t seem to keep his self out of trouble
So he goes out and he makes his money the best way he knows how
Another body laying cold in the gutter Listen to me
Chorus
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to
I know that ypu’re gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you’re moving too fast
@M-DADDY’S OAKLAND’S FINEST’S AKA F.B.I. (ALL SHADES OF BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL)(Check me out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!(Check me out!)
@G-Daddy
What you know bout’ that Brooklyn Sh*t, LOL!!! JK!
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You aint heard?? I’m universal playa LOL
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Well, you know you got mad love in BK, tru story, lol..
Play on Playa!!
@G-Daddy
All I listen to is the old stuff, I cant get with this new crap.
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We have the same thing in common cause I do the same. All I listen to is the old shyt, I can’t get wit this new shyt… It’s so WHACK!!
From the same summer of “Waterfalls”:
Shorty I’m there for you anytime you need me
For real girl, it’s me in your world, believe me
Nuttin make a man feel better than a woman
Queen with a crown that be down for whatever
There are few things that’s forever, my lady
We can make war or make babies
Back when I was nothin
You made a brother feel like he was somethin
That’s why I’m with you to this day boo no frontin
Even when the skies were gray
You would rub me on my back and say “Baby it’ll be okay”
Now that’s real to a brother like me baby
Never ever give my cootie away and keep it tight aight
And I’ma walk these dogs so we can live
In a fat ass crib with thousands of kids
Word life you don’t need a ring to be my wife
Just be there for me and I’ma make sure we
Be livin in the effin lap of luxury
I’m realizing that you didn’t have to funk wit me
But you did, now I’m going all out kid
And I got mad love to give, you my nigga
@ Sydney(Check me out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
I was a big TLC fan — I remember the summer when I played “Waterfalls” nearly every single day, lol. And I loved the video.
A lonely mother gazing out of the window
Staring at a son that she just can’t touch
If at any time he’s in a jam she’ll be by his side
But he doesn’t realize he hurts her so much
But all the praying just ain’t helping at all
Cause he can’t seem to keep his self out of trouble
So he goes out and he makes his money the best way he knows how
Another body laying cold in the gutter Listen to me
Chorus
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to
I know that ypu’re gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you’re moving too fast
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*Getting out of my chair, standing up… Finger in the air* (Sang it sista, lol S*A*N*G IT, LOL!!)
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
That shit was hot, straight fire!!
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Them are my patnahs. Me and Keek Da Sneek used to kick it hard.
And here’s Ms. Blige. . .
Like sweet morning dew
I took one look at you
And it was plain to see
You were my destiny
With you I’ll spend my time
I’ll dedicate my life
I’ll sacrifice for you
Dedicate my life for you
@Sydney
Your all that I need I’ll be there for you, if you keep it real wit me I keep it real wit you, LOL!!!
I got to run, I had a blast wit you guys
Have a wonderful weekend, Bye 
@Ms BB
Have a great weekend sweetie!!
@G-Daddy
Be good my dude, 1
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
*doing my imitation of Left Eye, T-Boz, and Chili as they danced in the water*
Enter Ms. Lopes. . .
I seen a rainbow yesterday
But too many storms have come
Leaving a trace of not one God-given ray
Is it because my life is ten shades of grey
I pray all ten fade away
Seldem praise Him for the sunny days
And like His promise is true
Only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew
To bring my life to a new
Clear blue and unconditional skies
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries
My only bleedin’ hope is for the folk who can’t cope
With such an endurin’ pain that it keeps ‘em in the pouring rain
Who’s to blame for shootin’caine into you’re own vein
What a shame you shoot and aim for someone else’s brain
You claim the insane and name this day in time
For fallin’ prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind
Dreams are hopeless aspirations
In hopes of comin’ true
Believe in yourself
The rest is up to me and you
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
Bye, have a great weekend!
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
We have the same thing in common cause I do the same. All I listen to is the old shyt, I can’t get wit this new shyt… It’s so WHACK
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I know a dude that burns old songs for me so I’m sittin on a stack. I got some old E-40 and the click, Tupac, Biggie and the list goes on
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!
