1st?

I hate when women bring up a flat screen. A man is going to use his tv almost every day. How many time are you going to wear those expensive shoe and handbags? A man gets his money’s worth out of his gadgets.

Lord Jesus…

I hate when women make stupid lists…..

For the woman with the man who bought a 52 inch TV…that’s for the both of you. You buying 10 pairs of shoes is just selfish!

I LOVE MY FIANCE TO DEATH AND HE STILL OPENS DOORS EVEN THOUGH WE BEEN TOGETHER FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS BUT I HATE HATE HATE IT WHEN HE LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP. THAT GETS ON MY NERVES, IT JUST MAKES THE BATHROOM LOOK LIKE A PUBLIC RESTROOM. GROSS

1. Lack of Chivary
2. Unwillingness 2 learn new sh!t
3. Inability to compromise
4. Their Ego
5. They can’t remember a da** thing
6. Hypocrits
7. Lazy(wash some dishes sometimes)
8. They don’t know the basics of life
9. Life & Health insurance comes before Rims insurance!
10. Lack feelings

okay just my opinion

Men lie 2 much is at the top of my list tho!

also w/ the flat screen, unless the guy’s a psycho and won’t let you use the tv – the whole household gets use and enjoyment out of the tv, unlike the expensive shoes that only the woman can wear.

I’m sure that woman wouldn’t be too pleased if her man came home w/ $200 size 12 sneakers once a week.

@Southern Cabbage

I totally with u…..

Who cares what a woman like or does not like. I have a simple rule that I live by that have served me well it is as follows:

” I have relations, not relationships. ”

This is the rule that has sustained me through college, pharmacy school and work …
I don’t care what a woman likes or does not like, when she met me I was doing damn fine and she she leaves I will be doing even better.

So if she decides to come along for this ride, she is going to follow my rules and if she cannot shut up and keep he opinions to herself she is welcome to leave ….

10 things women hate about men, trick please it is a man’s world and don’t you dare forget it!

I can’t stand when a man will put you on blast for something he does all the time! For example, when I don’t hear from him for days at a time, it’s “okay” because he’s “been busy.” But let me not answer the phone for a few days and it’s a problem!

Yup I can’t stand that either!!!!

I can’t stand when a man will put you on blast for something he does all the time!
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COSIGN 100%

Men are some of the biggest hypocrites.

@ Lady A
I can’t stand when a man will put you on blast for something he does all the time! For example, when I don’t hear from him for days at a time, it’s “okay” because he’s “been busy.” But let me not answer the phone for a few days and it’s a problem!

Yup I can’t stand that either!!!!
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Yeah they have their double standards…

Then they wanna sleep with you then tryna feel if another man been in his spot!

*** Notice ***

All the problems are at home, not outside, Unless his eyes tend to pay more attention to other women (Attention spand). Women seem to be satisfied when spending time out, with there men. Inside becomes stressful for a women because men seem to know how to keep busy in there castle, limiting the attention time, women receive causing low self esteem, resulting in arguing and discomfort.

@REALITY CHECK..3 WORDS..MY NEW HERO

**why do women expect to have the EXACT same rules as men when men and women are different?**

The only thing i hate about men is when they dont have any money…..UGH!

@ MIJDC
**why do women expect to have the EXACT same rules as men when men and women are different?**
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I don’t think women truly expect men to act like us. We want men to apply the simplistics to all situations. Men are from Mars, yada yada yada but ya’ll far from Pluto now!

O and small Peters…. How could i leave that out!

@PRPPLE
“The only thing i hate about men is when they dont have any money…..UGH!”
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ROFLMAO!!

“Tell that girl like Doritos that’s ‘Nacho Cheeze!’”

If ya got a small Peter, than you sure better have a large Peck-her!

@SOUTHERN CABBAGE PATCH
“**why do women expect to have the EXACT same rules as men when men and women are different?**
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I don’t think women truly expect men to act like us. We want men to apply the simplistics to all situations. Men are from Mars, yada yada yada but ya’ll far from Pluto now!”
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Yeah, but different standards for different things!!

This seems so logical and straight forward that I TRULY don’t understand why people complain about this.

@PRPPLE
“The only thing i hate about men is when they dont have any money…..UGH!”
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ROFLMAO!!
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Nothing makes my cooch dryer than hearing “I aint got it”

@ Reality Check, Wow. Lol.

Idk I Think It All Depends On THe Person You’re With.

Prrple,

The only thing i hate about men is when they dont have any money…..UGH
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LMAO! Girl NO!!!
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He better try and vacuum clean every crumb down south for real

@ women
I can’t stand when a man will put you on blast for something he does all the time!

Only because when he does do what he do you guyz act like the world is comming to a end , Emotionaly. So when u then decide to think its all good to do it yourself of course he has to throw it in ya face, Not only because he couldnt get away with it , but because u acted like he was gonna burn in hell for it.

**why do women expect to have the EXACT same rules as men when men and women are different?**
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cause women steady trying to be like men instead of embracing being a woman. later for that mess

@ MIJDC

I hear ya.

LOL TRS, i tried to play fair but no haps!

@SOUTHERN CABBAGE PATCH
“He better try and vacuum clean every crumb down south for real”
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I swear I’m going to have to mail you a bill for State of Louisiana computer because I just spit water all over mine after reading this!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEVER would of thought YOU would of said this!!!

I can’t stand when a man will put you on blast for something he does all the time! For example, when I don’t hear from him for days at a time, it’s “okay” because he’s “been busy.” But let me not answer the phone
for a few days and it’s a problem! That’s just a very basic example but it only grows from there! Like once you get to sharing expenses and sharing responsibilities, it’s okay for you to buy a 52 inch flat screen but I can’t splurge on a few pairs of shoes at a fraction of the price. You see where I’m going with that? -Kimberly, 35
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Kimberly sounds as if she earns less than $30,000 annually. The way I see it, if you are on equal footing as your man – you can do whatever you please with your money, buy all the shoes you want and I guarantee he won’t give a damn.

Now if he is the bread winner in the relationship and he is carrying the majority of the burden, you are not afforded the right to complain when buys a 52 inch TV. He is making the lion share of the income – so unless you are going dutch on the expenses, your shoe buying should be subject to his discretion.

I can’t stand a hypocrite. I once dated a guy who called his boy’s girl a ho all the time because she was cheating on him. Meanwhile, he was cheating on me with all kind of different women. The word “ho” is gender neutral to me.

I speak for 99.7% of all men in here.

LMAO @ 6am…LOL

6 AM

I speak for 99.7% of all men in here.
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You speak for 99.7 of the men in here that are dealing with BS women.

@ Its6amHoGetOut

Luv it. LMBAO

@ 6am

I had to read that again…LOL

I love it, I’m just not one of them chicks but you do have some truth in that list! LMAO

Prpple,

LOL TRS, i tried to play fair but no haps!
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It’s no such thing as playing fair with these Niccas. Play for keeps ma!!!!

You see how they do…this is supposed to be about what women hate about men, and every one of them has stepped up in here talking about what they hate about women.

@ TRS

Very tru

I had to leave a man that I lived with for about a year because he was so gross! He was just disgusting. I am a woman and go through some things once a month that are fairly gross in nature and he wouldn’t know! So why is there urine on the floor around the toilet and on the underside of the toilet seat? Why don’t you wash your hands after you do the number 2 and have the nerve to reach into my bag of mixed nuts? Why is hair from your head and other parts all over the shower floor? I may sound trivial, but I am not going to clean up after a man to that capacity. I shouldn’t have to police your hygiene and hand washing. That’s just ridiculous. – Brandi, 29

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Brandi needs to find her a man, because what she is describing is the monster from the jungle.
She said she used to live with him for less than a year, so she means to tell me that she never noticed monster balls had hygiene issues.

She means to tell us that even before the moved in with him she did not notice the faint smell of fecal matter coming from the skid marks in his draws or the unwashed scent emanating from his balls …..

. young lady you are 29 these are things a child knows.

Do not play with the kid on the playground that smells like do do.

She means to tell us that even before the moved in with him she did not notice the faint smell of fecal matter coming from the skid marks in his draws or the unwashed scent emanating from his ***** …..
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Southern Cabbage Patch,

. They can’t remember a da** thing
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I have always wondered why this is the case. I once had a guy that I was seeing call and ask me how to spell his sister’s name. I am like WTF???

Keep track of your own keys, your own wallet, etc. and please stop asking “have you seen my….”

@TRS
“I have always wondered why this is the case. I once had a guy that I was seeing call and ask me how to spell his sister’s name. I am like WTF???

Keep track of your own keys, your own wallet, etc. and please stop asking “have you seen my….”
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Because men operate on the basis of “effiency.” We priortize things for our memory and non-essential things are either delegated or discarded.

Because men operate on the basis of “effiency.”
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And women don’t?

It’s no such thing as playing fair with these Niccas. Play for keeps ma!!!!

You see how they do…this is supposed to be about what women hate about men, and every one of them has stepped up in here talking about what they hate about women.
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I dont even like these kinda post cause it always turns into a male vs female bashing. With me and men im like Kelis “I just wanna get along with youuuuuu”

@TRS
“Because men operate on the basis of “effiency.”
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And women don’t?”
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They think they do.

I gotta go to work ya’ll, bye enjoy your chat!

Ohh since we gone take it their, I cant stand when a chick no u gonna be out for a while, then they call u 2 bring them some damn gingerale or somethen dumb , just 2 get mad at u when u come home wit it late, like “Damn I dont need it now I coulda died about time u brong it.LOL Trouble makers. LOL

I hate when a man wants to act possessive in public but then when you get home or in a private setting, he might as well be ignoring you! So he plays the role of the guy who’s really into his girl and hugs on her and kisses her in public and shoots the ice grill to any man who dares to look my way, but when we get home, he’s the complete opposite! That’s so fake and he’s a total faker if he does that because all it says is even though I may not want you, I don’t want anyone else to have you. That’s just wrong and men know they do this dumb stuff. – Lanecia, 25
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Lanecia needs to stop messing with Debo who just out of the penitentiary last month. This is clearly behavior of a previously incarcerated individual.

Did he also walk around with a sharpened toothbrush in his jeans and constantly speak about not wanting to get shanked.
Quality not quantity that is the way I see it, I can always deduce what a person is like just by having a few conversations with them …

So it is either you are really desperate or you just don’t care who you hang out and have relations with.
Tis Tis you can blame no one but yourself for being unable to spot a crazy thug …

One of the things I hate is that you move in. Next thing I know, you’re asking if your homey could crash for a few days. I turn around, he’s answering my phone and opening my mail!

