Funniest Video Of The Year: Fitness Instructor King James Says “Get Your Jelly-A*s Off The Ground”

WhiteHittinCoon

11/20/09, 06:38:am

1st on u hoes!!!

WhiteHittinCoon

11/20/09, 06:38:am

He’s a hero.

Back in the day!

11/20/09, 06:39:am

King James is doing good.

Heart attacks, Diabetes and strokes are all preventable and so of them are brought on by bad food, lack of exercising and laziness.

As a fitness instructor, I like what he is doing and he is working with a large group of black women and doing what he needs to do ghetto style!

charlieblanko

11/20/09, 07:05:am

roflmao

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darealwifey

11/20/09, 07:17:am

*on the floor*

queenc*****idy

11/20/09, 07:23:am

that’s hilarious!!! get um king!

It's me

11/20/09, 07:26:am

Okay, am I the only one loving this!!!? At least he gets results….I Love Him

Nique

11/20/09, 07:27:am

Thats why I dont fool with those “trainers” at the gym-they go way 2 hard.

melanie

11/20/09, 07:37:am

I was with him until he pulled out the bat and threatened to hit these women.

love me love me not

11/20/09, 07:44:am

lol Is It Just Me But Dude Kinda Sound Like Chris Tucker lol

mz.cee ♥

11/20/09, 07:51:am

LOL, Queen self needs to work (cough!) on that gut!

Gingertee21

11/20/09, 07:52:am

There is nothing nice about that. I won’t support him. He is not nice, that is not cool. You an get results without all of the disrespect. He will forever be hood because no one is going to endorse that. They should all get together and use that bat on him. Call me what you want, he would cuss at me once, and his life expectancy would be zero and the girl with the fake-hawk too. As a nutritionist, I know better. He’s a punk. Yeah I said it, PUNK

mz.cee ♥

11/20/09, 07:53:am

Shoot I’ll work out with him, aint nann!

Darwin

11/20/09, 07:54:am

Thats the way a trainer is suppose to be. Tough love, if you want that cellulite off them thighs you need to listen. Women expect someone to be sensitive to them and their feelings during training, NO. That’s what you have a husband, boyfriend, or mother to console you and be kind.

octavia

11/20/09, 08:10:am

cl*****ic…………..get yo fat ***** up………..lol

octavia

11/20/09, 08:11:am

c l a s s i c is a bad word b o s s i p? ya’ll need to get it together

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAP!!!!

11/20/09, 08:26:am

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! O, God, I done cracked a rib. Is this ‘The Biggest Loser – The Ghetto Version’? I thought ol’ boy was about to whip out a twisted coat hanger and start wailing on them seals. Now watch how the blubbery *****es are gonna blow up this thread in protest.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAP!!!!

11/20/09, 08:27:am

*b.!.t.c.h.e.s

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAP!!!!

11/20/09, 08:28:am

O, when is VH1 scheduled to air this?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAP!!!!

11/20/09, 08:30:am

This ain’t nothin’. He reminds me of my old high school gym teacher. Talking ’bout he was gonna time the fattest kid in a race by the calendar.

drenk

11/20/09, 08:37:am

i think every american needs a trainer like this, we’re the fattest country on earth!!

potential

11/20/09, 08:37:am

Someone pleaseeee get VH1 on the phone ASAP! This show is beyond hilarioussssssss! Workout bricks? LMAO!!! KIng James..im rocking with you baby boy lets goooo

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 08:45:am

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAP!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! O, God, I done cracked a rib. Is this ‘The Biggest Loser – The Ghetto Version’? I thought ol’ boy was about to whip out a twisted coat hanger and start wailing on them seals. Now watch how the blubbery *****es are gonna blow up this thread in protest.
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On the real, no dude likes a chick like a big ol’ bull seal!! Maybe now they can get their azzes on gear, cause this cat lights a fire under their azzes!!! Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!

Alrighty Then...

11/20/09, 08:49:am

“yo fat a$$ ain’t gone die” – LMAO!!!!

This might work! For a particular type of woman, that is… Personally, I don’t like to be cursed at, so I’d be put out real quick!
But the actual work-out looks like he’s gonna get ‘em where they want to be, so it’s a good look overall! Oh! And DAM FUNNY!

JB(Trojans? All bets off)

11/20/09, 08:54:am

HE got me scared through the screen

Ms.EJ

11/20/09, 08:57:am

This clip disturbed me on many levels he seems like the type who would be a woman beater or go upside a womans head if she overcooked the steak…I am sorry I just get that vibe. All that cursing, the bat-WTHeck! was just over the top and too much. He is definitely an aquired taste to say the least.

Ms.EJ

11/20/09, 09:00:am

Oh Goodmorning Everyone Happy Friday!

say-it-loud!

11/20/09, 09:05:am

lmao! pure comedy! if that’s what it takes to get our people to get healthy, then it’s what it is.

I wonder if the “king” was ever in the military? he’s not saying much that isn’t said in the military to new recruits.

gon king james! it ain’t burger king, them fat behinds can’t have it their way

Re

11/20/09, 09:16:am

Can someone post the link?

trs

11/20/09, 09:16:am

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sorry but this is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I would never miss an episode of this show.

But I wish that Negro WOULD hit me with a bat!! lol

WyzePro

11/20/09, 09:18:am

some of ya’ll need to relax…if he was that bad his training sessions wouldn’t be so full….at the end of the day most of these women dont mind the hard work and discipline he puts on em….and for those thinking “not me”…what do you think we went thru at boot camp when I was in the Navy?…this type of approach doesn’t kill you or demean you…it actually makes you stronger….stop being so sensitive about every damn thing all the damn time…it’s what’s wrong with most of our people…soon as somebody tell em…they cryin and snivelin and all their lil feelings hurt…meanwhile our people are the the ones that suffer the most from diabetic problems and kidney failure and not 10 percent of the people on bossip are organ donors I bet…so while you’re over there cryin about not me…some one is dying…cause “NOT YOU” will do much to help them or yourselves….getcho jelly a*S off the floor!!….

charlieblanko

11/20/09, 09:20:am

roflmao@ “he cussed me out over the phone”

Ms.EJ

11/20/09, 09:20:am

@DRENK-Very true we are the most obese country on the earth along with our children. You now have toddlers even some babies that have to be put on a diet.

Ms.EJ

11/20/09, 09:22:am

@TRS- *waves hard* Girl, I was just thinking of you since we just recently went over things for me though I am trying to put on weight.

Re

11/20/09, 09:22:am

Oh my Lord, the comments are hilarious…someone please post the link so I can find it…

WyzePro

11/20/09, 09:23:am

it’s a plastic bat….prolly more for motivation than pain and suffering….and dude is more than likely the most gentle person outside of that gym….no need to be aggressive when you get it out of your system all day…he has nothing to be stressed about…

charlieblanko

11/20/09, 09:26:am

lol@wyze

charlieblanko

11/20/09, 09:28:am

“Get my line tight!”

citiboi

11/20/09, 09:28:am

you call me a black man okay..im a black man…if yo a$$ fat you fat…lol wow…i dont watch the tube but i will check this one out!!!

Ms.EJ

11/20/09, 09:28:am

@WYZEPRO- Take a breath, lol, but you did make a good point regarding organ donors I happen to be one myself and proud of it for some years now. I also agree w/a soft per se. The most hardcore acting person can be the most gentle sometimes, but not all.

Ms.EJ

11/20/09, 09:29:am

soft person per se correction.

WyzePro

11/20/09, 09:30:am

tha’s all i’m sayin…..

Ms.EJ

11/20/09, 09:33:am

@WYZEPRO- *ehug* I just want to make sure you are okay this nice Friday morning, lol. Folks will never agree on everything, but I can meet you halfway

WyzePro

11/20/09, 09:34:am

at the end of the day our people dont go hard enough for the right reasons sometimes…..I’ll bet some of those sistas would whoop a Ni99a a*s over a piece of chicken!…now they have a chance to live life longer..and enjoy it…there’s nothing cute about being sick when you thick!!….so if you gone be thick…and cute…be healthy!….cause I’mma need you to not get tired when we doin the damn thang…

Vee

11/20/09, 09:36:am

Okay the cursing…cool, the yelling…cool, I can get with that, but the hitting…”IS NOT” cool nor is it funny. I was with him all the way on his training tactics until I see he resorted to hitting a woman with a bat!! Where is the respect for the black women if he is really trying to help? The hitting is not neccessary nor should it be tolerated by these women who pay him to help train them.

Ms.EJ

11/20/09, 09:36:am

@WYZEPRO-ROTFL LMBO!!!!!!!!! stop!!!!!!! “need you to not get tired…doing our thang” *dead*

WyzePro

11/20/09, 09:36:am

@EJ…it’s all love kitten…as much gar-baj as people read on here sometimes you have to word things in a way that will get to people…all i have said was meant to inspire higher thought….

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 09:38:am

Ms.EJ

Oh Goodmorning Everyone Happy Friday!
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Good morning, Ms. Ej!

Ms.EJ

11/20/09, 09:41:am

@WYZEPRO- I understand, I do and it also helps me to look at things in a different prespective. I don’t mind that especially when one isn’t attacking me, but trying to (not forcing)help me see something different.

Ms.EJ

11/20/09, 09:43:am

@ONKLZURD- *jumping up and down waving* LOL Hey girl!!!!!

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 09:44:am

All I gotta say, is that these women must be into some BDSM… lol

trs

11/20/09, 09:44:am

Ms. EJ

@TRS- *waves hard* Girl, I was just thinking of you since we just recently went over things for me though I am trying to put on weight.

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*waving back*

What’s good ma? I was wondering if you got that email…just remember to shoot for weight gain all over, and you should be good!

Ms.Lateria

11/20/09, 09:54:am

Lmao oh my goodness ^_^

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 10:04:am

@TRS- I sure did emailed you right back that night. Had it printed out following day and posted it on my refrigerator. THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN!

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 10:19:am

Ms.EJ

@ONKLZURD- *jumping up and down waving* LOL Hey girl!!!!!
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ur silly. lol.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 10:22:am

@PNKLZURD- Sorry, had a little goofy moment… girl I am sorry misspelled your name. I had to reset my computer it seems I only have problems when I come to this site. You have any plans this weekend? I might make it a Blockbuster movie night.

trs

11/20/09, 10:22:am

Ms. EJ

@TRS- I sure did emailed you right back that night. Had it printed out following day and posted it on my refrigerator. THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN!

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You are very welcome sweetie!!! I hope it helps. Let me know if you need anything else!!

WyzePro

11/20/09, 10:29:am

@ Vee..with all utmost respect…that plastic bat is not hurting more than them chitterlings and hawg maws and whatever else they poison themselves with are…..I respect you not wanting to get whacked with a plastic bat…but that’s meant to motivate you…dont you know if that was a real bat he’d be in jail? did he raise his hand to anyone?…put his foot on anybodies a*s?!…HELLOOOOOO!!!…if a dude wants to cause pain he wont use a plastic bat!…… not to you specific…but it appears that common sense is not all that common!…..

