first!!!!

LMAO at three different color black.

funny!~

1st

2nd

Marlon said Charmalagne was a “Double Dutchin jelly bean wearing ni**a!” HILARIOUS!!!!

lol..i must admit i laughed more at the jokes from Charlamange

I don’t like Marlon Wayans. Shucking and jiving tom.

@Nique
I thought the same thing.

He said he looks like a bruised egg plant….LMBAO. Hilarious!!! Three diff color blacks…..lol too funny!

LMAO!!! Marlon is HILARIOUS!!!

Hey TRS Baby!

@Nique

I’m wit u on this one.

the wayans bros need to hire charlamagne to scribble their funny lines.

sorry…but Marlon killed ol’ dude

l0l..need a loan ?!

lmfao 3 dif colors of black, beat up eggplant LMFAOOOO marlon u a foooo!

Charlamagne jokes may have been funnier but Marlon’s jokes were true! lol

i lmao at marlon jokes. ‘bruised eggplant’ had me dying!!!!!!!!!!!

ANY MAN THAT SIGNED UP ON TWITTER IS LOSIN!!!

lol @ bruised eggplant
lol @ offending shawn
lol @ zipper stomach

2-1 Charlamagne

Marlon lost by a landslide.

Charlamagne held his own as usual. But Marlon went in. Its a toss up. But Im biased, Charlamagne is from my home state.

LMAO at Charlemagne’s MAMA jokes…

Marlon Wayans is corny!

charlamange was nice but honestly..marlon wasnt too funny till he killed him with that “three colors of black”..that and the brusied eggplant was hilarious…charlamange was only good with the octomom…heard the superhead an the zipper jokes before

Char is my dude but Marlon won that burn battle hands down. Rock terd lol

@ Brooklyn

Hey Cutie AKA Carlito!!!!

@va666
i agree charlamagne had some good jokes but marlon’s jokes were true and personal

You Smell Me??

lol @ bruised eggplant
lol @ offending shawn
lol @ zipper stomach

2-1 Charlamagne
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Fact: If Keenan Ivory Had Not Become Rich

Your Mom Would Be Just Like Frankie

2-2

roflmao

Charlemagne Was Going In!
Lol. She Don’t Got A C-Scar She Got A Zipper.
Smh, Wow.
Lol.
I Love Marlon Wayans Though, He Got It.

Sorry, Marlon… but Charlamagne’s funnier than you. Original Octomom… DEAD

this is stupid..

LMAO! Marlon ATE that dude! LOL!!! 3 different shades of black!??!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

charlamagne stays beefin w somebody on twitter…loser

Dam Marlon went hard. Serve Cdagod right!!! teehee

ROFLMAO @ bruised eggplant!!!

I dont know the three different shades of black deserves at least 2 points

They didn’t post most of marlon’s really funny jokes(they’re pretty graphic)Marlon roasted cthagod

Marlon & his brothers do have a knack for dressing in drag…

How old are these guys? Twitter is like virtual high school for people who never mentally left it.

Every time I refresh, I have to laugh. C-magne is Black, ashy Black, and slow roasted Black. LMAO.

C-magne

Holla at cha boy and get some of this Sosa Soap.

THE THREE DIFFERENT COLOR BLACK JOKES GOT ME LOOKING AT MARLON SIDEWAYS…..THE FCK IS THAT ABOUT?!

CHALAMANGE GOT INT THAT AZZ!!!!!!! HE WAS MUCH FUNNIER THEN MARLON. MUCH!

Whoever came up w/ twitter ha gotten people to the nw level of fighting. Maybe instead of killing… people with take their fighting to twitter. All the homies “following” the other homie or twitter, as backup. The new era of violence.

LMAO @ BRUISED EGGPLANT!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!! HAHA!!

dudes are twitter is the g@yest thing ive ever seen. these dudes be crackin jokes and stuff to get attention. I wish the days would come back when we had NO social networking then the millions of people on myspace, facebook, twitter, etc…wouldn’t have gassed up egos like they do. men get a life and stop “tweeting” (even that word sounds feminine)

I love marlon, but i have to admit that char was quite funny. he had me with the joke about shawn, because honestly, i’ve thought that a few times. lol

I can’t believe grown men are still telling your mama jokes. I thought that childish Sh*t died with MTV?

“you three different color blacks…choose one” hahahahahahahahahaha why did he mess with Marlon? Marlon got in his ass.

Marlon gave it to him…

I think im gonna have to give this round to Charlamagne,he was much funnier.

