Would You Sew a Patch on Your Tongue Just So You Can Lose Weight???

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH


Dr. Chugay has created the Miracle Patch that helps you lose anywhere from 15 to 30 lbs in a month; however, the patch has to be sewn to your tongue and you can only have liquids. Only a doctor in Cali would come up with some sh*zzz like this.

How many of you would try this???

Dr. Chugay has recently begun performing a revolutionary weight reduction procedure, which he has dubbed the Miracle Patch.

This patch, when surgically applied to the tongue, produces a means to lose weight never before offered by other surgeons.

During a reversible procedure that takes less than an hour, the patient is fitted with a custom patch for the tongue which makes chewing of solid foods very difficult and painful, limiting the patient to a liquid diet. Under the direct supervision of Dr. Chugay and his staff, the patient is put on an easy to follow liquid diet, fulfilling all of their nutritional needs while at the same time minimizing caloric intake and maximizing weight loss results.

Recovery is rapid; and patients are typically able to return to work the following day.

10 patients have received the surgery and have seen impressive weight loss results, with some losing as much as 20 pounds lost in the first month after surgery.

Dr. Chugay is excited about bringing this procedure to Southern California and is thrilled to offer a solution to the eternal search for rapid weight loss techniques.

This entire procedure sounds absurd. As soon as you take the patch off, once you start eating solid foods, all the weight is going to come back. As you can see though, he has convinced some desperate a$$ person to try it… SMH. Just because a physician may have the M.D. next to their name, doesn’t mean that they are the smartest cookie.


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  • melo

    This is crazy…just eat right and work out!

  • !!!!!R.I.P MIKE!!!!!

    HELL NO.

  • Aunt Viv

    Ri-damn-diculous. How about just putting down the cookies, and working out for a change?

  • drenk

    @ Aunt Viv & melo

    SERIOUSLY!!! Whatever happened to discipline and self control!!

  • Angee

    Co-sign with Aunt Viv and melo!!

  • http://BOSSIP Damn D

    Wow…..ppl will do anything to fit in with society. Love urself . If ur fat ur fat.
    If u want to change that…. workout damn!

  • Alrighty Then....

    I wouldn’t, but I know some folks who would… And the bad thing is, they aren’t even ‘fat’, just too conscious of what other people think…. smh…


    It’s just as absurd as getting your jaws wired shut to lose weight and people have been doing that for a while now.

  • Aunt Viv

    What troubles me most is that the money they probably spent on this so-called procedure, could have been spent more wisely, on a gym membership, some fruits and vegetables, Jenny Craig, a pair of sneakers to run with, or an appointment with a real doctor, who’ll tell you that 20lbs in a month is drastic and dangerous!

  • Nikki

    I ain’t gonna lie…it’s tempting lol

  • Caramel Cat

    I’m going to be honest, it’s a tempting technique. And the crazy part is that I know alot of people who would do this who aren’t even fat. It seems like a good idea for a temporary fix. Like say you have a big event coming up and you want to fit into a certain outfit or gown for that one day, I could see someone doing this for like a month and then going back to normal shortly afterwards.

  • drenk

    hey the real question is what happens when they take off the patch, is it back to old eating habits and then back to the old size…?

  • nobody cares

    A lot of people who want to lose 10-20 pounds are the ones who can’t lose it, this is the zone where it’s the hardest to lose, I co-sign a proceedure like this for those with a just a little weight to lose

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