Making it Rain on Them Hoes

Posted on May 21st, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Making it Rain on Them Hoes, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

Jonathan Vargas

19 year old construction worker Jonathan Vargas just became a mega-baller. He won a $35.3 million Powerball jackpot in South Carolina. This cat must be giddier than a mf at this point. We suggest he pull it together – hopefully he doesn’t make it rain for real and invests those stacks wisely. He’s got a lot of years of spending ahead of him.

Click HERE to read up on the details of this young fellow’s outrageous fortune.

  • Me too

    I really hope he does something intelligent with this money!

  • $m♥K.E.Y.

    stay away from the strip clubs, casinos, OTB, and gold diggers.

    You will be fine

  • Jealous of them stacks

    The same people thats telling him someone is plotting are the ones that doing the plotting! If he’s smart he’ll take that money and move away ASAP.

  • Lady elle

    I wish him and his family the best….

  • Impressed

    He’s not 80 yrs old AND he’s black AND he’s a male…………that’s what’s up.

  • Me too

    I always thought it was ridiculous to try and be first, and I wasn’t even tryn, hmm. Nifty!

    I hope someone like Chris Gardner reaches out to him to make those stacks double and triple!

  • Hood Rich

    He don’t look too bright if he talking about someone gettin him. He’ll find himself a fat white chick or two, a few bottles of Henney and post up in the nearest cheap motel and be broke in 3 days.

  • sxyQblondie

    LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY MAN

  • I’m Just Me

    I hope he does something wise with his money and I hope people leave him the f*ck alone. Daxn folks…hate to see somebody make it.

  • Qt

    yeah, i was under the impression fat old white guys who live in single wide trailors won! who knew! but really, he needs to move to west africa – lay low there .. the states aint for him right now! and big dummy, who the hell holds a press conference BEFORE meeting with a lawyer and trust attorney! he should have claimed anonymously! you big old !@%@$#! – but he is looking kinda fine, with his country azz .. he’s now officially richer than 92% of rap stars!

  • ethang

    White girls and distant relatives will be coming out of the woodwork!

  • live to learn

    i heard that he is also buying his mother a house for her and his siblings–that’s cool, but let’s just hope some “cousins” don’t pop out of the woodwork and stop him from trying to do something positive.

  • Titti

    He still looks daze and confused. Wish him G/L – more money; more problems. I’d give my right arm for those problems tho.

  • bree

    i hope he applys to a college out of state with that first check..if not his friends that are ‘warning’ him, will be screaming ‘gimme the loot, gimme the loot’

    (happy birthday biggie!)

  • bree

    p.s. what is an education lottery powerball jackpot?

  • Necy

    Kudos, Kudos

  • Jessica

    I am very happy for him and believe it was meant to be…

  • kai

    what do you all think is the first thing hes likely to do with the money? Other than the alleged buying his momma her own crib…..lol I say hes gonna buy a PHAT ride wit 42 inch rims lol and enough audio to wake both east and west coast lmfao….

  • pm

    Take 5 mil and put it into corn/suger ethynol stock.

  • Necy

    @Kai

    #1 He should buy his mom a Home

    #2 Buy himself a Home

    #3 Buy car for himself and for mom

    #4 payoff debt

    #5 Smart Investments.. and relax and let the money work for him..

  • kai

    no. 2: He will buy himself another phat ride..this time an ol suped up cadillac from 1923…

  • kai

    no. 3: he will put a stripper pole in his new homes basement

  • YAHH!! TRICK!! YAHHHHH!!!

    i wanna b rich too!!! Yahhh @ his face!!! TRICK!!! lol

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (fka Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    @Qt

    Yeah, you’re right he shoulda had an attorney represent him and claim that check on his behalf and remain anonymous – then go on and live the good life with his immediate family and close friends…

    I have a friend who signed a huge multimillion dollar contract via professional sports (think over $50 million – it’s over that but I’m trying to be as vague as possible for anonomity sake) and that s#it was nothing but a headache for him and his family…

    From all types of family members not to mention friends who think he owes them s#it… To death threats, to all sorts of lawsuits (you wouldn’t believe the nonesense), all these sob stories from people he hardly knew, etc…

    To make a long story short he had to move out of state because of all of the drama that came with his newfound wealth…

    Lucky mother f….