@bklynlady – Have you SEEN Charlemagne? He REALLY IS 3 different color blacks!!! Always wondered what was wrong w/ that nuccas skin…I thought the sh*t was HI-larious.
And even though twitter is petty, a good round of the dozens is always funny to me… makes me miss the old days…

@AlrightyThen…..

Yes i’ve seen him plenty of times in person in the city when he was working with Wendy on the raido.
Maybe it’s me…..I just don’t take well to my people when it comes to black jokes….that ish aint funny to me….AND NO IM NO WHERE AS DARK AS CHAR. LOL
I actully think his complexion is nice and chocolate…the way I LOVE my men.

Ain’t nothing wrong with a harmless dozens session. It ain’t gotta be nothin but that. They both got a few good ones in, but I’ma need a rematch to declare a winner.

LOL at “your mom was the original OCTOMOM”!

I’m sorry but Marlon was throwing playground jokes that was funny but whoever that other dude is got him hands down

lol @ Zipper on the belly!!!! and “you got a girls name”!

@bklynlady – really? Don’t get me wrong, I too LOVE a chocolate brother, but EVEN TONE is the key. Charlemagne, IMO, clearly has a “skin condition”. Plus, it’s all fair game in the dozens. So why not talk about the most obvious thing? Now Lance Gross – prime example of pure black perfection… lol!

internet gangstas, lol.

I love that celebs actually fight on tweeter like icthes. Come on, C- need to find a job. I see WW aint jabbering on that one.

Marolon won that round lol…sorry the eggplant joke has my stomach hurting right now lol!!!!!!

Charlamagne won.

Both come off as blubbering morons.

LMAO!!! Black @SS n^gga in a white hoodie, look like Death on his day off lol had me rollin. They should do this on twitter more often. Next should be Damon Wayans and Chris Rock. Imagine the jokes they would come up with for each other

are these adults????????? seriusly??? and we wonder why the kids dont know anything.

are these adults????????? seriously??? and we wonder why the kids dont know anything.

Um, it was just proven that it wasnt even Marlon Wayans, it was someone posing as him

“Nicca you like three shades of black choose one” ROTFLMAO too effin funny Marlon.

Marlon is the truth!!! lol

Yeah, that “three shades of black” was the buis’ real jokes over fake ones anytime…

Marlon wayans roasted charlamagnes bi!cth a$$

@AlrightyThen

AGREED!! LOL LANCE IS NIIIIIIIIIICE…..

Both were funny but Marlon’s jokes hit home because they were mostly true. How is a nicca that is jobless going crack at someone hustle. “need a loan”

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!! the jokes at Charlemagne were hilarity!!!!

but I don’t even think Marlon would waste his time with such a small fry dude.

probably a fake account

CTHEGOD KILLED MR. WHITE CHICK

Charlamagne went innnnnnnnnnnnn on Marlon. OMG! He still needs his own show. I like him.

WHaa?? Charlamagne killed Marlon?? Yall stoooopid to think that. MARLON MERKED HIM!!!! Marlon went at him non-stop and Charlamagne was quiet for 15 minutes while Marlon was diggin in that a$$. The only jokes Charlamagne had was the Octomom and zipper ones, which were old because he used them before when he was talking about Neffe.

Ummm…NOOO! That was Marlon, and they reactivated his account and it is now VERIFIED. It was him, stop lying.

Those Wayans brothers/nephew/cousin and Affion Crockett be having me ROFL@ then this silly

^oops..they so silly

Charlamagne killed Marlon!!!
he went hard on the mama and that Zipper instead of the scar and callin her the OG Octomom!!!

Dude should have a DEF Comedy show 4aReal 4aReal

lol @ bruised eggplant..lol.

THEY NEED 2 SHUT TWITTER DOWN B4 SOME 1 GETS KILLED…WHERE R THERE PR TEAM? THIS MAKE ME THINK VERY LIL OF CELEBRITIES NOW AND DAYS..I KNO THAT THEY R JUST HUMAN LIKE US BUT THEY ALSO HAVE 2 REMAIN PROFESSIONAL @ ALL TIMES 2…..DAMN I WISH I HAD THEY $$$$ I’D BE LIVING GOOD AND KEEPING QUITE..SHHHH

death on his day off, lol marlon kilt him. he’ll fall back on marlon, now

@ kaneesia

I totally agree with you.

@ charlamagne

Mrs. Wayans has way too many children and grandchildren and great grandchildren for you to to going in on HER like you did.

I dont like this at all. PLEASE STOP THIS BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!!! ENOUGH1!!

@SolemnTruth i feeel u…. but it was all hilarious.

The were both funny but why did charlamagne have to bring Marlons mom into it. Seem more like he was going after the moms rather than Marlon. If this was the street he’d be hurt you don’t talk about peoples mom unless you’re doing mom jokes.