Prpple

With me and men im like Kelis “I just wanna get along with youuuuuu”
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Too cute! It’s just too hard to get along with dudes sometimes.

Nah TRS, I speak for “all” 99.7%

I hate it when you clip your toenails wile sitting on the front porch!

One thing I cant stand about female is that despite the fact that they have these huge complaints about men, they still sleep with them and still have babies with them. Men might be cheats, liars, and selfish but at least they aint stupid like females are.

@ Diva, no real man would ever let his homie move in, you’d lend that n*gga whatevers in your pocket so he can go get his own place, never go to the bank, just give him what you have on your person……..

I hate it that you think it’s your birthright to drink up all the orange juice.

And leave a corner in the container.
And put it BACK in the refrigerator.

Idiot!

They think they do.
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We “think” we do???

If that’s the case, then how are women managing households AND working full times careers without being “efficient?”

Know what, I could make a list 6 AM style but I won’t bother because it would be in vain.

I hate it that your mother borrowed my boots last year and I STILL ain’t get ‘em back.

I run into her wrinkled aZZ at the mall and she talkin’ ’bout “You like my boots?”

6 AM

Nah TRS, I speak for “all” 99.7%
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Naw sweetie, you just are so arrogant that you would like to THINK that you do. Trust that any man that deals with TRS ain’t got ish to do with that list you made.

That is all.

I have always wondered why this is the case. I once had a guy that I was seeing call and ask me how to spell his sister’s name. I am like WTF???

Keep track of your own keys, your own wallet, etc. and please stop asking “have you seen my….”
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….Awwww TRS i like when they depend on me for stuff like that, makes me feel all “needed” and scheet.lol………….

@TRS
“We “think” we do???

If that’s the case, then how are women managing households AND working full times careers without being “efficient?”

Know what, I could make a list 6 AM style but I won’t bother because it would be in vain.”
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Because men are more efficent and delegated that responsibility to you.

Sorta like a CEO of company not doing the work itself. They make the decision and delegate the execution of the decision out to others.

When a woman goes grocery shopping, isnt she supposed to get the 2 for 1 tropicana pure OJ for $5?

@ TRS,

you’re one person, hence 99.7%

Your man is in that soft .3%

Any men in here that dont agree with my list?

I was with this guy, and he was very generous and sweet and cool and fun to hang out with. But I had to end things with him because he would always say things like, “oh, when I get married, she’s gotta be exotic,” like a latina or have the trending Armenian look. So he was saying that he wanted everything that I’m not. I’m a brown-skinned, African-American woman and I am damn fine! But I’m not what you want ultimately, so what’s our point? I really want to know why they do that! Men, why do you do this? – Tricia, 30
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Tricia my dear, men do this because we can. Plain and simple.
When a person tells you what they want the first time – you better believe them, because this is what they are really like when you strip away the layers.
How many times have you stripped away the layers of an onion and found a peach beneath all those layers.
It does not happen if makes your eyes burn it is a onion.

Now for the painful truth, you were just a good time girl – someone to have fun with until what we really desire comes along.

For crying out loud you are 30 years old and still acting like a dummy.

I hate it when you bring home job applications and ask ME to fill them out for you!

illiterate!

I hate it when you used your sock to wash the dishes.

WTH?????

Okay I will add my piece…
I briefly dated a white collar guy 37 years old with a whole bag of issues…
1) He wanted to married in 2010…I only knew him a week before hearing this request…
2)He needed to be able to trust me-heard this on our first date-3 days after meeting him
3)He just wants everything to be nice and easy-Im looking at this fool like he had lost his mind-he was married before like I was nice and easy takes work…
4)Possessive I went upstairs to change my shirt and was upstairs longer than he thought he calln my name out like he was lost or something
5)His own insecurities messed a good friendship-I only knew this man for 5 weeks and all this happended during that time…he made me want my young Ex boyfriend back so bad…and we did get back together…
I hate a mofo who carry his baggage from one relationship to another…

Oh and TRS, theres a difference between “arrogance and 6am confidence” I’m a f*ckin’ genius, didnt you know that?

Prpple,

Awwww TRS i like when they depend on me for stuff like that, makes me feel all “needed” and scheet.lol………….
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Yes all women want to feel needed…but I need someone who can manage himself AND remember the important stuff. Some men can’t even remember your birthday but they can memorize all the cheat codes and moves on the PS3 within the hour!!!

LOL…..If its one thing I know in my heart its that women more often than not are much better with money than men…they are much more frugal with the dollar be it from having to take care of their kids minus a man in the house or whatever but imma have to roll with them being better with money…….

Ok ive had enough fun, bye all!

All women should understand that the man gets:

The biggest piece of chicken
The last slice of pizza
The best seat in front of the television
The remote control to the tv.
The best spot in the fridge for leftovers.

All women get:

The first choice for spot in the bed.
Complete dominion over the bathroom.
Complete dominion over the kitchen (save for that one spot in the fridge)
The preferred parking spot.

@ Enkogneegro,

They have to be better with money, you seen how mad a b*tch gets when she doesnt have enough to get a bi-weekly weave tightening?

Morning Ladies…….

I’ve covered everyone so I don’t have to worry bout no pistols being pointed at me…..

6 AM

Your man is in that soft .3%
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Boy HUSH your arrogant self up!!! Again, my “man” doesn’t deal with that list of yours if he’s dealing with me.

1. I support MYSELF sweetie.
2. My credit is on point!
3. I have NEVA worn a weave in my life!

I could go on and on….I should take that list of yours and break it down TRS style because I see you have forgotten that I am a “resident genius” too.

lol, bye……..

peepin in the room………

“sup ya’ll”

Too cute! It’s just too hard to get along with dudes sometimes.
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true that i cant even lie. Im in the middle cause i see the foolishness from men but i see foolishness from women too. but i do believe the women is the one who dictates what she will and will not accept. You attract what you are.

@Man
I see some truth to what you said…it’s sorta like that in my relationship..
The last slice of pizza hit home hard LOL Oh and the bathroom is an unspoken rule…he already knows…and my son : )

@ TRS,

You could only break down my list to where it represents you, not the other 99.7% of women who know damn well what i typed is the truth and aint sayin’ sh*t because it hits home!

Lol @ Uncle EEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I hate it that your mother borrowed my boots last year and I STILL ain’t get ‘em back.

I run into her wrinkled aZZ at the mall and she talkin’ ’bout “You like my boots?”
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LMAO!!! Girl what is wrong with you?? You’re sick in the mind I tell you! Sick!!!!!

@CHOCO
“I see some truth to what you said…it’s sorta like that in my relationship..
The last slice of pizza hit home hard LOL Oh and the bathroom is an unspoken rule…he already knows…and my son : )”
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A chick ate the last slice of pizza with me and I knew we weren’t going to work out.

I hate it that your mother borrowed my boots last year and I STILL ain’t get ‘em back.

I run into her wrinkled aZZ at the mall and she talkin’ ’bout “You like my boots?”
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LMAO, what the heezy Diva?

ROME♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See ya 6!

I’m out as well.

Have a good day and ladies, hold it down in here for me!!!

**peeking back **

Hey PURPLE!!!!!!

**exiting out**

enkogkneegro ( Uncle E…if you like )

LOL…..If its one thing I know in my heart its that women more often than not are much better with money than men…they are much more frugal with the dollar be it from having to take care of their kids minus a man in the house or whatever but imma have to roll with them being better with money…….

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They appear to be better at money management becuase they have more on hand. Once they spend all of yours……then they manage the hell out of theirs………and you better not ask for nothin!

6 AM

@ TRS,

You could only break down my list to where it represents you, not the other 99.7% of women who know damn well what i typed is the truth and aint sayin’ sh*t because it hits home!
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So 99.7% of women can’t support themselves, have bad credit, wear weaves, “say dumb ish in public,” etc.?

*Sigh*

And yes, I could most assuredly break down your list…period. You know it too.

Yes all women want to feel needed…but I need someone who can manage himself AND remember the important stuff. Some men can’t even remember your birthday but they can memorize all the cheat codes and moves on the PS3 within the hour!!!
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lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, u aint neva lie bout that PS3. What would you do if your dude forgot your bday? thats a major violation. I dont ask for much but u better remember my birfday!

@ TRS

Hey Baby!!!! How are ya?

@Man
LMAO I forgot you are a scorpio yall can be soooo stubborn at times…
Me and mine still fight over the remote control like we are kids…no lie and I really be in my feelings LOL

Prpple,

What would you do if your dude forgot your bday? thats a major violation. I dont ask for much but u better remember my birfday!
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GURL my man would have to be going through something major for me to excuse that. My feelings are that I have a memory like an elephant, and therefore, I would never forget something like that about my man. I expect equal treatment!

The girl? We don’t know WHAT the heezy ya’ll want! You’re too crazy to be direct half the times so it frustrates us.

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VERY TRUE

A lot of the time the women doesn’t know what she wants or in more cases, changes her mind in the middle and all the things we loved about you become the annoying things that make us walk away.

Rome,

Hey Baby!!!! How are ya?
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I am good!!!! How are you and WHERE have you been?? You’ve been missed on here.

Prpple,

What would you do if your dude forgot your bday? thats a major violation. I dont ask for much but u better remember my birfday!

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My friend just went through this this year, so she didn’t do ish for dude’s birthday. Needless to say they are hanging on by a thread. But he didn’t get her a card, nothing. Said it was just another day. So why was he mad when she didn’t do anything?

went to lunch break sorry…

@ TRS
Southern Cabbage Patch,

. They can’t remember a da** thing
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I have always wondered why this is the case. I once had a guy that I was seeing call and ask me how to spell his sister’s name. I am like WTF???

Keep track of your own keys, your own wallet, etc. and please stop asking “have you seen my….”
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You have proven my point chica!

Hi IJM

How are you doing?

Because men are more efficent and delegated that responsibility to you.

Sorta like a CEO of company not doing the work itself. They make the decision and delegate the execution of the decision out to others.
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Pure foolishness.

Who cares what a woman like or does not like. I have a simple rule that I live by that have served me well it is as follows:

” I have relations, not relationships. ”

This is the rule that has sustained me through college, pharmacy school and work …
I don’t care what a woman likes or does not like, when she met me I was doing damn fine and she she leaves I will be doing even better.

So if she decides to come along for this ride, she is going to follow my rules and if she cannot shut up and keep he opinions to herself she is welcome to leave ….

