Random Ridiculousness: Man Calls 911 To Report Theft Of Chronic Stash

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH

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Some idiot in Oregon called the po-po after he was robbed of his dank:

A dopey 21-year-old Oregon man was arrested after calling 911 to report his pot had been stolen. Calvin Hoover told dispatchers that someone broke into his vehicle and stole $400 and nearly an ounce of weed. Arriving cops busted him for DWI.

We won’t even ask what he was smoking, but can you imagine the grade?

Comments

  • Kami All Day (Haters give me Promo.....)

    I’m mad that this pic of (Arnold I’ll-be-back Schwarzenegger)…..LOL

  • No u can't be boyfriend #2!

    GOLD!

  • No u can't be boyfriend #2!

    SILVER!

    LOL…this is some funny stuff!

  • love me love me not

    Lol it probably was medical marijuana

  • ChopzMaQaJ

    High Bastard!!

  • Geebz

    Beaverville don’t play about they dank.

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    LOL LOVE IT….

  • TRUTH HURTS

    @No u can’t be boyfriend #2! YOU SEEM TO BE A BIT OF AN EXPERT ON THIS SUBJECT….LOL

  • Azeron

    Nevermind the 911 call and arrest. What kind of moron leaves 400 bones and a sack in his car? I don’t believe he had either.

  • Samuel L. Jackson Beer

    I told him don’t do it. We had the emergency stash in the cookie jar. But would he listen? Dumbass

  • $$YUNGHABIT$$

    THIS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE!!! I HAD TO GO TO COURT TO GET MA TREE BACK!!! DAMN PIGS MAN!!! I SWEAR

  • OMGMOVE

    one word: hilarious!

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