lmao… its not funny, but its i cant but laugh

What man goes into the bathroom with another man to talk?? The dude had an agenda when he went to the bathroom.

TEAM TYSON!

Lol I bet he would think twice before approaching a boxer lol

LOL @ his shirt logo (“Live Long”). He almost shortened his life trying to ask dumb questions. Don’t you know Mike is like Pitt without a leash.

O, that’s just not right. Ol’ boy got knocked the f*ck out – double time.

But y’all know that fool is seeing dollar signs and he’s really not hurt that badly. Did anybody tell him Mike is broke?

@ Nique

Girl I hate that. When I am in the restroom at work and these fools want to hold a conversation and I am trying to relieve myself. Send a e-mail or wait til I come out.

tyson is crazy you dont go near him! would you try talkin to a homeless man talking to himself…?

You know, that brings up a good point. Who are these idiots who want to strike up a conversation when you’re at the urinal??? Who are these people???

Did y’all see that clip from TV One’s ‘Life After…’ when Kid from Kid ‘N Play was talking about an experience he had when a security guard at an airport followed him into the mens room and was heckling him while he was on the toilet? That was hilarious. “I bet you ain’t having no “House Party’ in there right now, are ya, Kid? That’s a STANK party right there.” LOL.

“fart/pee combo” – DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!

This guy probably deserved it. Not to mention, he’s inflating his injuries. Didn’t Mike get released on OR? And dude looks like THIS?!?!? Nah…

LOL! Worlds biggest fool.

@ Nique

LOL!!! That irritates me.

@ Alrighty Then
Happy Friday!!

Sorry, but I gotta side with Mike on this one…If any dude comes up to you in the middle of taking a whizz and starts up a conversation, he’s asking for it!!!

A dude who would bite off another professional boxer’s ear is NOT somebody that I would heckle, question or even look at. Nevertheless, follow him into the restroom. In fact, I would be going in the opposite direction as fast as my big feet would carry me.

Everyone knows that Mike is not wrapped real tight.

Okay, I remember I was walking into a bathroom at Wal Mart… As I was peeing, a Sheriff’s deputy tapped me on the shoulder, I spun around and peed all over the guy…He got mad, and I told him that it was his fault for interrupting me while handling my business…He said that he was trying to tell me that I had toiled paper stuck to my shoe, and I was like: Well couldn’t you wait till I was finished to tell me that??? So no, I can’t fault “Iron Mike” on this one….That nucca had it coming!!!

toilet paper* (typo)

Thats a lot of damaged for one hit. And like we all said why would you pursue a man to the bathroom when he said leave me alone. Pretty much obvious the reporter motive is money.

Mike Tyson went crazy on me for no reason,” says Tony. ”I was respectful to him but he was totally out of control.”
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First mistake, you spoke to him. If Mike wants to speak to you, he’ll let you know. Let him speak first, otherwise, don’t bother him.

lol@daywalker. I dont believe that story man…lmao

charlieblanko

lol@daywalker. I dont believe that story man…lmao
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You ain’t gotta believe it, but it happened….

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

Okay, I remember I was walking into a bathroom at Wal Mart… As I was peeing, a Sheriff’s deputy tapped me on the shoulder, I spun around and peed all over the guy…He got mad, and I told him that it was his fault for interrupting me while handling my business…He said that he was trying to tell me that I had toiled paper stuck to my shoe, and I was like: Well couldn’t you wait till I was finished to tell me that??? So no, I can’t fault “Iron Mike” on this one….That nucca had it coming!!!
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Damn, & a SHERIFF, too?! LoL

pynklyzurd14:

Yup, a brother was in mid-stream, minding his own business, and outta the blue, somebody just tapped me on the shoulder…When I spun around, I was getting ready to punch the hell outta somebody till I saw the guy was a Deputy….Real talk…I was trying to pee, so I didn’t even notice the guy come in….

I tend to focus on the wall in front of me when I do my business…

uptowngirl

I don’t like to pee in the stall next to anybody least of all have a conversation. Please, dude thinks he gonna get some dollars but his only payment is that ***** kicking he got. Lesson learned.
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I’m the same way…I ain’t trying to have a conversation at the urinal, so I always pick the one furthest from anybody! And to be honest, I don’t do number 2 anywhere but my own house or the Executive washroom at work, cause I know those toilets are clean…

A truck did hit him. He lucky he didn’t get his by Tyson when he was in his prime.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

pynklyzurd14:

Yup, a brother was in mid-stream, minding his own business, and outta the blue, somebody just tapped me on the shoulder…When I spun around, I was getting ready to punch the hell outta somebody till I saw the guy was a Deputy….Real talk…I was trying to pee, so I didn’t even notice the guy come in….
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Lmao! Too funny. I think the Deputy learned his lesson too.

****Sounding like Sophia from The Color Purple*****

“I can smell da lawsuit coming….”

Dude deserve whatever came to him….I wouldn’t be in the same zip code with Tyson…

IDIOT. If I see him he’ll get it again. Disrespectful clowns get mashed on and really wonder why??? This dude is DUMB.

I was in Vegas and some Texan white man started talking to me when I was releasing that Buffet dinner, Man I hate that!
Brother should know better.

*lmao*

Didn’t this guy see Mike’s Tatoo…ON HIS FACE!?!?! Don’t talk to the man unless he talks to you! This guy should consider himself lucky that he isn’t eating out of a straw….

Gotta luv that “Live Long” T-Shirt that busted up dude is wearing, because he wasn’t planning to going up against Iron Mike

duck before you ask, dumb a**!!! why would you stalk a boxer in the bathroom for a question!!! this is iron mike,dummy!!! you needed your but punched out!!!

So why didnt rihanna look like this when she got “beatdown?”

Only a fool would provoke Mike Tyson. He’s got pent up anger going back to his child hood. I thought EVERYBODY knew that. Sorry, that guy asked for that whoopin!

At least Mike wasn’t hungry.

Giving all his story, what mf in the world needs another teachable moment re Mike Tyson? Like walking in front of a train-don’t do it.

he trying to get paid

This dude that Mike Tyson beat up, t-shirt says “LIVE LONG”, but if he keeps messing with crazy azz Mike Tyson he’s going to “LIVE SHORT”!!!!

LMAO! HEHEHE LMAO!

Mike Tyson looks like a Pit Bull in his pic. Dude was a fool for walking up on Mike in the restroom. Mike was protecting his back side. Lol.