    I wish him the best though and hopes he doesn’t blow through it, that money could take care of his children’s, children, children, children – if managed properly…

  • kai

    no. 4: become a self proclaimed “rapper”…and make a terrible terrible low budget video..with the stankest black assed women you could EVER find

  • http://www.Qiana.Etsy.com Real Talk

    @Necy….I agree!

  • Southern Belle 225

    Dammit. I wish it was me!

  • Lovely Brown

    I hope that this young man doesn’t eff up this money.

    Seriously, 19? Come on, now.

    I think that there should be an age limit—like, people under the age of 25 and over the age of 50 shouldn’t be able to win.

    I mean, really, what is somebody within those age groups going to be able to do with that amount of money? We have a national deficit going on here, and the lottery people decides to just throw that much money to some young dude or to some old ass people that probably won’t live long enough to really enjoy it.

  • Qt

    @kai

    no. 4: become a self proclaimed “rapper”…and make a terrible terrible low budget video..

    —–

    i think Ricky Romance could help him out there – i’m still dying from ‘girl let me do my thang’ video, you remember, with all the coughing! hahah!

  • Lovely Brown

    Titti—”I’d give my right arm for those problems tho.”

    ———————————–

    You probably would have to. People don’t play when it comes to that much money.

    Shoot, they don’t play when it comes to just a FEW dollars. LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • kai

    @ QT oh yea that video was funny as hell…

  • Al-Anon

    The first things that he needs to do are pay his taxes, get a good lawyer and move far away.

  • Al-Anon

    One of my neighbors won the lottery…….not millions of dollars, but hundreds of thousands of dollars. They changed their phone number several times…….. then had the phone disconnected. They finally had to move because people were coming to their door knocking at all times of the night to ask for money. It got really scary and they moved to another state.

  • Lovely Brown

    AMEN, Al-Anon!!!!

    I told my parents, if I ever was to win a large sum of money, I would leave them, my sister, her kids, and my grandmother a good portion of it, and then, I’d be out.

    No need to stick around, because I have many greedy relatives, and I know that other random people would be popping up out of nowhere.

  • Al-Anon

    You even know when someone dies in the family and everyone thinks that they’r going to leave some money, everyone wants some. They may not have spoken to that person in years or be related by a long distance marriage, they still want some money.

    Look at James Brown….have they put him in the ground yet?

  • pm

    let it collect interest in a European bank.

  • Brook

    I saw him on TV. He said the first thing he is going to do with his money is pay his TITHES!!! THAT’S how u do it.

  • DR.FUNK

    A young BLACK man won the big one?! What happened?…counter guy forget to hit the BLACK BUTTON?!…WEBCAM busted that day?! LOVE IT! GOOD FOR HIM.His take-home after DOUBLE TAXATION will be about 12million.My advice to him is:

    1)MOVE AWAY.San Diego is crawling with rich

    people.You would blend right in and not be

    bothered.Same thing with Scottsdale & I

    don’t think Arizona has a state income tax.

    Dallas is cool.

    2)Invest in mutuals & CD’s…since you’re already

    rich…no need to go deep.One small exception:I’m

    trying to get a JET CHARTER/TAXI business off the

    ground.

    Feel free to hook my poor ass up with a round of

    “A” funding.Of course I’d cut you in as a

    partner.In fact…the more I type the more I feel

    like we’re almost family.:->

    3)Think about going GAY..because that would be waay

    safer than sleeping with a woman.;-> Trust me

    they can smell it on you now homie…and at age

    19 you ‘aint EVEN been thoroughly freaked yet.

    Good luck with that.

  • Necy

    He needs to become like Oprah, and don’t try to help everyone who comes looking for money.. or He will end up like MC HAmmer LOL..

  • Necy

    MC Hammer (remember)

  • Al-Anon

    A few things he will have to do soon, like pay his taxes.

    Normally, after a death and you get insurance proceeds, they tell you to wait before you make any major decisions or purchases. He should wait for a year or so because he needs to learn how to handle a large sum of money. Mostly, he needs to learn how to handle himself with money. That’s the biggest challenge. The cars and houses and other stuff will still be there to buy later.