10 things women hate about men, trick please it is a man’s world and don’t you dare forget it!

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This is currently why you are very lonely and have hand burn on ya d*ck.

Southern Cabbage,

You have proven my point chica!
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I am good at that!

Because men are more efficent and delegated that responsibility to you.

Sorta like a CEO of company not doing the work itself. They make the decision and delegate the execution of the decision out to others.
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Pure foolishness.
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WTH… LOL. Only IF

@ TRS

Well work has been busy and I haven’t had a lot of free time. It feels good to be missed…..or do you just miss my doggie style! Booooooyaaaaahhh!!! lol

HEY CABBAGE PATCH!!!

HOW ARE YOU MOMMA, STRANGER!!

All women should understand that the man gets:

The biggest piece of chicken
The last slice of pizza
The best seat in front of the television
The remote control to the tv.
The best spot in the fridge for leftovers.

All women get:

The first choice for spot in the bed.
Complete dominion over the bathroom.
Complete dominion over the kitchen (save for that one spot in the fridge)
The preferred parking spot.
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LOLLLLLL, funny but mostly true true and true.

Ol hatin azz b’s

Any to 6am

Your list does not apply to me BRO

I dont wear weave
I dont wear fake nails
Credit is pristine
I own my own stuff

So uh, sounds like you chose the wrong one bro! HAHA!!

IJM

This is currently why you are very lonely and have hand burn on ya d*ck.
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———————-DOA—————-

@ Man

Lord Jesus…

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DEAD!!!

bye Diiiiiva, catch u next time

Men kill me wanting to complain about their women. You chose her nucca! Its some bad chics out here!

The problem with most guys is when they get mad, they want to put you on their level.

I feel like this, you want to talk to me lik eI’m a n*gga, one of your boys… we about to see who has bigger nutts.

I hate that. Treat me like a woman respectfully doing an argument.

* Driving past this thread and blowing the horn. Bummh, bummh.*

They appear to be better at money management becuase they have more on hand. Once they spend all of yours……then they manage the hell out of theirs………and you better not ask for nothin!
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LMAO im not even gonna lie, my money is for saving and yourns is for spending. Another advantages of being a laaaaaady(in my best shanae nae voice)

@ IJM
HEY CABBAGE PATCH!!!

HOW ARE YOU MOMMA, STRANGER!!
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Ha I am good. Hope you are 2! I know working and tryna obtain my recession for the holidays paycheck

@ Prppl
The only thing i hate about men is when they dont have any money…..UGH!
Nothing makes my cooch dryer than hearing “I aint got it”
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OMG_____________DEAD______________ ROTFLMAO

I have always wanted to express this, but never had the heart to do it, smh…

I dislike when men who pay child support, call the baby mama up asking if he can get $40 of the $$$$ he just mailed to you!

GTFOH!!!!!!!!!!

@ Prppl
The only thing i hate about men is when they dont have any money…..UGH!
Nothing makes my cooch dryer than hearing “I aint got it”
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OMG_____________DEAD______________ ROTFLMAO

I have always wanted to express this, but never had the heart to do it, smh…

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WOW. LMAO. too funny, too funny.

IJM
HEY CABBAGE PATCH!!!

HOW ARE YOU MOMMA, STRANGER!!
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Ha I am good. Hope you are 2! I know working and tryna obtain my recession for the holidays paycheck

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I hear ya! Yes all is well over here. Ready for 2010 already!

@IJM

This is currently why you are very lonely and have hand burn on ya d*ck.
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LMAO im not even gonna lie, my money is for saving and yourns is for spending.

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Please say it again.

Too many guys are these “momma boys.” Momma paid for you and still is in some ways. Men never want to grow up and be men.

They expect someone to take care of them like their mommas did. AIN’t Happening

Daddy go hard….

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I’m a Blackberry Bold

Shorty is a Sidekick……Venus vs Mars!!!

That’s why I f#cks wit you shawty!!! You actually get it!! (in my bestest C. Tucker)……
“That’s my dawg”!!!

One of the things I hate is that you move in. Next thing I know, you’re asking if your homey could crash for a few days. I turn around, he’s answering my phone and opening my mail!

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THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD BE THE REASON WHY I HAVE 25-LIFE AND YOU ARE MAILING ME CARTONS OF NEWPORTS!!! I AM KILLING BOTH THOSE MOFOS!!!

@ Miss B
Too many guys are these “momma boys.” Momma paid for you and still is in some ways. Men never want to grow up and be men.

They expect someone to take care of them like their mommas did. AIN’t Happening
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I doubt that will never change neither. A woman is a nurturer. We find pleasure in pleasing our men but we sometimes get it twisted when we start baby’in them. I mean we let them S*** on our nipps and that alone should be good enough!!!

IJM

LMAO im not even gonna lie, my money is for saving and yourns is for spending.
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@Southern Cabbage Patch – “Men lie 2 much is at the top of my list tho!”
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AGREE 10000000%!

Men lie on a daily basis, like it’s a sport or some sh*t. They lie about little sh*t, lie about big sh*t, hell, sometimes they lie about sh*t you didn’t even ASK about! You have to become an expert at reading between the lines, because even if a man is telling you 99.9% of the truth, you best believe there is a .1% untruth in there somewhere… lying bastids…

Too many guys are these “momma boys.” Momma paid for you and still is in some ways. Men never want to grow up and be men.

They expect someone to take care of them like their mommas did. AIN’t Happening
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PREACH

LADIES STOP BABYING THESE NINJAS AND TEACH THEM HOW TO BE REAL MEN…HOW TO BRING HOME THE BACON AND FRY IT RIGHT ON UP!!

I have always wanted to express this, but never had the heart to do it, smh…
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Its very true isn’t it! Girl i already know you don’t have to admit it!

The only thing i hate about men is when they dont have any money…..UGH!
Nothing makes my cooch dryer than hearing “I aint got it”
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Now that’s sum funny ish!!!! but on the other hand…..nothing makes me wanna go out and f#ck that chic at yo job that you can’t stand and been flirtin with me ever since last years christmas party at the Marriott more than…..commin home and yo azz still ain’t cooked nothin!!!!!!

Southern Cabbage Patch

@ Miss B
Too many guys are these “momma boys.” Momma paid for you and still is in some ways. Men never want to grow up and be men.

They expect someone to take care of them like their mommas did. AIN’t Happening
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I doubt that will never change neither. A woman is a nurturer. We find pleasure in pleasing our men but we sometimes get it twisted when we start baby’in them. I mean we let them S*** on our nipps and that alone should be good enough!!!

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Yep. My ex got out of pocket with it. He got that sh*it twisted to the point he thought he was the woman. I’l like WTF. Had to finally get out that relationship.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Prrple don’t say that!!!! LMAO!!!
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Sowwy

IJM

LMAO im not even gonna lie, my money is for saving and yourns is for spending.
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TRS i swear to GAWD i be lying like a mug when i tell a dude i have no $$$$$. I got a stash at the house, another stash in the couch and bout 3 different bank accounts!
LOL, gone and spend that baby!

@ Alrighty Then
@Southern Cabbage Patch – “Men lie 2 much is at the top of my list tho!”
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AGREE 10000000%!

Men lie on a daily basis, like it’s a sport or some sh*t. They lie about little sh*t, lie about big sh*t, hell, sometimes they lie about sh*t you didn’t even ASK about! You have to become an expert at reading between the lines, because even if a man is telling you 99.9% of the truth, you best believe there is a .1% untruth in there somewhere… lying bastids…
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And they lie about the stupidest stuff. And then wanna turn around talking about they do it for OUR own good, or to not hurt US! We grown ninja. Let me take it in and decide if I wanna keep your A$$ around or not!

Rome,

I’m a Blackberry Bold

Shorty is a Sidekick……Venus vs Mars!!!

That’s why I f#cks wit you shawty!!! You actually get it!! (in my bestest C. Tucker)……
“That’s my dawg”!!!

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Yep, you know I am ALL OVA that!!! That’s my favorite track on BP3…his lyricism is just unmatched. EVERY single line is a metaphor or double entendre!

I almost fell out of my seat when I heard this 1st time:

Thought Shawty was the truth, found out she was a cheater,

We were supposed to takeover, I caught her bumping Ether!

I thought shawty like Mike, found out she like Prince,

Thought she was Adrian, it’s been Rocky ever since,

My dollars was down, she left me for some Euro’s,

Took my whole flavour, I call her coke zero,

Co-MVP like Kobe and Shaq,

left me for the Heat,

we were winning back to back,

said I partied too much, shawty got fed up,

shawty got Britney shaved her whole head up,

we used to make out, kissing each others face off,

*****Fell for the ponzi scheme, damn shawty just Made-off****

Jigga is the truth!!! You already know that though!

The only thing i hate about men is when they dont have any money…..UGH!
Nothing makes my cooch dryer than hearing “I aint got it”
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Now that’s sum funny ish!!!! but on the other hand…..nothing makes me wanna go out and f#ck that chic at yo job that you can’t stand and been flirtin with me ever since last years christmas party at the Marriott more than…..commin home and yo a** still ain’t cooked nothin!!!!!!

Prpple,

TRS i swear to GAWD i be lying like a mug when i tell a dude i have no $$$$$. I got a stash at the house, another stash in the couch and bout 3 different bank accounts!
LOL, gone and spend that baby!
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LMAO!!! Girl what??? Now you know you my girl but these days Negros are QUICK to think a chick is after his stacks….

I don’t mind spending some money just to show the dude that it’s not what I am all about….I at least offer to pay my way. Know what I mean??

PRPPLE, hotter than fish grease

I have always wanted to express this, but never had the heart to do it, smh…
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Its very true isn’t it! Girl i already know you don’t have to admit it!
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I had to get to the point of saying, “When I’m mad; my pu*sy is mad.” So ni*ga keep the peace and if you want a piece.

Rome,

And yes, you are my dawg!

Ewww @ Brandi’s ex-man.

I wouldn’t be friends with a person who didn’t wash their hands after taking a No 2. So, I sure as hell wouldn’t let some Negro with doo doo paws get up in my goodies! Yuck!

Did “Ashley” ever think that she stopped being a woman first? I love that aspect. Women feel we got you hooked, when in reality, we were just getting to know you. Its the beginning process.

Women crack me up. Women are the most indecisive creatures in the world. Flip flopping all the time.

Miss B,

So ni*ga keep the peace and if you want a piece.
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OMG!!! That’s my new line right there!

