Sextra: Confessions!
Posted by Bossip Staff
Good day, Bossip readers! Okay, so everybody’s got one or two, right? Definitely. So Bossip took to the streets and asked everyday people to share some of their intimate confessions. Naturally, no one is going to share their deepest darkest, but all in all they’re fairly exciting. And apparently, location is everything with those who shared. Ultimately, though, the admissions continue to prove natural sexual instincts and urges between two people. Sometimes you can’t resist and sometimes you have to. Take a look, enjoy and share your confessions in the thread!
I am a swinger. And I don’t really let every guy that I date know this unless I think he’d be willing to participate. This one guy in particular, we work at the same hospital and people had been trying to hook us up for months. Finally, we end up going out a few times and he was cool enough, but I didn’t think we had much of a connection. In my head, I was thinking, how do I get rid of this guy? I know. I’ll take him to a swingers party. Well we go and he was completely comfortable and he even had sex with one of the girls there. I was so turned-on by the way he was having sex with her. We had sex that night and we’ve been together ever since. - Anonymous, 36
I really didn’t realize how sensitive my nipples are until I had this one girl who was biting on them and playing with my joint, right. So she had this method and when she finally gave me some brains, she was twisting on them and I swear to the heavens she made me bust off that. I couldn’t believe it. Women should not forget about the nips. But ever since, I find myself playing with them for no reason. -Omar, 27
My husband, who was my boyfriend at the time, used to manage a billiard/ dive bar type spot. He forgot his two way (that’s how long ago it was) in my car so I went to drop it to him. This was before they were open for the night, so it was him and the bar staff and another manager. So we were in the pool room and he was jokingly trying to bend me over the pool table. I had on a dress so I pulled my panties to the side and told him to get it. I know a few people saw us and carried on with their tasks and that was even more of a turn on, you know? You couldn’t get me to do anything like that now, but we were young. – Marcia, 34
I’m a man before anything else, so I don’t like to be told what to do. My girl at the time was like you know, “come over, I got something for you.” I was ready, got there quicker than I ever had. I got there and she had these handcuffs and I was like Okay. Okay. I get to cuff her. I went to grab them and she was like, “no. I’m going to cuff you.” I was like oh nah. Not happening. So we went back and fourth about it and finally she was like fine we don’t have to use the handcuffs, but you can’t touch me. She had me on the bed and was doing her oral thing and naturally I went to touch her and she stopped and said, “I told you the rules.” It sounds corny but that sh*t was hard! I couldn’t touch nothing and she had her way with me. I can’t lie though, I loved it. I still feel some kind of way thinking about it. - Kenneth, 25
My husband is diabetic and he was hospitalized for about a week once. I was trying to figure out what I could do for him because every time he goes through this, it makes him feel sickly and he gets kind of depressed. I went to see him one day and had on a long pea coat and lingerie underneath. So when I got there he was pleasantly surprised when I jumped his bones in his hospital bed. And yes, he came home happy that time and said he wouldn’t mind going back. – Deborah, 33
This chick I was seeing for a while was really into the strip club and shake dancing. I know she was attracted to women but she would be like, “no, I don’t do girls” or whatever, but I knew better. But to get to the point, we were at the strip club and she was like “meet me in the bathroom.” I was like which one, there’s no multi-gender bathrooms here. She was like just meet me in the bathroom. So I go down the hallway and she snatched me into the ladies bathroom and locked the door. Next thing I know, she’s up against the wall and we just went at it. - Brian, 30
This guy I was seeing while I was in law school had me open with wild, wild sex. This dude had no future and was nowhere near who I envisioned myself with but he was super sexy. So he called me up one afternoon and was like meet me at the park, bring your books. So I went. He was no where to be found and when I called him he was like come all the way to the other end of the park, that’s where I am. I get there and he’s on a bench openly masturbating. It was so tucked away that no one could see. I couldn’t resist, so I gave him some head and ended up riding him in broad daylight. - Crystal, 29
I was with this chick and she wanted to go to a sex shop and get some toys. She wanted me to go with her to help her pick them out because she said she wanted me to use them on her. We were in the store and somehow ended up looking at the flicks and she was like let’s go to a viewing booth. So we picked out a movie and took it to the booth. We were gettin’ it in, in the booth for like 2 hours. She was loud and everything but the workers never said anything. When we came out the dude was like, “sounds like you liked that movie.” - Tone, 29
My sister would kill me if she ever found this out. It was her wedding day and we, as in my sister, the bride, and her bridesmaids tore up the bridal suite trying to be on time for the ceremony. After they exchanged vows, we took pictures, did dinner and the reception started. I was trying to be a good maid of honor and went up to the suite to clean it up for my sister and brother-in-law. Well, I didn’t go alone, I took my date up with me and while I was picking things up and packing stuff away, he attacked me and threw me on the bed. I tried to fight it, but we ended up having sex on the bed in the bridal suite. I’m still ashamed. - Aja, 30
I had sex with my girlfriend’s sister. How’s that for a confession? We’ve been really good friends and we were both at a mutual friend’s party while my girl was out of town for a wedding. We were all drinking and her sister got pretty drunk. She couldn’t drive home so I said I would take her home and she grabbed my d*ck out of my pants and started sucking. I stopped her and when I pulled into the parking lot to her apartment, she jumped on me and next thing I know, we’re fu*@ing. It’s terrible and I need to tell her, but I don’t wanna start anything between her and her sister. I effed up. - James, 24
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Freaky Fiday has offcially begun!!
Wow I was first? Yeah baby!!
Silver too? Oh baby!
I’ve done it in my room with my parents right in the next room.
The Thought Of Being Caught Gets You Going && Makes It SooOo GooD.
WhOoo. Lol.
Public Places ARe The BesT.
Damn Bronze as well.
Damn James That Is Effed Uhp.
Lol. Smh.
oh wow..interesting but pretty tame2say the least
Public Places ARe The BesT.
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You ain’t neva lied
I HAD SEX WITH THE PASTORS WIFE WHITE HE WAS PREACHING IN HIS OFFICE. NOW IM MARRIED TO HIS DAUGHTER… LIFE
Hey JB!!
How do you keep comments clean in a Sextra thread?
I had sex once in the last car of the downtown #6 train from the Bronx to midtown Manhattan…that was thrilling…
While in college, I was “courting” two dudes. One couldn’t satisfy, the other could. I sexed the one who satisfied and then an hour later sexed the one who couldn’t…because he needed some.
Nasty I know. I’m not proud.
Dear bossip
I know you guy’s are trying to clean things up, but i thought it was henny sraight no chase, watered down pg 13 rated *****…
JB!!!
pu$$y
I CAN GO FOR HOURS ON THIS TOPIC!!! LOL WHERE SHOULD I START AT??
WHEN I WAS A FRESHMEN IN HIGH SCHOOL I SLEPT WITH MY SCIENCE TEACHER IN THE BIOLOGY LAB CLOSET. IT WAS LAST IN THE EVENING AFTER THE SCIENCE FAIR! HE WAS FINNEEE!!!
My husband
, who was my boyfriend at the time, used to manage a billiard/ dive bar type spot. He forgot his two way (that’s how long ago it was) in my car so I went to drop it to him. This was before they were open for the night, so it was him and the bar staff and another manager. So we were in the pool room and he was jokingly trying to bend me over the pool table. I had on a dress so I pulled my panties to the side and told him to get it. I know a few people saw us and carried on with their tasks and that was even more of a turn on, you know? You couldn’t get me to do anything like that now, but we were young. – Marcia, 34
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you have to still have some of your old whorish ways, 34 isn’t old ma
lovely lady a & jb……what’s good??
I had sex once in the last car of the downtown #6 train from the Bronx to midtown Manhattan…that was thrilling…
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hey aunt viv…..That had to be thrilling!!I bet you came pretty quick.
Hey yall!!
i was layin under a gl***** table and my girl at the time was over it squatting down and then she
Ladies if I see you in those boots in that pic up top, I’ma holla at you that’s my word…
SMH @ myself…
C’MON I KNOW THEY SOME FREAKS UP IN HERE! DON’T BE SHY! LMAO
I smashed off my 47 year old Indian physiology professor last fall…..we met up a town over from school in a Red Roof Inn…she was just a visiting professor and was heading back overseas at the end of the semester…so I guess she didn’t care…
SEXY SNOOP!…IVE MISSED YA…SMH@BBALL SEASON
Wow, where do I begin? i was in the day room on the base I was stationed at with my boyfriend and since we were still in training we couldn’t have sex or leave post so while all the other soldiers (about 100 of them) were watching a movie I went to the back room and pulled my sweats (PT’s) and his down slightly and rode him! It was so damn good it’s giving me tingles now. Oh, that lead to us screwing on the roof top of his apartment building in Brooklyn, in a cab, on the NJ trasit train, outside on the ground by the defac (dinning facility) and on the amtrak train! Whew lawd he had a big boinga boinga!
@NUM1DOMINICAN
UM UM YOU COULD GET IT!! BUT IM IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW SO YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT.
This got me ready for a REAL freaky friday
I have to admit…people try to do to many things to satisfy each other in the bedroom.
I love my man. He keeps it simple, but at the same time knows how to please. Kudos to all the freaks out there, but hmmmmm I like my pito old fashioned and satisfying.
sxyQblondie IT IS WHAT IT IS SO DON’T GET IT TWISTED
@NUM1DOMINICAN
UM UM YOU COULD GET IT!! BUT IM IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW SO YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT
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look here mamita…if u ever make it to DC…holla at me…..we can get it in…
So he called me up one afternoon and was like meet me at the park, bring your books. So I went. He was no where to be found and when I called him he was like come all the way to the other end of the park, that’s where I am. I get there and he’s on a bench openly masturbating. It was so tucked away that no one could see. I couldn’t resist, so I gave him some head and ended up riding him in broad daylight. –
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This story really moved me!!!
Shout out to
JB!!!!
TWIN!!!
AWESOME!!!♥♥♥
SNOOP!!!♥♥♥
Where is that fool BG???
I LOVE THOSE BOOTS!!!
@ TRS I don’t know that masterbating in the park if weird….I don’t know if that would of enticed me or made me call the police lmao he was a real perv for that one.
@NUM1DONICAN
YOU HAVE A PLACE B/C I AM NOT A FAN OF PAY BY THE HOUR MOTELS!! LMAO
Me and my girl were at a superbowl party at her best friends condo years ago, she was making people drinks in the kitchen. During half time I went in there, slid the skirt up, moved the string to the side, bent her over the counter and went to work. Everybody was talking about how we missed Janet’s lil slip, but what I saw was much better.
I’ll share mine.
There was this big dude, sweet. We went to the woods late one night and some Henny later he had me plastered against a big oak tree.
A spliff in one hand my left breast in the other.
It was awesome…until the cops showed up.
I SEE JB WAS UP ON IT FIRST.
I know about the nipple thing. I had a guy who love that. Wanted clamps on them and everything. I used to think he was nuts because no matter how hard you bit or pinched them it was never enough.
ALTHOUGH NOT VERY FREAKY BY MY STANDARDS ONE OF THE MORE MEMORABLE TIMES WAS WHEN MY EX GAVE MY VAJAYJAY A TWIZZLER M*****AGE WHILE WE WERE IN THE MOVIES. I STILL REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY, WE WERE WATCHING POETIC JUSTICE. THEN HE ATE IT!
Dang yall on bossip tryna hook up #1 dominican lmao, yall must live in close proximity like around the silver spring and georgia ave area (uptown).
trs!!! What up babe? Where’d JB go?
AWESOME,
I WOULD BE SO TURNED ON BY THAT…
I have a confession.
Okay so when I was younger I had a severe problem with turning down dares. Like you know, when you play truth or dare.
So when I was with someone I was dealing with and they wanted something I wouldn’t put out they would dare me and I couldn’t turn down a dare. So I would do it. It is a sickness I tell you.
So I was with my homegirl at a basket ball game. We were @ camp on our night off, so we drove to town. At this basket ball game there were cuties every where. So we got to talking to two of them and you know we didn’t know them so we were like nah we aren’t going to do anything or whatever. So my friend caved in first and they went out back and whatever. So i guess homeboy was jealous. Well he said the soemthing like I bet you can’t rock the mike…(WHAT!!) and it was on and popping from there. Not s*x, but I rocked the mike. Needless to say that nucca was on my azz after that. He lived near the camp so he came over at night and we would oral it up.
Wonder why I never had s*x with him.
Lady A!!! What’s up ma?
She still talks about it.
SMH THE NIPPLE THING IS ENTICING WHEN THE GUY DOESN’T HAVE HAIR ON HIS CHEST…
@NUM1DONICAN
YOU HAVE A PLACE B/C I AM NOT A FAN OF PAY BY THE HOUR MOTELS!! LMAO
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I got a spot in NW…..not a problem….
@ TRS I don’t know that masterbating in the park if weird….I don’t know if that would of enticed me or made me call the police lmao he was a real perv for that one.
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But she said no one could see….
Hey Lady A
TRS
Num1
TRUTH (The real one)
Snoopy
and the Real Q
Awesome-O-3000 (D.U.K.E)
Lady A!!! What’s up ma?
She still talks about it.
I BET SHE DOES…
My first sexual experience was a threesome. Having two girls take your virginity is something I still cannot wrap my mind around.
