Jason Whitlock looks like that episode of Fresh Prince when Uncle Phil got a toupee. pic.twitter.com/7sR82vHf0P
— Matthew A. Cherry 🏁 (@MatthewACherry) July 1, 2019
Jason Whitlock is one of TV’s most recognizable buffoons. Ha, just kidding. Nobody recognizes him on a show that gets worse views than Teletubbies reruns. Whitlock has made a living by saying things white people who hate black people love to hear. He loves insulting Kaepernick and LeBron and anyone who considers him or herself an activist. If you listen closely when he speaks you can hear the slight sounds of off-beat tap-dancing. Lucky for us, black people have been able to mostly ignore him.
However, that all changed this week when Whitlock suddenly had a head full of hair. Not only that but his network co-worker Nick Wright (who actually has great things to say about Black Lives Matter and Kaep so we actually like him popped up on TV with a whole head of hair, too.
Maybe we have missed the nu growth because, again, nobody pays Whitlock any attention.
The incredible shrinking forehead. @WhitlockJason is a wild boy pic.twitter.com/CWK2febdsZ
— Felonious Munk #ViolenceIsWack 🏁 (@Felonious_munk) July 2, 2019
But…just…look at that. Look at that man’s head. That’s CGI. That’s gotta be Pixar hair. Jesus. Anyway, this tee’d him up to the savages on Twitter to clown the holy hell out of him. Welp. Sucks to be you so eat this L.
When the bundles hit the street, you gotta jump on it. https://t.co/xElI71CHQB
— Basin Street Brokey (@BrokeJackjonson) July 2, 2019
Bro… we just saw y’all FRIDAY. Lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/GKHe941Lrq
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) July 1, 2019
— Jack Freeman (@_jackfreeman) July 1, 2019
All the sudden on the same Monday Nick Wright and Jason Whitlock have full heads of hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/7P3e0o0saQ
— J3 (@J3ALLDAY) July 1, 2019
This hair is why we kneel for the anthem pic.twitter.com/CEvNbp3cgj
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) July 1, 2019
Jason Whitlock herb ass got that Derek Jeter hair piece so he can brush his hair backwards against the grain
— 73-9 and they LIED 🏁 (@CuffsTheLegend) July 1, 2019
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Whitlock lookin like Jazz from Dru Hill pic.twitter.com/YYPfQLTwQ0
— 🇭🇹The Honorable🇭🇹 (@BosNaud) July 1, 2019
Fam didn’t even start with a bald fade he went straight to his final form. Lebron wouldn’t even try this man HDKSHDKSJJDD no respect for the process pic.twitter.com/Q94OHimVod
— BOARD MAN (@HumbleTeej) July 1, 2019
Oh nah, he skipped some steps. He went from a lite Ceasar to a #22 in the twinkling of an eye. https://t.co/LxtBCNzo0I
— Catch Boyardi (@Catchboyardi) July 1, 2019
WHERE THEY COPPING THE HAIR FROM?! 😭🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/YYFhBM1zpg
— M. Davis (@MykeOPUS) July 1, 2019
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