Would You Sew a Patch on Your Tongue Just So You Can Lose Weight???

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Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH

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Dr. Chugay has created the Miracle Patch that helps you lose anywhere from 15 to 30 lbs in a month; however, the patch has to be sewn to your tongue and you can only have liquids. Only a doctor in Cali would come up with some sh*zzz like this.

How many of you would try this???

Dr. Chugay has recently begun performing a revolutionary weight reduction procedure, which he has dubbed the Miracle Patch.

This patch, when surgically applied to the tongue, produces a means to lose weight never before offered by other surgeons.

During a reversible procedure that takes less than an hour, the patient is fitted with a custom patch for the tongue which makes chewing of solid foods very difficult and painful, limiting the patient to a liquid diet. Under the direct supervision of Dr. Chugay and his staff, the patient is put on an easy to follow liquid diet, fulfilling all of their nutritional needs while at the same time minimizing caloric intake and maximizing weight loss results.

Recovery is rapid; and patients are typically able to return to work the following day.

10 patients have received the surgery and have seen impressive weight loss results, with some losing as much as 20 pounds lost in the first month after surgery.

Dr. Chugay is excited about bringing this procedure to Southern California and is thrilled to offer a solution to the eternal search for rapid weight loss techniques.

This entire procedure sounds absurd. As soon as you take the patch off, once you start eating solid foods, all the weight is going to come back. As you can see though, he has convinced some desperate a$$ person to try it… SMH. Just because a physician may have the M.D. next to their name, doesn’t mean that they are the smartest cookie.

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