SMH THE NIPPLE THING IS ENTICING WHEN THE GUY DOESN’T HAVE HAIR ON HIS CHEST…
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VERY TRUE
We don’t like taco meat!!!
IJM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY TWIN!
HEY IJM!
Souljagir
Dang yall on bossip tryna hook up #1 dominican lmao, yall must live in close proximity like around the silver spring and georgia ave area (uptown).
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I’m right on Upshur off 8th St. NW
Hello Ladies
Happy Friday
How is everything today??
IJM
So when I was with someone I was dealing with and they wanted something I wouldn’t put out they would dare me and I couldn’t turn down a dare.
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I completely understand this…
That’s how I ended up sexing on a bridge back in the day…
As far as the rest of the story, I plead the 5th!
WHERE ARE OUR MEN @??
MAN I JUST
FLOWER
PIMPIN’
SNOOPY
BG
WHERE Y’ALL @??
IJM
LOVELY LADY A
TRS ♥♥♥♥
AWESOME
SXYQ
What’s popping??
@NUM1DOMINICAN
YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A GIRL AND HAVE HER TRYING TO CUT ME!
IJM
So when I was with someone I was dealing with and they wanted something I wouldn’t put out they would dare me and I couldn’t turn down a dare.
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I completely understand this…
That’s how I ended up sexing on a bridge back in the day…
As far as the rest of the story, I plead the 5th!
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ON THE BACK OF THE BRIDGE
I TOLD MINE..YOU HAVE TO TELL! LOL
Daxn I thought I was the only one with that sickness!
Awesome,
trs!!! What up babe? Where’d JB go?
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What up Handsome???!!!
IDK where she went but she needs to come out and play…
I am off of work and in a rare mood today!
SNOOPY (YAY!!)
*Blows kisses*
@NUM1DOMINICAN
YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A GIRL AND HAVE HER TRYING TO CUT ME!
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you good………matter of fact…ladies in here from the DC area….come through to PURE Lounge tonight….my brother is having a party…I’ll be at the door…
I’m in a story telling mood, so… I met this chick from Indian River (for all you 757 heads) at a track meet in high school. Two weeks later, I took her out to a movie. When I started the car to leave, she turned it off and started to dome me up right there. I had no tents and people were walking by. Then I drove to the back of the theater and finished the deed.
Snoop, what’s hap’nin pimp
@ Awesome
You have a lot of stories from your track team days LOL!
trs
Awesome,
trs!!! What up babe? Where’d JB go?
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What up Handsome???!!!
IDK where she went but she needs to come out and play…
I am off of work and in a rare mood today!
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And what does that mood entail on this fine freaky friday?
Not super freaky but I’ll share…
We were on a bus trip to Atlantic City (a family trip at that) we stopped at a rest stop everybody got off we headed straight to the bathroom we were so into it that we forgot it was supposed to be a quickie until my aunt tried to pull the door and was like its locked and I hear noises in there…LMAO @ the look on their faces when we came out the bathroom…but you know what I still dont think it was more exciting than the time we were coming from Va Beach and I was giving him head coming across 95 and we got stuck in traffic but that didnt stop me and the guy in the tractor trailor sat and watched until traffic started to move…there are a thousand other stories like it…we are so sexually compatible…damn I miss my baby daddy…lmao!!!!!!!!
Snoop,
I LUV the hearts you gave me. Now if you’d only accept my friend request on my*****e…
IT IS SAD A FEW OF YOU THINK YOUR STORIES ARE FREAKY. I GUESS WHEN YOUR SEX LIFE IS BORING YOU THINK LITTLE THINGS ARE EXCITING!!
Snoop, what’s hap’nin pimp
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not much fam, cruising in the slow lane….
LOL AWESOME,
I MET THIS WHITE BOY THIS MORNING WHO TOLD ME “YOU KNOW US WHITE BOYS INVENTED THAT FACE PLAY THAT DRIVES YALL NUTS”…THEN PROCEEDED TO POINT TO HIS CHIN HAIR AND SAYS “I’LL KEEP YOUR NUTRITION HERE”….I WAS DONE AFTER THAT…
@ IJM
@ Awesome
You have a lot of stories from your track team days LOL!
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Lol, I know. You can’t put a bunch of teenagers that have to run in next to nothing in a hotel together. Things will happen
We were on a bus trip to Atlantic City
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WHOOO I GOT SOME STORIES ABOUT THOSE…FROM MYSELF AND OTHERS…WE TURN THOSE COACH BUSES OUT!!
I LUV the hearts you gave me. Now if you’d only accept my friend request on my*****e…
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lol……your request must’ve got lost in the matrix b/c i didn’t get it…..lol
@ IJM
@ Awesome
You have a lot of stories from your track team days LOL!
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Lol, I know. You can’t put a bunch of teenagers that have to run in next to nothing in a hotel together. Things will happen
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I know that is right. I just think it is hilarious!!
LOL AWESOME,
I MET THIS WHITE BOY THIS MORNING WHO TOLD ME “YOU KNOW US WHITE BOYS INVENTED THAT FACE PLAY THAT DRIVES YALL NUTS”…THEN PROCEEDED TO POINT TO HIS CHIN HAIR AND SAYS “I’LL KEEP YOUR NUTRITION HERE”….I WAS DONE AFTER THAT…
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OMG….DEAD!!!
Lady A
I MET THIS WHITE BOY THIS MORNING WHO TOLD ME “YOU KNOW US WHITE BOYS INVENTED THAT FACE PLAY THAT DRIVES YALL NUTS”…THEN PROCEEDED TO POINT TO HIS CHIN HAIR AND SAYS “I’LL KEEP YOUR NUTRITION HERE”….I WAS DONE AFTER THAT…
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Ol boy wanted to get his Thanksgiving turkey on. Gobble Gobble
I haven’t done much, but my most daring experience was when I was a few years younger and traveling with this guy that I used to date. We got stuck in some serious traffic and were dang near at a stand still. I got bored and decided to ‘rock the mic’ like IJM was saying earlier. There was a truck driver right beside us that looked over and gave dude a wink like, ‘yeah…get that!’…
not much fam, cruising in the slow lane….
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I feel you man, glad it’s friday
One time on the boat….
One time in port at the Waffle House….
One time in port in Dubai…..
One time in port at the Waffle House….
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FLATLINED!! Daxn getting more than chicken and waffles huh? I ain’t mad at cha!
There’s Lois Lane!!!!!
Two snow-bunnies in the back of the Hummer in the Superdome parking lot.
Twin,
I MET THIS WHITE BOY THIS MORNING WHO TOLD ME “YOU KNOW US WHITE BOYS INVENTED THAT FACE PLAY THAT DRIVES YALL NUTS”…THEN PROCEEDED TO POINT TO HIS CHIN HAIR AND SAYS “I’LL KEEP YOUR NUTRITION HERE”….I WAS DONE AFTER THAT…
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I TOLD YOU MA!!!!!!!
There are some FYNE White boy specimens down here and some of them can’t get the sista’s shape out they mind…
We’ll talk tho…
I have been on a hiatus, what did I miss???
at the raggae spot between the speakers in the cut….talk about hot f***!
MY STORY SEEMS SO MEDIOCORE COMPARED TO THESE OTHER STORIES BUT I WILL SHARE ANYWAY. ME AND MY BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME WHO IS NOW MY FIANCE WERE ROLE PLAYING. I WAS THE HOOKER AND HE WAS THE PIMP. I HAD ON MY STRIPPER BOOTS AND A JEAN MINI SKIRT ON WITHOUT PANTIES AND I SAT ON HIS FACE WHILE HE LAY ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
whats poppin peoples?
JB
One time on the boat….
One time in port at the Waffle House….
One time in port in Dubai…..
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YET AGAIN, you are in time out!!! Go sit in the corner….
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Lady A
I MET THIS WHITE BOY THIS MORNING WHO TOLD ME “YOU KNOW US WHITE BOYS INVENTED THAT FACE PLAY THAT DRIVES YALL NUTS”…THEN PROCEEDED TO POINT TO HIS CHIN HAIR AND SAYS “I’LL KEEP YOUR NUTRITION HERE”….I WAS DONE AFTER THAT…
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Oh WOW!! Did you call his bluff? I heard them yt boys oral play is the BIZNESSSSSS
one more…
a few years ago…my bf, her man and I all had a some fun. that’s all I’m going to say about it.
but days later, he’s calling me and on the other line she’s calling me. Each wanting to hook up without the other. lol
I HAD ON MY STRIPPER BOOTS AND A JEAN MINI SKIRT ON WITHOUT PANTIES AND I SAT ON HIS FACE WHILE HE LAY ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
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wow….that’s a good look…I’m tryin’ to have a chick sit on my face tonight…no bull
It’s Lois Lane!! Back from the ECU game last night!!
at my complex pool,mid day.
In a crowded foggy club full of sweaty a$$ hoodrats…..I took advantage of the atmosphere and got some brains….
some of them can’t get the sista’s shape out they mind…
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In college some of the white boys on my team used to roll with me to Central and some of the other black schools around. They got play too, it’s easy when you stand out I guess.
@ sxyQblondie
IT IS SAD A FEW OF YOU THINK YOUR STORIES ARE FREAKY. I GUESS WHEN YOUR SEX LIFE IS BORING YOU THINK LITTLE THINGS ARE EXCITING!!
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Yea I thought that I was going to read some seriously freaked out ish…you know somethings I can try when I get home
I am feeling what Marcia said.
I love doing it when I know people are watching. It does make it that much hotter.
I also love watching people get it in!
Right before I moved up North I lived in Harlem. Across from my building a luxury building went up. Well people didn’t have curtains or blinds at first. So at night when I was on green leaves I used to watch the people from my fire escape. I saw a fat man who loves to sleep naked (barf) and a DV relationship (boo). So a girl moves in about a month later. And she gets it in like daily with mad different people. Not sure if she was a call girl or what but she would get it in. I am talking 3 somes, gang banged and all that. I’d be sitting there m*sturb*ting while watching them get it popping. That was crazy!!! And yes I m*sturb*ted on my fire escape. I was on the top floor and it was summer time out. That was the best!
One time in the 3rd quarter after the band performed in the baseball dugout…..
The Official Mrs. Carter,
I SHOULD HAVE…LMAO
trs!!!
whats good on this sunny freaky friday?
JB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3
lady A!!!
besos
Hey Snoop and #12!!!
@ sxyQblondie
IT IS SAD A FEW OF YOU THINK YOUR STORIES ARE FREAKY. I GUESS WHEN YOUR SEX LIFE IS BORING YOU THINK LITTLE THINGS ARE EXCITING!!
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Yea I thought that I was going to read some seriously freaked out ish…you know somethings I can try when I get home
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We talk about this every week, so we know a lot about each other already. Try going back to some of the other freaky friday threads…I am sure you will find something.
MOOOOOOOOO
Lady AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn’t hear a word you were saying last night.
several times in the pick up in the woods.lol
Is it safe to come in????
BG!!!!!!!!
There are some FYNE White boy specimens down here and some of them can’t get the sista’s shape out they mind…
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@ TRS
Where u @?
BGIZZLE!!! JBIZZLE!!
This is just funny: There is a community college behind my high school with a road beside that leads to their dumpsters. People used to go back there, cuz it’s kinda hidden. I went once and caught one of the teachers with one of the officers placed at the school. In the squad car.
BG!!!!!!!!!!!!
I owe you mad kisses for speaking Shakespeare to me yesterday!!!
*infinite kisses to BG*
Trust I know about them white boys honey my dude is thicker than a snicker down there and can eat for days I love it lmao! side bar listening to yall made me think of my sister and he husband getting it in on my parents bed and they were both plus sized and it was in the other hole not the main one I was horrified ewww……
Awesome,
VA is for Lovers!!
JB
Awesome,
VA is for Lovers!!
Believe me, I know.
IJM
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@ TRS
Where u @?
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I would give more specific details via email, but I an in central Florida home of the University of Florida (Florida Gators).
There are some SERIOUS White boyz down here. I mean THICK Y-T boys.
*bug eyes*
Hey yall! My Tbird!
I don’t get no Love?
I told y’all about “the park” in the rain last week.
I’m not sure if I told you about Great Adventure.
*LOL @ Soulajir and disgusted all at once*
Ermy Erm
Is that you?
* confession* I f#ck this mexican chick who didn’t speak a lick of english and why i was getting dome from her i was trying to instruct her in spanish….like not like that senorita…..NO BUENO
JB,
I SURELY COULDN’T HEAR YOU YESTERDAY…SMH
HEY BG!
what up my ppls
Hey Donte’
Giving you the side eye incase you decided you want to start going in
Yes. Hiya JB!
HOT WAX, STUN GUNS, LATEX GLOVES, BUTT PLUGS, INCLINED BEDS. NOW WE TALKING BUSINESS!
confession* I f#ck this mexican chick who didn’t speak a lick of english and why i was getting dome from her i was trying to instruct her in spanish….like not like that senorita…..NO BUENO
__________________RIP JB__________________________
Awesome-O-3000 (D.U.K.E)
JB
Awesome,
VA is for Lovers!!
Believe me, I know.
I CAN AGREE THIS STATEMENT
Big GOON, Shnoopy, Lady A, DIVALICIOUS lol
@ TRS
If it is where I think my BFF is from there. She lives in PC now but that is her home town.
What happened i thought you got my email.
lovinal831 (@) yahoo (.) com
eRMY!!!
