Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

Beardylocks

No, it’s not Wendy Williams with a 5 o’Clock shadow, it’s tranny Andre J. who was recently featured in Timeout.com. It’s rumored that he’s supposed to be NYC’s next “It” boy/girl – we just think he’s pure comedy.

We’ve included more of Beardy-locks just below.

Andre J. 1Andre J. 2

via WENN

Comments(104) on “Random Ridiculousness”

  1. beautiful b

    this ***** is just odd!!

  2. angela

    scary.

  3. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    OMG, he’s such a mess!!

  4. Lady Architect

    he needs help and some self esteem. He’s clearly looking for attention.

  5. lil latte

    What the hell is this?


  6. LMAO I’m going to have horrible nightmares tonight. Is he Khia’s sis/bro??

  7. num1dominicano

    what is this *****???


  8. LMAO hell nall!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. iopa

    if he cut that beard he’d look just like one of those tennis williams sisters

  10. Lee

    What kind of frackenackle bullisht is this??????

  11. Lush-Us Lipps

    This guy is mad funny! He keeps me in stitches! LMAO

  12. beautiful b

    i had to come back and say that this ***** is really, really, odd.


  13. I seen this man/woman…not sure how it would like to be idenified….However……It is the freakish thing you can see walking down the streets of NYC…….Nothing like see what you think is a woman wearing a long flowing weave, just to walk past and see its a man….with long YAKI…. shorts and cowboy boots……..GOTTA LOVE FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION…..

  14. tha DrUNken MAstER...

    Seriously anyone seen planet of the ape’s Kira, the female lab tech. lol

  15. PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    SMDH .. BLACK FOLKS DIDNT USED TO BE A CRAZY AS CAUC*****IANS. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR RACE


  16. serena williams

    is that you

  17. Kittylicious aka Melaine

    WTF is this hot mess?? Is it halloween already?

  18. Q-Dub

    WTF??? AND WHY IS THIS NEWS???????

  19. swoosh

    why? who? what is this bull***** bossip????


  20. I wonder what size those heels are

  21. Giadore Milan

    Andre is num1dominicano’s undercover lover. Howyoudoin?

  22. Ms. Natti

    @ Gimme a break.

    I was thinking the same thing. It does look like Serena, only smaller

  23. african_4_eva

    OH MY.

  24. gimme a break

    @Ms Natti

    dont get me wrong , i love serena williams , she is a great tennis player ,,,but it, looks like her LOLOLOLOLOL

  25. Ariel Lewis

    TAKE A NOTE!! THATS A DRAG-QUEEN, AND NOT A TRANSSSEXUAL, DONT GET IT TWISTED…..

  26. Ms. T

    What is he trying to promote, advertise or market?

    I know he is not signed up with a modeling agency!!! If he is then sign up Dennis Rodman too!

    They both just “U-G-L-Y”

  27. jamie

    i saw him last weekend down on west 4th! hes really tall and skinny… he looked like he was working the corner…

  28. Anonymous3 - the fire sign

    you know what….that beard is throwing everything off….who told him that was cute!!!

  29. seely

    I know that he had a French Vogue cover not too long ago. I think that he is inventive, he has created this persona and he is sticking to it.

    Now I am not saying that he looks good, he is just doing him and I can’t be mad at that.

  30. Anonymous3 - the fire sign

    @jaime^^^^

    he probably was “working the corner”

  31. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    He needs to shave the beard… and he don’t have nothing on RuPaul!!!

  32. Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    LMPRAO!! WTF is this? He must wear a size 13″ in pumps, lol! And if your going to cross dress at least shave your face dude, YUK!

  33. Aunt Viv

    He and Dennis Rodman are on some real modern day tomfoolery.

  34. Aunt Viv

    I mean Denise Rodman

  35. Chaka

    I love this *****! Oh, the Drama!

  36. I said it!!

    Ok now you know it is a white man’s world when they praise him. He was the first African American male to be on Europe Vogue cover. There will be so much said about him that I will reframe and just call him one of Gods creatures just like everyone else.

  37. Betty B

    yuck yuck

  38. Betty B

    yuck yuck

  39. Doagae

    If I was this crazy *****’s mama……click click pow!

