Some idiot in Oregon called the po-po after he was robbed of his dank:
A dopey 21-year-old Oregon man was arrested after calling 911 to report his pot had been stolen. Calvin Hoover told dispatchers that someone broke into his vehicle and stole $400 and nearly an ounce of weed. Arriving cops busted him for DWI.
We won’t even ask what he was smoking, but can you imagine the grade?