  • Southern Belle 225

    Paying Tithes? That’s what I’m talking about! Almost forgot about that and that’s the most important thing. Go head young man!

  • Natasha

    Bless his heart!

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/Princess Mykel!

    DR FUNK—

    Very sound advice for the brotha.

    But, you forgot to somehow filter ME into the situation. I just remembered that my dad had been to SC a few times around twenty years ago. That may be my “brotha from anotha motha”

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Necy

    and the most important thing!! BEWARE OF GOLD-DIGGERS… one word PRE-NUP

  • Necy

    @Mykel

    yoe are hilarious !!! LOL

  • Necy

    what is Tithes?

  • Al-Anon

    Now………..I don’t know which would be more dangerous to that young man…….a golddigger or his pastor!

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (fka Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    @Necy

    Tithes = 10% of your earnings

  • jj

    he sure as hell aint been freaked right, all he needs is that one SKEET and that’s a wrap – tashionda and her people will be eating lovely just for her seducing this knucklehead

  • live to learn

    Tithes?! I haven’t been to church in a while, so someone tell me: Are we putting tithes on a tab or something? how much back tithes do you owe, man?

  • Wenzel Dashington

    a black president and a black lottery winner? WTF!!!

  • Necy

    @ fka

    Gracias mi Amigo !!!

  • Wenzel Dashington

    that’s going to be one hella weed party with $17 million.

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (fka Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    @Necy

    De nada, mommacita !!!

  • Necy

    @wenzel

    LOL, I told you guys not too long ago that the world is going to end soon !!! this is proof .. black lottery winner and black president…

  • Kompton’s Kutie

    Lucky Dude!

    Spend it right and don’t befriend people you didn’t know before the money young man.

  • lisalisa

    HE’ll end up with some white chick that will spend all his money.

  • Al-Anon

    I’ve seen many a pastor fleece his flock, especially if a rich one is in the fold.

  • Wenzel Dashington

    He needs to call Oprah and find out who handles her stacks, then leave ‘Bama before he gets somebody’s daughter pregnant.

  • MDM.Org

    OOOOOOOOhhh folks are going to be after him!!!! He better be careful about family. They sure will remind you of any nice thing they did for you and expect payment.He’s going to find out he has relatives he never met!!! He shouldn’t not have revealed who he was!!!!!

  • Lauren

    GOOD FOR HIM!!

  • Valenne

    i hope it would be smart enough to hire a financial advisor so he could get richer in 2 years! Otherwise, lets just pray he won’t be featured in the “when the checks stop coming” section!

  • Al-Anon

    if I won the lottery, the first thing I would buy is a whole new set of relatives. I would upgrade them just like you do your appliances. Newer and shinier!! The first one to go would be my brother….the dude who has enough children to fill up an elementary school and ain’t got a dime to his name. I’d put his azz on the curb. Next……

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    Heres what dude should do;

    1. Get with a reputable certified financial planner and tax accountant.

    2. Move the f*ck outta the south!

    3. Give your parents $25k per year to live on, and buy them a new $500k house, no more no less.

    4. Move the f*ck outta the south!

    5. If you have a babymomma dont marry her ass right away, especially if shes fat or ugly, agree to monthly support payments of $2-3k per month, the interest from your money should more than cover that.

    6. Dont buy her a house, she can drop the kid off at “your” house.

    7. Move the f*ck outta the south!

    8. Dont go off buying a bentley, ferrari and benz, buy you a cool ass car and a truck only.

    9. Move the f*ck outta the south!

    10. Dont lend money to a bunch of friends, give each of them a “one time” gift.

    11. Dont try and start a record company, putting money behind bull sh*t deep south rap is like sending a 350lb b*tch out to sell p**sy, aint nobody buying it!

    12. Move outta the f*ckin’ south.

    13. No platinum and diamond fronts, no 200 carat necklaces or bracelets.

    14. Dont fly all your homeboys out to L.A. for the BET awards.

    15. Friends need money for college? F*ck No!

    16. Dog breeding business? F*ck no!

    17. Move outta the f*ckin’ south!

    18. Set up trust funds for your future kids that they cant touch until they’re 25.

    19. Have your tax accountant set up a separate tax escrow account.

    20. Sign your own checks!

    There you go, enjoy your money and congratulations!