DEAD!!!!!!!

FLATLINED!!!

@Miss B -

“When I’m mad; my pu*sy is mad.”
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D-E-A-D!!

I’m stealin’ that one! lol!

ALL MEN WANT IS:

FOOD.
SEX.
SILENCE.

Do those and you’ll be straight…

@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

This is currently why you are very lonely and have hand burn on ya d*ck.
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Loneliness is a disease that affects those without a life and goals to attain.
Not because I like being in control means I am without companionship … I just like her to be around on a temporary basis.

I will go get her
When I miss her
Because if I see her everyday I will probably diss her.

Get it …

@Prrple
Agreed forgetting my birthday is the silent treatment and since I’m not talking to you we are not screwing but I be damned if Im tell you y you aint gettn it- men don’t like to feel like the P_SSY is controlling them even tho it is…LMAO

TRS i swear to GAWD i be lying like a mug when i tell a dude i have no $$$$$. I got a stash at the house, another stash in the couch and bout 3 different bank accounts!
LOL, gone and spend that baby!

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MAMA TAUGHT ME THIS ONE.

LADIES….I KNOW Y’ALL HAVE THAT STASH ACCOUNT!! IF NOT GET ON IT….WE ALL NEED SOMETHING TO THE SIDE FOR A RAINY DAY!!

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And they lie about the stupidest stuff. And then wanna turn around talking about they do it for OUR own good, or to not hurt US! We grown ninja. Let me take it in and decide if I wanna keep your A$$ around or not!
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MY FAVORITE….

“I thought you/ it was worth the lie.”

Me: “So you did, huh?”

@ You Smell Me
ALL MEN WANT IS:

FOOD.
SEX.
SILENCE.

Do those and you’ll be straight…
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And ya’ll still will do some s*** to mess up the cycle! Many Men will still LIE & CHEAT

@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

This is currently why you are very lonely and have hand burn on ya d*ck.
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Loneliness is a disease that affects those without a life and goals to attain.
Not because I like being in control means I am without companionship … I just like her to be around on a temporary basis.

I will go get her
When I miss her
Because if I see her everyday I will probably diss her.

Get it …

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Yeah I hear ya talking….kinda sounds like blah, blah, blah though.

Eventually when you go to get her, or her or her, she won’t be there because they got tired of your demanding, toss-em-by-the-side ways. People want to be treated with respect and dignity, not just like a toy in a box that you play with when you are ready.

@ IMJ
TRS i swear to GAWD i be lying like a mug when i tell a dude i have no $$$$$. I got a stash at the house, another stash in the couch and bout 3 different bank accounts!
LOL, gone and spend that baby!

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MAMA TAUGHT ME THIS ONE.

LADIES….I KNOW Y’ALL HAVE THAT STASH ACCOUNT!! IF NOT GET ON IT….WE ALL NEED SOMETHING TO THE SIDE FOR A RAINY DAY!!
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That’s a real woman thing right there!

@ You Smell Me
ALL MEN WANT IS:

FOOD.
SEX.
SILENCE.

Do those and you’ll be straight…
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And ya’ll still will do some s*** to mess up the cycle! Many Men will still LIE & CHEAT
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Yep, They get that and dude still not satisfied. Have to be seen in the club with a hoochie and think he coming back home to get SILENCE. Negro Please.

@Miss B

And they lie about the stupidest stuff. And then wanna turn around talking about they do it for OUR own good, or to not hurt US! We grown ninja. Let me take it in and decide if I wanna keep your A$$ around or not!
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exactly. Just give me all of the facts, and let me make my own damn decision! Sometimes I wish I could slap the face right off a lyin’ arse ninja… lol…

All of you are funny – new name for my son’s father: “I ain’t got it!” Please – you never got it – be it haircut, sneakers, toothbrush – damn but always got enough for trees!

@ Reality Check

Most ya’ll men content with a warm ham sandwinch & a cold glass of Kool Aid anyways! Sundays the only day ya’ll try to run to mama house for that SPECIAL Dinner

@ You Smell Me
ALL MEN WANT IS:

FOOD.
SEX.
SILENCE.

Do those and you’ll be straight…
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I disagree to an extent I know also that men like a woman who ain’t gonna take all of his ish…so the silent part may even deter him more…

HEY PIMPIN’ *winks*

Hey BEAST, how you doing?

PIMPIN!!!!!

Salute!!

But I must agree ladies: The Glory Collard Greens in a can not gone do for ya man!

Ya’ll better order some cooking with Paula Dean or Gladys Knight cookbooks from Amazon!

@ Reality Check…..who is sleeping with this dude to make him think he’s running ish….STFU already

Pimpin…I C U

@SouthernCabbage
Glory greens suit my man just fine but I feel you cuz I can cook my azz off also…

@TRS – Still I rise, Still I rise…

@S.C.P.

Hey I see ya’ll in here acting up, I am just sitting back and taking notes, learning a lesson if you will… =]

@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

Yeah I hear ya talking….kinda sounds like blah, blah, blah though.

Eventually when you go to get her, or her or her, she won’t be there because they got tired of your demanding, toss-em-by-the-side ways. People want to be treated with respect and dignity, not just like a toy in a box that you play with when you are ready.
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Sorry but as I stated before, my world my rules.
A woman will always be there.
I love when a woman no longer wants to have relations with me – it just opens up a slot for a new hire to take her place.

I do not understand why you women think you should be treated special, when the truth is after the age of 25 you are no longer viable for a spot on most mens’ roster.

@ Choco

LOL

If he satisfied than you good Ma!

I had a dude ask me to make him homemade biscuits and if I failed the task…He hall’in A$$! I ain’t Mammy or Jemma. I tricked him with Pilsbury and that Jigga still calls!

Rome,

Keep trying!

*Jemma Ma*

@ IJM

And that is all folks……………

@ TRS

Let me stop getting into these issues with these young ninjas who wouldn’t know a real and decent woman if she slapped upside the head. For real, for real, these ninjas probably passed up some of the best things. Then when they end up with 50 baby mommas and no check because it is all going to child support, then they will be hollering where the real women at…but at that point we will be passing with a head nod, while they soup up the drool that has slipped from their mouths.

I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

@ TRS

Let me stop getting into these issues with these young ninjas who wouldn’t know a real and decent woman if she slapped upside the head. For real, for real, these ninjas probably p*****ed up some of the best things. Then when they end up with 50 baby mommas and no check because it is all going to child support, then they will be hollering where the real women at…but at that point we will be p*****ing with a head nod, while they soup up the drool that has slipped from their mouths.

LMAO BEAST is going in…

I will. I guess I should tone it down. how bout this. Men and women should cater to eachothers needs and be more nurturing.

lol@You Smell Me

“Did “Ashley” ever think that she stopped being a woman first? I love that aspect. Women feel we got you hooked, when in reality, we were just getting to know you. Its the beginning process.

Women crack me up. Women are the most indecisive creatures in the world. Flip flopping all the time.”

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Now this is TRUTH!!!

I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

@ TRS

Let me stop getting into these issues with these young ninjas who wouldn’t know a real and decent woman if she slapped upside the head. For real, for real, these ninjas probably p*****ed up some of the best things. Then when they end up with 50 baby mommas and no check because it is all going to child support, then they will be hollering where the real women at…but at that point we will be p*****ing with a head nod, while they soup up the drool that has slipped from their mouths.
………………….

These “ninjas” prob mess with immature females. I agree. They havne’t delt with a woman who knows what she wants and not afraid to get.

@ IJM

And that is all folks……………

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Please tell them.

Ninjas up here talking trash but are still living with their Mommas, working at the got daxn Piggly Wiggly and not bring a daxn thing to the table.

IJM

@ TRS

Let me stop getting into these issues with these young ninjas who wouldn’t know a real and decent woman if she slapped upside the head. For real, for real, these ninjas probably p*****ed up some of the best things. Then when they end up with 50 baby mommas and no check because it is all going to child support, then they will be hollering where the real women at…but at that point we will be p*****ing with a head nod, while they soup up the drool that has slipped from their mouths.

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Post of they day ma!!!!!! Again, LET THEM KNOW!!!!

Rome,

how bout this. Men and women should cater to eachothers needs and be more nurturing.
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Not to sound rude, but do mean know how to nurture? Some don’t act like it.

*men* Sorry

@ TRS

Baby I’m the best. My goal is to make my woman think she is the only chick on planet earth……I ain’t stupid!

@ You Smell Me
ALL MEN WANT IS:

FOOD.
SEX.
SILENCE.

Do those and you’ll be straight

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THIS C**N’S LIST HAS GOT ME TIGHT. HE F*CKS WITH CHICKENS…LOOK AT HIS REQUIREMENTS. NO JOB NEEDED, NO DECENT HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS, NOT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO BE A LADY IN THE STREET BUT A FREAK IN THE SHEETS, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS ARTICULATE AND CAN SHOW YOU THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE.

THIS LIST WAS MADE BY A STRAIGHT LOSER WHO MAY OR MAY NOT LET MEN’S D**KS SLIP BETWEEN HIS LIPS!

******I feel you TRS but this my thing….every man is pay*ng for it one way or another.

Yeah I’ll cook, I’ll clean and im going to always have your back while staying fly but at the end of the day Love does not equal security.
You want to eat luxurious…where them groceries at?
You want me to be the baddest female….i saw this fly pair of boots in the store how you plan to help me get them?
You want the house sp*c and span and decked out…..that mortgage payment need to be on time and i saw this off the hook sofa set that would look nice in here…how much u got on it?
LOL, now of course i can do all of these things by myself, but if i have a man….why would I?
There’s no I in We, this is a team effort! If Im going to play my position he need to be playing his.
This whole “indepedent woman” thing done went too far i tell ya too far!!!!
Yeah he should pay for dinner, I got the tip! And dinner on me every once in a while!

I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

@ TRS

Let me stop getting into these issues with these young ninjas who wouldn’t know a real and decent woman if she slapped upside the head. For real, for real, these ninjas probably p*****ed up some of the best things. Then when they end up with 50 baby mommas and no check because it is all going to child support, then they will be hollering where the real women at…but at that point we will be p*****ing with a head nod, while they soup up the drool that has slipped from their mouths.
………………….

These “ninjas” prob mess with immature females. I agree. They havne’t delt with a woman who knows what she wants and not afraid to get.

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SCARED TO DEATH OF A REAL WOMAN, THE ONE THAT WILL GET ON YOU ABOUT WASHING THAT A** AND KEEPING THE SPOT IN DECENT ORDER!