@G-Daddy
Be good my dude, 1
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Peace brotha. You and your wife have a great weekend
@ Re
OMG girl….I think I would have died! You owe me $0.0000000000001 back from my taxes:)
@JSABP…Good Afternoon
@ Negrodamus….I think I am falling in love with you
@ M-Daddy…your rawness really made my day
@ da darkness (i think) i think the effects of your pre-frontal lobotomy are starting to finally shine through
SIDE NOTE: I personally would like to thank Smokey and M-DADDY for holding this post down in the middle area
@M-Daddy and everyone left
I said I wasn’t leaving ’til 6 in the morning, but I lied, lol. I think I’m going to start my weekend. But I’m going to leave you with one last old school jam. It’s silly, but it’s one of the ones I like to hear this time of year when it’s getting warmer.
Here it is the groove slightly transformed
Just a bit of a break from the norm
Just a little somethin to break the monotony
Of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be
A little bit out of control its cool to dance
But what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
Give me a soft subtle mix
And if aint broke then dont try to fix it
And think of the summers of the past
Adjust the base and let the alpine blast
Pop in my cd and let me run a rhyme
And put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime
Have a great weekend!
Brooklyn twin… have a fabulous weekend yourself and grab a slice of that nice thin crust new york pizza for me bro!!! love ya!!!
@ Sydney
Have a great weekend dear
@ I really hope this isn’t as good as it gets….
No problem
he look like flavor flav on that pic
sunny days… flavor flav that was funny!!!!!
Brooklyn … i guess you are gone luv.. well if you are gone i am also… you make my day with your come backs…. later !!
Homie……. one last cry for you are you out there.. i miss seeing those football pants… how dare you take away our joy!!!!!!
seriously this dude makes alot of songs hot..the fact that hes got his name on almost every hit song out is enough to let u know that some1 is digging his music..and now every1 is doing what he does? what does that say??
fuck the bar all you up north mother fuckers think if music isnt coming from new york it aint worth shit well we cant help it if you vain mother fuckers cant get along with each other in the music biz , if you dont like our down south music fuck you change the station..
WHO ARE SOME OF THOSE FOLKS???????? Where is Mario, LLoyd, Omarion and Ray J at? Romeo? Bow Wow? At least folks have heard and seen those guys.
And how is Soulja Boy a new artist? Most of his songs on that cd were from 2005 and 2006.
do yo thing t-pain. do it big
inbetween the non-stop reruns of “Hell Date” and the comedic genious and masterful editinig of Comicview, I damn near forgot BET still played “MUSIC” these days, ive been avoiding that channel for soo long, but I periodically peek in to 106&Park to see what the kiddies are listening to ,,then I saw that a song featuring Solja Boy called “Get Silly” were on the top of the countdown, and I sank deep into adark depression, it just left me wondering , are kids growing dumber or am I just out of touch (mind you Im only 23)?
Mediocre to Untalented people have been making millions for years in the industry: Ciara, Jennifer Lopez, Ashanti, Ne-Yo, T-Pain and the list goes on. I like people who can SANG without studio mixing and those are usually the ok looking people that aren’t marketed as super sexy. I’ll take a real vocalist over a sexy made-up marketing package anyday. Good music rules!!!! (anthony hamilton, jennifer hudson, fantastia, eric roberson, jill scott – those are REAL vocalists!)
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Prisseme….you nailed it! Say that ish! I’ve seen anthony hamilton live and he was amazing. Eric Roberson has a single that is incredible. Jay Z and Beyonce…what a f*cking joke. If Jay,Bey and Kanye are the top of the pile then I would rather check for artists on the bottom. Thank God I have an MP3 player in my car. I haven’t listened to the radio for over 6 years. BTW Peter Frampton was the first artist I think to use a vocoder and have a commerical success using it. Roger Troutman was “the man” in the 80’s who made the sound really his own. T’ Pain is a really bad, broke ass, 2nd generation, poorman’s Roger. Did anyone peep his “tribute” to the New Jack Swing last year on the Hip Hop Honors show on VH1? It was horrible. A F*cking Nightmare! In the words of DeadPrez I say to all true music lovers on the internet and beyond…turn off the radio, turn off that bullshit! And don’t get me started on Keesha Cole’s ass. What a joke.
