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Posted on November 28th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH

Meet Keith Lloyd Nichols. Keith thought it was a good idea to pretend to be a photographer for Vibe magazine so he could feel on some bare breasts and cakes:

A South Los Angeles man accused of posing as a magazine photographer and persuading young women to bare their breasts and genitals so he could grope them was behind bars early Friday, police said.

Keith Lloyd Nichols, 22, has been in custody since he surrendered to Los Angeles police about 1 p.m. Thursday. Nichols allegedly told several young women he was a photographer for Vibe Magazine, and they agreed to disrobe and let him measure their breasts and groins for custom-fitted underwear, Capt. Blake Chow of the Los Angeles Police Department said earlier. Nichols told the women that if their measurements were right, they could get modeling jobs with Vibe Magazine, Chow said.

The women realized they had been duped when Nichols never returned phone calls, Chow said. The measuring sessions often took place in secluded, public places, where Nichols used a measuring tape as a prop, Chow said. “While none of the woman recalled him taking photographs, Nichols did touch the women’s bare breasts and groins with his hands,” Chow said.

“The lure of Hollywood and a big career in modeling blinded these girls from reality,” Chow said. “That’s what con artists rely on.”

Nichols’ bail was set at $20,501, according to jail records. He remained behind bars but it was unclear where he was being held, a Los Angeles County jailer said in a telephone interview early Friday. Jail records also showed Nichols was arrested in September on a felony charge by Hawthorne police, and in August on a misdemeanor by Long Beach police.

Come on now ladies, you better get it together….This chicks seriously let this random looking dude ‘measure their bare breasts and groin area’ for custom drawls??? That just sounds like some bullsh*t. Vibe magazine isn’t even back on the shelves yet.

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  • kerry

    lol

  • b’more

    lol, half of the legit photographers out there do the exact same thing every day.

  • memchee

    ……glad they still went to the police.

  • nshadw04

    LMao. wow

  • http://myspace.com/embalmingfashionista embalmingfashionista

    i cant help but laugh at this. he wrong for what he did but how stupid were the chicks? if a dude told me he was a photog for Vibe i woulda asked “aint that off the shelves?” this is too much

  • http://www.bossip.com Re

    LOL @ phillip!

  • Trouble

    While I do not advocate deception…

    These hose (<— done purposely) are mad because they are stupid. And they want he world to know that not only were THEY stupid but they are HOSE!

    Secluded public places? Can you say…Burger King bathroom? LOL!
    If they show they Ash and breast to a random guy in a random place then they obviously do strange things…in hopes…for a litte change.

    F U CC them bit *ches!

  • Trouble

    *the

  • always knew

    those stupid tramps fell for that??

    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    and how come that’s the only way he can touch a female? Even low-income?? What a loser and ANY female that let her self be groped by this loser, needs a dumb freak of the year award… They were stupid enough to fall for it and let him…
    :(

  • Taj The Photographer

    “Custom Made Underwear”?!?!? These were some really dumb broads. I bet he didn’t even hva e portfolio or any work with him. A ‘measuring tape”?!?! CLASSIC.

  • Brown-n-Round

    Dumbaesses

  • jdmann

    Nichols’ bail was set at $20,501

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    For this kinda money he could’ve got some real Pu$$y lol..

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  • WordtotheWise

    Mothers and fathers, please teach your daughters to use better judgement and not allow the lure of Hollywood to make them lose their senses. Sheesh!

  • Kioki

    Wow… what is America coming to?

  • sarcasatire

    Must’ve posted on craigslist

  • SPECIALK

    FREE KEITH NICHOLS!

  • .gossip sites.

    Thats what they get …… everyone wants to model; pick up a damn book. If they had SENSE they would know not to look on CRAGISLIST or wherever they looked that WASN’T THE OFFICIAL SITE OF VIBE for this job. Dummies.

  • deesac

    Well nice try aleast he got some free feels

  • Unimaginative_Trolls_get_your_own_screen_name

    Wellllll, THIS dude’s sickness isn’t that hard to diagnose, but what type of PUBLICITY HUNGRY beee-yotches would bare their tops and crotches for the first clown that comes along promising some “exposure” (pun definitely INTENDED) ?????

    I really don’t have ANY sympathy for the naive bee-yotches.

  • its the Foosa

    the girls should be arrested for being stupid enough to let a dude feel them up with no credentials.

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    Lol b*tches are stupid!

    I bet if you interviewed these hoes, 7 out of 10 didnt even finish high school, 5 out of 10 aint even from Cali, and 9 out of 10 aint even fine, just some random azz hoodrats!

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAP!!!!

    I have to side with the general consensus here. If these chicks are dumb enough to let ol’ boy get his jollies without having his credentials confirmed, more power to him. I mean, Jesus – at what point do the brain cells kick in?

  • Its6amHoGetOut, The N*gga that shot and killed those 4 police officers in Seattle just made sh*t crazy for black men 5’7-5’10. If I was there I’d stay my azz in the house for about a week!

    He didnt do too much damage with $20,000 bail! Now you know not one of them hoes was white!

  • Candid Canuck

    I gotta get into photography

  • Nfamous

    So if he had actually worked for Vibe, it would have been ok? WTF???

  • me

    lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • injera70

    And he is in jail for what? They need to let him go only thing he is guilty of is being an asshat. They got duped plain and simple(them) they should have asked for a portfolio or even samples or pics see portfolio of said underwear.

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