MefromDC

11/20/09, 10:30:am

LOL!!!

OMG I died a lil bit….! I will be watching!

Nyah

11/20/09, 10:31:am

You know as much as I dont like abuse, I would take his cl*****. I need a King James in my life.

Bob B

11/20/09, 10:33:am

Tuff love.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 10:34:am

@TRS- Thanks again. OFF TOPIC: Girl, my friend who is trying to be more social invited me to go to this function for Speed Date or Daters where its an equal amount of men and women and you switch tables like musical chairs but have I think a minute to converse and see if there is a connection I had to turn that down. I have no problems (besides folks thinking I am too young and afraid to approach me)in being social or meeting men whether at the grocery store library whatever, but what do you think about that?

Kool Breeze

11/20/09, 10:34:am

Sistas love dominant men who know how to take control…not every brutha can pull this stuff off that james is trying to accomplish. Just like a pimp certain weak minded chics love that aggressive buss ya azz type talk…lol

ackee

11/20/09, 10:34:am

Is this for REAL!????? what is wrong with society!?
why do they think that they have to be ABUSIVE to black women to get results!!!
calling them names, and hitting them are UNACCEPTABLE!!! this show sends the wrong message!
Overweight black women do not deserve to be treated like this inorder for them to get healthy and loose weight!
I am tired of society treating us like trash and saying its acceptable and everyone gets a BIG LAUGH! I will personally boycott this show.
If KJ wants to be on TV he needs to learn to be RESPECTFUL to the ladies he is training.

angela

11/20/09, 10:35:am

Oh I know this dude, and he is rude as hell, and thinks he is God’s gift to the world. Now don’t get it twisted he is also a stripper, and he is working with a monster, but he is a real *****.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 10:39:am

@ANGELA- Ummm okay, LOL @ “monster”. I was saying earlier how he came off to me, therefore I am not surprised if indeed what you posted is true, but then again he may be rude to certain people and nice to that special someone (though rude is never okay towards anyone).

GG

11/20/09, 10:41:am

As vulgar as this man may seem, he is honestly telling the truth. I think once the casting call comes, I am going to try out.

sayWhat!

11/20/09, 10:44:am

Wow a bat? I know fitness is important, but jeez im sure they want to lose weight and not get a concussion in the process…lol

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 10:51:am

I love him ~~ if i ever gain weight i want him for my instructor..i agree when he said he aint playing especially about those commercials with skinny women on there.. I commend him~!!

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 10:52:am

Does anyone know where he is at.. Dont tell me Detroit!!!!

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 10:53:am

Ms.Ej

@PNKLZURD- Sorry, had a little goofy moment… girl I am sorry misspelled your name. I had to reset my computer it seems I only have problems when I come to this site. You have any plans this weekend? I might make it a Blockbuster movie night.
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I feel ya. I’ve been having problems all morning with this site too. They’ve been taking forever to post my comments… Anyway, my only plans for this weekend is to get my eyebrows done, I get them done every 6 months & groom them myself afterwards. & Straighten my hair. *sigh* It takes about half a day, but noone straightens my hair better than me! lol. & then, I’m going to rent a few movies, as well. Already got the popcorn, & drinks ready! Which movies are you watching?

Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

11/20/09, 10:54:am

why do they think that they have to be ABUSIVE to black women to get results!!!
calling them names, and hitting them are UNACCEPTABLE!!! this show sends the wrong message!
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@ackee

THEY pay HIM!!!

If those women had a problem they wouldn’t go back to the cla$$ afterwards… Did you see how many women were in that joint???

It’s not for everyone, but some people need and like that kind of person getting on them to achieve their desired results…

pm

11/20/09, 10:54:am

hell these black hoes nowadays only respond to tough love

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 10:56:am

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

Does anyone know where he is at.. Dont tell me Detroit!!!!
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Girl, you’re a mess… lol

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 10:57:am

@PNKLZURD- I’ve been doing my own hair for years and I straighten and clip my own ends. I do use 100% natural shampoo/conditioners as well as products (have to order them online)w/oils. I have to do the same thing tomorrow girl as well w/my hair and eyebrows. Now, I can’t handle scary movies I barley get through Micheal Jacksons (RIP) Thriller, but I am looking for a comedy and a thriller any suggestions? haven’t found any yet thus far.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:00:am

@ROSE BY ANOTHER ROSE- *waves* I had the chance to check your last post which made me more hungry at that time LOL on what you were cooking for Thanksgiving. How are you doing today?

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 11:01:am

@pm

hell these black hoes nowadays only respond to tough love
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There is no need to insult these women. Although that treatment isn’t MY ‘cup of tea’ per se, they PAID for that & @ least they are getting the help they know they need. I’m more than aware that I am not your mother, but please, there is no need for that here. I can’t STAND when men call women out of their name. But, oh well, why should I care… lol

Bacchus

11/20/09, 11:06:am

LMAO!!! I LOVE IT!!!

Seriously, there’s a right and a wrong way for you and there’s a right and a wrong way for me. This personally wouldn’t work with me, but it will work for someone else and apparently, it works for all those ladies in this cl*****; otherwise they wouldn’t pay him to cuss them out.

You have to know your clients and he knows them very well. He even said the meaner and tougher he got, the more respect and results came about so I can’t knock that. Some people don’t get the picture until they’re cussed out, called fat, and hit with a bat so they’ll be just fine.

And furthermore, I’d rather that then blood pressure pills, heart disease, diabetes, and early p*****ings. Get Fit!!!

Cristal

11/20/09, 11:08:am

The bat may be a little too much, but I love how real he is. Um, what channel is this gonna be on????

Bacchus

11/20/09, 11:10:am

‘ladies in his c*l*a*s*s’ and early p*a*s*s*i*n*g*s’. Bossip and these wack-a-doo censors

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:10:am

@KOOL BREEZE-IMO There is a major difference between being dominant and being overly aggressive (speaking in general). I think many women like a man that is dominant and take control, but not in a verbally, mentally, and emotionally abusive way and those who do need counseling, seriously. Also I do not think women like men who are dominant in a way that is overbearing and excessive. IDK. just my two cents.

EleKtrik EccEntriK (RIP Shaniyah Davis, Innocence Lost)

11/20/09, 11:10:am

OMG I died when he hit old girl with the bat in her stomach. It may be a plastic bat but still!
My trainer at LA Fitness is tough, sans the bat. But will I watch the show? I just might,

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 11:11:am

Ms.Ej

@PNKLZURD- I’ve been doing my own hair for years and I straighten and clip my own ends. I do use 100% natural shampoo/conditioners as well as products (have to order them online)w/oils. I have to do the same thing tomorrow girl as well w/my hair and eyebrows. Now, I can’t handle scary movies I barley get through Micheal Jacksons (RIP) Thriller, but I am looking for a comedy and a thriller any suggestions? haven’t found any yet thus far.
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I get my products from this Afrocentric boutique in my downtown area called Body & Soul. Their products are natural as well & I love it!!! My hair has gotten SOOO much softer after I started using their products!!! Anyway, for funny movies, I know alot, but what kind of comedy do you like? For example sarcasm, storylines, drama?

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:12:am

@BACCHCUS- Very good point(s).

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 11:14:am

Ms.Ej

@KOOL BREEZE-IMO There is a major difference between being dominant and being overly aggressive (speaking in general). I think many women like a man that is dominant and take control, but not in a verbally, mentally, and emotionally abusive way and those who do need counseling, seriously. Also I do not think women like men who are dominant in a way that is overbearing and excessive. IDK. just my two cents.
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I agree. Specially if they’re PAYING for this kind of treatment. If they think this is the only way they can lose weight, then they do have an issue. If they wanna get yelled @ & ridiculed while working out, all they have to do is join a gym in the hood, IMO! lol

IDONTLIKEU

11/20/09, 11:15:am

F U KING JAMES!

Blu Rain

11/20/09, 11:17:am

I’m *****uming that the bat isn’t real because a sista is NOT going to let this dude hit them without any “repercussions”! I had a trainer like this-minus the fowl mouth. It works! I’m just happy to see that somebody is getting these fat a s s e s moving.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:17:am

@PNKLZURD- Ok, to give you an idea my favorite comedians are Jim Carey, Ben Stiller…movies like Meet the Parents,White Chicks, Meet the Faukners or I’m Gonna Get You Sucka–yeah took it way back…movies like that.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 11:17:am

@ WyzePro

some of ya’ll need to relax…if he was that bad his training sessions wouldn’t be so full….at the end of the day most of these women dont mind the hard work and discipline he puts on em….and for those thinking “not me”…what do you think we went thru at boot camp when I was in the Navy?…this type of approach doesn’t kill you or demean you…it actually makes you stronger….stop being so sensitive about every damn thing all the damn time…it’s what’s wrong with most of our people…soon as somebody tell em…they cryin and snivelin and all their lil feelings hurt…meanwhile our people are the the ones that suffer the most from diabetic problems and kidney failure and not 10 percent of the people on bossip are organ donors I bet…so while you’re over there cryin about not me…some one is dying…cause “NOT YOU” will do much to help them or yourselves….getcho jelly a*S off the floor!!….
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I was in the Nav too, and this little bit of yelling and stuff is nothing!!! I mean everyone takes stuff differently, but trust me when I tell you, these women really do need this to motivate them, because they wouldn’t do it otherwise….

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@ Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

why do they think that they have to be ABUSIVE to black women to get results!!!
calling them names, and hitting them are UNACCEPTABLE!!! this show sends the wrong message!
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@ackee

THEY pay HIM!!!

If those women had a problem they wouldn’t go back to the cla$$ afterwards… Did you see how many women were in that joint???

It’s not for everyone, but some people need and like that kind of person getting on them to achieve their desired results…
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Say that then!!! All I know is that they came back after the first cl*****, and that is how you develop a commitment to fitness….By not quitting….

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 11:19:am

@ WyzePro

I f.r.e.a.k.i.n.g. love you gravie!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:20:am

@DAYWALKER- *waves* Goodmorning also last night I left you a comment on the other posts I loved both of your lists about what you love and dislike about women. The last this is what I dealt with but with the man not being able to do those things which I felt or comes naturally and easy to me. Just wanted to let you know

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:22:am

@CARAMEL CAT- I know it is cute hun (his gravi).

Marquis de Sade

11/20/09, 11:23:am

I fully endorse this dude’s methods. They may seem harsh and somewhat Draconian, but lets’ be honest, these Keishas’, Shenequas’ and Noxzemas’ need this sort of discipline and treatment to break the the cycle and undo all the self-inflicted damage done by over consuming Hog maws, Chitlins, Fried Fatback, Churches Fried Chicken and all those 40 oz’s. May he lead these fat n!gga heffas to a more healthier lifestyle.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 11:24:am

@Ms.Ej

@DAYWALKER- *waves* Goodmorning also last night I left you a comment on the other posts I loved both of your lists about what you love and dislike about women. The last this is what I dealt with but with the man not being able to do those things which I felt or comes naturally and easy to me. Just wanted to let you know
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Well, thanks, ma!! I always speak what’s on my mind, and a lot of the time it takes a sec to let what I say sink in subliminally…LOL!!! I come off cr***** sometimes too, but I mean well most of the time….