    DID I MENTION MOVE THE F*CK OUTTA THE SOUTH?

    6am, the right advice at the right time.

  • Aunt Viv

    Get ur azz to a financial advisor IMMEDIATELY before the megachurches, old family members and “friends” that miraculously pop back into you life, and gold diggers who google get to you!!! Congratulations and best wishes!

  • Al-Anon

    Listen to Its6amHoGetOut – Giving sound advice for 30 seconds!!!

  • Valenne

    lol @ 6am!!!

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    Oh yeah, Tithe to your church if you have one, dont give them the 10% all at once though, put the 10% into an interest bearing checking account then write them a check for whatever you earned every year, $1.7 million should see at least $85,000 per year, that way you never lose your principal and you still come out right with god and your pastor.

    Again 6am with the right answers at the right time!

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    Shame at all you heffas, when is the last time youve seen me give bad advice?

  • Al-Anon

    Why should you have to give your parents or any relatives any money? I’m interested why?

  • Aunt Viv

    PREACH 6am!!!!

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    @ Al-Anon,

    Unless your relationship is really f*cked up with your parents say for instance you were abused, you should give them money. its the right thing to do and it’ll make you feel better, but tell your moms, dont come at me with loan request from cousins or aunts who never even talk to your ass!

  • Al-Anon

    6am,

    LOL!!! You need help!!!

  • PacN

    cutie

  • Valenne

    lol@ PACN

    now that he has money, he is cute??

    Lol just kiddin!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Move out of the state dude, for real!

  • Valenne

    but he does have that old school man vibe, i can imagine him with tight pants dancing on “soul train” show!

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    Oh one more thing, get at Jay-Z and ask if you can invest in the next 40/40 club, those mofo’s make alot of money! But invest no more than $250k, once you earn back off that, take those earnings and invest in the next one!

  • Al-Anon

    @6am

    Unless your relationship is really f*cked up with your parents say for instance you were abused, you should give them money. its the right thing to do and it’ll make you feel better,

    _________________________________________

    Why is it the right thing to do? Do I owe them because I was born to them? I didn’t ask to come, they asked me to come. Do I owe them because they love me or I love them? How much do I owe them? How will it make me feel better? What do I owe them for?

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @Valenne(Check me out!)

    lol@ PACN

    now that he has money, he is cute??

    Lol just kiddin!

    —————————-

    Isn’t that how it goes? How else do you explain women throwing themselves at dudes like Jay-Z, 50-Cent, Diddy, Kanye, etc.

  • CNS

    I’m glad to see all of this wonderful financial advice. I’m glad there are some intelligent people who come to this cite.

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    Dude is lucky, now he’ll understand why i say “fat and ugly b*tches are for poor n*ggas”

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    Thanks CNS! Most people love me!

  • Valenne

    me i would say, invest on the forex market, with all that BS that is happening with the mortgage activity, either invest on oil and gas or on currencies!!! You can also invest on the equity market, it sure going to bring you lots of money quick!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    LMAO!! @ tight pants dancing on “soul train” show!

  • Valenne

    i mean, you don’t see a 19 year old man walking ont he streets with his hair like that? He might be a foreigner or something!

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    @ Al Anon,

    You dont “owe” them, its just the right thing to do, they fed you, some kids gotta get their own food, they sheltered you, some kids are homeless, they protected you, some 13 year olds are out prostituting right now…….. see what i mean? And remember you were blessed to have won that money, your parents are older, make their life a lil easier, it isnt gonna hurt you.

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    @ Al Anon,

    God doesnt like ugly.

  • Valenne

    @ Brooklyn stand up

    Vargas is a latin name right?? He might be from panama or something!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @Val

    LOL… Yes, that was the trend back in the day but it is making it’s way back because in NYC I see a lot of young dudes wearing tight colored jeans, lol! Also, LOL @ Elephant pants… There called Bell Bottoms…

    Anyways, I have to run Valenne, it was a please conversing with you, good night. :)

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    @ Valenne,

    At least he aint messycan, if he was then for every $100 he won he’d bring over one relative, that means there’d be an additional 17,000 illegal aliens in South Carolina!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @Valenne(Check me out!)