*BIG HUGZ*
ANYBODY LIKE PERFORMING THE GLAZED FACE??
HEY ERMY!!!
*Waves enthusiastically*
WHAT UP BG!!!
ermy erm!! truth!!
Whats going on in here folks?
ERMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES THAT’S THE REAL ERMY!!!!!!!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥ AND MAD LOVE TO ERMY!!!
@sexyQ
HOT WAX, STUN GUNS, LATEX GLOVES, BUTT PLUGS, INCLINED BEDS. NOW WE TALKING BUSINESS!
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Stun guns? I’m trying to have sex, not a seizure…
trs
where you stay @ in central fla?
MY EX AND I GOT IT IN AT CAPTN. GEORGE’S PARKING LOT AFTER WE FINISHED HAVING THE BUFFET!
IJM!! HEY!
HOT WAX, STUN GUNS, LATEX GLOVES, BUTT PLUGS, INCLINED BEDS. NOW WE TALKING BUSINESS!
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Yes to hot wax
Yes to a*al bead and b*tt plugs
yes to postur-pedic beds.
Lady A
Ijm
JB
Trs
Truth
*****s!!! *Head nod*
IJM
Girl I hit you up!!!! I emailed you! And I was born and raised in PC!!!!!!!!!!!
I will try again….if it doesn’t go through…
Holla at me!!
tameas @ live (.) com
@ BG
It is freaky friday so you already know!!
aw Tbird u always make me smile. *plays track “Nothin but love for ya” wit Heavy D on repeat for the room*
LOL
ERMY ERM
What it do?
butt plugs??? sxyQ go hard!
There was this one time with some hot candle wax….
MO
trs
where you stay @ in central fla?
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Gator country baby….Gville.
sxyQblondie IT IS WHAT IT IS SO DON’T GET IT TWISTED
HOT WAX, STUN GUNS, LATEX GLOVES, BUTT PLUGS, INCLINED BEDS. NOW WE TALKING BUSINESS!
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LMAO… I’m all for trying new things, but STUN GUNS and BUTT PLUGS???? No ma’am!
Why use butt plugs? For the sensation?
*confession* my ex girlfriend caught me jacking off to her homegirl pic…..lol
TEESTING!!!!!!!! OK MY TROLL IS OFF TODAY SMDH
YES to cu*****bers
Yes to bananas
yes to gl***** d*ldos (frozen is better)
Yes to long necked gl***** bottles (220z.)
bg
sup!
TRUTH!!!!
WHAT UP CUZZO!!!
BG falling off with the hearts. SMDH
I’m
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Just
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what it do Big Goon, dont start no trouble today
trs
ok
I see most of my peoples is here!
Ermy,
aw Tbird u always make me smile. *plays track “Nothin but love for ya” wit Heavy D on repeat for the room*
LOL
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Don’t make my cry girl!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*confession* my ex girlfriend caught me jacking off to her homegirl pic…..lol
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What was the reaction to that???
Did she jump up on it or did she have an attitude??
HEY BIG SIS!!!
How you feeling today??
How are my babies??
Um EWWWERS @ Shnoopy
Diva!!!
*PLAYS BILLY PAUL* “ME AND MRS JONES”……SETTING THE MOOD….LOVE THAT SONG.
Tbird u sho shenshative
IJM–
(In my Ermy Erm’s voice)
Errrrbody’s good!!!
@IJM WHAT UP MA THESE GROUPIES R RELENTLESS. I WOULDNT FEEL SO BAD IF MY IMPOSTER AT LEAST DID A LIL BETTER IN IMPOSTERIMG ME SMDH. I MEAN THE SHIIT IS JUST PATHETIC. MY TROLL IS EMBAR*****ING ME THEY NEED TO STEP THEY GAME UP THEY STARTING SHIIT WITH PPL AND GETTING THEY AZZ HANDED TO THEM. I MEAN CALLING PPL HAG’S HAG WHO THE FU TALKS LIKE THAT. THEY NEED TO SIT BACK CHECK MY FRESH AND WATCH THE WAY A CHICK MOVE SMDH.
YES to cu*****bers
Yes to bananas
yes to gl***** d*ldos (frozen is better)
Yes to long necked gl***** bottles (220z
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Approved…let me drink the beer first tho
**remembering the tootsie roll incident**
THEY MAKE DIFFERENT GAUGE BUTT PLUGS. CHECK INTO IT. THE 2X2 IS MY FAVORITE BUT I ALSO USE THE 3X1 ON OCC*****ION.
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
*confession* my ex girlfriend caught me jacking off to her homegirl pic…..lol
SHOULD’VE THROWN THE PIC INTO THE FIRE PLACE…LOL
What was the reaction to that???
Did she jump up on it or did she have an attitude
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she checked her temperture, with my king sized thermometer………Then when we were done she interrogated me like the first 48
@TRS… Hey girl T.G.I.F
@THE TRUTH… Girl, your “knock off” was tryna go hard yesterday. SMH, I commented to them, but I knew it wasn’t the REAL TRUTH
Then there was that time with the gun….
(shudders while getting moist)
TRS♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a ♥
Ermy,
Tbird u sho shenshative
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U right beautiful!
YES to cu*****bers
Yes to bananas
yes to gl***** d*ldos (frozen is better)
Yes to long necked gl***** bottles (220z
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Approved…let me drink the beer first tho
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You would have to. I don’t need no St. Ides. top cutting me up on the inside.
Bg(First place was my birthplace)
YES to cu*****bers
Yes to bananas
yes to gl***** d*ldos (frozen is better)
Yes to long necked gl***** bottles (220z
????? WTF
HOT WAX, STUN GUNS, LATEX GLOVES, BUTT PLUGS, INCLINED BEDS. NOW WE TALKING BUSINESS!
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Stun guns? I’m trying to have sex, not a seizure…
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Puahahaha!!!
I have not left this thread since I clicked on it…lol thanks for making my Friday…shout outs to all yall…
Then there was that time with the gun….
(shudders while getting moist)
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Imma fight cha
I am glad everybody is good. Maybe you could call the kid then. No excuses this time!!
**remembering the time in Long John Silver’s cooler**
**wondering what ever happened to him**
Just recently, I gave my dude, a sexy lap dance. Like 4 songs long..while I kissed and approached him, but he couldn’t touch. It was great, because when he finally was able to touch, he was so turned on, he turned me OUT.. FYI.. LADIES get in touch with your sexiness, and give your man the sexy dance you can and get the best sex EVER (i think ima do it again tonite)
:):)!!!! happy friday all
@ MrS*Glok
@TRS… Hey girl T.G.I.F
@THE TRUTH… Girl, your “knock off” was tryna go hard yesterday. SMH, I commented to them, but I knew it wasn’t the REAL TRUTH
MRSGLOK YEAH I SAW THAT AND BOSSIP CORNY AZZ EMPLOYEE WASNT CONVINCIMG. BOSSIP WAS ON SOME BULL CUS WHEN I TRIED TO RESPOND WITN NOOOO PROFANITY OR VULGARITY THEY WOULD NOT LET ME POST. GOOD LOOKING I’LL TALK THAT NIGG HELD ME DOWN HE SAW THAT FROM A MILE AWAY DUDE WAS LIKE THAT IS NOT THE REAL TRUTH SHE TOO SMOOTH FOR THAT SMDH AT MY TROLL.
@ Diva….what do my voice sound like? is it deep like Shaft, or sexy like mine
Lil Sis–
Debo is making his “grand entrance” tonight at 7:30. I should be home around 10. Is that a good time?
Bg(First place was my birthplace)
YES to cu*****bers
Yes to bananas
yes to gl***** d*ldos (frozen is better)
Yes to long necked gl***** bottles (220z
????? WTF
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LMAOOO!
THAT’S HOW WE GET IT POPPING OUT HERE!!!
GOT HIS D*CK ALL IN MY MOUTH AND ONE OF THOSE THINGS STROKING THE BOX!!
@ Ermy Erm–
It’s sessy! (no homo)
Lol!!
Lil Sis–
Debo is making his “grand entrance” tonight at 7:30. I should be home around 10. Is that a good time?
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Yes ma’am.
If that is good for you. Don’t make me come there and cut ya like we old skool!
Just real quickie
Just recently, I gave my dude, a sexy lap dance. Like 4 songs long..while I kissed and approached him, but he couldn’t touch. It was great, because when he finally was able to touch, he was so turned on, he turned me OUT.. FYI.. LADIES get in touch with your sexiness, and give your man the sexy dance you can and get the best sex EVER (i think ima do it again tonite)
:)!!!! happy friday all
THIS IS NEXT ON THE LIST…IMME NEED A WEEKEND FOR THE EXCITEMENT THOUGH…CAUSE WHEN I DANCE IT’S SERIOUS
*confession* I once got busy in a burger king bathroom. Dude looked real funny. Like his nose was plastic or something
**thinking ’bout the time I shouted out MAN, I JUST DON’T CARE while “doin’ it**
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y’all done got me started!
Where’s Shawn and this some shhh….?
hahahah @ Diva. well thankcha
And Southern Cabbage Patch?
Where is she???????????????
What was the reaction to that???
Did she jump up on it or did she have an attitude
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she checked her temperture, with my king sized thermometer………Then when we were done she interrogated me like the first 48
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THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!! GET IT FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER!!
@MRSGLOK IM SORRY IF HE/SHE SAID ANYTHING TO OFFEND U. I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS WEIRDO’S OBSESSION WITH ME IS. BUT LAST NIGHT IJM EMAILED DME ALL HYPE LIKE WHO IS THIS B*TCH TALKING BOUT U IM LIKE WHAT??? SHE EMAILED ME THE COMMENT AND THE FAKE TRUTH CALLED THE CHICK A HAG. HAG?? WHO THE FU TALKS LIEK THAT DEF NOT ME. I HAD TO TELL IJM TO CALM DOWN AND REALLY READ THAT WTF I LOOK LIKE SAYING SOME CORNBALL SHIIIT LIKE THAT SMDH. THE FAKE TRUTH IS GOING AROUND TRYING TO STYLE ON FOLKS AND START SHIIT ONLY THING IS THE PERSON KEEPS GETTING BACKED DOWN DEF NOT ME.
LMAO @ JB!
*confession* I once got busy in a burger king bathroom. Dude looked real funny. Like his nose was plastic or something
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LMAOOO! I got busy in the bathroom of KFC on West 4th street in the Village!!!
IJM,
I DON’T LIKE CU*****BERS
BANANAS ARE SOFT SO HE CAN EAT IT OUT
AND I ESPECIALLY DON’T DO GL*****!!!
PLUS I GET OFF ON GIVING…NO EXTRA TOYS NEEDED THOUGH IT SOUNDS INTERESTING.
WUDDUP TO ALL MY FREAKY LADIES?!
wow funny stories!!
**confession**
I slept with a blind man once.
Shoot–he didn’t even see it coming!!!
Damn…..I cant wait until 5 O’clock! Freaky Friday is in full effect!
Shout Out to everyone whos doing some “Choppin” tonight, or getting “Chopped Down.” lol.
@ *confession* I once got busy in a burger king bathroom. Dude looked real funny. Like his nose was plastic or something
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LMAOOO! I got busy in the bathroom of KFC on West 4th street in the Village!!!
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I GOT IT IN AT A POPEYE’S CHICKEN BATHROOM ON RICHMOND HWY!!!
Hey Elephant trunk
@ Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
That’s RIGHT!! I was real nice and lit, that way you don’t care.. GET LOOSE!!! (T.I.P)
@ MO
several times in the pick up in the woods.lol
Oooh! You have a pick up??!!! I love a man in a pick up! That means you know how to do ***** around the house! Do you have a tool belt and some steel toes? And a hard hat??????? lol!
@ TRS
check ya email
@Lady Architect,
You sound like my kinda gal. lol.
I slept with a man with no legs.
After wards, he kicked me out!
**hangs head in shame**
Ok yall I got to make jokes cause I am about to p***** out. The caffine/choclate crash is on its way.
HEY
ELEPHANT!!!
I asked about you earlier
OKAY WHERE IS PIMPIN’ AT??
What Up? Whats Happenin???
checkin in……..
@1 Tru Diva
Is your son playing junior varsity ball or rec league? I didn’t think you were much older than me pretty lady.
@ BIG SIS
SHUT UP!!!
YOU KILLING ME!!
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!
**confession**
I slept with a blind man once.
Shoot–he didn’t even see it coming!!!
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ON A SERIOUS NOTE i WONDER IF A BLIND DUDE IS GREAT AT SEX SINCE THEY HAVE TO ENHANCE THEIR OTHER SENSES WITH THEIR MAIN ONE BEING TOUCH.
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
HEY
ELEPHANT!!!
I asked about you earlier
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I SAW THAT!! GOOD TO KNOW I’M MISSED WHEN IM NOT HERE. LOL
*confession* I once got busy in a burger king bathroom. Dude looked real funny. Like his nose was plastic or something
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You let humpty hump, hit that pie?? lol
They call me dun dun, dun dun it all these nuccas I dun @#$%#! um all! SIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!! HA!
yall so wild!!!
Love having sex with a mirror on the ceiling.
Is it wrong that i get off on watching myself have sex more than the guy actually digging it out???
LOL!
Getting a mirror installed on the bedroom ceiling for Christmas…Whoohoo!!!
*confession* I once got busy in a burger king bathroom. Dude looked real funny. Like his nose was plastic or something
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy azz!!!!