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Hi, Caramel cat!!

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 11:26:am

@Marquis de Sade

I fully endorse this dude’s methods. They may seem harsh and somewhat Draconian, but lets’ be honest, these Keishas’, Shenequas’ and Noxzemas’ need this sort of discipline and treatment to break the the cycle and undo all the self-inflicted damage done by over consuming Hog maws, Chitlins, Fried Fatback, Churches Fried Chicken and all those 40 oz’s. May he lead these fat n!gga heffas to a more healthier lifestyle.
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You forgot Popeyes, porkchops, bon-bons, hershey bars and cheesesteaks, my Nucca!! But I ain’t hatin!!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:27:am

Just a thought: I do not understand or get the stereotype that when it comes to black men or women many folks automatically *****ume that they eat: fried chicken, chitterlings, pig feet or whatever. Not every black person eats that just like not every black person eats sweet potato pie or watermellon.

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 11:28:am

Hey Daywalker! You’re giving out great advice!

@Ms.Ej…yeah, I love cats and I have a cat that is the exact same color as the one in his gravie…that hat and the expression on its face always has me in stitches!

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 11:29:am

@Ms.Ej

Just a thought: I do not understand or get the stereotype that when it comes to black men or women many folks automatically *****ume that they eat: fried chicken, chitterlings, pig feet or whatever. Not every black person eats that just like not every black person eats sweet potato pie or watermellon.

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Okkkaayyyy! I don’t get it either. But these rotund chicks are likely partaking in that kind of eating…real talk…

Whoa! aka Toot-it-up!

11/20/09, 11:30:am

I LOVE this video. I saw it a couple weeks ago and was DYIN!!!! I like his style and it’s not like he’s forcing them. Some people need more than a pat on the back and some encouragement. Some people only respond to drill seargent type of people when it comes to fitness.

Put the peach cobbler DOWN!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:30:am

@DAYWALKER-I know when we first e-met lol online you came off very strong I was almost scared to respond lol, but anytime a person can respond back to me in a mature way or even admit that they were a little rough I respect that and that is what you did. Like Heavy D said “I got nothing but love for ya” lol

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:31:am

@CARAMEL CAR- LOL well at least you met me halfway on that issue.

Sanjor

11/20/09, 11:32:am

I’m all for working out and staying in shape, it is crucial, but he ain’t hitting me with no bat!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:32:am

CARAMEL CAT correction

Sanjor

11/20/09, 11:33:am

@Marquis, you didn’t say Noxzemas did you?
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Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:35:am

@CARAMEL CAT- Girl its rare that I come across a cat lover (I love all animals in general) I love cats! I had a Siamese cat and the rest regular. I had a cat I named Sunshine he was bright yellowish orange w/stripes, a cat called Spade he was all black and a cat called Grey Eyes when I was little…looked just like his gravi same color too.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 11:35:am

Ms.Ej

Just a thought: I do not understand or get the stereotype that when it comes to black men or women many folks automatically *****ume that they eat: fried chicken, chitterlings, pig feet or whatever. Not every black person eats that just like not every black person eats sweet potato pie or watermellon.
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I won’t touch chitterlings, hog maws, pig’s feet, hoghead cheese, oysters, clams, squash, beets, Brussel sprouts, liver, boudin, or cow tongue, brains, or anything wierd…

Marquis de Sade

11/20/09, 11:35:am

“Ms.Ej

Just a thought: I do not understand or get the stereotype that when it comes to black men or women many folks automatically *****ume that they eat: fried chicken, chitterlings, pig feet or whatever. Not every black person eats that just like not every black person eats sweet potato pie or watermellon.”

Yeah, you right. I suppose all of those fat heffas were genetically pre-disposed to bein’ overweight, huh? I’m sure most of them got this way by over consuming too many brussel sprouts and instead of drinkin’ 8 gl*****es of water, they probably dranked 10 gl*****es, thus leadin’ to water fat. Political Correctness (in most cases) is nothin’ more than ENABLING.

GoodKarma4Me

11/20/09, 11:36:am

He better chill with all that cussing. What station is he piloting for..HBO or Showtime?

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:36:am

@SANJOR- I have to admit that was funny (Noxemas) the first thing I thought of was Wesley Snipes in Tu Wong Fu LOL.

GoodKarma4Me

11/20/09, 11:36:am

@ Marquis

Did Kigali take a day off….I know u guys are the same person

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 11:38:am

@Ms.Ej

Bossip isn’t letting me post the movies!!!

Aunt Viv

11/20/09, 11:39:am

This really cracked me up! I’m also glad that these women are committing to improving their health. Obesity is a big problem in our community.

Good morning Bossipers!

Whoa! aka Toot-it-up!

11/20/09, 11:40:am

DEAD@Marquis! LMAO!

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 11:40:am

LMFAO! I love him! Keep it real homie. Get yo big azz up!!! It’s not all about the outside but the inside aswell your health!! The ish was funny!

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 11:40:am

@Ms.Ej

I honestly became a serious cat lover within the last 5 years or so. They are lovely, peaceful, sometimes moody, clean, furry little friends

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:41:am

@PYNKLZURD- I can’t stand when that happens I’ve seen a couple of people online past several days including myself that had the same issue. Well, its the thought that counts LOL thanks girl for trying to help me

Marquis de Sade

11/20/09, 11:42:am

“GoodKarma4Me

@ Marquis

Did Kigali take a day off….I know u guys are the same person”

Hmmm, this is the second time you’ve came at me with some unsolicited hostile post. Are you sure you want to gain my attention, cretin?

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:42:am

@CARAMEL CAT- I know they are and they sure do have their moods, but they are so adorable.

@REDFOXX-HEEEEEY!!! Ms. Lady how are you?

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 11:43:am

@Pynk~~Girl Detroit gets so much crap i just thought of the D, but he looks and talks like aguy i know from Detroit but its not him because my friend is not as hot tempered but hey they must like it they are there huh~!! LOL at the woman who said he cussed her out on the phone! I had said before if i was fat i would look him uo because he couldnt break me down at all!

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 11:45:am

Hey Ms. Ej

How are you today lady??

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 11:46:am

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

Ms.Ej

Just a thought: I do not understand or get the stereotype that when it comes to black men or women many folks automatically *****ume that they eat: fried chicken, chitterlings, pig feet or whatever. Not every black person eats that just like not every black person eats sweet potato pie or watermellon.
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I won’t touch chitterlings, hog maws, pig’s feet, hoghead cheese, oysters, clams, squash, beets, Brussel sprouts, liver, boudin, or cow tongue, brains, or anything wierd…
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Amen my brotha! Idk HOW my mom & dad be touchin all that… lol

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 11:47:am

@Ms EJ~~~ How are you ms lady? yeah i am getting it together and i already baked my pies and i will doing my pound cake over the week end~! I got one relative who doesnt eat turkey or ham so i guess i will have to have more veggies for her azz! maybe a vegetable tray and she can eat the whole thing.. you know~!

Marquis de Sade

11/20/09, 11:47:am

“pynklyzurd14

@Ms.Ej

Bossip isn’t letting me post the movies!!!”

…Actually that’s a good thing. With their new filtering software, they’ve ridden us of that aspiring non-singin’ VA n!gga and those insufferable renditions of Genuine and Whitney Houston.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:48:am

@REDFOXX- I’m good girl

Whoa! aka Toot-it-up!

11/20/09, 11:48:am

Marquis

Hmmm, this is the second time you’ve came at me with some unsolicited hostile post. Are you sure you want to gain my attention, cretin?
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OMG!!! Marquis don’t hurt’em. LMAO!

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 11:49:am

Daywalker“ wow you talking about ny beets gave me a idea i may make my beet and goat cheese salad.. its good and beets are good for the blood~!! Dont you ever put my beets in with chittlins.. JK!!

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 11:49:am

Ms.Ej

@PYNKLZURD- I can’t stand when that happens I’ve seen a couple of people online past several days including myself that had the same issue. Well, its the thought that counts LOL thanks girl for trying to help me
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No problem. Bossip is on some shullbit. Smh…

DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

11/20/09, 11:49:am

good method!

maybe the next camp he starts should be for criminal black n!ggahs. Maybe he can humiliate them into being good productive members of society and better fathers to their children.

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 11:50:am

Hi Redd Foxx, Good Karma and Marquis !

Kool Breeze

11/20/09, 11:50:am

@Ms.Ej
@KOOL BREEZE-IMO There is a major difference between being dominant and being overly aggressive (speaking in general). I think many women like a man that is dominant and take control, but not in a verbally, mentally, and emotionally abusive way and those who do need counseling, seriously. Also I do not think women like men who are dominant in a way that is overbearing and excessive. IDK. just my two cents.
__________________________________________________ This brutha james is clearly dominating these women physically and mentally. They seem to have this zombie like look in their eyes like their in a trance. Obviously his aggressive mental game is working. Dude even looks like a pimp (snoop doggy dog like)…lol. Whatever it is this stuff apparently works.

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 11:50:am

Caramel Cat

@Ms.Ej

I honestly became a serious cat lover within the last 5 years or so. They are lovely, peaceful, sometimes moody, clean, furry little friends

Just dippin in but I think cats are so cute, but my friend has a black cat and she is a B! All she ever does is fight! I was walking by her one day and she swung on me and got her claw stuck my skin. I almost threw her across the room. I’m allergic so of course I was screwed. LOL!

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 11:51:am

@dahonest .. hey baby girl w*****up there ma???

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 11:51:am

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

@Pynk~~Girl Detroit gets so much crap i just thought of the D, but he looks and talks like a guy i know from Detroit but its not him because my friend is not as hot tempered but hey they must like it they are there huh~!! LOL at the woman who said he cussed her out on the phone! I had said before if i was fat i would look him uo because he couldnt break me down at all!
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Lmao! I woulda paid to see that. I can picture it like when Da Brat was on Celebrity Fit Club. She got all up in Harvey’s face! Hilarious!!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:51:am

@ROSE BY ANOTHER ROSE- I’m good. LMBO!!! at your comment and that one relative. Guess what? I am that same relative with my folks! ROTFL my aunt one time was like “Oh well find what you can eat I’m tired I am not cooking nothing more” LOL. I bet they be saying the same thing about me, but I try to make up for it by helping out if or when they do set aside a special plate for me.

DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

11/20/09, 11:51:am

“Marquis

Hmmm, this is the second time you’ve came at me with some unsolicited hostile post. Are you sure you want to gain my attention, cretin?
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OMG!!! Marquis don’t hurt’em. LMAO!”

all the time I’ve been on this board I can’t believe people on this blog still let this ignorant inbred coon get to them. you’d figure they’d know by now this is what this miserable piece of crap does to get the attention he obviously lacks in his existence off this board.

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 11:52:am

Hi Redd Foxx!

Hello Rose!!! Happy Friday!!