T Pain always singing about a damn jump off. I’m tired of his computerized tunes. He’s becoming a pain to my ears.
@LOS: Not only New Yorkers, and people from East Coast and Northerners are saying that. People’s from the mid-west, west coast, and even Southerners are saying the same thing. Music is bad today regardless of WERE it’s coming from. It’s all the same. The underground rappers and other kinds of musicains of the east coast,wast coast, south and mid-west never get any shine. But the mainstream artists are and kind of suck comparing to the early and mid-90’s
@sydney
i got a verse for u
yo yo suck my di*ck
yo yo fu&ck urself whore
yo yo yo yo
i can’t believe u dnt know who playaz circle iz. one of the hottest records of last year feat lil wayne. if u dnt know your celebs u shouldnt be blogging!
congrats to all of them, what happened to Khia the Queen,lol
I am happy for Rihanna… all the best to her. Congrats girl!!! I hope she wins.
Another favourite artist of mine is in Rihanna’s nom, Alicia Keys of course! I think Miss Keys may win best female rnb; but Rihanna was def on fire recently so its close and tight!
Soulja Boy, Danity Kane up for awards. No wonder people don’t take this shyt seriously.
SORRY BOSSIP IS SEE THERES NO PLACE FOR RELEVANT STORIES ON A SITE THAT CHAMPIONS ITSELF FOR BREAKING THE STORY OF THE CENTURY! OF CASSIE FUC*ING FOR TRACKS! ..I SMELL A PULITZER, BUT I DIGRESS I GET THE MESSAGE NO MORE ATTEMPTS TO SPREAD THOUGHT PROVOKING INFORMATION AND ARITCLES ON YOURE SITE
CRYSTAL CLEAR
who is kid sister???
thumbs up 4 my man flo rida dat guys hotter dan some cooked food n as 4 d best video t pain n kanye dserves it, as 4 d best fmale hiphop artist no ones hot enough to get it whilr chris has a better chance of winnin d best r$b star but he should get it into his brain dat r kelly is still n will remain R$B KING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLA
T-Pain is off the chain! R.Kelly is talented. Check out http://www.sonyasspotlight.com
woooow….over 400 comments….
I am very happy with the best male r&b categorie….
Raheem DeVaughn deserves to win.
J holiday & Trey Songz is just 2 sexy.
Ne-Yo is so talented & Chris can dance his a** off.
♫ Either MAriah CArey or MAry J. Blige ♫
♫ If not them then Alicia or Keyshia ♫
rihanna deserved a nomination BUT she does not stand a chance in this categorie.
Am i the only one that notice them ashy knuckles
This is why no proud black person should wacth BET.
I think white goverment created BET to destroy black people .
Thank you Alica
dont hate on your boy yall know he makin it rain on um
He Aiight
Come on people, can we not recognize great talent when we see or hear it. Did you not hear the story?T-Pain turned his bedroom into a studio when he was a kid. And it all paid off. TALLAHASSEE, STAND UP!!!!
I don’t ever comment but i must say T-pain has a really good singing voice without using the synthesizer. However, if that’s what works for him and people enjoy hearing it, you can’t knock his hustle.
i heard t pain tossed suge knight salad.
Big up T Pain and all his Florida Folks…..
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Video of the Year
Mary J. Blige “Just Fine”
Best Female R&B Artist
Mary J. Blige
Best Male R&B Artist
Chris Brown
Best Group
Danity Kane
Best New Artist
Chrisette Michele
Best Female Hip-Hop Artist
Lil’ Mama
Best Male Hip-Hop Artist
Common
Best Collaboration
Keyshia Cole feat. Lil’ Kim & Missy Elliott-”Let It Go”
Viewer’s Choice
Alicia Keys-”No One”
He looks like Man Tan from Bamboozled
Sad
Come on man “Player Circle and Flo-Rida ” WTF music is offical dead