    @ Brooklyn stand up

    Vargas is a latin name right?? He might be from panama or something!

    —————————-

    Yes it is…. He could also be Cuban or Dominican, either way he’s a luck f*ck, lol… good nite buddy!! (Waving bye)

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    *Pleasure* typo

  • Valenne

    good night brooklyn

    @ 6am, you stupid! lol

  • Akimbo

    I just know he better take that 20 year installment plan. There’s no reason not to, he’s only 19! That’s 20 years of guaranteed good living!

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    No Akimbo dont take the 20 year plan, you never know whats gonna happen tomorrow, besides interest alone on $17 million is $2 million if invested right, that means after 20 years he’ll have at least $57 million.

  • Valenne

    @ 6am,

    well if he takes a goverment bonds or a municipal bond, I don’t remember which one is guaranteed but it is the most secure investment someone who don’t like risk can take!

  • Valenne

    plus you rincome on those bonds is tax free! but i don’t think that you can suscribe to it as a person! can you?

  • chantel

    I pray he does not live in some ghetto area,his life could be at risk.i would pack up my family and move to another state in the some woods somewhere.lol ^^this picture should be his last

  • Am I a chicken?

    Man I’m happy for the brotha for real he came up!! I didn’t think I was a chicken head but when I saw him I though who is this bum. then when I read it I thought you know I could work with him. Lots can be done with 35.3. Am I chicken head?

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (fka Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    @Akimbo

    When you click on the link and get a little bit more on the story it says he took the one time “lump sum” payout of $17 Million…

    But what you said is right (in one sense) according to one of the newsmagazine shows that did a story on MegaLottery Winners… A number of the winners agreed that they were lucky that they took out the Long Drawn Out Installment Plans because with their newfound wealth they were blowing through the money in a short amount of time “at first/early on” and after a while after they got used to it (because they only received a certain amount each year or whatever) they learned how to better manage their money and they were straight…

    On the other hand, a lot of good financial advisors would tell you to take the one time “lump sum” payout (like he did) – invest your money and live off of the interest…

    *Of course take out a nice little amount to live a little but at the same time be prudent so that you don’t end up like MC Hammer, J.R. Rider (UNLV Star former Minnesota Timberwolve and L.A. Laker) and all of the other people that at one time had a lot of money but blew right through it…

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (fka Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    6AM’s right…

    If you die tomorrow and all you’ve received is that ONE payment for the year THAT’S IT!!!

    Your peoples (*and loved ones) don’t see the rest of the money that’s owed to “YOU”, regardless if you have another “X” amount of years left of installment payments…

    But then again on the other hand this young Lady that I met who works for a Law Firm that handles those types of “lump sum” settlements told me that A LOT of those people who get those “lump sum” payouts blow through their money in a short amount of time and don’t really have too much to show for it…

    *My bad ya’ll, I know that I basically said the same thing twice…

  • I only look innocent.. don’t sleep

    Awww good for him.. First thing that dude need is a haircut tho cuz that fade is horrible looking :|

  • Akimbo

    The lump sum is significantly less than the actual winning amount, I believe.

    Knowing I’d be set for the next 20 years is good enough for me, whether I make it there or not. Plus, I feel like I could live comfortably off of $100-200,000 a year, while still managing to invest that extra $1.5 million (a year) responsibly.

  • Akimbo

    If I die before the 20 years is up, the family can still inherit whatever is left. Either way, the government would end up keeping a chunk of the money.

    As a 19 year old, I’d take my chances getting all that money from the gov, than letting me gank that (nearly) $20 mil right up front.

  • squomp

    HEY! THATS MY COUSIN ONCE REMOVED (scrolling up) JONATHAN VARGAS!!!

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty the real one givin love to my chi-town even R Kelly

    Sidney….. thanks so much for thar column from mary michell.. i read her columns a lot in chi- and i agree to a certain extent.. but what i also see is a lot of fast girls and families who are after money… being all that said she still didnt have to be with him and of course he should have had the better judgement… but i still say these parents some all they see is money and for some 14 year olds that would not even do that and would tell some one if he hit on them… unfortunetly we have a society where young girls have no shame in the way they dress and act and believe it or not some even go looking for sugar daddies, I am not saying that to say he was right and he was the adult in the situation and he should get what is coming.. like i said i have a 13 year old daughter and i would fight tooth and nail to get him convicted.. but also my daughter would not be accepting money from him and riding on him like a kawasaki either!