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 11:52:am

@ rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

@Pynk~~Girl Detroit gets so much crap i just thought of the D, but he looks and talks like aguy i know from Detroit but its not him because my friend is not as hot tempered but hey they must like it they are there huh~!! LOL at the woman who said he cussed her out on the phone! I had said before if i was fat i would look him uo because he couldnt break me down at all!
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the only thing I know forr sure about the “D” is that those cats don’t play, and when people get too mouthy, somebody might wind up shot!!!!!

*Still laughing at “It’s so cold in the “D”!!! LOL!!!*

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 11:52:am

Marquis de Sade

“pynklyzurd14

@Ms.Ej

Bossip isn’t letting me post the movies!!!”

…Actually that’s a good thing. With their new filtering software, they’ve ridden us of that aspiring non-singin’ VA n!gga and those insufferable renditions of Genuine and Whitney Houston.
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Lol, I meant movie titles. Not actually links. Hahaha…

Marquis de Sade

11/20/09, 11:52:am

“DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

good method!

maybe the next camp he starts should be for criminal black n!ggahs. Maybe he can humiliate them into being good productive members of society and better fathers to their children.”

…Or he can teach us the proper methods of beating b!+ches like you with real bats and not leaving any tell tale marks, thus giving us “PLAUSIBLE” deniability, eh?

DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

11/20/09, 11:52:am

“@dahonest .. hey baby girl w*****up there ma???”

what’s up girl? have you been holding it down in here?

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:53:am

@REDFOXX- “she is a B….she swung on me..” *can’t breathe*__flatline______

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 11:54:am

@Pynk~~~ I heard Da brat is the real deal , i know some folks from Chi who know her and they say she ddefinetly aint no chump~! king james may be tough but when that one lady said she lost 60 lbs .. i was like ok as long as it works im for it but the bat thing i have a slight problem with~! Houston we got a problem here!!!

Marquis de Sade

11/20/09, 11:55:am

Hi Rose.

DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

11/20/09, 11:55:am

“…Or he can teach us the proper methods of beating b!+ches like you with real bats and not leaving any tell tale marks, thus giving us “PLAUSIBLE” deniability, eh?”

or maybe he could teach him to dodge bullets so the next time a cop or one of your animalistic own comes after him he might stand a chance of survival. then we won’t have to “mourn” him.

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 11:56:am

Ms.Ej

@REDFOXX- “she is a B….she swung on me..” *can’t breathe*__flatline______

Girl I have never seen a cat so mean. She even swings on her owner and her husband. And they have an American Bull Dog/Pit. I’ve seen her piece him up on several occasions and he is a big dog.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 11:56:am

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

Daywalker“ wow you talking about ny beets gave me a idea i may make my beet and goat cheese salad.. its good and beets are good for the blood~!! Dont you ever put my beets in with chittlins.. JK!!

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I can’t stand beets because my mother used to make me, my brother and my dad eat them….I’m curious just how many we slipped to our dog!!! Cause none of us liked them….

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 11:56:am

DaHonest~~ Girl i have been holding it down as good as can be but i see they took out my word ‘wa**up” and now i see why because of the a** is like the other word for butt, dang Bossip got me talking in tongues~!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:57:am

@REDFOXX- I hope the cat was okay and you too! LAWD! Okay, now that I have gotten my air back from laughing so hard I had two cats that have “swung on” me as well. One the Siamese was just attitude w/her cute self, the other got irritated by me from playing with him.

Sanjor

11/20/09, 11:57:am

CHITLINS!!! Lol, my brothers ex girlfriend tried to impress him by making a “soulfood” dinner for him. My brother said when he bit into her chitlins, he thought he would die, she hadn’t even cleaned them properly. He was sick for 3 days, lol.

DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

11/20/09, 11:57:am

“Ms.Ej

Just a thought: I do not understand or get the stereotype that when it comes to black men or women many folks automatically *****ume that they eat: fried chicken, chitterlings, pig feet or whatever. Not every black person eats that just like not every black person eats sweet potato pie or watermellon.
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I won’t touch chitterlings, hog maws, pig’s feet, hoghead cheese, oysters, clams, squash, beets, Brussel sprouts, liver, boudin, or cow tongue, brains, or anything wierd…”

lol – now let’s keep it real: when these things are cooked or brought into black households who is usually the FIRST person at the table – if not the SECOND – looking to grease his lips?? THE BLACK MAN! don’t try to act cute now. the black man eats just as unhealthy.

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 11:58:am

@Redd Foxx

That is hilarious…they like to attack your legs as you walk by them especially in the dark. My cat has his front paws declawed so when he does it it doesn’t hurt at all, sometimes he just scares me, jumping out of the dark like that! lol, they like to attack prey…

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 11:59:am

@REDFOXX-STOP!!!!! ROTFL LMBO!!!!! “I’ve seen him piece him up” *dead*

DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

11/20/09, 11:59:am

“DaHonest~~ Girl i have been holding it down as good as can be but i see they took out my word ‘wa**up” and now i see why because of the a** is like the other word for butt, dang Bossip got me talking in tongues~!!”

well its good to see Bossip finally monitoring the language on this board. sometimes it is very outrageous and unacceptable.

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 11:59:am

Daywalker .. funny you said slipped to the dog~` I used to hate jolly green giant peas and still do, when they tried to make me eat them i use to sip in my robe pocket and chew like i was eating them until they found them in there on wash day all smushed up and i got a Joe Jackson beatdown ! My thing is why whip my behind i stil dont like and i hate them even worse now! !

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 12:00:pm

@ Ms EJ

They have too much attitude for me and I’m allergic so can’t have pets.

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:01:pm

Hi Marquis~! I dont know but somebody told me you were a handsome dude.. cant hate on that~!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:01:pm

@CARAMEL CAT- Girl I could never declaw a cat I’ve read and seen pictures on that, but some folks do. I know exactly what you mean about attacking prey my cat did the same thing to my ankles when I use to walk up the stairs but in a very playful fun way and was always gentle or everytime I walk by. Yeah we definitely know about the cats they love to do that.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:02:pm

DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

“Ms.Ej

Just a thought: I do not understand or get the stereotype that when it comes to black men or women many folks automatically *****ume that they eat: fried chicken, chitterlings, pig feet or whatever. Not every black person eats that just like not every black person eats sweet potato pie or watermellon.
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I won’t touch chitterlings, hog maws, pig’s feet, hoghead cheese, oysters, clams, squash, beets, Brussel sprouts, liver, boudin, or cow tongue, brains, or anything wierd…”

lol – now let’s keep it real: when these things are cooked or brought into black households who is usually the FIRST person at the table – if not the SECOND – looking to grease his lips?? THE BLACK MAN! don’t try to act cute now. the black man eats just as unhealthy.
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I can’t speak for everybody, but if I can’t figure outt what it is, I ain’t eating it!!! Real talk!!!

I don’t know what exactly is in “Hoghead cheese”, but that doesn’t mean I’m eating it!!! I mean my grandma used to eat it and tell us it was good, but it could taste like apple pie for all I care, I never ate any…..

Marquis de Sade

11/20/09, 12:02:pm

“DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

or maybe he could teach him to dodge bullets so the next time a cop or one of your animalistic own comes after him he might stand a chance of survival. then we won’t have to “mourn” him.”

Shouldn’t you reserve all of that misplaced aggression for your fellow “PININ’ FOR PEN!S” old shewish maids you call friends…As advised you before, when you were posting as SMDH, those voices you here in your head, are not your friends. I suggests you increase your daily dosage of lithium, you warped b!+ch.

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 12:03:pm

Caramel Cat

@Redd Foxx

That is hilarious…they like to attack your legs as you walk by them especially in the dark. My cat has his front paws declawed so when he does it it doesn’t hurt at all, sometimes he just scares me, jumping out of the dark like that! lol, they like to attack prey…

I have stepped on that cat so many times because of that or tripped and almost broke my damn neck! I remember when she first got her and she was a baby. We were getting ready to go out, this little chic would run and climb up our jeans with her claws and just hang there. I had to pry her azz off of me. That was funny!

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:03:pm

I have to tell the truth and shame the ‘devil’, i have been known to eat a plate of chittlins or two, especially those dinners that are sold by the black churches!! i cant lie.. but i cut them out and i wont be fixing any for thanksgiving!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:05:pm

@DAYWALKER- I am so with you with the food. I remember when I saw someone eating pig ears in between sandwhiches w/hot sauce and someone who tried to get me to eat cow tongue…gross!

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:05:pm

@Ms.Ej

Girl, I really tried to not have him declawed but he kept tearing up my furniture that I worked hard to keep nice. I tried to get him some little plastic covers for his claws but he kept chewing them off. I tried to spray my furniture with a cat deterrent but it didn’t deter him at all! After much strife and frustration I had the lazered out. It’s much gentler on them then the old fashioned surgical way and they heal much quicker. I think he only bled a little bit for like a day. And, he had to use wood chips for litter for like a week…he didn’t like that at all. But he was hopping around and playing like normal in less than a week…

Marquis de Sade

11/20/09, 12:06:pm

Ooops! “HEAR”

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:06:pm

Daywalker~~ my mom and dad eat Hoghead cheese and one time i slipped and tasted some .. UGH yuk and yuk again.. that is the nastiest gelatin mess i ever tasted!!

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:07:pm

@Redd Foxx

Lol, yeah, when mine was a kitten he did the same thing to me. He would just hang even when I tried to walk…they are a riot!

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:07:pm

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

Daywalker .. funny you said slipped to the dog~` I used to hate jolly green giant peas and still do, when they tried to make me eat them i use to sip in my robe pocket and chew like i was eating them until they found them in there on wash day all smushed up and i got a Joe Jackson beatdown ! My thing is why whip my behind i stil dont like and i hate them even worse now! !
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My mother will tell you till this day that I’m stubborn…If I though I was right, I wouldn’t cry no matter how much she whipped me or my brother…And she’d get all mad over us not eating beets, but no matter how much she tore our azzes up, we wouldn’t eat them….Yeah, I know….HARDHEADED…LOL!!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:07:pm

@REDFOXX- Aww…the cat just has alot of personality that’s all! LOL. Girl, better becareful with that cat LOL she already showed you what’s up lol.

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 12:07:pm

@TRS

Hey, girl. Just dropping in quickly to say that if you liked “Twilight,” I think you’ll like “New Moon” as well. The critics are panning it, but I loved it. I didn’t get home until 3 a.m., but it was worth it! Longest line for a movie I’ve seen EVER. I’m already ready for “Eclipse,” lol.

Sanjor

11/20/09, 12:08:pm

@Ms.Ej,
do you know my neighber came over here with some cow tongue the other day? I thought I would die, and my crazy husband tried it.

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:09:pm

One time i went to Jamaican restaurant and this lady across from us was eating a whole fish and she said she eats the eyes too because they give you iron or iodine or something.. all i know is she was rolling it around in her mouth like you would a marble!!lol!

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:09:pm

@Sydney

Hey girl, Happy Friday…

I fully plan on catching New Moon this weekend…I loved the first one…

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 12:09:pm

Happy Friday, all

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 12:10:pm

Hey Sydney!!!

Sis and Whoa if you guys are still here.