REDD FOXX!!!!
ROME!!!!!!!
Redd Foxxx (This Is Gods Work You Know Pretty Wings)
What Up? Whats Happenin???
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all you haterz, get at me!! whaddup???
I SEE MY CYBER WIFE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!!!!
Redd Foxxx WUDDUP BEAUTIFUL?
Babe raped me yesterday morning. I was taken advantage of and I liked it. Nothing like waking up to some good good. Get on that ladies.
@THE TRUTH
@THE TRUTH… Girl, your “knock off” was tryna go hard yesterday. SMH, I commented to them, but I knew it wasn’t the REAL TRUTH
MRSGLOK YEAH I SAW THAT AND BOSSIP CORNY AZZ EMPLOYEE WASNT CONVINCIMG. BOSSIP WAS ON SOME BULL CUS WHEN I TRIED TO RESPOND WITN NOOOO PROFANITY OR VULGARITY THEY WOULD NOT LET ME POST. GOOD LOOKING I’LL TALK THAT NIGG HELD ME DOWN HE SAW THAT FROM A MILE AWAY DUDE WAS LIKE THAT IS NOT THE REAL TRUTH SHE TOO SMOOTH FOR THAT SMDH AT MY TROLL.
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Yeah girl, I knew it wasn’t you. I told em stop bitin off people’s name or somethin like that.
Hubby has a pretty good idea who it probably is, if it’s not Bossip staff, oh well… Let’s hope they don’t make an appearance.
Bossip on some shhhit.
On a big a$$ boulder in the middle of the woods butt naked like Adam and Eve! Carry on!
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
HEY
ELEPHANT!!!
I asked about you earlier
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I SAW THAT!! GOOD TO KNOW I’M MISSED WHEN IM NOT HERE. LOL
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Especially in the sexy thread!!
Babe raped me yesterday morning. I was taken advantage of and I liked it. Nothing like waking up to some good good. Get on that ladies.
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Was it during the morning wood?
That is the best time!!!
ON A SERIOUS NOTE i WONDER IF A BLIND DUDE IS GREAT AT SEX SINCE THEY HAVE TO ENHANCE THEIR OTHER SENSES WITH THEIR MAIN ONE BEING TOUCH.
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*bg blindfolds himself and puts on shades*
*Strictly for Lady A’s scientific research*
ROME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Donte–
He’s 15 and a sophomore.
@MrS*Glok
@THE TRUTH
@THE TRUTH… Girl, your “knock off” was tryna go hard yesterday. SMH, I commented to them, but I knew it wasn’t the REAL TRUTH
MRSGLOK YEAH I SAW THAT AND BOSSIP CORNY AZZ EMPLOYEE WASNT CONVINCIMG. BOSSIP WAS ON SOME BULL CUS WHEN I TRIED TO RESPOND WITN NOOOO PROFANITY OR VULGARITY THEY WOULD NOT LET ME POST. GOOD LOOKING I’LL TALK THAT NIGG HELD ME DOWN HE SAW THAT FROM A MILE AWAY DUDE WAS LIKE THAT IS NOT THE REAL TRUTH SHE TOO SMOOTH FOR THAT SMDH AT MY TROLL.
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Yeah girl, I knew it wasn’t you. I told em stop bitin off people’s name or somethin like that.
Hubby has a pretty good idea who it probably is, if it’s not Bossip staff, oh well… Let’s hope they don’t make an appearance.
Bossip on some shhhit.
OH YEAH CUS THE FAKE GLOK THAT FRUITY AZZ NIGG IS WILD THE PIC IS CRAZY LMAO. IM WAITING PATIENTLY TO SEE WHAT PIC THEY GONNA PUT UP OF THE SUPPOSED ME LMAO.
Awesome-O-3000 (D.U.K.E)
Babe raped me yesterday morning. I was taken advantage of and I liked it. Nothing like waking up to some good good. Get on that ladies.
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Lucky you……some of us fell victim to the 90day rule last night.
wtf is that about? lmao!!
@ Awesome-O-3000 (D.U.K.E)
Babe raped me yesterday morning. I was taken advantage of and I liked it. Nothing like waking up to some good good. Get on that ladies.
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I AGREE…I WOKE UP TO HAVING MY D*CK SUCKED THE OTHA MORNING!!! GREAT FEELING!!!
On a big a$$ boulder in the middle of the woods butt naked like Adam and Eve! Carry on!
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Baby i thought you forgot that!
Hi everybody!!!!!! I am not about to list everyones name. Mi Familia!
Happy Friday!!!!!!
hahaha yall are too funny..
TRS
My boo
!!!!!!!!!!
@IJM
Is it wrong that i get off on watching myself have sex more than the guy actually digging it out???
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Of course not. There was a mirror on my ceiling in Vegas. Great week.
Mini-van @ the job one night, Mayne those things have alot of room!
BIG SIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs GLOK!!!!!
Awesome-O-3000 (D.U.K.E)
Babe raped me yesterday morning. I was taken advantage of and I liked it. Nothing like waking up to some good good. Get on that ladies.
LMAOOO THIS IS MOST FUN!…ESPECIALLY WHEN U RIDE AND HE CAN’T GO ANYWHERE…JUST SAY SHUSH GIMME 10MINS…SMH
ON A SERIOUS NOTE i WONDER IF A BLIND DUDE IS GREAT AT SEX SINCE THEY HAVE TO ENHANCE THEIR OTHER SENSES WITH THEIR MAIN ONE BEING TOUCH.
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GOOD QUESTION
DO WE HAVE ANY DEAF OR BLIND PEOPLE IN HERE THAT CAN HELP US OUT WITH AN ANSWER??
ALSO I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR PARAPLEGICS IF THERE ARE ANY IN THE HOUSE THAT ARE STILL GETTING IT IN.
Got head from my best friend once..we both females..loved it. never did it again.
Rome
TRS
My boo
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What’s going on sweetie? You been MIA lately!
HEY REDD!!
ROME!
MRS. GLOK
Babe raped me yesterday morning. I was taken advantage of and I liked it. Nothing like waking up to some good good. Get on that ladies.
I am a serial rapist you will wake up with your bleep in my bleep and then i will jump on your bleep and ride off into the sunset! YEEHAA!
LMFAO!
redd foxx!!!
yea i got a truck,tools,some construction timbs,and a HARD hat.
@ IJM
Yeah, she saw that morning glory and attacked it like a pitbull, locked on.
@ Rome
I’m with you, wth is a 90 day rule?
I shoulda KNOWN this is where y’all freaks were hiding. SMH…
Happy Friday Fam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAOOO THIS IS MOST FUN!…ESPECIALLY WHEN U RIDE AND HE CAN’T GO ANYWHERE…JUST SAY SHUSH GIMME 10MINS…SMH
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Nevermind!!! lol
Bg(First place was my birthplace)
*bg blindfolds himself and puts on shades*
*Strictly for Lady A’s scientific research*
TEST SUBJECT 1…PLEASE STEP FORWARD FOR EVALUATION
redd foxx
i could see from our previous comments,we both like nature.wink’
On a big a$$ boulder in the middle of the woods butt naked like Adam and Eve! Carry on!
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Baby i thought you forgot that!
LMAOOOO!!! Of course not!
@TRS
I know boo but I try to stay away from some of the craziness on here sometimes…….. what’s crakin ya miss me?
vee!!!!
ROME,
LMAOOOOOOO POOR THING.
I was giving oral once drunk as hell..threw up while it was in my mouth and kept going till he was done..yea i know trifling
but i was too done.lol
@ Awesome-O-3000 (D.U.K.E)
Babe raped me yesterday morning. I was taken advantage of and I liked it. Nothing like waking up to some good good. Get on that ladies.
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I AGREE…I WOKE UP TO HAVING MY D*CK SUCKED THE OTHA MORNING!!! GREAT FEELING!!!
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HELL NO!! WE WANT TO RIDE, BOUNCE AND SPIN ON THAT MORNING WOOD!! YOU CAN GET KNOWLEDGE AFTER YOU GET THAT FIRST NUT!!
redd foxx!!!
yea i got a truck,tools,some construction timbs,and a HARD hat.
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And I keep my headphones just in case DJ Pumpmaster Sex needs to spin a record or 2
Sis,
I am a serial rapist you will wake up with your bleep in my bleep and then i will jump on your bleep and ride off into the sunset! YEEHAA!
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My name is
T
R
S
And I fully endorse this message!!
Redd Foxxx (This Is Gods Work You Know Pretty Wings)
Babe raped me yesterday morning. I was taken advantage of and I liked it. Nothing like waking up to some good good. Get on that ladies.
I am a serial rapist you will wake up with your bleep in my bleep and then i will jump on your bleep and ride off into the sunset! YEEHAA!
LMFAO!
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@IJM
Is it wrong that i get off on watching myself have sex more than the guy actually digging it out???
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Of course not. There was a mirror on my ceiling in Vegas. Great week.
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Just had to make sure I wasn’t any crazier than I know I am.
I was giving oral once drunk as hell..threw up while it was in my mouth and kept going till he was done..yea i know trifling
but i was too done.lol
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I have done that too
Rome
what’s crakin ya miss me?
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You know I missed ya!! You can’t be abandoning your boo!
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
I SEE MY CYBER WIFE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!!!!
Redd Foxxx WUDDUP BEAUTIFUL?
Hey Babe! Don’t start acting too bad now! I know you! “Elephant Trunk” wait till I catch your a$$ and put you back on this chain!
@ IJM
Yeah, she saw that morning glory and attacked it like a pitbull, locked on.
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THAT IS THE BEST KIND.
I was giving oral once drunk as hell..threw up while it was in my mouth and kept going till he was done..yea i know trifling
but i was too done.lol
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And you get a big YUCK
Redd. Sup love?
I am a serial rapist you will wake up with your bleep in my bleep and then i will jump on your bleep and ride off into the sunset! YEEHAA!
2SNAPS AND A ROUND OF APPLAUSE
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
@ Awesome-O-3000 (D.U.K.E)
Babe raped me yesterday morning. I was taken advantage of and I liked it. Nothing like waking up to some good good. Get on that ladies.
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I AGREE…I WOKE UP TO HAVING MY D*CK SUCKED THE OTHA MORNING!!! GREAT FEELING!!!
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HELL NO!! WE WANT TO RIDE, BOUNCE AND SPIN ON THAT MORNING WOOD!! YOU CAN GET KNOWLEDGE AFTER YOU GET THAT FIRST NUT!!
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OF COURSE SHE RODE IT BUT THE KNOWLEDGE WAS TO WAKE ME UP!! I MUST SAY….I HAD A REALLY GOOD DAY THAT DAY!! LMAO
I peed on a man once.
I think I told you guys about that, though.
*confession* I got so drunk in the club one time, i had a one night stand with a ***** that one of her legs was longer than the other…..I didn’t notice until she limped into the room to serve me breakfast in bed…..
90 day rule? Hell nicca you can sa hello for the first time and then is one in the Waffle house bathroom.
I peed on a man once.
I think I told you guys about that, though.
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BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT…. LOL
@ Redd Foxxx (This Is Gods Work You Know Pretty Wings)
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
I SEE MY CYBER WIFE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!!!!
Redd Foxxx WUDDUP BEAUTIFUL?
Hey Babe! Don’t start acting too bad now! I know you! “Elephant Trunk” wait till I catch your a$$ and put you back on this chain!
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TRUST ME MAMI…IF THAT DAY PRESENTS ITSELF……..U WILL BE THE 1ST TO KNOW!!!
in the living room,while tia and granny in the room talking.lol
Catching up on the thread…thank Gawd for Freaky Friday…LMAO at y’all.
Hey TRS, Lady A, BG, IJM, *MOcars, etc…
I’m getting horny readn this-nned to make that call…
Got busy in the hospital one time when I went to visit my grandmother. We found a room with one bed occupied. There was an old lady in the bed next to us. I think she was dead.
Creeped me out at first.
BG
You have failed to speak to me today.
You betta recognize!!!!
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
@ Awesome-O-3000 (D.U.K.E)
Babe raped me yesterday morning. I was taken advantage of and I liked it. Nothing like waking up to some good good. Get on that ladies.
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I AGREE…I WOKE UP TO HAVING MY D*CK SUCKED THE OTHA MORNING!!! GREAT FEELING!!!
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HELL NO!! WE WANT TO RIDE, BOUNCE AND SPIN ON THAT MORNING WOOD!! YOU CAN GET KNOWLEDGE AFTER YOU GET THAT FIRST NUT!!
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OF COURSE SHE RODE IT BUT THE KNOWLEDGE WAS TO WAKE ME UP!! I MUST SAY….I HAD A REALLY GOOD DAY THAT DAY!! LMAO
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Maybe…but i would have just rolled ya azz over and woke you up by being on top.
Ok so don’t go into the Waffle House bathroom down in Cape Canveral, FL. You will never look at it the same and can only from this point on picture JB getting it in.
VEE!!!!!!
Good to see you!
Did you get my email? I hit you up….
JB (ECU’s band has nothing on that Spartan Legion Band!!)
90 day rule? Hell nicca you can sa hello for the first time and then is one in the Waffle house bathroom.
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I REMEMBER ONE NIGHT BACK WHEN THE TAJ(my DMV/GOGO heads know bout that 1) WAS STILL OPEN I BANGED THIS CHICK ON THE RIGHT SIDE BY THE SPEAKER!!!