  40. Betty B

    hey at least he makes it clear that he is a man in a dress rather then having to guess like for RuPaul.


  41. I’d be so ashamed if that was my son.

  42. Shay

    I think of myself as an open minded person. I try not to worry about others life choices that don’t effect me personally. It’s just that..the beard is a hot ***** mess. I don’t know if you could call him a trannie. Maybe a bearded crazy.

  43. african_4_eva

    @ DOAGAE

    “click, click…POW!!”…you are on some funny ish!

    Tooooo funny! ;-)

  44. Southern Belle 225

    SMH at this WOLFEN dude! Can anyone tell my why he’s popular? I’ve seen his pics on this site before but I never knew who he was or why he was relevant. Does anyone know?

  45. Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    LOL @ Southen Belle – Queen Wolf, lol!!

  46. HomoMafia

    Andre J is totally ferosh!!

  47. TAC

    He is sadly “Making It Rain On These Hoes”

    Everyone do you. You’d be much happier.

  48. I'm Just Me

    GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE!!!

  49. MDM.Org

    Pathetic.

  50. *****es Please

    Sorry, but I’m just not feeling that Planet of the Apes swag….. He is a mess but not a tranny mess.

  51. Dark&Lovely

    WHAT IZ THIS??? Come on Bossip how does he make the newz??????????????

  52. sdotworld

    Wanna talk about something new??? Check out Solanges new blog at Hadleystreetjournal.com….go and see!!

  53. sxyQblondie

    KILL IT BEFORE IT MULTIPLIES.

  54. Rozza

    What. The. Hell. He can’t be a tranny while wearing an Amish beard! Come on people! He’s the next “It” thing alright! IT is confused – seriously confused. Makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time

  55. Rozza

    @something2say: “…Nothing like see what you think is a woman wearing a long flowing weave, just to walk past and see its a man….with long YAKI…. shorts and cowboy boots…” HAHAHAHA!

    ***************************************************************

    I have seen that before and nothing more gross than a man in gold lame booty shorts showing his moose knuckle.

  56. I'm Just Me

    Is that the next COUSIN IT thing?

  57. finesseyoswagger

    well, he DOES have a great SMILE!

    AND moosEkNUckLE? hA!

  58. kigali

    I saw him in Greenwich Village last summer. Pink mini dress, bobbed wig and that dam beard.

  59. Marshabio

    This is not working for me. Whenever I see a photo of him, I start to itch all over.

  60. Omni101

    again here we are just a few years from the civil rights struggle and we see this disgrace. the sad part isn’t him it’s us, we’re the ones giving this psychotic man attention.

    I’m not gonna SMDH I’m gonna apologize to all the racist white people who said we are “monkeys”, cause clearly “we” give them reason to believe we are just that… DAMN MONKEYS.

    weez finally made it . weez ekwal naw to you m*****ah.

  61. anon

    looks like mos def in a wig!


  62. Kelly Rowland unshaved swag?

  63. butterfly

    He scares me. He looks like how satan would look.

  64. GO GETTA

    SICK ***** MU*****AS!!!


  65. Sodom and Gomorrah! What the devil is THAT!!! MAKE IT STOP, JUST STOP IT!

  66. rayrayischillin

    The word ‘IT’ pretty much describes it all.

  67. DIAMONDCHEERS

    Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    LMPRAO!! WTF is this? He must wear a size 13″ in pumps, lol! And if your going to cross dress at least shave your face dude, YUK!

    ———————————————–

    LMAOOO!! SIZE 13 IN PUMPS??? NO U DIDN’T!!

  68. MsSmartiepants

    All I see is Venus Williams without her tweezers.

  69. DPrez

    “SMDH .. BLACK FOLKS DIDNT USED TO BE A CRAZY AS CAUC*****IANS. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR RACE”

    -i concur…wtf.

    Weak just weak.

  70. samira

    CAPONE

    “Kelly Rowland unshaved swag?”

    _____________________________

    ROTFLMAO!

    He is a peculiar being!

  71. And.....

    I will be the first to praise the Kids and the Queens for their creativity and what not, but Andre J. and this bushy beard business is messing with my inner spirit.

  72. Nik

    NYC better not ever make him an “it” anything looking quite ape-ish.