DR.FUNK

11/20/09, 12:10:pm

Had to watch it twice.Tell ‘em why you mad son!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:11:pm

@CARAMEL CAT- Girl, unfortunately my father p*****ed (RIP DADDY) but we had went through the same thing with the furniture even our shoes it took some years but he found this spray and this mini horn IT WAS A MIRACLE!!! and I remember when we lost the spray he could not remember when he got it from. It is hard hard hard to not get them to scratch we had even got her the scratch posts which only worked once we found the spray and horn. I so know what you mean. I am relieved to hear that you found the best and less painful method for your furry friend

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 12:12:pm

Ms.Ej

@REDFOXX- Aww…the cat just has alot of personality that’s all! LOL. Girl, better becareful with that cat LOL she already showed you what’s up lol.

LOL, shes got it in for me! I really have to watch my back when I am around her.

trs

11/20/09, 12:12:pm

Ms. EJ

OFF TOPIC: Girl, my friend who is trying to be more social invited me to go to this function for Speed Date or Daters where its an equal amount of men and women and you switch tables like musical chairs but have I think a minute to converse and see if there is a connection I had to turn that down. I have no problems (besides folks thinking I am too young and afraid to approach me)in being social or meeting men whether at the grocery store library whatever, but what do you think about that?

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I have never done speed dating before, but if you willing to give it a try then I say go for it!! Just realize that there is a chance that some of these men may have an agenda that’s not aligned with yours…but isn’t that always the case?

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:12:pm

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

I have to tell the truth and shame the ‘devil’, i have been known to eat a plate of chittlins or two, especially those dinners that are sold by the black churches!! i cant lie.. but i cut them out and i wont be fixing any for thanksgiving!!
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I could never get over the smell of em!! my grandma used to cook them, and would have to make me and my brother something else, cause we could never stand the smell….
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@DAYWALKER- I am so with you with the food. I remember when I saw someone eating pig ears in between sandwhiches w/hot sauce and someone who tried to get me to eat cow tongue…gross!
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Trust me, I do!! I mean I’ll eat chicken, but I won’t eat a chicken azz!!! And I don’t care how well you cook it, I won’t touch em!!! YUCK!!!

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 12:13:pm

Did my post not go through?

@Caramel

I LOVED the wolves.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:14:pm

@SANJOR- I can’t I just can’t do the cow tongue and the lady who tried to get me to eat it swore up and down how good it was. OMG!! so how did your husband like it or react to it???

Angee

11/20/09, 12:14:pm

Hello Bossipers!

IMO, although these methods seem harsh, some people (men and women) are at this level. They may need a trainer to go real hard on them.

Brutal truth and honesty hurt like a mug! Seems like he puts it right in your face. None of that cutie patootie stuff for him.

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:14:pm

@Ms.Ej

Yeah, that scratch post NEVER worked for mine. He would sometimes lay on it…lol

trs

11/20/09, 12:14:pm

Sydney

Hey, girl. Just dropping in quickly to say that if you liked “Twilight,” I think you’ll like “New Moon” as well. The critics are panning it, but I loved it. I didn’t get home until 3 a.m., but it was worth it! Longest line for a movie I’ve seen EVER. I’m already ready for “Eclipse,” lol.

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WOW….it must’ve been off the hook! Thanks for the heads up!!! I am going to see it this weekend but if it weren’t for Taylor Lautner I would wait for DVD!! Shoot I haven’t even seen it and I am already team Jacob! LOL

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 12:14:pm

@ Rose

Fish is awesome when it comes to nutrients but the downside to eating it is the mercury levels. I cant do the eye***** though. Please remove the head!

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:15:pm

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

One time i went to Jamaican restaurant and this lady across from us was eating a whole fish and she said she eats the eyes too because they give you iron or iodine or something.. all i know is she was rolling it around in her mouth like you would a marble!!lol!
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I’ve seen some people do that in Hawaii too, but I’m sorry, I just can’t eat raw fish…Yeesh!!

trs

11/20/09, 12:15:pm

BIG SIS!

DAYWALKER!!!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:15:pm

@TRS- Oh, I am not going to do, its something that she was trying to get me to do with her. She said she is trying to be more social, but that is not my thing, but wanted to know what you thought and I agree strong possibility of a hidden agenda.

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:15:pm

Daywalker~~ I know you wont believe this but when i was a little girl i hated beets (c*****ed) my mom made them all the time and then i had them pickled in a jar and i have been a beet eater every since.. you should try it they taste better pickled~!! The Dr said they are good for your blood and your immune system~!1

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 12:16:pm

Angee

Hello Bossipers!

IMO, although these methods seem harsh, some people (men and women) are at this level. They may need a trainer to go real hard on them.

Brutal truth and honesty hurt like a mug! Seems like he puts it right in your face. None of that cutie patootie stuff for him.

I cosign this. Some people just don’t have that drive and need some reinforcement.

DaHonestTruth ~ Always Keepin it REAL

11/20/09, 12:16:pm

“Shouldn’t you reserve all of that misplaced aggression for your fellow “PININ’ FOR PEN!S” old shewish maids you call friends…As advised you before, when you were posting as SMDH, those voices you here in your head, are not your friends. I suggests you increase your daily dosage of lithium, you warped b!+ch.”

are you ‘pinin’ for my attention Marquis? sorry but your not my type. I don’t date broke *****s with “mommy didn’t love me” repressed issues.

and I told you before if I were SMDH you;d know it becuase “d be handing your sorry behind to you like she did so often and so well. frankly thats way too much energy for me to spend on watery excrement like you.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:16:pm

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can’t decide)

Did my post not go through?

@Caramel

I LOVED the wolves.

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Yeah, I’m rooting for the Wolves!!! I hope they smoked those pansy azz Vampires!!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:17:pm

*waves* Hey Sydney and Angee

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:17:pm

@Ms.Ej

The funniest part is that they still scratch on stuff as though the claws are still there…that tells you that it’s purely instinct…

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 12:17:pm

@TRS

“I am going to see it this weekend but if it weren’t for Taylor Lautner I would wait for DVD!!”

Girl, there were so many screams for him, it was hilarious. I liked the Volturi, too — Dakota Fanning is always so creepy.

There were people with “Team Edward” and “Team Jacob” t-shirts on in line. I thought it was a concert or something. I’ve never seen anything like it. Now I know how those crowds are for the new Harry Potter books, lol.

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 12:18:pm

SIS!!!!

What it do ma???

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 12:19:pm

Hey Ms. EJ/Angee

@Daywalker

I know this is all off topic, but this is the first movie I’ve seen in which werewolves are the mortal enemies of vampires. I’ve never seen them depicted as nemeses. It was interesting, to say the least.

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:19:pm

@Redd Foxx~~ I know you have to watch out for mercury , they have a list on the internet i hear that tells you the ones without mercury .. i like salmon and and tilapia and red snapper but i just cant do the head thing, they have to cut it off but i can do the tail its a lot of meat in that baby! But im like Sanford and son (redd foxx)i like turkey necks and gizzards~!! yummy!

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:19:pm

I think I’m still team Edward, but I haven’t seen the movie yet so my mind may change…

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:21:pm

trs

BIG SIS!

DAYWALKER!!!!
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Hi HUN!!
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rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

Daywalker~~ I know you wont believe this but when i was a little girl i hated beets (c*****ed) my mom made them all the time and then i had them pickled in a jar and i have been a beet eater every since.. you should try it they taste better pickled~!! The Dr said they are good for your blood and your immune system~!1
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I don’t care if they can cure AIDS!!! I won’t eat em….Ask my mother how many times I got my azz whipped cause I wouldn’t….LOL!!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:21:pm

@CARAMEL CAT- Yes, I seen a clip on that after the claw were removed and the cat did (broke my heart but in that case those folks just didn’t care for the cat) it is instinct, sure is. Do you just have that one? if so will you get another one? I tell you one thing my old cat use to purr loud especially when we would rub the middle of her back they love that arch their back up too cute.

BOSSIP IS WHACK!

11/20/09, 12:21:pm

comedy indeed, these silly women allow this crazy ***** to hit em with his bat..a mess for sure

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:22:pm

@Sydney

Weren’t they enemies in the Underworld movies? the vampires vs. the lycans?

Mz_Blaze

11/20/09, 12:23:pm

OMG 2:19 Hummin and pattin yo feet!!! ROFLMAO

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:23:pm

I want to New Moon to b/c the first was real good to me and I didn’t even want to see it, but did so with a friend and I loved it.

I can’t wait to see the warewolves go up against the vampires. The director chose the perfect cast for the movie which makes it that much better.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:23:pm

I want to see New Moon too correction

Sanjor

11/20/09, 12:23:pm

@Ms.Ej, he said it wasn’t bad, nothing that he would go out and order, but it wasn’t as gross as he thought it was. I told him he was no longer allowed to put his mouth anywhere on me, lol.

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 12:23:pm

@Caramel

“I think I’m still team Edward, but I haven’t seen the movie yet so my mind may change…”

I don’t want to give anything away, but the next installment should have some major developments, based on the sequel’s ending. I think “Eclipse” may come out as soon as next summer — I believe that’s what I read.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:23:pm

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can’t decide)

Hey Ms. EJ/Angee

@Daywalker

I know this is all off topic, but this is the first movie I’ve seen in which werewolves are the mortal enemies of vampires. I’ve never seen them depicted as nemeses. It was interesting, to say the least.
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Actually, the “TWILIGHT” series is kind of behind the curve….The “Underworld” movies with Kate Beckinsale were the first to pit Vamps against Lycanthropes……

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:23:pm

@Ms.Ej

I was going to get another one, but he’s gotten so used to life alone I think he may get agitated or stressed out with another cat. My cat purrs loud and likes to knead his paws on me…lol

Sanjor

11/20/09, 12:24:pm

@Sydney, and others…off subject, but have you seen the movie Precious yet? It finally opens here in Omaha today. If so how was it?

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:24:pm

@SANJOR-LOL I know off limits for that day LOL. Now, have you’ve heard of fried frog legs? my ex ate it said it was good…I am not eating that either.

trs

11/20/09, 12:25:pm

Sydney

Girl, there were so many screams for him, it was hilarious. I liked the Volturi, too — Dakota Fanning is always so creepy.

There were people with “Team Edward” and “Team Jacob” t-shirts on in line. I thought it was a concert or something. I’ve never seen anything like it. Now I know how those crowds are for the new Harry Potter books, lol.

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Girl they even have Team Edward and Team Jacob underwear! LOL Dekota Fanning really grew up to be a pretty girl. She looked creepy on the posters though.

And I LOVE Harry Potter!

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:25:pm

Daywalker~` I hate the smell too but they are so good as long as they are cleaned well. I cut back on them havent eaten them in years but i wont lie if some bodys granny cooks them i will throw down but they better be cleaned good and i can look at them and tell , if not in the garbage they go~~ i have a aunt who soaks them in vinegar and raw potaotes before she cooks afte she cleans them of course and you dont get a big smell~!

trs

11/20/09, 12:26:pm

Sis,

SIS!!!!