@ Miss B

lol you show rite, now i feel stupid, but why yall gotta hint at what you want? just say it str8 up!

IJM

THIS C**N’S LIST HAS GOT ME TIGHT. HE F*CKS WITH CHICKENS…LOOK AT HIS REQUIREMENTS. NO JOB NEEDED, NO DECENT HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS, NOT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO BE A LADY IN THE STREET BUT A FREAK IN THE SHEETS, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS ARTICULATE AND CAN SHOW YOU THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE.

THIS LIST WAS MADE BY A STRAIGHT LOSER WHO MAY OR MAY NOT LET MEN’S D**KS SLIP BETWEEN HIS LIPS!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cot Da** girl I am feeling you right now!!!!!!!

PRPPLE, hotter than fish grease

******I feel you TRS but this my thing….every man is pay*ng for it one way or another.

Yeah I’ll cook, I’ll clean and im going to always have your back while staying fly but at the end of the day Love does not equal security.
You want to eat luxurious…where them groceries at?
You want me to be the baddest female….i saw this fly pair of boots in the store how you plan to help me get them?
You want the house sp*c and span and decked out…..that mortgage payment need to be on time and i saw this off the hook sofa set that would look nice in here…how much u got on it?
LOL, now of course i can do all of these things by myself, but if i have a man….why would I?
There’s no I in We, this is a team effort! If Im going to play my position he need to be playing his.
This whole “indepedent woman” thing done went too far i tell ya too far!!!!
Yeah he should pay for dinner, I got the tip! And dinner on me every once in a while!

*Scribbling*

@ Miss B

lol you show rite, now i feel stupid, but why yall gotta hint at what you want? just say it str8 up!

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I am with you with this. But men need to do this to. Be real coming from the gate….it will cause you less problems later.

@Prrple
Agreed forgetting my birthday is the silent treatment and since I’m not talking to you we are not screwing but I be damned if Im tell you y you aint gettn it- men don’t like to feel like the P_SSY is controlling them even tho it is…LMAO
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yeah ur right and sooner or later he’ll figure out why and try to fix it, even if he dont know why if he care about you enough he will try to make whatever is wrong right. thats my kinda dude.

Prpple

Yeah I’ll cook, I’ll clean and im going to always have your back while staying fly but at the end of the day Love does not equal security.
You want to eat luxurious…where them groceries at?
You want me to be the baddest female….i saw this fly pair of boots in the store how you plan to help me get them?
You want the house sp*c and span and decked out…..that mortgage payment need to be on time and i saw this off the hook sofa set that would look nice in here…how much u got on it?
LOL, now of course i can do all of these things by myself, but if i have a man….why would I?
There’s no I in We, this is a team effort! If Im going to play my position he need to be playing his.
This whole “indepedent woman” thing done went too far i tell ya too far!!!!
Yeah he should pay for dinner, I got the tip! And dinner on me every once in a while!
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Once again I prostrate myself before the knowledge kicked by Prpple!

YOU DANG RIGHT MA!!!

Top Model whats good? =]
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It’s ALL good Pimpin how are you? Long time no hear

wouldn’t u know it after all those trys it was the word sp*c that wouldn’t let me post. and i wasn’t even using it as a racial term…jeezus!

@ Prpple

You have amazed us with your statements!

Once again I prostrate myself before the knowledge kicked by Prpple!

YOU DANG RIGHT MA!!!
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LOL, u know i had to clarify. Mi not as shallow as i seem!!!!

* Digging in the crate*
Here’s an oldie but goodie, dedicated to that special someone in my life.

All your friends are telling you
You should have a fancy car and diamond rings
But Girl you know all good things come in time

Girl you know I’ll do just about anything
To see a smile upon your face
So don’t let your friends go messing with
your mind

Girl you know there ain’t nothing
I won’t do for you and Baby don’t
Don’t ever doubt my love ’cause it’s true

Baby hold on to me
See I’m a special kind
A man that is hard to find
Told you a thousand times
Baby hold on to me

Repeat 1

Oh Girl wasn’t I there when he made you cry
And who was there to comfort you
When he said bye bye bye bye bye Baby

Girl I give you my time here is my money
All of my heart and you’ll be so sorry Baby
If we were to ever part
And Girl you know
That I would never hurt you
And Girl you know
That I would never desert you

Better hold on to me
See I’m a special knid
A man that is hard to find
Told you a thousand times
Baby hold on to me

Repeat 1

I wanna be everthing that you need
And I promise yes I promise Baby
To be there for you baby

RIP Gerald Levert.

Hey Rome!!

I don’t think we are going cause the weather is horrible down here

@ TRS

Don’t get caught in the tractor beam boo…..I’m not responsible for what might happen!!

WE LOVE YOU GERALD!!!

HEY JB

WHERE TRUTH AND LADY A @??

JB (Chik-Fil-A Bowl here I come!!)

Hey Rome!!

I don’t think we are going cause the weather is horrible down here

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So I hear!! no problem though. Next time!

@ Prpple

You have amazed us with your statements!
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LOL, i know all the ladies bringing something to the table feel that way. Dont no woman want to have to take care of a loser and vice versa for the man. A lot of Men don’t mind doing for you as long as you got something going on.

WHERE’S SNOOPY @??

@Its6amHoGetOut – you are funny as hell! I was cracking up reading your post and I am a Black Woman! You are too funny!

This some Shhh…

You melted my heart with that one!!!!

owwwwwwwwwwww, RIP Gerald Levert. That was the jam.

Rome,

@ TRS

Don’t get caught in the tractor beam boo…..I’m not responsible for what might happen!!
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LOL I ain’t neva scared!!!

@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

And yet you are pushed to name calling. WOW! Let me be the first to apologize for offending you (no sarcasm, seriously). Don’t let my little internet comments insult you so easily.

Hey IJM

Im not sure. the weather is horrible here. Lady A’s neighborhood is flooded. Me I am still at work. WE are expecting like a 7 foot storm surge. VA’s perfect storm.

Rome is the weather bad up there too?

@ TRS

You know I try. That’s the DJ in me coming out.

@ JB

not all the floods like you guys we’ve just had continuous rain for the past 48 hours.

What do I hate about men? When you come over and put on the magnum and have space left in it on the sides

The rain on the East coast is the remnants from Hurricane Ivan.

I’m off ladies and gents!!!! woooooooohooooooo!!!!!

Tomorrow is payday bytchiz!!!!

Dueces II

JB

What do I hate about men? When you come over and put on the magnum and have *****e left in it on the sides
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I HOWLED when I read this!!!!! You the TRUTH ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*out of breath from laughing*

The rain on the East coast is the remnants from Hurricane Ivan.
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It’s Ida. Plus winds coming in from the ocean so it grew strength over VA.

JB (Chik-Fil-A Bowl here I come!!)

What do I hate about men? When you come over and put on the magnum and have *****e left in it on the sides

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What I hate about Magnums? Even the XL’S fit a lil snug. :-0

Rome,

Damn I’m good!
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Yes you are!!!

Bye hon!

@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

And yet you are pushed to name calling. WOW! Let me be the first to apologize for offending you (no sarcasm, seriously). Don’t let my little internet comments insult you so easily.

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Nah, don’t take it to mean more than it is, Sweetie. At the end of the day I am just on here to get me to 5:00pm (and sometimes at night with the night crawlers). Please don’t think I am losing any sleep over your likes and dislikes. I am still very much friends with 2 of my 3 humps and a pumps. They got older in life though and their thoughts changed. Whether or not yours do will have yet to be seen. But I am just a character. A figment in the matrix. I am good, you just continue to do you. I am not insulted in the least. Once I leave here, your thoughts will be fleeting and I won’t remember them later. I am entitled to my opinion it means nothing more or less in the long run.

P.S. Just name called b/c I got away with it. If you would have checked, it probably would have shut down.

Ida, Ivan, Ivanna. You know what I’m talking about, JB.

Hey IJM

Im not sure. the weather is horrible here. Lady A’s neighborhood is flooded. Me I am still at work. WE are expecting like a 7 foot storm surge. VA’s perfect storm.

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BE safe out there you guys. We are dry and sunny…but cool up here.

Bye TRS!!

*Muah*

Ida, Ivan, Ivanna. You know what I’m talking about, JB.

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You know I’m just messing with you

JB

What do I hate about men? When you come over and put on the magnum and have *****e left in it on the sides

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Damn, girl. That thang must fold out like a Chinese takeout box.

I hate when a man uses his gender as an excuse to do certain things and get away with it. Then they’ll be so quick to say that a woman shouldn’t do certain things because she’s a woman.

I have to say I love everything about the man who has my heart.

Rome I am done with you.

Rome’s commercial for Magnum’s – Fits like a glove!!

Whats poppin??? I’m bored!

JB (Chik-Fil-A Bowl here I come!!)

Rome I am done with you.

Rome’s commercial for Magnum’s – Fits like a glove!!

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Ya’ll think I’m playin don’t cha! (devlish grin)

bye for now

Sydney,

I have to say I love everything about the man who has my heart.
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That’s so heart warming!!!! I am happy for you girl!!!!

Sydney™

I have to say I love everything about the man who has my heart.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

This some Shhh

Damn, girl. That thang must fold out like a Chinese takeout box.
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have Mercy!!!

DEAD!!!!!!!!!

Stop calling my phone like u are stalking me and we’ll leave in peace….

Stop calling my phone like u are stalking me and we’ll live in peace….

@TRS

“That’s so heart warming!!!! I am happy for you girl!!!!”

Thanks, girl.

lol @ Redd

“When love calls, you betta answer. . .”

Chris

Stop calling my phone like u are stalking me and we’ll live in peace….
…………….

Is it a reason you aren’t answering??

@ This some SHHH

Naw! But don’t be coming over here talking about let me get one of those magnums when you know you need a lifestyle regular

lol @ Redd

“When love calls, you betta answer. . .”

Girl I know. I’m actually looking for someone by the name of Akhenaton!

@ trs

LMAO!!!!!

Hood Hero

For the woman with the man who bought a 52 inch TV…that’s for the both of you. You buying 10 pairs of shoes is just selfish
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Not when he hogs the remote, not that I care about this thread, but im sure it will be entertaining at the least

@ You Smell Me??

The sun is shining in my hood!!!!

@Redd

“Girl I know. I’m actually looking for someone by the name of Akhenaton!”

———————DEAD——————–

Is that really his name?