  • Sydney

    @Ms. Braided Beauty

    LOL, I was on my way to logging off when you posted. I understand your points, but I think we must remember that a 13-year-old is still a child, still an individual who is prone to make mistakes and act irrationally. I’m sure we all made some dumb, rash decisions when we were that age that we would not make as adults. I believe it is our responsibility as adults to mentor and mold children, not exploit nor abuse them.

  • Sydney

    *mentor and protect*

  • Sydney

    I’ll also add that I believe we have more young girls being raised in single parent households than ever before, so there’s a new set of pitfalls for them. We all know what trouble we could have gotten into without having the watchful eye or guidance of diligent parents.

  • lovely and amazing

    Its6amHoGetOut write:

    Heres what dude should do;

    1. Get with a reputable certified financial planner and tax accountant.

    2. Move the f*ck outta the south!

    3. Give your parents $25k per year to live on, and buy them a new $500k house, no more no less.

    4. Move the f*ck outta the south!

    5. If you have a babymomma dont marry her ass right away, especially if shes fat or ugly, agree to monthly support payments of $2-3k per month, the interest from your money should more than cover that.

    6. Dont buy her a house, she can drop the kid off at “your” house.

    7. Move the f*ck outta the south!

    8. Dont go off buying a bentley, ferrari and benz, buy you a cool ass car and a truck only.

    9. Move the f*ck outta the south!

    10. Dont lend money to a bunch of friends, give each of them a “one time” gift.

    11. Dont try and start a record company, putting money behind bull sh*t deep south rap is like sending a 350lb b*tch out to sell p**sy, aint nobody buying it!

    12. Move outta the f*ckin’ south.

    13. No platinum and diamond fronts, no 200 carat necklaces or bracelets.

    14. Dont fly all your homeboys out to L.A. for the BET awards.

    15. Friends need money for college? F*ck No!

    16. Dog breeding business? F*ck no!

    17. Move outta the f*ckin’ south!

    18. Set up trust funds for your future kids that they cant touch until they’re 25.

    19. Have your tax accountant set up a separate tax escrow account.

    20. Sign your own checks!

    There you go, enjoy your money and congratulations!

    DID I MENTION MOVE THE F*CK OUTTA THE SOUTH?

    6am, the right advice at the right time.

    _____________________________________________

    I’m married, happy, eternally faithful and with all due respect, I just have to say I love your writing brother! You are just brilliant and should be writing professionally. God, I hope this very lucky and blessed young brother is reading this thread. Peace, L&A

  • Nik

    Check on him in a few years.

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty the real one givin love to my chi-town even R Kelly

    sidney .. i agree but i still say that me being from chi and knowing some of the folks involved… parents should not be sending your child to be with a grown man either…. yes we have to mentor our kids and some will still sneak around and do what they want…. i know i snuck around and hung with my friends after curfew at 13 but never none of this stuff… also the defense is saying the man didnt have a mole in the video and Kellz has a big mole on his back…… its getting more interesting… but like i said the girls family was after money and they are living in one of his houses now… this new chick is probably after money also!

  • Sydney

    @Ms. Braided Beauty

    I understand your perspective, but if Kellz did in fact have sex with underaged girls (which I strongly believe he did), he should pay the legal price, whether there are people after his money or not. I’m getting tired, so I’m going to get some rest, but it was good talking with you. Have a good evening. :)

    @I’m Just Me

    Thanks for the news, I’ll have to look that up.

    @Lovely and Amazing

    Hello :) Have a good evening. Oh, and I saw your post from the other day about 6am and Marquis de Sade — I think they should both start their own blogs or do freelance writing, if they haven’t already, lol.

  • And…..

    Here’s my advice:

    1). He should buy his parents a home

    2). He can pay his tithes IF he has a trustworthy church or pastor. If not, he can donate or start a nonprofit charity of his choice (more tax deductions)

    3). Don’t buy a damn thing with the prinicpal. Put the money away and live off of the interest ONLY.

    4). Stay in the South. Its much cheaper and you get more for your money.