What it do ma???
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Girl I am bored!!! I was in here earlier but something was wrong with Bossip…

What’s good your way? You have any plans for the weekend?

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 12:26:pm

@Caramel

See, I didn’t see the “Underworld” movies, but I may now that I’ve seen “New Moon.” That was a great match-up. Those wolves were a force to be reckoned with!

@Ms. EJ

Did you see “Twilight,” too?

I may read a few of the books, to get more context. I think the storyline is very engaging.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:27:pm

@CARAMEL CAT- If he’s been with you for a long while DON’T DO IT! he will get highly aggitated and not be as happy. I tried that once and had to give the cat back, because my cat at that time changed b/c he was just use to it being me and him. I think its always best for those who want more to do it at the same time so they can grow up together and not later where its like invading their *****e and attention.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:27:pm

Caramel Cat

@Sydney

Weren’t they enemies in the Underworld movies? the vampires vs. the lycans?
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THey were, but you know that Syd isn’t going to sit through an action movie, CC…I’m surprised she saw any movie without an all star cast and a compelling plot….:lol:

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:29:pm

@Ms.Ej

I agree, I was told that awhile ago and he has been with me for 3 years now…I don’t want him to get stressed out…

trs

11/20/09, 12:29:pm

Ms. EJ

but wanted to know what you thought and I agree strong possibility of a hidden agenda.
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I don’t think I’d go to something like that, but I think it can work for some people. As far as the agenda, it’s always hard dating because you never know what someone’s motives are!

*Sigh*

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:29:pm

@SYDNEY- Yes, I did it was very good I was surprised, because I thought it was just going to be some teeny bopper type of movie, it was extremely good. That is why I can’t wait to see New Moon.

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:29:pm

ROTFLMBAO at daywalker… cure AIDS.. LOL!! i hear you and thats the same way i feel about those big ole giant greens peas,, I think i like alligators better plus they make my tongue itch!!! LOL! at daywalker! You mean if you were laying in bed with aids and the Dr said.. mr walker.. we have a cure for your aids .. here eat this plate of beets .. you wouldnt~~

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:30:pm

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

Daywalker~` I hate the smell too but they are so good as long as they are cleaned well. I cut back on them havent eaten them in years but i wont lie if some bodys granny cooks them i will throw down but they better be cleaned good and i can look at them and tell , if not in the garbage they go~~ i have a aunt who soaks them in vinegar and raw potaotes before she cooks afte she cleans them of course and you dont get a big smell~!
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I’ll take your word for it, cause I just can’t see me eating any, ma….

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:30:pm

@Daywalker

THey were, but you know that Syd isn’t going to sit through an action movie, CC…I’m surprised she saw any movie without an all star cast and a compelling plot….:lol:

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Lol, you are hilarious! Yeah, Underworld was surprisingly good to me, I liked the first one the best, the second one was decent, but I couldn’t get through the third one. I think I liked Kate Beckinsale’s character alot and without her the story wasn’t as interesting…

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 12:30:pm

@Daywalker

I’m going to have to catch up on the “Underworld” movies. I haven’t seen any of them, and I like Kate Beckinsale. Good actress.

@TRS

I don’t think I would describe Dakota as “pretty” in this movie. Maybe it was the blood red eyes or her sadistic power. . .

I never read a Harry Potter book — Something else I have to do sometime.

Angee

11/20/09, 12:30:pm

@Ms.Ej, Sydney, Redd Foxxx and TRS

What’s up ladies? And Hello to the fellas in the room.

@Sanjor

I saw Precious, and it was a good movie. Hard to watch, but good.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:31:pm

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

ROTFLMBAO at daywalker… cure AIDS.. LOL!! i hear you and thats the same way i feel about those big ole giant greens peas,, I think i like alligators better plus they make my tongue itch!!! LOL! at daywalker! You mean if you were laying in bed with aids and the Dr said.. mr walker.. we have a cure for your aids .. here eat this plate of beets .. you wouldnt~~
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I do believe funeral arrangements would be in order….

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:31:pm

Daywalker.. if they said pu**y taste like sweet beets .. you wouldnt lick the kitty~!???

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:33:pm

@TRS- Yeah girl not for me either, but I told her to have fun, but the strange thing you have to pay it was 15 for the men and 20 for the women I had no clue why the women had to pay more.

*sigh* Girl, I know…and with dating its like that, but I think most who are use to dating can weed out the ones fairly quickly who aren’t about nothing. But dating or relationships are gambles I think in general, because some folks change up out the clear blue.

Tuesday's Child

11/20/09, 12:33:pm

Love this guy! I’d get rid of my trainer today if I had access to King James. Most overweight women need this kind of over-zealous training otherwise they loose motivation and quit. It’s evident that the parti*****nts are willing to endure the abuse to yield results.

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 12:33:pm

Sis,

SIS!!!!

What it do ma???
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Girl I am bored!!! I was in here earlier but something was wrong with Bossip…

What’s good your way? You have any plans for the weekend?

I’m bored too. No plans really, I’m just going to go with the flow. I was thinking about having an OSU vs Michigan party you know our city goes down for this game. So we’ll see.

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 12:34:pm

@Daywalker

“THey were, but you know that Syd isn’t going to sit through an action movie, CC…I’m surprised she saw any movie without an all star cast and a compelling plot….:lol:”

LOL! Day, I’ve seen plenty of action movies, with and without big-name actors. I also happen to have seen quite a few vampire flicks. And, like I said before, I like Kate Beckinsale — never saw a film of hers I didn’t like, or at least I liked her performance.

I’m sure I can watch “Underworld” this weekend, in fact.

@Sanjor

I’m going to see “Precious” tomorrow, and I look forward to it.

Sanjor

11/20/09, 12:34:pm

@Ms.Ej, my dad loves frog legs, and I will admit I tried them. They were good, but that was years ago. We got some ostrich steak a few years back, lets just say when I saw it, I knew it wasn’t going anywhere near my mouth, lol.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:35:pm

@SYDNEY- Underworld the first one was real good, the ones with the wolves was alright, but the almost non-stop action made up for it.

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:35:pm

Daywalker~~`———DEAD——————- funeral arrangements are in order!! You are too much , you mean i cant coaxed you with my sweet beet and goat cheese salad with mixed spring greens and big red plump tomatoes and a nice vinargrette dressing~! what say??

Sanjor

11/20/09, 12:36:pm

@Angee and Sydney,
We are supposed to see it tomorrow. I know I will bring a big box of puffs.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:37:pm

Caramel Cat

@Daywalker

THey were, but you know that Syd isn’t going to sit through an action movie, CC…I’m surprised she saw any movie without an all star cast and a compelling plot….:lol:

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Lol, you are hilarious! Yeah, Underworld was surprisingly good to me, I liked the first one the best, the second one was decent, but I couldn’t get through the third one. I think I liked Kate Beckinsale’s character alot and without her the story wasn’t as interesting…
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I really liked her outfit….YummY!!
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Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can’t decide)

@Daywalker

I’m going to have to catch up on the “Underworld” movies. I haven’t seen any of them, and I like Kate Beckinsale. Good actress.

@TRS

I don’t think I would describe Dakota as “pretty” in this movie. Maybe it was the blood red eyes or her sadistic power. . .

I never read a Harry Potter book — Something else I have to do sometime.
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Every movie doesn’t have to be a politically world beating statement of cinematography, SYD….You can go to the movies to just relax and unwind…It’s okay…I won’t report you!

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rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

Daywalker.. if they said pu**y taste like sweet beets .. you wouldnt lick the kitty~!???
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I’m steering well away from any puzzy looking like a beet!!!….Just sayin…..:lol:

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:38:pm

@SANJOR- Oh okay LOL well at least it was good to you, now the ostrich steak a big NO those 2 words together already made my stomach turn.

I think we all can agree that things that we will never eat voluntarily we would only eat if we had to live and there was no other food around LOL- I watch that man BARE or shows like “I Shouldn’t Be Alive” some of my favorites and that would be the only time I eat some stuff I would never eat any other time.

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:38:pm

@Sydney, it came to my city and i think i will get to see it this weekend (maybe) but i may have to wait till after Thanksgiving because i have alot of work to do .. even leaving early from work today~!!

trs

11/20/09, 12:39:pm

HEY ANGEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t think I would describe Dakota as “pretty” in this movie. Maybe it was the blood red eyes or her sadistic power. . .

I never read a Harry Potter book — Something else I have to do sometime.

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I am gld to hear that!! Dakota is a great actress and I can’t’ wait to see her in a “evil” role.

I haven’t read any of the Harry Potter books but I love the films. However, the last film had me a little heated due to the similarities to Tolkien’s masterpiece Lord of the Rings. I LOVED those books!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:40:pm

@DAYWALKER- I am with you I can not and will not eat beets either as well as lima beans or cream of corn (which looks like upchuck to me). Sorry, not eating that period.

trs

11/20/09, 12:40:pm

That was for Sydney!

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:41:pm

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can’t decide)

@Daywalker

“THey were, but you know that Syd isn’t going to sit through an action movie, CC…I’m surprised she saw any movie without an all star cast and a compelling plot….:lol:”

LOL! Day, I’ve seen plenty of action movies, with and without big-name actors. I also happen to have seen quite a few vampire flicks. And, like I said before, I like Kate Beckinsale — never saw a film of hers I didn’t like, or at least I liked her performance.

I’m sure I can watch “Underworld” this weekend, in fact.
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Sydney watching “B-movies”??? Why is it I don’t believe you??? Okay, name your top 20 “B-movies”, and I’ll believe you….And, GO!!!
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rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

Daywalker~~`———DEAD——————- funeral arrangements are in order!! You are too much , you mean i cant coaxed you with my sweet beet and goat cheese salad with mixed spring greens and big red plump tomatoes and a nice vinargrette dressing~! what say??
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I’d say I avoid beets like Superman avoids kryptonite!!!!

trs

11/20/09, 12:41:pm

Daywalker.. if they said pu**y taste like sweet beets .. you wouldnt lick the kitty~!???

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You was wild for that!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:42:pm

I do love me some beef oxtails, smoothered with gravy over rice and some cornbread on the side. Okay, I am just hungry and tired for some reason.

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:42:pm

Day~~` i can see the disgust about that plus its red too.. ugh i forgot about that~` let me stop before i turn myself away from beets! i dont know what it is about green peas but even when i see them in the frozen section i get sick, maybe i use to be sacred of a whippin if i didnt eat them! I use to got ot bed dreaming of that jolly green man standing over me and whipping me with a giant pea!!

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:43:pm

@trs~~ I know but aint it freaky friday .. i just had to get my freaky-ness in there for the weekend~~lol!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:43:pm

Random: You know what I haven’t done in a long time? …I haven’t gone skating which is so fun to me. Skating, bowling and I love to fish too.

trs

11/20/09, 12:43:pm

Sis,

I’m bored too. No plans really, I’m just going to go with the flow. I was thinking about having an OSU vs Michigan party you know our city goes down for this game. So we’ll see.
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I hear you!! I plan on relaxing this weekend! A football party sounds fun. I LOVE football parties!!