JB

@ This some SHHH

Naw! But don’t be coming over here talking about let me get one of those magnums when you know you need a lifestyle regular

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I feel ya, but don’t be telling guys you got a rose when it’s reall a poinsetta. Or whatever big ***** flower is equivalent.
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LOL!!!

**peepin back in***

JB

What do I hate about men? When you come over and put on the magnum and have *****e left in it on the sides

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Damn, girl. That thang must fold out like a Chinese takeout box.

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DEAD!!!

Hey Man

Come on back in!

@Man, I just don’t care™

**peepin back in***
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How did you celebrate?

Sydney™

@Redd

“Girl I know. I’m actually looking for someone by the name of Akhenaton!”

———————DEAD——————–

Is that really his name?

Girl I dont know if thats his real name. But on Friday I think it was. He posted and he had a fione a’ body! Ask trs she was there! I was just j/k though.

@Redd

“He posted and he had a fione a’ body! Ask trs she was there! I was just j/k though.”

Girl, I thought you were referring to someone you actually know. Hilarious! LOL!

Sis,

NOOOOOOOOOO! I want to see that body again! LMAO!
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You big Sis. WHY must I train YOU to act right? SMDH.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stop calling my phone like u are stalking me and we’ll leave in peace….

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NUCCA PLEASE….you don’t even have a phone. You still handing out a pager number and some quarters.

Sydney,

Ask trs she was there! I was just j/k though.”
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She was NOT kidding!!! I got the proof!!!

*winks at Big sis*

@ Redd

word?

NYC is cold windy and rainy….

“NUCCA PLEASE….you don’t even have a phone. You still handing out a pager number and some quarters.”

My sides hurt. . .LMAO!

Sydney™

@Redd

“He posted and he had a fione a’ body! Ask trs she was there! I was just j/k though.”

Girl, I thought you were referring to someone you actually know. Hilarious! LOL!

Sis,

NOOOOOOOOOO! I want to see that body again! LMAO!
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You big Sis. WHY must I train YOU to act right? SMDH.

Because I’m bored and I like to turn out! LOL! So Akhenaton whatever that means bring yo a’ on out here so I can see that body boi! LMFAO!!!!

@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

lol @ Lil Poppa.

Im chillin (literally) here in NYC

@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

lol @ Lil Poppa.

Im chillin (literally) here in NYC

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Lil Poppa b/c u are a youngin’

What boro you in?

BX STAND UP!!! That is my hometown!!

Reside in Buff. now.

@ Man

I got my singles and tens right here.

Do we get a lap dance for 10??

I hate when men expect their woman to go along with his daily activites, wake up, play Madden for 4 hours, go to the gym for 4 hours, come home eat a big a$$ burger from rallys, play Madden for 4 more hours, interupt me while im in the best chapter of my book for some yoni, go play Madden again for about 2 more hours…..then go to sleep.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A REAL MAN OR A REAL WOMAN NOW ADAYS ONLY PEOPLE ACTING OUT WHAT THEY SEE ON TV…. I HATE IT HERE

I cant stand to see bloody rags in the trash…lol

WOW. Just…WOW @ you.

You told me that you was going to lead by example. Now you can’t keep me from showing out when you acting out!!! LMAO!!!

Sis, I say F it! Ima do what I do when I want to! LOL!

@ Man

I got my singles and tens right here.

Do we get a lap dance for 10??
…………………..

$20 goes overtime. And ensures “—->”

I hate when men scream at a girl from across thw street, or grab all on her in the club, or just wont stop bugging, then when they realize they are getting rejected…im every stuck up, snobby beeyatch in the book. Come to me correctly and maybe you’ll get a chance.

BLACK-A-RIFICK (RIZZLE)

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A REAL MAN OR A REAL WOMAN NOW ADAYS ONLY PEOPLE ACTING OUT WHAT THEY SEE ON TV…. I HATE IT HERE

For some reason that just touched my heart. Its not all like that. I can feel what you are saying though.

I hate when men expect their woman to go along with his daily activites, wake up, play Madden for 4 hours, go to the gym for 4 hours, come home eat a big a$$ burger from rallys, play Madden for 4 more hours, interupt me while im in the best chapter of my book for some yoni, go play Madden again for about 2 more hours…..then go to sleep.

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but seriously….MADDEN IS THE BEST!!!

EJ!!!!!

HI MOMMA!!!

Waiting on my pies!!!

sis,

Sis, I say F it! Ima do what I do when I want to! LOL!
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Then we truly ARE sisters!!!

That is all.

@Mz.

OMG. I wouldn’t give a dude no play after leaving a party and this N*GGA throws a rock at me. What a loser.

I hate when guys expect you to lower your standards for him. It has nothing to do with being a gold digger, or wanting your money, but damn we have to keep this relationship fresh, we need to start going places, finding inexpensive ways to have fun, this sitting at home all the damn time while you and your homeboys hybernate in my living room is not were it’s at!!!! When you bring it to their attention, you’re complaining and being ungrateful. What one man wont do, oh you better believe another one will.

@ Man

U scared to death to give up the lap dances. I got the paper….get to it- LOL!!!

@MZ.

I hate when men expect their woman to go along with his daily activites, wake up, play Madden for 4 hours, go to the gym for 4 hours, come home eat a big a$$ burger from rallys, play Madden for 4 more hours, interupt me while im in the best chapter of my book for some yoni, go play Madden again for about 2 more hours…..then go to sleep.

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THAT NUCCA IS LIVIN THE LIFE!!

this sitting at home all the damn time while you and your homeboys hybernate in my living room is not were it’s at!!!!

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DEAD!!!

But oh it is soooo true!!!!

sis,

Sis, I say F it! Ima do what I do when I want to! LOL!
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Then we truly ARE sisters!!!

That is all.

SIS DO YOU FEEL ME!!!???? I’M SICK OF THIS SHT!

@IJM- LOL Hey…I thought of you earlier when I was getting some recipes from my mom. Don’t worry I got you covered, lol.

@ MAN

I got 50 cyber ones! Whats poppin????

Mz.

I hate when guys expect you to lower your standards for him. It has nothing to do with being a gold digger, or wanting your money, but damn we have to keep this relationship fresh, we need to start going places, finding inexpensive ways to have fun, this sitting at home all the damn time while you and your homeboys hybernate in my living room is not were it’s at!!!! When you bring it to their attention, you’re complaining and being ungrateful. What one man wont do, oh you better believe another one will.
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You better tell it! so TRUE!

Ms. EJ!!!!

You remind me of a little version of me. If you don’t mind me asking…are you 20-29?

lol…..if yall hate nigg@’s so much, how about yall start f#cking eachother

@MZ
“I hate when guys expect you to lower your standards for him. It has nothing to do with being a gold digger, or wanting your money, but damn we have to keep this relationship fresh, we need to start going places, finding inexpensive ways to have fun, this sitting at home all the damn time while you and your homeboys hybernate in my living room is not were it’s at!!!! When you bring it to their attention, you’re complaining and being ungrateful. What one man wont do, oh you better believe another one will.”
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I bet you complain alot…

Sis,

SIS DO YOU FEEL ME!!!???? I’M SICK OF THIS SHT!
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Yes, I do….I hear you ma. Have your fun as I will have mine….

SNOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought you was supposed to get with me about your ETA for your visit to FL??

lol…..if yall hate nigg@’s so much, how about yall start f#cking eachother

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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THE SAME PARTS I GOT….WE LOVE Y’ALL BUT Y’ALL GET ON OUR DAXN NERVES LIKE WE DO TO YOU!!!

@TRS- Hey Ms. Lady I do not mind at how I turned 28 years old this past March.

@ trs……hey ma, you never answered my question….:)

Is florida really ready for Bigg Snoop Blogg??

@SNOOP
“lol…..if yall hate nigg@’s so much, how about yall start f#cking eachother”
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Nucca I’m gonna “Amen” that like Kirk Franklin!

@ I’m Just Me: Keeping It Real Since 1983

How old is youngin’?

BK of course.

Been to Buffalo once, 10 years ago for a track meet…

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AS i said before, BX stand up!!! All day every day.

If you were born after 1986 you young and probably have young people’s problems.

This is no place to come to. It is cold and whack….I keep asking how they built a city here.

Please excuse my typos ya’ll everytime I type it is like a pause or something.

Snoop,

Is florida really ready for Bigg Snoop Blogg??
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WHEN are you coming? Jacksonville is the nearest airport… I done told you!!!!!!!!!!

I will take

2, 3, 9, 10 from TRS’ list too please.

Snoop,

@ trs……hey ma, you never answered my question….:)

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What question? You and I both know that I ain’t NEVA been one to shy away from a question…..

WHEN are you coming? Jacksonville is the nearest airport… I done told you!!!!!!!!!!
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** thinking of multiple lies to explain why i’m going to Florida for a few days**

Anf their is nothing more unerving than a grown ***** man who doesnt take care of his kid, lives with a family relative, has no damn job…….but has the evry bit of Coogi, Red Monkey, Parish Blues, Sean John, Evisu outfits that money can buy. Not to mention hoggin up his 5 yr. old niece’s closet with every damn pair of Jordan’s that have ever came out. BUT BUT BUT!!!! Wait yall theres more…he has the nerve to act hurt when he gets that a letter from the County Child Support Division!!! Please dont come running your game to me…you come with too much baggage. And that fatal attraction you and your dysfunctional baby mama has going on Mz. dont want no part of that, baby!!

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TRUTH!!!

@SNOOP- I like strength-how strong you guys are and being able to fix just about anything around the house and the rest of the list that th eladies have mentioned.

Be back!

WHEN are you coming? Jacksonville is the nearest airport… I done told you!!!!!!!!!!
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** thinking of multiple lies to explain why i’m going to Florida for a few days**

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Training for your job

Going to Miami with the boys for the football game

Got family out there.

SIS

I got you!

I love the color of your skin

I love the way you take control over my body

I love how much you love my body

I love your strength

I love how you can walk into a room and have everyone intimidated

I love the size of your d!@% LMAO!

I love how your arms can feel like the safest place in the world.

I love how you love for me to feed you.
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ON POINT!!!!

@ Ms.EJ

ANY MAN that wears a thong got issues. Why would you purposely put something between the crack of your arse?

11. The Morality (for those of you that have it).
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@ Snoop

*In Robin Harris’s voice*

I’m going to the moon. I’ll be back, when I get back.

I hate when a man expects you to be his mother. We are both suppose to love you, but only one of us was supposed to raise you.