    5). If he has a “baby mama”, marry her ass ASAP. She was with you before your riches and will be there even if your broke. Besides, she’ll keep your ass out of trouble when the gold-diggers dig their way to your front door.

    6). No grills, 48inch rims, or other hood accessories. Keep it classy.

  • memchee

    congrats……

    He should hire a financial planner and don’t go handing out money to family….just set up a trust fund for college education. Everyone should be able to make money for themselves with a college education.

  • lovely and amazing

    @ Sydney

  • lovely and amazing

    @Sydney

    IMHO, 6am and Marquis are toally channellig Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx.

    And to be fair, SMDH is pushing the Millie Jackson envelope to the next level.

    All three need to record and go on tour together. They would sell out arenas. The content can be crass, at times vulgar, but their argument and perspectives are more socially and culturally relevant and profound regarding the state of black male/female relations than most stuff out here.

    These three would kill it on the comedy circuit. Their comments are humorous (not as in not serious) but a lot of comedy is rooted in painful truths.

    People would walk away thinking, that’s for sure.

  • Young girl

    @STELLA, WHERE DID U SEE THIS @?

  • BlackBeauty

    Good for him, he seems like a very nice, intelligent, caring young man. It is good to see a young brother doing something with himself. Congrats!!

  • squomp

    i always thought you had to be 21 to play the lottery.

    i guess the lottery board would know better than me.

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/Princess Mykel!

    @ lovely and amazing–

    They would need me–1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals!!! to open up the show!

    Sydney and Amber would be my back up singers.

    Lol!!!

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva w/Princess Mykel!

    *hey–

    BTW–I hope they don’t try to tell him that he was underage. That would be sad.

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty the real one givin love to my chi-town even R Kelly

    sidney… basically we are saying the same thing… i am not saying he was not wrong and he should pay.. and yeah young girls make rarional decisions being young but if you have the right parental guidance you wont make that mistake… look how many didnt fall for it… look how many 13 years old didnt ride on him like a kawasaki!!!! thats all im saying… and my love is for his music and as a artist… its a difference not for him making bad decisions..!!!

  • I really hope this isn’t as good as it gets….

    good for him! I pray he spends/invests it wisely.

  • the real dre

    dre here

  • I’m Just Me

    @ Squomp

    In NY you can play Lotto at 18.

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    I’m gonna hit the mf one day…. I feel lucky!

  • http://braibrai@yahoo.com ms braided beauty the real one givin love to my chi-town even R Kelly

    hey dre… im off tonight and tomorrow night… so im watching the lakers!!!!! hey i wish that was me that won that lottery!!!! wow what luck!!!! how are you doing fam!!!!

  • alexa

    But someone saw this dude is searching hot girls on a women passion site seeki ngsugarmomma com there are some of his hot pictures.. joke or not?

  • the real dre

    test

  • the real dre

    @ms braided

    i am actually alittle sick got cold.. but i’ll be aight!!! as for the LOTTERY, i am already aght financially so i’ll pass!! LOL

  • Phenomenal Me… Miss Dee (is back)

    Im glad somebody outside of Iowa, Wyoming, Ohio, Tennessee, West Virginia, and all them other fair shaded states won!! Geez… I’d still like to be broke off her on the Right Coast!! Dayum… can somebody send a sistah some winning Mega Million numbers!!! LOL!! CONGRATS TO HIM ANYWAYS!! Be wise wif all dat dough my young bro!!!

  • CP

    cha ching

  • Blue Eyed Angel

    lol@ 6am..so true

    @ Al-anon

    “Now………..I don’t know which would be more dangerous to that young man…….a golddigger or his pastor!”

    Very true!! His pastor will have the benz and jewelry 6am is telling the boy not to buy….Go look at Creflo Dollar and many others..lol..I’d do some philanthropy with the money instead..And definitely follow 6am’s idea..”MOVE THE F OUT of the south”..

  • kysu

    wowow~~~He is cool. But I am very curious. Why did he post his profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named

    “LovingRich.com”. What is he looking for there?