WHERE IS EVERYONE TODAY????

I love my husband bo

11/20/09, 12:44:pm

Marquis de Sade

“pynklyzurd14

@Ms.Ej

Bossip isn’t letting me post the movies!!!”

…Actually that’s a good thing. With their new filtering software, they’ve ridden us of that aspiring non-singin’ VA n!gga and those insufferable renditions of Genuine and Whitney Houston.

I am sorry but this is the funnest comment I read all day. I was trying to laugh out loud at work.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:44:pm

Ms.Ej

@DAYWALKER- I am with you I can not and will not eat beets either as well as lima beans or cream of corn (which looks like upchuck to me). Sorry, not eating that period.
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Nah, I can’t do creamed corn either!! That ish is nasty lookin!!! I will eat whole kernel corn, but that creamed ish??? No WAY!!!

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:44:pm

Hi trs…

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

11/20/09, 12:46:pm

Hey all you Bossipers~~` i got to do some work before i leave . got a half day and Happy Thanksgiving to all of you~!! So i guess i will take my beet salad on and throwing kisses at Daywalker on the way out!!! take care everyone!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:46:pm

@DAYWALKER- We are definitely on the same page when it comes to food down to the T.

trs

11/20/09, 12:47:pm

Ms. EJ

sigh* Girl, I know…and with dating its like that, but I think most who are use to dating can weed out the ones fairly quickly who aren’t about nothing. But dating or relationships are gambles I think in general, because some folks change up out the clear blue.
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You are right, but there are always those wolves in sheep’s clothing that disguise themselves long enough to feel you out….

And I hate when people change it up on you like that. I know that people put their best foot forward in the beginning but dang! Some of these dudes act like Prince charming and then next thing you know they’ve morphed into the devil himself!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:47:pm

Bye Rose Happy early Thanksgiving!

trs

11/20/09, 12:47:pm

Caramel Cat,

Hey there!! How are you?

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:48:pm

trs

Daywalker.. if they said pu**y taste like sweet beets .. you wouldnt lick the kitty~!???

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You was wild for that!!
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In my defense, I’ve said worse….
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rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

Day~~` i can see the disgust about that plus its red too.. ugh i forgot about that~` let me stop before i turn myself away from beets! i dont know what it is about green peas but even when i see them in the frozen section i get sick, maybe i use to be sacred of a whippin if i didnt eat them! I use to got ot bed dreaming of that jolly green man standing over me and whipping me with a giant pea!!
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That sounds kinda freaky….At least you didn’t say he was yelling “HO, HO, HO”……LOL!!!I kid, I kid!!!

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:50:pm

@TRS-RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!! I know about those who can put up a front for a long time (my valueable time wasted) TRS what is so hard with folks telling you off top about what you are about?!!!! Give me the chance, the option on whether or not I want to continue this instead of wasting my time that I could have spent on with someone who is really legit. Not cool. I have been fooled more than once w/false representatives per se.

I love my husband bo

11/20/09, 12:51:pm

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

@ rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

@Pynk~~Girl Detroit gets so much crap i just thought of the D, but he looks and talks like aguy i know from Detroit but its not him because my friend is not as hot tempered but hey they must like it they are there huh~!! LOL at the woman who said he cussed her out on the phone! I had said before if i was fat i would look him uo because he couldnt break me down at all!
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the only thing I know forr sure about the “D” is that those cats don’t play, and when people get too mouthy, somebody might wind up shot!!!!!

*Still laughing at “It’s so cold in the “D”!!! LOL!!!*

Detroit is not that bad as people make it seem. I have been in that city for most of life and I love it. I think I turned out pretty good.
No kids
Married
I have a good job (no e.b.t. card)
An Education
Home/Cars
And that is my home. From Schoolcraft/7 Mile/6 Mile & The Bottoms (Chene St).

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 12:53:pm

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

Hey all you Bossipers~~` i got to do some work before i leave . got a half day and Happy Thanksgiving to all of you~!! So i guess i will take my beet salad on and throwing kisses at Daywalker on the way out!!! take care everyone!!
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Bye, Rose!! Have a pleasant weekend, boo!!
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Ms.Ej

@DAYWALKER- We are definitely on the same page when it comes to food down to the T.
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Yup!! If I can’t figure out what it is I’m eating, I won’t touch it!!! I remember when I was a kid, my mother tried to slip me a chicken azz, but my grandma told me how to tell one from the other pieces….Well, that chicken azz got thrown on the floor, I got my azz whupped, and my daddy took me to Burger King that night……

Sanjor

11/20/09, 12:54:pm

@Ms.Ej, did you say oxtails? Lord my ex could make some mean oxtails and rice. Thats the only thing I miss about him, he was a great cook. When my son has his visitation with him, I always tell him, make sure yo daddy gives you some food to bring back, knowing that I’m going to eat it, lol.

Ms.Ej

11/20/09, 12:54:pm

Alright Everyone have a blessed and safe day Happy early Thanksgiving *waves goodbye exits*

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:56:pm

@trs

I’m great, can’t complain. Glad it’s Friday… I think the hubby and I will have a nice movie night tonight…He won’t go with me to see New Moon so I’ll likely have to go alone…but sometimes I like it that way!

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 12:57:pm

@Daywalker

“Every movie doesn’t have to be a politically world beating statement of cinematography, SYD….You can go to the movies to just relax and unwind…It’s okay…I won’t report you!”

LOL! Day, I just stood in line for an hour after 11 o’clock at night to watch “New Moon” with a bunch of prepubescent girls. It wasn’t an intellectual exercise — I had fun, had some laughs, jumped a few times, and I can’t wait for the next installment.

Some Top B Movies:

1) Borat
2) Paranormal Activity/Blair Witch Project/Halloween (original)/Nightmare on Elm Street (original)
3) Valley Girl
4) Grease/Xanadu
5) I used to watch Elvira, Mistress of the Dark flicks/kung fu movies with really bad dubbing
6) John Hughes movies — Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Weird Science
7) Ben Stiller movies — Zoolander

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 12:58:pm

Bye Ms.Ej!

trs

11/20/09, 13:00:pm

Daywalker,

You was wild for that!!
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Hey I didn’t say that was a bad thing!

trs

11/20/09, 13:03:pm

Ms. EJ

TRS what is so hard with folks telling you off top about what you are about?!!!! Give me the chance, the option on whether or not I want to continue this instead of wasting my time that I could have spent on with someone who is really legit. Not cool. I have been fooled more than once w/false representatives per se.
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Girl I know exactly how you feel. Women have it hard when they’re dating because most of the men out there only want one thing…and they know that they have to be something that they are not to get it! LOL That’s why women should take their time and get to know a brother first…and I am not talking about 2-3 weeks!

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 13:03:pm

I love my husband bo

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

@ rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

@Pynk~~Girl Detroit gets so much crap i just thought of the D, but he looks and talks like aguy i know from Detroit but its not him because my friend is not as hot tempered but hey they must like it they are there huh~!! LOL at the woman who said he cussed her out on the phone! I had said before if i was fat i would look him uo because he couldnt break me down at all!
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the only thing I know forr sure about the “D” is that those cats don’t play, and when people get too mouthy, somebody might wind up shot!!!!!

*Still laughing at “It’s so cold in the “D”!!! LOL!!!*

Detroit is not that bad as people make it seem. I have been in that city for most of life and I love it. I think I turned out pretty good.
No kids
Married
I have a good job (no e.b.t. card)
An Education
Home/Cars
And that is my home. From Schoolcraft/7 Mile/6 Mile & The Bottoms (Chene St).
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Not to hate on Chi Town, but…I went to boot camp in Great Lakes…When I graduated, one of the guys said he was from Chi town, and he was gonna hook us up with some girls…We rode the bus, got to Cabrini Green projects, and saw some girls walking….We followed them till we got to an alley…at which point, the girls started running toward the end of the alley….all of a sudden, 2 cars blocked the ends, and I looked at dude and was like: Nucca, I thought you knew them chicks!! He was like “Well, what should we do, man??? I was like: Well, I dunno bout you, but the first m*tha F’er I hit is going down!! I turned and ran at the guy sitting on the bumper and took him out, andf the dude I was with was trying to keep up…We finally got back to the base, and lived to tell the tale about it…Naw, boo…Chi town was just a little too rough for me….Now since then, I’ve been back, but my initial experience???? Oh hellz NO!!! LOL!!

trs

11/20/09, 13:05:pm

Caramel,

@trs

I’m great, can’t complain. Glad it’s Friday… I think the hubby and I will have a nice movie night tonight…He won’t go with me to see New Moon so I’ll likely have to go alone…but sometimes I like it that way!
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We are gonna have to have a New Moon discussion on Monday!