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
OF COURSE SHE RODE IT BUT THE KNOWLEDGE WAS TO WAKE ME UP!! I MUST SAY….I HAD A REALLY GOOD DAY THAT DAY!! LMAO
AGREES…FIRST THING IS TO GET IT AT FULL ATTENTION THEN PROCEED…THIS TURNS A GUY ON TOO
redd foxx!!!
yea i got a truck,tools,some construction timbs,and a HARD hat.
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And I keep my headphones just in case DJ Pumpmaster Sex needs to spin a record or 2
Yall crazy!!
@THE TRUTH
@IJM.. Hey girl, you givin me lots of ideas and have me over here LMAO
I loved the fire escape story HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
@ Artist formerly
HEY MOmma!
QUESTION FOR ANY BODY
WHO HERE IS IN THE MILE HIGH CLUB???
I squirted on my boo face while he was giving me head..didnt tell him i was almost there..just wanted him to feel what its like to have juices on the face lol
Hey 1Tru Diva, Awesome, JB, Snoop-lmao @ these stories. Continue, please…
@ TRS-w*****up Gurl (waving like a proud Moms at her kids’ graduation)
Naw I never got your email 
Hit me up again pls. I’m relaxing now But y’all got a chick thinkin’ she should start a lil trouble…
Vee!!
Howya been?
90 day rule? Hell nicca you can sa hello for the first time and then is one in the Waffle house bathroom.
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Meet me at the 7-11 by ODU
in the living room,while tia and granny in the room talking.lol
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LMAOOOOO!!
BACKSHOTS IN FRONT OF THE TOILET WHILE HIS GRANDMOTHER FOLDED CLOTHES IN THE LIVING ROOM RIGHT NEXT DOOR.
WE PROCEEDED TO GO INTO THE KITCHEN WHICH WAS BEHIND THE BATHROOM AND DO IT ON THE CHAIR AND THE COUNTER TOP…
I hope he washed that counter top off after I left.
I let a white boy give me some head. And I made out with a white boy in the club, like in the stairwell. I remember bruhs were walking by looking at me like they wanted to kill me for that!
@YeaIDidIt
I squirted on my boo face while he was giving me head..didnt tell him i was almost there..just wanted him to feel what its like to have juices on the face lol
AND I SUPPORT THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR 1000% I SAID IT B4 AND WILL SAY IT A MILLION TIMES THERE IT NOTHING MORE LIBERATING THEN BUSTING IN A NIGG FACE!!
BG
I was wrong, you did speak to me.
♥♥♥♥
Oh and lady A i think that was you who mention something about WB’s and face. YES!!!!
Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
OF COURSE SHE RODE IT BUT THE KNOWLEDGE WAS TO WAKE ME UP!! I MUST SAY….I HAD A REALLY GOOD DAY THAT DAY!! LMAO
AGREES…FIRST THING IS TO GET IT AT FULL ATTENTION THEN PROCEED…THIS TURNS A GUY ON TOO
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I wake up at full attention, Sargent Slaughter be on the prowl before me.
*confessions* Moms caught me humping 2 live crew album cover when i was little
Hey VEE!!!
I *****d on 40/85 during rush hour.
Damn near rammed the car in front of me when I came.
Redd Foxxx (This Is Gods Work You Know Pretty Wings)
I let a white boy give me some head. And I made out with a white boy in the club, like in the stairwell. I remember bruhs were walking by looking at me like they wanted to kill me for that!
IS NOW RETHINKING THIS WHITE BOY THING….HMMMMMMM
@ ALL THE LADIES: IF U CAN SQUIRT…ITS A MUST THAT U SQUIRT ALL OVA MY FACE WHILE IM DOWN THERE…BECAUSE I WOULD DEFINITELY DO YOU THE SAME WAY!!!! LMFAO
Had s*x in the back car of the #2 train at East 180th Street
and the #4 train @ woodlawn avenue.
*confession* Every woman i f#cked at there house, i usually wipe my d!ck off on they good towels….WTF is wrong with me??
*confession* I used to have relations with myself when out to sea while staring at the pictures of slaves in my Black History text book. Sea life is hard
@ ALL THE LADIES: IF U CAN SQUIRT…ITS A MUST THAT U SQUIRT ALL OVA MY FACE WHILE IM DOWN THERE…BECAUSE I WOULD DEFINITELY DO YOU THE SAME WAY!!!! LMFAO
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Okay…BET!!!
*confession* I used to have relations with myself when out to sea while staring at the pictures of slaves in my Black History text book. Sea life is hard
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WTF!!!
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
Had s*x in the back car of the #2 train at East 180th Street
and the #4 train @ woodlawn avenue.
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I GOT IT IN @ THE TOP OF HUNTINGTON STATION IN VA ONE NIGHT!!!
@ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
@ ALL THE LADIES: IF U CAN SQUIRT…ITS A MUST THAT U SQUIRT ALL OVA MY FACE WHILE IM DOWN THERE…BECAUSE I WOULD DEFINITELY DO YOU THE SAME WAY!!!! LMFAO
XACLTY NIGGZ DO IT ALL THE TIME THAT IS WHY WHEN WOMEN DO IT I SUPPORT THIS BEHAVIOR LMAO
@ Snoop
*confession* Every woman i f#cked at there house, i usually wipe my d!ck off on they good towels….WTF is wrong with me??
I’ve done that too, there’s nothing wrong with her going to reach for the good towel and remembering that thrashing you gave.
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
@ ALL THE LADIES: IF U CAN SQUIRT…ITS A MUST THAT U SQUIRT ALL OVA MY FACE WHILE IM DOWN THERE…BECAUSE I WOULD DEFINITELY DO YOU THE SAME WAY!!!! LMFAO
How you just going to give out my face like that? j/k not a problem though!
jb
the waffle house on A1A?
@1 Tru Diva
Is he on the big squad/varsity?
REDD FOXXX,
YES GIRL…WHITE BOY PUT THE OFFER OUT THERE AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE..MADE ME TURN MORE RED THAN HIM…LOL
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
@ ALL THE LADIES: IF U CAN SQUIRT…ITS A MUST THAT U SQUIRT ALL OVA MY FACE WHILE IM DOWN THERE…BECAUSE I WOULD DEFINITELY DO YOU THE SAME WAY!!!! LMFAO
SNOOOOPPPPPPYYYYYY _________FLATELINED______
Jb–
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Do NOT p***** go!
Do NOT collect $200.00
I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
@ ALL THE LADIES: IF U CAN SQUIRT…ITS A MUST THAT U SQUIRT ALL OVA MY FACE WHILE IM DOWN THERE…BECAUSE I WOULD DEFINITELY DO YOU THE SAME WAY!!!! LMFAO
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Okay…BET!!!
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u know…do me/I’ll do u!! LLS!!!
@Donte–
Varsity now. He started the season on JV but they moved him up.
JB
*confession* I used to have relations with myself when out to sea while staring at the pictures of slaves in my Black History text book. Sea life is hard
I keep telling you, all you need to do is get some shackles, I’ll even let you call me Kofi and do war chants.
@1TruDiva-I’m chillin’-can’t complain. How are u?
@Awesome-W*****up Boo-I see you trying to corrupt JB at 7-11 huh? SMH…LMAO
@Redd Foxxx-the brothas shouldsn’t have been made at you & YT…they get MUCH play from the snowflakes so hey-do u!
@ Snoop-how old were u when u humped that album cover? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*confession* Every woman i f#cked at there house, i usually wipe my d!ck off on they good towels….WTF is wrong with me??
You know what Snoop I was just thinking the same thing! WTH is wrong with you! I think if our paths ever crossed we would bump heads! You are a mess! What is your sign?
confession: i want a woman to squirt all over my face and body.
**confession**
I had sex on the conference room table a work.
**smiling at the memory**
@ Redd Foxxx (This Is Gods Work You Know Pretty Wings)
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
@ ALL THE LADIES: IF U CAN SQUIRT…ITS A MUST THAT U SQUIRT ALL OVA MY FACE WHILE IM DOWN THERE…BECAUSE I WOULD DEFINITELY DO YOU THE SAME WAY!!!! LMFAO
How you just going to give out my face like that? j/k not a problem though!
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LMFAO!!! ITS STILL ALL YOURS BABY!!!
@ Lady A
Test…i keep responding to you it isn’t going through
**confession**
I *****d with a hairbrush before.
Afterward, I proceeded to do my hair.
Now that I think of it, I got a lot of compliments on my hair that day.
Nov 6, 2009 – 3:12 pm …*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
confession: i want a woman to squirt all over my face and body.
HAHAHAHA I LIKE
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
@ Lady A
Test…i keep responding to you it isn’t going through
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CHALK IT UP AS A LOSS MA…ITS NOT MEANT TO BE LOL
@ Lady A
I said do it.
I got hit off by one who worked for F*d*x. He was stacked and it was off the hook!!!
@Vee
Lol, yeah, but she’s not giving in. I think I need a sailor uniform and a proper salute.
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
@ Lady A
Test…i keep responding to you it isn’t going through
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CHALK IT UP AS A LOSS MA…ITS NOT MEANT TO BE LOL
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BOOOO I got it so ssshhhhhh!!
REDD FOXXX,
YES GIRL…WHITE BOY PUT THE OFFER OUT THERE AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE..MADE ME TURN MORE RED THAN HIM…LOL
Girl I’m telling you the face was awesome. I couldnt give it to him though. Hll he offered and I accepted.
*confession*
I had sex at the baseball diamond at Crotona Park field
I had sex on the stairs of Morningside Park.
JB
*confession* I used to have relations with myself when out to sea while staring at the pictures of slaves in my Black History text book.
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You got me sis…
I can’t even speak. I am OUT of breath!!!
WOW…JB has showed out beyond compare…
*confession*
I m*sturb*ted on webcams a few times
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!
**confession**
I *****d with a hairbrush before.
Afterward, I proceeded to do my hair.
Now that I think of it, I got a lot of compliments on my hair that day.
DEAD OMG _____IN LOVING MEMORY OF “THE TRUTH”______
@1TruDiva-I had sex on the conference room table a work…
DAM-IT I WANT TO DO THAT!!!!! But I’d have to smuggle my Boo in there–no way I’d sleep with any of the misfits in my office, SMH…
@Awesome-Sailor Suits/uniforms can do WONDERS for a girls’ libido. A crisp-clean dude does bring the wet-wet. I’m just sayin’…
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
*confession*
I m*sturb*ted on webcams a few times
WTF “SIDE EYE” ON OVA LEAN
@ trs–
Jb got me with that one, too!
Lol!
I lost my virginity to my babysitter!!
She was 17 and curvy as they come. 
I didn’t mean to kill the truth!
I’m……so…….sawwwwwy!!!
**weeping**
**confession**
I did it in the choir stand.
**hangs head in shame**
@ Mo, I can’t remember I was alittle liquored up.
LMAOOOOOOOO-wow JB you get a gold star for that.
I co-sign with TRS…-you are showing out!
@1TruDiva-*****d with a hair brush then used it to do your hair? Waste-not-want-not-huh?
Hahaaaaaaa, SMH…
@I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
*confession*
I m*sturb*ted on webcams a few times
WTF “SIDE EYE” ON OVA LEAN
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Yeah that was odd because he had to text what he was doing….it was definitely odd but hey, i got my nut
**confession**
I did it in the choir stand.
**hangs head in shame**
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OH LAWD….NOT THAT CHU’CH!!!
@ TRS, IJM and DivA
They were fine. Chocolate, biceps looking all sweaty. They were naked and being p*****ed out uniforms to join the calvary.
Getting moist just thinking about them
*confession* got a shoe fettish and once banged this short 5′0″ chick wit a fatt A** on the 9th hole of the golf course at Ft. Meade! had her hanging on to the hole marker with nothin but pumps on…….ya boy was but ***** naked….socks and all!!!
if i meet a woman that could squirt,ill marry her
Hey VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
**confession**
I did it in the choir stand.
**hangs head in shame**
DIVA!!!!!!!!!
When I was in highschool I gave my boyfriend a hnd jb during the sermon. I thought I was bad! LMAO! I had to ask forgiveness for that one as an adult! SMDH!
*lurking*
*confession* I once got my back blown out at the Terpins Football stadium. Oh wait that is the future. OOps my bad
BRB y’all!
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t mean to kill the truth!
I’m……so…….sawwwwwy!!!
**weeping**
GURL I HAD TO BE BROUGHT BACK I WAS FIGHTING NOT TO WALK INTO THE LIGHT DEAD LMAO
You know what Snoop I was just thinking the same thing! WTH is wrong with you! I think if our paths ever crossed we would bump heads! You are a mess! What is your sign?
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lol….aquarius
hey vee, how you been??
@ Z
You can come join us
**ultimate confession**
I had problems with my water heater so a repairman came to look at it. Long story short, he looked like Forrest Whitaker but I swear his tongue had to be all of 6 inches!!
I let him eat it!
Rome A.K.A. ( Beautiful music when champagne flutes click, beautiful women sippin’ through rouge lips)!!!!
*confession* got a shoe fettish and once banged this short 5′0″ chick wit a fatt A** on the 9th hole of the golf course at Ft. Meade! had her hanging on to the hole marker with nothin but pumps on…….ya boy was but ***** naked….socks and all!!