  • http://www.jhazzaisworld.wordpress.com jhazzai

    Pleeeeeeze tell me that his pastor isn’t Klepto Dollah! Klepto stalked one of my girlfriends who was really a good, clean pretty girl, who was really into the bible, and Klepto got mad because she wouldn’t sleep with him. He even went over to Africa and paid money to a witchdoctor to destroy my friend. She got through it…, but if this guy is in association with him…, then you can rest assure, that Klepto has his mind and money! I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy isn’t in court five years from now, and suing the Dollars for swindlin’ his fortune, for that’s all they know how to do!

    http://www.jhazzaisworld.wordpress.com

  • lovely and amazing

    Congratulations to this young brother!

    I am afraid for him though. His mother is standing at the podium not him. She’s running the show. He also has fearful, gullable, people-pleasing eyes.

    Mothers and churches can be the worst golddiggers of all. I hope his family and church don’t run through this young man’s fortune. But he seems lie the type to give his mother power of attorney and “trust” her to handle things, like give him an allowance from his own money.

    I don’t know, maybe I’m the only one who finds the dynamics of the picture a little creepy.

    Yes, he needs a financial consultant (not a parent or relative) and he needs a life coach to get some confidence.

    Good luck young man. I wish for you strength, confidence and happiness!

  • lovely and amazing

    Typo: But he seems **like** the type

  • C.C.

    Congratulations brother! Please do not be a typical negro and go out and buy a bunch of cars, chains, white(latina and asian too) women who would never have looked twice at you before you got your riches, big houses for every person you know, a struggling record company and please do not invest you uneducated homeboy’s dreams. Please visit a reputable financial planning firm and learn how to manage your money. if you splurge make sure it is on your mom. Good luck.

  • coco

    wow…he sounds very humble and smart. Not at all what i would expect a young boy to say. Congrats and I hope God blesses him and his fam.

  • Al-Anon

    Knowing my family……if I gave my mom some money, she would give it to my brother and he would give it to his baby mamas who would give it to their boyfriends who would give it to their baby mamas who would give it to their boyfriends..so I wouldn’t give any members of my family any money at all.

    Also, knowing my family members……if I didn’t give them a lot of money, they would be mad at me….so I wouldn’t give them any money at all.

    Maybe, that’s why I haven’t won, because I won’t share…

  • cherry

    He is smart and hot. I saw his photos on interracial romancing .c om He has many fans on that site.

  • african_4_eva

    That’s what’s up…best wishes to him and his family!

  • twinnytwin

    I am so happy for him, I hope he uses it wisely, and watch out for those long loss relatives.

  • jj

    every state is different but for south carolina you can be 18 – he’s good .. arizona is some 25 nonesense i think

  • http://www.myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    Awww that’s so nice of you guys to pretend that this boy ain’t gonna spend all this money up in a year or two. You know he’s riding on spinners in a maybach with loads of diamond encrusted jewelry right now.

  • Lush-Us Lipps

    What a lucky guy. I have to admit, I was hating on him @ 1st until I read he was spiritual and plans to help his family. Good for them! I wish them the BEST

  • MaShMo

    Man I went to High School wit this dude. He was kinda whack in high school, I mean not really well known. (If you know what I mean) He cool people though if you know him. He’s not like anyone round here who would win that money and have nothing to show for it, he knows to invest it to make it flip a couple more times.

    I still can’t believe that whack ass Jon Vargas won millions of dollars… WOW!! I happy for him tho..

  • jj

    @Bird

    if he was a stupid azz american he would but he’s not so he’s skrate! this caribean boy got it and you should know, only dumb black americans use their money for such foolishness first

  • @ the CARIBREAN HATA

    I can’t stand when it when Caribeans and other non African American blacks talk ‘ish.

    Where would your dusty ass be without African Anericans??????

    We are the wealthiest collective group of BLACK PEOPLE on the Earth. Google it hun!

    The majority of great BLACK thinkers and leaders are African American. If his ass was back in Jamaica, Trinidad or anywhere else, he wouldn’t have a won a damn thing! You mofo’s don’t have the income to buy grills and cars so shut up and eat a mango mi gal!

  • dana

    slick will be broke in 2 years

  • http://www.kindkerry.com/VSG_FRIENDS.html Kind Kerry

    Someone told me about this story when it first happened & how he wanted to pay his tithes @ church & referred to Pslam 41. He sounds like a good Christian boy & DESRVES his riches! :)

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