I read Marlon first lmao like damn he went in, but cthag was just as funny I got to give it to cthag Marlon was old school corney

I think Charlamagne got him on this on….lol…too funny

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Charlamagne is always begging for a broken jaw – and I hope somebody obliges him soon. How you gonna be talking about dude’s mother like that? That’s crossing the line.

And I agree with Marlon – with a name like ‘Charlamagne,’ dude should be wearing a tutu.

Charlamagne got ‘em. Better luck next time Marlon.

Man Marlon got smashed and the first thing that self hating negro did was attack dudes color. Marlon got clowned hard.

but seriously…why does dude look like he was cryin oil and it dried up

Charlamagne sonned Marlon, his mama, and the whole Wayans family.

Marlon had weak jokes about being jobless and dark skin.

That was too funny! Marlon, you got served!

Jokes! Sorry but Marlon Wayans lost! He’s a professional comedian – he should have won by a landslide.

Eye myself laughed at both of them. Eye appreciate what the wayans family has accomplished and put forth for black television and film. Eye would prefer we all make more films for view and view points but seems like we only want to critique them opposed to getting the message! The laugher for me was the zipper on her stomach….Ouch! The boxer dude comment…personaly sir…you are a reason people have guns…everybody ain’t got boxing skills. The more we fight the less we learn and the more we learn the more fight we reveal! Intellect over braun wins even in boxing so make certain ewe carry more love than hate because as always …God is!

Marlon had me rollin!!!! Charlamagne was tired 0_o

Ummmm. Why does this guy go after everybody and anybody? I don’t know but maybe he should pay some dues and give respect..

He killed Marlon with that GI Joe/Transformer2 line

Sorry I’m going with Marlon. Charlamagne is WACK and is a nobody for sure.

i co-sign w/cool breeze…ya old a** dudes twittering and emailing ya issues for everyone to see… i want to see ya going face to face at it,but i know that this will not happen because ya both weak brothas and are afraid to fight!!! hey, i am not for violence,but i feel that ya need to just cut it short and get to work!!! oh ya,Charlamagne you ain’t got no job!!! you need to start being nice to people, bro…marlon, i love you and i think that you are very talented as well as your whole family…where is your fine brother,shawn!!!

Hands down, Marlon served ‘tutu’…lmao @ bruised eggplant!!

I just read both comments from Charlamaigne and Marlon, and Marlon won this one. To those of you saying Charlamaigne won, go read all of Marlon’s comments. I had no idea Marlon was this raw. LOL.

AND WHICH ONE CROSS DRESSES?

i like marlon i don’t care much for charmander… i can see why he got the boot. they were both funny though

Marlon is a corny sell out Charlamagne killed him with the frankie and octomom joke hands down….all marlon was talking about was how black Charlamagne was ok we kno that….NEXT

I’s sick of this “beef” sh—t outta dumba—s n—as: who are they supposed to be? India and Pakistan? Palestine and Israel?

They are just a pair of attention seeking, overly egotisitcal SPLIBS — NO MORE!

Charlamagne LMAO!! ZIPPER STOMACH!!!!!! charlamagne wins that battle

Marlon lost big time.

Marlon killed that z-lister… LOL @ “death on his day off”!! I’m still laughing at that one.

Hey yall wanna know a secret? that wasn’t even marlon wayans, it was some dude posing as him on twitter. lol!!

if that really was marlon talking, he should have just ignored charlemagne (or whatever his name is)

No contest. Charlamagne killed it.

Who in the hell is checkin for either one of these clowns!

TO ALL THESE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THESE TWO GROWN A** MEN IN TWITTER…I RATHER SEE TWO MEN CRACK JOKES THEN TO FIGHT OVER SOMETHING STUPID OR KILL ONE ANOTHER!! YA DIGGG!! THA QUEEN HAS SPOKEN!!

what does 3 different shade of black even mean?

marlon is wack charlamagne got his azz and his not even a “comedian”

Hahahaha….

He looks like Death on his day off!!!! That *ish was HILARIOUS!!!!!

Bruised eggplant?? Hahahahaha…..

Man…why didnt I come in this post earlier?

if i didnt know any better i would say cthgod got all his disses from LIL Duval

When Marlon told him he looks like Death on his day off, He killed it. Cthagod was garbage.

I’m sorry but Marlon got his a$$ served on a platter.
I like how Charlamagne held his composure, he whopped Marlon with no profanity and no N words… poor Marlon used the N word and cussed profusely… because he was sweating and had to try and beat the character of Charlamagne down… it didnt work.
Charlamagne should be a comedian.