@ SNOOP

YOU AREN’T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING US!!!!

Snoop,

* thinking of multiple lies to explain why i’m going to Florida for a few days**
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**WHY YOU GOTTA LIE CRAIG?!!!!!!!!!!!!**

LUV FRIDAY!!

**tryin to think of 10 things I love about yall but can’t get past

azz
ta ta’s
puzzy

@ lovely ladies

Thanks ladies for your responses

I will take

2, 3, 9, 10 from TRS’ list too please.
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*high five*

**tryin to think of 10 things I love about yall but can’t get past

azz
ta ta’s
puzzy
_______IN LOVING MEMORY OF SNOOP_______

OFF TOPIC:Have you all even been on a “hell” date per se? since speaking of men and women. I remember one time when the guy let a deadly but silent fart out while on the way to the restaurant & one guy who busted out doing the splits, but the wide stretch way w/ karote kicks to show off his matrial arts, but that was not the business for me.

Man, I just don’t care™

**tryin to think of 10 things I love about yall but can’t get past

azz
ta ta’s
puzzy
………………………..

WOW

D A M N C A N T I T Y P E T H E W O R D A R S E W I T H O U T T H E F I L T E R S ! ! !

* thinking of multiple lies to explain why i’m going to Florida for a few days**
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**WHY YOU GOTTA LIE CRAIG?!!!!!!!!!!!!**

LUV FRIDAY!!
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I can’t be telling my girl i’m going to visit candyland…..lol

@ SNOOP

YOU AREN’T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING US!!!!
_____

Why you say that??

6. When done properly, you are best at being the cookie monster!
7. We love that smell after ya’ll get out of the shower
8. D***
9. D***
10. D***
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Yep, Yep!!!

@ Southern Cabbage Patch

You love how we play Defense? Just kidding.

11. We love it when you show that you love US in return!!!!!!!!

When done properly, you are best at being the cookie monster!
…………..

*tingling* downstairs

@ this some shhh…

Yes, Yes. I love for a man to put up a fight every now and than

Ms EJ

@TRS- Hey Ms. Lady I do not mind at how I turned 28 years old this past March.
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You have impressed me even further because I thought that you were young as hell. Again, keep doing you ma!!!

Snoop

I can’t be telling my girl i’m going to visit candyland…..lol
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LMAO! A visit to Candyland is NEVA gauranteed!!!!!

@ Southern Cabbage Patch

Of course, we can’t just be swanging the D around all Willy Nilly. You can put somebodies eye out like that.

The only thing I truly hate about men is they will like women and love women but only the rarest of men can RESPECT a woman. This seems impossible to men to treat a woman with respect, they same respect they have for each other. Just simple respect.

@ Shhh…

s w a n g i n g and W i l l i e.

@TRS- Awww thank you TRS for real sending you an ehug. Yes, girl many people think I am young or younger.

The only thing I truly hate about men is they will like women and love women but only the rarest of men can RESPECT a woman. This seems impossible to men to treat a woman with respect, they same respect they have for each other. Just simple respect.
………………………

Yep. Now and days, we just need respect.

OFF TOPIC:Have you all even been on a “hell” date per se? since speaking of men and women. I remember one time when the guy let a deadly but silent fart out while on the way to the restaurant & one guy who busted out doing the splits, but the wide stretch way w/ karote kicks to show off his matrial arts, but that was not the business for me.

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FLAT-LINED!!

Imma need you to leave the room now. I am done for the day.

Ms.EJ

@TRS- Awww thank you TRS for real sending you an ehug. Yes, girl many people think I am young or younger.
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Ms.Ej…

Yep, I thought we were the same age. I’m 25 years old.

What is the deal with the toilet seat? Why can’t you put it down yourself? You don’t put it up for us men. Stop being so damn lazy.

12. Your lips
13. That thug swagga, but not mentality
14. Love it when ya’ll tell it like it is!
15. Love it when ya’ll Love your Mama, but not being mama’d
16. Love when ya’ll can break our Hard Shell. Women can be difficult at times

Ms EJ

@TRS- Awww thank you TRS for real sending you an ehug. Yes, girl many people think I am young or younger.
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**E hugs back !!!!!**

@ SNOOP

YOU AREN’T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING US!!!!
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Why you say that??

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Because you weren’t acknowledging our top 10 lists and also I gave you three lies to get to Florida.

Man, I just don’t care™

**tryin to think of 10 things I love about yall but can’t get past

azz
ta ta’s
puzzy

You would! SMDH!

I am 26!!!

Where is my youngin’ @?

You still didn’t gimme ya age.

Women ALWAYS feel “disrespected.” I swear…

Southern Cabbage Patch

12. Your lips
13. That thug swagga, but not mentality
14. Love it when ya’ll tell it like it is!
15. Love it when ya’ll Love your Mama, but not being mama’d
16. Love when ya’ll can break our Hard Shell. Women can be difficult at times

Good Ones!!!!

@IJM- LMBO!!! its the truth *hold head down walk to corner* LOL

@Man, I just don’t care™

Women ALWAYS feel “disrespected.” I swear…
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Then do as I say!!!

obnoxious

What is the deal with the toilet seat? Why can’t you put it down yourself? You don’t put it up for us men. Stop being so damn lazy.

I don’t think this will ever change. SMH!

17. Men strength: You being strong allows us to be soft and let our hair down. And we’ll do the same when your soft and loving side wants company.

18. Ya’ll imagination & fantasies
19. That muscle in your chocolate But tocks
20. Those white pearly teeth with/or without them black gums or lips(for you blunt smokers)

@IJM- LMBO!!! its the truth *hold head down walk to corner* LOL

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U have a 5 minute time out

@MZ- That mind stimulation is a must. Truthfully, if a man can not make love to me mentally and emotionally first its not going to work.

@MISS B- Hey I’m still young lol. Man, I still remember when I turned 21. You and IJM just a year apart too.

okay that is enough!!!!

Women ALWAYS feel “disrespected.” I swear

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Well don’t leave us stuck with rules you have no intentions on following.

Southern Cabbage Patch,

19. That muscle in your chocolate But tocks
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What has gotten into you??? LMAO!!!

@ Southern

WHHHHHOOOOOOOO I love me some chocolate buttocks!!! WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, whoo, whoo, whoo!!!

Still waiting for MAN to start taking it off.

@ Southern

How is Dr. Chang?

trs

Southern Cabbage Patch,

19. That muscle in your chocolate But tocks
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What has gotten into you??? LMAO!!!

Umm yeah, SCP i peeped that too! LMAO! That is th sht though!

@ TRS

LOL I love my Black MEN!!!!!

@ IJM

Still waiting for MAN to start taking it off.

WORD!!! These 50 cyber ones are burning a whole in my pocket nucca! Get it poppin!!!

OOOOHHH I cannot wait until next time when they can go in on us.

Ladies, BRING YA HARD HATS!!!

What I like about women!!!

1. azz
2. ta ta’s
3. puzzy
4. when you support me, even when you know I’m wrong
5. when you support my sports team even when you don’t know NOTHING about the sport!
6. when you try to cook my meal like my momma!
7. MORNING SEX!
8. When you challenge me
9. When you don’t judge me on my past
10. every now then lettin me grab your azz in public

@ IJM

@ Southern

WHHHHHOOOOOOOO I love me some chocolate buttocks!!! WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, whoo, whoo, whoo!!!

Still waiting for MAN to start taking it off.

@ Southern

How is Dr. Chang?
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He still does his monthly check-ups! Thought I had swine a weeks back. He had to go in deep Gurl!!!! Deep!!!!

@SOUTHERN CABBAGE- A nice butt is nice, but I do not like no man with a dooky booty so big that he can make it clap type of butt LOL. But I know what you mean.

@ IJM

Still waiting for MAN to start taking it off.

WORD!!! These 50 cyber ones are burning a whole in my pocket nucca! Get it poppin!!!

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I told you he was scared to death.

He got real quiet on the stripper ish when the money started coming out the pockets.

Don’t be insecure Man….we love you just how you are!!!

**I BEEN STARTED TAKIN IT OFF!!!

I love damn near everything about a woman, from the switch when they walk…
To the southern twang, pass down from their ancestors when they talk…
I love that fresh fruity smell, the way the jeans fit on her tail
Theres nothing like independant, goal oriented strong fly female
I love to look them in the eyes, spread their thighs…
And eat they pies, and the sweet melodies of their passionate cries…….

SCP,

He still does his monthly check-ups! Thought I had swine a weeks back. He had to go in deep Gurl!!!! Deep!!!!
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OMG

I fell the F OUT!!!!!

My headstone is waiting!!!!

RIP TRS!!!!

Sis you done had me in timeout for like two weeks! DAMN! LOL!!

@SOUTHERN
“How is Dr. Chang?
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He still does his monthly check-ups! Thought I had swine a weeks back. He had to go in deep Gurl!!!! Deep!!!!”
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You have really had a good time today. I have never seen this side of you before…

@ EJ…

LOL I hear ya Ma.

Man, I just don’t care™

What I like about women!!!

1. azz
2. ta ta’s
3. puzzy
4. when you support me, even when you know I’m wrong
5. when you support my sports team even when you don’t know NOTHING about the sport!
6. when you try to cook my meal like my momma!
7. MORNING SEX!
8. When you challenge me
9. When you don’t judge me on my past
10. every now then lettin me grab your azz in public

………………….

So why haven’t we met? As for the ta tas…. I can put on a nice padded bra.

Hey People

@SOUTHERN CABBAGE PATCH- Tell it I love!!!! a brotha.

@SYDNEY- *waves hard* HEY!!

Sydney

10. His voice and the way he says my name
9. His gentle spirit
8. His commitment to family
7. His thoughtfulness
6. His smile/infectious laugh
5. His sense of humor
4. His values and altruism
3. His sensitivity
2. His erudition/love of culture/appreciation of the arts
1. All the qualities he exhibits that ensure me that he’ll make a wonderful husband and father one day
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Once again, you take the cake!!!

****Bows to Sydney and her man ***

I love to look them in the eyes, spread their thighs…
And eat they pies,
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**raising hand**

MORE PIE PLEASE!!

Ok Snoopy!! That’s whats up!!!

TWIN!!!!!

AKA one of the baddest in the DMV….

@LADY A- Hey!