Caramel Cat

11/20/09, 13:07:pm

@trs

We are gonna have to have a New Moon discussion on Monday!

~~~

sounds like a plan!

I love my husband bo

11/20/09, 13:09:pm

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

I love my husband bo

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

@ rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

@Pynk~~Girl Detroit gets so much crap i just thought of the D, but he looks and talks like aguy i know from Detroit but its not him because my friend is not as hot tempered but hey they must like it they are there huh~!! LOL at the woman who said he cussed her out on the phone! I had said before if i was fat i would look him uo because he couldnt break me down at all!
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the only thing I know forr sure about the “D” is that those cats don’t play, and when people get too mouthy, somebody might wind up shot!!!!!

*Still laughing at “It’s so cold in the “D”!!! LOL!!!*

Detroit is not that bad as people make it seem. I have been in that city for most of life and I love it. I think I turned out pretty good.
No kids
Married
I have a good job (no e.b.t. card)
An Education
Home/Cars
And that is my home. From Schoolcraft/7 Mile/6 Mile & The Bottoms (Chene St).
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Not to hate on Chi Town, but…I went to boot camp in Great Lakes…When I graduated, one of the guys said he was from Chi town, and he was gonna hook us up with some girls…We rode the bus, got to Cabrini Green projects, and saw some girls walking….We followed them till we got to an alley…at which point, the girls started running toward the end of the alley….all of a sudden, 2 cars blocked the ends, and I looked at dude and was like: Nucca, I thought you knew them chicks!! He was like “Well, what should we do, man??? I was like: Well, I dunno bout you, but the first m*tha F’er I hit is going down!! I turned and ran at the guy sitting on the bumper and took him out, andf the dude I was with was trying to keep up…We finally got back to the base, and lived to tell the tale about it…Naw, boo…Chi town was just a little too rough for me….Now since then, I’ve been back, but my initial experience???? Oh hellz NO!!! LOL!!

I think the only thing that is really bad in the Chi is the gang fights, Like real gang fights. My first time there I was scared to wear red,blue or even the color green. Lol.Coming from Detroit we don’t really have like “real” gangs. We just have normal thugs. Most people just go around representing their hood.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 13:11:pm

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can’t decide)

@Daywalker

“Every movie doesn’t have to be a politically world beating statement of cinematography, SYD….You can go to the movies to just relax and unwind…It’s okay…I won’t report you!”

LOL! Day, I just stood in line for an hour after 11 o’clock at night to watch “New Moon” with a bunch of prepubescent girls. It wasn’t an intellectual exercise — I had fun, had some laughs, jumped a few times, and I can’t wait for the next installment.

Some Top B Movies:

1) Borat
2) Paranormal Activity/Blair Witch Project/Halloween (original)/Nightmare on Elm Street (original)
3) Valley Girl
4) Grease/Xanadu
5) I used to watch Elvira, Mistress of the Dark flicks/kung fu movies with really bad dubbing
6) John Hughes movies — Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Weird Science
7) Ben Stiller movies — Zoolander
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Okay, I said “B-Movies”…Those are flicks like:

“Killer Klowns from outer *****e”
“Pumpkin head”
“Any of the Leprechaun movies” And to be honest, Jennifer Anniston was in the very first one before the sequels…It was her first big break…
“The Blob”
“C.H.U.D.”
“Shocker”

All of those are “B-Movies”, Syd…And just so you know, the worse the production values, the funnier the movie….LOL!!!

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 13:11:pm

Sis,

hear you!! I plan on relaxing this weekend! A football party sounds fun. I LOVE football parties!!

WHERE IS EVERYONE TODAY????

I know right! I like the food more than the football! Chicken Wings!!!!!!!! LOL! It is really dead in here.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 13:12:pm

@ SYDNEY:

GREASE AND XANADU???? WTF???

Whoa! aka Toot-it-up!

11/20/09, 13:13:pm

@Daywalker’s Chi-town experience

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 13:14:pm

@ love my husband bo

You know we are about to spank yall! (OSU)!

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 13:14:pm

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

Sis,

hear you!! I plan on relaxing this weekend! A football party sounds fun. I LOVE football parties!!

WHERE IS EVERYONE TODAY????

I know right! I like the food more than the football! Chicken Wings!!!!!!!! LOL! It is really dead in here.
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*Snaps REdd on the azz with a baby alligator*

That live enough for ya, ma???

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

11/20/09, 13:16:pm

Snaps REdd on the azz with a baby alligator*

That live enough for ya, ma???

Boy you crazy! A sextra thread just popped up though.

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 13:16:pm

Whoa! aka Toot-it-up!

@Daywalker’s Chi-town experience
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No doubt boo….The puzzy trap was sprung, and I almost fell for the OKIE DOKE!!!….SMH….

DAYWALKER( MR INTENSITY!!!!)

11/20/09, 13:17:pm

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

Snaps REdd on the azz with a baby alligator*

That live enough for ya, ma???

Boy you crazy! A sextra thread just popped up though.

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See you there, ma!!

Whoa! aka Toot-it-up!

11/20/09, 13:17:pm

Hey trs, Crotches, Daywalker, CC, everyone else

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 13:19:pm

Hello again everyone!!! Had 2 go get my grub on!!! LoL

Whoa! aka Toot-it-up!

11/20/09, 13:19:pm

@Daywalker

Whoa! aka Toot-it-up!

@Daywalker’s Chi-town experience
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No doubt boo….The puzzy trap was sprung, and I almost fell for the OKIE DOKE!!!….SMH….
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Bout to get f’d up over some nookie that probably wouldn’t of even been good, SMH….men I tell you…

I love my husband bo

11/20/09, 13:22:pm

Redd Foxxx( This Is Gods Work You KNow Pretty Wings)

@ love my husband bo

You know we are about to spank yall! (OSU

I bet, my state sucks in terms of sports period, even college teams. The professional teams really suck The Lions & The Pistons Suck Suck Suck. All we have is a good Hockey team lol.

pynklyzurd14

11/20/09, 13:23:pm

rose by any other name #9304026339482056536 ™

@Pynk~~~ I heard Da brat is the real deal , i know some folks from Chi who know her and they say she ddefinetly aint no chump~! king james may be tough but when that one lady said she lost 60 lbs .. i was like ok as long as it works im for it but the bat thing i have a slight problem with~! Houston we got a problem here!!!
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Lol. All I know is… somebody tryna hit me with a bat… they better brace themself, cause all I know is that the Jersey is gonna come up outta me!!! Imma find a better use for that bat, you better believe it. Lmao!!!

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 13:38:pm

Is anyone else having trouble posting?

Chocolateer

11/20/09, 13:40:pm

He said, “If you f#ck up, I’m hittin’ you with this bat!” When’s the last time you heard a fitness trainer say anything like that? And I thought Billy Blanks had a grueling routine -at least he never threatened to physically harm anyone. Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!! This is beyond ghetto!!!

Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

11/20/09, 13:41:pm

Notable Quotables:

“Slide your fat a$$ down”…

“Go fat girl, go!!!”…

“Your big a$$ ain’t gonna die”…

“If your a$$ is fat, you’re fat”…

“Get your jelly a$$ off the ground”…

“You weren’t crying when you were at that d*mn table when you were stuffing your fat a$$ face hummin’ and pattin’ your feet”…

“The name he has given me is jello”…

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can't decide)

11/20/09, 13:43:pm

Eh, fuggedaboutit.

pynk

11/20/09, 13:58:pm

Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can’t decide)

Is anyone else having trouble posting?
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yes! all morning ma’am.

aleximaq

11/20/09, 14:14:pm

I am in love with this man….LOL Where can I find him????

Archie

11/20/09, 14:24:pm

ROTGDFLMAO! THIS GUY SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN SHOW. MAYBE BET CAN PICK HIM UP?

Ummmmmm....

11/20/09, 16:14:pm

Woo that table comment!! Dude is hilarious

We "Blacks" Are The REAL Hebrew Israelites

11/20/09, 16:27:pm

Dang…makes a girl want to get in shape just so you can drop kick him in his esophagus.

Good work ladies! keep at it!

Smartypants

11/20/09, 16:47:pm

ROFL!!! Wow G! As a former hot as mess all I can say is damn. I’m glad I pulled my sh*t together on my own. I’d hate to go through that cl*****. I think the women that are taking the cl***** are brave and probably used to being talked to that way. Being talked to and cried with won’t help the women who are mentally cussing their trainers out or planning to go to McDs after their workout and laugh about it.

Lil Momma

11/20/09, 17:19:pm

I hope he has a GOOD LAWYER and signed disclaimers cause if one of those big girls have a health repercussion or worse die….his KING ***** is headed for the KING PEN…a tenuary that is.

Honey

11/20/09, 18:55:pm

Going by his video, he’s nothing but a control freak and a sadistic pimp, and all of those weak women are loving it, because they believe all that abuse that he’s screaming at them. Dummies.

Angel

11/20/09, 19:11:pm

Good… make them work! LOL

Karla

11/20/09, 19:43:pm

Funny part is that dude is a stripper in st. louis as well.. so he will cuss u out in the morning and take your $$ at night!!!! LMAO

Cody-Cole

11/20/09, 19:46:pm

On the real, that’s the only type of talk some people understand. He does what he has to do to help them get the weight off. And if it works, that’s all that matters.

Ms. Littlejohn

11/20/09, 19:55:pm

Oh HELL NAH!!! LOL!! Oh my God… His ***** is crazy!! LMAO!!! The nicknames… This *****’s dream was definitely to be a pimp.

; )

Kanitra

11/20/09, 20:22:pm

I live in st. louis and my mother is one of his students. He doesn’t really hit them with bats its just for the show. But he does go hard. My mother is an older lady and he doesnt go as hard on her as he does younger ladies

MochaDreams

11/20/09, 20:33:pm

I may take the verbal abuse, but the bat??? Nicca, you goin’ too dayum far!!!

RoyBoy

11/20/09, 21:20:pm

This is HILARIOUS!!!! Me and my coworkers were on the floor rolling when we saw this video.

I like how he’s cussing and whooping their azzes. It might not be the best solution but its clearly working.

I don’t see anything that the military dont do. My cousins said they went through this in the Navy.

Like he said “yo big azz ain’t gonna die”

If you want to get healthy and if you done tried everything under the blue moon and if this is working for you then im all for it.

RoyBoy

11/20/09, 21:22:pm

I would watch this show every week it comes on TV.

This kicks “The Biggest Loser” and “Celebrity Fit Club” right in the azz

rothschild

11/20/09, 23:01:pm

WyzePro

@ Vee..with all utmost respect…that plastic bat is not hurting more than them chitterlings and hawg maws and whatever else they poison themselves with are…..

LMAO

HILARIOUS! CANT HARDLY WAIT FOR THIS TO AIR! LOL @ QUEEN’S HAIR!!

Fruits

11/20/09, 23:39:pm

Get da f*** outta here, these *itches wanna lose weight but want sum1 2 b on the *ss to lose it and u gotta pay for it. N Queen aint even look fit. Its jes sad I wish he would hit me wit dat bat aint no d*mn results 60lbs in 6 months…….smh wit all that sh*t he got them doin it should b way more then dat FOOLS

SHO ME STATE!

11/20/09, 23:40:pm

GET CHO BIG A$$ UP? CALLING THEM FAT A$$ES ANNND BEATIN NEM WIT A BAT…

YOU GOTTA MEET PEOPLE WERE THEY ARE, “DA GHETTO!” HEEHEEHEEE…

juiceyfruity007

11/21/09, 00:06:am

Lol…Wow, dude is really trippin! I wish that negro would hit me with a bat.

its the Foosa

11/21/09, 01:31:am

bout time somebody starting getting these fat *****es off they *****es.

Shamzy

11/21/09, 03:38:am

Umm if that dude hit me with a bat..I’d grab it out his got damn hand and beat him with it!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAP!!!!

11/21/09, 07:12:am

@ Sydney™ (Team Edward or Team Jacob. . .I can’t decide)

@TRS

Hey, girl. Just dropping in quickly to say that if you liked “Twilight,” I think you’ll like “New Moon” as well. The critics are panning it, but I loved it. I didn’t get home until 3 a.m., but it was worth it! Longest line for a movie I’ve seen EVER. I’m already ready for “Eclipse,” lol.
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Sydney, I think this is the funniest thing you’ve ever posted. You waited in line to see ‘New Moon’ and didn’t get home until three o’clock in the morning. Huh? And it was worth it??? No offense, but I laughed my ***** off. I thought you were in my age group and I just took it for granted that we had already gotten our fix of the vampire nonsense with Anne Rice back in the day. I mean, it’s all been done before. But I find your commitment hilarious. And I’m caught off guard because this seems so out of character for you.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAP!!!!

11/21/09, 07:12:am

*a.s.s

Lyn

11/21/09, 13:26:pm

This is really funny, but I would work out with him. I need someone like that to keep me in line. I have had one of those nice trainers before and I didnt even lose a pound. That was 500 bucks down the drain.

LYRICS

11/21/09, 20:58:pm

WELL MR. KING JAMES UNLESS U HAVE A DAMN DEATH WISH U AIN’T HITTIN’ MA CUTE AZZ WID NO DAMN BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nfamous

11/25/09, 03:50:am

This Nicca is Guerilla Pimpin out here.
WTH is goin on?
Reality show my A$$.
I D@mn near bust my ***** laughin so hard at these idiots.
Just plain old disrespectful.
Anything for a check

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