Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Grease Lighting’s Back on the Market

Posted by Bossip Staff

Jermaine Jackson shines

This one’s for all you ladies out there. Jermaine Jackson is back on the scene:

“Jackson and now ex-wife Alejandra signed off and their divorce became final today. They agreed to everything. Here’s the headline. Jermaine will pay off a $100,000 debt; in return, Alejandra waives all spousal support. Good deal for him, since they married way back in 1995. As for the debt, $50,000 is to pay her attorney’s fees and the other 50 grand is for Jermaine to become current on child support.

She gets physical custody of the kids and he gets visitation of Jaafar and Jermajesty. He pays $3,000 a month in child support. He gets to keep his business — Jermaine Jackson Entertainment, Inc., and he also gets to keep his jewelry.”

He’s a great catch – one roll in the hay with him and you can say goodbye to dry ashy skin – forever. And if you’re really lucky, he may even introduce you to his hairstylist.

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  1. kigali

    Jermajesty? Why isnt anyone going to jail for this right here?


  2. no comment!


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  4. sw10

    thank you very much kigali what kind of stupid name is that. and why is his face always greasy.

  5. Al-Anon

    What is a Jermajesty?

    Does he get to keep the Criscoe that he oils himself down with every day?

  6. I'm Just Me

    ILL…Jermajesty….that is a joke. I am not with that name at all.

    He looks a hot @$$ mess…sometimes people too much is just too much! He still looks like a wax figure in Madame Toussaud’s to me :(


  7. The Sad Part Is That Back In the Day He Was The Finest Of All The Jackson Brothers With His Big Afro And Chocolate Complexion.

  8. Al-Anon

    Can you imagine someone introducing Chairman and CEO of the California Raisin Group, Mr. Jermajesty Jackson? Everyone claps and then asks what the hell is a Jermajesty? It is the name Jermaine and Your Majesty combined

  9. WordzOfaProphet

    WOWWWWW!!!! Bossip stop tryna pimp dis grease monkey don’t *****ody wanna lay up 2 dat ish n da morning. LMAO And what do hell do kids need $3,000 a month for???? That’s y she waived spousal support, she knew da child support was already over da top.

    He has lost his swag, finesse, and why da hell is he so greasy…there’s no jerry curl

  10. Jahpson

    im sure he only wants white women and im sure they only want him.

    if it were me, I would make him bathe in powder!!

  11. Why?

    @kigali

    Why isn’t anybody going to jail for this right here?

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    LOL! You brought a smile to my face with that one. Ha Ha! I’m set for the day.

  12. Al-Anon

    People, we have to stop with the exotic name we give our children. It handicaps them socially and financially. I’m appalled at what some people name their children. Just make up some sh*t at the drop of a hat, combine the baby mama and the baby daddy name together and hyphenating the child’s name. No one can *****ounce it or spell it.

    You name it and I’ve probably heard it. Why would you name a child “Vulva, Argasm, Crustacia, Quantavious, Precious, Magical, Temptation, Lemonjello, Orangejello, Deborrow, Nipolonia, Plexico, Maxipeda or Menustratia? When I do the Dean’s list, I double over in laughter.

    When you hear one of those names, what one thing do you know about that person?

  13. PootyPoo

    No thanks! I will p*****…

  14. $m♥K.E.Y.

    His skin resembles a hot dog thats been on the grill a lil bit too long.

  15. JAD

    His kids names are the WORST.

  16. Aunt Viv

    His conk is serious! And his face looks like the brownies (with Crisco-LMAO Al-Anon!)I baked on Sunday. Not sure I want to eat them now…

  17. Suga Mo

    Uck!!! Now Im awake

  18. getyourhandouttamypocket

    kigali(Check me out!)

    Jermajesty? Why isnt anyone going to jail for this right here?

    ———————-

    That name is just ridiculous and mean. I’m surprised that Alejandra isn’t trying to take Jermaine for all he’s worth financially(if anything). Maybe she’s tired of washing his bodily oils from the sheets every, single day.

  19. Aunt Viv

    @getyourhandouttamypocket

    “Maybe she’s tired of washing his bodily oils from the sheets every single day”

    That line made me laugh so loud I just got in trouble!! Now I have to back to work!!!

  20. getyourhandouttamypocket

    Aunt Viv(Check me out!)

    That line made me laugh so loud I just got in trouble!! Now I have to back to work!!!

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    My bad! Lol!

  21. $m♥K.E.Y.

    Jermanine, Jermaine, Jermaine,

    shakes my head….

    You took the title “A RAISIN IN THE SUN” to another level

    my brother. tsk tsk tsk


  22. Grease Lightning

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Yall wrong for that.

  23. And.....

    Isn’t this the same broad that was married to his brother Randy and their kids are like brothers-sister/cousins. Aww hell naw, she can keep him.

  24. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    ROFLMAO @ “greased lighting”…good one Bossip!! :-)

  25. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    Okay, y’all are killing me with the overcooked hotdog and brownie top comments. I’m LMAO because looking at his forehead, they’re good comparisons!!

  26. Shootingstar

    Jafar? Really?

  27. iheartchicken

    Alright now Bossip, which one of y’all is gonna come “de-buff” my damn screen with all this grease?!lol

    I wasn’t even aware his finances could sustain 50k plus another 3k every month. What is this magical

    “entertainment company” that they speak of? R they still spending that 2300 Jackson street money? I’m truly perplexed…

  28. $m♥K.E.Y.

    California Raisin!

    well said amber86

  29. Elo

    @ Smokey

    OMG!!! Thats the first thing I thought of when I saw his face!!! The burnt end of a hot dog!! lol!!

  30. Brook

    @And….

    yes, this is the same woman who was with randy and had two kids with him before abruptly marrying jermaine. i was trying to figure out if that makes the kids cousins AND half-siblings? ugh.

  31. Al-Anon

    Brook

    @And….

    yes, this is the same woman who was with randy and had two kids with him before abruptly marrying jermaine. i was trying to figure out if that makes the kids cousins AND half-siblings? ugh.

    ______________________________________

    That family could qualify for a group discount for some family psychotherapy. That’s sick!!!

  32. DIRTYSOUTH MOUTH

    smh jermaine dammmmmm i could fry some good ***** chicken and french fries on top of your greasy head i’m just waiting for the grease to get hot…you want eggroll too?


  33. Jermajesty?

    the ***** is a Jermajesty?

    Yess Jermajesty.

    that name is the stupidest name EVER holayyyy

    JERMAJESTY

    LMAO LIKE FOR REAL

    WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID THAT?!

  34. K-ten

    does he really have that much money in his account to pay all that off?


  35. Greasy Bear should have been fined for naming his kid Jermajesty, They did not tell the whole story. Jermaine had two kids and then married Randy his younger brothers wife. Greasy spoon is real sick for that one. He has three kids with Barry Gordy’s daughter and these two kids with Randy Jackson’s wife. Not only is he greasy he has no morals

  36. Its6amHoGetOut

    Shame on all you people, If the Jacksons regrouped and went on tour, I’d buy a ticket.

  37. C.C.

    She probably just woke up one day and looked at his *****. What an ugly *****.


  38. he is going to stay single who is going to want a grease monkey that dont even work on cars


  39. The topic is quite hot on the Internet right now. What do you pay attention to when choosing what to write about?

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