WHAT!…I’M SO SHOCKED BY THIS SIR…
if i meet a woman that could squirt,ill marry her
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I squirt (married though) but I believe a couple of the other ladies up here do.
We are common, so I am sure you will find her soon.
ROMEY ROME!! whaddup patna??
Is it safe to enter?
@ Redd–
Girl???!!! Every time I p***** that church I smile.
JB (ECU’s band has nothing on that Spartan Legion Band!!)
*confession* I once got my back blown out at the Terpins Football stadium. Oh wait that is the future. OOps my bad
R.I.P LADY A….
@ TRS, IJM and DivA
They were fine. Chocolate, biceps looking all sweaty. They were naked and being p*****ed out uniforms to join the calvary.
Getting moist just thinking about them
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OOOOHHH You know how i feel about a chocolate man!!
naked in the driveway,on the car,full moon with the front light off.lol
@ Z–
Grab a chair and join in!
Lady A
LMAO!!!!
…*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
naked in the driveway,on the car,full moon with the front light off.lol
DON’T SPEAK ABOUT MY FANTASIES UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO HELP ME ACHIEVE THEM.
I WAS ON A DELIVERY ONCE AND I SAW THIS CHICK MASTERBATING WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING AND I ASKED IF SHE NEEDED HELP AND NEEDLESS TO SAY….I WAS LATE COMING BACK TO WORK! I LIED AND TOLD MY MANAGER THE TRUCK WOULDNT START!!
@ Z
Yes come on in!! You are welcomed amongst the freaks and wh*remongers!
ijm
ive been searching all my life.never even met a squirter. its like their only on the videos.
@ LADY A
DON’T SPEAK ABOUT MY FANTASIES UNLESS YOU ARE READY TO HELP ME ACHIEVE THEM.
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IM ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP WITH YOUR FANTASIES AND I HAVE NO PROB BEING TEST SUBJECT #2. LLS!!!
* confessions* i f#cked these twins joined together at the head, i was already f%cking one sister, and i knew the other wasn’t get no d!ck so i f#cked her too…….lol j/k
I won’t go into details but I WILL say this–if you’re ever in my neck of the woods, don’t EVER eat at Kyotos. If you do, don’t sit at the table to the immediate left near the cash register.
Proceed…..
Lady A That must have went over his head
…*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
if i meet a woman that could squirt,ill marry her
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LMAO I had my first squirting experience last week… Made hubby weak at the knees! A b–tch gotta learn how to work them muscles
@ …*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
ijm
ive been searching all my life.never even met a squirter. its like their only on the videos.
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THEY REALLY DO EXIST!! I SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR MINE BUT I FOUND HER AND I MAKE SURE SHE STAYS PUT!!!
WHERE ALL THE LADIES GO?!
@ Snoop
Taurus
JB (ECU’s band has nothing on that Spartan Legion Band!!)
Lady A That must have went over his head
LOLOL MAYBE
CONFESSION* HAS A FANTASY OF GIVING A GUY THE BUSINESS IN A COMPUTER CHAIR…HAS TO BE A GOOD COMPUTER CHAIR TOO.
They were fine. Chocolate, biceps looking all sweaty. They were naked and being p*****ed out uniforms to join the calvary.
Getting moist just thinking about them
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WOW @ a “chocolate man…”
*sigh*
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
IM ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP WITH YOUR FANTASIES AND I HAVE NO PROB BEING TEST SUBJECT #2. LLS!!!
HMMMM YOU KNOW I JUST DROVE THROUGH YOUR AREA THE OTHER DAY COMING FROM PA
@ Redd Foxxx
SO DOES THAT MEAN U RIDE IT LIKE A BULL? LLS!!!
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
* confessions* i f#cked these twins joined together at the head, i was already f%cking one sister, and i knew the other wasn’t get no d!ck so i f#cked her too…….lol j/k
OK SNOOOOPPPY IM DONE WITH U I NEARLY PEED MYSELF
@ Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
IM ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP WITH YOUR FANTASIES AND I HAVE NO PROB BEING TEST SUBJECT #2. LLS!!!
HMMMM YOU KNOW I JUST DROVE THROUGH YOUR AREA THE OTHER DAY COMING FROM PA
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SHOULDA SAID SUMTHING….IT WOULDA BEEN THE BEST FACETIME U EVA HAD!!!
@ Mo
I tried to tell you how to make a girl sqrt but they wouldnt post it. I think I have a hater who works at Bossip.
Vee I tried to respond to you and they wouldnt post it.
Yes Chocolate man with muscles.
@Snoop-u need to stop, LMAO…I’m doing fine thx. U must be doing well too-still cuttin’ up I see.
@JB–you map out your future fantasies/get-it-in sessions too huh? Same here-I wanna get piped down in the local library. I am going to find a way to do it!!
Where’s MIJDC? He’d LOVE this!
**fantasy**
(covering Princess’ ears)
I dream of polishing off Jerome Bettis’ ***** while Tony Romo is going in me back door!
F#ck bossip for filtering my comments!!! i’m out snoop!!
Lady A
Atleast I didn’t mention the tow roommates I had one year for my b-day! *haning my head*
I’m out this ***** This nasty ole man keeps getting butterball a$$ naked naked waiting for nurses to come in the room!!!! ………Oh did I mention he wears a diaper and *****es it off when he has to *****!!!!! ewwwwwwww
Dueces II
@ Redd Foxxx (This Is Gods Work You Know Pretty Wings)
@ Mo
I tried to tell you how to make a girl sqrt but they wouldnt post it. I think I have a hater who works at Bossip.
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HOW U GONNA GIVE AWAY MY SECRET?! J/K
Snoop
Stop being a tattle-tale. It was them siamese twins who are black and connected at the head who live in LA.
Ummm lil Sis?????
Would you like to share anything????? LOL!!!
**another fantasy**
I fantasize about being on the side of the road with car trouble…..two men in a pickup offer me a ride…I sit on one’s lap while giving head to the other.
OMG, Lawd help me!!!
I squirt most of the time..if i dont then he didnt do me rite lol
I love the look on there faces..I was with this white boy and he did me tooo good (damn maybe i should call him) lol anyways had me squirt like 3 times. he gonna say “why didnt you tell me you squirt?” LOL
umm yea ill say that next time. Hi my name is Stacie and I squirt.
Diva
You been reading my book of fantasies?
When I was in Jersey I had a fling in the restaurant parkling lot with a waiter I had just met before dinner…he was too cute to p***** up! We didn’t go all the way though because he didn’t have a condom.
Redd Foxxx-Uh Oh…what did you say in your response? Try to say it again-in a ‘parental advisory’ way, lol. SMH…have I been gone THAT long that bossip has gotten prudish on me? Dayumn!!
JB (ECU’s band has nothing on that Spartan Legion Band!!)
Yes Chocolate man with muscles.
AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
HOW U GONNA GIVE AWAY MY SECRET?! J/K
What??? LOL!
I had one that squirted once…….chick soaked through the comforter on the floor! Good thing I was at her place. who wants to clean that***** up every time? ….not me.
I HAVE A FANTASY OF EATING ALICIA KEYS OUT WHILE RED FOXX RIDES ME!!!
@ Vee
I was just telling you about the WB make out expereince when the bruhs were getting mad. I did not curse or anything. Forget them!
@Jb–
SENDME THE BOOK. *****TO!!!!
@1trudiva-ok I can’t get with Tony Romo-but I too wonder what sex is like with a couple of ballers: Ray Lewis and Mike Vick are at the TOP of the GOTTTTTDAYUMN list! SMH…followed by Lebron, Dwight Howard, Dwayne Wade and Chris Paul. Oh ain’t nothing like a black man-thank you Jezusssss…
VEE…YES BOSSIP HAS STARTED BLOCKING THINGS.
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER),
SO SORRY I MISSED YOU ALONG THE WAY…
@ Vee–
My fantasy would be for them to do me on the 50 yard line at Giant Stadium.
I HAVE A FANTASY OF EATING ALICIA KEYS OUT WHILE RED FOXX RIDES ME!!!
OMG!!!
*riding around the neighborhood with the chain looking for yo a$$* You won’t break free this time! LOL!
Rome A.K.A. ( Beautiful music when champagne flutes click, beautiful women sippin’ through rouge lips)!!!!
I had one that squirted once…….chick soaked through the comforter on the floor! Good thing I was at her place. who wants to clean that***** up every time? ….not me.
DEAD U DONT WANT TO CLEAN IT UP BUT I BET U, U ENJOY THE FEELING SMDH SELFISH NIGGZ I TELL U. YES SHE LUCKY SHE WASNT ON THE BED B/C U DEF SAOK UP THE WHOLE DAMN SHEETS DOWN TO THE MATRESS SMDH
They are blocking my posts to The artist formally known *****
Man, all ya’ll stories are lame! Once you’ve been to a swinger party with your girl, 5 couples (no homo) and 2 single ladies, on a spinning bed, with people watching, come holla atcha boi!
@ Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER),
SO SORRY I MISSED YOU ALONG THE WAY…
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YOU SHOULD BE!! YOUR P***Y WOULD BE MAD @ U IF SHE KNEW WHAT SHE MISSED OUT ON!!
@ Vee and Diva
Reggie Bush and Dwight Howard! I was on Reggie way before Kim so F that B!
I NEED TO TAKE A PAIR OF PUMPS AND JUST POST MY LEGS AGAINST THE WALL LIKE THIS PHOTO…I’M INSPIRED…
@Redd Foxxx-I hear ya Girl. YT boys aint my style but I ain’t mad at sistas who are into that. I’ve heard they got skillz-some of ‘em anyway. Like I said, many-a-bruh gets it in with snowflakes so hey: its only fair that we do it too!
Redd Foxxx (This Is Gods Work You Know Pretty Wings)
I HAVE A FANTASY OF EATING ALICIA KEYS OUT WHILE RED FOXX RIDES ME!!!
OMG!!!
*riding around the neighborhood with the chain looking for yo a$$* You won’t break free this time! LOL!
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LMFAO!!! U CAN BLACK SNAKE MOAN ME ANYTIME BABY!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
YOU SHOULD BE!! YOUR P***Y WOULD BE MAD @ U IF SHE KNEW WHAT SHE MISSED OUT ON!!
SMH…ADDICTION HAS HER NAME FOR A REASON…DON’T GET CAUGHT UP NOW.
I’m Back Y’all!!!
I ALSO GOT A FANATASY OF LADY A RIDING MY TONGUE WHILE IN THE CAR WIT JB ON THE WAY TO THE FOOTBALL GAME!!!
Let’s keep this between us……..
When I was in high school, I had to talk to my guidance counselor. I always thought he was fine!!! Anywho–sitting across from him, I kept opening my legs–ever so slightly, almost like in an offhanded kind of way. I had a short jean skirt on and I knew he noticed because when I went around to his side of the desk, he was ROCK HARD!!! I kept “accidentally” rubbing myself against him. If he would’ve asked for some or made an attempt, I think it would’ve let him.
To this day, I get moist when I think about that.
@Redd Foxxx-I hear ya Girl. YT boys aint my style but I ain’t mad at sistas who are into that. I’ve heard they got skillz-some of ‘em anyway. Like I said, many-a-bruh gets it in with snowflakes so hey: its only fair that we do it too!
I’m not into them either It just happened, my girl was working at the club as a hostess, I was sitting at the bar alone he started buying me shots all night next thing i know it was on.
@1TruDiva-I’m saying…Ray Lewis can get IT at the SuperBowl with me bent over the field-goal upright. In front of errrrrrrrrrrrrbody: fans, media, coaches, referees, my momma-ok????
@Redd Foxxx-Gurl dont u get me started about how DISAPPOINTED I am in Reggie Bush’s ignant azz: all the chocolate he’s missing out on for that TAINTED Vanilla. SMH…
@JB-why won’t they let your posts come in? Did you say some wild -ish? I know u (j/k, lol…)
BRB peeps
@ Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
YOU SHOULD BE!! YOUR P***Y WOULD BE MAD @ U IF SHE KNEW WHAT SHE MISSED OUT ON!!
SMH…ADDICTION HAS HER NAME FOR A REASON…DON’T GET CAUGHT UP NOW.
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U KNOW THEY SAY VA IS FOR LOVER AND I LOVE TO BEAT THE P***Y UP WIT MY TONGUE!!!!!! SO I THINK THE ROLES WOULDA BEEN REVERSED U KNO….SHE BEING ADDICTED TO ME!!!
@ …*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
ijm
ive been searching all my life.never even met a squirter. its like their only on the videos.
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THEY REALLY DO EXIST!! I SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR MINE BUT I FOUND HER AND I MAKE SURE SHE STAYS PUT!!!
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I exist!!!!….although I have made movies too.
Um, most have been deleted but their are two I am not sure what happened to.
If anyone sees a video with a chick with ALLEN tattooed on her azz…that might be me.
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
@ …*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
ijm
ive been searching all my life.never even met a squirter. its like their only on the videos.
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THEY REALLY DO EXIST!! I SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR MINE BUT I FOUND HER AND I MAKE SURE SHE STAYS PUT!!!
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I exist!!!!….although I have made movies too.
Um, most have been deleted but their are two I am not sure what happened to.
If anyone sees a video with a chick with ALLEN tattooed on her azz…that might be me.
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DAMN THAT WAS U…..I GOT SUM HEAD TO THAT VIDEO!!! J/K!!