  73. I seriously think people are sooo bored that they have to do some dumb s&@t like this!

  74. Valenne

    At this point, i think some people are sick! I can understand ( kinda) that a man like another man or that a woman like another woman but why this *****! Why would he keep his beard and wearing woman clothes! This guy really scare me everytime i see him!

  75. Valenne

    scares*

  76. We Gots 2 Do Better

    Oh my god i finally see what bigfoot looks like.But i had no idea bigfoot would be a crossdresser.Now it makes me not wanna see bigfoot

  77. chocs n berries

    please this sample of a person looks like he escaped from a zoo in Africa……….

    go to church brotha

  78. ***** bossip

    he is really a shaved crackhead bear.

  79. pimp daddy

    i heard there is a sextape of him and ray j.

  80. Ready Set Go

    The NYC new “it” thing’s name is now Usama Bin Tranny

  81. Ready Set Go

    If you had ever wondered what 50 looked like in drag then look no further.

  82. Crazy4Idris

    Hahahahahahaha this is hilarious!!!!! He cracks me up everytime I see him. I can’t get used to him already.

  83. VeeZee

    This son of a ***** makes me sick!

  84. Ready Set Go

    LOL @ Rozza. ‘It’ does have an Amish bin Laden beard.Look like one of the police officers in that 70’s cop show “The Rookies.”

  85. I'm Just Me

    I cannot get past the beard and the DRAWN ON eyebrows…he is looking very J. Alexanderish :(

  86. IT'S TOO BAD THAT

    All I can think of is:

    GORILLA IN THE MIST!

    he’s an embar*****ment to gay people…

  87. IT'S TOO BAD THAT

    and thanks for ruining my morning!

  88. Uhuru

    SMDH .. BLACK FOLKS DIDNT USED TO BE A CRAZY AS CAUC*****IANS. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR RACE

    ———————————————

    We mixed with them.

  89. Shardy

    THAT ***** IS ON FIRE!! HE GIVES ME JUST WHAT I NEED!!!


  90. He looks like planet of the tranny apes on damn flo…., I’m just sayin..

    http://www.jhazzaisworld.wordpress.com


  91. Son of “SATAN,” a true “DEMON”

  92. Suga Mo

    Hate mess

  93. GGooDie

    Can we please stop giving this “shim” any type of spotlight!

  94. howbad

    WTF..So shem is supposed to be NYC’s “it”..These are the last days.Taking my ***** to church asap.Little kids plotting to kill they teachers .Yea it’s the end the devil is working hova time.

  95. luckie

    what type of ***** is this? there aint nothin cute about that *****. he looks like a damn freak of nature.

  96. Anywhoo

    Do not be fooled, this is the updated version of Steppin’ Fetchin’ and black face. It is the black man as freak, non-human, pitiable and comic entertainment for white folks. Don’t be fooled.

    BTW, LMAO on some of these comments.


  97. I respect that he is being himself and I admire his courage to step out like that but to be honest I think he looks kind of messy. The beard throws me off and it looks gross. I like the hair, I like the model swag but that damn beard is a mess. Plus I think his nose is ugly. Other than that I wish him the best.

  98. azdelish

    WTF…..

    This is just gross.

  99. KAY TEE

    HE LOOKS LIKE A SKINNY CAVEMAN! LOL

  100. Implant Buster

    I just looove Andre J.! He is so awesome. I’ve used numerous shots of him as my Gravatar. He is simply stunning. Those long sinewy legs that any top model would die for, and that delectable chocolate skin. Why would he shave and risk razor burn on that perfect complexion? He even rocks the blonde wigs well. It’s not about him being a man or a woman or even a tranny. It’s just about Andre being Andre and embracing all aspects of his self. That to me is undeniably sexy!


  101. I know we are in our last days and this is proof, God made Adam and Eve know matter what people say being gay is a sin and thats the way it is period, men trying to be women, women trying to be men this is a shame, be happy with who God made you to be

  102. Fool of a Tooke!!

    The first time I saw this guy was at a party in NYC. He was wearing a fur unitard with one leg out and wearing heals… I was like, “What the ***** is that *****?!”

    And the person who said he looks like Serena or Venus (whatever) is RIGHT.


  103. OMG ITS A GAY TYRA BANKS


  104. Wow…

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