@ Lady A

I truly Hope your town stays safe and you are safe

Snoop,

I love damn near everything about a woman, from the switch when they walk…
To the southern t*****, p***** down from their ancestors when they talk…
I love that fresh fruity smell, the way the jeans fit on her tail
Theres nothing like independant, goal oriented strong fly female
I love to look them in the eyes, spread their thighs…
And eat they pies, and the sweet melodies of their p*****ionate cries…….
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Wow!! I am know I am showing OUT

But what’s this trip to FL all about….
WOW I tell ya…

*eliminate the “am” cause Snoop distracted me….

@TRS- Sydney list…just perfect, she really broke it down. I co-sign right along with you.
@SYDNEY- *high five* to your list.

Lady A has entered the building! What Up Mommie??

Hey Twin!!!

Hey Ms. EJ!!!

SCP,
Thank You…It’s flooded very bad in the southeast…luckily I was able to get across the water to a friends house cause my town has no power and water up to the doors of SUVs

But what’s this trip to FL all about….
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the ginger bread man comes to candyland

Hey Ms. EJ, Lady A, et al

@TRS

“Once again, you take the cake!!!”

LOL! I also thank him for showing me that every expectation I had for the man who would win my heart was in reach. Chivalry is not dead, indeed.

Lady Architect (Relocated to Higher Ground)

Hey Twin!!!

Hey Ms. EJ!!!

SCP,
Thank You…It’s flooded very bad in the southeast…luckily I was able to get across the water to a friends house cause my town has no power and water up to the doors of SUVs

…………………..

ATL had bad weather yesterday I hear from my sis. I’m sorta happy Louisiana didn’t get it bad. FL didn’t need the bad weather either.

Just happy it’s not too bad of a storm

@LADY A- I will put you, your family and friends in my prayers. Certain parts of Georgia has flooded bad too, but not the part I live in.

HEY LADY A!!

I WAS LOOKING FOR YA….YOU OKAY DOWN THERE IN THAT RAIN.

ALRIGHT PEEPS, I AM OUT!!!

I WILL CATCH SOME OF Y’ALL LATER, ETC.

I AM OFF THIS PLANTATION FOR A LONG WEEKEND.

I’ll holla!

@MISS B- I know I live in ATL and it was something rough, particulary this past Tuesday.

Sydney,

LOL! I also thank him for showing me that every expectation I had for the man who would win my heart was in reach. Chivalry is not dead, indeed.
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There is hope!!!! You go GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lovely lady a……hey buddy, what’s jerkin??

Snoop,

the ginger bread man comes to candyland
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So how is the ginger bread man going to fit into candyland?

What’s up Lady A?

I think the worst thing about men is there inability to empathize. They can’t put themselves in someone else’s shoes. If its not happening to them, then it doesnt affect them. For example, if they cheat on you and get caught then you are supposed to forgive him and keep it moving. It should be no big deal. Now if you cheat on him, the world would come to an end and you would be the worst person in the world.

Sydney

Who’s that? Can I be a member of her court?
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LMAO!!! What’s funny is that I know what you mean…

Thanks Ms. EJ…keep JB in prayers too…She lives right on the coast. Fortunately I have no fam down here…All of my fam is calling around the clock to make sure I’m ok.

@Redd

“Thats you ma!”

Oh, no, that’s you. *bowing*

@TRS

“LMAO!!! What’s funny is that I know what you mean…”

LOL!

I hate that men don’t know how to COOK, and act like little boys all of their lives. NO ONE will cook like your mama! Get over that. If you want mama’s cooking, then remain in her house and perhaps marry her. There’s your perfect mate. I can’t wait to see their dumb list next week. I guarantee it will be a bunch of surface, superficial type stuff, nothing of substance.

@MAYO
“I think the worst thing about men is there inability to empathize. They can’t put themselves in someone else’s shoes. If its not happening to them, then it doesnt affect them. For example, if they cheat on you and get caught then you are supposed to forgive him and keep it moving. It should be no big deal. Now if you cheat on him, the world would come to an end and you would be the worst person in the world.”
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Women always complainin about what happens if THEY cheat! Yall wanna get some outside “deek” THAT bad?

Sydney™

@Redd

“Thats you ma!”

Oh, no, that’s you. *bowing*

@TRS

“LMAO!!! What’s funny is that I know what you mean…”

LOL!

Girl it’s not me, as you can see I stay in time out! LOL!

Yall wanna get some outside “deek” THAT bad?
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Don’t you advocate for open relationships???

This one is one to talk!!!

@ All Ya’ll

It’s been fun. Good bye.

Please…

I hate that men don’t know how to COOK, and act like little boys all of their lives. NO ONE will cook like your mama! Get over that. If you want mama’s cooking, then remain in her house and perhaps marry her. There’s your perfect mate. I can’t wait to see their dumb list next week. I guarantee it will be a bunch of surface, superficial type stuff, nothing of substance.
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What men don’t like about women
1) when they wear cotton pjs to bed
2) when they wear weave (since they think all blacks women wear weaves)
3) when they don’t know how to cook (understandable)
4) when they don’t give head
5) when they wont give me my manly time w/ the boys
6) when they don’t want to be sexually adventurous (MIJDC)
7) when all they do is complain

I’m sure it’s a tone more

Sis,

Girl it’s not me, as you can see I stay in time out! LOL!

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Come out of time out ma….I relent!!!

Later Ms.Ej.

I’m headed for my long 55 min drive home.

See ya Ms EJ!!!

*Pulling out the E-Cell phone*

MAMAAAAAAAAAA!!! They in here talking about yo collard greens.

@Redd

“Girl it’s not me, as you can see I stay in time out! LOL!”

Girl, come on out and claim your throne. You, too, TRS.

Hey Ill!

TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You’ve been hiding out!!

Ok yall I’m out!!!!!! Much Love!

Okay Miss B and you….. thought… you should send me a list because you wanted to prove my superficial, surface point about their list? Can I post what I want to like everyone else without your feedback?

I’ve got a meeting in the ladies room. . .I’ll be back real soon. . .

Gotta go, all, have a good night!

I am out too.

Bye Sydney!!!

Everyone who has my info: holla at me!!!!!!!!

@TRS
“Yall wanna get some outside “deek” THAT bad?
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Don’t you advocate for open relationships???

This one is one to talk!!!”
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BUT THEN YALL DON’T WANT AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP EITHER!!

YALL JUST WANT YOUR CAKE AND TO EAT IT TOO!!

@Snoop
What up fam I’m bout to dip out to New Mexico and hook up with my first taste of punanny a gorgeous Indian & Black sista who hit me up last night on facebook who has one child a daughter that looks a lot like me, my daughter and my sisters…….time to do some math…….yea cause her age falls into that time frame, lemme see 35 minus 2, august, sept..LOL

Please…

Okay Miss B and you….. thought… you should send me a list because you wanted to prove my superficial, surface point about their list? Can I post what I want to like everyone else without your feedback?
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I’m heading home. You are welcome to post as you please chic. I’m not into internet B.S. nor drama, especially from people I don’t know.

It’s not that serious. I was agreeing with you so not understanding the big deal. Seems you want to pick an e-fight. You can talk sh*t and trash after my post chic, I’m heading home and couldn’t care less. Not sure what you are trying to prove either. Skim the post and you’ll see how many people made list and provided feedback. Your comments aren’t sacred. I’m not even about to get out-of pocket and do the b*tch this and that. It’s a freaking message board.

If you don’t want anyone responding, why comment?? And once again, what was wrong with my feedback? Obviously, it hurt you in some way. Or you’ve just been waiting for the chance to make some weird comment addressed to me and i’m sure you don’t know me.

Whatever chic. Seriously. You seem to be very ignorant.

@ Reality Check…can we say abuse! Answer me this?…How many women have you abused (verbally, emotionally or physically) in your days?? To me it sounds like you are abusive; you were hurt before and probably more than once and you just probably dont like women alltogether. Im just saying it sounds like you given us up a long time ago, you see what Im sayin? Its easy to read between these typed lines in your comment, but seems like you crying out boo. It’s ok not every woman will hurt you, so it’s ok to listen to what they have to say…It might teach you somethings. PREACH!!! TABERNACLE!!!

cosign 6AM

Need to stop assuming and talk to each other. If you don’t like someething either deal with it or ask them to change, one of you got to bend, and each of you got to say to themselves, “Would I like that done to me or in my life?” or “Don’t sweat the small stuff.” Talk, fell each other and understand, if there’s love, something will happen, and if not get the hell out of Dodge! Haha!

Cant turn a Hoe into a Baker…
But who wants a Hoe?

porque

-run the money fast.(you want to be the MAN right???you want to have that last slice of pizza.you want me to pretend that you re the boss.good!then .my bills gotta be paid.you need write checks when I ask.can you afford what I want???.If yes you good.if not,the you need to fall back.Maybe I’ll give one wing from that chicken I ll keep the legs)

-you said I gained weight and you think Im getting old. brother just take a look at your fat hairy dark spotted a** in mirror and you’ll see that time dont forgive MEN too.let me not say anything about your fork cuz…hmm!Maybe you ll consider hitting the gym me lol.

-don t try to act all smart on me wanting to argue about something you dont know sh** about.just because you the “man”.

i hate when im hittin n the cooch stanks but women act like they dont smell it!!!!

HEY ASHLEY, 31….I AGREE WITH YOU! i’m a man and i have been guilty of doing the same thing. I stopped doing those nice things once I KNOW i’ve got her feeling me 100%.

brothas…be real….don’t we want to make our women happy? what we did in the beginning made them happy. we were gentlemen,romantic and thoughtful and very good listeners. if that made her happy in the beginning…then that and more is what it is going to take to keep her happy! Amen.

I hate it when females complain, complain, complain about what all black dudes don’t do and then when an actual educated Black gentleman wants to talk you want to second guess him or don’t give him time of day because he’s not hard enough for you. Since when did making a fool of yourself in a public setting mean you hard. smh.

Please remember ladies, it you that the man comes from so stop acting like its not ur responsibility when they do not act right u nuture the offspring do you not?!… & u are NOT different it in the name “feMALE” “MALE”, AND!!! its not a man’s world Ha! dats a joke at best the FE come before the MALE! pay attention to the words you use and jst love one another ur better united!!

Me Personally I can’t stand a needy man. The man that has to know your every move and calls and tells you his every move. It’s okay if i ask you every know and again but don’t just always offer up the information all the time. And damn do you always have to tell me your every move and actions you do through out the day.

gold digger

Shut up and make me a sandwitch.

I hate when a man tells you to shut the f up,when you only been on two dates,he could have spoken in a nicer way…respect women or stay single…is it that hard.