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
I ALSO GOT A FANATASY OF LADY A RIDING MY TONGUE WHILE IN THE CAR WIT JB ON THE WAY TO THE FOOTBALL GAME!!!
THIS CAN BE ARRANGED…I’M A RIDER…*PLAYS A REMIX OF ESPN AND CARRIE UNDERWOOD*
WHY hasn’t the party started yet?
Am I going to have to show out in here?!!!
@ Vee
Nothing. Just that the game is this weekend
trs
WHY hasn’t the party started yet?
Am I going to have to show out in here?!!!
I THINK SO
@ Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
I ALSO GOT A FANATASY OF LADY A RIDING MY TONGUE WHILE IN THE CAR WIT JB ON THE WAY TO THE FOOTBALL GAME!!!
THIS CAN BE ARRANGED…I’M A RIDER…*PLAYS A REMIX OF ESPN AND CARRIE UNDERWOOD*
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WE GON’ HAVE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN!! JB MIGHT WANNA BRING EAR PLUGS CUZ…ITS GONNA BE LOUD!!! LLS
@ Vee–
My fantasy would be for them to do me on the 50 yard line at Giant Stadium
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I WOULD LOVE IT…AND SENECA WALLACE HAS TO BE ONE OF THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS BEATING IT AND EATING IT UP…
WHOO SENECA WALLACE CAN GET THE BUSINESS!
@ Flower
I got plugs. But when I get to the game, I am looking for some college kid so he can start going to therapy after I am done.
damn i missed alot
Twin,
OK…
but only if the regulars in “our” circle show up….
OK so if
JB
Red Foxxx (Red *****xx) and Big SIS!!!
BG
Snoop
Whoa
Truth
Rome
JP
IJM
MO
Vee
Diva
This some Shhh
Come out and play…
It’s been kinda dead…
* confession # 198* I’m f#cking one of bossip staff’s girlfriend……you can filter my words, but not this d!ck…..bwahahahahahaha
I would give my son’s algebra teacher some.
He’s fine as frog’s hair!!!
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
@ …*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
ijm
ive been searching all my life.never even met a squirter. its like their only on the videos.
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THEY REALLY DO EXIST!! I SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR MINE BUT I FOUND HER AND I MAKE SURE SHE STAYS PUT!!!
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I exist!!!!….although I have made movies too.
Um, most have been deleted but their are two I am not sure what happened to.
If anyone sees a video with a chick with ALLEN tattooed on her azz…that might be me.
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DAMN THAT WAS U…..I GOT SUM HEAD TO THAT VIDEO!!! J/K!!
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LMAOOO U STOOPID…BUT I AM SERIOUS
*confession* I would give a veit cong prison guard some sincei t’s been so long!!
Anyone know if Evander Holyfield needs some good medical benefits?
@ trs and Lil sis–
Before I forget, Lil Sis, send trs either my e-mail address or my FB info.
LMAOOO SNOOP
Twin,
OK…
but only if the regulars in “our” circle show up….
OK so if
JB
Red Foxxx (Red *****xx) and Big SIS!!!
BG
Snoop
Whoa
Truth
Rome
JP
IJM
MO
Vee
Diva
This some Shhh
Come out and play…
It’s been kinda dead…
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I AM DOWN FOR A PAR-TAY!!!
JB (ECU’s band has nothing on that Spartan Legion Band!!)
*confession* I would give a veit cong prison guard some sincei t’s been so long!!
Anyone know if Evander Holyfield needs some good medical benefits?
LMAOOO I MET HIM YEARS AGO WHEN THEY WERE TRAINING IN THE POCONOS
@ DIVA
OKAY I WILL GIVE IT TO HER.
TRS DID YOU GET MY EMAIL???
Ok I’m back–trying to catch up…
@JB-what game? Fill-a-sista-in…
@I’m just me–who is Seneca Wallace? What team?G
ive me the scoop so I can pull up the pix.
I just want y’all to know that my mind is racing-just sent my Boo a msg that I am primed and muth– fu—-’ ready for some action!!!
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
* confession # 198* I’m f#cking one of bossip staff’s girlfriend……you can filter my words, but not this d!ck…..bwahahahahahaha
SNOOOP OK IMA BEAT THE SHIIIT OUT OF U STOP IT MY STOMACH HURTS
Report for duty Ladies and Gents!!! I called you out!!
@ Vee
VA Tech and Maryland
**confession**
I’d let Obama get it. I’d HAVE to tape it though, ’cause none of y’all would believe me!!!
I was dating this one chick back in college and we agreed to stop having sex for six weeks. It was one of those crazy drunk bets but we stuck with it. No sex or masturbating for six weeks. After 5 weeks I crept with a girl in my dorm and let her give me head. Needless to say I unloaded in her throat so much she started choking. I thought I was going to have to call 911 to bring her back!!
**confession**
I did it on a city bus before.
With the bus driver.
In the back of an unmarked police car.
Yeah Hoes I’m back
*that was so wrong*
@JB–LMAO:”I would give a veit cong prison guard some sincei t’s been so long!!”
Its only been a week for me and I’m feenin’ like Smokey over here. SMH…
I banged outside of club with my head out of the sunroof of my car, damn party lasted too long…sue me!
I’d have sex with Jay-Z while he’s on the phone with Beyonce.
@ JB (ECU’s band has nothing on that Spartan Legion Band!!)
@ Flower
I got plugs. But when I get to the game, I am looking for some college kid so he can start going to therapy after I am done.
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lmfao!!!!!!! I CAN DIG IT!!
I’d let Obama get it. I’d HAVE to tape it though, ’cause none of y’all would believe me!!!
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**nods vigorously!**
That is all.
* confession* i like when my d!ck get blowed from the side like a harmonica…..
@ Artist
Seattle Seahawks…he is the back up quarterback. I am not usually for light skinned men but he can get it in his uniform….maybe not so much without it.
@JB-hmmm…I’m sure some strappin’ mens will be in attendance at that game, lol. Mmmhhmm-let me think on that some mo’.
@TRS-Gurl I am ready to party too! I’m goin’ try to holla at y’all every Friday from now on-I forgot how much I missed this!
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
* confession* i like when my d!ck get blowed from the side like a harmonica…..
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*MEMORIES* R.I.P. LADY A
Yeah Hoes I’m back
*that was so wrong*
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It really was because ain’t no one hoe-ing for you buddy.
The artist formerly known as Vee
@JB-hmmm…I’m sure some strappin’ mens will be in attendance at that game, lol. Mmmhhmm-let me think on that some mo’
AND I WILL BE LOOKING AT THEM TOO
*confession* i like when my d!ck get blowed from the side like a harmonica…..
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“At the cross, at the cross where I fir….”
CONFESSIONS I WOULD LET OBAMA HIT IT WITH MECHELLE WATCHING “I’LL SHOW HER HOW TO DO THIS SON”
I GOT SUM HEAD ON THE BALCONY @ THE IBEX BACK IN ‘96
* confession* i like when my d!ck get blowed from the side like a harmonica…..
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Meeeeee toooooooo!!! Tuesday was a great day!
I always miss the good “Sextras”…**sigh**
CONFESSIONS I WOULD LET OBAMA HIT IT WITH MECHELLE WATCHING “I’LL SHOW HER HOW TO DO THIS SON”
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LET HIM KNOW WE WILL GANG BANG THAT AZZ!!!
AND HE CAN GET IT ALL…EVEN ON A SUNDAY MORNING!!!
@Snoop-yes (nodding my head)…alot of -ish feels better from da side. Yes Lawd…
@all the females: you know I try to only think good, platonic things about our Prez, but yes Lawd-he could get IT. Sorry Michelle.
@I’m Just Me: ok-just pulled up Seattle’s pics. Oh yes-I concur.
Man where the hell were you??
I asked for you @ 1:30pm (or so…)
HEY MIJDC!
@I’m Just Me: ok-just pulled up Seattle’s pics. Oh yes-I concur.
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LMAOOOO!!!
@ Man–
Scroll up a little. I had a confession with you in it!
sorry folk,been buisy like hell.im back tho.
*confession* I would put on a clown suit and let the Ring Master whipped me into shape
* confession* this 80 yr. old lady tricked me into banging her for a piece of her pecan pie……R.I.P. Mrs. Nettie that was some good good ole pie
sorry folk,been buisy like hell.im back tho.
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Still looking for that squirter/gusher?
I would’ve let Biggie (RIP) eat but I would’ve kept it a secret.
Tupac on the other hand????? I would’ve went on the local radio station and told ERRRBODY!!!!!!
Snoop got to have some kind of limits
1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!
@ Man–
Scroll up a little. I had a confession with you in it!
OMG WERE U SERIOUS ABOUT THAT LORD JESUS
* confession* this 80 yr. old lady tricked me into banging her for a piece of her pecan pie……R.I.P. Mrs. Nettie that was some good good ole pie
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Yous a daxn lie. You wanted that ole lady goodness. Nuccas like to smash ole ladies and fat chicks just to see what it is like.
CONFESSION* WANNA ROLE PLAY AS A QUEEN WHO HAS AFFAIRS WITH HER SUBJECTS…HEY KINGS DO IT ALL THE TIME IN PERSONAL CHAMBERS.
@MIJDC-hey u! I asked for u before-I know u like this kinda talk!
@Lady A-Gurl…feel free to p***** on any pics u might take at said-game. You have ny email address.
I beat my meat while watching Michelle Obama in that green dress during the inaguration!!
Blew it all over my plasma screen.
*confession* I would let Snoop hit for some GOlden Bird Chicken!!!
damn i missed the squirt session.
QUESTION MOSTLY FOR THE LADIES…HAVE ANY OF YALL EVER WATCHED “THE OTHER BOELYN GIRL” WHERE THE KIND WAS GIVING THE SIS THE BIZ IN HIS CHAMBER…I THINK I FEEL IN LOVE WITH ERIC BANA (THE KING) THAT DAY.
*confession* I would let Snoop hit for some GOlden Bird Chicken!!!
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lol
The artist formerly known as Vee
@Lady A-Gurl…feel free to p***** on any pics u might take at said-game. You have ny email address.
I MOST SURELY WILL HAVE THE DIGI CAM ON DECK AT THE MD GAME…
Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
QUESTION MOSTLY FOR THE LADIES…HAVE ANY OF YALL EVER WATCHED “THE OTHER BOELYN GIRL” WHERE THE KIND WAS GIVING THE SIS THE BIZ IN HIS CHAMBER…I THINK I FEEL IN LOVE WITH ERIC BANA (THE KING) THAT DAY.
YEAH SAW IT. MOVIE WAS JUST TRIFFLIN. AND THAT PART OF THE MOVIE WAS HOT I CONCUR
*confession*
CB can get the business. I like that rough/agressive stuff.
Got a story, not that freaky but still funny tho.
I had a one night stand with a girl I didnt know (just chatted her up on the streets).
Anyway, we did it a couple of times, but I wasnt really feeling that ish.
I thought I wouldnt call her back. Until I saw too much Jerry Springer/Maury show about trannys. My mind got messed up, I forgot how she looked and had to call her up to ask her if she wasnt a post-op tranny. No need to say she got offended.
QUESTION MOSTLY FOR THE LADIES…HAVE ANY OF YALL EVER WATCHED “THE OTHER BOELYN GIRL” WHERE THE KIND WAS GIVING THE SIS THE BIZ IN HIS CHAMBER…I THINK I FEEL IN LOVE WITH ERIC BANA (THE KING) THAT DAY.
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No but I have seen 3 Black Dongs and a hooch
**fantasy**
I’m the only female guard at a prison with the death row inmates.
I’d drop ‘em and back my a$$ up to the bars.
QUESTION MOSTLY FOR THE LADIES…HAVE ANY OF YALL EVER WATCHED “THE OTHER BOELYN GIRL” WHERE THE KIND WAS GIVING THE SIS THE BIZ IN HIS CHAMBER…I THINK I FEEL IN LOVE WITH ERIC BANA (THE KING) THAT DAY.
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Nope but this sounds like something I must check out.
@ Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
CONFESSION* WANNA ROLE PLAY AS A QUEEN WHO HAS AFFAIRS WITH HER SUBJECTS…HEY KINGS DO IT ALL THE TIME IN PERSONAL CHAMBERS
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SIGN ME UP!!!!!
Still looking for that squirter/gusher?
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I am!
*whips out bifocals and flashlight*
* confessions* i went a few weeks w/o banging my girl or beating my meat(jail) so i finally banged her, pulled out and my ***** was spraying like them fire hoses they used on *****s in the civil rights movement…..
I GOT A FANTASY OF EATING IJM FROM THE BACK WHILE PULLING THEM DREADS!!
* confessions* i went a few weeks w/o banging my girl or beating my meat(jail) so i finally banged her, pulled out and my ***** was spraying like them fire hoses they used on *****s in the civil rights movement…..
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Selma in 1957!
“CONFESSION”
OKAY OKAY I WILL FINALLY GIVE UP A CONFESSION. I LOVE TO JUMP ON HUBBY AND EITHER GIVE HIM GOOD BRAIN OR HOP ON IT WHILE HE’S ON THE PHONE ESP ON A SERIOUS CALL. HE GIVES ME THE EYE OF WHAT U UP TO LMAO. I LOVE TO HEAR THE BI*CH COME OUT OF HIM AND HIS VOICE CHANGE AND I COUNT DOWN TO HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE HIM TO TELL HIS PPLS TO HIT HIM BACK. LOL AND I KNOW IM WRONG FOR THAT
I’d let Bg bite my butt cheeks.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
snoop bloggy blog ( T.G.I.F.F.)
* confessions* i went a few weeks w/o banging my girl or beating my meat(jail) so i finally banged her, pulled out and my ***** was spraying like them fire hoses they used on *****s in the civil rights movement…..
R.I.P. LADY A
* confessions* i went a few weeks w/o banging my girl or beating my meat(jail) so i finally banged her, pulled out and my ***** was spraying like them fire hoses they used on *****s in the civil rights movement…..
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Selma in 1957!
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LA Riots
@ Bg(First place was my birthplace)
Still looking for that squirter/gusher?
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I am!
*whips out bifocals and flashlight*
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MAN, ITS PLENTY OF THEM IN THE DMV BRUH!!!
I’d let Bg bite my butt cheeks.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And I would!
imj
lol.if i havent found a squirter in my 27 yrs,i dought it’ll happend now.
Still looking for that squirter/gusher?
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I am!
*whips out bifocals and flashlight*
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I TOLD YOU MO WE ARE HERE ON BOSSIP!!!
LMAO TRUTH…THAT’S HILARIOUS…I SHOULD DO THAT EVERYONE MY BOO PICKS UP HIS PHONE…
**fantasy**
To tie up Marquis De Sade spread eagle. Stand over him, then bounce up and down like I’m on a yoga ball.
WHICH ONE OF U LADIES ARE GONNA HOLD ME DOWN AND SQUIRT ALL OVA ME?!
* confessions* i went a few weeks w/o banging my girl or beating my meat(jail) so i finally banged her, pulled out and my ***** was spraying like them fire hoses they used on *****s in the civil rights movement…..
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Selma in 1957!
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LA Riots
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Little Rock 9
imj
lol.if i havent found a squirter in my 27 yrs,i dought it’ll happend now.
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Are you married? If not there is still a chance.
I have been squirting for 12 years. It really isn’t all it is cracked up to be.
elephant
you said theres plenty in the dmv.(headed 95 north bound)
…*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
imj
lol.if i havent found a squirter in my 27 yrs,i dought it’ll happend now.
NOT A FREQUENT SQUIRTER…IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING SUPERB FOR ME TO DO SO….WHERE I CAN’T EVEN TALK AFTERWARDS
@Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
LMAO TRUTH…THAT’S HILARIOUS…I SHOULD DO THAT EVERYONE MY BOO PICKS UP HIS PHONE…
LADY A U HAVE TO ITS HILLARIOUS I KNOW IM DEAD WRONG NIGG BE IN SOME DEEP SHIIT SOMETIMES AND I JUST START GIVING HIM CRAZY HEAD HE BE LIKE UH UH YOO IMA HIT U BACK DEAD!!!!!!
MAN, ITS PLENTY OF THEM IN THE DMV BRUH!!!
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And I love em all, for they are the chosen ones!
WHICH ONE OF U LADIES ARE GONNA HOLD ME DOWN AND SQUIRT ALL OVA ME?!
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You Payin’?
@ Lady A-ok cool: I look fwd to the pics! And I fell for Eric Bana in Troy, when he saved Orlando Bloom and shouted “He is my brother!” I was like ‘Hot Dayumn’, LOL…
@Snoop:
_______________time of death: 4:45____________
You ***** *****es will never get it together. There in no hope!
@ Bg(First place was my birthplace)
Still looking for that squirter/gusher?
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I am!
*whips out bifocals and flashlight*
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MAN, ITS PLENTY OF THEM IN THE DMV BRUH!!!
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AND HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THIS??
@ Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
…*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
imj
lol.if i havent found a squirter in my 27 yrs,i dought it’ll happend now.
NOT A FREQUENT SQUIRTER…IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING SUPERB FOR ME TO DO SO….WHERE I CAN’T EVEN TALK AFTERWARDS
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IF U HAD MADE THAT STOP U WOULD PROLLY STILL BE WEAK @ THE KNKEES!!!
* confession* I would let Arsineo hit only if he yelled out…….
LET’S GET BUSY!!!!
The artist formerly known as Vee
@ Lady A-ok cool: I look fwd to the pics! And I fell for Eric Bana in Troy, when he saved Orlando Bloom and shouted “He is my brother!” I was like ‘Hot Dayumn’, LOL…
SMH I WOULD SERIOUSLY JUMP THAT MANS BONES…NO QUESTIONS ASKED…AND WOULD PUT ON A PERFORMANCE THAT WOULD LEAVE HIM TONGUE TIED…
I gotta bounce fam but it’s been entertaining.
See ya!
IJM–After ten, get on FB.
*1TruDiva has left the building*
DAYUM. These people tryin to work the black off my azz today!
imj
thanks for the advise… just wondering,is the liquid hot or warm?lol
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
WHICH ONE OF U LADIES ARE GONNA HOLD ME DOWN AND SQUIRT ALL OVA ME?!
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You Payin’?
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I PAY WITH THE TONGUE!!!
@1TRU DIVA
Yo, what did you address to me? I couldn’t find it and I can’t read all of these posts!!
peace trudiva
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
IF U HAD MADE THAT STOP U WOULD PROLLY STILL BE WEAK @ THE KNKEES!!!
LMAOOOOOOO
@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983. BOSSIP DOESN’T LIKE WHEN US BLOGGERS KEEP IT REAL
@ Bg(First place was my birthplace)
Still looking for that squirter/gusher?
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I am!
*whips out bifocals and flashlight*
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MAN, ITS PLENTY OF THEM IN THE DMV BRUH!!!
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AND HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THIS??
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I KNOW BECAUSE I’VE MET SEVERAL!!!
You ***** *****es will never get it together. There in no hope!
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DIVA HAS A FANTASY FOR YOU
* confession* I would let Arsineo hit only if he yelled out…….
LET’S GET BUSY!!!!
_____BELOVED BLOGGER P*****ED AWAY NOV.6_____
@ Lady Architect (All In What You Do)
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
IF U HAD MADE THAT STOP U WOULD PROLLY STILL BE WEAK @ THE KNKEES!!!
LMAOOOOOOO
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WHY IS THAT FUNNY?! ALL I NEED U TO DO IS SPREAD THAT THING OPEN AND LET THE TONGUE DO THE REST!!!
I’d would do Aretha Franklin and Patti Labelle if they sang a duet first!
I would let Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Donald Hit it for a free yearly p***** to all Magic Kingdom parks!!
lady A
so your not a frequent squirter,but are youa constant leaker?
imj
thanks for the advise… just wondering,is the liquid hot or warm?lol
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Presumably whatever the temperature of her body is. 98.7 is normal so i would say warm leaning on hot. Mines really comes out when it is being smashed from the back, and they say all of a sudden it just gets real warm and wet and they get real hard and *****.
ELEPHANT TRUNK (FLOWER)
WHY IS THAT FUNNY?! ALL I NEED U TO DO IS SPREAD THAT THING OPEN AND LET THE TONGUE DO THE REST!!!
IT IS VERY RARE MY KNEES GO WEAK…
CONFESSION*..WANTS TO SEE IF I CAN EVER MAKE A MAN LOSE HIS BALANCE
I gotta bounce fam but it’s been entertaining.
See ya!
IJM–After ten, get on FB.
*1TruDiva has left the building*
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Okay G
Later!!
lady A
so your not a frequent squirter,but are youa constant leaker?
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Alright buddy you want just the 2 peice of the combo meal?
*cracks knuckles*
You ***** *****es will never get it together. There in no hope!
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DIVA HAS A FANTASY FOR YOU
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I prefer to steer clear of swamp apes and porch monkeys.
…*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
lady A
so your not a frequent squirter,but are youa constant leaker?
VERY MUCH SO…..I CAN RELEASE A RIVER DEPENDING ON HOW I GET THERE
CONFESSION*..WANTS TO SEE IF I CAN EVER MAKE A MAN LOSE HIS BALANCE
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*1st in line to get my balanced test, line has formed around the corner*
carry on
bg
lmao!!! my be, my be
…*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
lady A
so your not a frequent squirter,but are youa constant leaker?
VERY MUCH SO…..I CAN RELEASE A RIVER DEPENDING ON HOW I GET THERE
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That is wht I thought squirting was. I never released a drop or two. That ish be like a pregnant woman’s water breaking!!
*1st in line to get my balanced test, line has formed around the corner*
carry on
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*throws a twenty on the ground*
*steps in front of Snoop*
Dueces Peeps
marquis don’t forget to catch that Dorsey Crenshaw game tonight
SNOOP,
LMAO…A LIL MORE PRACTICE…I THINK I ALMOST GOT IT THOUGH
lady A
wooooooow! i could imagine. virgoes dont get wet,they get juicy……sorry bg
peace jb
That is wht I thought squirting was. I never released a drop or two. That ish be like a pregnant woman’s water breaking!!
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wish i could jump in that barrel and go over the cliff like niagra
@BG: Oh my—that’s alot of tig ol’bitties between them two. SMH…
Ok I’m out–G’Nite Fam. Looks like I’ll be back online from work so–see ya next week-maybe? xoxoxo
IJM,
NAH I THOUGHT SQUIRTING WAS ACTUALLY SQUIRTER UR ***** OUT…I CAN RELEASE BIG WITHOUT SQUIRTING…JUST KEEPS RUNNING…DOWN THE LEG AND STUFF
Alright y’all I am out.
If i don’t see ya tonight or this weekend have a good weekend everyone!!!
That is wht I thought squirting was. I never released a drop or two. That ish be like a pregnant woman’s water breaking!!
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wish i could jump in that barrel and go over the cliff like niagra
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And you know daggone well I live right by niagara falls too! LOL!
Damn I hate i missed everything, anyway I guess i’m out too.
I got tickets to the hockey game tomorrow, but I’m going with my boss….lets see how this goes.
…*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
lady A
wooooooow! i could imagine. virgoes dont get wet,they get juicy……sorry bg
I CAN ONLY SPEAK FOR MYSELF AS A VIRGO…WE ARE KINDA UNDERESTIMATED CAUSE WE ARE KINDA PRISSY..BUT I HAVE VIRGO FRIENDS AND ACCORDING TO STORIES WE ARE ALL MONSTERS IN THE BEDROOM.
i’m out too……everybody have a great weekend!
PE@CE <3
@ A
for me it is a big gush that i use my muscles to control. I can control the distance it goes or how hard or fast it comes out. If i use no muscles it will just come out and runs all over but i can use the muscles to make it slow down or leak slow or whatever.
imj
stop! im getting a woody at the desk.not cool!
have a safe weekend all my fellow freaks.
got coconut water?
I have to many stories bieng recored and too many sex tapes out there, but I was chilling with my girl and her homegirl, and she just got a new camcorder. Well she was testing it out and videotaping us, and we started pretending to have sex, but then i got real bold and tarted to eat out my girl, well minutes p***** and she’s came, and then I just slide my dk in and started working it, her friend mouth wa wide open, but she kept recording. I flipped my girl over and started banging he from the back, her body was jerking forward from the impact and i finally exploded on her butt. her, friend was so turned on she made ended up leaving to go bang some dude and then got cursed out by my jealous girl b/c she wanted us to record them lol
…*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
got coconut water?
what you know about coconut water? LoL
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mrs.glok
mi a yard man.coconut wata give mi juice ina mi back fi attack.seen! lol
MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*…
mrs.glok
mi a yard man.coconut wata give mi juice ina mi back fi attack.seen! lol
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LMAO… Just askin… My hubby gave me the inside info about coconut water LoL
Well, I was young, only 24 and in a very disfunctional marriage at the time, but, I worked at a fire department as a secretary and I must say all of the fireman couldn’t stay from my area, but it was this one particular one that came back and talked to me all the time. He got me a part time job at a golf course were he also worked. Needless to say we started an affair. Oh, he was married too and about 9 years older than me, but before we ever made it to a bed, we sexed it up on the bosses desk, we were in the locker rooms during the middle of the day. I would call home and say I was going to be late and we would dip off in the park. It was really crazy, but when we got to a room, it kinda got boring and I had to end it with him.Feeling where getting involved and it wouldn’t have worked.
All these comments with stories and I being 23 and a virgin have none to tell…oh well.
how many women wonder about being with other women?
No biggie….but i cheated on my ex-wife the nite before we got married. Maybe thats why we’re not together. Oh WELL!
me an my still best guy friend were driving to atlanta 2 see sum family..we were stupid drunk ridin down the highway an were enjoying each others company 2 much..so he starts playn wit me while i was drivin which leaged 2 pulling over a couple of time in like publick rest areas, on the side of the highway, at gas stations..WOW!
Hey, that photo is from my film “Black Republican!”
in 1999 I was 17 when I started my freshman year in college. Not long after I turned 18 I met this 36 year old woman originally from Philly but at that time living in ATL. We met online an finally she decided to come see me. I thought she was B.S. me but when I got back from cl***** I had this series of messages starting with her getting on the plan ending with her hotel Phone# & Room#. It was last October week & the only thing I did was go to cl***** then back to the hotel for a week and a half straight! It was the first time I’ve ever lick the kitty & i haven’t stopped since! I think my current girlfriend would like to thank her! LOL
These stories were cool except for the last story. For shame, for shame, dude slept with her sister. But the sister she feel worst. She been wanted to f..k him and took advantage of the situation.